Why is water wet?

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

19th July, 2022

I thought about this today. I thought, well, it just is. But then I thought, come on, you can do a bet than that.

So I thought some more. Bingo, I’ve got it it!

This is why water is wet.

Water is five letters. Three of these are the letters w, e and t which together make wet.

The remaining letters are a and r, making ar or ra.

Water can be therefore either ar wet or ra wet.

Ra means God or father. So the whole is ‘God wet’ or ‘father wet’.

So I asked myself is God wet? The answer is yes! Why you ask.

Because God dwells in the heavens, and heavens is ‘he avens’ where avens is another word for avons or rivers.

And rivers are wet of course!

So that is why water is wet. Easy. It’s all in the words.

And ‘In the beginning was the Word…’

P.S. If you want to know the chemistry behind the wetness of water, well that will require more thought. Perhaps someone has written about it. They have. It is rather good I think.

But you might like to know that a full anagram of water is Ewart. And that according to this link, means a water enclosure.

If you want to understand more about heaven try this.

Heaven and Hell

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

3 thoughts on “Why is water wet?”

    1. Thank you and a very good question. A possible answer (and this is a seriously awful pun) because ‘high to low’ is an anagram of ‘thigh wool’.

      As in the Lord’s prayer ‘Thigh wool be done on earth as it is in heaven’!

      Seems fair to me.


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