By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
11th May, 2022
“Here at the Lord’s, the crowd give Baldmichael a standing ovation as he reaches his hundred with a neat little single, clipped off the bat (made in Wuhan allegedly), down to square leg (attached to Long John Silver in his white long johns).”
Well, ok, that’s not really cricket, even if rather batty (!), but I did yesterday reach 100 countries having visited my site! I am rather an anorak or geek about that sort of thing sometimes. I am easily pleased.
It makes up for being largely abandoned by those I previously though intelligent in my church fellowship and friends and family. Mind you I daresay they have their own affairs more pressing than an old baldy like me (violins playing wistfully).
‘Get a grip Baldmichael get a grip!’
Yes, sorry about that. Where was i?
Ah yes. Stupid 20 variants. This is a very brief post on the variants of the very severe pandemic of Stupidity which broke out around 1st April, 2020 (April Fool’s Day).
This day has yet to end. In fact I have liked it to Groundhog Day where we are condemned to repeat the same day ad infinitum until everybody gets it into their thick heads that Covid 19 really IS the ‘flu and you had better get used to it.
And if you are clever (ahem) like me and many others, you will know how to deal with it and live well and healthy. Anyway here is the list below.
Hysterical historical Variants
2020 – Stupid 20 arrives around 1st April.
Sub-variants
A(lpha) for Awfully Stupid 20
B(eta) for Brain Dead Stupid 20
C (or gamma) for ‘Can’t Be That Stupid Can they?’ Stupid 20
D(elta) for Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest Stupid 20
This can be best observed in Joe ‘Anyone seen my brain ‘Biden.
2021 – Omicron – moronic or Incredibly Stupid 20
2022 – Jaw-dropping Incredibly Stupid 20 (Omicron on steroids)
N.B. There is a French sub variant ‘Omacron Stupid 20’, where the French elected (allegedly) God with U.S. Mac Ron to be French President for another 5 years.
Forecast variants
2023 – the Pi variant as in Complete Pi-llocks Stupid 20
NB. This will be related to taking Pointless Poisonous anti-viral Pi-lls as opposed to taking Very Venomous Vaccines. Some people may well take or be given both, but they will be dead most probably.
Unless they are placebos which is possible as big pharma like selling nothing for something.
2024 – Upsilon variant i.e the Up Cylons are coming! (see Battlestar Galactica)
Sub variants
Chi – the Chi-nese variant, the Completely Bats Stupid 20 (a.k.a. CBS Stupid 20)
To be seen for example in CBS broadcasting network which no doubt will continue to be stupid.
Psi – the ‘Oh dear it’s all been a big psi (sic) op, hasn’t it?’ Stupid 20
2025 – Omega variant or the “O, Me God, i ‘Ave’ been an complete imbecile for 5 years” Stupid 20
There will be the Dead Stupid 20 variant, but this was the version caught by the dead. As God is God of the living, not the dead, this doesn’t count in the statistics.
That’ll do, see you next time for the next thrilling instalment.
Now, where’s my tea…?
P.S. If you haven’t seen it, here is my post on Stupid 20
And Various Variants
The Tree of Life 
Reblogged this on Zero Lift-Off and commented:
The False Alarm Pandemic that Turned into a Pandemonium
“Previously though intelligent in my church fellowship and friends and family.”
Quite interesting, sad, and alarming to read that statement and realize immediately from your list of symptoms I have the same affliction! Could it be some sort of New Wave Pandemic, as in Microwave not Viral, spreading around the globe; oh my! I mean, we live on different continents separated by the Pond and yet this undeniably real condition has stricken individuals like us who in no way have been in contact with each other, not ever but regardless this condition have befallen both! At least we can deduce with certainty that masks certainly do not apply, or work for that matter; never have and never will for mental conditions!
I do absolutely agree that there was a “very severe pandemic of Stupidity,” and it did befall almost the entire human race, but more pertinently is applicable to us, making the following statement one of fact while absolutely not any sort of disinformation; all those in “my church fellowship and friends and family,” this fact is a reality; that stands out like a sore thumb, ya know like those PCR tests do.
https://siena.rosselcdn.net/sites/default/files/dpistyles_v2/ena_16_9_extra_big/2020/05/01/node_552027/1947478/public/2020/05/01/B9723355043Z.1_20200501122253_000%2BGHCFUUE4E.1-0.jpg?itok=26Ryj-dp1588337272
Apparently whatever they all got a good dose of back on “April Fool’s Day 2020,” I somehow missed it completely; but, at least I know that old adage “When God was giving out brains, I thought He said trains. So I missed mine,” doesn’t apply to us!
https://img.newspapers.com/img/img?institutionId=0&user=0&id=503586451&clippingId=59372938&width=557&height=1237&crop=3912_153_654_1480&rotation=0&ts=1652304438
Now this is a mouthful of reality!~
“D(elta) for Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest Stupid 20”
Not hardly!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2Je13LN8uXMBWU3C/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115a8e368cb234300e85c1789d1bc44ea0070a5489&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I’m off to cook up some Turnips~
Yours Truly, honest I’m not hysterical; Yet! Heheheheheeee!
Brother in Christ Jesus,
Lawrence Morra III
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Great job or well done mate! You got me going with this Anagram interpretive projection, and I hope you may have gotten some further inspiration to carry on here with this subject matter along with a couple of massive sticking points I tossed in; namely the Devil is in the details of Karl Marxism! You can catch my drift well enough if you take a close look at what I just wrote in my reblog commentary update in the comments. Now what could be going on with all of this Globalist agenda and people like that brute of the past Marx with now America’s own Man of Perdition Biden; the Radical Left’s dream come true and helpers or promoters like Soros, Gates, Schwab, Putin, Xi and so on; who is really their Boss or Leader!
Thank you Brother Baldmichael!
God bless!
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‘Second’ century is hidden away at the bottom. Congratulations! Was the first in the same test?
Looks like a ploy by the Greeks to get their alphabet popular once again.
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Was it in the first test…Mmm…yes, the second of the two innings. As regards the alphabet maybe it’s the computer ‘Geeks’!
Or God and His lateral thinking. The alpha and the omega.
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