A typical church service according to the Covid Cult

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: Please note a few words may be too strong for some of an overrefined nature, and the nature of the subject may upset a few. But if you like a laugh at the enemy’s expense then go ahead.

24th April, 2022

I thought I ought to expose the goings on behind the scenes of those enthusiastically embracing the Covid 19 narrative, that it will kill us all if we don’t anti-social distance, mask up, vaccinate etc.

As Covid 19 is the latest brand name for the ‘flu, or internal toxicosis of the body, the latest version being the moronic or omicron variety.

In France of course it is the ‘Ma cronic’ variety, or ‘O Macron’ as in Emmanuel, the ‘My God, is he still with us?’ sort.

In French this is ‘Mon Dieu, est-il toujours avec nous?’

Anyway, the following is in the present tense as the service takes place in well-ventilated tents, suitable spaced, and connected by multiplex screens so that the relevant minister can be seen and heard but not touched in case of transmission of the lurgy.

It should be noted that the minister is one of many belonging to that upper elite strata of the Lurgy. This is as opposed to the Lye people who have believed the lie that Covid 19 is a monster which will engulf us all.

“Your undercover reporter sidles into a service, avoiding the sides men/women. He observes the following signs and wonders.

‘The congregation shall be arranged in tiers, with level 1 the elites, level 2 the uncivil serpents, doctors of all types, lawyers  or lyers as they are more commonly knows,  level 3 nurses and teachers and level 4 the serpent minions or plebs.’

‘Traffic light system will be in operation subject to alert level. Current status; yellow’

N.B. I should explain that the colour meanings are as follows:

Red (MSN danger status) – this means the Chinese communists are due any minute, and MSN have told us so and you should believe everything they tell you without thinking as we at gov.uk have done it for you..

Yellow (coward status) – this is the fear that the communists are coming, so sticking your head in the sand and ignoring good advice is essential whilst a nurse sticks a needle in your bottom.

Green (sick planet status) – this means Greta Thunberg is coming and everything is hunky dory man as long as we get rid of farting cows etc.

Your intrepid reporter takes a suitably sanitised seat (there is a sign on each chair saying ‘Please take a moment to kneel down and spray – please use the hand sanitiser provided.’

He takes up the large booklet in front of him and follows the service as it progresses. Please note this is based on the following from The Church of England website.

Original text in italics, Covid Cult version underneath. Ignore italics if you are familiar with the C of E version.

https://www.churchofengland.org/prayer-and-worship/worship-texts-and-resources/book-common-prayer/order-morning-prayer

The Order for Morning Prayer

The Order for Mourning Prayer

The Order for Morning Prayer daily throughout the year

The Order for Mourning Prayer daily throughout the year

At the beginning of Morning Prayer the Minister shall read with a loud voice some one or more of these Sentences of the Scriptures that follow. And then he shall say that which is written after the said Sentences.

At the beginning of Mourning Prayer (or Daily Briefings) the Minister (or Prime Minister) shall read with a loud voice some one or more of these Sentences of the Regulations that follow. And then he shall say that which is written after the said Sentences.

WHEN the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive. Ezekiel 18.27

WHEN the wicked man keepeth away from his neighbour that he hath shoppeth to the police, and doeth that which is lawful and right, and keepeth away 2.0 meters or its nearest Imperial equivalent, he shall keepeth his ‘R’ soul alive. Easykill Section 18 paragraph 27

I acknowledge my transgressions, and my sin is ever before me. Psalm 51.3

I acknowledge my trans-genders, and my sign (Stay Alert etc.) is ever before me. Palms (Hand washing) Section 51 paragraph 3

Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities. Psalm 51.9

Hide my face from my sons (or other relatives), and blot out all mine inquiries (as to why should I be doing this). Palms (Hand washing) Section 51 paragraph 9

The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit : a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise. Psalm 51.17

The sacrifices of Gov.uk are a broken spirit, broken home, broken friendships etc : a broken (due to myocarditis) and a sodium nitrite heart, O Gov.uk, thou wilt despise. Palms (Hand washing) Section 51 paragraph 17

Rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto the Lord your God: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil. Joel 2.13

Rend your heart (with myocarditis, see above), and not your garments (which should be recycled), and turn unto the Lard your Gov.uk: for it is ungracious and unmerciful, slow to do anything of any real value, and of great meanness, and repenteth not him of the vial (see later). Jail Section 2 paragraph13

To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him: neither have we obeyed the voice of the Lord our God, to walk in his laws which he set before us.  Daniel 9.9-10

To the Lard your Gov.uk belong vaccines and vaccine passports, though we have rebelled against them: neither have we obeyed the voice of the Lard your Gov.uk, to walk in his regulations which it set before us in.  Da Neil (Ferguson) Section 9 paragraphs 9 &10

O Lord, correct me, but with judgement; not in thine anger, lest thou bring me to nothing. Jeremiah 10.24; Psalm 6.1

O Lard, vacinate me, but with Pfizer; not in thine AstraZeneca, lest thou bring me to less bad health (although AstraZeneca is still bad). Jerry Mire Section 10 paragraph 24;  Palms (Hand washing)  6 paragraph 1

Repent ye; for the Kingdom of heaven is at hand.  St. Matthew 3.2

Repent ye; for the Kingdom of Devon is at hand.  St. Matthew Hancock Section 3 paragraph 2

I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee, and am no more worthy to be called thy son. St. Luke 15.18-19

I will arise and go to my Farter, and will say unto him, Farter, I have sinned against Devon, and before thee, and am no more worthy to be called thy son/daughter/gender neutral being. St. Leukaemia Section 15 paragraph 18-19

Enter not into judgement with thy servant, O Lord; for in thy sight shall no man living be justified. Psalm 143.2

Enter not into judgement with thy serpent, O Lard; for in thy sight shall no man/woman/ gender neutral being live (provided the vaccines do their job). Palms (Hand Washing) Section 143 paragraph 2

If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us: but if we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 St. John 1.8-9

If we say that we have no sign, we deceive ourselves (for we have one up on our front door saying ‘No hawkers’ etc.), and the truth is not in us: but if we confess our signs, it is faithful and just to forgive us our signs (which say ‘Up yours Boris), and to cleanse us from all viruses (subject to the small print and terms and conditions excluding all liability for harm or death). 1 St. John Major Section 1 paragraphs 8 & 9

DEARLY beloved brethren, the Scripture moveth us in sundry places to acknowledge and confess our manifold sins and wickedness; and that we should not dissemble nor cloke them before the face of Almighty God our heavenly Father; but confess them with an humble, lowly, penitent, and obedient heart; to the end that we may obtain forgiveness of the same, by his infinite goodness and mercy. And although we ought at all times humbly to acknowledge our sins before God; yet ought we most chiefly so to do, when we assemble and meet together to render thanks for the great benefits that we have received at his hands, to set forth his most worthy praise, to hear his most holy Word, and to ask those things which are requisite and necessary, as well for the body as the soul. Wherefore I pray and beseech you, as many as are here present, to accompany me with a pure heart and humble voice unto the throne of the heavenly grace, saying after me:

DEARLY beloved brethren, the Regulations moveth us in sundry places (if you can find the relevant bit) to acknowledge and confess our manifold signs and wickedness; and that we should not dissemble misinformation that Covid 19 is the ‘flu, nor cloke them before the face of Almighty Gov.uk our heavenly Farter (except behind blue masks kindly provided by the Almighty at taxpayers’ expense); but confess them with an humble, lowly, penitent, and obedient heart (without crossing our fingers); to the end that we may obtain unforgiveness of the same, by its infinite meanness and mercury (N.B. Mercury is poisonous). And although we ought at all times humbly to acknowledge our signs before Gov.uk; yet ought we most chiefly so to do, when we assemble and meet together (suitably spaced, and subject to latest rules) to render thanks for the great benefits that we have received at its hands (at taxpayers’ expense), to set forth its most worthy praise, to hear its most Holly Wood, and to ask those things which are requisite and necessary (such as a dry crust/handout), as well for the body as the ‘R’ soul (including toilet paper). Wherefore I prey on and beat you, as many as are here present (and have not been locked down), to accompany me with an impure heart and humble voice unto the throne of the Devonly grease, saying after me:

A general Confession to be said of the whole Congregation after the Minister, all kneeling.

A general Confession to be said of the whole Congregation after the Minister (or Prime Minister), all kneeling (or bending the knee if preferred).

ALMIGHTY and most merciful Father, We have erred, and strayed from thy ways like lost sheep, We have followed too much the devices and desires of our own hearts, We have offended against thy holy laws, We have left undone those things which we ought to have done, And we have done those things which we ought not to have done, And there is no health in us: But thou, O Lord, have mercy upon us miserable offenders; Spare thou them, O God, which confess their faults, Restore thou them that are penitent, According to thy promises declared unto mankind in Christ Jesu our Lord: And grant, O most merciful Father, for his sake, That we may hereafter live a godly, righteous, and sober life, To the glory of thy holy Name. Amen.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk and most merciful Farter, We have erred, and strayed from thy Regulations like lost sheep, We have followed too much the mobile devices and desires of our own minds (which we have lost anyway), We have offended against thy holy Regulations, We have left undone those things which we ought to have done (such as keep exactly 2.0 meters or more away from our neighbours, wear masks outside, use sanitiser etc), And we have done those things which we ought not to have done (such as travel more than 5 miles from home on alternate days of the week, if there is an ‘R’ in the month), And there is no health in us (due to the big pharma drugs you have kindly given us at taxpayers’ expense): But thou, O Lard, have mercury upon us miserable offenders; Spare thou them, O Gov.uk, which confess their faults, Restore thou them some of their taxes that are penitent, According to thy promises declared unto personkind in Chris Whitty our Lard: And grant, O most merciful Farter, for his sake, That we may hereafter live a masked, socially distanced, and vaccinated life, To the glower of thy holy Name. Arperson.

The Absolution or Remission of sins to be pronounced by the Priest alone, standing: the people still kneeling.

The Absolution or Remission of signs to be pronounced by the Pest (a.k.a. the Plague) alone, standing: the people still kneeling (or bending the knee).

ALMIGHTY God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who desireth not the death of a sinner, but rather that he may turn from his wickedness, and live; and hath given power, and commandment, to his Ministers, to declare and pronounce to his people, being penitent, the Absolution and Remission of their sins: He pardoneth and absolveth all them that truly repent, and unfeignedly believe his holy Gospel. Wherefore let us beseech him to grant us true repentance, and his Holy Spirit, that those things may please him, which we do at this present; and that the rest of our life hereafter may be pure, and holy; so that at the last we may come to his eternal joy; through Jesus Christ our Lord.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk, the Farter of our Lard Whitty Chris, who desireth not the life of a signer, but rather that he may turn from his wickedness, and die; and hath given power, and commandment, to his Ministers (and Prime Minister), to declare and pronounce to his people, being penitent, the Absolution and Remission of their signs: He pardoneth and absolveth all them that truly repent of thinking for themselves, and unfeignedly believe his holy Go-spell that Covid 19 is a deadly, highly infectious disease. Wherefore let us beseech him to grant us true repentance, and his Holy Spirit, that those things may please him, which we do at this present; and that the rest of our life hereafter may be painful, and wholly without meaning; so that at the last we may come to his eternal joy, but not ours; through Whitty Chris our Lard.

The people shall answer here, and at the end of all other prayers,

The people shall answer here, and at the end of all other preyers, (subject to a fine of £100 if not complied with)

Amen.

Arperson (or other preferred gender pronoun)

If no priest be present the person saying the Service shall read the Collect for the Twenty-First Sunday after Trinity, that person and the people still kneeling.

If no pest be present the person saying the Service shall read the Click and Collect for the Twenty-First Sun Day (newspaper) after Trinity House, that person and the people still kneeling (or bending the knee whichever is more difficult).

Then the Minister shall kneel, and say the Lord’s Prayer: the people also kneeling, and repeating it with him, both here, and wheresover else it is used in Divine Service.

Then the Minister (or Prime Minister) shall kneel (or bend the knee), and say the Lard’s Prayer: the people also kneeling (or bending the knee), and repeating it with him or her or whatever personal pronoun it prefers, both here, and wheresoever else it is used in Levine (Rachel – see Biden’s Cabinet) Service.

OUR Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive them that trespass against us; And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, For ever and ever. Amen.

Our Farter, whose art is heaving up, blowing hot air and making people sick,

Hallotosis be thy name, the Lord of bad breath.

Thy king dung come, where everything is shit.

Thy willy be dung, because of where you stick it

On earth, because you can’t get away with it in heaven

Give us this day our daily thread-bare ration to keep us thin and emaciated

And give us our debts, as we have also given debts to others

And lead us into temptation and all kinds of vices which can grip us tight and then de liver us as our livers are destroyed by making us tight, all and every night.

For thine is the king dung (as we have said before, O Farter), the glower and the chlorine gas which we, your children, used in the First World War.

Ahwomen (because we hate real men)

Then likewise he shall say,

Then likewise he/she/it shall say,

Priest.O Lord, open thou our lips.

Pest. O Lard, open thou our lips.

Answer.And our mouth shall shew forth thy praise.

Answer. And our mouth shall spew forth thy poison.

Priest.O God, make speed to save us.

Pest. O Gov.uk, make weed to drug us.

Answer. O Lord, make haste to help us.

Answer. O Lard, make haste to help us, as fast as the NHS will allow.

Here, all standing up, the Priest shall say,

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost;

Here, all standing up, the Pest shall say,

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

Answer.As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

Answer. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Priest.Praise ye the Lord.

Pest. Praise ye the Lard.

Answer.The Lord’s Name be praised.

Answer. The Lard’s Name be praised.

Then shall be said or sung this Psalm following: Except on Easter Day, upon which another Anthem is appointed: and on the nineteenth day of every month it is not to be read here, but in the ordinary course of the Psalms.

Then shall be said (but not sung as this is currently forbidden) this Palms following: Except on Easter Day, upon which another Anthea is appointed: and on the nineteenth day of every month (in reverence to Covid 19) it is not to be read here, but in the ordinary course of the Palms (Hand washing Code of Practice 2020 rev E).

VENITE, EXULTEMUS DOMINO

VENITE, EXULTEMUS DOMINOS (i.e. O Come, let us go to Dominos to order pizza)

Psalm 95

Palms (Handwashing) Section 95

O COME, let us sing unto the Lord :

let us heartily rejoice in the strength of our salvation.

O COME, let us sign unto the Lard (British Sign Language to be used, two fingers NOT allowed):

let us heartily (subject to myocarditis) rejoice in the strength of our Covid 19 salvation.

Let us come before his presence with thanksgiving :

and show ourselves glad in him with psalms.

Let us come before his presence with thanksgiving (and excess taxes):

and show ourselves glad in him with palms, washed or sanitised.

For the Lord is a great God :

and a great King above all gods.

For the Lard is a great Gov.uk :

and a great Wan King above all govs.

In his hand are all the corners of the earth :

and the strength of the hills is his also.

In his Ham are all the corns and calluses of the heart:

and the strength of the pills is his also.

The sea is his, and he made it :

and his hands prepared the dry land.

The see* is his, and he made it:

and his hands prepared the dying economy.

O come, let us worship and fall down :

and kneel before the Lord our Maker.

O come, let us worship and fall down (on receipt of the vaccine):

and kneel (or bend the knee) before the Lard our Mucker.

For he is the Lord our God :

and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand.

For he is the Lard our Gov.uk :

and we are the people of his pasteurise (to eliminate all known germs), and the sheep of his hand (suitably sterilised).

To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts :

as in the provocation, and as in the day of temptation in the wilderness;

Today if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts (if the vaccines have not done this already):

as in the pro-vaccination, and as in the day of Thames Station (such as Charing Cross) in the wilderness of lock down;

When your fathers tempted me :

proved me, and saw my works.

When your farters tempted me:

Proved (in the airing cupboard to help the dough rise) me, and saw my road works.

Forty years long was I grieved with this generation, and said :

It is a people that do err in their hearts, for they have not known my ways.

Forty two months long was I grieved with this millennial generation, and said:

It is a people that do, err (for they are not sure what to do), in their hearts, for they have not known my ways, despite it being located on their mobile phones.

Unto whom I sware in my wrath :

that they should not enter into my rest.

Unto whom I sware in my Rothschild :

that they should not enter into my rest, but be arrested for critical thinking.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son :

and to the Holy Ghost;

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be:

world without end. Amen.

Answer. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall follow the Psalms in order as they be appointed. And at the end of every Psalm throughout the year, and likewise in the end of Benedicite, Benedictus, Magnificat, and Nunc dimittis, shall be repeated,

Then shall follow the Palms in order as they be appointed (regularly and subject to hand washing guidance). And at the end of every Palm, including the fingers, throughout the year, and likewise in the end of Ben Edict (Jewish version), Ben edict US (Jewish American version), Magnificat (the large pussy or Persian version), and Monk dimwit is (The Roman Catholic version), shall be repeated,

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son: and to the Holy Ghost;

Chlorine gas be to the Farter, and the Sun newspaper (with which the paper is bleached), and to the holey toast.

Answer.As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be: world without end. Amen.

Answer:  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall be read distinctly with an audible voice the First Lesson, taken out of the Old Testament as is appointed in the Calendar: Except there be proper Lessons assigned for that day: He that readeth so standing and turning himself, as he may best be heard of all such as are present. And after that shall be said or sung, in English, the Hymn called Te Deum Laudamus, daily throughout the year.

Then shall be read stinkly in praise of the Farter, with a quiet voice so that the masses do not hear properly, the First Lesion, taken out of context from the Old Testament to confuse the aforesaid masses as is appointed in the mainstream media. Except there be improper Lesions as signs for that day. He, she or it, depending on preferred pronoun, that readeth so standing and turning himself, herself, itself etc. etc. as he/she/it may not be heard properly by those such as are present (subject to lockdown status). And after that shall be said or sung (if gov.uk allow this), in English and all other languages to maintain cultural diversity and confusion, the Hym-n, Her-m, or It-n  to avoid gender stereotyping, called Tedious Loud Am US, reflecting our American cronies propensity to speak loudly when speaking to foreigners, daily throughout the year to ensure maximum boredom and make people ignore the serious stuff going on.

Note that before every Lesson the Minister shall say, Here beginneth such a Chapter, or Verse of such a Chapter, of such a Book: And after every Lesson, Here endeth the First, or the Second Lesson.

Note that before every Lesion the Minister shall say, Here beginneth such a Chapter, or Verse of such a Chapter, of such a Book, or anything else that comes to mind to confuse the masses: And after every Lesion, Here endeth the First, or the Second Lesion or indeed any other number as we do not wish to be numerist (similar to sexist etc.).

TE DEUM LAUDAMUS

TEDIOUS LOUD AM US

WE praise thee, O God : we acknowledge thee to be the Lord.

WE praise thee, O Cod: we acknowledge thee to be the Lard.

All the earth doth worship thee : the Father everlasting.

All the earth doth worship thee (except the enemy’s children – gnashing of teeth to ensue): the Farter everlasting.

To thee all Angels cry aloud : the heavens, and all the powers therein.

To thee all dark Angels cry aloud: the heavings, and all the powers and principalities therein.

To thee Cherubin and Seraphin : continually do cry,

To thee She-rub-in and He-e-rap-in: continually do cry, (wailing and gnashing of teeth to ensue)

Holy, Holy, Holy : Lord God of Sabaoth;

Holly, Holly, Holly: Lard Cod of Saab-oath

Heaven and earth are full of the Majesty : of thy glory.

Heaven and earth are full of the Ma Jester: of thy chlorine.

The glorious company of the Apostles : praise thee.

The glower-ious company of the Apisstles: praise thee.

The goodly fellowship of the Prophets : praise thee.

The badly fellowship of the False Profits: praise thee.

The noble army of Martyrs : praise thee.

The ignoble army of Alma Maters (corrupt universities): praise thee.

The holy Church throughout all the world : doth acknowledge thee;

The Satanic Church throughout all the world: doth acknowledge thee;

The Father : of an infinite Majesty;

The Farter: of an infinite Ma Jester;

Thine honourable, true : and only Son;

Thine dishonourable, false: and only Sun (the Auntie Christ);

Also the Holy Ghost : the Comforter.

Also the Holly Toast: the Discomforter.

Thou art the King of Glory : O Christ.

Thou art the King of Glower: O Auntie Christ.

Thou art the everlasting Son : of the Father.

Thou art the everlasting Sun (so you tell us): of the Farter.

When thou tookest upon thee to deliver man : thou didst not abhor the Virgin’s womb.

When thou tookest upon thee to de-liver man, woman, child etc.: thou didst abhor the Virgin’s womb and deflowered her (reference to Eve in the Garden of Eden).

When thou hadst overcome the sharpness of death : thou didst open the kingdom of heaven to all believers.

When thou hadst overcome the sharpness of deaf: thou didst open the kingdom of hades to all unbelievers.

Thou sittest at the right hand of God : in the glory of the Father.

Thou sittest on the right hand of Cod (those assembled to say ‘Ouch!’): in the glower of the Farter.

We believe that thou shalt come : to be our Judge.

We believe that thou shalt come: to be our Fudge (to rot our teeth etc.).

We therefore pray thee, help thy servants : whom thou hast redeemed with thy precious blood.

We therefore prey thee, help thy serpents: whom thou hast reddened with pre-ciouss (Gollum like stress) blood of those you have murdered.

Make them to be numbered with thy Saints : in glory everlasting.

Make them to be numbered with thy Stains: in glower everlasting.

O Lord, save thy people : and bless thine heritage.

O Lard, save thy peep hole (for spying on the neighbours): and curse thine her it age.

Govern them: and lift them up for ever.

Go spurn them: and depress them for ever

Day by day : we magnify thee;

Night by night; we magnify pee;

And we worship thy Name : ever world without end.

And we worship thy Numb: ever world without mend.

Vouchsafe, O Lord : to keep us this day without sin.

Voucher safe (extracted from taxes), O Lard: to keep us this day and night within sin.

O Lord, have mercy upon us : have mercy upon us.

O Lard, have mercury upon us: have mercury upon us.

O Lord, let thy mercy lighten upon us : as our trust is in thee.

O Lard, let thy mercury lighten upon us: as we are trussed up by thee.

O Lord, in thee have I trusted : let me never be confounded.

O Lard, by thee have I been trussed: let me never be freed.

Or this canticle,

Or this can tickle (or whatever you fancy).

BENEDICITE, OMNIA OPERA

BEN EDICIT, OMNIA OPRAH WINFREY (i.e Ben says all worship Oprah Winfrey)

O ALL ye Works of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ALL ye Worgs/wargs of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (or whatever personal pronoun the Great Lard wishes to be called at the time – this may change without warning)

O ye Angels of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ye dark Angels of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Heavens, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Heavings, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Waters that be above the Firmament, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Waiters that be above the Firm armament, bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Powers of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Powers (inc. principalities) of the Lard, bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Sun and Moon, bless ye the Lard:

O ye Sun (and other newspapers) and Loonies, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Stars of Heaven, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Stars of Hollywood, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Showers and Dew, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Show-ers and Jew (of the synagogue of Satan), bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Winds of God, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Winds of Cod (i.e. fishy farts), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Fire and Heat, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Liar and Cheat, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Winter and Summer, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Winters (these are typically German) and Summers (false accountants), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Dews and Frosts, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Jews (of the synagogue of Satan) and Frowsts, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Frost and Cold, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Frowst and Cold (i.e. Covid 19 and similar), bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Ice and Snow, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Lice and Snot, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Nights and Days, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Nits and Daze, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Light and Darkness, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Lies and Darkness, bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Lightnings and Clouds, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Darklings and Clods, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O let the Earth bless the Lord :

O let the Earth (i.e sods) bless the Lard:

yea, let it praise him, and magnify him for ever.

yea, let it pays him, and magnify Ham# for ever. 

O ye Mountains and Hills, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Mountains (from molehills) and Pills (made by Big Pharma), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Green Things upon the Earth, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Green Things (such as Great Thunberg) upon the Earth (i.e. sods), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Wells, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Wells (poisoned), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Seas and Floods, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Sees (Vatican etc.) and Floods (of tears and tiers – see lockdowns), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Whales, and all that move in the Waters, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Wails (‘Prince of’ etc.), and all that move in the Waters, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Fowls of the Air, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Fouls of the Air (farts), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Beasts and Cattle, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Beasts (NHS, police farces, Uncivil Service etc.) and Cattle (masses of the people), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Children of Men, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Children of the Devil, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O let Israel bless the Lord :

O let His vile (i.e. vile ones) bless the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Priests of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Pests (Roman Catholic etc.) of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Servants of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Serpents of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Spirits and Souls of the Righteous, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Spirits (petroleum) and Souls (arse souls) of the Hun-righteous (i.e Germanic origin), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye holy and humble Men of heart, bless ye the Lord :

O ye holly (i.e pricks) and mumble Men of fart (e.g Joe Biden), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O Ananias, Azarias, and Misael, bless ye the Lord :

O Ananias (with Sapphira – see New Testament), AZ areas (AstraZeneca sites), and Miserable, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son :

and to the Holy Ghost;

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be :

world without end. Amen.

Answer. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall be read in like manner the Second Lesson, taken out of the New Testament. And after that the Hymn following: Except when that shall happen to be read in the Chapter for the day, or for the Gospel on Saint John Baptist’s Day.

Then shall be read in like (or dislike) manner the Second Lesion, taken out of context from the New Testament, again to confuse the masses of the people. And after that the Hym-n, Her-n, It-n following: Except when that shall happen to be read in the Chapter (of the Hell’s Angels) for the day, or for the Go spell (badly) on Stain John (the toilet) Bap-tit’s Day or Night whichever is shorter.

BENEDICTUS

BEN EDICT U.S.

Luke 1.68

Leukaemia 1 section 68

BLESSED be the Lord God of Israel : for he hath visited and redeemed his people;

BLESSED be the Lard Cod of Ishmael: for he hath visited and deceived his people (and exceeded the regul-a-tory number of people in one household as is his right to ignore his own rules);

And hath raised up a mighty salvation for us : in the house of his servant David;

And hath raised up a mighty slave nation for the U.S.: in the house of his serpent David Cameron;

As he spake by the mouth of his holy Prophets : which have been since the world began;

As he spake by the mouth of his holly Profits: which have been since the world Megan Markle;

That we should be saved from our enemies : and from the hand of all that hate us.

That we should be enslaved to our enemas: and into the hand of all that hate U.S.

To perform the mercy promised to our forefathers : and to remember his holy Covenant;

To perform the mercury promised to our four gender neutral parents: and to remember his holly Convents;

To perform the oath which he sware to our forefather Abraham : that he would give us;

To perform the oaf which he sware to our foreparent Abra-ham or other non-kosher meat: that he would give U.S. (suitably poisoned with sodium nitrite etc.);

That we being delivered out of the hand of our enemies : might serve him without fear;

That we being de-livered (i.e. livers removed) and into of the hand of our enemas : might serve him with fear;

In holiness and righteousness before him : all the days of our life.

In Hollywood-ness and hun-righteousness before him: all the miserable days and nights of our life (and death).

And thou, Child, shalt be called the Prophet of the Highest : for thou shalt go before the face of the Lord to prepare his ways;

And thou, Child, shalt be called the False Prophet of the Lowest: for thou shalt go before the ugly face of the Lard to prepare his broad ways (that leadeth to destruction);

To give knowledge of salvation unto his people : for the remission of their sins,

To take knowledge of salvation from the enemies’ people: for the retention of their sins (and signs),

Through the tender mercy of our God : whereby the day-spring from on high hath visited us;

Through the tender (submitted in triplicate and suitably signed by martyrs blood) mercury of our Cod: whereby the night-winter from on below hath visited us (subject to current regulations);

To give light to them that sit in darkness, and in the shadow of death : and to guide our feet into the way of peace.

To give darkness to them that sit in light, and in the shadow of deaf: and to guide our feet into the way of piss.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son : and to the Holy Ghost;

Glowery be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be : world without end. Amen.

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall BBC, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Or this Psalm,

Or this Palm,

JUBILATE DEO

JEW-BE-LATTE DAYGLO

Psalm 100

Palm 100

O BE joyful in the Lord, all ye lands : serve the Lord with gladness, and come before his presence with a song.

O BE miserable in the Lard, all ye lands: serve the Lard with sadness, and come before his presence with a pong.

Be ye sure that the Lord he is God : it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.

Be ye sure that the Lard he is Cod: it is he that hath mucked us up, and we ourselves; we are his peep hole, and the heap of his past manure.

O go your way into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise : be thankful unto him, and speak good of his Name.

O go your way unto his Gates (Bill and Melinda) with arms giving, and into his Kurtz with preys : be thankful unto him, and speak God of his Names (or else).

For the Lord is gracious, his mercy is everlasting : and his truth endureth from generation to generation.

For the Lard is grievous, his mercury is everlasting : and his lies endureth from generation to generation.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son : and to the Holy Ghost;

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be : world without end. Amen.

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall BBC, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall be sung or said the Apostles’ Creed, by the Minister and the people standing: Except only such days as the Creed of Saint Athanasius is appointed to be read.

Then shall be sung or said the Apissles’ Screed, written by the Minister (NHS or other available if not on holiday, or otherwise engaged) and the people standing (with one leg tied behind their backs): Except only such days as the Screed of Saint Atha-nauseous is appointed to be red (and all other rainbow colours to avoid being colourist).

THE APOSTLES’ CREED

THE APISSLES’ SCREED

I BELIEVE in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth:

I BELIEVE in Cod the Farter Almighty, Mucker Up of heaven and earth:

And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord, Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, Born of the Virgin Mary, Suffered under Pontius Pilate, Was crucified, dead, and buried: He descended into hell; The third day he rose again from the dead; He ascended into heaven, And sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty; From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

And in cheeses, Christopher Whitty (or other anti-Christs as may be available) his only Sun our Lard, Who was conceived by the Wholly Toast, Born of the Virgin Atlantic, Suffered under Poncius Pilot, Was mummy-fied, emotionally dead, and buried (in jargon): He descended into Hello magazine; The turd day he rose again from the dead (as a zombie); He ascended into 10 Downing Street, And sitteth on the right hand of Cod the Farter Almighty (or the Prime or other Minister); From thence he shall come to judge the slow and the brain-dead.

I believe in the Holy Ghost; The holy Catholick Church; The Communion of Saints; The Forgiveness of sins; The Resurrection of the body, And the Life everlasting. Amen.

I believe in the Wholly Toast; The holly Cat-lick Church; The Communion of Stains; The Four-giveness of signs; The Re-sure-erection of the dead body (as a zombie), And the Death everlasting. Arperson.

And after that these Prayers following, all devoutly kneeling: the Minister first pronouncing with a loud voice,

And after that these Preyers following, all devoutly kneeling or bending the knee: the Minister first pronouncing with a loud voice,

Minister.The Lord be with you.

Minister. The Lard be with you.

Answer.And with thy spirit.

Answer. And with thy White Spirit.

Minister.Let us pray.

Minister (for Department of Health etc.). Let us prey (i.e. on the weak and fearful).

Lord, have mercy upon us.

Lard, have mercury upon us.

Answer.Christ, have mercy upon us.

Answer. Chris Whitty, have mercury upon us (i.e include in the vaccines).

Lord, have mercy upon us.

Lard, have mercury upon us.

Then the Minister, Clerks, and people shall say the Lord’s Prayer with a loud voice.

Then the Minister (of the NHS or other available department head, Clerks, sub-clerks, secretaries, undersecretaries, and minions in general shall say the Lard’s Preyer with a loud wailing voice.

THE LORD’S PRAYER

THE LARD’S PREYER

OUR Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive them that trespass against us; And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. Amen.

N.B. This is an alternative version to that usually prescribed under regulation 66, Subsection 666, The Go spell of Mark of the Beast.

OUR Farter, which fart in general, Hollowed be thy Name, Thy kingdumb come where all the dumbest live, Thy will be done, in earth a.k.a sods. Give us this night our nightly neuro-toxic big pharma drug; And give us our trespasses, As we give them that trespass against us; And lead us into constipation, Butt  giver us evil. Ah-person or other gender neutral pronoun.

Then the Priest standing up shall say,

Then the Pest standing up shall say,

Priest.O Lord, shew thy mercy upon us.

Pest. O Lard, shoe thy mercury upon us.

Answer.And grant us thy salvation.

Answer. And grant us thy regulation.

Priest.O Lord, save the Queen.

Pest.O Lard, save the Drag Queen.

Answer.And mercifully hear us when we call upon thee.

Answer. And mercury-fully beat us when we call upon thee.

Priest.Endue thy Ministers with righteousness.

Pest. Endue thy Ministers, Prime or otherwise, with self-righteousness.

Answer.And make thy chosen people joyful.

Answer. And make thy chosen people miserable.

Priest.O Lord, save thy people.

Pest. O Lard, enslave thy people.

Answer.And bless thine inheritance.

Answer. And bleed thine inhairytents.

Priest.Give peace in our time, O Lord.

Pest. Give piss in our time, O Lard.

Answer.Because there is none other that fighteth for us, but only thou, O God.

Answer. Because there is none other that runneth away from us, after thou hast make a killing on the stock markets, but only thou, O Cod.

Priest.O God, make clean our hearts within us.

Pest. O Cod, make filthy our farts within us.

Answer.And take not thy Holy Spirit from us.

Answer. And take not thy White Spirit from us.

Then shall follow three Collects: The first of the day, which shall be the same that is appointed at the Communion: The second for Peace: The third for Grace to live well. And the two last Collects shall never alter, but daily be said at Morning Prayer throughout all the year, as followeth, all kneeling.

Then shall follow three Collections: The first of the day, which shall be the same that is appointed at the Communism: The second for Piss as in taking of: The third for Grease to grease the palms of politicians, civil servants etc. And the two last Collects shall never alter, but daily be said at Mourning Prayer throughout all the year, as followeth, all kneeling or bending the knee.

Further collections may be taken without warning subject to state of the economy and need to raise tax revenue.

The Second Collect, for Peace.

The Second Collection, for Piss.

O GOD, who art the author of peace and lover of concord, in knowledge of whom standeth our eternal life, whose service is perfect freedom: Defend us thy humble servants in all assaults of our enemies; that we, surely trusting in thy defence, may not fear the power of any adversaries; through the might of Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

O COD, who art the author of piss and lover of Concorde (although sadly that hath now disappeareth from our skies), in knowledge of whom standeth our eternal death, whose sir-vice is imperfect pee-dumb: Defend us thy ever so ‘umble serpents in all assaults of our enemies; that we, sorely trusting in thy deep pockets (funded by taxpayers), may not fear the power of any adversaries, advocates or other lawyers not already in your pay; through the might of Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

The Third Collect, for Grace.

The Turd Collection, for Grease (for the palms of politicians etc.).

O LORD, our heavenly Father, Almighty and everlasting God, who hast safely brought us to the beginning of this day: Defend us in the same with thy mighty power; and grant that this day we fall into no sin, neither run into any kind of danger; but that all our doings may be ordered by thy governance, to do always that is righteous in thy sight; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

O LARD, our earthly Farter, Almighty and ever-blasting Cod, who hast safely, up to a point, brought us to the beginning of this night: Defend us in the same with thy mighty glower; and grant that this night we fall into sin, and run into any kind of bank (in a stolen vehicle) or other establishment needing looting ; but that all our doings may be disordered by thy mis-governance, to do always that is hun-righteous in thy sight; through Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

In Quires and Places where they sing here followeth the Anthem.

Inquiries and Places where they sing (if currently allowed) here followeth the Anthrax.

Then these five Prayers following are to be read here: Except when the Litany is read; and then only the two last are to be read, as they are there placed.

Then these five Preyers following are to be read here: Except when the Litigations are read; and then only the two last are to be read (except on the first Monday after Bent, if Saturn is in the ecliptic, and the mercury is rising), as they are there placed.

A Prayer for the Queen’s Majesty.

A Preyer for the Drag Queen’s Ma-jesty (i.e. jokes).

O LORD, our heavenly Father, high and mighty, King of kings, Lord of lords, the only Ruler of princes, who dost from thy throne behold all the dwellers upon earth: Most heartily we beseech thee with thy favour to behold our most gracious Sovereign Lady, Queen ELIZABETH; and so replenish her with the grace of thy Holy Spirit, that she may alway incline to thy will, and walk in thy way. Endue her plenteously with heavenly gifts; grant her in health and wealth long to live; strengthen her that she may vanquish and overcome all her enemies; and finally after this life she may attain everlasting joy and felicity; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

O LARD, our earthly Farter, low and flighty, Kinky of kink’s, Lard of lards, the only Ruler of ponces, who dost from thy khasi behold all the dwellers upon earth: Most fartily we beseech thee with thy gravy to behold our most greasiest Slovenly Lardy, Drag Queen Carmen Tovey Garten Maude (or other stand-in for the night); and so revarnish him with the grease paint of thy White Spirit, that he may alway incline to thy left, and walk in thy funny way. Endue him plenteously with heavenly shifts; grant him in health and wealth long to live for the next 24 hours as long as he is still funny; strengthen him that he may varnish and overcome all his Emmy awards; and finally after this life he may attain everlasting misery in Gotham City; through Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

A Prayer for the Royal Family.

A Preyer for the Boyle Family.

ALMIGHTY God, the fountain of all goodness, we humbly beseech thee to bless Charles Prince of Wales, and all the Royal Family: Endue them with thy Holy Spirit; enrich them with thy heavenly grace; prosper them with all happiness; and bring them to thine everlasting kingdom; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk, the fountain of all badness, we humbly beseech thee to bleach Charred Prints of Wails, and all the Boyle Family: Endue them with thy White Spirit; enrich them with thy earthly grease and our taxes; prosper them with all our unhappiness; and bring them to thine everlasting kink-dumb; through Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

A Prayer for the Clergy and People.

A Prayer for the Lurgy and Peep hole.

ALMIGHTY and everlasting God, who alone workest great marvels: Send down upon our Bishops, and Curates, and all Congregations committed to their charge, the healthful Spirit of thy grace; and that they may truly please thee, pour upon them the continual dew of thy blessing. Grant this, O Lord, for the honour of our Advocate and Mediator, Jesus Christ. Amen.

ALMIGHTY and everlasting Gov.uk, who alone workest Greta Thunberg marvels: Send down upon our Bish-ups, and Cu-rats, and all Conflagrations committed to their charge, the harmful Spirit of thy grease; and that they may truly please thee, pour upon them the continual Jew of thy synagogue of Satan. Grant this, O Lard, for the honour of our Advocate and Mediator, Chief Medical Officer Cheesus Chris Whitty. Ar-person.

A Prayer of Saint Chrysostom.

A Prayer of Stain Chrysanthemum.

ALMIGHTY God, who hast given us grace at this time with one accord to make our common supplications unto thee; and dost promise that when two or three are gathered together in thy Name thou wilt grant their requests: Fulfil now, O Lord, the desires and petitions of thy servants, as may be most expedient for them; granting us in this world knowledge of thy truth, and in the world to come life everlasting. Amen.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk, who hast given us grease at this time with one discord to make our common planning applications unto thee; and dost promise (with crossed fingers) that when two or three are gathered together in thy Name thou wilt grant their requests (subject to enemy activity and filing in the forms correctly in triplicate): Fulfil now, O Lard, the desires and mindless petitions of thy serpents, as may be most expedient for them; granting us in this world knowledge of thy lies, and in the world to come death everlasting. Ar-person.

2 Corinthians 13.

2 Coronation Streets 13 (next door to the Rover’s Return).

THE grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost, be with us all evermore. Amen.

THE grease of our Lard Cheeses Chris Whitty, and the love of Cod, and the fellowship of the Wholly Toast, be with us all evermore. Ar-person.

Here endeth the Order of Morning Prayer throughout the Year.

Here endeth the Order of Mourning Prayer throughout the Year.

Notes:

See* – this is the Vatican see.

Ham# – i.e. Noah’s son from Genesis who was a very naughty boy.

The roving reporter will now go and take a long bath to get over the horror of all that. He will probably need therapy too.

See you next time!”


P.S. If you haven’t seen this, here are The Ten Commandments according to Covid 19.

The Ten Commandments and Ten Covid Commandments Compared

Jay Robert Pritzker

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

14th January, 2022

Unless you are from the States you probably won’t have heard of this guy. In fact, unless you are from Illinois, the vast majority of us won’t have heard of this guy. He is the governor of Illinois.

You may not think Illinois has much to do with the rest of the world. But you would be wrong as you will see. This is recommended reading for everybody concerned about the chaos in the world. It is a large article as Jay Pritzker, or J.B. as he can be known, is rather large.

And his family have a lot of fingers in lot of pies. I hope not literally like that shot in Naked Gun were the villain eats a hot dog with a finger in it from the baddy that fell into the poison at the meat processing factory.

Anyway, being a clever sort of chap (eh hem), I did know a bit about him. Okay, a very small bit. To be honest, I wasn’t too keen on him. Anyhow, I mentioned him in passing in my post S is for….. States of the U.S.A. See link at end.

Someone from Chicago asked if I would do a post as Chicago is particularly affected by his, Pritzker’s, brand of stupidity. Still what do you expect, he is a Democrat and they are not usually that bright.

Bright enough to be corrupt though.

Anyway, I could not pass up the request. I did actually mention I would be happy to do it in the first place mind you, so it is my fault. But I don’t mind, it is my pleasure to rescue those in distress. Once you have read this, I can recommend providing support to those in this state; they are in dire need.

I have used the following link as a guide for headings to research on and comment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._B._Pritzker

Early life, family, and education

https://www.forbes.com/profile/jay-robert-jb-pritzker/

With a net worth of $3.6 billion, Pritzker is the richest politician in the U.S.

He is one of 11 billionaires in the Pritzker family.

He has an older sister called Penny. She is also a billionaire. She looks pretty to me. So worth a pretty penny then.

Pritzker was born and raised in Atherton, California. Nick Clegg, former Deputy Prime Minister, lives there now. So a place to avoid then.

He is Jewish with a German sounding name. Oh dear. However, apparently the link is the Ukraine, not Germany. Whether that makes much difference, I don’t know.

As you will see, he appears to be Jewish in name only and not in the heart. A common problem.

It is alleged he invented the Pritz Shtick, a type of comic routine. Also called taking the piss out of Illinois, or its money, or both. These are only rumours of course.

He is a member of the Illinois State Bar Association and the Chicago Bar Association. As he is Jewish and bar means ‘son of’ this makes sense. Some have said he is also a member of the Illinois Bar Stewards and the Chicago Bar Stewards.

Some have said this makes him a complete Bar Steward.

He attended Massachusetts boarding school Milton Academy. Apparently it is a highly selective school, accepting only 14% of applicants in the 2020–21 school year. Perhaps when he went there they weren’t that fussy.

It seems the school is highly athletic. Perhaps when he went there they weren’t that athletic. Or not that fussy.

I see there have been issues of sexual misconduct by former employees which seem to have occurred when would have been at the school. Sadly this sort of thing happened all too often at boarding school.

Perhaps Jay got buggered when there. This would explain matters now, as he buggers up Illinois and Chicago. A sort of revenge on the world around him.

The O’Js, Joe and Jay. Or Little and Large

‘Okay Joe, you know two and two make five…

‘Mmm, I stink my diapers need changing…’

Please note everybody is keeping a safe distance from Joe. Except Jay. Perhaps he has no sense of smell.

Perhaps what he gets up to is fishy, suspect, so he stinks anyway, and can’t tell that Joe stinks also.

By the way, Jay is the one on the right, Joe is the one on the left. But neither are right.

By the way, I understand Joe is vice president. Or president of vice. I may have something wrong there.

Joe’s jacket doesn’t fit all that well. Can’t he afford a proper tailor? Jay’s jacket fits better. He is Jewish. Jews have been good tailors. This makes sense. Joe has more money than Joe. Jay can afford the best. Perhaps Joe could ask Jay for some advice or some money. Or both.

Jay has plenty of money and a large tummy. He needs his jacket to fit well so his tummy doesn’t show too much.

Jay has his left hand in his pocket and his right hand out of his pocket. Presumably the left hand does not know what his right hand is doing. Jesus mentioned something about this.

Perhaps not knowing what the other hand is doing is good for business. And not letting the IRS (Internal  Revenue Service) knowing what money you actually have is good for your personal fortune.

Tenure

2019–2020 fiscal year

The Governor’s office had expected a $150 million surplus which it planned to use to pay down the state’s $6 billion backlog of unpaid bills.

So $150 million eh? About 1/40th of the debt. And who exactly is unpaid? Anybody know? I am struggling.

Will a balanced budget ever be achievable? It is rumoured that the budget is over balanced and in debt due to J.B.’s tummy. His tummy is over large and so is the debt. They must be linked somehow.

Perhaps he should do more exercise. Or do some philanthropic spending with the money in his family fortune to help pay the debt.

Or pay taxes honestly that he owes. That sort of thing. How about it, J.B.?

Abortion legislation

He has signed into law a bill which basically makes abortion easier and doctors less likely to be penalised for doing them.

Sadly this law was not around when Jay was in the womb, as this might have made the good people of Chicago’s lives a lot easier.

However, I personally think abortion an abomination. The USA needs a bomb in the nation to wake it up to the mass murder of the innocent unborn.

Jay needs a bomb up the backside. It would make an awful mess, but some people would be glad. Some people are happy to clear up piles of shit for a good cause.

Child welfare and education

They are increasing spending but where’s the money coming from?

Budget cuts and ballooning costs have been driving Illinois residents out of state.

So how do they expect taxes to pay for such things? Again, Jay’s ballooning physique may be related to ballooning costs.

His ballooning wealth may be related to ballooning costs.

Climate change

He joined the U.S. Climate Alliance which was made after President Trump withdrew the United States from the Paris Climate Accord.

And

But climate experts heralded the move.

“I think that’s wonderful,” said Don Wuebbles, a University of Illinois climate scientist and one of the authors of last year’s National Climate Assessment, which said climate change will lead to more diseases, more extreme weather and hundreds of billions of dollars in annual losses for some sectors by the end of the century.

“The science is really clear,” Wuebbles said. “Now the question is, ‘What do we do about it?'”

And

But now 18 states representing 43 percent of the country have pledged to work toward the Paris goals.

From

https://www.news-gazette.com/news/pritzker-signs-order-making-illinois-18th-state-to-join-u-s-climate-alliance/article_88ea1a93-7f52-5575-9d45-4b4004e9929a.html

Now Baldmichael did maths at school. He can use a calculator too. Unlike Ben Zigterman who wrote the article. There are 50 states in the USA Ben. 18 divided by 50 is ….? I can wait…36% that’s right well done! That is not the same as 43%.

If you have a look at the following link below, Ben, you will see that is appears only 14 States are part of the alliance. Perhaps four others have made some sort of vague promise, instead of a firm promise. Whether they keep to their promises is debatable. As twelve of the states are democrat run this seems unlikely.

But it might be more reasonable to say that 14 states only are working toward Paris goals. 14 divided by 50 is….? I can wait…28% that’s right, well done! That is also not the same as 43%.

Of course not everybody in the states that pledged to work towards Paris goals may agree with working towards Paris goals.

Those in the states which didn’t agree to working towards Paris goals might have many who want to work towards Paris goals. We just don’t know for sure.

In other words, your statement is a load of crap. I believe you are probably Jewish with German origins, correct me if I am wrong. However, this would explain matters if you are.

Prior the founding of the alliance, 12 states led by Democratic governors signed a petition urging the president of the United States to stay in the Paris Agreement on May 3. A similar petition was signed by 2 states led by Republican governors on May 17.

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Climate_Alliance

As regards Don Wuebbles he is ‘… a University of Illinois climate scientist’

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Wuebbles

He is a professor, so I suppose that it the UK would make Don a don. This is rather amusing. I gather Wuebbles is probably a Jewish name with German origins. This makes sense.

I found reference to a Jean Wuebbles. It is a beautiful story.

https://www.reviveourhearts.com/podcast/revive-our-hearts/beauty-gospel-after-abortion-1/

Which just goes to show there is hope for us all.

Except I am not sure about J.B.

He doesn’t seem to what to come clean or green. Some people just love money. But then there are Jews who say they are Jews but are not Jews, but are of the synagogue of Satan.

So there are two types of Jews, the Jay type and the Jean type. The bad and the good.

Gambling

I note the following articles.

https://www.wbez.org/stories/casino-sale-raises-questions-about-a-windfall-or-a-conflict-for-pritzker/a0857ecc-c177-44b2-8e4a-2a8b1c5bc79e

https://www.playillinois.com/pritzker-signs-hb-3136-illinois-sports-betting/

https://www.legalsportsreport.com/50125/why-pritzker-ended-remote-registration-il-sports-betting/

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gov-pritzker-joins-southern-ill-leaders-at-groundbreaking-for-new-walker-s-bluff-resort-and-casino/ar-AARClOV

All of which shows that Pritzker likes gambling. He likes gambling with taxpayers money too. Gambling doesn’t work very well for those who gamble their money. Especially for taxpayers who get no say in the matter.

Restricting certain betting organisations can help people make more money by supressing the completion. It helps to be governor of Illinois when you own casinos etc, such as in Las Vagas.

For some reason I put this link here.

https://eu.sj-r.com/videos/news/2021/12/21/satanic-temple-installs-satanic-deity-illinois-state-capitol/8981022002/

The Satanists have an ugly baby in a manger. They are wearing masks. There are Catholics praying the rosary. They generally don’t have masks.

There are some people wearing odd clothes. I gather these are called vestments, so they are in vestments. These should not be confused with investments which J.B. loves.

Now the heavenly Father like clothes for dressing up as in amateur dramatics. And He likes roses, especially if they have a scent. This is because they are heaven sent. He does not see the point in roses if they do not have a scent. He did not make unscented roses.

He does not see the point in odd clothes or rosaries when praying. He is quite happy for his children just to ask Him. Come as you are He says.

But He does like to see his children’s faces as it helps Him to know what they are feeling, whether happy or sad. He doesn’t want them to hide like Adam and Eve did in the garden, because this makes Him sad.

So He is glad that those praying are not wearing masks by and large.

He thinks the Satanists are twits. He would be ruder but it is written that He swears by Himself, so He will take Himself off somewhere quiet to do that.

I don’t know this photo has anything to do with gambling, but the lady on the left is smiling so that’s nice.

Is Joe Biden sitting next to the lady on the right or is it Jay? See earlier photo. I think the smell must be bad anyway. It is a pity we can’t see her face as I suspect she has a nice smile too.

But I sympathise if she is sitting next to Jay or Joe. One must do all to protect oneself nowadays.

Gun control

It also requires gun dealers to ensure the physical security of their stores, to keep a detailed list of items on sale, and employees of such stores to undergo annual training.

the bill violates the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution because it interferes with the right to bear arms

And violates basic First Grade intelligence as gun dealers should already be ensuring physical security of their store, keep an inventory of stock and keep employees trained, and updated. ‘Right, lock up when you go home, keep the ledgers up to date on a daily basis, and you do know how to use a gun?’

Sorted that one then.

Health care

In 2019, Pritzker approved of a tax on private insurance that will go into the state’s Medicaid program.

It has been alleged the money will then go into his pockets eventually, but that is merely a rumour of course. Unless someone has evidence to the contrary, of course.

It seems someone has.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/illinois-governors-family-firm-owns-stake-in-companies-conducting-coronavirus-testing



COVID-19 pandemic

On March 9, 2020, Pritzker issued a state disaster proclamation.

See my post S is for….. States of the U.S.A. under Illinois.

On March 16, 2020, Pritzker issued an executive order limiting permitted crowd sizes to fifty people. Despite pressure from Chicago election officials, Pritzker refused to postpone the state’s March 17 primary elections, since it was not something that he had the authority to do.

Seems sensible not to postpone elections. When crowd sizes are small you can’t tell which of the candidates is more popular. This may have befitted J.B. Do crowd restrictions allow for people like Pritzer who would account for two normal people like me (eh hem)?

In a interview on CNN’s State of the Union on March 22, Pritzker compared the federal government’s procurement of essential medical supplies to the “Wild West”.

Elfreda anagram of federal this explains it. Elfreda means elf strength or perhaps health strength. De feral ‘of wild’ anagram too. De can represent Germany as in Deutschland. Germany is wild. Seems reasonable. There are a lot of people with Germanic backgrounds in the USA.

On March 23, Pritzker announced that restrictions on early prison inmate release for good behavior would be relaxed. The original rule required a minimum 14-day notification to the State Attorney’s office for early release. This order was made in order to lower the population in Illinois prisons which are exceptionally vulnerable to the coronavirus due to limited space and close quarters.

And to make sure there would be space for all those naughty people, you know, those coming within 6 foot of someone else, not wearing a mask when it was pointless, refusing a vaccine when it is dangerous to have them, that sort of thing.

And to frighten the public into thinking of all those nice murderers out on the streets during the daytime, let alone at night. Better stay at home then. They did this too in the UK funnily enough. Mmm…

On April 23, Pritzker extended the stay-at-home order through May 29 with some modifications. Churches were prohibited from holding meetings that had more than 10 people in attendance. Some churches defied Pritzker, held meetings and then filed federal lawsuits.

Some churches sensible then, the ones filing lawsuits. Best form of defence is attack

On May 1, Pritzker enacted a state-wide mask mandate.

This must have been a ginormous mask to cover the whole state. Pritzer is rather large and might need a bigger mask than most but really…

On May 21, Pritzker announced additional guidelines for Phase Three of the state’s reopening plan. These guidelines included that restaurants will be able to offer limited outdoor seating, campgrounds and state parks will be permitted to reopen, and golfers would be allowed to play in groups of up to four. Other outdoor recreational activities such as paintball will be permitted to resume operations.

As regards golfers the limitation is reasonable but golfers frequently only play up to four anyway. You can sometimes hear them say ‘four!’ after they hit their balls in an odd direction. I can sympathise; I would shout something pithier than that if I hit my balls.

On July 29, Pritzker announced that everyone who enters a state building is required to wear a face mask regardless of vaccination status.

On August 5, Pritzker announced that face masks must be worn at all times while inside P-12 schools, daycares, and long-term care facilities regardless of vaccination status.

So not so much benefit in being vaccinated then. You still have to wear a mask in certain circumstances. As vaccines are, if anything at all, poisons, there is in fact no benefit all. Just like mask wearing (unless Joe Biden or J.B. are nearby or the pollution is bad etc. etc.).

On August 26, Pritzker announced that a statewide indoor mask mandate would be reimposed in order to handle the surge caused by the Delta variant beginning on August 30. Pritzker also announced a vaccine mandate for all education employees for P-12 and higher education statewide. Pritzker also announced a vaccine mandate for all higher education students and healthcare workers. Pritzker announced that anyone who does not get a COVID-19 vaccine by September 5 will have to do weekly COVID testing.

That’s nice. Doesn’t matter whether you are vaccinated or not, still have to wear masks. Vaccines can’t be much good then. Why did you bother? Hint: being told you had too is not a good answer.

If you are not vaccinated then you have to be tested weekly. I understand the tests are not reliable, or necessarily always available. So that’s not much good then. As my father might say, the whole things a bloody shambles.

The heavenly Father was not available for comment as He is still off somewhere quiet swearing. However, we have an independent witness how believe he heard the following whilst in an isolated part of the Rockies. Redacted for sensitive readers.

“I told them not to take the ******* vaccines, I told them not to wear the ******* masks, I told them not to bother about the antisocial distancing. They are ******* mad the whole lot of them. Why did I bother creating them in the first place? I told them, just love each other, quite simple, just love each other.”

I note the following.

https://www.northernpublicradio.org/2021-12-28/pritzker-blames-unvaccinated-as-covid-patients-fill-illinois-hospitals-amid-omicron-surge

Just goes to show how dumb J.B. is. Doesn’t know about the poisons in vaccines (unless he does of course). But them how many Illinoisans do as well? Just goes to show how dumb many Illinoisans are.

But if you have a name like Illinois, you are likely to be ‘ill in Oy’!

https://chicago.suntimes.com/coronavirus/2021/11/8/22771144/pritzker-signs-ban-moral-objections-conscience-right-covid-19-gabel-raoul-coronavirus-amendment

This further goes to show how dumb J.B. is. Does he have shares in vaccine companies I wonder? Perhaps he is not dumb, just corrupt and evil. The love of money is the root of all kind of evil, and J.B. loves money that is clear.

Immigration

Apparently Pritzker supports Syrian refugees. But not personally I believe. I gather he has a spare house where some could go – see later. However, he has had the toilets removed, so that’s a bit of a bummer. Where could the refugees put their bums?

Still, I suppose they may be grateful for any accommodation they can get, and there is always the garden.

In winter perhaps Jay could let them use his own house’s toilets. His house is next door.

The Syrian refugees will be able to replace all the people that have been moving out of Illinois due to the poor economic prospects.

Whether Jay has anything to do with that I don’t know. Any thoughts?

Why is it taking so long? Well, it’s simple. J.B. Pritzer is a pile of shit, and without a toilet there is nowhere to flush him.

But there is always a hole in the ground. This includes the Hell Hole in Uzbekistan.

https://wasandi.blogspot.com/2011/06/door-to-hell-hole-fire-uzbekistan.html

This would be best place for him, then he won’t come back. Sadly, there are rumours his family should go there too.

Infrastructure

I see that money is to be made available for mass transit.

As Pritzer is rather mass-ive, it is vital to have more money out of the taxpayers to help move his bulk around. Or the bulk of his fortune around. Perhaps both.

Labor

I cover minimum wage issue later.

Pritzker signed the House 2028 bill, which passed both the Senate and House of Illinois unanimously. This bill doubles the compensation rate for families of officers of the law and firefighters killed in the line of duty from $10,000 to $20,000.

That will help as numbers killed increase. This will further indebt Illinois.

177 members of the Illinois legislature will receive $1,600 each in cost-of-living increases.

That’s nice. How about those who could benefit from help like the poorest? I doubt the members of the legislature are that poor.

Pritzker refused to take on the City of Chicago’s pension liabilities, believing that it would jeopardize the state’s credit rating. Moody’s raised it to one level above “junk” after the state passed a balanced budget in 2019. Pritzker did not reject the possibility of allowing Chicago to pool its pension funds with other parts of the state, however, and created a task force looking for ways to tackle the ballooning pension debts of municipalities across the state.

https://www.atlas-mag.net/en/article/moody-s-rating-scale

Does junk have anything to do with ‘Junkers’ in Jermany (sic)?

Yes. Let’s move on.

LGBT rights

He supports these. I thought it had to do with Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, and Tomato. Very good sub fillings. I know sub is a sandwich or similar in the states because I am very clever (eh hem). Baldy the bighead.

However, I made a mistake. It seems

In late June 2019, Pritzker signed an executive order requiring schools across the state to be “affirming and inclusive” of transgender and non-binary students.

I am imagining a conversation. Head teacher and student (or possibly an employee, an NQT or Newly Qualified Teacher.

‘Yes dear, we affirm you are a complete fruitcake, and completely unique in your nuttiness. Mmm? You think you are Joe Biden do you? But only on Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays. Really? And you are president of the United States on Tuesdays and Thursdays? And you mean that nice Kamala Harris?

What are you at the weekends, if it is not too much trouble to answer that? A banana. O..kay..Well dear we have a nice padded play room for you in this neighbouring building called a penitentiary. Yes, dear there will be lots of people like you there to look after you.

Next!’

This is a very interesting post.

Nov 21, 2021 by caltonjock.

Note reference to Jennifer Pritzker This explains the issues with J.B. Keep it in the family. That is the wealth etc.

Marijuana

On December 31, 2019, Pritzker pardoned approximately 11,000 individuals for low-level marijuana convictions.

The individuals were at 1st floor level rather than several stories up.

Look, in the States they start their floors at level 1, rather than ground Floor as we do in the UK. But that’s the Americans for you. I really am quite clever you know (eh hem).

‘I’m warning you Baldy, your head will swell and will then become so heavy it will sag to the ground, and then where will you be, eh??’

I have just remembered that Ground Zero is used for the point on the Earth’s surface closest to a detonation according to Wikipedia. So it does seem a little odd that in the States they start floors at level 1.

But in the States you also have people like J.B. Pritzker. Just saying.

Tobacco

He has raised the age of buying cigarettes to 21. And raised the sales tax. But fewer people are smoking

Given that marijuana is available on the streets perhaps more people will buy this instead.

This will help no end I’ve no doubt. Help gun crime, theft, inability to work properly, poverty etc. etc. that is.

Perhaps J.B. has connections to the drug cartels? He no doubt owns shares in big pharma; many people do via pension funds etc.

Abortion

During the 2018 gubernatorial Democratic primaries, Planned Parenthood supported Pritzker

I wonder how many people it took to support him as he is rather large. Any thoughts? See also earlier comments under ‘Abortion legislation’.

Minimum Wage

This is not a small wage for a small mother, a mini mum, but the lowest wage an employer should be paying a certain group of workers. These may well be mothers and small mothers at that.

Pritzker campaigned on raising the minimum wage in Illinois to $15 an hour.

It was to go up by $1 an hour on 1st January 2022as stated in this website

https://abc7chicago.com/whats-the-minimum-wage-in-illinois-2022-chicago-2021/11361822/

Apparently he signed in legislation in 2019 to that effect. And the increases are being introduced whether this actually makes any difference to people remains to be seen. Especially if the business you worked for has gone bust anyway.

Please comment if you wish.

Net neutrality

Pritzker is a supporter of net neutrality, and has stated on his gubernatorial campaign website: “As governor, I will ensure that all internet traffic is treated equally, so that everyone can continue to use the internet to grow their businesses, further their education, and enjoy the freedom of expression.”

This is good news. Although as I indicated above, this may be problematic if your business has gone bust and you are bankrupt.

Nevertheless you can say what you like about J.B. Pritzker but….no, let’s just say you can say what you like about J.B. Pritzker. Good or bad.

Philanthropy

The Better Government Association, an Illinois watchdog, has criticized Pritzker’s charitable giving practices, saying he funneled the funds he gave to charity from offshore tax havens. “The result is that Pritzker’s philanthropy, and any accolades that go with it, have been bankrolled with what is essentially found money. He did little to earn the proceeds and paid no taxes on the bulk of it before giving it away”, the BGA article states.

It is my observation the wealthy often like the accolades and pretend to be giving away money at personal sacrifice to themselves. ‘Look how wonderful I am. I trod on top of you to get to the top of the pile, and now I am giving some of the hard earned wealth I stole took borrowed from you,’

Jesus mentioned something about that regarding the widow’s mite story.

And in the giving of alms on the Sermon on the Mount. See earlier comment about left and right hands.

Tornado

I’d like to know the reasons for Pritzker’s glaring omissions during his Sunday sermon, because the silence is deafening and, at this point in American history, dangerous. To paraphrase a tweet I saw last year: Authoritarianism in the workplace is making it easier to accept authoritarianism in civic life.

There is a lot of dangerous wind in Illinois. How much comes out of J.B. is debatable. Farts can be silent but deadly. Discuss.

Personal life

Apparently he married a monster (sic). She is rather large like Jay. His children are rather large too. The monster family then.

I now know why in America they used to call women ‘broads’.

When they go overseas are they a broad abroad? Just asking.

There has been a toilet issue.

https://text.npr.org/654201077

Extract below.

As a result, the inspector general writes, “the County ultimately fell victim to a scheme to defraud … which resulted in the property owner ultimately receiving property tax refunds totaling $132,747.18 for the years 2012, 2013 and 2014, as well as additional tax savings of $198,684.85 for the years 2015 and 2016.”

Pritzker said Tuesday he would pay the Cook County treasurer’s office $330,000 by the end of the week. The day before, he had defended the deduction, saying he had “followed the rules.”

On Monday, Pritzker said the document’s release was a political move.

“This is an internal, confidential document by the inspector general’s office, which was looking into the assessor’s office, that was leaked for political purposes in this last month of a campaign,” he told reporters.

His Republican opponent, the incumbent Bruce Rauner, has made much of the toilet issue in the final months of the gubernatorial campaign, running an ad calling Pritzker “the porcelain prince of tax avoidance.”

“A bank robber who gives the money back is still a bank robber,” Rauner campaign spokesman Will Allison said in a statement.

Rauner is rich, too. He and his wife reported an adjusted gross income of $90 million in 2016.

Pritzker is flush with money so why did he do it anyway? His home was hardly bog standard. I guess this all reflects the fact that the cistern (sic) is utterly corrupt.

And so is that prick Pritzker.

There are alleged connections to the mafia.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/critics-of-mask-mandate-say-pritzker-acting-like-a-king-with-mafia-tactics

Benefits from pandemic

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/illinois-governors-family-firm-owns-stake-in-companies-conducting-coronavirus-testing

Family has donated to Joe Biden’s campaign. Note whose on the list. Includes George ‘Sore arse’.

Note following. 25% Jewish like Biden’s cabinet. This is grossly over representing the Jewish community or at least the wealthy ones. J.B. is gross or fat. Like his wealth.

https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2021/12/08/five-out-of-20-billionaire-american-dynasties-are-jewish/

The following is very interesting. This shows there are, as in any family, good and black sheep. Or in this case Jews who say they are Jews and who are Jews inwardly as Paul the apostle mentioned. And the other sort like J.B. Pritzker and George ‘Sore arse’.

https://coalitionforjewishvalues.org/2021/12/cns-il-catholic-bishop-gov-pritzker-has-facilitated-murder-by-repealing-parental-notice-of-abortion-act/

This should be noted.

Sharon Weiss sounds Germanic in origin. She said re mandates for Catholic schools.

“Disregarding them could be considered gross negligence associated with the COVID-19 response and could subject the schools to unnecessary liability,” Weiss said in the memo.

She supports J.B. Pritzker’s mandate. Is she also a bit Jewish. In any event she is a moron. Any fool like me can see that she can’t think straight, let alone research properly. She does not listen to the heavenly Father who says masks are pointless except when they are sensible.

They are pointless against the ‘flu, the internal toxicosis of the body which is individual to each individual. The heavenly Father says He thinks He is going to have to go off to the Rockies again.

However, He might be saying pithy things to Sharon Weiss first. He notes that Weiss is pronounced vice. Vice is bad. Weiss has two ‘S’s like SS of Germany fame or infamy. He knows this is significant in this case.

There is this re wage theft.

https://freebeacon.com/politics/pritzkers-investment-firm-bought-company-accused-wage-theft/

All in all, J.B. does not come out well, not well at all.

Meaning of his name

Well, Jay is a bird. Like magpies they like bright shiny objects. Like jewels. J.B. is a Jew. Mmm…El is an angel in Hebrew, but there are good and bad angels. Mmm…

Do Blue Jays like shiny things?

Blue Jays are very secretive when it comes to building nests. They love shiny objects and will often incorporate bits of foil wrappers into their loose twig nests. They like a well-decorated home as much as we humans do! There will be as few as three or as many as seven olive-green eggs covered with brown spots.

From https://askingthelot.com/what-birds-are-attracted-to-shiny-objects/

Roberts in French slang are breasts or tits. My wife mentioned this to me as she was a French teacher and knows about these things. I can’t find a link to back this up.

What Does Pritzker Mean?

Family takes always priority in your life. It is the foundation of your traditional values.

Providing for them is of the utmost importance! People know you as dependable, responsible and social.

Always able to get enthusiastic about the endless beauty in this world. Feeling the most harmonious at home you find pleasure in decorating it.

Nevertheless you are not completely unselfish, because of a tendency to teach others while expecting gratitude.

From

http://www.meaningslike.com/lastnames/name-stands-for/pritzker

An anagram of Pritzker is per Ritz. This is like the hotel chain, Ritz-Carlton. And the Pritzker family own hotels, the Hyatt Hotels Corporation. But not Ritz-Carlton.

Anagrams

Jay Robert Pritzker. This contains 17 letters, 12 or which are individual omitting repeats. This is still statistically interesting being just less than half the English alphabet.

Reprobate – I think this explains itself.

Terrorize – quite.

Betrayer – indeed.

Bitterer – reasonable. Perhaps he was fat at school and was teased about it. Can make someone bitter. Better to be kind then, otherwise there will be problems latter.

Bizarre – obviously.

Zit – a spot. The whole thing is spotty, or dodgy. Spots indicate sickness. Pritzker is sick, as is the corrupt government system.

Jerry – the German link. A jerry can be a chamber pot or potty. The whole thing is potty. The Germans can be potty. They started two world wars as well as the current third world war, this war of words

Prik – sounds like prick. Need I say more?

Potty – we’ve been there all ready.

Prat – yup.

Berk – yup

Porkier – yup

Jerk – yup

Abort – discussed that already

Baker – baker of Egypt, the dream interpretation of Joseph. You have been warned J.B.

Broke – Illinois is broke in lots of ways. But Then as I have said it is in the name. Ill in ois. Oy! The state is ill, oy,wake up!

Korea – north or south?

Tarot – occultic practices at work, hidden (which is what occult means)

Opera – the show isn’t over until the fat lady sings. In this case the fat man. Remind me of the TV series theme tune with Adam West. ‘Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, Fatman!’

To ‘sing’ can be to confess. Confess your sins Jay B. and repent before it is too late.

Petri – like a stone. Illinois is sinking.

Piker – From Merriam Webster dictionary.

1: one who gambles or speculates with small amounts of money

2: one who does things in a small way

also : TIGHTWAD, CHEAPSKATE

All of which makes sense except the small amounts of money. But then it could be the small amounts of money he pinches from a large amount of people, resulting in a large amount of money for himself.

piety – looks good on the outside, but full of dead men’s bones, those who have died to help you get to the top of the pile. And how many pies have you eat, eh?

Poker – the gambling connection.

Topaz – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topaz#Etymology

Tripe – people sold a load of tripe, worthless stuff.

Boer – very boring

Boar – still very boaring and pig-like to boot. Give Jay B. the boot, up the backside.

Bore – can it get any more boring than this??

Brat – fine

Bray – like an ass. He has a big ass. He is democrat. The ass is its symbol.

eBay – does he have shares in it?

Joke – no laughing matter

Prat – yeah, yeah

Rape – steals everything he can lay his hands on.

Riot – to distract the populace and make them fearful, whilst he cashes in.

Tyke – nasty little…

Tzar – ruler of he surveys. Stop him ruling then.

Yeti – abominable, not sure about snowman. Except snow is another name for cocaine. So I’ll give that a tick.

Zero – benefit to Illinois.

I could do more and also the combinations that can be made up so all his letters are used. But as it is winter in the USA and you might like something to do, why not make a game of it and see what you come up with.

But I will mention this one.

Jerri porky tzar bet – absolutely true. Sums him up quite well.

Miscellaneous

I note that the Lieutenant governor of Illinois is Juliana Stratton

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliana_Stratton

The link says

In July 2021, Pritzker and Stratton announced that they would both be running for re-election in 2022.

As Pritzker is rather large I assume Stratton is likely to win. Stratton comes from ‘straight’. Is she straight?

However, even if she wins I assume Pritzker will win and be governor. This is on the basis of the first will be last and the last will be first. He knows the short cuts. In Pritzker’s case a.k.a. cheating.

Jesus talks about this.

 “I tell you the truth, the man who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber.”

https://ebible.com/questions/7861-why-does-john-10-1-make-a-distinction-between-thief-and-robber

Well, we can see J.B. thieving that’s for sure.

Summary

By the way, did you know Hillary Clinton was born and raised in Illinois? This may be why the State suffers so.

As regards J.B. Pritzker you can see he is a serious problem. As is the rest of the Pritzker clan, possibly. Some of them certainly.

He loves money, he is fraudulent, dictatorial, undermining good morals, right living and common sense. He is Jewish, but not in the good sense. He gives the good Jews a bad name.

But then he is not Jewish at all as he is not Jewish inwardly and that is what counts.

I gather State elections for governor are coming up this year on November 8th.

80 years ago on that day in 1942 Operation Torch, the Allied invasion of Vichy-controlled Morocco and Algeria, began. The 8th army had started to breakout from the battle of El Alamein. In Russia the Germans reached the furthest they would on the 5th November. In the Far East the Japanese were starting to be turned back.

This all indicates good news to be expected in this year. Something to work for.

Do see that J.B.Pritzker is booted and sorted out, please.

But you will need to have someone suitable if you really do need a governor. Make sure they want to serve the people, not steal from them.


P.S. If you haven’t seen this, this may be of interest S is for….. States of the U.S.A.

Regarding the O Jays, the band, they did this. I never realised. It is very good. Thank you very much to all O Jays, living and dead, you did a wonderful job.

“For The Love Of Money”

Here are the lyrics. Please note that love of money is the root of all kinds of evil, not all evil as in the lyrics.

Money, money, money, money, money [6x]

Some people got to have it

Some people really need it

Listen to me y’all, do things

Do things, do bad things with it

You wanna do things, do things

Do things, good things with it

Talk about cash money, money

Talk about cash money

Dollar bills, yall

For the love of money

People will steal from their mother

For the love of money

People will rob their own brother

For the love of money

People can’t even walk the street

Because they never know

Who in the world they’re gonna beat

For that lean, mean, mean green

Almighty dollar, money

For the love of money

People will lie, Lord, they will cheat

For the love of money

People don’t care who they hurt or beat

For the love of money

A woman will sell her precious body

For a small piece of paper

It carries a lot of weight

Call it lean, mean, mean green

Almighty dollar

I know money is the root of all evil

Do funny things to some people

Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime

Money can drive some people out of their minds

Got to have it, I really need it

How many things have I heard you say

Some people really need it

How many things have I heard you say

Got to have it, I really need it

How many things have I heard you say

Lay down, lay down, a woman will lay down

For the love of money

All for the love of money

Don’t let, don’t let, don’t let money rule you

For the love of money

Money can change people sometimes

Don’t let, don’t let, don’t let money fool you

Money can fool people sometimes

People, don’t let money, don’t let money change you

It will keep on changing, changing up your mind

Lest we forget – Armistice day 11th November 2021

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

11th November 2021

Another day arrives when we remember the fallen from two world wars, those who died in service of their country. That is, those who served in the armed forces.

Of course, we do also remember others who died, those who died in bombing raids for example. Civilians whose lives were lost, perhaps not in service as such but nevertheless who by and large would have been serving their country in large or small ways.

Whilst I have not checked what’s happening this year, last year it was rather different in the UK. Only small ‘crowds’ gathered, were anti-socially distanced (it can’t be called social), and often wore masks.

Pillocks.

I say this, because nobody seemed to double-check the gov.uk website where such things were guidance and advice, not mandatory.

In any event, Covid 19 is the seasonal ‘flu made out to be a monster to scare the living daylights out of the already fearful, conditioned to accept stupidity.

What the soldiers of WW1 let alone WW2 would have made of it I don’t know. There are those left alive from the second war, but I can’t find any comments at the moment.

This is the current guidance and advice.

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/guidance-for-2021-remembrance-sunday-commemorations

I have noted that:

‘Photography is permitted, but the Metropolitan Police have powers to remove obstacles (such as camera tripods)’

But not Cressida Dick sadly. Removal of such Dicks is painful which is why a substantially male police service (not ‘force’ if you please) find it difficult to face up to.

Anyway, I suppose people will still be somewhat stupid this year and follow the government guidance and advice when it would be pointless to do so. As regards wearing masks, I suggest wearing them on your arms rather than your faces.

Black ones of course. This will show you are in mourning for the loss of loved ones.

These will be the loved ones who died as a result of government manipulation in so-called lockdowns and the foolishness of the populace in failing to love one another because of the ‘flu.

And kowtowing to vaccine mandates or social pressure and having poisonous shots which are injuring many and killing some. Which of course vaccines have always done, but people forget or ignore.

The day itself is marked by 2 minutes silence at 11am. In more recent years we have often had one minute silences to remember a few people. However worthy the sentiment, it is just virtue signalling.

I found this link. There are differing opinions.

However, I think this sums it up nicely.

Cheezzoom

‘We only have these minute silences for “bad” things that the media and people tell us that we should have a minute silence, but if we truly had a minute silence for all the terrible things that are happening around the world, all the death and destruction what is going on, we as a planet would be silent for god knows how long.’

It reminds me of the passage in Revelation where there is silence in heaven for about half an hour.

I strongly suspect this is the length of time reflecting the huge numbers who have died as a result of Satan’s machinations over the years, all those of God’ children he has murdered through wars, pestilence etc.

Perhaps someone could do a calculation based on 2 minutes for the dead of the first two world wars contrasted with the possible deaths since the world was created.

On a lighter note, one November I noticed a box in a café where my wife and I had stopped for lunch on Anglesey. It said ‘Please help the poppy appeal’.

My in-laws on the island live next door to a couple with a cat called Poppy, so I said ‘I didn’t know they were collecting for next doors cat’!

Of course, poppies are the reminder of the fields on the Western Front during WW1, immortalised it seems by Canadian doctor John McCrae who wrote his poem ‘In Flanders Fields’. The following gives more details.

https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/why-we-wear-poppies-on-remembrance-day

The memorial services that take place today and on what is called in the UK Remembrance Sunday usually include the following penned by Laurence Binyon

“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them.”

This link includes other quotes probably less well known.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7646067/remembrance-day-poems-quotes-messages/

Written by Wilfred Owen

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.

The Latin text means ‘It is sweet and honourable to die for your country’. Is it a lie as Wilfred says? It depends, I suppose, on whether you think it was worth it. Horatio Nelson on board HMS Victory certainly thought so judging by his final words. But in a muddy trench in Flanders Fields, blown to bits with no trace of your body for anyone to find?

People thought it would be a ‘War to end all wars’. It wasn’t, we had another 20 years later. Even that one didn’t finish the job. That is because as I keep saying we are now in WW3, only this time a battle of words.

But people are still dying, many millions dying unnecessarily.

It is often said that the huge losses in WW1 were a consequence of incompetence of the generals in charge. There is a phrase ‘Lions led by donkeys’. This phrase is explained in this link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lions_led_by_donkeys

It seems to me that this phrase can now apply in the USA. The nation is being led by donkeys, a.k.a .democrats!! After all, the jackass or donkey in the democrats’ symbol, so this seems very reasonable.

And lots of people are dying unnecessarily in the charge to deal with Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu.

On a positive note however, this was written by Dylan Thomas. I didn’t know he wrote this.

They shall have stars at elbow and foot; Though they go mad they shall be sane, Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion.

The hymn ‘I vow to thee my country ’is usually sung at the memorial services and sung to music from taken from the “Jupiter” movement of Holst’s 1917 suite The Planets. Here’s the text.

I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above,

Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love;

The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test,

That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;

The love that never falters, the love that pays the price,

The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice.

And there’s another country, I’ve heard of long ago,

Most dear to them that love her, most great to them that know;

We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;

Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;

And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,

And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.

The first verse says ‘The love that asks no question’.  I do not agree with that; it is always good to ask questions. Why are we doing something as stupid as having a war where people die in their millions is a good question.

Why do we follow government diktats when they are obviously stupid is another. Like locking down or having a pointless vaccine which may well harm or kill us.

Still, the second verse of the hymn is better. The verse refers to a king. The king of course is Jesus Christ. He would answer questions, just as the heavenly Father answers questions if you ask Him. Like Father like Son.

The last line might imply that there is not a big fight to undergo. It is just it is a battle of words with a sword of truth tempered with love. Just read the gospels and you will see Jesus at work with His ‘sword’.

He does not mince His words, but they were said out of love even if some things he said were perplexing. He came down hard on the hypocrites of course, but even that is love as it was the truth.

In this war of words, World War Three as I call it, many are fighting for another country, God’s country or kingdom where peace reigns and the Lord God, the Most High is king.

And, as Dylan Thomas says, death shall have no dominion.

But for now many are still falling in battle, many are wounded or lamed in the fight. So let us remember the fallen today and remember Jesus too.

P.S. Lest we forget, there is to be a resurrection of the dead, all of them, so it is not all doom and gloom. And as far as I am concerned this had better be the Last Battle or else!

If you are interested and haven’t read before, here are some links

Cressida Dick

M is for…..Masks

V is for…..Vaccination

G is for…..Guidance

Fear is the Key

(Or how to scare the children)

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

26th September 2021 (minor amendment re marriages 27th September 2021 and for debt slavery 3rd October 2021. Clarification re Catholic 19th November 2021)

A book by Alistair MacLean. I have a copy somewhere. It is very good as much of his work is, especially the early stuff.

In essence it has to do with fear of death being the key to a confession of guilt to save the guilty parties lives.

So what about today? Well, people seem to be in fear of Covid 19, or Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS‑CoV‑2). A deadly ‘monster’, apparently, to scare the living daylights out of you.

But is it a monster? Well if you check the statistics, no. You were more likely to die of coronary artery disease, strokes (not the nice kind!) and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease according to the World Health Organisation up to 2019.

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/the-top-10-causes-of-death

This suggests the same thing currently.

https://deathmeters.info/

There is this from the Office for National Statistics in the UK. Covid 19 is still only third .

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/bulletins/monthlymortalityanalysisenglandandwales/august2021

In August 2021, there were 40,460 deaths registered in England, 3,650 deaths (9.9%) more than the August five-year average (2015 to 2019) and there were 2,614 deaths registered in Wales, 119 deaths (4.8%) more than the August average.

The leading cause of death in August 2021 was dementia and Alzheimer’s disease in England (accounting for 10.9% of all deaths) and ischaemic heart diseases in Wales (12.1% of all deaths).

Coronavirus (COVID-19) was the third leading cause of death in August 2021 in England (accounting for 5.3% of all deaths registered in August); in Wales, COVID-19 was the seventh leading cause of death and accounted for 2.7% of all deaths.

In any event I have explained elsewhere that Covid 19 is just the ‘flu, the seasonal ‘flu. So how have we come to this place of so many being afraid?

I have seen the following useful check list:

The Check Off List:

· Create a name for a broad range of non-specific symptoms ✔

· Call it “covid-19” ✔

· Diagnose people with unvalidated tests to get “confirmed cases” ✔

· Bombard 7.9 billion people with fear 24/7 based on these “cases” and “deaths” ✔

· Use those numbers to convince the average person that “covid” and “the virus” must be real. Look at the numbers! ✔

· Encourage everyone to get tested like never before to keep the numbers up ✔

· Use sensationalized words like “soar” “surge” “spike” and “skyrocket” as frequently as possible ✔

· Remember the motto. Fear, fear, and more fear! Works every time. ✔

· Keep people in a sustained state of fear & stress on a mass scale to actually make them sick ✔

· Control the flow of information by establishing the “official story” as the one sole truth and censor anything outside of that  ✔

· Refuse and prohibit open debate in the scientific community ✔

· Ignore the complete lack of the scientific method being used in virology ✔

· Disregard the fact that virologists never purified out a “virus” from anyone ✔

· Remember. Koch’s postulates don’t apply to viruses. Viruses are made up anyway. We make the rules ✔

· If confronted, simply laugh and say “of course there’s a virus” or “we trust the science” ✔

· Promote well-meaning compassionate labels such as “anti-maskers”, “anti-vaxxers”, “conspiracy-theorists” and “science denier” ✔

· Remember. Nature is the enemy. Natural is bad ✔

· Create “the need for a vaccine” by discrediting any other health remedies. Vaccines are the only hope for humanity ✔

· Do not. Repeat. Do Not talk about healthy lifestyles, diet, exercise, stress minimization, or anything to that affair. It’s pseudoscience ✔

· Get the injection into as many people as quickly as possible before they see through the BS ✔

· Use every available resource, including Morgan Freeman, to incentivize and coerce people to get the injection ✔

· Repeat, vaccines are safe and effective, regardless of any information that contradicts that ✔

· Repeat, covid vaccines are not experimental, even though the NIH says they’re experimental ✔

· Encourage a mob-like mentality through fear of the “unvaccinated”. Remember, natural is bad ✔

· Find new and improved ways to convince people that “anti-science” “anti-vaccine” people are jeopardizing their grandma’s health ✔

· Indian variant, delta variant, bravo variant. Keep em comin’! ✔ ✔ ✔

·Always. Use fear and lack of understanding to your advantage ✔

· Divide and conquer ✔

In essence that is a good summary. However, the broad range of symptoms referred to at the beginning of the list are what we normally call the ‘flu, the influenza, the inflowing poisons or viruses within our body that are created by our metabolism and which we must excrete.

Otherwise our organs will pack up and we will eventually die.

So of course, there is a virus, just that it is the usual thing. Except of course that our environment, food, air and water, has been steadily and increasingly poisoned in various ways. This adds to what may be called the ‘viral load’, the toxins in our body.

As regards the deaths, any increase in deaths is due to the stresses and strains imposed by coping with the ridiculous imposition of lockdowns (guidance and advice in the UK as I have explained elsewhere).

So we see suicides are up, people are depressed, maybe out of work, angry and commit murder.

And who knows what happened in the care homes where so many ‘excess deaths’ occurred.

Others exploit people’s weaknesses and take the opportunity to abuse their positions, or make money out of providing pointless masks and visors, PCR tests, and poisonous vaccines.

As regards the psychological preparation this has been very long term, indeed over a century. The subversion of the education system has been critical; stop critical thinking, don’t teach history or revise it or both.

Encourage strict obedience by passing laws that the good people think they must follow, however stupid they may seem; the evil people will not bother anyway, they have always done as they pleased.

Destroy marriages and increase the numbers of people living on their own so they are isolated. There are a lot of women trying to bring up children and work to provide a living who have no time to stop and think. The men have abandoned them who might have otherwise had the time to think and help them.

Encourage people into debt, whether on property on for daily living. They will then be afraid to lose their jobs and so compromise on what is sensible, and avoid thinking critically. Getting into debt makes you a slave to the banks, the lenders, to money. You cannot serve two masters as Jesus said, you will love one or the other.

Distort the true meaning of the scriptures, the teaching in the bible, where it says ‘Submit to authorities’ by making out this must mean blindly following anything they say, whilst forgetting the authorities are the servants of all, not the other way round.

It is worth looking at the following three areas which have more recently influenced the nations, particularly since the year 2000:

Films

I extract some text which I comment upon, but it is worth reading the plot summaries if you have not seen the films yourselves.

Quarantine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarantine_(2008_film)

The authorities and CDC quarantine the building, not allowing anyone to leave. Angela interviews Briana, who states that her dog is at the vet because he was sick. Lawrence recognizes the symptoms as similar to those of rabies. Angela and Scott witness a rabid dog maul Randy to death. They are attacked by Elise and Scott kills her in self-defense. CDC officers wearing hazmat suits enter the building to test Fletcher and James who have become naturally aggressive and bites one of the officers and Lawrence. The surviving inspector reveals that Briana’s dog is the reason the CDC has quarantined the building, as it was infected. Briana succumbs and bites her mother before fleeing. The group finds Briana, who is now infected. She bites Danny, which forces the others to rush back downstairs as all the infected break loose. Kathy is killed and Nadif and Jwahir are infected by Lawrence.

The film is reminiscent of the vampire stories of old. It gets us thinking this could happen to us. But again it is a fear tactic.

Contagion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contagion_(2011_film)

It states:

…bears some resemblance to the pandemic depicted in the film

Help! If you read the plot summary, it bears a LOT of resemblance to the pandemic depicted in the film.

28 days Later

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Days_Later

28 Days Later is a 2002 British post-apocalyptic horror drama film directed by Danny Boyle, written by Alex Garland, and starring Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Christopher Eccleston, Megan Burns and Brendan Gleeson. The plot depicts the breakdown of society following the accidental release of a highly contagious virus and focuses upon the struggle of four survivors (Murphy, Harris, Burns and Gleeson) to cope with the destruction of the life they once knew while evading those infected by the virus.

It makes reference to Balfron Tower, a Brutalist residential tower building designed by architect Ernő Goldfinger. He was a Jewish Hungarian by birth it seems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ern%C5%91_Goldfinger

Personal life

Goldfinger was known as a humourless man given to notorious rages. He sometimes fired his assistants if they were inappropriately jocular, and once forcibly ejected two prospective clients for imposing restrictions on his design.

A discussion on a golf course about Ernő with Goldfinger’s cousin prompted Ian Fleming to name the James Bond adversary and villain Auric Goldfinger after Ernő—Fleming had been among the objectors to the pre-war demolition of the cottages in Hampstead that were removed to make way for Goldfinger’s house at 2 Willow Road. Goldfinger consulted his lawyers when Goldfinger was published in 1959, which prompted Fleming to threaten to rename the character ‘Goldprick’, but eventually decided not to sue; Fleming’s publishers agreed to pay his costs and gave him six free copies of the book.

I have extracted the above text because it makes interesting reading, and again emphasises some of the issues in society today. It shows the brutalism of this architect and the architecture he designed, where people can become isolated and ignored.

Isolated of course from both people and the natural world around us, the plants and flowers which benefit us.

And when ignored, people can become afraid and ignorant.

The other problems associated with tower blocks are well-documented, broken lifts etc. which I won’t go into here.

Monsters Inc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters,_Inc.

The text makes reference to ‘Child Detection Agency (CDA)’ and ‘…”23-19″accidents…’

The CDA reminds me of the CDC and the FDA, the  Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and Food and Drug Administration in the United States.

The CDA thinks children are infectious. This makes me think of those who want to vaccinate children needlessly with poisoned needles, let alone the adults. I call this child abuse and intent to kill.

The 23-19 accidents remind me of the so-called sanitisation of so-called infected areas or ‘at risk areas’. But I wonder what is in these chemicals they have used and what these do to public health?

On a positive note at the end we see:

…harvest children’s laughter instead of screams, as laughter is ten times more potent.

This is a beautiful point; laughter is so much more powerful than fear.

Masks

We were told early on that mask wearing in Asia was down to the ‘flu. This is at best misleading as this article indicates. Asian populations were wearing them due to pollution, not the ‘flu which was a secondary issue.

given Japan’s obsession with social courtesy, by cough-and-cold victims seeking to avoid transmitting their germs to others, rather than healthy people looking to prevent the onset of illness.

Note masks used by the sick as courtesy to others, not to be worn by healthy people!!

So if you are wearing a mask this suggests you may be sick, if the atmosphere is not polluted. But don’t try and force your decision to wear a mask on others.

Or you may be afraid of interacting with others; people wear masks to hide their feelings. I once was siting opposite a lady on a train who wore sunglasses. She had a little daughter. I sensed she was upset, but I didn’t say anything. Her glasses seemed to try and shut out the world and conceal her pain.

It upsets me even now as I remember nearly forty years on.

Much as it upsets me today, seeing people wearing masks when they do not need to, just because they are fearful.

It should not be forgotten that disposed of masks are adding unnecessarily to pollution. I have seen them discarded on the streets. The following link talks about the far more serious issue of marine pollution; the seas are already highly polluted anyway with plastics.

Sun

The media and health advisors have made the sun seem bad for you, and encourage use of sun creams which all too often contain poisonous chemicals. These reduce the likelihood of vitamin D production via the sun (free!) thereby increasing risks of toxociosis of the body and what are called cancers.

Summary

I think it might be best summed up as follows by the Monty Python sketch.

Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope!

Although the last one may not seem relevant.

Except of course the disturbing revelations about paedophilia (paedophilia erotica would be a better term), the sexual abuse of children. And the accumulated wealth of the Roman Catholic church, at odds with Jesus Christ’s teaching about not hoarding up worldly riches.

Let alone the fact that He did not institute any of the hierarchy which is purely man-made.

After all, He came as a servant, not to Lord it over people. The heavenly Father is the same. As Jesus said, ‘I and the Father are one.’

So is the Roman Catholic church behind the pandemic? Well, I have already mentioned one of three groups, Germany, the source of current germ and viral theory. Strictly of course it is the old kingdom of Prussia which forms the bulk of modern day Germany.

And more strictly too, the Nazis and communists who both arose out of Germany.

But yes, the Roman Catholic church is behind them, and thus the second group. Please note this does NOT mean all who call themselves Catholic, but the institution which is the beast. There are of course individuals involved as ever.

The key in this case is do you follow Jesus Christ as opposed to an institution and rules and regulations as opposed to the Law of Love?

As to the remedy to fear, well, Paul the apostle said this.

“For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.”

When we have power and love and a sound mind we need not fear. And if you lack these things, just ask God and He will give them if you truly want them, really, really want them.

I have seen this definition of fear which is very good

So I say rise up and face everything; Covid 19 is the annual ‘flu and you need not be afraid of it.

And we must not forget laughter is the best medicine as the Reader’s Digest has said for many years.

In Monster’s Inc. it refers to laughter to be 10 times more productive and energy giving than fear.

So take time to laugh at the ridiculous goings on, as this will help dispel the foolish, rather like bogarts are dispelled by ridiculous images in Harry Potter.

Then our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with shouts of joy. Then it was said among the nations, “The LORD has done great things for them.”

Amen.

P.S.Here is a link to the Monty Python sketch if you are interested.

And a link to Covid 19 Summary if you haven’t already read it and the sub-links.

More Lies (The Guardian)

15th August 2020

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

I have just looked at the Saturday Guardian from yesterday, 14th August. There is an article in praise of vaccines by Christina Pagel, apparently ‘the director of UCL’s Clinical Operational Research Unit, which applies advanced analytical methods in healthcare.’

Wikipedia says Christina Pagel was born to German parents in London. Oh dear, that explains a lot.

https://order-order.com/2020/05/04/not-independent-activist-stuffed-shadow-sage/

The above says she is on SAGE and an anti-Brexiteer campaigner. Oh dear, explains an AWFUL lot.

Well, the article headline is Covid myths debunked and why vaccination is crucial. If you have read my Lies you’re told about the COVID vaccine (NHS approved), you may expect what is coming and go elsewhere but if not read on.

The online link is here, I have put her comments in italics in the points.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/13/common-myths-about-covid-debunked

She makes seven claims, you can check her reasoning from the article, but I repeat her text as necessary:

  • I don’t have any symptoms – so even if have Covid, I won’t give it to anyone one else

She says this is wrong. This is bollux. You cannot transmit a chemical virus. I have explained elsewhere what viruses are and that the exosome they are examining as a virus is the body’s defence system at work.

She also says ‘Do not assume that as long as you feel fine you don’t pose a risk to others. You do!’

Nope, you don’t, you can’t. Period.

  • I won’t pick up or transmit the virus because I’m fully vaccinated

She says this isn’t true. Well, you can’t pick up the virus like you can pick up a glass of water, and you cannot transmit the virus as I have already explained.

Vaccines, if they contain anything other than saline, for example, as a placebo, will merely poison you to a varying degree depending on the poison in it. That depends on the manufacturer.

She says ‘There have been plenty of documented cases of fully vaccinated people getting Covid, and while the vast majority haven’t needed hospital, many – such as Andrew Marr, for instance – have still felt really rough for a few weeks.’

The vaccinated people have been getting Covid a.k.a. the ‘flu because the vaccines are poisons. The ‘flu is poisoning or toxicosis. So people thought they were clever in getting poisoned. We did warn you. Idiots.

Andrew Marr  felt really rough for a few weeks. He is an idiot for having been vaccinated then, isn’t he? But he has been an idiot for a while so that’s not surprising.

The vaccines are incredibly good at protecting you from getting severely ill but less good at preventing you from getting infected. Data from the Imperial REACT study in England suggests that vaccines are somewhere between 50% and 60% effective at preventing infection (regardless of whether you get symptoms).

Note data from Imperial REACT study. Where Neil Ferguson works. So we can ignore that rubbish then can’t we.

Anyway, basically her comments are more bollux.

  • I’ve had Covid already, so I don’t need the vaccine

She says ‘Having had Covid does give you reasonable protection from being infected again, but it’s not as good as the protection you get from being vaccinated.’

Yet more bollux. If you are poisoned by something, having had poison in your system does not ever stop you getting poisoned again.

Being poisoned by a vaccine will not of course give you any protection whatsoever.

  • I have a good immune system so I don’t need the vaccine

For sure having a good immune system is better than having a bad one, but previously healthy people can still get very sick with Covid, including ending up in hospital and dying.

I am glad she acknowledges having a good immune system better than a bad one. Previously healthy people have probably had a poisonous vaccine or some other poison. Poisons, including vaccines, kill people. Any fool knows this.

But lots of people have taken a poisonous vaccine. Why?? They are foolish, that’s why.

A good immune system is key to good health.

Vaccines are a key to poisons, sickness and sometimes death.

They are a key to wealth for big pharmaceutical companies however. The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil.

  • Children are fine if they get Covid

Children are at much lower risk of getting severely ill or getting long Covid than adults, but can still do so.

Children can still get the ‘flu. Or as we might say get poisoned. By vaccines, for example, administered by adults. Adults are not always kind it seems. Who would have thought it?

  • Masks don’t work

We now know that Covid is mostly airborne and spread by people breathing, talking, shouting and singing. Masks are by no means perfect, but they do stop lots of your breath hitting someone else’s face when you are interacting with them.

Mostly airborne?? Who says? Masks ‘…stop lots of your breath…’?? Not very good English, but then it is the Guardian.

We wear masks primarily to protect others from our breath rather than to protect ourselves from others.

Well, if you have halitosis this may be of use. I have referred to other mask benefits in certain circumstances – see …. M is for…..Masks

But otherwise masks don’t work to protect against a chemical virus.

Except they will keep out diesel fumes; these are not very nice. But then a German invented diesel fuel so what do you expect. Germany has been a bit annoying over the last 150 years or so.

And Christina Pagel’s parents were…? Remind me, I’ve forgotten.

  • This wave will be the last …

In the UK there have been headlines calling each of the previous waves the last, and they have been wrong. The government says things are unpredictable and many experts expect infections to rise again as we go into autumn and winter.

This is because many experts are clever enough (but not that clever) to remember that the ‘flu is typically seasonal. And comes in the autumn and winter. Especially in February  when the body’s immune system is typically low in vitamin D.

February, which is février in French.  Février like feverish which is why February is so called. B and V interchangeable in Greek. Easy you see, tells you exactly what to expect.

And just to make it clear ‘The-‘flu-comes-every-year-in-waves’. It will keep coming, year in year out. Get used to it and get wise.

Don’t have the vaccines for starters, improve your immune system for seconds.

There you have it. Lots more bollux from the Guardian, although it does have some good articles sometimes, so worth a look from time to time.

But Christina Pagel is an idiot, of German origin who is anti-Brexit, so not sure worth listening to her. Not about vaccines and Covid anyway. Or Brexit.

I think she is a Fifth columnist, writes a column in the Guardian. A spy. Spies were executed for treason once.

High time they were again.

P.S. Why not look up about Why are so many German cities Bad? 

Or about Covid 19, there are various sub-links COVID 19 SUMMARY!!!

Mark of the Beast

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

14th April 2021

Here we are at last. I am indebted to a faithful follower how has worked hard to assist me in this task.

Before I start I would mention that I believe that to a certain extent history is repeating itself and that we are in 1941, 80 years ago, in some aspects. The World war against Germany. Which will be significant when you read below.

One event was that the Germans attacked and were repulsed in North Africa at Tobruk. The Australians were defending it. Well done them!

http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-battles/ww2/tobruk.htm

The Germans were led by Erwin Rommel, the lieutenant general at the time. His nick name was’The desert fox’. It amused me to note from my Cloud for the first time this year, an old Fox cross the rear of my garden yesterday.

And my wife has been having organic food delivered by an Australian over here in the UK!! Honestly, scouts honour and all that. Amazing!

Be that as it may, lets get on with the main task which I set out. Do respond once you have checked it out. And do pass on or post yourselves if you wish, include a link to my site etc. Feel free.

I am not too bothered how except I would like more people to view and know the truth so they can be free. The truth will set you free. So let’s get on with it.

But if you wish to view my page first on 666 go there. Another reminder at end of this post if you wish to go there after.

THE MARK OF THE BEAST

This is a well-known phrase striking fear into many, but few understand its full meaning. I kid you not to say that I now do. At least, that is I have uncovered the depth of meaning, and expose the fact that the interpretation over the years has been too narrow.

I do not demean all the good hard work others have put in over the years; just that I am not aware that anyone has addressed it as I have. If you know better let me know. There are no doubt further aspects to explore. I will keep  an open mind to other details.

In truth, it has had more than one meaning and has applied in different ways across history from the day John first penned the words. Whilst it might be useful to look at the history, I will not trouble to set out that side when we need to know how it applies now in the end times.

We need the original Greek words to be sure of its meaning and to analyse those first. Then the truth will be revealed.

Original Greek

Charagma – χάραγμα – mark.  A neuter noun. Note seven occurrences of this word, all in revelation, plus further 1 Charagmati, χαράγματι,  meaning a graven thing, an engraving or etching, or something stamped, an impression.

However, Google translate gives Chara as ‘Joy’. Char could be tank as in French, but can refer to chariot as in ‘your chariot awaits’ which might be said of a motor vehicle, to someone by a person else waiting to give the someone a lift.

Gma – I struggle to understand this suffix. I have the following link.

https://wordmaker.info/ending-with/gma.html

I note 12 words listed, reminds me of Satan as this is typically his number. Includes stigma. An anagram of this is M Gaits. Sounds like M-(elinda) Gates. Mmm, now there’s a thought. Who wears the trousers in that family?

We then have ‘joy of the Gates’. Does that ring a little bell? Or a dirty great big bell? Don’t forget you may have heard it here first. Tell people, they would like to know.

However, my first thought in internet research was initials of Good Morning America. And where you can find Melinda Gates video.

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/melinda-gates-15-years-historic-28398407

First thoughts can often be correct. But second thoughts can be useful too it seems. Although I put the second first in this case, to show my reasoning.

Tou – τοῦ – of the

Thēriou – θηρίου – beast. . Note 16  occurrences of this word, all in revelation A neuter noun. Strictly wild beast, but not an animal in the sacrificial sense, rather an object or organisation. See below link.

https://biblehub.com/greek/2342.htm

Definition: Note 23 and 42. See 42 link if interested, link again at end of post. 23 is the total of mark and beast references. May be significant, the number no doubt refers to 50% of the human chromosome which is 46.

What is the beast?

If the beast is neuter then this cannot be a person as such (unless perhaps they have been neutered like a eunuch!). However, I have just had the thought that that is possible, especially nowadays when transgender people have in effect been ‘neutered’. Like Rachel Devine, the United States assistant secretary for health perhaps?

However, I believe the primary meaning is institution or organisation or even a group of people. (NOTE: Added 16th April 2021. However, as I am a stupid git, I missed the blindingly obvious until I double checked something just now . See Mr Mark heading later).

I said elsewhere there are three principal groups behind the evil in world, which Satan uses to further his ambitions to rule the world. Not that he will succeed of course.

One I have exposed as Germany, strictly Prussia, although more broadly this encompasses Germanic peoples. The other two I will leave in the wings as it were for latter.

In a way the beast is the EU, essentially a Franco-German affair. As the Franks were/are Germanic I understand this makes sense. Not all French are Franks by the way. But it is the Germans who run the show in reality.

So in this post I will deal with Germany which as you will see has mark clearly stamped all over it!

The Mark

Germany was essentially brought about by Otto von Bismarck. Wikipedia says;

Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg (born von Bismarck-Schönhausen; German: Otto Eduard Leopold Fürst[2] von Bismarck, Herzog zu Lauenburg; 1 April 1815 – 30 July 1898), known as Otto von Bismarck (German: [ˈɔto fɔn ˈbɪsmaʁk] (About this soundlisten)), was a conservative German statesman who masterminded the unification of Germany in 1871

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_von_Bismarck

Bismarck essentially means ‘to mark’

What was Germany’s currency? The Mark.

Note the following:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_combat_vehicles_of_World_War_II#Panzer_VII_%22L%C3%B6we%22

‘Wild beasts’ include – panther, puma, tiger, elephant, lion. Also maus which means mouse in English! The Germans do have some sense of humour!

Also rhino and mule. There is a Marder = Marten, a type of weasel.

There is also leopard for modern day tanks.

Note the various Marks (Mk) of tanks.

Note Churchill called Tirpitz “the beast”, and ordered that no effort be spared to hunt her down.

Are you in any doubt about this now?

Motor vehicles

But what about the reference in the Bible to mark being on the right hand/forehead?

https://biblehub.com/text/revelation/13-16.htm

Well, strictly this is front rather than forehead, right (hand side) rather than right hand. Which opens up a different possibility, not human at all.

In fact it refers to the front of the vehicle. The word is ‘met-o-pon’ in Greek. –  Think pon as in pont like bridge in Welsh for example. Could be bridge of nose, like a bumper. A car has two eyes, think of cartoons like ‘Cars’ etc.

The Mark is the number plate!!!

And can be on the right hand or right hand side!!!

See photograph below.

Please note that going back to Charagma, Char can mean ‘to burn, a burn mark’, like the burn marks of tyre on tarmac or asphalt. Etc.

And who is implied as the king of Tyre as set out in the Bible. Why, the old enemy, Satan!!

Again, the mark on the ground is like a brand on the earth as it were.  Or what about the latest brand, the latest fashion. Each year many people like to buy the latest model.

Yet again, vehicles can be ‘wild beasts’ as they are out of control unless we steer it (self-drive models not withstanding as is currently being researched/marketed).

The wild beast can be thought of as the motor vehicle which pollutes and all associated by products – mountains of old tyres to deal with, for example.

Who first really developed the motor car? Karl Benz. A German. Who has many of the car models in the world? Germany. There’s a surprise – not!!

Including Roll Royce which as far as I can tell is essentially in German hands. Marks (!)  or brands include ‘The spirit of Ecstasy’. Joy of the beast would make sense here.

This will all lead on to other matters and the interpretation of Revelation which is opening up to me as I turn the keys I have been given. Keep a look out.

Merck of the Beast

A German pharmaceutical company. See

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merck_Group

Note it says at today’s date it is in 66 countries!!

Note also Bayer AG, a chemical etc manufacturing company.

What do some wild beasts like wolves do? They bay, and could be described as bayers!!

Another mark

There is another mark, a different mark. You see Charagma can be an etching, which sounds like itching or a scratch mark. Or a little prick. Like with a needle.

What does the nurse say say if she is taking blood as I experienced in recent years? ‘Just a little prick.’ Now in one sense I find that funny, and those with ears to hear may do so too, but it can be related to injections.

Such as for insertion of a drip for saline, or chemotherapy.

Or vaccines.

Now there’s a thought. Side effects of vaccines for some? Well these include soreness in the arm.

Or feeling rather unwell. Or very unwell for several days.

Or death.

If you can call that a side effect. Death is rather terminal to the physical body, so I’m not sure it counts. Just as well there is a resurrection of the body.

I will have to look at this in more detail, but please do research re German involvement. Pfizer and Merck seem to be at or near top of list for annual revenues from vaccines. Pfizer was founded by German immigrants.

As to other companies here is link which may be of use.

Anagrams of ‘Mark of the beast’

For some alternative thoughts, mediate on the following:

Be ok after maths – after counting all fraudulent votes in USA presidential election perhaps

Mask of the beat – masks worn by those beaten down or cowed by governments – but not by people who will not fear man but God. Remember perfect love casts out fear.

Some related thoughts below.

Mask of the Beast

The wearing of masks has become compulsory it seems unless you are British and have read the guidance and advice from the government and understood it correctly like me.

But I believe that mask wearing does vary from country to country and state to state. Still utterly pointless against a virus unless you are trying to keep out diesel fumes, for example.

Diesel, invented by hmm, let me think, ooh it’s on the tip of my tongue – no don’t rush me…..ah! Yes, a German. There’s a surprise – not!

Sadly, few others have checked over this and so many people and firms have followed blindly the advice on masks in the UK without due diligence to legislation in general. Like risk assessments for those you are trying to inflict them on.

Anyway, the beast in this instance is the faceless bureaucracy that you struggle to fight in your attempts to get sense into people.

But we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, and authorities, the cosmic powers of darkness, and spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.

However, having looked more closely at the original text just now, I realise that we have been missing the point. Rather badly. Oh dear, silly me.

Still, that gives me something else to do. As if I haven’t enough already. If you want something done properly do it yourself. Honestly, I don’t know.

Anyway, look out for further posts or maybe I will create a page sometime I hope and tell you where to look.

Marx of the Beast

Karl Marx was a German Jew who came to England. He was the author of ‘Das Kapital’, essentially as I understand it, promoting a communistic materialistic view of life.

I will need to analyse in more depth, but he was responsible for it, along with Fredrick Engels, (Engels means ‘angel’) for the ideas that lead to the communists and Nazis (who are both ultimately socialist). And of course three world wars that led to millions of deaths.

Please note that the communists in Russia were funded by Germany to get the Russians out of the First World War and relieve the pressure of a second front. I have yet to research in detail, but my wife told me this and I believe it to be correct as well as making sense.

Again I say three World Wars as we are in the third war now, a war of words which I have explained elsewhere.

The Beast in this case is his country of origin; Prussia, now Germany. There’s a surprise – not!

I am repeating myself but ‘look out for further posts or maybe I will create a page and tell you where to look’.

Angela Merkel

I am sure you know who she is. Chancellor of Germany.

What does her name mean? ‘Angel Notice’. Or perhaps ‘angel mark’ would do.

Now there’s as surprise – not!!

Mr Mark (added 16th April 2021)

Who I hear you cry? Mr Mark. Who’s he?

Well, that’s obvious, I had thought about it without full attention. Oh well, better late than never I suppose.

M. Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron that’s who. Or Mr ‘God with us Mark’. Yup, macron means mark! He may be a closet Scotsman as in Mac Ron, but that is just funny.

He has a nice smile, married his mother, sorry mother figure, just like Oedipus Rex. And he’s a wanker, sorry  banker, (in a dark or black suit) among other things. He is French but we can forgive him that. Possibly. Or perhaps not.

And the pope likes him. That’s Francis the Jesuit by the way, the man in the white suit, not the other one from Germany, Benny Dick or something like that, who’s not dead yet.

The pope, or pape or papa, who likes to pretend he’s the holy Father. More holes than gorgonzola I say. Somebody says he’s been arrested a while back. Mmm, interesting.

The Most High will have something to say about pretending to be the holy Father. He thought He was the highest cheese in the universe.

We will have to await developments. Or preferably get out there and tell the Truth, all of it.

This site is worth looking at, extremely informative.

https://www.macronistheantichrist.info/

I thought I might just set out a better interpretation of Mr Mark’s name as a result. Italics from ‘An excellent article’ in above link.

Monsieur – My Sir – In his case ‘Mon Sewer’. A place where you put crap.

Emmanuel – God with us – In his case Cod with us because he is fishy.

Or ‘Vichy’ see https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46129990

In either case he stinks and is controlled by Germany.

Jean – gift from God – In his case ‘Git from Cod’. A youngish git and still fishy (or Vichy).

Michel – who is like God? – in his case W.H.O. is like Cod? All very fishy. (and still Vichy). See:

https://newsaf.cgtn.com/news/2021-04-24/WHO-Macron-condemn-global-vaccine-divide–ZHP5LYqFDq/index.html

Frédéric – peaceful ruler (“Prince of Peace” is the title for Jesus Christ – Isaiah 9:6-7) – In his case ‘Pees full ruler’ or ‘Prince of Pees’. Prince of Piss perhaps? No, not perhaps, definitely.

Macron – a written or printed mark (Revelation 13 tells us “the mark… is the name of the beast (Antichrist)”. Coincidence or incredible play on words?)

The blogger in the quoted article has asked a question. The second part is correct. Did anyone ever doubt that the heavenly Father loves plays on words?

Me for one. At least, I didn’t think about it as such. I thought He must have a sense of humour though. I didn’t realise how awful (in a good sense) His jokes could be. But then I have always loved puns, plays on words. Now I just adore them (in a good way I hope).

The bible is full of them if you look. Much funnier book than anyone, myself included, ever realised.

Conclusion (amended 16th April 2021)

I do hope it is blindly obvious. Germany, with a capital G, one of the beasts, with lots of Marks.

Motor vehicles, ‘beasts’ which can go out of control and injure or kill. With number plates and brands, various Marks.

Communists with their Marx!

And governments’ generally with their stupid Masks!!

And let us not forget ‘Mon Sewer Cod with us Git from Cod W.H.O is like Cod Full of piss ruler Mark On.’ King of France, the Franks (mainly) who are Germanic, and potential world leader. A stinking sewer, stinking fish, git, etc. etc.

There is also a word for someone who marries someone old enough to be his mother, I forget what.

And wanker, sorry banker.

Easy when you know how, seemly impossible when you don’t.

Do pass on, the good thing about truth is it is precious, like jewels and gold and silver that don’t wear out.

I hope you can treasure these things, but sharing them will bring you additional joy.

More joy for another ‘wild beast’, wild hair anyway.

Like me perhaps?!

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

P.S. You may well wish to view my page on 666. Or 42

P.P.S or perhaps the following. Covid 19 Summary

P.P.P.S Or even this which might explain the problems with Germany.

Why are so many German cities Bad?

Joe Biden – the first 13 days

4th February 2021

It’s official: Kamala Harris has been sworn in as president. Well, ok I’m a bit slow. It is 15 days now, but I started two days ago and I don’t suppose much has changed.

Mmm? Joe Biden was sworn in and Kamala Harris is vice-president? Are you sure?

It’s just that as Joe Biden was unfit to be president even before the presidential race started. Anyway, just because he has already signed 42 Executive Orders in the period that doesn’t make him president, does it? Really? Oh well, just shows how wrong you can be.

So, well done Joe, you have managed that very well. I think you deserve a rest after that. And you are ahead of Donald Trump in the signing orders stakes.

After all, he only managed 7 in 13 days. How lazy is that, eh?

Of course he may have been thinking about the impact of the orders first before signing, but hey, that’s a waste of effort isn’t it? Sure thing Joe.

Anyway since when have Democrats wasted time on thinking.

Probably not since Jimmy Carter came up with his own ideas in his presidency from 1977 to 1981.

This link is interesting.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1386725/jimmy-carter-newcastle-inauguration-biden-jim-callaghan-politics-history-labour-spt

It says elsewhere that the Carter’s stayed at home and missed the inauguration. It was rumoured that they didn’t miss it, but had an old T.V. set up on their shooting range. When Joe came on they took pot shots and were surprisingly accurate.

This is all alleged you understand. Unlike all the things said about Donald Trump which were clearly true, according to the mainstream media. And without needing to do things like double check the facts first. I mean, who does that nowadays?

And Joe made president in the end, so what the heck?

Third time lucky

Of course, like Robert the Bruce of Scotland, persistence pays off. Joe Biden has succeeded in becoming president on the turd third time. He didn’t make the grade at all before.

Rather like his time at law school it seems. Although to be fair, he came 76th in a class of 85 in that case, so he must have achieved something. Go to bottom of page of link below.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/how-many-times-has-joe-biden-run-for-president

76th from the top sounds better than 9th from the bottom in a class of 85 (turd and bottom apparently related).

A class of what we are not told. Humans, monkeys? Both?

So it must have been luck to get into the presidency this time. That or lying inaccuracy. Easily done Joe, easily done. Lying Inaccuracy, that is. Especially if you practice it for long enough. Lying Inaccuracy, that is.

You can see from the above how easy it is for me to make mistakes too.

Even war stories are not exempt. ‘What did you do in the whore war, daddy?’ To Joe details are irrelevant, apparently. See link below.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/09/joe-biden-defends-war-story-inaccuracies.html

As I said earlier, no point bothering about double checking facts.

Or worrying about exaggerating. A lot.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7615647/Brother-Sandy-Hook-victim-calls-Joe-Biden-factual-inaccuracy.html

Which proves my point that it must have been lying luck to get into power.

I see in the article earlier that there was controversy over a comment Joe Biden made re Obama.

Biden drew controversy when in February 2007 he called Obama “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” He later apologized, but the remark was not forgotten.

From

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/how-many-times-has-joe-biden-run-for-president

I assume when he apologised that he said that what he meant was “the first mainstream African-American who is inarticulate and dim and dirty and a horrible-looking guy.” Easy to make mistakes Joe, as I said before.

Personally, I think that Obama is all of the things Joe first said about him, except not the first, of course. What you call mainstream may be debatable, so I might just say Obama is ‘An African-American who etc, etc’.

It has been said he, Obama rather than Joe, is the Anti-Christ. I consider that to be a load of baloney. Or something else beginning with ‘b’, I forget.

Whereas he, Joe rather than Obama that is, is certainly not for Christ. And certainly not in a fit state to run a car, let alone a country. So that rules Joe out of being the anti-Christ, who as I understand it, is likely to have something left of his brain.

Anyway, I see that where the money comes from is of little concern, to Joe.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/09/13/surprise-surprise-data-reveals-where-the-majority-of-bidens-donations-came-from–and-its-bad-news-for-dems-n2576113

And whilst we are talking about numbers Joe has said apparently

He called his vaccine plan a “wartime effort”, as more than 400,000 Americans have died since the pandemic began in March 2020.

“This is a wartime undertaking, this is not hyperbole,” he said. From

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13857964/joe-biden-speech-january-26-covid-response/

Apparently verified by the following link where he said.

This is an aggregate plan that doesn’t leave anything on the table or anything to chance, as we’ve seen happen in the past year. I’ve said before, this is a war-time effort. When I say that people ask, “War time?” I say, “Yeah,” more than 400,000 Americans have already died, I think it’s 411 or 12, have died in one year of this pandemic. More than all the people who died and all the Americans who died in World War II.

This is a war-time undertaking, it’s not hyperbole. From

https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/joe-biden-press-conference-on-covid-19-vaccine-distribution-transcript-january-26

Well Joe, it is not hyperbole, not even superbole (might be Hollywood Superbole as Hollywood likes to exaggerate things to improve ratings). It is hypobole as in under exaggerating (think hypodermic as in under skin and needles).

This is because the following says perhaps 3.2 million may have died in 2020.

From

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/12/22/2020-deadliest-year-united-states-coronavirus/4006270001/

Perhaps you meant from Covid 19. That makes better sense. But sense is something missing, I think, in your speech.

And

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_casualties_of_war

Which means as Gordon Brittas might have said ‘May I have a word, Joe? I think we have a teensy, weensy problem, doh-n’t we?’ At least Gordon should have said it even if he didn’t quite say it that way.

Yes, perhaps just under all the Americans who died (depending on who that includes; from USA, North/South America??).

But definitely an awful lot less than those who died in World War 2. And you can double check that yourselves (you must always double check).

We mustn’t forget the issues of Neil Kinnock’s speech and Curtis C Dunn either, which I have referred in my earlier post Joe Biden.

Executive Orders

But I have wandered into irrelevancies such as accuracy. I intended to look at the Orders. I make the total 42.

Which happens to be the ultimate answer to everything if you are a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fan.

They are listed here as of 2nd February 2021.

https://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2021/politics/biden-executive-orders/index.html

I make it 16 rescinding or reversing Trump’s orders, the rest 26 in total being new.

I haven’t looked at them all in detail (I don’t want to go to sleep just yet), but I would highlight the following:

Executive Order On Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government

I think this possibly means lending more money to certain groups who can’t afford to pay it back. In other words, more debt. Certainly more bureaucracy.

It may in fact mean racial equality in government agencies. But not among the common people, i.e. rest of USA population.

Executive Order on Enabling All Qualified Americans to Serve Their Country in Uniform

It says among other things

It is my conviction as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces that gender identity should not be a bar to military service. Moreover, there is substantial evidence that allowing transgender individuals to serve in the military does not have any meaningful negative impact on the Armed Forces.

And

immediately prohibit involuntary separations, discharges, and denials of reenlistment or continuation of service, on the basis of gender identity or under circumstances relating to their gender identity;

So if you identify as something other than a man or woman, that’s fine. If the sergeant should say to you ‘You are a horrible little man/woman, what are you!?’, you can say, for example ‘I am polyamorous, sir!’

Or perhaps ‘I am Intersex, sir!’. He may reply, ‘I don’t care if you are into sex, I said what are you!?’ You can then roll your eyes (sergeants are not always that bright) and say ‘I am in between sexes, Sir!’

He may then say ‘So, your either a he-it or a she-it, what are you!?

If you should happen to be a woman becoming a man you might reply ‘A she-it, Sir!’

All of which makes sense. A she-it or sh-it, as the army likes to keep things brief and to the point.

Which makes sense of my earlier comment regarding Joe Biden and turd third time lucky.

Executive Order on Establishing the COVID-19 Pandemic Testing Board and Ensuring a Sustainable Public Health Workforce for COVID-19 and Other Biological Threats

This includes the words:

It is the policy of my Administration to control coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) by using a Government-wide, unified approach that includes: establishing a national COVID-19 testing and public health workforce strategy; working to expand the supply of tests; working to bring test manufacturing to the United States, where possible; working to enhance laboratory testing capacity; working to expand the public health workforce; supporting screening testing for schools and priority populations; and ensuring a clarity of messaging about the use of tests and insurance coverage.

Which I think means more bureaucracy and bureaucrats and thinking about what we are going to do about things and making sure the message is clear.

Just not using good sentence structure, that’s all. Or full stops at least. I believe in the USA you call full stops ‘periods’.

Perhaps the lack of periods is due to the women at the top of the Democratic Party who don’t like to talk about that sort of thing or be reminded of that unseemly part of being a woman.

Personally, I don’t see why they should be ashamed, it is natural after all.

Executive Order on Protecting the Federal Workforce

That seems straight forward. It says:

Sec. 5. Progress Toward a Living Wage for Federal Employees.

The Director of OPM shall provide a report to the President with recommendations to promote a $15/hour minimum wage for Federal employees.

So more bureaucracy. And promoting (but not necessarily enacting)  a living wage in government agencies. But not among the common people, i.e. rest of USA population (not that Federal employees are necessarily going to get a living wage, so don’t be jealous – yet).

Possibly he means promoting a $15/hour minimum wage for Federal employees. As in ‘We haven’t got any more money and all Federal employees will get that amount’. Fair’s fair, that seems reasonable in a communist demoncratic democratic state. I got the word eventually, sorry about that.

I assume the wage will be the same for presidents, vice presidents, presidents of vice, leaders of the House of Representatives etc. A reasonable assumption, I think. Someone like to ask Joe? If he is taking questions of course.

Executive Order on Reforming Our Incarceration System to Eliminate the Use of Privately Operated Criminal Detention Facilities

It says among other things:

Sec. 2. Contracts with Privately Operated Criminal Detention Facilities. The Attorney General shall not renew Department of Justice contracts with privately operated criminal detention facilities, as consistent with applicable law.

So, it seems to mean either let all the criminals out (121,718 people in 2017 apparently). From

https://vocal.media/criminal/this-is-how-many-private-prisons-exist-in-the-us

Or possibly stuff them. Sorry, stuff them into existing jails.

If they have been non-mask wearers, or if they have imprisoned for lack of anti-social (sic) distancing, you should be very worried.

But if it’s only looting, murder, fraud etc no doubt this will be of little concern.

Executive Order on Protecting the Federal Workforce and Requiring Mask-Wearing

That seems straightforward. Protect the Federal Workforce and perhaps the common people, i.e. rest of USA population.

So more bureaucracy. And pointless mask wearing.

Finally

As I am now getting near to supper time, I think I will stop. You may have fallen asleep anyway.  But I note the following paragraph at the end of a number of orders.

This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

Which roughly translates as:

Sod the common people, we the government are not responsible for our actions, so yah boo sucks.

And don’t forget the executive orders largely amount to:

    • More bureaucrats
    • More bureaucracy
    • More debt.
    • More masks

Or, as I might say, more Stupid 20 (there’s a lot of it about).

If for some reason you object to these very reasonable proposals, or didn’t vote for them, you might consider doing something about it.

Or as sergeant might say;

‘Get off your arses and get going, men!(and women!).

P.S. Remember it was 42 Executive Orders? As in 42 the ultimate answer to everything if you are a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fan?

Try looking at this link if you are interested. 42 – The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything

And if you don’t know what stupid 20 is about try this. Stupid 20