I felt inspired to do this. Steve Kirsch who is on substack has been over there I gather. So here’s to all you faithful new Zealanders, a humorous, I hope, ditty to keep you going in your fight against Jacinda ‘I was brought up a moron (sic)’ Ardern and her minions.
Jacinda was a little lamb
She also had a duck1
She put him in her cabinet
To see if they could
muck the country up a bit.
Jacinda supports the All-blacks2
The ones who play at rugger
She loves the men with odd shaped balls
Who swear and say ‘oh
Hug her, all you lads and lassies’.
Jacinda is such a marvel
Despite those who boo and hiss
For she bravely carries on
While still she takes the
Miss-ing money millions for the hoax about the ‘flu.
For Jacinda is a wolf,
in clothing like a sheep
And she has cost her country dear
Though most are fast asleep.
So here’s to old Jacinda
The wolf inside a lamb3
And to the good old Kiwis
Taken in by a cunning scam.
You’ve lost your zeal New Zealand, turn back to God for the ‘Zeal of the Lord will perform this’.
And He really, really would like your help in this final act of the pantomime to end all pantomimes, the Greatest Show on Earth.
So what are you waiting for, roll up, roll up, the country of the land of 30 million sheep, including the 5 million odd inhabitants (very odd).
I have turned a page into a post as I thought I would do something on this damp and windy, but warm, night in the south of the UK.
And Friday night is music night!
I thought I would give my take down of Jacinda “the tooth will set you free” Ardern for all you Kiwis in New Zealand or any other sympathisers with their predicament.
If you feel like supporting the resistance against The Tooth Fairy Ardern then you could do worse than visiting this site.
I thought I would do some alternative lyrics to that beautiful song by beautiful Lynn Anderson. Perhaps she is related to me somewhere along the line!!
Not because I am beautiful you understand, but because her name has some similarities to mine.
I do not want to spoil your appreciation of it but given Jacinda’s sin in her mal-administration of New Zealand and the Covid 19 crisis I thought it only fair to give it my best shot.
Perhaps Jacinda should be shot too for her trashing of the economy. Anyway, here it is.
I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern
Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes
When you’re fake, you gotta give, so live and let live and go, go, go, go, go, oh
I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern
You played our heartstrings with more houses and things
But you don’t find money growin’ on stalks of clover
So you better think it over
Well, if sweet talking you could make it come true
You promised to the world you would make Covid flatter
But it’s all gone splatter.
So smile for a while and let’s be jolly; somebody’s making lots of lolly
Come along and put the good times in the can
I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern
Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes
I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern
You sung us a tune and promised us the moon
But as you are fake about the old ‘flu, we’d just as soon see you go
But there’s one thing I want you to know
You’d better look before you leap; corruption runs deep
And there won’t always be Marxists there to pull you out
You don’t know what you’re talking about
So smile for a while and let’s be jolly; somebody’s making lots of lolly
Come along and put the good times in the can
I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern
Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes
I beg your pardon, I never promised you Jacinda Ardern
Away with you sunshine, you really are a little pain sometimes
This is attached to Jacinda Ardern if you haven’t seen the post.
It is quite a pleasant morning here in the land of the South Saxons, western section. Temperature around 14o C, light winds, and pale blue skies and some woolly, fairly high clouds. Visibility seems good.
Up here in my Cloud of course you can see forever. The end from the beginning, and vice versa. I’m not sure about writing versas (sic) today, but I am a bit bored.
Well, when I say bored, I mean I think I ought to get outside more. My wife and I are out tonight with friends to celebrate our wedding anniversary. That is, my wife and I’s anniversary, not our friends. It is important to clarify matters as some people do get the wrong end of the stick.
Such as when governments tell you to lock down when in fact they have issued guidance, such as in the UK for example.
Anyway, I fancied some memes. I hope you do too. Some may be rather out of date, but are a reminder of just how stupid some people are (if you needed reminding of course).
Canada
On review of the picture it could be ‘her’, not he. Looks like an earing and a slight bulge on the chest. Still you can’t tell nowadays.
Please note the green moron sign where it says vaccines make them feel better, rather than make them better.
Please also note the policeperson in a mask who is also a moron wearing a mask outside, rather than a scarf.
Please note it is possible they are talking about Justin Trudeau such as ‘Go home please’, an indication Justin should return to Cuba.
New Zealand
USA
The French Connection
Joe tries to make the Mark of the Beast
UK
Vatican City
Israel
P.S. If you need less memes, that is the first set of the memes I did, which have less meems in them, try this.
*GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN IMAGES OF A DISTRESSING NATURE*
NB If your prefer something serious today, go to end for ‘What’s in the vaccines seen?’
Perhaps you know the play by William Shakespeare. I studied it to death for my ‘O’ level English literature when 15/16 years old.
I was recently reminded of this scene and how closely it might parallel the things in the vaccines. Might put you off vaccines for life of course, and we wouldn’t want to do that, would we now?
When I say we, I am referring to big pharma and their cronies, not the royal we. Or indeed the royal wee. Which I believe is deposited in the royal throne room or water closet as it might be known in elevated circles.
And known in lower circles as the bog or khazi.
In the USA this can be ‘the john’ I gather. This explains why people have been vitriolic towards Donald Trump. His middle name is John, so the left have used this as an excuse to treat him like a toilet and deposit all their crap into him.
Joe Biden does not use a toilet nowadays I understand as he has suitably sized nappies instead. This saves him the bother of trying to find the toilet which would prove difficult, and helps protect the White House furniture into the bargain.
He sometimes wears a face nappy too as this helps protect us from some of the crap he mumbles. But I digress.
When I was studying we had all sorts of side notes about irony etc. and so here is the text of the play, interspersed with notes to bring it up to date.
NB. Please be particularly careful when viewing the three witches.
SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron.
A laboratory. In the middle, a flask over a Bunsen burner.
Enter the three Witches a.k.a the ‘Three Angry Females, see link at bottom…..Mm? No, not Joe’s bottom, the bottom of the page silly! Joe’s bottom would be disgusting, don’t even think about it!
First Witch
Kamala Harris
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.
Brindled as in having a grey or brown streak or a pattern or a patchy coloring; used especially of the patterned fur of cats. Cats are femine. Kamala is…mmm…a hyena. She laughs a lot, like hyenas. They are sort of brindled. I’ll go with that.
Second Witch
Formerly thought to be Valerie Biden, but now probably Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC)
Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.
She, the hedge-hog whines repeatedly. N.B. AOC is a feature of French whines. She is latino. A Spanish whine then?
The venom is part of the vaccines, the sleeping got is believed to be Old English for sleeping git, an allusion to Joe Biden.
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.
Pot is a reference to pot or weed, the drug which must be added to make the vaccines work effectively.
Or what many of Joe Biden’s cabinet are on.
Or that they are by and large pot-ty or mad. Scholars are divided on the issue.
ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Note the alliteration. Double as in double cross. Double crossing the people of the USA. Double toil as in people of USA have to do twice as much paperwork now the democrats are in power.
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Fire burn is an allusion to BLM rioters setting fire to precinct shops. Cauldron bubbling believed to be the farts issuing from Joe Biden.
Second Witch
Fillet of a fenny snake,
A fen is a marsh, so a marsh snake. One of many corrupt government officials in Washington DC.
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Self-explanatory
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Eye of Newt Gingrich (he may have given it unwillingly) and a toe from Emmanuel or Brigitte Macron (the French are all Frogs to the Brits). I cannot tell which of their toes is missing.
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Wool of bat donated by Xi Jinping, Wuhan, China. Tongue of dog donated by Barak Obama.
( Pequim – China, 24/05/2019) Vice-Presidente da República, Hamilton Mourão, durante Audiência com o Presidente da República popular da China, Senhor Xi Jinping. Foto: Adnilton Farias/VPR
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Adder’s fork refers to Eric Lander who as a mathematician is used to adding things up. Even though his character doesn’t seem to make sense.
Lizard’s leg believed to be allusion to Newt Gingrich who is now Roman Catholic. And in view of his Wikipedia entry stating ‘Gingrich shut down the highly regarded Office of Technology Assessment, and relied instead on what the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists called “self-interested lobbyists and think tanks”. we think this to be a reasonable view.
Lizard’s may not be swamp creatures but newts are.
Owlet’s wing may refer to left or right wing. Owlet’s is an anagram of lowest, so which ever it is, it is low. Possibly a lowlife, but scholars cannot agree on which side they come from.
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Politicians of every hue can be charming.
And invariably cause powerful trouble by buggering up what already was working tolerably well after the masses of the people had become accustomed to the last changes which buggered up the previous system etc etc.
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Note the hidden humourous allusion to hell-broth as opposed to broth-hell or brothel for short. A brothel is a soup kitchen where angels make soup of course and serve to the largely poor homeless male customers, so I am told.
ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Repeating the process. An allusion to ‘if at first you don’t succeed, keep doing it, even though it is all utterly pointless’.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
A reference to keeping the heat going to persuade people that being ill or even dying from the vaccines is ‘Really a Good Thing’.
Or indeed ‘Simply Helping Immune (system) Theory’. Or S.H.I.T. for short.
Third Witch
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Scale of dragon is from Xi Jinping from China where ‘There be dragons’, the tooth is kindly donated by Jacinda Ardern who has plenty to spare.
Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf
The witch’s mummy may well be a reference to Hillary Clinton who is wrapped up in herself. Gulf is an aside reference to the Gulf War.
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark,
It has been considered by some that this refers to
But more likely to be a reference to Anthony Fauci, as Fauci means ‘Jaws’ in Italian I understand. “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.”
Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark,
This may be a reference to this company. It is a DuPont operated site. Oh dear.
As regards moonshot, this is a spelling mistake. It should be moonshit. Cancer is primarily caused by the various toxins in the environment, air food and water.
And in vaccines and big pharma cancer treatments, for example. I should know; I had some of the wretched things.
Please note that vaccines are moonshit and are shot. They are moonshit shots, administered by shits who should know better.
Stop poisoning yourselves and most cancers will disappear.
N.B. ‘Disappear’ is anagram of ‘Diapers P.A.’. This is yet another reference to Joe Biden’s nappies and the Personal Assistant who has to deal with the wretched things.
Nose of Turk and Tartar’s lips,
This may refer to Cenk Uygur, “…creator of ‘The Young Turks’, an American left-wing[3] sociopolitical news and commentary program known for promoting progressive politics and left-wing ideals.”
He seems to be a supporter of Wolf-PAC. Sounds like a Nazi U-Boat group. This would make sense.
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Reference to the use of foetal embryo cells from abortions.
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,
It is believed this is a misspelling for ‘witch-deliver’d by a Brad’. This could be Brad Bannon, a Democratic pollster and CEO of Bannon Communications Research I gather.
This is a cryptic reference to crypto-currency and a chap ‘cauld Ron’. This is Ron Wyden, a democrat senator for Oregon. He is Jewish, which is not surprising.
And he was born in Wichita, Kansas. Wichita sound like witch-ita, again not surprising.
ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Repetitive alliteration. This is a side reference to the democrats repeating the same mistakes in the hope they will work this time round.
It should be noted how I have applied the same process by saying the same thing, but in a different way when this phrase occurs in the text. See earlier references.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
A repeated reference to keeping the heat going to persuade people that being ill or even dying from the vaccines is ‘Really a Good Thing’.
Second Witch
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
This is understood to refer to Joe Biden, president (or vice president if you are Joe Biden) un-elect as the election was stolen. This is according to the following:
The mad, imbecile, mongrel Ape Joe Biden is like a monkey that holds deadly weapons including the Nuclear Codes. The bloody old mad imbecile Ape signed 52 destructive executive orders within 20 days, so 50 states damaged, the massive jobless, the US economy devastated. The Ape’s cabinet of Ape’s leader Joe Biden manages the most powerful county with the bush law, the Defense Secretary is former General Lloyd Austin applies the Ape’s methods with the military purge as the People’s Liberation Army to apply into the US Army. The mongrel Ape Joe Biden uses the wild rule to remove the US Attorneys appointed by President Donald. Therefore the Ape’s King Joe Biden rush to remove and destroy anything because the Ape’s Democratic Congress and Senate want to transform those into the zoo, the high fence with wire razor sieged the Capitol Hill and the White House that prove the illegal President is Joe Biden who robs the White House. The crisis of America comes from the Constitution in 1871, every amendment to protect the robbers.
As to whether a baboon is an ape is debatable, but we may be splitting hares (sic) which are not apes or baboons for that matter.
Then the charm is firm and good.
Charm is in fact a cryptic indication of the poisonous vaccine brew. One must hear with the ears. C-harm, or see harm. That is, see the harm vaccines are doing.
Enter HECATE to the other three Witches
Hecate is believed to be an old spelling of ‘He Gates’, although the ‘s’ was dropped in the 1800’s.
HECATE
O well done! I commend your pains;
He Gates is also she Gates as this is two sides of the same coin. These are B-Ill Gates and Me-Linda Gates. B-Ill Gates is ‘Be Ill’, that is, the vaccine makes you ill.
Please note Melinda is about to cast a spell.
And every one shall share i’ the gains;
Which refers to all the shareholders in the vaccine companies making a lot of money from poisoning people as they have been doing for decades.
And I dare say a lot of peoples’ pensions come out of a portfolio including vaccine companies. Oh goody (deep sigh).
And now about the cauldron sing,
Singing
‘Ring-a-ring-a-roses
A pocket full of posies
A-tishoo, a-tishoo
We all fall down.’
Dead, if not very ill.
This is reference to the plague, or ‘flu of earlier times.
The plague or ‘flu caused of course by vitamin D deficiency, malnutrition in general, contaminated water etc etc.
And the bite of fleas to a certain extent containing bacteria which will finish off the weak, either this week or next week. Whatever, the medical Nazis aren’t too fussed.
Live elves and fairies in a ring,
The elves refer to ‘the M’s Elves’ and the fairies to the Queer Folk. Such as Pete ‘R soul’ Buttigieg.
And Rachel ‘Toad in a hole’ Devine.
Oddly enough, Pete reminds me in this shot of Tony Blair. I now feel very sick.
Enchanting all that you put in.
Music and a song: ‘Black spirits,’ & c
They all sing ‘Black Lives Matter, Joe Biden’s mad as a hatter’ & C.
HECATE retires
This is wishful thinking on behalf of the writer that the He Gates and She Gates will retire. Others hope that they will go to Hell.
But as been pointed out before this should be Hades as this is where the shady people go. Hades also known as ‘Outer darkness’.
Second Witch
By the pricking of my thumbs,
The testing for Covid 19 by PCR test (made in PRC or Peoples’ Republic of China’) prior to injection of the poisonous vaccines.
Something wicked this way comes.
This is George Soros (Klaus Schwab is the understudy). it is a black and white image because George’s original surname is Schwartz or ‘Black’ in English.
Again this is why Black Lives Matter and his heart is black, coal black. And presumably why he funds B.L.M. (allegedly).
Klaus Schwab in his Vulcan uniform.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!
I hope that was useful. Now you know what’s in the vaccines according to William Shakespeare.
If you want to know what is really in the vaccines try this, my analysis of the UK government information, What’s in the vaccines seen?
I have seen some posts on him. I am rather amused. It has been reported that he has been playing Barry Manilow songs loudly and turning the sprinklers on the protesters outside the New Zealand Parliament building.
Personally I am not a fan of Barry, but then I am a man and I gather it is more the female of the species who like him. Perhaps they played ‘I Made it Through the Rain’!
Nice weather for ducks as they say! Still what do you expect with a name like Trevor Mallard?
I asked myself is Trevor clever? Or as Ian Dury put it is “….wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever?”
Anyway, I thought perhaps New Zealand might appreciate some assistance, and that I would look at this chap. He is known as the ‘Father of the House’.
Personally, I think the anagram ‘He fart’ of the House would be more appropriate under the circumstances as he ‘blowing out’ at protesters.
I take an irreverent and lateral stance in my post. You will see why in due course if you don’t already. What I put down may not be strictly true. You will need to double check as usual.
I have use the following link for the basis of my analysis as usual.
the meaning of Colin is “young creature” is seems. Well, I suppose he was young once.
However, Colin might be derived from colline in French for ‘hill’. Perhaps he is a ‘little hill’ as a young creature is typically small. In French montagne is for a mountain, a big hill, and colline, as I understand, is really for a smaller one. This all makes sense.
A hillock is a small hill. This sounds like pillock. Pills are small. Trevor is relatively short in stature I believe. Does this make Trevor a pillock?
Mallard – could be a duck or a railway engine. Here is a duck.
Here are two more ducks protesting.
Here is a railway engine. It is fast and beautiful. Unlike other Mallards I could mention.
World-record breaker Mallard hauls the Scarborough Spa Express during the last season under British Rail operation in 1988. The A4 Pacific class ‘Mallard’ was designed by Sir Nigel Gresley (1876-1941), the chief engineer of the London & North Eastern Railway (LNER). On Sunday 3 July 1938, the 4-6-2 locomotive reached a speed of 126 mph (203 kph) on a straight stretch of track between Grantham and Peterborough, achieving a new world speed record for steam locomotives which remains unbroken to this day.
This is Trevor Mallard. He is not that beautiful, in my opinion, and he is not that fast. His tie is slightly crooked. I notice these things. Sometimes such things indicate the character of a person.
1 Early life
He was born in a wellington. As opposed to as shoe as in the ‘Old Woman’ nursery rhyme who lived in one with her children.
He trained as a teacher in the trained as a teacher at the Wellington College of Education. I assume this is abbreviated to W.C.of E. Sounds like a toilet. Did he get a bog standard education?
C of E or church of England is completely EUseless (see link at end) nowadays. Gone down the toilet as they say.
His degree is in Commerce and Administration, but I don’t suppose he ran a business, I cannot find anything at the moment.
I gather he taught for a number of years, but I don’t know for how long. Perhaps 12 years.
He is, I assume, rather direct and not very subtle. A prop forward perhaps as he like rugby. After so many years in parliament and he still hasn’t developed a side step, a.k.a diplomacy. And he is the speaker of the house?? I find that rather odd.
Continuing
Returning to the Wellington area, he contested the seat of Pencarrow in the 1993 election and was successful. He retained the seat until 2017. It is now known as Hutt South.
As Trev supports vaccines or jabs and his ‘seat’ is in a hutt (sic) rather than a house, or indeed a wellington which he was used to, I assume we can now call him ‘Jabber the Hutt’.
2.1 Fifth Labour Government (1999–2008)
In September 2006, Mallard was implicated in the resignation of National Party leader Don Brash after interjecting with an allegation in the House that Brash had engaged in an extramarital affair.
Seems a bit rash of our Trev to accuse Brash. Especially seeing Trev separated from his wife a year later and got divorced later on.
Anyway, I reckon Trev is both brash and rash. Put him in the trash may be appropriate.
In October 2007, Mallard punched National Party MP Tau Henare in a scuffle that took place outside the debating chambers. It is speculated that this was a result of comments Henare made regarding a new relationship Mallard had formed. Mallard quickly apologised for his part in the altercation. He also publicly revealed that the woman with whom he had entered a new relationship was former world champion rower Brenda Lawson. Police declined to investigate but Graham McCready launched a private prosecution. Mallard pleaded guilty to fighting in a public place and agreed to pay $500 to the Salvation Army’s Bridge drug and alcohol programme.
Which proves my point.
In May 2008, Mallard was warned by New Zealand’s Chief Electoral Officer Robert Peden that signage on his electorate vehicle breached provisions of the controversial Electoral Finance Act and ordered him to update the signage to include an authorisation from party officials. However, the Chief Electoral Officer did not refer the matter to the New Zealand Police to prosecute as the matter was considered inconsequential.
Not sure what ‘inconsequential’ means. Perhaps one rule for you and one rule for me.
2.1.1 Minister of Education
Mallard’s handling of the education portfolio was strongly criticised by teachers’ unions, including the PPTA. In his first term as minister, he was strongly criticised by teachers during a long-running strike action over salaries.
In his second term, he was criticised for a program of school closures, that involved almost 90 schools across the country. The program was eventually stopped after it faced heavy criticism from parents and teachers.
Not very positive.
2.1.2 Minister of Sport and Recreation
In April 2002, Trevor Mallard made crude comments about inserting beer bottles into “uncomfortable places” of International Rugby Board chairman Vernon Pugh and Australian Rugby boss John O’Neill during a radio interview about following the withdrawal of co-hosting rights for the 2003 Rugby World Cup. He later apologised saying he mixed up his passion for rugby with his role as Minister of Sport.
So I guess we call him a rugger bugger then. Or, as he is being silly, a silly rugger bugger. Or silly bugger for short. Again, I gather our Trev is short in stature. Rugby players wear shorts
So he is a short silly rugger bugger who wears shorts. This makes sense.
2.1.3 Minister of State Owned Enterprises
In 2006, Mallard announced that the government would introduce a policy that encouraged state owned enterprises (SEOs) to expand into new business areas and diversify in order to build wealth for the country.
In 2007, Mallard said that the government was likely to be more stringent on state owned enterprises in relation to social responsibility. Mallard explained that social responsibility is one of the core functions of SEOs but not enough was being done. The announcement was made following a number of incidents by SEOs, including a power disconnection by Mercury Energy that resulted in the death of Folole Muliaga, an individual who relied on an oxygen machine.
Folole Muliaga sound like a type of oven; Muli-Aga.
She was obese and terminally ill. She had been told she needed to reduce her weight. Some people will not listen and take the broad path to destruction.
Still, it shows how idiotic are some contractors and the monolithic state owned companies.
Mind you the same goes for large electricity companies like Scottish and Southern Electric (SSE) in the UK. They are near the bottom of list for competency and efficiency which Covid 19 exposed big time.
2.1.4 Minister of Labour
In 2008, Mallard implemented a new tool to help small businesses manage hazards. The goal of the project was to improve workplace health and safety.
It is alleged that this ‘tool’ was in fact a Mr Trevor Mallard.
Health and safety now contradicted by vaccines poisoning people. Not very ‘elf & safety’ conscious is this ‘tool’.
2.1.5 Minister of Broadcasting
In July 2008, Mallard was critical of a TVNZ report into an assault by sports broadcaster, Tony Vietch, saying that the report lacked key details, such as not mentioning that an assault took place.
And the foot note link in Wikipedia says ‘page not found’. So perhaps this event did not occur at all. All very odd.
Tony doesn’t sound very nice. An anagram is ‘Thy Vietcon’. Perhaps this explains it.
Veitch sounds rather like ‘witch’. ‘It thy coven’ is an anagram of his name. Perhaps this also explains it.
2.2 Fifth National Government (2008–2017)
In February 2012, Mallard was accused of ticket scalping on Trade Me when he sold four tickets to the Homegrown music festival for a $246 profit. The MP had in 2006 initiated legislation, the Major Events Management Act 2007, prohibiting ticket scalping for major events (although Homegrown wasn’t classified as a “major event” so wasn’t covered). He later offered to refund the money he received for the tickets.
So Homegrown wasn’t classified as a “major event”. That’s nice. Have lots of small events so you can scalp tickets. Trev is clever, clever Trevor.
Except that he was caught out. No so clever Trevor then. One rule for me, one rule for them, the hoi polloi, the plebs.
2.3 Sixth Labour Government (2017–present)
Following the formation of a Labour-led coalition government with New Zealand First and the Green parties in October 2017,[25][26] Mallard was elected as Speaker of the House on 7 November following some contention from the opposition National Party over whether several of the new MPs had been sworn in.
Nowadays I dare say Trev is more likely to be sworn at rather than in.
In November 2017, Mallard announced that the New Zealand Parliament would be becoming more “baby friendly” while posing for a photo with fellow Labour MP Willow-Jean Prime’s baby Heeni. Such policies have included opening an atrium near the parliamentary chamber accessible to MPs’ children, giving carers and spouses the same security clearances as MPs, opening the Parliamentary swimming pool to the families of MPs and staff, updating the family room to have baby-feeding and changing facilities, and a proposed play area on Parliament’s lawn. On 22 August 2019, Mallard attracted media attention in New Zealand and abroad when he fed Labour MP Tamati Coffey’s infant son Tūtānekai Smith-Coffey during a parliamentary debate.
The parliament becomes more ‘baby friendly’ to accommodate the increasingly babyish behaviour of MP’s. This is the rise of ‘Baby-lon’ or the ‘Baby-Way’ as ‘lôn’ means lane in Welsh.
Of course, it is only a short jump to ‘loon’ which means mad. Need I say more?
Was he feeding the infant son coffee I wonder? Did the baby cough? Any thoughts?
In December 2019, it is claimed by former Auditor-General Martin Matthews that MPs from the Officers of Parliament committee, including former Speaker David Carter and current Speaker Trevor Mallard, had acted out of “political convenience”. Effectively undermining the office of the Auditor-General.
A “political convenience” is a toilet for MP’s etc. where you can have a crap if you wish.
A chamber pot has similar uses.
The chamber of the parliament is where MP’s debate and can talk crap if they want. This is quite frequent I understand. Some MP’s are quite mad. They are potty. Hence you have chamber potty for the crap (that many MP’s give forth).
I have seen that there have been complaints about the protesters ‘shitting’ on the lawn outside parliament. I assume they had a lisp. I don’t have a problem with people ‘shitting’ on the lawn with lisps.
I do however have a problem with MP’s ‘shitting’ in the chamber of parliament. They can go and ‘shit’ somewhere else and not waste taxpayers’ money.
During the 2020 New Zealand general election, Mallard was re-elected to Parliament on the Labour Party list. When the new Parliament assembled on 25 November, he was re-elected as Speaker without opposition.
Except of course he was in government, not the opposition. I gather Trevor was not elected by popular mandate as he did not stand in the ‘Hutt’. No doubt this was sensible as he probably would not have been elected.
Instead he was selected as the best candidate on the Labour Party list. The choice must have been extremely poor if he is the best they could offer. Doesn’t say much for the Labour Party.
After canvassing the views of Members of Parliament in late 2020, Speaker Mallard decided that Parliament would not revise its business attire dress code which required male Members to wear a jacket and tie, as there was “very little support for a change,” though he “personally loathed” ties.[40] On 9 February 2021, Mallard ejected Māori Party Co-Leader Rawiri Waititi from parliamentary proceedings after he defied Parliament’s business attire rule by wearing a Māori hei tiki neck tie instead of a formal necktie. On 10 February, Mallard announced that ties were no longer compulsory in Parliament following a Standing Orders Committee meeting where the majority voted in favour of the Māori Party’s submission calling for the elimination of neckties as part of Parliament’s business attire.
It all sounds a bit of a game to me. A tie breaker. Perhaps it ended in a draw. At least the ties have presumably ended up in the draw, or chest of drawers.
And as I say, ended in a draw or tie.
2.3.1 Rape allegation remarks, 2019–2020
In late January 2020, Mallard was sued by a Parliamentary worker who alleged that the Speaker had defamed him by claiming in May 2019 that a rapist was working at Parliament. The plaintiff has described these remarks as defamatory and untrue. The Parliamentary worker has hired Matthew McClelland QC and is seeking NZ$400,000 in general damages, NZ$50,000 in punitive damages and court costs. Mallard has hired the services of a Queen’s Counsel from Kensington Swan.
On 8 December 2020, Mallard apologised to the parliamentary staff member whom he accused of rape. Both parties now consider the matter closed. On 11 December, The New Zealand Herald and Stuff reported that Mallard’s defamation case involving the parliamentary staff member had cost NZ$333,000 (including an NZ$185,000 ex-gratia payment to the former staffer and more than $175,000 on legal fees). In response, National Party leader Judith Collins stated that her party had lost confidence in Mallard as Speaker of the House while the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union called on Mallard to reimburse taxpayers.
On 16 December, Mallard appeared before the Governance and Administration Select Committee where he apologised for calling the former parliamentary staffer a rapist. It was reported that the staffer was pursuing an employment case against Parliamentary Service, that had cost NZ$37,500 in legal fees so far. A member of the Taxpayer’s Union dressed in a pig’s mascot costume also held a mock invoice during the proceedings before being asked to leave due to an objection by Labour MP Duncan Webb.
On 9 February, the National Party unsuccessfully attempted to move a motion of no confidence in Speaker Mallard over his involvement in the rape allegations against the Parliament staffer. In early May 2021, Mallard drew controversy and media attention when he used parliamentary privilege to claim that the parliamentary staffer whom he had falsely accused of rape committed sexual assault during an exchange with National MPs Chris Bishop and Michael Woodhouse. Prime Minister Ardern criticised Mallard’s actions as “totally inappropriate” but rejected calls by the National and ACT parties to dismiss him from his position as Speaker.
I suspect this was merely all a case of misunderstanding what was said. Clever Trevor probably said the staffer was ‘therapist’, not ‘the rapist’. An easy mistake to make.
Perhaps Clever Trevor is therapist. Or a therapist. Or may be ‘there a pist’. Completely pist (sic).
The member of the Taxpayer’s Union dressed in a pig’s mascot was mistaken. He/she should have worn a duck’s costume. More logical for a Mallard of course.
2.3.2 Convoy 2022 NZ
In mid–February 2022 the Convoy 2022 New Zealand protesters established a makeshift camp outside the New Zealand Parliament to protest the Government’s COVID-19 mitigation and vaccination policies. As Speaker of the House, Mallard responded to the refusal of the protesters to vacate Parliament’s grounds by turning sprinklers on full and setting up loud speakers playing music and pro-vaccination messages. Mallard’s attempt to disperse protesters backfired and only stiffened their resolve to remain. Mallard was criticised for his actions by the opposition National and ACT parties. National’s COVID-19 spokesperson Chris Bishop criticised Mallard for antagonising the protesters further while ACT leader David Seymour remarked that Mallard “seems to be acting like a kid in a very adult situation.”
I assume backfired means Trev farted as he is the ‘farter of the house’ as previously mentioned.
On 16 February, the National Party said that it intended to lodge a motion of no confidence in Mallard over his handling of the Convoy 2022 protest and occupation in Wellington
My birthday! Did the motion get passed? ‘Passing a motion’ (ahem) sometimes occurs after farting I gather.
I can’t quite see how he squares what is obvious common sense with some of his other actions. Strange, very strange. World is quite mad nowadays though.
Worth looking more at stuff.co.nz website.
3 Personal life
Mallard announced his separation from wife Stephanie in June 2007 after 33 years of marriage. He has three children, one of whom is a Black Fern, Beth Mallard. On 29 December 2014, Mallard married journalist Jane Clifton. He is interested in outdoor recreation, including rugby and mountain biking.
Beth gets around a bit it seems. I assume as a ‘Black fern’ she is a mobile fern. Why not give her a call on her ‘fern’ as Inspector Clouseau might say.
He likes rugby. Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls. This may explain Trev’s behaviour, rather odd.
Women also play rugby. I believe they have to borrow the men’s’ balls as they don’t have them themselves, so I hear.
Beth Mallard looks like her father as far as I can tell. She plays rugby. If you should decide to call her on her mobile ‘fern’ you can ask if she borrows her odd shaped balls from her father.
Anagrams
His full name again is Trevor Colin Mallard – 18 letters
There are 12 individual letters of the alphabet so still reasonably significant.
Related to allometric: allometric growth . This is esentially The disproportionate growth of a part or parts of an organism as the organism changes in size.
This no doubt explains the odd-shaped balls referred to earlier.
Crematoria – this may relate to burning of evidence. Such as cremating those who died, by, with or from Covid 19 (allegedly).
But not ‘vindscreen vipers’ as found on German cars.
Demoniacal – self-explanatory
Eradicator – and what, pray, is he trying to eradicate? The public’s memory of wasted taxpayers’ money perhaps which he hasn’t paid back. Like his salary for being a less than adequate speaker?
Do look it up, most interesting. Females suffer more than males for some reason it seems. Not sure this is really true though. They may just call it something different. This always help to ‘divide and rule’ as they say.
Oratorical – what else do you expect from a speaker. Not sure that oratory is Trevor’s greatest skill however.
Railroader – to do with trains, see picture earlier.
Vacillated – I believe he has.
Vacillator – I believe he is.
Alienator – I believe he is.
Armadillo – I always want to say ‘Armadildo’ for some strange reason. In Trev’s case perhaps ‘I’m a dildo’ more suitable.
Avoidance – won’t speak to protesters despite being speaker.
Canoodler – I’m not too bothered about what he gets up to in his spare time, but who is he canoodling with? Jacinda Ardern?
Carnivore – what does he like eating?
Cartooned – somebody should do some cartoons, but I haven’t seen anything yet.
A cavernoma is a cluster of abnormal blood vessels, usually found in the brain and spinal cord.
They’re sometimes known as cavernous angiomas, cavernous hemangiomas, or cerebral cavernous malformation (CCM).
A typical cavernoma looks like a raspberry. It’s filled with blood that flows slowly through vessels that are like “caverns”.
Looks like a raspberry. Mmm…blow Trevor a raspberry then. Or several raspberries. This is sticking your tongue out, like the traditional Maori greeting. Ask some Maoris if they wouldn’t mind obliging. Or your kids.
(Classical Myth & Legend) classical myth a sycophant forced by Dionysius, tyrant of Syracuse, to sit under a sword suspended by a hair to demonstrate that being a king was not the happy state Damocles had said it was.
An abnormal desire to give presents. Like vaccines perhaps. Lots of people like them though for some strange reason.
Laodicean – ‘I know your deeds; you are neither cold nor hot. How I wish you were one or the other! So because you are lukewarm— neither hot nor cold— I am about to vomit you out of My mouth!’ This is written about this church in the book of Revelation. I recommend reading the rest of this in the bible.
Maladroit – Marked by a lack of adroitness; inept. Of a quality opposed to adroitness; clumsy; awkward; unskillful. inept; clumsy; awkward;
Says it all.
Medicator – well I don’t believe he is injecting anyone personally, but …
Moderator – if only!
Moratoria – ‘delaying or suspension of activity’. Like mandates. If only!
Moronical – of course
Over claim – that the vaccines work at all for public good. They don’t of course.
Overtrain – don’t think Trev’s been trained for very much myself.
Redaction – what has he blotted out?
Rodential – rat like. Who’d believe it?
Caroline – a girlfriend?
Catriona – another girlfriend?
Clarinda – another one Trevor? Oo, you devil! (see ‘devil’ later)
Clotilda – possibly a rather stupid girlfriend.
Cordelia – 5 in a row, wow!
Cardinal – as in Vatican pushing vaccines? Don’t forget, ‘vaccination’ is anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’.
Caveator – buyer beware. Of the vaccines etc. They are not what they seem.
Clitoral – related to his girlfriends I assume.
Colander – full of holes.
Comedian – ha, ha very funny I don’t think.
Conamore – As opposed to conaless. So more conning of hapless public.
Contrive – to con more of course
Corroder – of public morals
Daniella – another girlfriend
Dartmoor – a prison for him and his cronies.
Democrat – his cronies.
Demoniac – noted
Demotion – should have happened years ago. Why didn’t it?
Deviator – from the truth.
Divorcer – you couldn’t make this up!
Elianora – how many girlfriends is it now for goodness sake??
Idolater – who or what does he worship? Not the Most High that’s for sure.
Lancelot – well we know about Lancelot (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
Lovelorn – with so many girlfriends are we surprised.
Madelina – Gordon Benett, another one!
Montreal – in touch with Mr Turdeau are we?
Microdot – proof positive. He’s a spy!
Romancer – with all those girlfriends I should think so.
Rotarian – does he belong to this society?
Tandoori – favourite food?
Toreador – a load of bull.
Tricolour – blame the French
Macron – blame Macron, he’s French.
Vandal – yes.
Veronica – not again?!
Violated – his responsibilities and the health of others
Orville canard mort L – canard is ‘duck’ in French. Mort is ‘dead’ in French. Therefore we have Orville the dead duck!!!
Mort L sounds like ‘mortal’. Al is related to angel. A mortal is a dead angel.
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armored Calvin troll
arnold clitoral Merv
arrival cloned mortl
Carlton Dior Marvell
Mr Vatican doll Errol – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Vatican droll role – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Devil Aral ctrl moron
Devil macron rat roll
What more can one say?? He clearly has a serious problem.
Summary
After all that you are not convinced that Trevor ‘duck the issues’ Mallard is really not that clever, then I think there is no hope for you.
Whilst the anagrams may seem merely amusing, there are so many that one must wonder especially in the light of his other misdemeanours.
He is completely quackers, mad, moronic, makes you vomit, a rat, a troll, the list is endless it seems. And most of these words are in his name!
In short, a dead duck.
And New Zealanders have put up with him for so long. Why for goodness sake?? So for goodness sake get rid of him and your moronic government [don’t forget Jacinda Ardern was brought up a moron (sic)] before any more damage is done.
I will leave you with Ian Dury and the Blockheads lyrics to ‘”Clevor Trever”
Just ‘cos I ain’t never had no nothing worth having never ever never, ever
You ain’t got no call not to think I wouldn’t I’m fall into thinking that I ain’t too, clever
And it ain’t not having one thing nor not another either neither is it anything, whatever
And it’s not not knowing that there ain’t nothing showing and I answer to the name, of Trevor
However
Just ‘cos I ain’t never said no nothing worth saying never ever never never, ever
Things have got read into what I never said till me mouth becomes me head which ain’t not all that, clever
And it’s not not saying one thing nor not another either neither is it anything I haven’t said, whatever
And it ain’t not proving that my mind ain’t moving and I answer to the name, of Trevor
However
Knock me down with a feather, Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever
Either have they got, nor neither haven’t not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain’t had
Such stupidiness is mad
‘Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add
To a load of old toot
And I ain’t half not half glad ‘cos there’s nowhere to put it even if I had
I’m a bit of a Jack the Lad
Knock me down with a feather, Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever
Either have they got, nor neither haven’t not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Also, it takes much longer to get up North, the slow way
A link if you wish to listen.
P.S. For further research/consideration if you wish.
Apparently according to the Met Office this will be called Corrie. Please note the Met Office is the Meteorological Office, not the office of the Metropolitan Police who could not currently predict a slip up on a banana skin, even if it was on the pavement right in front of their collective noses.
‘Hay was proceedin’ along hin an hordely fashion when I espied someone walkin’ on the cracks in the paving stones. Oi shouted out ‘Oi’ and running towards the offender oi..arrrrrgh!…’
No, not policeman plod, but the weather forecaster which by and large does an excellent job (in my humble opinion). Unlike Boris the Spider who is confusing all of us, right, left and centre.
Deliberately of course, even he is not that stupid. Unlike a large proportion of the general public in the UK, who don’t realise that the government have issued guidance for the gullible (at gov.uk) who can’t think for themselves.
From this you might be forgiven for thinking Storm Barra has not hit, but it did, on Tuesday 7th December. Interestingly, this is the day that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour. Mmm, didn’t I mention something significant would happen that day?
Okay, so I said it was the USA, but it’s the thought that counts, isn’t it? Anyway, for some reason the Japanese have been thought of as yellow skinned. This link is interesting together with the comments.
Then I found it. Apparently, we can blame a German professor from the 19th century.
Johann Friedrich Blumenbach (1752–1840), one of the founders of what some call scientific racism theories, came up with the five color typology for humans: white people (the Caucasian or white race), more or less black people (the Ethiopian or black race), yellow people (the Mongolian or yellow race), cinnamon-brown or flame colored people (the American or red race) and brown people (the Malay or brown race). Blumenbach listed the “races” in a hierarchic order of physical similarities: Caucasian, followed by American, followed by Mongolian, followed by Malayan, followed by Ethiopian.
In reality I suggest you double check on poor Johann Blumenbach as his Wikipedia entry indicates he did not racially divide the human race, but proposed that because of a degenerative process, skin colours varied. More research is required but, I believe he did some great work.
I would blame the Kaiser and Hermann Knackfuss (see later).
Anyway, whatever the reason, probably because the Yellow River flows into the Yellow Sea and therefore the peoples around these areas are the Yellow people…, hang on, that is the reason, duh!
Honestly, Baldmichael, you are a bit slow sometimes!
Where was I? Oh yes, so the Japanese are the Yellow people or a branch thereof. It is therefore of note that the Met Office were warning of yellow wind!!!
There was also the threat of yellow snow. This normally occurs when people are caught short and have to ‘go’ outside and ‘Water the garden’ as it were. If it has snowed, then yellow snow is a consequence.
As regards the Japanese it seems some people thought them a ‘Yellow Peril’.
To justify European cultural hegemony, the Kaiser used the allegorical lithograph Peoples of Europe, Guard Your Most Sacred Possessions (1895), by Hermann Knackfuss, to communicate his geopolitics to other European monarchs. The lithograph depicts Germany as the leader of Europe, personified as a “prehistoric warrior-goddesses being led by the Archangel Michael against the ‘yellow peril’ from the East”, which is represented by “dark cloud of smoke [upon] which rests an eerily calm Buddha, wreathed in flame”. Politically, the Knackfuss lithograph allowed Kaiser Wilhelm II to believe he prophesied the imminent race war that would decide global hegemony in the 20th century.
Well, seeing the Kaiser Wilhelm II was a nutcase with a stuffed bird on his helmet (see Why are so many German cities Bad?) are we surprised?
All of which explains why the Japanese invaded Pearl Harbour and, as history is repeating itself 80 years later as I have been saying, why the Met Office had to issue a yellow wind warning.
Storm Barra was preceded by Storm Arwen. Arwen was the female elf who married Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Storm Arwen hit the UK around 26-27th November. Arwen comes up as underlined with a wiggly red line in Word, which I use to type out my draft posts. Or should that be daft posts??
Anyway, if I check possible alternative spellings, the top one is Arden. For some strange reason this makes me think of someone with a similar name. Who could that be I wonder? Mmm. Oh yes, dearest Jacinda Ardern of course who is trying to bugger up run New Zealand into the ground.
Sorry about that, mistakes will happen. Including Jacinda Ardern. In any event, she was at it again on the 26th and 27th November this year.
I see that storm Barra will be followed by Storm Corrie. I am not sure what this will be representative of, but quite possibly there will be a disaster in Coronation Street, the well-known Mancunian soap series that has been running for decades.
Mancunian has to do with Manchester, UK and nothing to do with Manchuria. At least I can’t see a connection, but no doubt there is one somewhere.
As it was jolly cold in the north as a consequence of Storm Barra, I had thought the next one should have been called Storm Crikeyitscoldoutthere or Storm Calamity or Storm Carn’tgetanyworsecanit.
Sadly not, but then I didn’t suggest these to the Met Office. Another time may be.
As regards Storm Barra, there was extensive damage and disruption, just like at Pearl Harbour, but only one death thankfully (as far as I can tell).
Venetia Smith, 80, went missing from her home in Blandford, Dorset, this morning, prompting her family to call the police.
The elderly woman was tragically found in the River Stour after her stroller was spotted at a bridge crossing near a supermarket.
This is extremely sad, but does seem odd that she should be out in a storm. Couldn’t someone have done her shopping if she was going to the supermarket? Or was she just going for some fresh air? You know a bit of a blow.
She certainly was made of tough stuff if she could brave the elements with a stroller. But doesn’t seem terribly sensible. Perhaps she had just had her ‘booster’ vaccine shot and she was invigorated and just bombed along.
Or, more likely, the shot gave her hallucinations and she went a bit peculiar as one would. Did she drown, or did she die by, with, from Covid 19 as most seem to do nowadays?
But I take my hat off to her (please excuse the bald patch), and offer my sincere condolences to the family. R.I.P. Venetia, all will be well in the end.
Perhaps I might round off this post with a piece of sandpaper…..On second thoughts a few words instead.
Barra is Bar-Ra or ‘Son of the father’ among other things. In fact, well worth looking into this in much more detail.
Or in Spanish, a rod, perhaps in iron, or a stick.
Or perhaps a cross bar, like the bar on the cross, strictly the ‘T’ bar that Jesus Christ hung on.
Or, as it is close to barrow, like a long barrow, a place where the dead are laid to rest as Jesus was.
I see it is said that Barra, an island in the Outer Hebrides, is considered by some the most beautiful island, although what the competition was I don’t know. It does look lovely though.
Barra could even be a wheel barrow. Obvious really, if you a London Cockney you would call a wheel barrow, a barra.
Or if you are me, you would say a barrow that is truly a barrow, is a ‘wheel’ (real) barra!!
And Storm Barra came wheeling in from the Atlantic, a real, wheeling Barra!!!
But wait there’s more (please no more). It brought snow and ice. Therefore it was a ‘brrrr’ Barra!
Barra sounds and is very close to bara. In welsh this is ‘bread’. Which brings me back to Jesus, the Bread of Life which He said of Himself.
We are drawing close to Christmas, when many in the world celebrate the birth of Jesus. Whilst the day is certainly not (so I am told) the day He was born on, He is said to be a king. Why shouldn’t a king have more than one birthday?
After all, Elizabeth II, queen of England etc., has an official and a real birthday.
So as you gear up for Christmas if you celebrate it in some way, give some thought to Jesus, the bread of life, who is the heavenly Father’s beautiful Boy.
Christmas is an official holiday for many. Personally, I consider every day with Jesus is a holiday.
There is a hill on Barra, the highest, called Heaval in English. Rather like heaven, even heaven’s al or angel. There is a statue of Mary holding up Jesus as a baby. Now I don’t go with statuary of this kind, it doesn’t represent all that Jesus is, and misleads many.
But it does show Jesus holding a star, the star of the sea perhaps. Jesus is called a bright morning star. A star is associated with His birth.
Storms may come and storms will go. Jesus came a long time ago then went away again. He did say he would be back though.
More on that another time. For now I will say for me, every day’s a holiday with Jesus.
How about you?
P.S. If you should think that the government can cancel your Christmas, do think again please. See G is for…..guidance for more help if you really are struggling.
If you think it is a good idea to have a vaccine, please see here V is for…..Vaccination
If you don’t think at all, I can’t help you as you are almost certainly dead.
It is time I lent a hand in New Zealand. They are struggling a bit. This post is long but split into subheadings following those in the Wikipedia link below.
For those that don’t know, Jacinda Ardern is leader of the Labour Party; she has been prime minister of New Zealand since 2017. And full of zeal for her country it seems. This is the main Wikipedia link.
But how shall we approach her here? Sensibly or not so sensibly? Why not both. I can see some opportunities here for a bit of teasing and I think she deserves it. Any leader worth their salt needs teasing anyway.
Salt is good and adds flavour, but I am not sure she is flavour of the month to some people.
Well, she looks quite pretty to me as a man (I mean I am a man, not her!), although her teeth are rather dominant. She has quite a mouthful. Still, I can say in all honesty that I will seek to tell the ‘tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!’
Meaning behind the name
Her full name is Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern. This is quite a mouthful, again reminding me of her teeth.
Jacinda – means Hyacinth. This is because a ‘j’ can be used liked an ‘I’ or a ‘y’, and ‘d’ like a ‘th’. Hence ‘Yacintha’ or ‘Hyacintha’ or ‘Hyacinth’.
The hyacinth flower name has a most interesting meaning. In Greek mythology, Apollo the sun god and Zephyr the god of the west wind compete for a young boy’s affections. At one point Apollo is teaching Hyakinthos how to throw the discus and Zephyr gets so angry that he blows a gust of wind in Apollo’s direction, which sends the discus hurling back in the direction of Hyakinthos, striking and killing him. Apollo, brokenhearted, notices that a flower springs up from the blood that was spilled and names the flower hyacinth in honor of the boy. This symbol of the hyacinth flower has remained pretty simple throughout history.
And perhaps Jacinda Ardern is pretty simple. Some would say simply stupid.
Kate – means ‘pure or chaste’. Chased by whom it doesn’t explain. Probably by those who want to ask her why she trashed the New Zealand economy over a few cases of the ‘flu.
Laurell – means the evergreen tree, a crown of its leaves being used as an honour.
Interestingly, Luella is a part anagram and this means in essence ‘warrior of light’ so makes sense of the crown imagery.
Allure is also a part anagram and means attractive as a warrior of light would be.
Whether in Jacinda’s case this means light as in giving light in dark places, light as in lightness of touch and gentle, or light as in insubstantial may be debateable.
I make it the last one myself.
Ardern
The derivation of this surname might be gleaned from this link.
After trashing the economy will there be any arrows (a.k.a. money) to shoot at the target?
Still, if everybody decided to do everything for free perhaps that wouldn’t matter.
Full name anagrams
Reincarnated – I don’t believe in reincarnation as such, but who could she have been before I wonder? Possibly Hillaire Belloc’s Matilda who told such awful lies. Like Jacinda tells about Covid 19.
Cardinalate – as in the rank of a Cardinal in the Catholic Church, and cardinal is red, like her dresses and politics. Is the Catholic Church behind her?
Neurenteric – Of or pertaining to both the neuron and the enteron apparently. I assume this related to the moron, see later, heading below.
Relaundered – what is she laundering? Money perhaps.
Alienated – might be becoming true although she has been very popular.
Unclean – despite being laundered. But she also can be clean. So perhaps both at the same time. So perhaps she is confused. That makes better sense. See later too.
Aaren cardinal jelled kraut – German and Catholic links, makes sense.
Dark red Canaanite Judea Jl – reminds you of what the Caananites got up to in Judea. Red reminds you communism, and of blood, the blood of the children sacrificed to Moloch. Similar to abortion which she has supported.
Jacinda Ardern is a Leo and was born in The Year of the Monkey. So does this make her proud as a lion which is monkeying around?
Apparently she was brought up a Moron (sic), so that makes sense.
She went to Moronsville (sic) college. That makes sense too.
She worked at a local fish-and-chip shop. Just like Cressida Dick, this may explain similarities between the two. Both not up the jobs they are in now.
She gained a Bachelor of Communication Studies (BCS) in politics and public relations. So nothing useful then.
She worked in a soup kitchen for a time. It is rumoured she was known as the soup dragon whilst there. See The Clangers, a children’s program from the late 1960’s/early 1970’s.
Ever since she has been dropping clangers.
Ardern moved to London, England where she became a senior policy adviser in an 80-person policy unit of British prime minister, Tony Bliar (sic). This explains a lot. Employ a Moron (sic) as a senior policy advisor (despite being a ‘junior’ in age).
Ardern was also seconded to the UK Home Office to help with a review of policing in England and Wales. The one who was ‘firsted ‘didn’t want to go so they made do with second best.
This may explain why Cressida Dick got where she did. I have done a post on her too. Link at the end if you are interested.
Parents
These are Ross and Laurell Ardern. They were both morons (sic) too which is why Jacinda was brought up a moron (sic) of course.
But they do look decent sort of people from the photographs. Perhaps appearances can be deceiving.
Apparently he was High Commissioner of New Zealand to Niue, an island about 101 sq. miles in extent so equivalent to roughly 10 miles long by 10 miles wide for those whose maths is not very good. This includes Jacinda I expect.
He also served as Niue’s director of prisons and director of immigration.
The population was 1,784 at the last census in 2017 so I am told. It is 1,755 miles from New Zealand.
The population is about the size of a large village. So perhaps the prison there is like a village lockup in England.
The prison is currently less secure than a village lockup. Here is a picture of a village lockup as an example which is in Wheatley, near Oxford, England. It looks more substantial. Perhaps they should send their felons there.
I understand the roof leaks on the Niue prison. Perhaps the current chief of Police should find a solid piece of corrugated iron and repair it himself, as it doesn’t seem the New Zealand government will pay the price of having someone do it for him.
He may be too busy of course, as no doubt crime is rampant among the 1,784 inhabitants. Social distancing not being observed, not wearing masks, that sort of thing.
They talk about high security prison. Perhaps they need a new door with a padlock.
I have been rather distracted. Anyway, Ross Ardern was based in Samoa for a while, about 2,028 miles from New Zealand.
I believe he was last reported in Tokelau which is 4 sq. miles in extent over three atolls. It has a population of 1,499 according to the census in 2016.
And it is 2,046 miles from New Zealand.
It does rather seem that he is trying to get as far from the mainland of New Zealand as possible without leaving the country as it were. And to a place where the land mass is shrinking.
There are unsubstantiated rumours that his next posting will be to a 10 foot square rock in the Pacific somewhere, but that seems rather silly.
But then there is no accounting for moronity.
There is no airstrip on Tokelau and no helicopter connection, so the only physical link to the outside world is by boat. It is not clear whether this is due to Jacinda not wanting to see him or vice versa.
There is no prison on the atolls. I suppose it is rather difficult to get off the islands, so perhaps that is why.
No single right is more important than others. Human rights are connected and cannot be viewed isolated from each other – they are indivisible.
That seems very good. However, I prefer to stress responsibility rather than rights; we are all responsible to each other, our neighbours, to love one another.
It then says this.
All kinds of discrimination based on social origin, gender, ethnic background, religion, ability, sexual orientation or abibility are a violation of the human rights.
Including the ability to use grammar, spell and proof read it seems. Still, it’s the thought that counts.
Jacinda wasn’t the president at the time of publication of the booklet so perhaps this sub-heading was a waste of time.
On the other hand perhaps Jacinda has been elected prime minister on the same basis. You know, not discriminating on the grounds of ability or even abibility. It happens a lot nowadays.
Leader of the Opposition
I note this.
During the protest, one farmer displayed a sign calling Ardern a “pretty communist”. This was criticised as misogynistic by former Prime Minister Helen Clark.
I assume Helen Clark was also brought up a Moron (sic), however. Being pretty is not misogynistic. Being a communist is not misogynistic (although it is stupid, but that’s another matter).
It is rumoured that the farmer later apologised and said he meant to say she was a ‘pretty ugly communist’ and ‘would that make Helen Clark happier?’ I understand Helen was not available for comment (but this is only a rumour).
The above article is hard hitting. Someone else thinks she’s a communist.
First term (2017–2020)
She went full term for her first term but was part time for a while due to maternity leave to have her daughter. It is not clear if she went full term for the birth of her daughter or whether this was also part time for a while.
I assume she went into labour in the usual fashion. She is of course leader of the Labour party. I don’t know if she went into the Labour party in the usual fashion. If anybody has any information, please could they let me know.
What would have happened if the communists invaded is anybody’s guess.
Hang on, silly me, they already have.
Domestic affairs
Apparently
…planned tax cuts were cancelled, saying instead it would prioritise expenditure on healthcare and education.
So they decided to reallocate resources and not reduce taxation. Did the electorate know this before they voted for her and the Labour party?
I gather Jacinda has used canapiss in the past. I think I have misspelled that. Some people may think she still uses it. Cana-piss is also known as ‘wee-d’. Again this makes sense.
Foreign affairs
I gather that foreign relations between Australia and New Zealand are also referred to as Trans-Tasman relations.
I thought Trans-Tasman relations are those who were once Torpedo and Anti-Submarine warfare men who became Torpedo and Anti-Submarine warfare women.
This just goes to show how wrong you can be.
Apparently ‘In 2020 Ardern criticised Australia’s policy of deporting New Zealanders, many of whom had lived in Australia but had not taken up Australian citizenship, as “corrosive” and damaging to Australia–New Zealand relations.’
It seems that ‘New Zealanders in Australia previously had immediate access to Australian welfare benefits and were sometimes characterised as bludgers.’
I thought bludgers were what they used in quidditch. This just goes to show how wrong you can be.
Still, not very tactful on Australia’s part. Jacinda seems to have made a fair point.
I have extracted the following, removed the reference links and paragraphed it to make it easier to read. Check the original if you wish.
In mid-February 2021, Prime Minister Ardern criticised the Australian Government’s decision to revoke dual New Zealand–Australian national Suhayra Aden’s Australian citizenship. Aden was an ISIS bride who had migrated from New Zealand to Australia at the age of six, acquiring Australian citizenship.
She subsequently traveled (sic) to Syria to live in the Islamic State. On 15 February 2021, Aden and two of her children were detained by Turkish authorities after illegally crossing the border.
Australian Prime Minister Morrison defended the decision to revoke Aden’s citizenship, citing legislation stripping dual nationals of their Australian citizenship if they were engaged in terrorist activities.
Following a phone conversation, Ardern and Morrison agreed to work together in the “spirit of the relationship” to address what the former described as “quite a complex legal situation.”
In late May 2021, Morrison defended the revocation of Aden’s citizenship but indicated that Canberra was open to allowing her children to settle in Australia. In mid–August 2021, Aden and her children were repatriated to New Zealand.
Anyway, the long and the short of it is that we have what I call an ‘Ardern of Aden’ situation. As opposed to Garden of Eden situation.
Christchurch mosque shootings
This is recorded of Jacinda.
In an address at the Parliament, she declared she would never say the name of the attacker: “Speak the names of those who were lost rather than the name of the man who took them … he will, when I speak, be nameless.” From
Why she thought she should not say the attackers name is unclear. Perhaps she forgot his name. Here it is, I don’t mind saying it. Brenton Tarrant.
The article says he is Australian. Perhaps this is why she thought he should be nameless; don’t upset the Australians as this may piss them off.
After all if Australia is going to get some nuclear submarines and there are a lot more Australians than New Zealanders, this shows discretion and tact.
Or possibly fear, one or the other.
There is a picture of Jacinda which is described by the Guardian as an ‘image of hope’.
She looks rather miserable to me. I am not very hopeful as a result. Perhaps it is just me.
Apparently the image of her ‘…hugging a member of the Christchurch Muslim community with the word “peace” in English and Arabic was projected onto the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building.’
This is in Dubai. It is rumoured that the economy of Dubai will collapse. Whether the two events are related is unclear.
It has also been rumoured that the image was that of the beast of Revelation. ‘Peace, peace and there is no peace’. Someone may be taking the peace (sic) of course.
COVID-19 pandemic
In mid-April 2020, two applicants filed a lawsuit at the Auckland High Court against Ardern and several government officials including Director-General of Health Ashley Bloomfield, claiming that the lockdown imposed as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic infringed on their freedoms and was made for “political gain”. The lawsuit was dismissed by Justice Mary Peters of the Auckland High Court.
It may not be significant but I found this re a judgement of Mary Peters in 2012.
In the 2020 general election, Ardern led her party to a landslide victory, winning an overall majority of 65 seats in the 120-seat House of Representatives, and 50 per cent of the party vote. She also retained the Mount Albert electorate by a margin of 21,246 votes. Ardern credited her victory to her government’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic and the economic impacts it has had.
‘Yet for squashing Covid-19 flat, Ardern’s New Zealand has paid a terrible economic price. In the second quarter GDP fell by 12.2 per cent. That’s smaller than Britain’s fall, but it is a horrendous collapse considering the far lighter footprint of coronavirus in New Zealand.’
So perhaps New Zealanders just love economic collapse. There are a lot of sheep in New Zealand. This may explain things.
Whether this term will go into Labour after a full term will depend on the voters of New Zealand. Unless of course voting is suspended due to Covid 19 and her majesty allows it. I am speaking of Jacinda Ardern of course, not Elizabeth II. See political views later.
Domestic affairs
‘On 2 December 2020, Ardern declared a climate change emergency in New Zealand’
and
‘However, climate activist Greta Thunberg said about Jacinda Ardern “It’s funny that people believe Jacinda Ardern and people like that are climate leaders. That just tells you how little people know about the climate crisis … the emissions haven’t fallen.” ’
Well, if the great Greta Thundermountain has spoken or thundered like this, who are we to argue?
I find reference to a ‘Bright Line Test’. I thought this was a minimum standard for those entering politics in New Zealand, especially for prime ministers. Apparently not, it has something to do with property.
Anyway, looks like an intelligence test for politicians is not on the cards, so Jacinda should be in the clear.
On 14 June 2021, Ardern confirmed that the New Zealand Government would formally apologise for the Dawn Raids at the Auckland Town Hall on 26 June 2021.
Her father was apparently involved in the dawn raids. This may be another reason for him to be as far away from his daughter as possible.
COVID-19 pandemic
On 12 December 2020, Prime Minister Ardern and Cook Islands prime minister Mark Brown announced that a travel bubble between New Zealand and the Cook Islands would be established in 2021, allowing two-way quarantine-free travel between the two countries.
It is rumoured that this will be known as ‘The South Sea Bubble’. This may remind you of the one in 1720 which resulted in a financial crash in the UK.
There are various comments under the article. It is quite obvious that it was way too early to praise Jacinda’ handling of the crisis at only a few weeks in.
It is quite obvious that in fact Jacinda Ardern’s coronavirus response has been a masterclass in a leadership in crisis.
Or ‘How to cripple an economy in one easy lesson’.
That’s nice. Woken up at last have we, Jacinda. I knew this last year. Still, that’s what you get for being brought up a Moron (sic).
I see in the article it reported that opposition legislator Chris Bishop has said ‘…the government had no clear strategy to deal with the outbreak other than total surrender.’
So at last a bishop talking some sense. Pity the bishops in the C of E in England can’t do the same.
Foreign affairs
There seems to be a rather on-off relationship with Australia. As has been written:
‘These are the words of the Amen, the faithful and true Witness, the Originator of God’s creation. I know your deeds; you are neither cold nor hot. How I wish you were one or the other!’
Quite. Please make your mind up Australia and New Zealand, it is confusing for everyone.
Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin criticised the Australian and New Zealand governments for interfering in Chinese domestic affairs.
I assume that now the Australian and New Zealand governments are now in Wenbin’s sinbin.
Whether Wenbin is related to Osama Bin Laden is unclear. Perhaps the Bin was already too full, or laden.
To be honest looking at what is reported about Jacinda in Wikipedia she seems to have made some sensible comments. Who’d have thought it, eh?
As the psychologist Jonathan Haidt revealed in The Righteous Mind, we wish for things to be true, and no amount of counter-evidence will change our minds. Ardern is lucky that humans have this mental bug because on practically every single metric her administration has failed.
And New Zealand has been buggered. That is, the population has been infected by the mental bug. What else did you think I meant?
Political views
In September 2017, Ardern said she wanted New Zealand to have a debate on removing the monarch of New Zealand as its head of state.
I imagine this is because she wants to be Queen instead. I found this extracted from
Along with sloganeering, Ardern shamelessly ego-strokes her important people by muddling up their names and titles. Chris Hipkins is referred to as Minister Hipkins instead of the Minister for Covid Response and Ashley Bloomfield as Director Bloomfield instead of his title which is Director-General of Health. It’s a subtle little manoeuvre designed to delegate kudos to the unfortunate person whose authority attaches to the role rather than the person.
If she can do it for her cronies, she presumably hopes they can address her as ‘Your majesty’ one day.
Ardern has described herself as a social democrat, a progressive, a republican and a feminist,…
I describe her as confused. I can be polite you know.
It is recorded she has gone on to say.
“I have always described myself as a Democratic Socialist”,
Watch: Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says Budget 2021 is ‘a real milestone for us’
I think she meant ‘a real millstone for us’. Perhaps New Zealand will sink into the sea never to rise again. That would be a pity as I have yet to visit the beautiful country. Could you wait a bit please before sinking?
Public image
Ardern has been described as a celebrity politician.
Others are not quite so polite.
What her father thinks is not recorded as far as I am aware.
Honours
In 2020, she was listed by Prospect as the second-greatest stinker (sic) for the COVID-19 era.
A beetle (Mediocre-ema (sic) jacinda) has been named after her, and an ant (found in Saudi Arabia, Tomato-gaster (sic) jacindae,). I assume tomato as she likes wearing red. Both beetles, ants and tomatoes can be squashed quite easily.
I can’t reach New Zealand with my feet as much as I would like to. Please could somebody do this for me. Many thanks in ant-icipation.
Religious views
Apparently she supports gay rights. I am not sure what is wrong with being gay or happy as I understand it to mean. But then I don’t go out much at the moment so perhaps it means something else now.
She doesn’t see herself as being a member of an organised religion again. Unless perhaps she is running it of course, but that’s only my humble opinion.
On the other hand Jacindamania is a thing and many seem to worship the ground she walks on. So maybe she is running one already.
Family
Her partner is Clarke Gayford. This explains the ‘gay’ rights I suppose, but seems biased as she should support everybody’s rights, not just her partner.
They have a baby daughter ‘Neve Te Aroha’. It seems ‘Neve is an anglicised form of the Irish name Niamh, meaning ‘bright’; Aroha is Māori for ‘love’, and Te Aroha is a mountain in the Kaimai Range, near Ardern’s home town of Morrinsville.’
So ‘bright’ and ‘love’, good things indeed. Let’s hope she is brought up to fulfil her name, and not a Moron (sic) like her mother.
Summary
Well, overall I think we have a good example of having a Moron (sic) in control. Whether Jacinda is a sick Moron (sic) remains to be seen. Anyway, I don’t think she has had Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu until re-branding last year.
In reality she has not been up to the job. Her policy of zero tolerance of Covid 19 has not worked. You can’t fight the ‘flu my dear, not unless you realise that is what it is.
She has however managed to trash New Zealand’s economy. She has taken New Zealander’s ‘ard ern-ed money and wasted it!
She reminds me rather of Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire cat. Will she disappear leaving only her grin to remind you of the mess in which she has left New Zealand?
I am sure that you won’t want another meal as big as Jacinda Ardern for a while, but when you next visit us you may like this. Cressida Dick.
And in case you forgot and wanted to check, this is Hillaire Belloc’s wonderful poem about a liar called Matilda and the consequences of crying wolf, or lying.
The Tree of Life 