Canada Freedom Convoy
By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
29th January, 2022
I understand a large convoy has arrived in Ottawa. I do hope they maintain anti-freeze antisocial distancing in case they catch the Convid 19 a.k.a. the ‘flu as they fly along the highways. It is very cold in Canada at the moment. I would love to join y’all but I ain’t gonna be able to jern yur. Or something like that. But old Baldy is with you in spirit.
So that will have to do. My understanding is that they are there to talk to Justin ‘Call me Jesus Christ’ Trudeau. What Jesus Christ calls him is unrepeatable.
It appears that poor iddums widdums Justy wuss-ty caught Covy Wovid and has had to self-immolate…..we wish.
I should have said self-isolate. Perhaps it is just as well Justin. The truckers are just a witsy bitsy peeved at you. They might have thrown something rather more substantial than snow balls.
By the way, are you lacking in snow balls? If you have snow (sic) balls then without them you don’t stand a chance in a snow ball fight.
The truckers have lot of balls. That’s why they are coming to say hell to you Justin. Sorry, I meant hello. Fingers slipped there.
Nobody really knows how many trucks there will be. Main Stream Media seem to want to down play it. Understandable really. Their paymasters don’t want the real truth to come out. That would spoil the story.
Still, even if there are 1,000 trucks that would be 2,000 balls at least. Unless there are some women drivers in which case they will still have the balls, but no balls as well if you get my drift.
Hopefully no one got stuck in a snow drift, balls or no balls, it’s just not cricket, don’t yer know.
In case anyone is unaware, the truckers are protesting the vaccine mandate in Canada to get truckers vaccinated. What a wonderful idea. Have a 40 plus tonne truck career off the road because the trucker has fallen ill with Convid after having a vaccine.
Still, as Canada is pretty empty shouldn’t matter too much. But if it were in town near a school…
So perhaps better to be safe than sorry, I say. You can’t be too safe nowadays you know with cretins like Justin about, even if they are kindly self-isolating.
What more can I say? Well, a bit. I have some words, some phrases which people might like to employ on my behalf, or indeed any right thinking person. See here, Useful Canadian Phrases and again link at end.
But we don’t discriminate, a left thinking person may use them too. It’s a free country. At the moment.
So do go and support your local truckers, do. They might need some nosh or grub as we say in the UK. Or hot coffee or tea. Or a bath or loo. Whatever.
As far as I am aware they have some good slogans. These include this picture.
And some essential posters apparently.
I note the maple leaf used to cover up a letter. Not sure which letter this is. Must be a vowel. I’ve tried them. Fack Trudeau, Feck Trudeau, Fick Trudeau and Fock Trudeau.
The Irish laughed at the second for some reason, but I can’t see anything in that myself.
I’m sure there’s another vowel I have forgotten. Anybody help me please?
As I said before, I don’t know if there are any female truckers in the convoy. There may be, but on the whole I guess they are men and many of whom will be fathers trying to put food on the family table as it were, as well as generally for Canadians as a whole. You do need them you know.
But then we all need each other, it helps make the world go round.
Still, I’m glad there are the father truckers going to Ottawa to speak to Trudeau or anyone else who will listen in government, the ones who should serve the citizens, not steal and abuse them as all too many do.
I’m glad too if there should be mother truckers who are there if they are. They can try and get hold of that mother trucker (sic) Trudeau and make him see sense.
Of course if you replace the ‘T’ of Trudeau with an M then you get the following if you then anagram it.
In French you can get ‘merda’ which means shit. Seems the same meaning to me.
Justin Trudeau’s full name contains an ‘m’ in his third name James, so this is fine with me.
They are in Ottawa. An anagram is ‘O a twat’. That’s helpful.
So you have a few more words for Justin then, don’t you?
Of course once the rally is over I hope you won’t stop and continue to fight for the right, the right to life in all its fullness for everyone, free from anger and hate.
There are lots of beasts for you to slay, let alone your own internal demons which are in reality only shadows cast by the evil ones who pretend to be big but are just, like Justin, jumped up little shits.
There is the evil abortions, euthanasia, paedophilia to name but a few. Greed, lust and pride to name some more. You have to deal with those in your own life to be able to be effective in world at large.
It boils down to love in the end, loving God, loving you neighbour and loving yourself. It was only ever thus, except that git Satan deceived you as he has been deceiving you now.
As always I will point to Jesus Christ who will strengthen you if you put your trust in Him and listen to what He says. He has lots of words and phrases for you. You will find them in the Bible.
All words are His, including the ones that some find offensive. For it is not what you use so much as to how you use them, to tear down or to build up. Evil strongholds must be torn down, but the weak and fearful must be built up.
That’s God the Father’s advice as with the Son, His Son, Jesus Christ.
So go have a few words with Trudeau.
God is with you.
P.S. A useful link if you wish an explanation about the protests.
And why has Justin just gone into hiding?
The page on Useful Canadian Phrases
Some con vids of the convoy. I have no con vids of the Covid con here.
Convoy – C.W. McCall
Canadian Convoy Rally Song [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
Freedom Convoy 2022 Sights and Sounds
A website about socks I think, I might have misread it, my eyesight wasn’t very good at the time.
I suppose socks very necessary in the winter when it is freezing. Bed socks great of course.
And if you are stuck on Covid 19 here’s my summary. Except of course its wintry at the moment and when the ‘flu starts to bite.
And my post on Justin Trudeau for good measure. The ‘o a twat’ of Canada.