By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
11th May, 2022
“Here at the Lord’s, the crowd give Baldmichael a standing ovation as he reaches his hundred with a neat little single, clipped off the bat (made in Wuhan allegedly), down to square leg (attached to Long John Silver in his white long johns).”
Well, ok, that’s not really cricket, even if rather batty (!), but I did yesterday reach 100 countries having visited my site! I am rather an anorak or geek about that sort of thing sometimes. I am easily pleased.
It makes up for being largely abandoned by those I previously though intelligent in my church fellowship and friends and family. Mind you I daresay they have their own affairs more pressing than an old baldy like me (violins playing wistfully).
‘Get a grip Baldmichael get a grip!’
Yes, sorry about that. Where was i?
Ah yes. Stupid 20 variants. Thisis a very brief post on the variants of the very severe pandemic of Stupidity which broke out around 1st April, 2020 (April Fool’s Day).
This day has yet to end. In fact I have liked it to Groundhog Day where we are condemned to repeat the same day ad infinitum until everybody gets it into their thick heads that Covid 19 really IS the ‘flu and you had better get used to it.
And if you are clever (ahem) like me and many others, you will know how to deal with it and live well and healthy. Anyway here is the list below.
Hysterical historical Variants
2020 – Stupid 20 arrives around 1st April.
A(lpha) for Awfully Stupid 20
B(eta) for Brain Dead Stupid 20
C (or gamma) for ‘Can’t Be That Stupid Can they?’ Stupid 20
D(elta) for Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest Stupid 20
This can be best observed in Joe ‘Anyone seen my brain ‘Biden.
2021 – Omicron – moronic or Incredibly Stupid 20
2022 – Jaw-dropping Incredibly Stupid 20 (Omicron on steroids)
N.B. There is a French sub variant ‘Omacron Stupid 20’, where the French elected (allegedly) God with U.S. Mac Ron to be French President for another 5 years.
2023 – the Pi variant as in Compleat Pi-llocks Stupid 20
NB. This will be related to taking Pointless Poisonous anti-viral Pi-lls as opposed to taking Very Venomous Vaccines. Some people may well take or be given both, but they will be dead most probably.
Unless they are placebos which is possible as big pharma like selling nothing for something.
2024 – Upsilon variant i.e the Up Cylons are coming! (see Battlestar Galactica)
Chi – the Chi-nese variant, the Completely Bats Stupid 20 (a.k.a. CBS Stupid 20)
To be seen for example in CBS broadcasting network which no doubt will continue to be stupid.
Psi – the ‘Oh dear it’s all been a big psi (sic) op, hasn’t it?’ Stupid 20
2025 – Omega variant or the “O, Me God, i ‘Ave’ been an complete imbecile for 5 years” Stupid 20
There will be the Dead Stupid 20 variant, but this was the version caught by the dead. As God is God of the living, not the dead, this doesn’t count in the statistics.
That’ll do, see you next time for the next thrilling instalment.
Now, where’s my tea…?
P.S. If you haven’t seen it, here is my post on Stupid 20
And Various Variants