(I never promised you) Jacinda Ardern

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

21st October 2022

I have turned a page into a post as I thought I would do something on this damp and windy, but warm, night in the south of the UK.

And Friday night is music night!

I thought I would give my take down of Jacinda “the tooth will set you free” Ardern for all you Kiwis in New Zealand or any other sympathisers with their predicament.

If you feel like supporting the resistance against The Tooth Fairy Ardern then you could do worse than visiting this site.

https://theredbaiter.com/2022/08/29/jacinda-arderns-police-state/


By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

7th October 2020

I thought I would do some alternative lyrics to that beautiful song by beautiful Lynn Anderson. Perhaps she is related to me somewhere along the line!!

Not because I am beautiful you understand, but because her name has some similarities to mine.

I do not want to spoil your appreciation of it but given Jacinda’s sin in her mal-administration of New Zealand and the Covid 19 crisis I thought it only fair to give it my best shot.

Perhaps Jacinda should be shot too for her trashing of the economy. Anyway, here it is.


I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

When you’re fake, you gotta give, so live and let live and go, go, go, go, go, oh

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern


You played our heartstrings with more houses and things

But you don’t find money growin’ on stalks of clover

So you better think it over

Well, if sweet talking you could make it come true

You promised to the world you would make Covid flatter

But it’s all gone splatter.

So smile for a while and let’s be jolly; somebody’s making lots of lolly

Come along and put the good times in the can

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern


You sung us a tune and promised us the moon

But as you are fake about the old ‘flu, we’d just as soon see you go

But there’s one thing I want you to know

You’d better look before you leap; corruption runs deep

And there won’t always be Marxists there to pull you out

You don’t know what you’re talking about

So smile for a while and let’s be jolly; somebody’s making lots of lolly

Come along and put the good times in the can

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

This is attached to Jacinda Ardern if you haven’t seen the post.

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

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