(I never promised you) Jacinda Ardern

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

7th October 2020

I thought I would do some alternative lyrics to that beautiful song by beautiful Lynn Anderson. Perhaps she is related to me somewhere along the line!!

Not because I am beautiful you understand, but because her name has some similarities to mine.

I do not want to spoil your appreciation of it but given Jacinda’s sin in her mal-administration of New Zealand and the Covid 19 crisis I thought it only fair to give it my best shot.

Perhaps Jacinda should be shot too for her trashing of the economy. Anyway, here it is.


I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

When you’re fake, you gotta give, so live and let live and go, go, go, go, go, oh

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern


You played our heartstrings with more houses and things

But you don’t find money growin’ on stalks of clover

So you better think it over

Well, if sweet talking you could make it come true

You promised to the world you would make Covid flatter

But it’s all gone splatter.

So smile for a while and let’s be jolly; somebody’s making lots of lolly

Come along and put the good times in the can

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern


You sung us a tune and promised us the moon

But as you are fake about the old ‘flu, we’d just as soon see you go

But there’s one thing I want you to know

You’d better look before you leap; corruption runs deep

And there won’t always be Marxists there to pull you out

You don’t know what you’re talking about

So smile for a while and let’s be jolly; somebody’s making lots of lolly

Come along and put the good times in the can

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern

Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes

This is attached to Jacinda Ardern if you haven’t seen the post.

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