Heat, ice cream, BBC, cannabis, Ben & Jen, bison, Alok Sharma, GP’s, Consultants, Royal Navy, toilets, Aida H Dee etc.

Daily Mail – Monday July 18th, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

25th July 2022


I haven’t done a post on the Daily Mail yet, so here is one. It may only interest those in the UK, but I dare say others might be informed or amused or both by my take on matters.

I got hold of a paper copy. The tory leadership contest is its main focus. It is rather boring to be honest. The usual political crap-trap…or is it clap-trap…anyway the usual ‘I will do this’, ‘You mucked this up’, etc. etc.

So as I reflected and tried to analyse this, I felt it was too much hard work and anyway things are moving on. I want to do an analysis of the remaining candidates who are now Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss. I may cover others too.

Let’s look at the other items, or at least some of them. I think I am being more serious than usual although I do have some humour. My apologies for that if you need them, but I am getting rather annoyed with the nonsense now and things need to change.


As we face record 39c heat will millions just bunk off?

Probably.

Did they? I don’t know, don’t ask me. It was very hot, too hot and rather humid for my liking. Friends of ours said that the workmen were working on the road works near them though.

However, as it usual takes 3 or 4 to supervise one man, I don’t suppose they exerted themselves too much.

But our builder carried on putting in our new bath and starting the tiling, so well done him.

Summer of 99’s? Not if councils have a say.

This is a reference to the Summer of ‘69’ by Bryan Adams I presume. Apparently, 69 might be the year 1969 when he brought his first real 6 string guitar. I might also be something else. I don’t get out much.

Anyway, it seems that that Mr Whippy vans might be an endangered species if councils have their way. They don’t like the diesel fumes of the vans which have to run to keep the ice cream soft enough to serve.

Well, I don’t like diesels myself, Nazi smelly things, invented by Herr Diesel, a German.

As to the ice cream this seems to be the ingredients.

What are the ingredients of soft serve ice cream?

Milk, Sugar, Cream, Nonfat Milk Solids, Corn Syrup Solids, Mono- and Diglycerides, Guar Gum, Dextrose, Sodium Citrate, Artificial Vanilla Flavor, Sodium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Disodium Phosphate, Cellulose Gum, Vitamin A Palmitate.

From

Personally I don’t much like the sound of some of that. This is Mr Whippy website.

Products

Mr. Whippy (or Mister Whippy) is a brand of soft-mix ice cream produced by Wall’s, a subsidiary of Unilever

Unilever make soap and detergents too. Perhaps some these go in the ice cream.

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Whippy_(United_Kingdom)

This is another Mr Whippe, note spelling. Are they related?

You can make your own Mr Whippy style ice cream yourself. This link tells you how.

https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a36798280/mr-whippy-ice-cream-homemade/

And this tells you about the contents of industrial ice cream.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-393432/The-chilling-truth-ice-cream.html

It says Suddenly, the rousing jangle of the ice cream man’s van doesn’t seem quite as appealing.

I quite agree. What will it do to your insides I wonder?

Lords: TV licence fee is ‘regressive’ and it should be reformed

To be honest the arguments about the BBC are well worn. It is not what it used to be, although it seems it has always been a propaganda machine for governments anyway.

But now it just isn’t well balanced on the whole. As I have said before, the TV side as far as I can judge is poor, news is biased to the left-wing and not neutral, they like the sensationalist items more than they should.

They have also supported the vaccinations which is despicable. Those culpable for this crime should be hung, drawn and quartered.

That is hung out to dry, their images sketched by the police artists and quartered at their own expense (not the public’s) in the deepest dungeon of the Tower of London.

After a fair trial of course.

I still say the radio side is pretty good, although I haven’t listened to the music side for some time.

Priti to target well-off cannabis users

Is she going to shoot them? No, just crack down on crack users and other drugs.

Pity Priti won’t be cracking down on the 50% or so of the UK population who use drugs. Mmm? Oh sorry, I was talking about prescription drugs via doctors and hospitals.

These include vaccines of course and most big pharma drugs which as I have said elsewhere are neuro-toxic. Many people become addicted and do bizarre things. Like take more big pharma drugs.

This is good for business but not for the individuals concerned. But some people love money more than people.

I see there is a public consultation. Perhaps we should write and say ‘Oi Priti, what about cracking down on the manufacturers, big pharma?’

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/illicit-drug-users-to-face-tougher-consequences

This contains the ways to respond.

https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/swift-certain-tough-new-consequences-for-drug-possession-white-paper

After 20 long years, Jen and Ben finally ‘tie the knot in Vegas’

This is not a vasectomy operation, but marriage. Like many celebrities or ‘stars’ they have been married before, in Jennifer Lopez’s case three times. Why is it that so often celebs can’t remain faithful?

Perhaps it is the temptations they face being away from one another on different film sets. Sometimes it is narcissism, the individuals being in love with themselves and the idea of marriage rather than the reality. Sometimes it is an unstable family background,

They both have had difficult early lives. This talks about Ben.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Affleck

His father was an alcoholic and his parents divorced in his teens. The link says

There is a history of addiction and mental illness in Affleck’s family. Two of his grandparents were alcoholics. His paternal grandmother, addicted to both alcohol and barbiturates, died by suicide at age 46. His paternal uncle was an addict who died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. His aunt was a heroin addict. Affleck attended Al-Anon support meetings as a child due to his father’s addiction issues. His brother is a recovering alcoholic.

Help! What a crazy mixed up family. He is a long term Democrat supporter. He says regarding missing out on voting in the 2000 presidential campaign

“I’m going to vote twice next time, in true Boston fashion.”

That worries me. Does this go some way to explain the result in 2020 with Joe Biden and the ‘extra votes’?

And

“I like Bernie, I like Biden, I like Warren but the thing is that most of all; I don’t like Trump.”

Well, he may not like Trump, but his judgment is seriously flawed if he likes Biden and voted for him, twice or not.

Jen was born in the summer of ’69 (Daily Mail missed the Segue there). Raised in a Roman Catholic family, her parents divorced probably in Jenifer’s twenties.  She has two children by a former marriage.

Lopez is widely celebrated for her callipygian figure.

Or in the language of The Sun, she’s got a nice bum.

Lopez is considered a global icon

An icon is a mark, her image is used in marketing. Mark-eting.

Like mark of the best, the best brands. A brand is a mark.

Do you follow me; have you understood what the book of Revelation is really talking about?

Anyway, perhaps they could set up a new ice cream franchise to replace Mr Whippy. You know, Ben and Jenny’s. Perhaps they could put something decent into the ice cream.

Still, easier probably to make it yourself. At least then you will have some idea of what’s really in it. And Ben and Jenny don’t need the money anyway.

And no wonder the world has problems when people follow people who have problems and poor judgement.

Which is why the world will be judged of course.

Bison back in Britain

Not something to wash your hands in (we do wash in the UK though), but the animal that as well as roving the Great Plains of America, also roamed Europe, even the UK it seems.

They can weigh up to a ton which is a big bison. They are being released into Kent countryside to help ‘rewild’ Britain. ‘They will create an explosion of biodiversity’ according to Paul Whitfield, director-general of the Wildwood Trust.

If they fart, then at their size there certainly will be a great explosion. They are to be located near Canterbury. I hope they take precautions with the stained glass at the cathedral.

The Germans targeted the cathedrals cities in WW2 in the Baedeker Raids. This talks about Canterbury.

The same might be said in this WW3 when the church buildings have been closed by stupidity in the hierarchy, let alone those who attended services in the buildings.

But then the church was never about buildings but people the children of God. And God does not dwell in a building but in His people who are His temples.

There is this sub-heading.

The ‘Aryan’ animal loved by the Nazis

That’s a bit off putting. I gather Bison existed in Europe up until 1927 when the last wild bison was shot in 1927 on the Poland-Belarus border. Some remained in zoos and Herman Goring, no relation to Herman’s Hermits, thought the bison a noble creature and kept a small herd.

He protected them and thus the origin of ‘herd immunity’.

Bison have a tendency to exhibit homosexual behaviour. The article says ‘More than 55 per cent of mounting tend to be young males of the same gender’.

Duh, if one is talking about homosexual behaviour, then that is between same sexes. Colin Fernandez, Environment Editor wrote this. Dimbo.

Still, it explains the Nazis love of the animal.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-strange-strange-story_b_136697

Mind you, put male bullocks generally into a field and mounting is evident, so not necessarily restricted to bison.

On the other hand Satan was a ‘bi-son’. You might wish to ponder that and why I say it.

Here is some more info on the Nazis and animals.

https://www.all-creatures.org/articles/ar-hitler-and.html

By the way, we now have a new ‘bison’ installed in our bathroom.

Cop26 minister may quit

Apparently Alok Sharma has said he may resign if the New P.M. is not committed to reaching ‘net zero’ on greenhouse gases.

Well, get going Alok then (I was going to say something stronger but have refrained for the sensitive readers).

He was a remainer in Brexit terms. He seems an opportunist, and if you look at his Wikipedia entry regarding Heathrow airport expansion you will see why.

He was not born in Britain. I do not trust him an inch. Perhaps this explains why.

These are some anagrams of his name.

A loam shark – ‘soiled’ his reputation then

Ah amoral ks

Ah alarms ok

Harm koalas – I can’t bear it.

ak also harm

Aka harm sol

Alas harm ok

Kamala rosh – rosh in German means ‘pink’ I gather. Kamala Harris is not pink. Still, they both have Indian heritage.

But perhaps it refers to this.

https://www.newsweek.com/rush-limbaugh-kamala-harris-radio-show-1525554

Anyway, I hope the authorities sort him out.

Kemi; We will stop policing Twitter spats and focus on what matters

Kemi Badenoch has pledged to stop police intervening in Twitter spats so they can do something useful for once like investigate burglaries and anti-social behaviour.

About time the police used common sense and stopped worrying about OAP’s not in the right one-way supermarket system or arresting people on suspicion of telling the truth about Covid 19.

You may remember the incident with a former police officer Henry Miller visited at work by an officer from Humberside Police after a member of the public apparently complained about some allegedly transphobic twits.

In one tweet Mr Miller wrote: “I was assigned mammal at birth, but my orientation is fish. Don’t mis-species me.”

From

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-59727118

and

Miller also tweeted: “Transwomen are women. Anyone know where this new biological classification was first proposed and adopted?”. He later wrote that the statement was “bollocks”.

From

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/14/transgender-tweet-police-acted-unlawfully

This shows how far the incompetent police have come. I see the Guardian article mentions this.

On the same day, Stephanie Hayden, a trans woman, has won her case against a woman who called her a “pig in a wig” and made multiple Twitter accounts to send her anti-trans messages. The court found Kate Scottow guilty of persistently making use of a public communications network to cause annoyance/inconvenience and anxiety at St Albans magistrates court.

I can understand someone being very frustrated at the stupidity of a man thinking he can be a woman. I mean, it’s hard enough being a man sometimes, let alone a woman who often claim they are hard done by, so why go there?

The police are called by some ‘pigs’. I wonder how many wear wigs? Just a thought.

An anagram of Kemi Badenoch is ‘bad Enoch Mike’. Well quite. She is currently 42 years old please note. Perhaps this is an omen. This is another anagram.

I bad heck omen.

See what I mean?

On the other hand her Wikipedia entry has some positive things from my perspective. Apparently she … used the term transsexual which is considered offensive by many trans people.

Gordon Bennet! If trans-sexual offends trans-people they should be trans-ported to a secure psychiatric hospital for the completely bonkers.

Along with the brainless maskers/visor wearers and those who still think that vaccines are a ‘Good Idea’. They should all get on famously together.

Tugendhat: I’m in race to win it

This tells you a bit about him. Now I know photos can be misleading but he looks nice, but dim to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Tugendhat

Please note his full name. I thought I would anagram it for fun.

I found these words

Gangster – problematic

Headstrong – possibly

Dangerous – Mmm…

Guardsmen – no, Territorial Army I gather

Madhouse – really?

Sturgeon – sounds definitely fishy

The Wikipedia entry says

Tugendhat voted against Brexit, supporting continued membership of the European Union in the 2016 referendum.[21] He voted in favour of the withdrawal agreement negotiated by Theresa May’s government on each of the three occasions it was put to a vote.

His wife is a French judge. So his Brexit stance is understandable. But I suggest he goes and lives in France.

Look him up if you want to find out more. He has no chance of being PM but I think he is a moron so I will go with my first impression.

And regarding his surname, where did that come from I wonder? And does he?

‘Tug’ the ‘end’ of his ‘hat’ that is. I did some anagrams of his surname only

Agent thud

Dante thug

Dung theta

It doesn’t look promising at all, does it? Why is he in UK government at all? Kick him out pronto and across the channel. If he swims across that will save us a lot of bother, especially if a tanker collides with him. Accidents will happen.

Bilderberg meeting

He attended a Bilderberg Meeting. I didn’t know what this is. Here’s a link. You should be aware of this, this is very important.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_meeting

An extract

Partly because of its working methods to ensure strict privacy and secrecy,[36] the Bilderberg Group has been criticised for its lack of transparency and accountability.[37] The undisclosed nature of the proceedings has given rise to several conspiracy theories,[38][18][39] which have been popular at both extremes of the political spectrum, although there is disagreement about the exact nature of the group’s intentions. Some on the left accuse the Bilderberg group of conspiring to impose capitalist domination,[40] while some on the right have accused the group of conspiring to impose a world government and planned economy.

This explains more. Anything with a German name is highly suspicious to me now. Written in Apr 26, 2017.

Note this well.

FOUNDED BY AN EX-NAZI AND AN AGENT OF THE VATICAN

The co-founders of the Bilderberg Group were two historical figures with checkered backgrounds. They were Prince Bernhard from the Netherlands and Józef Retinger who was a political advisor, originally from Poland, who worked with the Vatican.

Even though throughout his later adult life, up until his death in 1984, Prince Bernhard claimed he was never a Nazi. A historian, Annejet van der Zijl, found documents at the Humboldt University in Berlin, which prove Prince Bernhard was indeed a Nazi Party member until 1934 when he left school to work for the huge German chemical company named IG Farben. IG Farben did atrocious things in support of the Nazis including making the poisonous gas used to kill people in the German death camps.

Józef Retinger was a secret spy for the Vatican. He was expelled from allied countries for his activities in association with the Jesuits. He later went on to create the Council of Europe during 1949, which became part of the foundational movement, which eventually led to the formation of the European Union.

As I have said elsewhere the Nazis (as well as Marxists and communists) and Vatican are behind the New World Order with the Jews who say they are Jews but are not, and are of the synagogue of Satan.

You should consider the German names associated with the so-called Jews.

Traffickers are creating fake families to fool UK border staff

The traffickers are in it to make money. And to make life very awkward for the UK as the illegal immigrants put a huge strain on our resources. There is plenty of space and land elsewhere yet because the evil elites manipulate wars etc. people are displaced and many come to us for the free stuff we had out.

Immigrants often take precedent over long term citizens. My wife and I know someone who testifies to this.

The French government are reported as not helping matters. Since when have they ever been truly helpful? They are jealous of us for some reason and probably haven’t forgiven us for destroying their dreams of empire under Napoleon at Waterloo.

Many individual French do help however. My wife and I have several good French friends, and most French I have met in passing are very pleasant and helpful. It is unusual not to meet with kindness in France from the French if you make the effort to speak French.

I think Emmanuel Mac Ronnie wants to be the new Napoleon. But then Mac-ron is a Mo-ron.

‘Little sunshine boy’ Albie, 3, dies after being hit by tractor

This is so sad, but one of many accidents which happen. His mother testifies to him as, among other things, ‘…a caring boy who just wanted everyone to be happy.’

I was a bit like that as a child. I only remembered a year or so ago that at probably the age of 7, I said to the void as it were in my thoughts, that if my unhappiness (I was aware of unhappy things in my family relationships) meant that the world would be happy, then I would be happy.

The angels heard and at 62 years old now I understand how this came and is still coming true. And we know that God works all things together for the good of those who love Him, who are called according to His purpose.

I also see a Brian Nutter was consider responsible for the death of his nephew, who was 4 years old and riding on the footplate of a load handler driven by Mr Nutter on the family farm in Lancashire.

Now this may be dark humour but it seems that Brian did not use his brain and was a complete nutter to let his nephew ride on the footplate at that age.

GOTT IM HIMMEL! The famously jingoistic yarns in Commando comics are under attack from woke warriors, says this war historian – and it could be their bloodiest battle yet

I enjoyed these cartoon stories as a child/teenager. The writer, Guy Walters, makes the valid point that, despite the violence, the comics are almost innocent compared to the graphic nature of computer games such as Call of Duty.

Apparently, Calum Laird, a former editor of Commando, has said the comics will be less gun-ho and presenting ‘more nuanced and compassionate depictions of wartime life.’ This is an interview with the chap.

Given that the Nazis are up to their old tricks again, perhaps the comics could still talk about the evil Hun. After all, not all Germans are Nazi or Hun-ish, many are Saxons related to us the Anglo-Saxons.

But the Nazis are nasty and always have been. The Commando should continue to portray them as such.

The shooting nowadays is not bullets of course, so much as vile vaccine ‘shots’. How about the Commando do a special cover with British Tommy saying ‘Let’s give you a taste of your own medicine, you swine Klaus Schwab, George Soros etc. etc.’ while injecting them with several needles at once and/or forcing big pharma  drugs down their throats.

Remote appointments here to stay, says top GP

This is Martin Marshall, a Professor. This tells you a little about him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Marshall

It is reported he says remote appointments are here to stay although he says they are not as suitable for older patients whatever that means.

He says the days of one doctor serving a community for decades are ‘long dead’.

And this is why many people are dead unnecessarily having being misdiagnosed by the many incompetent ill-trained doctors who do not understand the fundamentals of disease or indeed nutrition which is the key to good health.

This is interesting on continuity and long term benefits.

Note seeing a preferred GP is recommended for lower mortality. Chances of seeing the same GP twice re even one long term issue is difficult. I haven’t over my 4 years now except for seeing one part time GP more than once.

Otherwise it’s been various people, most unsatisfactory for which we pay eye-watering amounts in taxes.        

I see the NHS England issued guidance earlier this year that face-to face appointments must be offered unless there is good clinical reasons not to do so.

In the GP’s case I would say they use a cynical reason, i.e. they are too afraid of Covid 19 a.k.a. the ’flu and any excuse is valid to them not to see people if they can help it. I imagine they still receive funding via the NHS, i.e. us the taxpayers.

GP practices are after all businesses owned by the GP’s themselves but funded by us, the ignorant public who pay taxes.

These tell you more regarding Mr Marshall with regard to the Covid 19 vaccines.

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2020/december/college-response-to-changes-to-pfizer-vaccine-schedule.aspx

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2021/january/any-suggestion-precious-vaccines-should-be-thrown-away-should-be-dismissed-says-rcgp.aspx

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2021/march/rcgp-strongly-urges-health-and-care-staff-to-have-covid-19-vaccine.aspx

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2021/march/rcgp-responds-to-mhra-and-ema-announcements-on-safety-of-az-vaccine.aspx

I am going to use strong language here so look away if you are overly refined.

You are a fucking idiot Martin Marshall. Vaccines do bugger all except bugger up the immune system.

They do make money for the doctors who give them and for big pharma who make these poisonous things. If they contain anything other than saline, for as I repeat, how do we really know?

It may be boring to repeat this but Covid 19 has exposed the hypocrisy and ignorance of the vast majority of the medical profession. The sooner the NHS is dismantled and doctors sacked the better.

We can then have a truly streamlined health sector made up of nutritionists/chefs and nurses and paramedics who can deal properly with health issues.

Provided of course we also teach children/adults about how to look after themselves, to cook from fresh and what foods are suitable.

This article is some further nonsense from the man. There are sensible comments at the bottom. Doctors are overpaid already for doing precious little. Rip up the contracts and start again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11032225/Top-doctor-really-concerned-general-practice-way-dentistry.html#comments

I want my money back like others in the comments. They misdiagnosed me and I have suffered as a consequence. I could use the money wisely for the benefit of truly healing others.

We could even repair the roads – that would be good.

Consultant jobs not filled

Good. Waste of money anyway. These are consultant doctors. Almost ¾ of available posts had no applicants it says.

Perhaps I should apply. I know more about diseases and health issues that many doctors now.

Someone comes to me I will say ‘Your too fat, lazy, drive everywhere and you smoke, what do you expect?’

Outrage, mumble, mumble, outrage etc. etc.

‘Ok, ok. What do you eat? Macdonald’s and fish and chips. You are ill and you are surprised??’

Outrage, mumble, mumble, outrage etc. etc.

‘No, I am not giving you a prescription drug. Here’s a recipe book and nutritional information – you can read can’t you. Yes? That’s a relief’.

I shall write a book ’How to win friends and influence people’. Mmm? Its already been done?

I might be slightly more gentle, but it is high time people got real.

Also high time home economics taught properly in schools with proper kitchens using real food. Some schools do this, how many I don’t know.

As regards consultants generally one could write a book. Then throw it at them, then clear up the mess; it would be a very heavy book.

‘clot Satan UN’ is an anagram of consultant. This explains why.

https://philforhumanity.com/Why_the_United_Nations_is_a_Useless_Failure.html

Latest Navy gear…the sports bra

Oh Gott im himmel, save us from these stupid females!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11021829/New-rules-say-female-recruits-UK-Royal-Navy-sports-bras.html

The link show 3 Lieutenants (pronounced Loo-tenants), not four captains as referred to in the article.

There are some amusing, if predictable, comments in the comments section (where else?!).

Some may say ‘bra-vo’, others may say ‘What a load of tits.’ Is this want the Royal Navy has descended to?

In a war you can imagine the scenario ‘Lieutenant, radio for support at once!’. ‘Yes sir (do they say ‘sir’ to a female captain??), fire support sir?’.

‘No, my bra strap’s broken, and I need a new bra!’

Talking about Loo-tenants how about this.

Woke Whitehall flushes away £200,000 0f your cash on mixed toilets.

This is peanuts compared to the billions lost from fraud and dodgy contracts via corrupt civil servants etc.

And if my experience is anything to go on (but please don’t ‘go’ on my experience it doesn’t flush properly), the refurbishments will be bog standard anyway.

Parents slam drag queen library tour

This is to do with Drag Queen Story Hour UK run by Aida H Dee apparently.

I wonder if this is a joke. Aida H Dee, Mmm…got it.

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_deficit_hyperactivity_disorder

Does he have ADHD? One things I for sure he will pervert children with his nonsense. What drugs is he on? Was he abused as a child? He needs serious help for his mental illness.

And his body testing for toxins. A seriously mixed up kid.

Why towns like mine desperately need ‘Bank hubs’

Why did they close the branches in the first place? To make life more difficult for customers and save some money which they will not pass on to customers.

With less staff there are less people to give checks and balances to the system and limit fraud. Where is the personal service? I want to see a friendly face, not deal with a faceless someone in a call centre somewhere.

Banks have become of limited use and frankly a waste of time.

Finally this.

Thought for the week

I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.

Matthew 25:26

And you can’t do that online via zoom.


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Time, Times and Half a Time – times two

The news from The Times newspaper, 9th may, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

14th May, 2022

What is time, times and half a time times two? 42 perhaps? Well, there are four words with ‘time’ and there is a ‘two’. 4 & 2, 42. It’s all how you look at it you see. Like life in general, glass half full, or half empty.

Anyway, I’m here today to look at the news which takes my fancy. Let’s take a look.

Bonfire of EU laws in bid to boost the economy

Excellent idea. There is probably enough paperwork to keep us going in the UK into the next century. Fuel the power stations, no need to worry about oil and gas. Then they can reduce the ridiculous increases in energy prices driven by the poxy war in the Ukraine which has been an excuse to hike up prices.

And increase the false prophets (sic) of multinationals, a.k.a. George Soros Inc.

By the way there’s no rain at the moment in the UK, just lovely sunshine and fluffy white clouds.

“’ello, ello, ello, what’s this then, racist language. Oi shall ’ave to book you sunshine”.

Big sigh, it’s the no-thought police again.

“Look officer, it’s a poetic form, the clouds are I suppose now I examine closely various shades of gray, but ‘fluffy various shades of gray clouds’ is very wordy and doesn’t work does it?

Now sod off, I’m busy. Go and arrest a proper criminal like a doctor giving Remdesivir to a disabled patient.”

Putin must suffer same fate as the Nazis says Wallace

No, not Wallace Simpson, she’s dead, the King Edward the VIII one. And no, not the one who likes Wensleydale cheese Grommit.

This is Ben Wallace, defence secretary. I assume he means by this that Putin should be taken to the USA like other Nazi scientists were at the end of WW2 and who would be useful to the states and make lots of Nazi drugs and rockets to annihilate the world.

Or maybe stay in Germany as many did after WW2 and go back into the administration to help run things as they knew how to do such things. And how to write lots of lovely long laws and regulations on how many apples you are allowed to grow on a tree, that sort of thing.

Or diesel vehicle emissions (subject to exceptions on German firms such as Volkswagen).

You know what I mean I’m sure, such laws as those that now come out of the Fourth Reich, a.k.a. the European Union.

Anyway, I see Ben went to Millfield School in ‘Zumerset’, England. It is not known for academic achievement. He became a captain in the British Army I gather, not a high rank.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wallace_(politician)

I may look at him in more detail in due course, but I’ll be blunt Ben; you’re a wally. Perhaps they don’t teach you much at Millfield regarding history or perhaps you were too busy playing sport to listen attentively.

The Nazis were German and there are now neo-Nazis in the Azov battalion fighting on the side of the Ukraine. They are not very nice, they are Nazi, it’s in the name.

Putin may be a dictator but trying to compare him to the Nazis whilst ignoring the Nazis in the Ukraine army (let alone the medical Nazis in the UK) is undiplomatic. Get a grip.

I see it was the 77th anniversary of the defeat of the Nazis in WW2 on the 8th of May. Except of course they weren’t properly defeated at all, hence the current crisis.  77 comes up a bit. In the UK we have 77th brigade (especially to counter misinformation in the so-called crisis), and  Boris Johnson 77th prime minister for example. Mmm…

As regards Ben Wallace, I think his school report for his work as defence secretary will read ‘Could do better, needs to revisit his history books, and hone his observational and PR skills.’

Now I can finally share the secret, says new Doctor Who star

This is to be Ncuti Gatwa. He is to be the new Doctor Who. His hair has been dyed white (can I say that?) for the role I believe according to the photo of him. They call him the first black actor in the role although he is really brown.

An anagram of his name is “actin gut wa” so I guess he was likely to go into acting, he had this gut feeling. I haven’t watched Doctor Who for years. I don’t think I missed much since and I doubt I ever will.

Some ask if all this is the BBC agenda to brainwash the UK into accepting transgender, trans-race theories etc. Certainly is.

I forecast Doctor Who will regenerate into a banana and a bowl of nuts. This will make a fruit cake, which is why the Doctors tend to be as nutty as etc. etc.

Oh, by the way, I understand the secret is that Doctor Who is going to pan with the audience figures.

People not very keen on doctors now they realise they poison sick relatives with big pharma drugs including vaccines and cancer treatments, so this makes sense.

Cancer target is missed as patients wait too long

You should be grateful as this means you will not be injected with poisonous drugs sooner than you thought. Although if you have had the vaccines this might get rid of the need for treatment for cancer as you might be dead as a consequence.

There has been a record investment with an extra £2 billion I gather, although I didn’t ask for it. Big pharma will be happy though.

I have had immune-therapy and now know it was pointless. Indeed, I believe it damaged my pituitary gland, hence my energy issues.

The NHS is basically a waste of money, except for certain bits like the paramedics. Oncologists poisoning people with very expensive big pharma drugs when all we need is good untainted food and drink.

There is a war on people and the medical Nazis and bureaucratic beasts must be destroyed forever.

GPs battling for mental health referrals

I thought at first it was the doctors wanting to be referred. Given that GP’s have lost the plot re Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu, they certainly need referring, if not certifying completely insane.

I have no sympathy with them at all, wearing masks thinking they will help, not examining patients properly, they have become a largely useless bunch pushing big pharma pills as a sop to people’s real issues.

However, it seems the mental problems referred to in the headline are the patients who are suffering. It says ‘Most GPs are working beyond their competence…’. I stop there in the quote as this says it all.

Most GP’s are incompetent and only look at the list of symptoms on their computer screens and don’t do properly analysis of organise tests. Veterinary surgeons are probably better organised or even dentists who can x-ray your teeth in minutes with the results on a screen in front of you.

In the NHS you will be lucky nowadays to even see your scans. I have yet to see mine since the start of April 2020.

I see there are not enough psychiatrists. The word means psychiatrists ‘sad souls’. They, the psychiatrists, are themselves mentally challenged all too often and do not understand bio-chemistry, being brought up I understand on Freudian theories.

In my books and experience (I will tell you about it sometime), they are very flawed beings. They will often say that those who are saner than they are have a psychosis.

Those who get seen by these fools are more than likely to suffer mental abuse than be healed.

So most of the NHS staff are mental nowadays, blindly following so-called rules and regulations from ignorant bureaucrats who don’t have to do the hard work on the wards.

Demolish the NHS and start again, salvage what we can from the mess.

Somerset ‘has no NHS dental care’

That’s ‘the tooth, the hole in the tooth, and nothing but the tooth’ I understand. Perhaps they can ask Jacinda Ardern for help as she has lots of teeth and is the tooth fairy. After all, she waved her magic wand and Covid19 disappeared!

So did the economy, but hey, what’s a few jobs and mental health issues between friends, eh? Oh, and there were some harms and deaths from vaccines, but it is all for the Greater Good, don’t you know.

Of course if people didn’t eat so much sugar and processed food, instead of fresh fruit and vegetables, they might have better teeth.

That information was kindly supplied by the Ministry of Tooth.

Easy Jet strips out seats to cope with season of chaos

Great idea, standing room only, with those dangly things like they have in the tube. Pack more in. Sorry, just checked, they are only going to remove some seats to reduce need for cabin crew.

Perhaps they could do a fly yourself service to reduce costs, that would help.

I gather quite a lot of staff are sick. It is alleged this is due to the vaccines they took to comply with Easy Jet’s policy (I haven’t checked it, can’t be bothered).

Anyway, fewer jets will fly, so this means less noise and air pollution. That makes me happier.

What taking out seats will do to the Chaos Theory I don’t know. Easy Jet strips out six seats and…hang on did you say six…yup. So part of the 666 plot eh?

So is this fake news? Don’t care. Where was I? Oh, yes remove some seats and perhaps Joe Biden finds his brain. Pigs might fly.

If you want to fly I suggest you start pilot training now, Easy jet may be recruiting.

Senior Tories sound alarm over threat from Lib Dem revival

I gather that the deputy leader of the Lib Dem’s Daisy Cooper has said that ousting the Conservatives was the party’s no. 1 priority. Presumably this is because they can do a better job of destroying the economy than the Tories or Labour.

I see this on the BBC regarding remote voting by MP’s.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/cr8v5r6ryk2t/daisy-cooper

Ms Cooper had to join a long, socially distanced, queue to vote.

“If they want to lead by example they should be embracing digital technology and reducing the amount of commuting MPs have to make up and down the country,” she said.

“They should be reinforcing social distancing not encouraging MPs to travel the breadth and length of the country to end up being super-spreaders and putting their own communities at risk.”

Meanwhile, the Conservative MP for Harlow, Robert Halfon said he was “ashamed” of his party after the decision.

Mr Halfon, who has cerebral palsy and has been shielding, said it was not fair on people like him who’ve been told to shield by medics as they’re considered vulnerable to the virus.

Whilst I’m sure she is a very nice person, she is a bit dim if she can’t work out by now that Covid 19 is the ‘flu and you can’t spread it.  And social distancing is not social but anti-social. I do not hold out much hope for the Lib Dems.

Of course anagrams of Lib Dem include ‘be mild’, Bel dim, ‘bile MD’. You can see we have a problem here.

Ms Cooper might be good at many things but if she thinks so-called social distancing is sensible then she can’t be a barrel of laughs, despite her surname.

Mr Halfon is also in the dim camp. I note he is Jewish, but seems to have put the Board of Deputies of British Jews noses out of joint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Halfon

He has had several controversies and has had an affair.

He has voted against same-sex marriage, which was sensible, but now regrets doing so. I suppose it’s in his name Halfon. Sometimes he’s Halfon, sometimes he’s Halfoff. World’s gone bonkers. These are our MP’s.

Britain ready to rip up Northern Ireland protocol in weeks.

This is because of all the paperwork; it will take weeks not days. Add it to the EU paperwork. More fuel for the power stations.

Nandy fails to rule out leadership bid

Lisa Nandy may seek to take on role as Labour’s leader. Keir Starmer is in deep do-do for something to do with a beer and curry, supposedly a working meeting in Durham.

Nandy is reported as saying of Kier Starmer “He is Mr Rules. He does not break the rules.”

I suppose he just makes them up as he goes along then. One rule for the political elites, one rule for the plebs.

Still, as I keep saying, there were no real rules only guidance and nobody had to follow them. But it did expose the mini-Hitlers in society and separate the wheat from the tares, the sheep from the goats, those who will eat any rubbish fed to them by MSM and those who won’t. Sheep are more discerning than goats.

So Kier didn’t break anything in this case as far as I can see and neither did Boris. The general populace broke their common sense though. Wake up everybody, you were had.

Of course there are the issues of astronomical waste of taxpayers’ money on masks, test, vaccines, and furlough etc. Theoretically furlough money should be paid back but what were government employees actually doing if anything useful at all?? We were paying them if they were at home for doing sod all.

Mind you, many of them were probably doing sod all anyway in the office, except making life a nightmare for the rest of us. Are you going to complain bitterly and make sure it doesn’t happen again?

Asylum seekers told this week they will be sent to Rwanda

Whether they came from Rwanda or not?? I think it meant those that came from Rwanda in the first place. As for the rest, perhaps they are sent to Coventry and ignored while the taxpayer picks up the tab.

My wife and I have a friend who lives in Hounslow where the immigrants arriving at Heathrow are housed in a hotel. They have luxury accommodation by the sound of it. The borough is substantially Indian now (sub-continent, not Red) I understand.

Our friend, who is of Jamaican heritage, but born and bred in this country and in Hounslow, has been trying to get council accommodation but says the Indian heritage population look after their own, and are ignoring her requests for help.

This is what parts of the UK have become has it? This injustice must not continue.

BBC to spend £50m finding out what its viewers watch

Well I would say another channel probably. So stop wasting license payer’s money. BBC going downhill fast. Except for the radio side in my opinion, as there’s some great stuff on BBC iPlayer Radio catch-up.

Glad we don’t have a telly any more or have to pay a license fee. What a waste of money.

Is see there is reference to a 42 page white paper (surely this is racist, anyway if it has letters on it, it must be black and white paper? You know black and white and red all over).

But 42 again, the ultimate answer to everything. Mmm…

Flower show aims to lift commuter spirits

This is nice. They’re going to put flowers on stations in the UK. Well, some stations. About time, they used to have station masters and in rural areas it was their pride and joy to ensure a welcoming bed of pansies or what-nots.

Nowadays the only pansies you might see are the pan-demic loonies in masks, still wearing them despite the relaxing of so-called rules (which I have essentially ignored as I have common sense).

No wonder they are trying to lift people spirits as the article says as 70% of adults surveyed (out of 5,136) said their mental health had been affected by the pandemic. Nearly a fifth described it as poor.

Well, if you will believe all governments and MSM tell you what do you expect? Didn’t you think to look outside the window, use your brain, double check??

Get a grip people. You abandoned the heavenly Father, who cares for you deeply, for the god of this world, that Great Git Satan.

Come back to God, look to Jesus, His beautiful Boy who became a Man, then you can go and kick Satan where it hurts.

Player, 13, dies after collapsing in match

This was a football match. A Samuel Akwasi was the young lad, they say the cause of death is unknown.

Was he vaccinated? No doubt he was. Will they do an autopsy, will we find out. Someone should. Or will they cremate him to burn the evidence? If anybody has further information please let me know.

Duke’s friend frisked in his pyjamas by wildlife police

This is William van Cutsem, friend of the Duke of Cambridge. Something to do with illegal game keeping. Police left finding nothing suspicious.

Not surprised, since when has it been illegal to keep games??

We have Monoploy, Cluedo and Totopoly , Scrabble and cards in our house. Are we at risk of being woken up in the middle of the night by the no-thought police??

William was apparently frisked on his doorstep. Perhaps he had the Chance cards and Miss Scarlet stuffed down his jim-jams.

Perhaps though the police, being dim, were told by the informant that he kept the contraband in his van. As van is in William’s name, the police, uneducated as they are and Normal For Norfolk (in-breeding you know), thought that searching him was sensible.

Dozens of Ukrainian civilians feared dead after school hit

And who exactly shelled it? ‘Nasty’ Russians or Ukraine? I gather 60 people were likely to have died under the rubble. As the Russians are getting blamed for everything by biased MSM, perhaps they missed a trick. Should have said ‘died under the Rouble’.

But lots of things are suspect. Try these links for a read round.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17680670/ukrainian-nursery-bombed-kyiv-putin-false-flag-attack/

Andriy Melnyk, ambassador for Ukraine in Germany has been greeted with chants of Nazis out. Somebody obviously thinks that at least some Ukrainians are Nazi.

As I have said before, this is hardly surprising given the nations troubled history. And the fact that we follow a timeline mirroring WW2, only 80 years ago in 1942.

Invaders’ failing weapons good for British sales

A Rob Johnson, PhD has said that (allegedly) Russian weapons are failing and this could mean boosting the UK’s arms industry. Words fail me.

No they don’t. You complete cretin Rob Johnson. The article says that Britain  could try to sell its own weapons to India. You are quoted as saying “That will be fantastic because we all win.”

Like who exactly?? Arms manufacturers, but not those who might get killed by those weapons. More jobs, to make killing machines??

You get paid handsomely no doubt to say these things. Ramp up the ante as they say, fuel wars and rumours of wars merely to make money. You are despicable.

http://www.ccw.ox.ac.uk/robert-johnson

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/russian-arms-failings-good-for-british-sales-0pv0c79wv

Zelenskyy abandoned us, say soldiers in besieged steel plant

Apparently this is the Azov battalion saying this, or at least an officer in the group.

Hopefully by now you will know the battalion is neo-Nazi. Poor diddums, I am so sorry – not! You have been stirring up trouble for years, did George Soros and his cronies fund you?

If you trust a comedian then don’t expect them to be faithful to your cause. After all, they treat everything as a joke, even messing up their own country.

I see Jill Biden is doing her bit to support the U.S.A. cause, sorry, the Ukrainian cause. There is this photo of her meeting Zelenskyy ‘s wife, Olena. There is a caption underneath which is believed to be part of their exchange of greetings.

‘Thank you so much my dear, Joe will love these. And it will help suppress the smell when he poops his diapers.’

Perhaps Mr Zelenskyy could do a comedy show on this; he’s quite good at that I gather.

Bono and Edge perform in Kyiv bomb shelter

Apparently they are showing solidarity with the Ukraine. They performed ‘With or without you’. Part of the lyrics are ‘I can’t live with or without you’.  Bono is thought to have referenced Putin by saying the war was down to one man, and he trusted the young people to throw him out of office.

There are rumours that in fact it was Volodymyr Zelenskyy, or Voldemort Zelenskyy as someone has called him (me).

After all he has been messing up big time or George Soros’s or Klaus ‘Build Back Better, once we have destroyed everything and you, the taxpayer etc, have paid for it with your money or your life’ Schwab.

As for Bono I say, ‘O no Bono, you still haven’t found what you’re looking for have you?’

In this case it may be his brain, but I’m not sure.

As for Zelenskyy, well, in the Ukraine you might not live with or without him. Heads he wins, tails you lose (your life).

Energy boss warns of £900 increase in autumn

Keith Anderson, CEO of Scottish power, is reported as saying government needs to offer poorer households much bigger discounts on their bills.

That’s nice. Who will pay for the discounts though? Taxpayers as usual. Will it come from the elites who caused all this problem in the first place? Not on your nelly it won’t.

Go and tell the government to screw the energy companies down hard.

This talks about a credit meter scam.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/british-gas-scottish-power-sse-23542507

Well, I reckon the energy companies are scamming us over the massive hike in prices, which will make credit meters look like small fry.

My wife and I have been having a battle with SSE as they mucked up things with our account and paper billing in 2021. And they STILL have not read our internal electric meter since late 2019 – it has been nearly 2.5 years!!!

I think SSE stands for the SS of Nazi infamy. Their rating on trustpilot.com is abysmal.

Whilst I don’t think one can trust Labour with anything much, I do consider the selling off of the energy supply system was extremely foolish. Look at where we are now, exploited by foreign owners. It was better in public ownership.

And don’t believe all you read about Nazi Putin and Heroic Zelenskyy. Zelenskyy’s the Nazi comedian dragging his country into the abyss of war, supported by the west’s elites who will make money out of the crisis as always.

And as George Soros is reported as supporting the Ukraine you should be deeply suspicious at least.

The panic over such things causes all this upheaval and has helped fuel inflation, just like thinking that Covid 19 was a monster rather than the ‘flu masquerading as a human race terminator.

Keep loving instead as the Lord God has repeatedly reminded you. Perfect or strictly complete love casts out fear.

English Christians told to repent for anti-semitism

This was said in Church of England report in 2019. The C of E is not very bright but has been going downhill for a long time.

As I keep saying, there is no such thing as anti-Semitism towards the Jews, if anything it must be anti- Judaism. The Semitic people are essentially derived from Shem, one of the three sons of Noah, and not the specific tribe of Judah from whom the Jews essentially come.

But then the Jews do have a habit of distorting words to suit. Or at least the Jews who say they are Jews but are not, but are of the synagogue of Satan.

For this is the problem, these interlopers within Judaism poison everything. They are the children of Satan and descendants of those who bayed for Jesus’s blood, although He went willingly to show them up for who they were.

He knew that despite the agonies of what he would go through it was worth it for the glory that would arise from it, and to free the children of God from that vile thing that Satan, the great serpent, did in the Garden of Eden to the Most High’s darlings Adam and Eve.

It is those true Jews who are Jews inwardly as Paul the apostle puts it, who suffer from these Satanic self-righteous monsters, and thus they have been hounded and vilified whilst the elites look on in satisfaction in their palaces and castles, including the religious ones, not just the secular.

https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2022/13-may/news/uk/oxford-holds-service-of-repentance-for-800-year-old-anti-semitic-rules

The Rt Revd William Kenney, the Roman Catholic Auxiliary Emeritus Bishop of Birmingham, led an act of penitence during the service. “God of Israel, we acknowledge with shame and penitence the anti-Semitic decrees of the Synod of Oxford,” he said. “For times when we have witnessed the ill-treatment of Jews and people of other faiths and have not gone to their aid, Lord, we ask your forgiveness.”

This seems on the surface to be fair except for the stupidity of using the word anti-Semitic.

But then he refers to the ‘God of Israel’. Well, you cretin Kenny, have you not heard, have you not seen that the Most High is the Lord of heaven and earth and all that is in it?? He is the one who is God of all the nations.

If Israel has a separate god, then it is not the most High. But she does, and Israel are all of God’s children in Christ, Jew and Gentile.

Those who are not in Christ are not the Most High’s but Satan’s, and they are doomed to go with him into the lake of fire.

They are not true Israelites if they are not in Christ, it is that simple.

Anyway, it is reported that William Kenny calls himself Right Rev, and is a Catholic bishop. Anagrams of his name include

ink in me Wally

Ann mike Willy

ak Minne Willy

inane km willy

ink mean Willy

ink name willy

Ella mine winky

Elly mini wank

lily mein wank

mini yell wank

I my Neill wank

I know that there are problems with paedophile priests who are supposed to be celibate. Never a good idea to restrict the good gifts of God with man-made laws.

These anagrams make me a bit uneasy for some reason.

There is a C of E bishop of Lichfield, Michael Ipgrave who calls himself Right Rev Dr.

This is from the Church Times

“So much anti-Semitism and anti-Judaism can be traced back to distorted Christian teaching,” Dr Ipgrave said. He now chairs the Council of Christians and Jews. “We need to recognise how our history has contributed to the teaching of contempt which generated hostility towards and suffering for our Jewish brothers and sisters.”

I have tried finding out a bit more about him. Not very easy. But he has the same issues of using anti-Semitism, so not very bright then.

I tried anagrams of his name. There are apparently 3550 anagrams of letters after word ‘viper’ removed!! Here are a few of the full viper anagrams.

eg malachi viper

he magical viper

hag malice viper

hale magic viper

leach magi viper

am lice hag viper

A viper in the bosom of the Church of England then. I am seriously concerned ; but then as I said, the C of E has been going downhill for a long time.

As for this Right Rev Dr nonsense Jesus says do not use titles such as Father or teacher or Rabbi and He also means these stupid titles too. You religious types love these things to be admired by mankind, but the heavenly Father sees through to the heart and rebukes you for your folly.

I think that will do. There are other things I could look at, but to be honest I just can’t be bothered right now.

Anyway, I am working on posts on the Eastern front around Kharkov in WW2, the Falklands’ war and Neil Fergusson among others, so there is plenty else to do.

Until next time, adieu.

P.S. You may wish to view these links if you haven’t already.

G is for…..guidance

Put In Boots – the UKraine Panto

C is for….Church of England. Or completely EUseless.

George Soros (and the Great Conjunction)

Remdesivir (brand name Veklury) and Covid 19

Stop Press!

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

23rd December, 2021

Why? Why not, that’s what I say. After all, this is my blog. Whose press then?

Well, I would say stop pressing people to get a vaccine, or as it is currently called, a booster. I don’t of course mean your good selves, dear readers, but the governments or indeed any of their lackeys.

Or the NHS or people who believe that because they are vaccinated you should be too. This is apparently due to them thinking (I use the term loosely) that if we all get vaccinated we shall achieve turd immunity.

Mmm? You think I have misspelled the word? You mean vaccinated? No? Well immunity then? No? Mmm, let’s see, let me think….. ah! I have it, you mean turd don’t you? Well, done Baldy, got there in the end.

Well, the thing is that if we all get vaccinated, people, many people sadly believe that this will enable us to all get on with our lives and not have to live with all the, to put it bluntly, bullshit, they have had to put up with over the last 20 months or so.

But don’t forget that an awful lot of people have had what, again to be blunt, are shitty lives. Whether in the shitty (sic) or the rural areas! It is too easy to forget there are shanty towns which are shitty, places where shit of all sorts gets dumped where it shouldn’t.

And now there is pressure to make their lives even worse with poisonous vaccines (this has been done before but not at the current scale). Assuming of course they are not merely saline. Who knows, people gladly will sell you nothing for something.

Anyway, vaccines do do not do anything for any kind of immunity as I have said elsewhere, and certainly not against turds. They are there all over the place, to be found online as people write lots of crap, a.k.a. rubbish, if you prefer, about Covid and a whole host of other things.

By the way did anyone spot my deliberate mistake there? Do do? Quite right. ‘Why did you do do that?’ I hear you cry. Well, ‘do do’ can be as in dog do, dog shit.

But really, who wants to think about such matters at Christmas, let alone any other time of the year. Except there are lots of people who do have to deal with such things at any time of the year, so do try and remember them and help where you can.

In the mean time I have been reading some headlines in a newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, or Torygraph as it has been called. I thought I would do a quick resume/observations of ones that caught my eye. From 21st December, 2021.

This website gives some pointers, and quotes in italics from this unless otherwise stated.

https://www.thepaperboy.com/uk/the-daily-telegraph/front-pages-today.cfm?frontpage=65573

The vax divide tearing us apart.

There is a young man and a young woman having an argument. They are arguing about who does the vax or vacs. This who is to do the cleaning before Christmas with the vacuum cleaner, I imagine.

On the other hand perhaps it is about the vaccine. I will have it, I won’t have it. ‘We’ll all die!’ ‘No we won’t, it’s the ‘flu!’.

‘You will kill me!’ ‘No I won’t, but if you have vaccine it might’.

‘You will infect me!’ ‘No, if the vaccine is going to protect you, then you will be okay.’

‘But it doesn’t fully protect me!’ ‘So why did you have it then?’

‘Because the government told me too!’ ‘No the government/NHS etc. offered it to you, advertised it incessantly, but it did not tell you too.’

‘My boss said I will lose my job if I don’t!’ ‘Go tell your boss to sod off (politely)’

‘But if I lose my job, we won’t be able to pay the mortgage!’ ‘If you are ill or maimed by the vaccine, you may not be able to work again. If you are dead you definitely won’t be able to work again. And while I am at it, why the hell did we borrow so much money to buy this pokey flat/apartment??’

Anyway, that sort of conversation may be ensuing. Telling your boss politely to sod off could be in the form of ‘Please sod off’ as this uses the polite word ‘please’.

It is however not quite what I meant, even though some of us may wish to use this or stronger language.

A carefully written letter to your employer may be of great use as in ‘Are you willing to accept all liability if I am ill within the next, say, 10 years or forever, whichever is the longer, as a consequence of taking the vaccine you say is necessary to remain employed at your firm/NHS etc. etc.’

There is an example online. Here is a link.

liability-vaccinationnotice-1

On the assumption your employer will not sign it then you can then say ‘Well then, I won’t have the vaccine.’ You should be able to explain why it is dangerous, and that you don’t wish to play Russian roulette with your body.

If they should possibly sign it then you will to review your options. People advise make sure your employer fires you and then you may be able to sue for unfair dismissal. But don’t leave merely because of undue pressure, unless you are happy to do so.

It is your judgement, but do seek advice as best you can and someone faithful to support you.

Confusion at Christmas

BORIS JOHNSON was last night urged to bring clarity to Christmas as plans were thrown into limbo amid uncertainty over new restrictions.

Well, Christmas is when many celebrate Jesus of Nazareth’s birth at Bethlehem. Many people forget this is what we used to do more whole heartedly. Perhaps Boris ‘Karloff’ Johnson might mention this.

He might also mention that the government has issued GUIDANCE. It says so on the website gov.uk under Coronavirus (COVID-19).

https://www.gov.uk/coronavirus

Apparently

You need to show your NHS COVID Pass at nightclubs, some venues and large events to show you’re fully vaccinated, have had a negative test result in the last 48 hours, or you have an exemption.

‘you have an exemption.’ Means you have a brain and don’t need to follow government advice, thank you all the same. If you don’t have a brain, then follow the advice if you can. Be ill or dead, but don’t expect me to bury or look after you as I have my hands full looking after the living.

By the way, the new restrictions are more or less the old restrictions rehashed to make the more confusing in a clear manner. Which probably doesn’t help.

So just ignore the GUIDANCE and have the best Christmas you can, helping friend and families (and enemies if you can).

I haven’t double checked but I strongly suspect that a negative test result might include a C- etc on a test paper, the cricket test was against your favorite side or indeed any other sporting test.

Or that you have had a pregnancy test. Current prices may be around £5.00 if you actually want one. If you are a man this should (I hope!) be negative. Otherwise you should be seriously worried.

This will be more problematic than Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu.

Trans people should be able to declare gender

This is blindingly obvious. If they are male, they can say they are male. If they are female they can say they are female.

If they are not sure which they are, then tell them to have a look and check their bodies for the tell-tale signs. The internet will help or another male or female, a.k.a as a sensible person.

If they are still unsure then they are confused. But don’t ask the government as it doesn’t know what it is either at the moment.

N.B. Anybody who is Trains gender is no doubt feeling chuffed with themselves (That’s my Christmas joke).

Frequent attenders ‘fuel increased pressure of GP’s’

This is not news. This has been the case for a long time. Too many people don’t know how to look after themselves properly.

In any event, GP’s in general only look at the internet nowadays it seems when you are there at the surgery. They will by and large only treat the symptoms, not the cause. And treat the symptoms with pointless poisonous neuro-toxic drugs.

Any old fuel (sic) should see this, like me and I did. Too many GP’s are fuel-ish (sic). It’s sickening.

Queen cancels Christmas at Sandringham

This is sad, as she will now only have the small space at Windsor Castle to run around in, together with other members of her extended family; we don’t know who.

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/queen-elizabeth-cancels-plans-spend-200000355.html

They will presumably have Windsor Great Park to run around in. I believe this is not quite 5,000 acres, so not very large for a queen and her family, however many turn up.

Of course they will have to share at least some of it with the smelly general public if the smelly general public are not afraid of venturing out given the ‘ghastly plague’.

The ‘ghastly plague’ maybe other members of the royal family, but again we don’t know how many will turn up.

Kahn cancels New Year’s Eve Trafalgar Square Event

This is presumably due to the ‘Wrath of Kahn’, a Star Trek film. Anyway, it seems Kahn, the mayor of London is saying you can’t.

Personally, I would tell him to go and jump in the Thames. Or throw him in, as I understand this is now government guidance for dealing with Covid 19, so it is alleged. I think you kahn, others may say you kahn’t. But I may be wrong, so do double check.

However, I daresay Nelson on top of his column may be happier as he won’t get woken up this year by the revellers. On the other hand, perhaps the revellers scare away the pigeons, and they won’t shit on Nelson for a bit.

There is a picture of a nurse holding something like a syringe in her right hand. I assume it is a nurse, but it could be an actor. She is wearing a mask for some reason. Perhaps the photographer might be able to give her Covid 19 or vice versa.

Or perhaps she is an actor after all, and doesn’t want to be recognised in case she gives the game away. Yes, I’ll go with that.

By the way, I think the plastic bit on top of the syringe is meant to come off and there is a needle underneath. You don’t need to worry that she might inject you with the plastic.

You should however be concerned that she might inject you with a poisonous vaccine. You just can’t tell so best to be safe, not sorry, and avoid them altogether. Unless you like Russian roulette.

High streets lose shoppers to ‘Covid-friendly’ retail parks

This is odd as you would have thought there will be lots of Covid around in retail parks if they are friendly to it. So go to High Streets instead where presumably they are not friendly to Covid. Anyway, small businesses need your help.

And I thought Covid 19 was number 1 enemy at the moment. All very odd.

I gather that Chichester Retail Park in West Sussex is very busy so lots of people crowding into the shops there presumably. I can’t see from my Cloud, its rather misty today.

So I reckon lots of social distancing going on if people are rather near to each other which seems likely. The crowds may ‘catch Covid’. There will another wave of Covid after Christmas as a result. This will be due to the vaccines among other things. And eating and drinking too much etc. etc.

But the blame will be put on the ‘ghastly plague’. People are mad, quite mad.

Boris emerges from ominous meeting to say the party’s not over…yet

Ominous has to do with Omicron I believe. Anyway, apparently the party’s not over it seems. That’s nice. I hope Boris and chums are having a good time at the party. I like a good party, especially if there is dancing. Any chance of an invite Boris?

Mind you, on second thoughts they might all threaten to vaccinate me. I really don’t want to be associated with all those needles, a.k.a. a load of pricks.

Moderna booster gives 50 pc more protection than Pfizer, says study.

Well, I make that 50% of 0 which is…don’t rush me…ah yes, 0. Clever Baldy. So whichever one you have, it doesn’t matter. Unless one is more dangerous than the other, in which case it does. But why take the risk? Don’t have either unless your brain is missing.

However, the headline might have meant 50 PC’s, Police Constables. I thought police constables were meant to protect the public; why do they need boosters? Unless boosters is another word for pay rises funded by big pharma. As opposed to the taxpayer footing the bill for the Bill.

On the same page is a photo of God with us Mac Ron, the president of Vichy or fishy France at the moment. There is a cuirassier guard to the right of him. It looks like a female, but you cannot be sure. ‘She’ has a slight smile, rather like the Mona Lisa.

Perhaps it is the Mona Lisa come to life. Perhaps the guard has just farted, and that’s why Mac Ron is seen to be putting on a mask before he is overwhelmed by the smell.

On the other hand, perhaps she is thinking ‘I wonder if anyone will notice if I cut off the head of the beast with my sword’.

Giant Millipedes may have roamed the North

Apparently a fossil was found on the beach at Howick in Northumberland. It is supposed to have been ‘…as long as a car’.

I think this is one of the April Fool’s that is written about each day now.

However, the BBC has more info.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-59734747

It says

When the giant millipede lived, 326 million years ago, the north-east of England had a much more tropical climate than today.

This specimen was found in what researchers believe was an old river channel. It may well not actually be the fossil of a dead creature, but an exoskeleton that was shed as the massive millipede grew.

“Finding these giant millipede fossils is rare, because once they died, their bodies tend to disarticulate, so it’s likely that the fossil is a moulted carapace that the animal shed as it grew,” said Mr Davies. “We have not yet found a fossilised head, so it’s difficult to know everything about them.”

One thing that can be said with certainty is, that in common with almost all millipedes, it did not have 1,000 legs – the researchers believe it had at least 32, but it may have been up to 64.

And

This fossil is just the third Arthropleura to be discovered, and is far older and larger than the two previous specimens which were both found in Germany.

So it was 360 million years old eh? Are you sure? Why are you so sure?

You believe where it was found ‘…was an old river channel’ do you? You only believe, you are not sure?

It may not be the fossil of the creature, but an exoskeleton. Really, well I never! But you’re not sure though, are you.

I see finding these fossils is rare. In fact this is only the third. I make that extremely rare, not just rare. The other two were found in Germany. Germany, the home of current germ theory. Mmm, German germ theory was, and is, a load of bollux too.

You haven’t yet found a fossilised head. And it’s difficult to know everything about them. So it might not be a fossil of the creature or even a millipede.

But it didn’t have a 1,000 legs. And probably, probably mind, 32 or maybe 64. As the Beatles might have sung ‘Will you still love it if it has 64?’

I could go on and on. But it is all bollux. It is something, but beyond that you can’t really be sure. Yet. If ever.

So another April Fool’s then, definitely. Some people will believe anything. Like thinking the vaccines are worth having etc. etc. Next please!

Brexiteers  concerned over Truss workload

So am I. She is being ‘trussed’ up of course. Next!

Prison inspectors say inmates should get keys to their cells

Excellent idea! Give them the front door key as well, and say they can go out all day as long as they are back by 11p.m. or else they will be on the naughty step and get their bottoms spanked by matron. Okay, some of them will enjoy that, but it’s the thought that counts. Next!

Government ministers say pensioners should be locked up in their homes

This is the current guidance, and due to the fact that prisoners may get the keys – see above.

Personally I think this is rubbish, and another April fool. In fact I can’t see it in the newspaper at all, so I think someone just made it up. Baldmichael’s on the naughty step, tut tut.

Like the one about Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu and we are all going to die by, with or from it. Someday. Whateva’. Next!

Gambling by pensioners surged during lockdown.

I believe they were betting on whether Boris was going to lock them down again at Christmas to spoil their fun. Or whether it was worth the risk to go outside when the moronic version of the virus is raging.

Or which of their friends was going to go down with dementia, die or be debilitated or even defibrillated as result of having the poisonous vaccines. Next!

Murder suspect held after lightning strike

I thought at first that they were trying to blame an innocent man for a murder clearly caused by lighting. Silly me.

It was the yacht. ‘Oh lord, please bring justice’ cried out the murder victims family. ‘Right oh’ said the Lord. BAM! ‘Bother’ said the Lord (I think that’s what He said). ‘Missed, and only hit his yacht!’

Many of you are no doubt wondering why the Lord has not hit a lot of people this year with His lightening. I asked Him. He says that it takes a while to charge up the generators, and although He has a lot of wonderful angels on the job, they can’t do everything at once.

Miracles the angels can do straightaway. The impossible takes a little longer. Be patient a little longer please.

And don’t forget to do your own bit of loving while you can in the meanwhile. Next!

Rebel democrat tells Biden he will not be beaten up

That’s Joe Biden will not be beaten up, not the rebel democrat. No, apparently Joe Biden is going to be put in a peach or something like that, then hung (out to dry), drawn (on by anybody who wants to) and quartered (in a home for the mentally bewildered).

This will probably be the same as the one in which Jack Nicholson starred in, ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. Jack’s character got smothered with a pillow by Will Sampson who played “Chief” Bromden.  Jack’s character had had a lobotomy.

So as Joe Biden has no brain either, perhaps Jack might like to have a go as “Chief” Bromden as Will Sampson is dead. Next!

A conspiracy of silence has left us trapped in permanent Covid fear.

This makes reference to the headline and article.

Well, some of us have not been silent. We have been shouting from the roof tops – well, okay, in my case from my Cloud – ‘Oi, read the GUIDANCE. You don’t have to be this stupid. It’s GUIDANCE. This means you don’t have to do it. Nanny state is not there to tell you what to do all the time.

Look, if you don’t wake up soon, it will be telling you how to wipe your bottoms next.’

Gordon Bennett (distant cousin of Elizabeth Bennett – Pride and Prejudice – on her mother’s side), have you all lost your marbles??!….(bang, bang, bang)…. sound of Baldmichael beating his head against brick wall in despair. Next!

Stop this perpetual spiral of restrictions

This means ignore the restrictions and get on with your lives, loving people, including yourself, as best you can.

Although note the Telegraph article I found this.

https://www.wbur.org/news/2021/09/03/covid-endemic-perpetual-pandemic

It says in a sub-link According to data from North Carolina public health officials, vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.

In the link it says among other things.

Even with highly effective vaccines, the number of post-vaccination cases is expected to rise as virus transmission goes up and as more people are vaccinated.

And

Patients are counted as vaccinated if they provide proof of vaccination or if their vaccination status can be verified through North Carolina’s Covid-19 Vaccination Management System (CVMS). Patients who are not vaccinated, partially vaccinated, cannot provide proof of vaccine or whose vaccination status cannot be confirmed in CVMS are categorized as unvaccinated.

I cannot see where it says ‘vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.’ Anybody help me?

It does indicate that case will rise, among other things, due to the vaccines. This is not surprising, the vaccines poison you, so what do you expect.

Those who are counted as unvaccinated are, in fact, going to include some vaccinated or partly vaccinated. Perhaps even a lot of vaccinated.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/onsdefinitionofunvaccinated

So in other words the main article is a load of bollux. CDC people mutilating statistics are lying, conniving bastards. Or bars-turds, sons of turds, bullshitters.

People will believe anything nowadays. I hope you don’t. Next!

Get Boosted nOw

This shows a picture of a lady with the words Get Boosted nOw. The O in now is large so that people can realise that when you get injected you will go ‘Ow!’

What you will say when you fall ill from the jab is unclear. ‘Woe is me!’ probably.

What you will say when you are dead from the jab is not recorded, but then the dead don’t usually speak.

The lady’s look does not inspire me with great confidence, but then I am biased; I know the vaccine is at best pointless (apart from the needle which has a point with which to inject you. If it didn’t have a point, there would be no point, would there?).

There are a couple of whiches there. This is an indication of the witches who will be injecting you. This is a case of whichcraft of course.

To sum up

We are likely to be in for a tough winter. The next wave of deaths will be vaccine fueled as the latest variety of Stupid 20 runs riot in the nation of the UK and no doubt elsewhere. What shall I call it? Mmm…

…well, I suppose as omicron is the Covid 19 vaccine variant (caused by the vaccines), I will make mine the moronic variant.

Better still, the chronic moronic version. So let’s say this is a Christmas Special, The Two Chronies’ starting O’Micronie Barkingmad and Moronie Corbetthiswill runandrun.

For those of you who would like a Christmas Special which will help you relax why not try The Two Ronnies.

And don’t forget that the Lord God

‘He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to Him all are alive’

Thank God.

P.S. My next post should be ‘Away in a manger’ for Christmas Eve