Covid 19 Advice

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

22nd May 2021

We advise you to ‘STAY CALM AND CARRY ON’

As normal. Whatever that means nowadays. We would have advised you earlier, but rather hoped that the world was rather more intelligent than it transpired to be.

We – I use the word ‘We’ in the plural sense as opposed to the royal sense, otherwise we might be accused of taking the piss, which is wee – were wrong to assume this. We should have known better of course.

Had we advised you at the beginning of April Fools Year a.k.a ‘Day of the Lord’ – it’s been a long day, believe me – we would have said “It’s the ‘flu, just the ‘flu’”. By this we would have meant ‘Don’t lockdown yourselves, especially don’t lock down the care homes. Do going on loving people in the best way you can.’

However, we see now that actually there have been some benefits. These have been listed in our post ‘That Was The Year That Was’

So all in all whilst the world has gone mad, in some ways it has become saner. Which may sound mad, but until things get back to sensible, or perhaps I should say forward to sensible, then the madness will prevail.

Until then as I have repeated before, do love people in the best way you can. This will include telling the truth which may make you unpopular or lose you ‘friends’ and family.

But there is a whole army of people behind you and it includes angels unseen. In the end, which will not be too far off, it will be well worth it believe me.

In the meantime, I can suggest listening to some Madness which might get you dancing or at least foot tapping. Why not try this.

Jordan, Baby, Small, Potty, Potty, Potty
A potty for those feeling they are going potty. Also called a bloo, because it is blue, and for a baby, hence b-loo.

P.S. If you need further advice there is plenty in this establishment. If Covid 19 is the issue, try COVID 19 SUMMARY!!!

If anything else try world menu and go from there, otherwise just ask, we shall be pleased to help.