Covid Marshals

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

30th May 2022

This is now very old hat as we in the UK might say. Or maybe not. I see there is at least one idiot council planning to waste yet more public money to out source a contract worth 3 million quid. For 60 marshalls. £50,000 per head.

Excuse me whilst I utter a few profanities. WTF!!!! (What’s This For I think it stands for). Jim McManus director of Public Health for Hertfordshire County Council is a complete cretin. If you live in Hertfordshire you should have complained bitterly. And get Jim to pay the money back if it has been spent already. See link below.

I don’t suppose the Covid Marshalls will be paid £50, 000. Somebody will be rubbing their hands in glee. Not the nurses that’s for sure.

So maybe £30,000 for doing what exactly?? B****r all that’s what. Mind you there are a lot of jobs like that in so-called public service. Some of which are paid considerably more for doing nothing useful whatsoever, whilst others scrimp and save their pennies.

Such stupidity cannot and must not continue. This complete waste of taxpayers’ money must stop, A.S.A.P.

In the meantime here is something I did earlier, a page on my site as I was working out how to navigate WordPress. It may be useful, it may be not. I don’t know if any other countries are stupid enough to have Covid Marshalls, but let me know if you do.

Of course, silly me, I forgot. In the good old U.S.of A. I gather you have marshals in Washington and other places. These are Marsh-als, other wise known as swamp creatures. They currently infesting the White House and other government institutions around the country.

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

12th September 2020

This sounds like an excellent idea. ‘Organise the virus’, rather than ‘Control the virus’. ‘Right you viruses; we’ll have you over there, you there, and you here.’

Unfortunately I am struggling to find what the plans are apart from what the papers say. Or the police farce, force, service. For it is the latter, allegedly, who have come up with the name Covid Wombles.

Mind you the Wombles of Wimbledon Common picked up litter. Not sure that Covid Marshals  are meant to do that.

However, the papers talk about a police source. I think they have misspelt that. Police sauce it should be. A brown sauce, rather like the stuff that gets deposited on the pavements by our canine friends. But picking that up is the responsibility of the owners.

All this, of course, is all part of the ‘Covid Marshal Plan’, rather like the Marshal Plan for Europe after the Second World War. Only without the money. Or, it seems, without any coherent sense of what they are to do. Or any power to enforce anything.

They can be helpful, no doubt, to those of limited intelligence, which is sadly a large proportion of the population who cannot think for themselves. And who won’t look at the government GUIDANCE online, as I keep trying to tell people from up here on my Cloud.

Ok, so we have no formal guidance as such, what do the papers think?

From the following link:

‘An MHCLG spokeswoman added: “We are encouraging the introduction of Covid-secure marshals to help support our high streets and public spaces, making sure that people feel safe to enjoy them.’

I rather thought that was the police’s role, but the police do like to go around in vehicles rather than walk the streets. After all it is much safer for them, they are much less likely to catch the virus –not. Or get bothered by the public. Ah yes, that’s more like it.

From the same link ‘Even if marshals were rolled out in great numbers’. I think rolling them out is dangerous to public health, let alone the marshals. They could pick up Covid from the pavements (not) or some of that brown sauce I mentioned earlier.

Not to mention bowling over the elderly pensioners who struggle with their shopping and masks and anti-social distancing.

From the following link:

‘Marshals will patrol parks, shopping centres, train stations and other populated places were masses may gather.’

Well I suppose we might expect the Express to misspell with a ‘fast’ name like express. They type things out too quickly. Still, gives us a bit more of an idea.

But masses of what? The masses as in people, or perhaps masses as in what the roaming Catholics do? You know, as in ‘attend masses’, on Sundays etc.

Or possibly ‘were masses’ should be ‘weremasses’, like werewolves. They go mad at the full moon, or when they are asked to anti-social distance, wear masks, stay home etc.

From the following link:

‘Leeds City Council told the BBC it had introduced six night marshals “who were in place over four weeks and who did not have any enforcement powers”.’

Cor, four weeks in place! That’s against the law, that is!  I make that 672 hours – what about sleeping etc? Clear breach of employment rights, they should sue the council, those night marshals. What a nightmare!

From the following link:

“Bearing in mind the government is introducing the new rules from Monday, they have given us no indication of additional resources, no staff, no powers of enforcement and no time to prepare people for the roles or carry out security checks. It is serial incompetence,” said Nick Forbes, the leader of Newcastle city council.

Yes, Nick, but have you bothered to check the Coronavirus act like I have? Ok, I couldn’t cope with it all as my head started to hurt.

Have you checked the government GUIDANCE as I have? No, you haven’t, otherwise you would not be bellyaching like this. You share in the serial incompetence with a large section of the population in the UK.

Mind you, I still think I must be the only one who really understands the situation, so am I the only competent one left in this country, albeit on my Cloud?

From the following link:

Brian Booth, chair of the West Yorkshire Police Federation, said: “We are snowed under with our usual police work so the real issue for us is one of resourcing.

“If we are suddenly inundated with calls from members of the public or marshals reporting illegal gatherings what are we going to do?”

Ooh, you poor diddum’s’!  Do what you often seem to do, ignore the serious stuff, and concentrate on arresting an OAP who is holding up the one-way pedestrian system in the supermarket.

Or a mother and toddler standing too close to grandma.

Or someone who’s not wearing a mask because they feel they will suffocate in the warm weather.

Alternatively, just put the answerphone on with the message ‘Your call is important to us. We are experiencing a high volume of calls just now. One of our highly trained communication device assistants will be available as soon as they have stopped polishing their fingernails.’ Or words to that effect.

From the following link:

Councillor Nesil Caliskan, chair of the Local Government Association’s Safer and Stronger Communities Board, said: “This announcement has caused confusion among councils who need urgent clarity from the Government on any extra resources and details on how it should work on the ground.

“It is right that councils will be able to choose whether marshals are the best way to manage COVID-19 risks in their local areas.

“However, without additional funding to support this proposal, many councils are likely to have to prioritise other activity.

As far as I can tell, Nesil is Turkish for ‘generation’ or ‘breed’. It seems to be a girl’s name. Caliskan is Turkish for ‘hardworking’. Seems a good combination. Still, Nesil, you have stated the obvious. Councils have always had to prioritize their activities.

From the following link:

They cannot fine people but they can alert the police. The move addresses concerns that police were struggling to enforce social-distancing rules because they applied differently in various circumstances.

Poor policey-weecey! Having to work out how to apply the law. Well, GUIDANCE actually. We, Joe Public, might expect a bit of brain work from the Police. Sadly, they gave up much of that when they embraced multi-culturism over catching criminals who rape, steal and murder.

So there you are. Are you any the wiser?

If the answer is ‘No’, might I suggest you look at other pages on this website? You may at least have a laugh.

And maybe even some wisdom.


P.S. I have a song that might be appreciated. See The Covid Wombles

P.P.S. If you are thinking of becoming a Covid Marshal, I have a Covid 19 Sex & Gender Form you can complete before applying for the job. See Covid 19 Sex and gender form

Pssss. Don’t tell everyone, but if you need guidance at all here is some re government coronavirus in the UK. I would be interested to know if the guidance has actually been similar the world over. I am aware that the anti-social distance ‘rules’ varied quite a bit. Which should have made those who checked very suspicious from the start.

G is for…..guidance

P.S. You can tell everyone if you want, I was only kidding.

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

3 thoughts on “Covid Marshals”

  1. Reblogged this on Zero Lift-Off and commented:
    For Pete’s Sake

    Indeed Baldmichael, how things are at least improving for the common folk a smidgen there mate.

    With public coffers or funds being run into the ground to collapse economies so the only ones who have any money to survive will be those same boys at the top, the ever so wise pandemic planners, the filthy rich exclusive club of money laundering criminals the New World Order Ringleaders! Apparently they so far as anyone with a clue can tell, they do intend on, and are quite hell-bent on following through and getting their Way like the spoiled-rotten greedy SOB’s, sorry Mum’s but I’m sure if you knew at the time of their births they would turn out this way you would have screamed bloody murder if anyone tried to get in your way as determined women; of your fierce proclamation of “it’s My Body and it’s a Woman’s Right to Choose” and then would have immediately put an end to their pus-ball lives right quick and prevented the entire human race from suffering the way it has, and they still intend on making it by hook or by crook, emphasizing again the “Crook” maybe Pirates is a better one; in these bloody bastards!

    Social Distance My ASS! Herd Immunity is what God himself gave me to have a good chance of being immune to the COUNTLESS variety of microbes that try to invade our Bodies and make use of these apparently sometimes useless hosts who are far bigger and grandiose than any microbes; but if of the classification of these SOB’s, are certainly the lesser between them and obvious Lard Heads! During the whole Fraud-demic I pissed on social distancing and masks and look at me, I’m still here and kicking some ass to boot; even nearly got my head crushed for that when I walked into an “empty of customers” bank without a mask and one of the 3 employees in there decided it was time to call the cops because I certainly didn’t look right to him being such a suspicious looking character in an empty bank of all places! Well I suppose I should have logically figured out that if I walked into a bank without a mask on they might think I’m some bank robber or something; probably a criminal! I was escorted out of the bank by no less than 5 cops that arrived in less than five minutes, me being such a dangerous foe they needed back up like that, and they told me when outside of the precious interior of that moneychangers establishment, that I have to have a mask if in there so; I had a lovely conversation with them and we all went our separate ways back to trying to live a normal life, whatever that is these days!

    Hey so when is the next Big Clown Act coming, maybe I can prepare better for this one huh?


    God Bless!
    Brother in Christ Jesus,
    Lawrence Morra III

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    1. Hi Lawrence

      Many thanks once more! One can’t say thank you enough. But those cops and bank employees????? What a load of Billy Suggers. Or something like that. By all the Gordons of Bennett, where did they leave their brains??? May I be so bold to ask what date this was? The month and year will do. I hope it wasn’t that recent.

      By the way, surely the so-called rules in the USA are similar with exemptions. Do you know what they are? As I have said to people, you can just use ones imagination to interpret these and gently ridicule the cops for being unaware of the law as they should be. One can then use health and safety law to point out that it harms your health in some way or use anti-discrimination law.

      Alternatively, offer them a nice cup of coffee. I gather Picolax is useful for shifting things. Strong coffee probably masks any taste. Don’t know why I mention that, just came to me. Mind you I have just looked at Prolax and I reckon those cops and the bank employees must have been on it judging by side effects!!

      Yours ever


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      1. Hey Baldmichael thank you as always and for this one; “Billy Suggers,” never heard it or had forgotten from my past stay in the UK! I love that expression, like so many others you have there, could have fun putting an essay together just on that one topic!

        Back to the matter at hand that fun experience at the bank where I actually had a few accounts for decades, but, that branch at that moment had none of the employees that know me, just my luck; mid-September 2020, so no, it wasn’t recent. Things are sort of normal now in most establishments where I go in weekly, but, I do see some foolish people in some of these businesses wearing masks having obviously been brainwashed or just plain paranoid and not very healthy mentally, let alone physical health.

        This here what you said “health and safety law to point out that it harms your health,” is exactly what I was saying in many instances because I happen to know a bit about masks and respiratory health having fought my own major legal battle against my former government employer or the insurance company, standing alone against the huge law firm they hired after I had an industrial chemical inhalation injury. The legal battle I dealt with for nearly four years in the court system pro se along with my health impact for several.
        But now it’s come and goes as we please again, so when the culprits of the NWO pull another stunt it will have to be far more radical than the “Covid Scare” was to slam dunk the public into new marching orders if they expect easy compliance and don’t want anarchy!

        “Strong coffee with Picolax” or perhaps Truth Serum of one type or another indeed to manipulate minds; could have beneficial effect on some of the cronies to make them completely useful idiots I think; but in some places they were far from friendly enough to get two words in edgewise and some more severe mind-altering drugs must have been employed!

        Look what poor Dr. Noack got for his speaking truth in Germany! God rest his soul!

        This is the blog essay I had included that link in which has another of him speaking at length, but in German about his scientific findings that got him killed along with some other worthwhile documentation in there.

        So to your point which was well taken Baldmichael, I absolutely agree many people have been on something and perhaps some microwave transmissions while they sleep to prepare the wind up soldiers for their daily activity; subliminal mind control! I figure something like that was absolutely going on in Texas with all of those children being butchered that way, because the plan in motion by our current dictators is to cease all law abiding citizens weapons rendering the public helpless from the tyranny to come! Plenty of smoke and mirrors right now my Brother!

        To your point we can see some people were having some serious side effects in this video clip! Slightly inhumane and overreaction to say the least!

        When you have time check out my thoughts on some of this from a while ago! Funny how this one I published just before that bank confrontation!

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