The NHS has apparently drafted some new guidance on vaccines to allay fears among the general public. A mole within the organisation supplied the draft guidance information sheet in advance of its publication. I thought you might wish to be aware.
It is believed that this information has been disseminated from the WHO, the World Health Organization, so it is possible that your own health agency from whichever country you are from may be preparing a similar document.
It is only a draft and therefore contains text struck through. As to what final form it will take we shall have to wait and see.
Draft NHS vaccine advice June 2023.
The latest scientific advice continues to stand that the COVID 19 vaccines are safe and effective. Please do not believe what the misinformation sites tell you and any documentation they provide including this one.
There have been concerns raised by certain members of the public regarding side effects they have experienced. This document sets out the primary concerns raised to encourage you that all is well and going according to World Economic Forum’s your government’s plan for its your good wealth health.
Possible side effects
Death
If after injection you are dead, do not worry, this is a normal side effect and means the vaccine is working. There is no need for you to advise us of this.
Should your relatives advise us of your demise we shall record this carefully in our database for analysis which can be viewed on our website if you can find the data carefully hidden in the tables.
If you have no relatives do not be alarmed, your personal belongings and assets will become the property of the state and will go to fund politician’s salaries pharmaceutical research and medics’ salaries for new deadly lifesaving vaccines.
Heart problems, neurological disorders and cancer
If after injection you only have heart problems, neurological disorders and cancer we apologise as the vaccine is not working as well as it should.
However, you need not be alarmed as there are more vaccines in the pipeline to try and make sure it works next time.
We therefore recommend you get boosted and try again.
If your heart problem is causing you concern the NHS can help you with money making lifesaving drugs such as Satan’s statins which we shall be happy to provide for you for the rest of your life free of charge paid for by the taxpayers.
If neurological disorders are the side effect such as multiple sclerosis (MS), Parkinson’s and myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME) , many charities are researching the causes. A breakthrough is expected any time and pigs might fly.
In the meantime if you are incapable of movement then we do have wheelchairs. These can be motorised although these are can very expensive and your house may need to be sold to buy one of the latest versions.
If cancer has been diagnosed following vaccination then the good news is that we have many lifesaving drugs generally called chemotherapy. You will be able to undergo an extensive and highly expensive course of highly poisonous lifesaving drugs.
If you have concerns about possible side effects of chemotherapy then there is the option of immuno-therapy which is different as it only contains ingredients similar to the vaccines.
As the vaccines are safe and effective the immuno-therapy can be relied upon for similar results.
Cancer research funding is always essential and charities set up by big pharma have relied on your support for many decades. A breakthrough is expected soon and has been for many decades now.
Other minor side effects such as insanity, loss of balance, loss of employment
If insanity is an issue we have various prison camps safe facilities set up around the country run by the Gestapo highly efficient staff. They will look after your every need and make sure you don’t escape get sufficient exercise in a safe environment.
They are poorly well trained and poorly paid and will administer suitable lifesaving neuro-toxic drugs to calm you and make you dependant on them for the rest of your life.
You are free to choose whether to take these drugs but if you don’t we will tie you down and forcibly inject them.
However, it is the management’s responsibility to make sure that the environment for all patients and staff is safe and secure and it may be necessary to ensure that you do take the medication prescribed as otherwise big pharma will otherwise lose money.
Psychopaths Physiatrists and psychologists are available, subject to lockdown restrictions, to help talk through your mental problems. They are well qualified to help you as they have suffered mental breakdowns themselves and are more insane than you are.
If loss of balance is an issue then try walking along a busy road. If this does not cure you then being run over by a juggernaut may solve all your problems.
If you have lost your job over a side effect you can always go on benefits for the rest of your life which will keep you alive at subsistence level at best least.
We trust this guidance is of assistance and if you need help please do not hesitate to contact us via email at
I wrote the following piece early on not long after I set up my website and went live on the 21st June, 2020.
This was not long after having been to hospital for an immuno-therapy treatment session. The NHS had just started trying to insist on masks. As I had been having treatment in since February and gone through April /May when the supposed peak occurred in the COVID 19 ‘crisis’, I had worked out that it was all a load of bollux.
As for those who insisted on the foolish masks, they were obviously Masks-ists!!
I did not succumb to the nonsense and refused to wear a mask. I eventually did get my treatment although as I now know that it had similar ingredients to the current vaccines, it would have been better if I had not.
Anyway here is the original article which I have as page on my site. I hope you enjoy it.
2nd July 2020
…which means hides or covers. Or they can protect. Keep the dust off your face. We used to wear them for that purpose when cleaning a very dirty room. Or when in a surgical unit to prevent infection of open wounds. I mean, just think what could occur without such protection.
‘Nurse, could you just pass the..ah, ah, ah..tissue. No, no, not a tissue, I just sneezed. Now let’s see. I see something yellow-green and slimy. The gall bladder, excellent. Oh, perhaps not. That’s where it went. Yuck. Kidney dish!’
So that makes sense. And if you are sanding down a table or woodwork indoors then you hardly want to breath in the particles from abrasion. On the subject of sand, if you are in the desert, then a face covering is handy to stop the sand getting up your nose. Especially in a sand storm.
It would therefore make sense to wear a burka in the desert, so you could protect your face in a hurry if the veil part was down. In fact you’d be a berk not to.
Otherwise it doesn’t make much sense, unless you want to hide something. Perhaps on stage, to conceal your character. Or at a masked ball, where you can pretend to be someone else (even though probably most people know who you are if you’ve been invited).
Or perhaps you want to go on a killing spree. Such as recorded in Wikipedia
Cameroon
In July 2015, Cameroon banned the face veil including the burqa after two women dressed in the religious garments committed a suicide attack killing.
Chad
In June 2015, the full face veil was banned in Chad after veiled Boko Haram bombers disguised as women committed multiple suicide attacks.
So probably a good idea to ban burkas, as France has.
If you wear a mask, you are going to breath in some of the carbon dioxide you are trying to breath out.
So come Covid 19, it is clearly extremely sensible to try and persuade people to wear masks. Just in case they get infected by something. Personally, I think a pair of headphones would be better with some good music to listen to. Drown out the idiots saying ‘You must wear a mask, it’s the rules’. ‘La, la, leh la, dum de dum de dum’. ‘What’s he mouthing at me? That’s nice he’s waving at me, I’ll wave back. Not allowed to shake hands, but waving’s the next best thing’.
You are more likely to be infected by stupidity at the moment. Prevention is better than a cure (the cure might involve mass murder of the brainless at present. Still, give the SWAT teams something to do). I recommend humour and plenty of it. We Brits excel in that field.
Wish Victoria Wood was still with us. Perhaps Julie Walters and Celia Imrie could come up with something. I don’t know, let’s say Acorn Antiques.
Enter Babs
Babs
‘Have you seen, everyone in the street is wearing masks. Look, I have one a kind lady gave which she said she made herself’ (displays garish patchwork mask with knicker elastic roughly sewn on).
Berta
‘Yes, I noticed it myself. I think it must the government trying to make people look up from their mobile phones as they walk along’. Mrs Overall enters. ‘What do you think, Mrs Overall?’
Mrs Overall
Carrying usual tray etc. ‘Well, I think it’s Gods way of saying they’re all a bunch of morons. Macaroon Miss Babs?’
Talking of government (must you?), yes, I must. Don’t distract me. Has anyone double checked the advice on masks? Anyone at all? I do wonder. Why does it always have to be me?
Look, go to Gov.uk website. You want ‘Staying safe outside your home’. And try reading the page. Top to bottom. Notice anything? Big blue banner. Near the top. Important bit to draw your attention. Now if you have read B is for…..Blood you might have a weensy teensy inkling.
Guidance. GUIDANCE. What does guidance mean, hm? ‘Ug, me no understand’. Ok, here’s Wikipedia’s definition.
advice or information aimed at resolving a problem or difficulty, especially as given by someone in authority.
Does it mean you have to? NO. So why are you doing it? If some oik (oik means official or officer in Manx) wants to make you, then beat him (or her) verbally over the head with the GUIDANCE.
Look, the all causes deaths is now below the 5-year average. And the statistics are 2 weeks behind today on ONS (the analysts are good, very good but not God) There’s a surprise. Someone commented on Youtube at the start of this charade that the yearly deaths for 2020 would probably turn out to be about average in the end. He’s going to be right, I know.
Unless of course we continue to shut up care homes, and step into the road to avoid people and get run over. If Covid 19 has all the symptoms of the ‘flu then that is what it is. And you don’t close down the economy, keep 2 metres or 6ft apart, or wear masks, do you? Unless you’re stupid. And as I have indicated there’s a lot of it about.
Still, Brexit is on course.And it seems more and more people have understood what the EU is up to over the last three and a half years and counting.
There is another mask, EU related. Maastricht. Sounds like mask trick. And they make Limburger-like cheese in the city. Limburger cheese is very smelly when fully ripe and is otherwise made in the region. Sounds about right to describe the Maastricht Treaty.
Maas seems to mean ‘mesh’ and tricht perhaps ‘to guide’ or ‘aim’. Sounds like a trap to me. Just as well we are getting out of it.
And get out of those masks, please.
P.S. For those in need of assistance I attach the following link. Use it as you will, or make up one yourself. There are two options, depending on whether you think the person you hand it to finds reading difficult.
(Editor’s note 20th May, 2023: The certificates define the person who holds it as mad. Once you hand it over you are no longer mad of course.)
P.P.S. If you are interested and of a ‘faith’ you might like this. Faith Masks
P.P.E. What are you looking here for? We don’t supply masks as they are useless against Covid, let alone those silly visors. Get your own from somewhere else if you think they are any use.
Or make your own out of old loo rolls, plastic detergent bottles (you know the ones I mean if you watched Blue Peter when it was good) and some sort of glue (you know the sort etc etc). And any other rubbish you can lay your hands on.
If on the other hand you wish to know more about Covid 19 see link Covid 19 Summary
If you want more on masks, try the post which contains a bit on mask(!) of the beast. Mark of the Beast
The following may help too. Stupid 20 has world wide value.
Why? Why not, that’s what I say. After all, this is my blog. Whose press then?
Well, I would say stop pressing people to get a vaccine, or as it is currently called, a booster. I don’t of course mean your good selves, dear readers, but the governments or indeed any of their lackeys.
Or the NHS or people who believe that because they are vaccinated you should be too. This is apparently due to them thinking (I use the term loosely) that if we all get vaccinated we shall achieve turd immunity.
Mmm? You think I have misspelled the word? You mean vaccinated? No? Well immunity then? No? Mmm, let’s see, let me think….. ah! I have it, you mean turd don’t you? Well, done Baldy, got there in the end.
Well, the thing is that if we all get vaccinated, people, many people sadly believe that this will enable us to all get on with our lives and not have to live with all the, to put it bluntly, bullshit, they have had to put up with over the last 20 months or so.
But don’t forget that an awful lot of people have had what, again to be blunt, are shitty lives. Whether in the shitty (sic) or the rural areas! It is too easy to forget there are shanty towns which are shitty, places where shit of all sorts gets dumped where it shouldn’t.
And now there is pressure to make their lives even worse with poisonous vaccines (this has been done before but not at the current scale). Assuming of course they are not merely saline. Who knows, people gladly will sell you nothing for something.
Anyway, vaccines do do not do anything for any kind of immunity as I have said elsewhere, and certainly not against turds. They are there all over the place, to be found online as people write lots of crap, a.k.a. rubbish, if you prefer, about Covid and a whole host of other things.
By the way did anyone spot my deliberate mistake there? Do do? Quite right. ‘Why did you do do that?’ I hear you cry. Well, ‘do do’ can be as in dog do, dog shit.
But really, who wants to think about such matters at Christmas, let alone any other time of the year. Except there are lots of people who do have to deal with such things at any time of the year, so do try and remember them and help where you can.
In the mean time I have been reading some headlines in a newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, or Torygraph as it has been called. I thought I would do a quick resume/observations of ones that caught my eye. From 21st December, 2021.
This website gives some pointers, and quotes in italics from this unless otherwise stated.
There is a young man and a young woman having an argument. They are arguing about who does the vax or vacs. This who is to do the cleaning before Christmas with the vacuum cleaner, I imagine.
On the other hand perhaps it is about the vaccine. I will have it, I won’t have it. ‘We’ll all die!’ ‘No we won’t, it’s the ‘flu!’.
‘You will kill me!’ ‘No I won’t, but if you have vaccine it might’.
‘You will infect me!’ ‘No, if the vaccine is going to protect you, then you will be okay.’
‘But it doesn’t fully protect me!’ ‘So why did you have it then?’
‘Because the government told me too!’ ‘No the government/NHS etc. offered it to you, advertised it incessantly, but it did not tell you too.’
‘My boss said I will lose my job if I don’t!’ ‘Go tell your boss to sod off (politely)’
‘But if I lose my job, we won’t be able to pay the mortgage!’ ‘If you are ill or maimed by the vaccine, you may not be able to work again. If you are dead you definitely won’t be able to work again. And while I am at it, why the hell did we borrow so much money to buy this pokey flat/apartment??’
Anyway, that sort of conversation may be ensuing. Telling your boss politely to sod off could be in the form of ‘Please sod off’ as this uses the polite word ‘please’.
It is however not quite what I meant, even though some of us may wish to use this or stronger language.
A carefully written letter to your employer may be of great use as in ‘Are you willing to accept all liability if I am ill within the next, say, 10 years or forever, whichever is the longer, as a consequence of taking the vaccine you say is necessary to remain employed at your firm/NHS etc. etc.’
On the assumption your employer will not sign it then you can then say ‘Well then, I won’t have the vaccine.’ You should be able to explain why it is dangerous, and that you don’t wish to play Russian roulette with your body.
If they should possibly sign it then you will to review your options. People advise make sure your employer fires you and then you may be able to sue for unfair dismissal. But don’t leave merely because of undue pressure, unless you are happy to do so.
It is your judgement, but do seek advice as best you can and someone faithful to support you.
Confusion at Christmas
BORIS JOHNSON was last night urged to bring clarity to Christmas as plans were thrown into limbo amid uncertainty over new restrictions.
Well, Christmas is when many celebrate Jesus of Nazareth’s birth at Bethlehem. Many people forget this is what we used to do more whole heartedly. Perhaps Boris ‘Karloff’ Johnson might mention this.
He might also mention that the government has issued GUIDANCE. It says so on the website gov.uk under Coronavirus (COVID-19).
You need to show your NHS COVID Pass at nightclubs, some venues and large events to show you’re fully vaccinated, have had a negative test result in the last 48 hours, or you have an exemption.
‘you have an exemption.’ Means you have a brain and don’t need to follow government advice, thank you all the same. If you don’t have a brain, then follow the advice if you can. Be ill or dead, but don’t expect me to bury or look after you as I have my hands full looking after the living.
By the way, the new restrictions are more or less the old restrictions rehashed to make the more confusing in a clear manner. Which probably doesn’t help.
So just ignore the GUIDANCE and have the best Christmas you can, helping friend and families (and enemies if you can).
I haven’t double checked but I strongly suspect that a negative test result might include a C- etc on a test paper, the cricket test was against your favorite side or indeed any other sporting test.
Or that you have had a pregnancy test. Current prices may be around £5.00 if you actually want one. If you are a man this should (I hope!) be negative. Otherwise you should be seriously worried.
This will be more problematic than Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu.
Trans people should be able to declare gender
This is blindingly obvious. If they are male, they can say they are male. If they are female they can say they are female.
If they are not sure which they are, then tell them to have a look and check their bodies for the tell-tale signs. The internet will help or another male or female, a.k.a as a sensible person.
If they are still unsure then they are confused. But don’t ask the government as it doesn’t know what it is either at the moment.
N.B. Anybody who is Trains gender is no doubt feeling chuffed with themselves (That’s my Christmas joke).
Frequent attenders ‘fuel increased pressure of GP’s’
This is not news. This has been the case for a long time. Too many people don’t know how to look after themselves properly.
In any event, GP’s in general only look at the internet nowadays it seems when you are there at the surgery. They will by and large only treat the symptoms, not the cause. And treat the symptoms with pointless poisonous neuro-toxic drugs.
Any old fuel (sic) should see this, like me and I did. Too many GP’s are fuel-ish (sic). It’s sickening.
Queen cancels Christmas at Sandringham
This is sad, as she will now only have the small space at Windsor Castle to run around in, together with other members of her extended family; we don’t know who.
They will presumably have Windsor Great Park to run around in. I believe this is not quite 5,000 acres, so not very large for a queen and her family, however many turn up.
Of course they will have to share at least some of it with the smelly general public if the smelly general public are not afraid of venturing out given the ‘ghastly plague’.
The ‘ghastly plague’ maybe other members of the royal family, but again we don’t know how many will turn up.
Kahn cancels New Year’s Eve Trafalgar Square Event
This is presumably due to the ‘Wrath of Kahn’, a Star Trek film. Anyway, it seems Kahn, the mayor of London is saying you can’t.
Personally, I would tell him to go and jump in the Thames. Or throw him in, as I understand this is now government guidance for dealing with Covid 19, so it is alleged. I think you kahn, others may say you kahn’t. But I may be wrong, so do double check.
However, I daresay Nelson on top of his column may be happier as he won’t get woken up this year by the revellers. On the other hand, perhaps the revellers scare away the pigeons, and they won’t shit on Nelson for a bit.
There is a picture of a nurse holding something like a syringe in her right hand. I assume it is a nurse, but it could be an actor. She is wearing a mask for some reason. Perhaps the photographer might be able to give her Covid 19 or vice versa.
Or perhaps she is an actor after all, and doesn’t want to be recognised in case she gives the game away. Yes, I’ll go with that.
By the way, I think the plastic bit on top of the syringe is meant to come off and there is a needle underneath. You don’t need to worry that she might inject you with the plastic.
You should however be concerned that she might inject you with a poisonous vaccine. You just can’t tell so best to be safe, not sorry, and avoid them altogether. Unless you like Russian roulette.
High streets lose shoppers to ‘Covid-friendly’ retail parks
This is odd as you would have thought there will be lots of Covid around in retail parks if they are friendly to it. So go to High Streets instead where presumably they are not friendly to Covid. Anyway, small businesses need your help.
And I thought Covid 19 was number 1 enemy at the moment. All very odd.
I gather that Chichester Retail Park in West Sussex is very busy so lots of people crowding into the shops there presumably. I can’t see from my Cloud, its rather misty today.
So I reckon lots of social distancing going on if people are rather near to each other which seems likely. The crowds may ‘catch Covid’. There will another wave of Covid after Christmas as a result. This will be due to the vaccines among other things. And eating and drinking too much etc. etc.
But the blame will be put on the ‘ghastly plague’. People are mad, quite mad.
Boris emerges from ominous meeting to say the party’s not over…yet
Ominous has to do with Omicron I believe. Anyway, apparently the party’s not over it seems. That’s nice. I hope Boris and chums are having a good time at the party. I like a good party, especially if there is dancing. Any chance of an invite Boris?
Mind you, on second thoughts they might all threaten to vaccinate me. I really don’t want to be associated with all those needles, a.k.a. a load of pricks.
Moderna booster gives 50 pc more protection than Pfizer, says study.
Well, I make that 50% of 0 which is…don’t rush me…ah yes, 0. Clever Baldy. So whichever one you have, it doesn’t matter. Unless one is more dangerous than the other, in which case it does. But why take the risk? Don’t have either unless your brain is missing.
However, the headline might have meant 50 PC’s, Police Constables. I thought police constables were meant to protect the public; why do they need boosters? Unless boosters is another word for pay rises funded by big pharma. As opposed to the taxpayer footing the bill for the Bill.
On the same page is a photo of God with us Mac Ron, the president of Vichy or fishy France at the moment. There is a cuirassier guard to the right of him. It looks like a female, but you cannot be sure. ‘She’ has a slight smile, rather like the Mona Lisa.
Perhaps it is the Mona Lisa come to life. Perhaps the guard has just farted, and that’s why Mac Ron is seen to be putting on a mask before he is overwhelmed by the smell.
On the other hand, perhaps she is thinking ‘I wonder if anyone will notice if I cut off the head of the beast with my sword’.
Giant Millipedes may have roamed the North
Apparently a fossil was found on the beach at Howick in Northumberland. It is supposed to have been ‘…as long as a car’.
I think this is one of the April Fool’s that is written about each day now.
When the giant millipede lived, 326 million years ago, the north-east of England had a much more tropical climate than today.
This specimen was found in what researchers believe was an old river channel. It may well not actually be the fossil of a dead creature, but an exoskeleton that was shed as the massive millipede grew.
“Finding these giant millipede fossils is rare, because once they died, their bodies tend to disarticulate, so it’s likely that the fossil is a moulted carapace that the animal shed as it grew,” said Mr Davies. “We have not yet found a fossilised head, so it’s difficult to know everything about them.”
One thing that can be said with certainty is, that in common with almost all millipedes, it did not have 1,000 legs – the researchers believe it had at least 32, but it may have been up to 64.
And
This fossil is just the third Arthropleura to be discovered, and is far older and larger than the two previous specimens which were both found in Germany.
So it was 360 million years old eh? Are you sure? Why are you so sure?
You believe where it was found ‘…was an old river channel’ do you? You only believe, you are not sure?
It may not be the fossil of the creature, but an exoskeleton. Really, well I never! But you’re not sure though, are you.
I see finding these fossils is rare. In fact this is only the third. I make that extremely rare, not just rare. The other two were found in Germany. Germany, the home of current germ theory. Mmm, German germ theory was, and is, a load of bollux too.
You haven’t yet found a fossilised head. And it’s difficult to know everything about them. So it might not be a fossil of the creature or even a millipede.
But it didn’t have a 1,000 legs. And probably, probably mind, 32 or maybe 64. As the Beatles might have sung ‘Will you still love it if it has 64?’
I could go on and on. But it is all bollux. It is something, but beyond that you can’t really be sure. Yet. If ever.
So another April Fool’s then, definitely. Some people will believe anything. Like thinking the vaccines are worth having etc. etc. Next please!
Brexiteers concerned over Truss workload
So am I. She is being ‘trussed’ up of course. Next!
Prison inspectors say inmates should get keys to their cells
Excellent idea! Give them the front door key as well, and say they can go out all day as long as they are back by 11p.m. or else they will be on the naughty step and get their bottoms spanked by matron. Okay, some of them will enjoy that, but it’s the thought that counts. Next!
Government ministers say pensioners should be locked up in their homes
This is the current guidance, and due to the fact that prisoners may get the keys – see above.
Personally I think this is rubbish, and another April fool. In fact I can’t see it in the newspaper at all, so I think someone just made it up. Baldmichael’s on the naughty step, tut tut.
Like the one about Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu and we are all going to die by, with or from it. Someday. Whateva’. Next!
Gambling by pensioners surged during lockdown.
I believe they were betting on whether Boris was going to lock them down again at Christmas to spoil their fun. Or whether it was worth the risk to go outside when the moronic version of the virus is raging.
Or which of their friends was going to go down with dementia, die or be debilitated or even defibrillated as result of having the poisonous vaccines. Next!
Murder suspect held after lightning strike
I thought at first that they were trying to blame an innocent man for a murder clearly caused by lighting. Silly me.
It was the yacht. ‘Oh lord, please bring justice’ cried out the murder victims family. ‘Right oh’ said the Lord. BAM! ‘Bother’ said the Lord (I think that’s what He said). ‘Missed, and only hit his yacht!’
Many of you are no doubt wondering why the Lord has not hit a lot of people this year with His lightening. I asked Him. He says that it takes a while to charge up the generators, and although He has a lot of wonderful angels on the job, they can’t do everything at once.
Miracles the angels can do straightaway. The impossible takes a little longer. Be patient a little longer please.
And don’t forget to do your own bit of loving while you can in the meanwhile. Next!
Rebel democrat tells Biden he will not be beaten up
That’s Joe Biden will not be beaten up, not the rebel democrat. No, apparently Joe Biden is going to be put in a peach or something like that, then hung (out to dry), drawn (on by anybody who wants to) and quartered (in a home for the mentally bewildered).
This will probably be the same as the one in which Jack Nicholson starred in, ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. Jack’s character got smothered with a pillow by Will Sampson who played “Chief” Bromden. Jack’s character had had a lobotomy.
So as Joe Biden has no brain either, perhaps Jack might like to have a go as “Chief” Bromden as Will Sampson is dead. Next!
A conspiracy of silence has left us trapped in permanent Covid fear.
Well, some of us have not been silent. We have been shouting from the roof tops – well, okay, in my case from my Cloud – ‘Oi, read the GUIDANCE. You don’t have to be this stupid. It’s GUIDANCE. This means you don’t have to do it. Nanny state is not there to tell you what to do all the time.
Look, if you don’t wake up soon, it will be telling you how to wipe your bottoms next.’
Gordon Bennett (distant cousin of Elizabeth Bennett – Pride and Prejudice – on her mother’s side), have you all lost your marbles??!….(bang, bang, bang)…. sound of Baldmichael beating his head against brick wall in despair. Next!
Stop this perpetual spiral of restrictions
This means ignore the restrictions and get on with your lives, loving people, including yourself, as best you can.
Even with highly effective vaccines, the number of post-vaccination cases is expected to rise as virus transmission goes up and as more people are vaccinated.
And
Patients are counted as vaccinated if they provide proof of vaccination or if their vaccination status can be verified through North Carolina’s Covid-19 Vaccination Management System (CVMS). Patients who are not vaccinated, partially vaccinated, cannot provide proof of vaccine or whose vaccination status cannot be confirmed in CVMS are categorized as unvaccinated.
I cannot see where it says ‘vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.’ Anybody help me?
It does indicate that case will rise, among other things, due to the vaccines. This is not surprising, the vaccines poison you, so what do you expect.
Those who are counted as unvaccinated are, in fact, going to include some vaccinated or partly vaccinated. Perhaps even a lot of vaccinated.
So in other words the main article is a load of bollux. CDC people mutilating statistics are lying, conniving bastards. Or bars-turds, sons of turds, bullshitters.
People will believe anything nowadays. I hope you don’t. Next!
Get Boosted nOw
This shows a picture of a lady with the words Get Boosted nOw. The O in now is large so that people can realise that when you get injected you will go ‘Ow!’
What you will say when you fall ill from the jab is unclear. ‘Woe is me!’ probably.
What you will say when you are dead from the jab is not recorded, but then the dead don’t usually speak.
The lady’s look does not inspire me with great confidence, but then I am biased; I know the vaccine is at best pointless (apart from the needle which has a point with which to inject you. If it didn’t have a point, there would be no point, would there?).
There are a couple of whiches there. This is an indication of the witches who will be injecting you. This is a case of whichcraft of course.
To sum up
We are likely to be in for a tough winter. The next wave of deaths will be vaccine fueled as the latest variety of Stupid 20 runs riot in the nation of the UK and no doubt elsewhere. What shall I call it? Mmm…
…well, I suppose as omicron is the Covid 19 vaccine variant (caused by the vaccines), I will make mine the moronic variant.
Better still, the chronic moronic version. So let’s say this is a Christmas Special, The Two Chronies’ starting O’Micronie Barkingmad and Moronie Corbetthiswill runandrun.
For those of you who would like a Christmas Special which will help you relax why not try The Two Ronnies.
And don’t forget that the Lord God
‘He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to Him all are alive’
Thank God.
P.S. My next post should be ‘Away in a manger’ for Christmas Eve
Another day arrives when we remember the fallen from two world wars, those who died in service of their country. That is, those who served in the armed forces.
Of course, we do also remember others who died, those who died in bombing raids for example. Civilians whose lives were lost, perhaps not in service as such but nevertheless who by and large would have been serving their country in large or small ways.
Whilst I have not checked what’s happening this year, last year it was rather different in the UK. Only small ‘crowds’ gathered, were anti-socially distanced (it can’t be called social), and often wore masks.
Pillocks.
I say this, because nobody seemed to double-check the gov.uk website where such things were guidance and advice, not mandatory.
In any event, Covid 19 is the seasonal ‘flu made out to be a monster to scare the living daylights out of the already fearful, conditioned to accept stupidity.
What the soldiers of WW1 let alone WW2 would have made of it I don’t know. There are those left alive from the second war, but I can’t find any comments at the moment.
‘Photography is permitted, but the Metropolitan Police have powers to remove obstacles (such as camera tripods)’
But not Cressida Dick sadly. Removal of such Dicks is painful which is why a substantially male police service (not ‘force’ if you please) find it difficult to face up to.
Anyway, I suppose people will still be somewhat stupid this year and follow the government guidance and advice when it would be pointless to do so. As regards wearing masks, I suggest wearing them on your arms rather than your faces.
Black ones of course. This will show you are in mourning for the loss of loved ones.
These will be the loved ones who died as a result of government manipulation in so-called lockdowns and the foolishness of the populace in failing to love one another because of the ‘flu.
And kowtowing to vaccine mandates or social pressure and having poisonous shots which are injuring many and killing some. Which of course vaccines have always done, but people forget or ignore.
The day itself is marked by 2 minutes silence at 11am. In more recent years we have often had one minute silences to remember a few people. However worthy the sentiment, it is just virtue signalling.
‘We only have these minute silences for “bad” things that the media and people tell us that we should have a minute silence, but if we truly had a minute silence for all the terrible things that are happening around the world, all the death and destruction what is going on, we as a planet would be silent for god knows how long.’
It reminds me of the passage in Revelation where there is silence in heaven for about half an hour.
I strongly suspect this is the length of time reflecting the huge numbers who have died as a result of Satan’s machinations over the years, all those of God’ children he has murdered through wars, pestilence etc.
Perhaps someone could do a calculation based on 2 minutes for the dead of the first two world wars contrasted with the possible deaths since the world was created.
On a lighter note, one November I noticed a box in a café where my wife and I had stopped for lunch on Anglesey. It said ‘Please help the poppy appeal’.
My in-laws on the island live next door to a couple with a cat called Poppy, so I said ‘I didn’t know they were collecting for next doors cat’!
Of course, poppies are the reminder of the fields on the Western Front during WW1, immortalised it seems by Canadian doctor John McCrae who wrote his poem ‘In Flanders Fields’. The following gives more details.
The memorial services that take place today and on what is called in the UK Remembrance Sunday usually include the following penned by Laurence Binyon
“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them.”
This link includes other quotes probably less well known.
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.
The Latin text means ‘It is sweet and honourable to die for your country’. Is it a lie as Wilfred says? It depends, I suppose, on whether you think it was worth it. Horatio Nelson on board HMS Victory certainly thought so judging by his final words. But in a muddy trench in Flanders Fields, blown to bits with no trace of your body for anyone to find?
People thought it would be a ‘War to end all wars’. It wasn’t, we had another 20 years later. Even that one didn’t finish the job. That is because as I keep saying we are now in WW3, only this time a battle of words.
But people are still dying, many millions dying unnecessarily.
It is often said that the huge losses in WW1 were a consequence of incompetence of the generals in charge. There is a phrase ‘Lions led by donkeys’. This phrase is explained in this link.
It seems to me that this phrase can now apply in the USA. The nation is being led by donkeys, a.k.a .democrats!! After all, the jackass or donkey in the democrats’ symbol, so this seems very reasonable.
And lots of people are dying unnecessarily in the charge to deal with Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu.
On a positive note however, this was written by Dylan Thomas. I didn’t know he wrote this.
They shall have stars at elbow and foot; Though they go mad they shall be sane, Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion.
The hymn ‘I vow to thee my country ’is usually sung at the memorial services and sung to music from taken from the “Jupiter” movement of Holst’s 1917 suite The Planets. Here’s the text.
I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above,
Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love;
The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test,
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;
The love that never falters, the love that pays the price,
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice.
And there’s another country, I’ve heard of long ago,
Most dear to them that love her, most great to them that know;
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,
And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.
The first verse says ‘The love that asks no question’. I do not agree with that; it is always good to ask questions. Why are we doing something as stupid as having a war where people die in their millions is a good question.
Why do we follow government diktats when they are obviously stupid is another. Like locking down or having a pointless vaccine which may well harm or kill us.
Still, the second verse of the hymn is better. The verse refers to a king. The king of course is Jesus Christ. He would answer questions, just as the heavenly Father answers questions if you ask Him. Like Father like Son.
The last line might imply that there is not a big fight to undergo. It is just it is a battle of words with a sword of truth tempered with love. Just read the gospels and you will see Jesus at work with His ‘sword’.
He does not mince His words, but they were said out of love even if some things he said were perplexing. He came down hard on the hypocrites of course, but even that is love as it was the truth.
In this war of words, World War Three as I call it, many are fighting for another country, God’s country or kingdom where peace reigns and the Lord God, the Most High is king.
And, as Dylan Thomas says, death shall have no dominion.
But for now many are still falling in battle, many are wounded or lamed in the fight. So let us remember the fallen today and remember Jesus too.
P.S. Lest we forget, there is to be a resurrection of the dead, all of them, so it is not all doom and gloom. And as far as I am concerned this had better be the Last Battle or else!
If you are interested and haven’t read before, here are some links
The Tree of Life 