Ticks and Tocs

14th July 2021

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

I found a tick yesterday. On my leg, the right one. By the knee.

I am not sure how it got there. I suspect my wife, an ex-teacher. She wanted to mark me out of ten and put a tick there to say I was correct. About what I don’t know. I was in cloud cuckoo land at the time, in bed.

However, as I looked closer I saw it move. Strange I thought, I have never seen a tick move.

But it wasn’t that kind of a tick. It was the biting, blood sucking variety. The ones that like to take the life out of anything right. Like my right leg. It explains why it wasn’t my left leg.

I therefore suspect it was a left leaning tick or democrat/Nazi/communist tick. Look, Nazis are strictly socialist so not really right wing at all, despite attempts to make them so. Nothing right about them anyway, they’re all wrong.

There are various types of tick; these are listed in the following link.


There is also tic as in tic-toc which are those annoying videos we have seen in the past year or so. Especially the ones trying to make out how wonderful the NHS is.

People have wondered at the nurses as they perform these videos. If they are so busy as alleged, how did they find the time to do them?

But then how do we know they were nurses, eh? How about out of work actors, with theatres shut they needed something to earn a crust. Easy to dress up you know; I have done some amateur acting myself.



The links above give some perspective on what people have thought over the pandemic of tic-toc videos, sorry, make that pandemic of vitamin D deficiency, masquerading as Covid 19 deadly planet threatening disease.

I think these videos are ridiculous, and a complete waste of time. Perhaps that’s the point distract the masses from what is really going on.

Which, among other things is the poisoning of the planet and poisoning of the human race via various chemical poisons.

And vaccines of course.

Maybe the tic-toc videos are also democrat/Nazi/communist tics, or tic-toc ticks.

A young lad did a tic-toc video of him calling Chris Whitty a liar about the Covid 19 cases. There is a link within this link if you are interested.


The use of the word mandem in the context seems to suggest an enemy, not a friend. Chris Whitty is an enemy of the people. This makes sense.

Many comments on social media condemn the lad’s action. I don’t. He is quite right, Chris Whitty is no friend of the people that is for sure. I have yet to analyse him in detail and do a post but no doubt I will.

Anyway, back to the tick. Much as the tick is rather fascinating as such things go, I didn’t really want it sucking my blood. So I decided I would try and remove it with a plastic tick removal tool from the pack which we have.

Firstly though, I thought I had better try and disinfect the area. I had some green Chartreuse in a small vial which once contained Bach rescue remedy. You might be interested in my post on this. I’ll put link at the end.

It came with a small pipette (the vial, not green Chartreuse) and I thought ‘Why not try on the tick, might knock it out?’. So I did, I placed a few small drops on the tick and surrounding area.

For good measure I also put some Lea and Perrins Worcester Sauce from the kitchen on it as well.

So hopefully the tick was dead drunk, if not dead, presumed drowned. I think the stickiness of the green Chartreuse might block its ability to breath.

Anyway, the recommendation on line is applying rubbing alcohol as a disinfectant, but that is poisonous whereas in moderation you can drink green Chartreuse (it is very strong).

It is much more expensive but was available to me without a visit to the shops or waiting for online purchase to arrive. In the latter case I suspect the tick would have finished guzzling my blood and fallen out.

I dare say that olive oil and vinegar or cheap wine would have been good, much like the Good Samaritan might have used on the man who was attacked by thieves. You know, on the way down to Jericho.

Anyway, having disinfected/drowned the area/tick I took the small plastic implement to the tick, and gently twisted it slowly in a clockwise direction (looking at my leg) three complete revolutions as recommended.

I then lifted up slowly and bingo out it came, mouthpiece and all.

So that was it. The spot where it was is healing nicely and should disappear in due course.

I have had no ill effects as much vitamin D levels are high due to having boosted them enormously recently with supplements (which I take to overcome my current health issues).

I attach photographs below to show the tick.

So that’s another experience I can tick off my list.

A tick for a tick as it were.

P.S. If you want more information on Covid 19 see here. Covid 19 Summary

And this link is very useful indeed.


I have listened to it all and I think it is basically right, but again note my Covid 19 Summary. She has a rescue remedy at the end.

A herbal Rescue Remedy link as referred to earlier. Rescue Remedy

Should you wish to drink green Chartreuse after the trauma of removing tick then be my guest. With all the herbs in it I daresay it will be of some help (in moderation of course).

But I’m not buying you any as I’m on my Cloud and can’t.

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

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