By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

2nd July 2020

I have had the following reviews of the Manoir des Quatre Saisons. Personally, I am suspicious and think they all come from one source, someone trying to malign what we are trying to do.

Still fair’s fair, and I thought you had better have the chance to decide for yourself. Sort of trip advisor as it were. Stop you ‘tripping’ up, ho, ho. I can laugh at my own witticisms, I’ll have you know.

Some of them are rather rude, and if, as I keep saying, you are overly refined you many not care to read on. But that’s your lookout.

Anyway, here you are.

  • Absolutely awful – Andy from Aldershot
  • Bonkers, barmy – Bridget from Basingstoke
  • Complete crap – Charles from Caterham
  • Dreadfully dull – Dennis from Dulwich
  • Excruciating excrement – Edward from Ealing
  • Fantaisie de folie – François from France
  • Ghastly garbage – Greta from Gothenburg (don’t I know you?)
  • Harrowing, horrible – Henrietta, Hamburger (didn’t say where she came from but assume she comes from Hamburg)
  • Infantile idiot – Ian from Inverness
  • Juvenile junk – James from Jedburgh
  • Klobürste Knauf – Klaus from Koblenz (I think that may be VERY rude)
  • Loopy Looney – Lady Lucinda from Lincolnshire
  • Mad, just mad – Matthew from Montgomery
  • Non, non, encore une fois, non! – Charles de Gaulle (how did he get here, thought he was dead? EU must have resurrected him to replace Michel Barnier)
  • ‘Orrible, ‘orrid – ‘Orris from the Oval
  • Pustulous puke – Peter from Penzance
  • Quite liked it actually – Quentin from Queens (there’s always one rave review)
  • Revolting rot – Roger from Rotherham (lot of Roger sin Rotherham, I gather)
  • Sacré bleu – Sebastien from Sens (bleu doesn’t start with ‘s’ Sebastien, duh)
  • Terrible trash – Tricia from Tenerife
  • Utterly useless – Ursula from Uffculme
  • Vile venom – Victor from Ventnor
  • What a wally – William from Wales
  • ‘Xtraordinary, ‘Xtraordinary – Xavier from Exbury (not sure if he means extraordinary as in ‘good’ or as in ‘bad’)
  • Yawn, yawn – Yasmin from Yemen
  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzz – (assume this reviewer fell asleep while reading and forgot to leave name)

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

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