By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
17th December, 2022
As it is approaching Christmas I thought we could have a traditional Christmas song to cheer us all up.
Sadly, Bing Crosby is not available. As it was rather short notice, all I could find was this nice gentleman with the face like the back end of a bus that has been run into by a juggernaut.
He looks presentable if you don’t mind the tattoos on his arms saying ‘Voldemort lives’ and ‘Death Eaters’ for ever.
And I’m sure that the bronze rings on his hand will be of assistance in cleaning up my Cloud. He says they are dusters, knuckle dusters, but I dare say they will do the job nicely.
At six foot six and 3 foot wide, he will come in handy for checking the anti-social distancing requirements between Clouds.
He comes highly recommended by Klaus Schwab I gather.
Anyway, please give a warm welcome (as hot as Hell if you wish) to Mr Bung Frisby.
Government Health Warning: This video and its contents is rated M.A.R.X as in Marx of the Beast. Do not watch before going to sleep or show to children or those of nervous disposition as you may have to clean up afterwards.
You will be glad to hear I managed to placate Mr Frisby with a share in crypto currency. Fool’s gold, but he fell for it.
Anyway Mr Frisby, don’t ring us, we’ll ring you.
Schwaba Klaus is coming to town
You better watch kraut
You better not lie
Better not spout
I’m telling you why
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town, gather round or else
He’s making you pissed
With all kinds of vice
He’s gonna find out who’s not followed advice1
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town
(He sees you when you’re weeping)
(He knows when you’re at a wake)2
He tracks you on your mobile phone
So be good for Klaus’s sake (or else!)
You better watch kraut
You better not lie
Better not spout
I’m telling you why
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town
Little red horns3, big metal drums4
Ruddy toot-toot5 and rummy tum tums6
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town
And surly head dolls that piddle and poo7
(Sycophants, goats and electric cars too).
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town
The boys and girls in soy land8
Will have a Jew-bally9
They’re gonna build a soy land town
All around the W.C. (cos life will be crap)
interlude
You better watch kraut
You better not lie
Better not spout
I’m telling you why
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town
(He sees you when you’re weeping)
(He knows when you’re at a wake)
He tracks you on your mobile phone
So be good for Klaus’s sake (or else!)
You better watch kraut
You better not lie
Better not spout
I’m telling you why
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town, gather round or else
You better watch kraut
You better not lie
Better not spout
I’m telling you why
Schwaba Klaus is comin’ to town
I mean, the German man with the long coat weird
(He’s comin’ to town) near you so watch it!
Footnotes
1 Government advice to anti-social distance, wear masks, get jabbed etc.
2 A wake for the dead who have followed the advice above.
3 A.k.a. horns of the Red Dragon, Satan.
4 Drums full of toxic waste, disposed of in jabs, soil, water etc.
5 Traffic, petrol and especially diesel engine vehicles and noisy horns; see footnote 3 above.
6 Upset stomachs etc. results of drums see footnote 4 above.
7 you can buy the non-surly head item apparently. How nice (sigh).
8 As in Soylent Green. The stuff of nightmares.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green
9 As in Jews who say they are Jews but are not but are of the synagogue of Satan.
P.S. For the original Bing Crosby song after you have recovered from the shock.
Bing Crosby – Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town
These links may further lighten the mood and get you in the festive cheer.
A is for…. Anti-social distancing.
Happy Christmas! (Happy Boxing Day Too!)
And here’s the music I used.
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town – Bing Crosby | Karaoke Version | KaraFun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1cgOWnjUM
The Tree of Life 
Christmas horror!
It’s Krampus Claws
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Well done! I think you did that perfectly!
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Thank you!
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