By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
21st pril, 2022
I have to work on so much nowadays. I still struggle with my energy; my facial palsy is a bind, albeit necessary that I go through these trials and tribulations – it is good for me!
And I won’t trust the doctors nowadays to do anything useful, if indeed one can see them face to face. Last time I went, the G.P. was wearing a mask. She was bonkers to do this.
If this is the mentality of the doctors over the ‘flu, what chance of getting anything remotely sensible out of them?
Anyway, I thought I would try this. It was fairly easy to do. I’m not sure if it is especially uplifting, but it amused me. I hope it amuses you too.
I even found some interesting facts too.
For those that do not know if it is not obvious, the original Ten Commandments of God are in italics. The LARD thy cod is Satan as he is always a fishy character.
1. “I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.”
1. “I am the LARD thy Cod, which have brought thee into of the land of Ejit1, into of the house of lockdown bondage. Thou shalt have no other cods before or after Me, except possibly on Fridays which are Fish days.”
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the water under the Earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me; and shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments.
Thou shalt make unto thee any craven image or sign2, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above (especially a rainbow), or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the water under the Earth. Thou shalt bow down thyself to them, and serve them: for I the LARD thy God am a jealous Cod, visiting the misery of the farters upon the children unto the third and fourth and as many other generations as possible of them that hate Me; and shewing mercury3 unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Endless Rules and Commandments (MERC for short4).
3. Thou shalt not take the Name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His Name in vain.
Thou shalt take the Vaccine of the LARD thy Cod in vein, or any other suitable part of the anatomy; for the LARD will not hold him gutless5 that taketh His Vaccine in vein.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: for in six days the LORD made heaven and Earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath Day, and hallowed it.
Remember the Sarr6-bath Day, to keep it holly7. Twenty–four/seven days (or more ) shalt thou labour , and do all thy work, as well as everyone else’s (unless you are in furlough in which case thou can do nothing all day and keep being paid by the taxpayer): but any day is the Sarr-bath of the LARD thy Cod: in it thou shalt do any work, thou, thy son, thy daughter, thy manservant, thy maidservant, thy cattle, thy stranger that is within my Gates (Bill, Melinda or otherwise): for in six days at least the LARD unmade heaven and Earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rusted the seventh day: wherefore the LARD ruined the Sarr-bath Day, and hollowed it, making it all meaningless and empty.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Dishonour thy mother and thy father, and put them into care homes and do not visit8: that thy days may be short upon the land which the LARD thy Cod pretendeth to giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt kill, all and everything, preferably slowly by poisoning so the Enemy9 does not notice until it is too late, by refusing to offer sensible treatments and mandating vaccines for example.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt commit adultery of all kinds and unkinds, especially the food, water and air, with various pharmaceuticals bought by those who are to be poisoned, via taxes or otherwise.
And don’t forget plastics. And diesel fumes etc.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt steal, all and everything, preferably in a secretive manner, and especially by lending money to the poor at exorbitant rates.
And by selling useless stuff such as masks, visors, PCR tests, vaccines etc.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbour or anyone else for that matter, especially those who transgress the 2 meter rule or are not mask wearing, or gathering in large groups over 6 people (subject to change by government decree at a moment’s notice).
Exemptions apply to Antifa, Black Lives Matter, far left groups generally, politicians, billionaires, MSM (provided these are left leaning), elites in general etc. N.B. this applies to the gathering of people, not the bearing false witness as this must be carried out by the aforementioned list as much as possible.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbour’s.
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s house, bungalow, flat, car, piece of ground etc., thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox, his ass (or any other part of his anatomy), or anything else that is thy neighbour’s, especially after they have died due to poisoning with vaccines or had their business burnt down by Antifa.
I hope that is all clear. Whether it was useful or amusing, you can let me know.
Or not. It’s a free country. At the moment.
1 Ejit = idiot, i.e the land of idiot(s)
2 Sign, e.g. ‘Stay Home: Protect the NHS: Save Lives.’ See
3 mercury, i.e. a poisonous metal used in vaccines in the past. But also the present. See
4 MERC i.e Merc (sic) of the beast. See
5 gutless i.e. because one is very brave and also extremely foolish to have a potentially poisonous vaccine injected unto oneself.
6 Sarr i.e. region of Iraq, along the Shatt Al–Arab River
7 holly i.e. pricks such as may be found in Hollywood, for example.
8 N.B. Care homes shut to visitors during lockdowns and still subject to pointless restrictions I understand, at least in some cases.
9 The children of God.
P.S. If that is not enough, there is always this.
Guidance explaining the rules and regulations according to gov.uk.
On Covid 19 explaining the various aspects, including masks, and vaccines.