By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
8th May, 2022
Minor update 9th may 2022 to last definition.
Really I should have looked at this early on, but my physical health has not been great, afflicted as I have been with great tiredness due to the neuro-toxic effects of sodium nitrite. I am improving though as the world wakes up and as my body detoxifies. Perhaps the two are related.
Anyway, I thought we could have some fun looking at the definitions of pandemic and other ‘Pan’ words. Some may have been made up. You can check as usual.
Pantechnicons – a high tech pan that people worship. Possibly a toilet which in our family has been called ‘The throne’!!
Panleukopenia – a pan which if you look at closely opens here
Pantheistically – a pan that you can make laugh (is tickly)
Pantothenate – a pan you can eat once you have used it (single use pan)
Pandemonium – a pan that doesn’t cook properly as it’s a devil to use
Pandemonimum – the panic that mums get when they think their darling children are going to get Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu.
Pandamonium – the panic that people get when they think that Chinese bears have caused Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu as opposed to bats.
N.B. bats, cricket or otherwise, do not cause Covid 19/ the ‘flu. However, bats can fly, so they can be said to have ‘flu if you see what I mean. Hence the confusion about Wuhan ‘flu or Covid 19.
Panjandrum – a pan that Janet banged like a drum during ‘Clap for carers’ weekly charade during first UK lockdown
Pancreatin – the art of making a pan from scratch
Pancretin – one of many morons around the world who think that Covid 19 is any more than the seasonal ‘flu exaggerated to make it look like a monster
Panhandle – a musical composer of pans, such as might be played on pans during first lockdown ‘Clap for carers’ in the UK
Pantoffle –an old word for a slipper
Pantoffee – a sticky sweet made in a pan
Panettone – a pan belonging to Anthony (but not Cleopatra)
Panetella – a pan belonging to Ella
Panetella – a pan that tells a woman what to do
Pandering – to make a phone call to a Chinese bear
Panicking – a man who is the best at creating a drama out of nothing (like Anthony Fauci saying the Covid 19 a.k.a . the ‘flu will infect us all, get vaccinated)
Panoramic – a pan or a mic(rophone), the choice is yours
Panasonic – the sound a pan makes when it is being banged like a drum during ‘Clap for carers’ weekly charade during first UK lockdown
Pantrymen – if you need a pan ask a man
Pansexual – a pan that could be male or female (if it comes with a handle it’s male, if it comes with a connection for a handle it’s female of course)
Pandowdy – a heavily worn pan
Panhowdy – how a cowboy greets you when he invites you to sit down with him and eat some beans
Pandanus – the bottom (ahem) of a Chinese bear i.e what you might see if you look at a bear behind
Panache – what you get when someone hits you over the head with a pan
Pandoras – a pan belonging to Dora
Pandora’s Box – where Dora keeps her pans
Pandora’s Box – a type of hedging belonging to Dora in the shape of a pan
Pancreas – a railway station in London, as in St Pancreas (sic)
Panorama – a pan or a mother (ma for mother)
Pansies – oh look, there’s a pan
Panther – a pan over there
Panther – female breathlessness
Panther – half a pair of female knickers (UK)
Panther – half a pair of female trousers (USA)
Pantry – an experimental pan
Panoply – an Irish pan belonging to the O’Ply clan
Panicky – a pan belonging to Nicholas or Nicola
Panicum – thinking about panicking
Pandies – a dead pan to be thrown out
Panzers – a pan ‘zere’ i.e German for a pan is there
Panted – Edward’s pan
Pantie – something to hang your pan from or wear round your neck
Pan Am – a pan that just is
Pandemic – a pan of Mic(hael), such as one of mine. For example, I have a saucepan – one that is cheeky
Pandemic – a panic the dems use to scare people
Planscamdemonpanic – a deliberate hoax by the devils out of Germany, a.k.a the Nazis/Marxists to persuade the human race that Covid 19 is seriously infectious and you need to panic without double checking or thinking and isolate, mask-alate, vaccinate yourself to death to cure yourself of stupidity for believing it in the first place.
And pay for the costs yourselves at great expense.
Can I hear an ‘Amen’ to that?
P.S. If you need to know more about the planscamdemonic, please see here.
You will find Wuhan ‘Flu in the above link but also on the main menu bar at the top of the page (for the time being).