Cookies and Legal

31st October 2020

We like cookies. We are not too fussed about flavours. Not keen on white sugar in them, however. Milk and cookies a favourite, like the bear in the Andy Williams show who couldn’t get any ‘Not now, not ever, not never!

As regards legal, we believe it is perfectly legal to eat cookies. If you decide to do something else with them that is your affair. Up on my Cloud I cannot eat them sadly.

If I did, the crumbs would fall down and might injure somebody once they have reached terminal velocity. Unless the birds get to them first of course.

Talking of birds, legal could be le gal, a franglais word for ‘the girl’, albeit a masculine girl. Probably transgender, but the transgender are not prohibited from eating cookies as far as I know.

They may be as confused about which flavour to have as they are confused about their gender. We understand.

Which is why I set out the ultimate law we abide by on this site; we repeat this amongst this establishment when we think it needs emphasising.

‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.

The second is this: ‘Love your neighbour as yourself.’ No other commandment is greater than these.’

P.S. Neighbours are everybody and anybody we meet. Including the transgender.