More Memes

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

12th April, 2022

It is quite a pleasant morning here in the land of the South Saxons, western section. Temperature around 14o C, light winds, and pale blue skies and some woolly, fairly high clouds. Visibility seems good.

Up here in my Cloud of course you can see forever. The end from the beginning, and vice versa. I’m not sure about writing versas (sic) today, but I am a bit bored.

Well, when I say bored, I mean I think I ought to get outside more. My wife and I are out tonight with friends to celebrate our wedding anniversary. That is, my wife and I’s anniversary, not our friends. It is important to clarify matters as some people do get the wrong end of the stick.

Such as when governments tell you to lock down when in fact they have issued guidance, such as in the UK for example.

Anyway, I fancied some memes. I hope you do too. Some may be rather out of date, but are a reminder of just how stupid some people are (if you needed reminding of course).

Canada

On review of the picture it could be ‘her’, not he. Looks like an earing and a slight bulge on the chest. Still you can’t tell nowadays.


Please note the green moron sign where it says vaccines make them feel better, rather than make them better.

Please also note the policeperson in a mask who is also a moron wearing a mask outside, rather than a scarf.

Please note it is possible they are talking about Justin Trudeau such as ‘Go home please’, an indication Justin should return to Cuba.





New Zealand





USA











The French Connection





Joe tries to make the Mark of the Beast









UK



Vatican City



Israel




P.S. If you need less memes, that is the first set of the memes I did, which have less meems in them, try this.

Covid 19 Memes

or these

T’Rudedolt the Red Nosed

‘Hold the line’

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

19th February, 2022


A song by Toto. Not the dog in ‘The Wizard of Oz’’ however.

Nevertheless here is a singing dog, a husky which is used at the start of a song by ‘The Kiffness’. The song is called ‘X Haiku, The Husky’ I understand.

I have found some fascinating insights whilst looking at the word husky but I will not cover here. But here is a photo which I like.


The protesters across the world need to hang on and hold the line against the evil elites. Trudeau in Ottawa is a prime example. I thought I would remind you of this song which I love. I have the single on vinyl.

Here are the lyrics.

It’s not in the way that you hold me

It’s not in the way you say you care

It’s not in the way you’ve been treating my friends

It’s not in the way that you’ll stay till the end

It’s not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

Whoa oh oh

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

Whoa oh oh

It’s not in the words that you told me

It’s not in the way you say you’re mine

It’s not in the way that you came back to me

It’s not in the way that your love set me free

It’s not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

Whoa oh oh

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

Whoa oh oh

It’s not in the words that you told me

It’s not in the way you say you’re mine, oooh

It’s not in the way that you came back to me

It’s not in the way that your love set me free

It’s not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

Whoa oh oh

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

(Love isn’t always on time)

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

(Love isn’t always, love isn’t always on time)

Hold the line

Love isn’t always on time

Love isn’t always on time

Love isn’t always on time

Love isn’t always on time

Whoa oh oh

And here are some encouraging words to go with the song.

It is written

“The eternal God is your refuge, and underneath are the everlasting arms…”

“In the same way, the Son of Man did not come to be served. He came to serve others and to give His life as a ransom for many people.”

 “You are my friends if you do what I command you.  I do not call you servants any longer, because the servant does not know what the master is doing; but I have called you friends.”

“And behold I am with you always, even to the end of the age.”

“Jesus looked at him, loved him, and said to him, ‘There is one thing you lack: Go, sell everything you own and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow Me.’”

“Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise.”

“Therefore take up the full armour of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you will be able to stand your ground, and having done everything, to stand.”

“Sanctify them by the truth; Your word is truth.”

“I am the way the truth and the life.”

“I am the good shepherd. I know My sheep and My sheep know Me,”

“At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus. He asked her, ‘Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?’ Thinking he was the gardener, she said, ‘Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.’ Jesus said to her, ‘Mary.’ She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, ‘Rabboni!’ (which means ‘Teacher’).”

“The truth will set you free.”

“I am the way the truth and the life”

“A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another.”

“Perfect love casts out fear.”

 “God is Love”

So there you are. And don’t forget Love isn’t always on time.

“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

“Behold, I am coming soon, and My reward is with Me, to give to each one according to what he has done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.”

So until then

“Therefore take up the full armour of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you will be able to stand your ground, and having done everything, to stand.”

Except of course the heavenly Father stands with you and fights for you as does His beautiful Boy who became a Man, Christ Jesus. Perhaps they are among you now anyway and you don’t know it.

Hold the Line.


P.S. Here is a link to ‘Hold the line’ by Toto.

Here is further link leading to my truckers’ convoy posts for those who haven’t seen them.

Out of the mouths of babes and children…

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

6th February, 2022

I was sent this picture by a Mrs Anne Onimouse Sorss. I can’t imagine she is related to Gorge Soros as he is behind the likes of Justin ‘I can’t come out and play right now as my makeup is drying’ Trudeau.

It is of course possible that MrTrudeau is doing something more important  than seeing a small minority of truckers and the few other concerned Canadians who enjoy wearing masks all the time, like seeing their small businesses closed, elderly relatives locked into care home so that no one knows what care they are receiving, if any, and especially enjoy being pricked endlessly for no good reason except for big pharma to make more money.

Among other things.

It is rumoured he may be in the Ukraine stirring up trouble with Russians as this means the Canadian government will have to spend more money on military hardware, whether or not it is necessary, and anyway the people can afford it as they can always borrow from the banks, can’t they?

I am sure this is all fake news as they say, and no doubt a fat check site receiving fact checks from the George Soros’s Open Society Foundation will confirm this as usual.

No doubt the picture below is photo shopped also. The toddler will have to sue when he/she is older, providing of course he/she does reach older and does not succumb to any vaccines etc. But then hopefully the parents love him/her dearly and will not have something unknown injected into their little angel for no good reason whatsoever except to make big pharma etc happy.

Mr Turdeau is alleged to have called the child racist and misogynist, and that this is child exploitation and anti-semitic. And a prime example of white supremacy in action.

And that in any event the child molester should not be holding the flag in its right hand without another in its left as this is yet another example of far-right extremism.

It is further alleged that he wonders why the parents have not kept this rioter off the streets. And had it triple jabbed as the jabs are free and work perfectly well at making money for big pharma.

And anyway it is not true that the taxpayer pays for the jabs, and therefore not free, as the government is very kindly borrowing the large sums of money at low, or relatively low rates of interest from the banks, which are owned by George Soros or his pals. And they are only doing this for our benefit of course.

It is yet further alleged that he has said that the vaccines work, have worked and always will work as long as everybody gets them at 6 monthly intervals, preferably in the normal ‘flu season when they can be most effective at killing off the surplus population.

All the above is certain to be fake news, it is rumoured.

Below is the picture of a Canadian patriot standing up for his/her rights. He/she may be freezing his/her butt off but it is a rusk (sic) he/she is prepared to take. She trusts her daddy and mummy will give him/her a risk (sic) or cookie and hot milk with honey or similar as he/she is a honey as well as an angel. His/her daddy and mummy tell him/her so.

The heavenly Father looks down and nods His head in agreement. His eyes water quite a lot at the moment and if you notice the odd drop of rain in clear blue skies this is the reason.

Disclaimer: No child was harmed in the making of this post or photo shopping the photo.

Unlike the vaccines over the decades which have done great harm to the world in general and those who are the children of God.

Baldmichael is rather annoyed. He hopes all that read this are too. I rather fancy that game of hangman that children play, don’t you? Perhaps if we ask Justin nicely he will come out and play after all.

Unless he is scared the game will turn out to be not a game after all.





P.S. If you haven’t seen these, well why not!!

Looks like we got us a convoy

Covid 19 Memes

Useful Canadian Phrases

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

29th January, 2022



I see there is a convoy headed for Ottawa. That’s nice. I understand they are going to try and have a word or two with Justin Trudeau the Prime Minister.

I thought that as I have a few words I would like to say on my behalf they, the truckers, might do this for me as it is a bit far for me to go at the moment. I cannot yet walk on water and I am not that good a swimmer.

Flying is not an option for me as I do not have wings. I considered moving my Cloud, but it would be even colder up here an over in Canada and I do like some comfort. My sheep skin jacket will not suffice sadly.

I might need to be vaccinated and as I won’t have a clot shot, death stick etc. etc. the Canadian Air Force might intervene anyway.

Assuming the pilots are not all down with Covid having had the clot shot, death stick etc. etc.

Here are my words. If you come up with anything else useful do let me know.

They are a mixture of English and French as being of moderate intelligence I know that Canada can speak both. But not all Canadians perhaps.

So I have given the translation in English. And French, just to be on the safe side. You can’t be too careful nowadays with the Covid crap around you know.

Je suis trodden dans un Trud. Eau!

Translation:

English: I have trodden in a turd. Oh!

French: J’ai marché dans une merde. Oh!

Trudeau est un load de turd eau.

Translation:

English: Justin Trudeau is a load of muddy water.

French: Justin Trudeau est une charge d’eau boueuse.

Justin Trudeau is just in a trou d’eau.

Translation:

English: Justin Trudeau is just in a hole of water.

French: Justin Trudeau est juste dans un trou d’eau.

Justin Trudeau is just in a semelle R

Translation:

English: Justin Trudeau is just in an ‘R’ sole (sic).

French: Justin Trudeau est juste dans un cul du trou

N.B. This may not be correct, but it’s the thought that counts.

Justin Trudeau est just a malade semelle R

Translation:

English: Justin Trudeau is just a sick ‘R’ sole (sic).

French: Justin Trudeau n’est qu’une semelle ‘R’ malade

Eau Justin tu ate un plonker!

Translation:

English: Oh Justin you are a plonker! (i.e. a cheap whine).

French: Oh Justin tu es un plonker! (c’est-à-dire un gémissement bon marché).

C’est vrai, Justin c’est un bonker.

Translation:

English: It’s true, Justin is a bonker (sic).

French: C’est vrai, Justin est un Boiseur (sic)

C’est vrai, Justin c’est complètement les bonkers.

Translation:

English: It’s true, Justin is completely mad.

French: C’est vrai, Justin est complètement fou.

C’est vrai, Jewstin (sic) c’est un true eau.

Translation:

English: It’s true, Jewstin (sic) is a true wet (water is wet, eau yes it is!)

French: C’est vrai, Juifstin est un vrai mouillé (l’eau c’est mouillé, l’eau oui ça l’est !)

C’est vrai, Just in time c’est un wonker (sic).

Translation:

English: It’s true, Just in time (this is an idiom) is a wonker (sic).

French: C’est vrai, Juste à temps (c’est un idiome) est un connard (sic).

N.B. This may not be correct, but it’s the thought that counts.

C’est vrai, Justin c’est un idiome.

Translation:

English: It’s true, Justin is an idiom (for what nobody knows).

French: C’est vrai, Justin est un idiome (pour ce que personne ne sait).

C’est vrai, Justin ce n’est pas an idiome so much as un idiot.

Translation:

English: It’s true, Justin is not so much an idiom as an idiot.

French: C’est vrai, Justin n’est pas tant un idiome qu’un idiot.

Justin ce n’est pas Idi Amin, mais might as well be.

Translation:

English: Justin is not Idi Amin, but might as well be.

French: Justin n’est pas Idi Amin, mais pourrait tout aussi bien l’être.

C’est vrai, Idi Amin avait un visage sombre. Justin Trudeau a un visage sombre quelle que fois

Translation:

English: It’s true, Idi Amin had a dark face. Justin Trudeau has a dark face sometimes.

French: C’est vrai, Idi Amin avait un visage sombre. Justin Trudeau a parfois un visage sombre.

NB This is very like my choice of words. I can use Google Translate quite well.

C’est vrai, Just in time c’est un true odeur.

Translation:

English: It’s true, Justin time (idiom) is very smelly (true).

French: C’est vrai, le temps de Justin (idiome) sent très mauvais (vrai).

Trudeau est making beaucoups de dough.

Translation:

English: Trudeau is making lots of money.

French: Trudeau gagne beaucoup d’argent.

Trudeau est making beaucoups de dough disparaître

Translation:

English: Trudeau is making lots of money disappear.

French: Trudeau fait disparaître beaucoup d’argent.

Trudeau est making beaucoups de dough des contribuables disparaître

Translation:

English: Trudeau is making lots of taxpayers’ money disappear.

French: Trudeau fait disparaître beaucoup d’argent des contribuables.

Justin Trudeau c’est encore un idiot et un plonker et un wonker (sic). Et un bonker.

Translation:

English: Trudeau is still an idiot and a plonker and a wonker (sic). And a bonker (sic).

French: Trudeau est toujours un idiot et un plonker et un bronleur (sic). Et un Boiseur (sic).

Justin est un petty prick avec son petty vaccin pricks.

Translation:

English: Justin is a small prick with his small vaccine pricks.

French: Justin est un petit con avec ses petites piqûres de vaccins.

NB I understand un petit con is a small con as in con man, a con-artist. If it means something else let me know.

Justin est just le con homme (I am now told con is related to prick but I don’t know why).

Translation:

English: Justin is just a con man.

French: Justin n’est qu’un escroc.

NB I think escroc is related to croque monsieur, a grilled cheese snack. In Justin’s case he is a crap mon sewer.

Justin est le roi des con hommes.

Translation:

English: Justin is the king of con men.

French: Justin est le roi des escrocs.

Est-ce que c’est ça Justin Trudeau est le Roi du Con?

Translation:

English: Is it correct Justin Trudeau is King Kong (sic).

Alternative translation: Is it true that Justin Trudeau is the biggest prick of the lot?

French: Est-il exact que Justin Trudeau est King Kong (sic).

Traduction alternative : Est-il vrai que Justin Trudeau est le plus gros con du monde?

Oui

Translation:

English: Yes.

French: Oui

Au revoir et adieu.

Or see you soon and God be with you

N.B. C’est is used in the text instead of il est because he is an it. Or if you wishper it, ‘Justin Trudeau is a, shh, it.’ The French can translate it themselves if they need to.






P.S. Don’t forget that oui means ‘yes’

P.P.S. Don’t forget that two oui’s are a oui oui.

P.P.P.S Don’t forget that a oui oui is a wee wee.

P.I.S.S. Don’t forget to take the wee wee out of Justin Trudeau

P.P.E. Don’t forget to take your useless PPE and burn it somewhere suitable and safe to keep warm in the freezing temperatures.