Martin Luther King Jr. Day, 16th January, 2023

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

My attention to this was draw by a lady in the States who will be attending an anti-war protest today. I thought I ought to do a post as I wrote my own poem in memory to Martin Luther King or MLK as he is known.

A public holiday in the U.S.A, it is observed on the third Monday of January each year, celebrating his birthday which was the 15th January 1929, 94 years ago now. Monday the 16th is the day this year. This link explains something of the history of how the day came to be a public holiday.

If you don’t already know about him you can look up about him here to start with. I knew very little beyond his two main speeches ‘I have a dream’ and ‘I have been to the mountaintop’, the latter referencing Moses from the Old Testament who allowed to see but not enter the promised land of Canaan.

As regards MLK I do not propose to analyse his life in any great detail, but I think worth looking at his opposition to the Vietnam War. I use this link for reference.

I was only a teenager when it ended and had always taken side of the USA as I saw the communists as anti-freedom and ‘the enemy’, perhaps a legacy of WW2 when the US fought as allies with the UK and others to rid the world of the Nazi menace.

I did not realise as I do now that the Nazi menace was linked with communism as I had little knowledge its source, Marxism which arose out of Germany like Nazism.

I extract the following paragraphs from Wikipedia and comment as necessary.

Opposition to the Vietnam War

King was long opposed to American involvement in the Vietnam War, but at first avoided the topic in public speeches in order to avoid the interference with civil rights goals that criticism of President Johnson’s policies might have created.

At the urging of SCLC’s former Director of Direct Action and now the head of the Spring Mobilization Committee to End the War in Vietnam, James Bevel, and inspired by the outspokenness of Muhammad Ali, King eventually agreed to publicly oppose the war as opposition was growing among the American public.

During an April 4, 1967, appearance at the New York City Riverside Church—exactly one year before his death—King delivered a speech titled “Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break Silence.”

He spoke strongly against the U.S.’s role in the war, arguing that the U.S. was in Vietnam “to occupy it as an American colony” and calling the U.S. government “the greatest purveyor of violence in the world today.” He connected the war with economic injustice, arguing that the country needed serious moral change:

From my limited knowledge and research I now believe he was right. The US government has been in the business of creating subservient nations, colonies if you will, economically dominated by the USA. Perhaps all empires have been this in the end and the USA is no different.

Of course communism was at work in Vietnam, as elsewhere in the world, but it is a Godless creed ultimately devoid of true love and therefore exploitable by the greedy and control freaks.

Like capitalism too of course.

A true revolution of values will soon look uneasily on the glaring contrast of poverty and wealth. With righteous indignation, it will look across the seas and see individual capitalists of the West investing huge sums of money in Asia, Africa and South America, only to take the profits out with no concern for the social betterment of the countries, and say: “This is not just.”

Which is very true. Note that as of 2022 8 of 10 top billionaires in the world are USA nationality according to Wikipedia.

Of top 100 according to link below, 39 are from the USA.

The link suggest 7 rather than 8 for the top 10 but the proportions are still very notable.

King opposed the Vietnam War because it took money and resources that could have been spent on social welfare at home. The United States Congress was spending more and more on the military and less and less on anti-poverty programs at the same time.

He summed up this aspect by saying, “A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death.”

He stated that North Vietnam “did not begin to send in any large number of supplies or men until American forces had arrived in the tens of thousands”, and accused the U.S. of having killed a million Vietnamese, “mostly children.” King also criticized American opposition to North Vietnam’s land reforms.

The land reforms were quite a complicated issue as many supposed landlords and rich peasants were killed. It is estimated that around ¾ of those executed as being ‘evil’ were wrongly accused. See

Nowadays we see Bill Gates buying up farmland for some reason. Given what a nasty piece of work he is with his pushing of poisonous vaccines and the corruption of Microsoft and its updates for example, it will be for no good thing that is for sure.

As regards the war, it went on for 20 years, far, far longer than WW2, perpetuating war and funding the arms manufacturers insatiable appetite for money.

And justifying the industry’s existence.

The total numbers of dead are difficult to estimate but vary from perhaps 1,450, 000 to  3,595,000.

As to the injured perhaps this is anybody’s guess but the harm and trauma was immense, physical and mental. It’s no wonder people turn to drugs to ease the pain, but as ever big pharma profited.

Much like big pharma today, although their harm and killing is done under the guise of health and safety which, if possible, is far, far worse due its deceit.

And to my shame, I did not realise until 2020.

King’s opposition cost him significant support among white allies, including President Johnson, Billy Graham, union leaders and powerful publishers. “The press is being stacked against me”, King said, complaining of what he described as a double standard that applauded his nonviolence at home, but deplored it when applied “toward little brown Vietnamese children.”

Life magazine called the speech “demagogic slander that sounded like a script for Radio Hanoi”, and The Washington Post declared that King had “diminished his usefulness to his cause, his country, his people.”

As regards Billy Graham this link says Billy Graham was a hypocrite sometimes.

It says

“Graham occasionally preached racial tolerance and held integrated crusades during the civil rights era. But even some of his biggest supporters say Graham accepted segregation at some of his crusades, criticized marches and sit-ins, and would not risk his popularity by confronting segregation head-on.”

It seems he succumbed to the same sin as Peter when Peter stopped associating with gentiles and started only associating with so-called Jews. Paul the apostle takes him to takes on this.

As regards the media critics this is very limited.

However the link does say

“And so he spoke. King said he could no longer ask the youths rioting in the streets to lay down their weapons without also asking “the greatest purveyor of violence in the world” — the United States — to put down its weapons in Vietnam. He said that, as a nation, we had become so arrogant as to believe that we had everything to teach the world but nothing to learn.”

This is perhaps one of the greatest points and why the USA has fallen so far and is in a great mess today.

The “Beyond Vietnam” speech reflected King’s evolving political advocacy in his later years, which paralleled the teachings of the progressive Highlander Research and Education Center, with which he was affiliated. King began to speak of the need for fundamental changes in the political and economic life of the nation, and more frequently expressed his opposition to the war and his desire to see a redistribution of resources to correct racial and economic injustice.

He guarded his language in public to avoid being linked to communism by his enemies, but in private he sometimes spoke of his support for social democracy and democratic socialism.

All -isms are ultimately a problem. Without a change of heart, any -ism becomes bad. If mankind is kind then the method of ordering life is almost irrelevant, except that ordered it must be as chaos leaves people confused and rudderless.

If mankind is not kind then evil arises and society collapses.

In a 1952 letter to Coretta Scott, he said: “I imagine you already know that I am much more socialistic in my economic theory than capitalistic …”

In one speech, he stated that “something is wrong with capitalism” and claimed, “There must be a better distribution of wealth, and maybe America must move toward a democratic socialism.”

I repeat, the trouble is that it is the heart of man that matters; the outward form is ultimately nothing. It is love that enables us to make the best of what we have for everyone concerned, our neighbour if you will.

As to what is love, well we have the parable of the Good Samaritan, tending for someone injured who would have been considered his enemy.

And Jesus said love your enemy.

But then that does not mean failing to challenge evil and corruption as if we don’t, evil prevails and people suffer unnecessarily.

King had read Marx while at Morehouse, but while he rejected “traditional capitalism”, he rejected communism because of its “materialistic interpretation of history” that denied religion, its “ethical relativism”, and its “political totalitarianism.”

Whatever traditional capitalism is. Well believe it or not anagram of these two words is

Placid totalitarianism!!!

Perhaps this sums it up. As regards communism an anagram is

Icon MS mum

Perhaps this is symbolic of the rise of feminism.–communism-and-feminism.htm

Yet here is someone who lived under the realities of communism.

And this is interesting. See Brandon Ross answer. I understand he is from the States.

The last lines are very telling to today.

“Is Democratic socialism, socialism in disguise? Sure. And particularly, the welfare state is a carrot to persuade citizens to give up their rights, and rely on the government.

In many parts of the world, people think that’s a good idea. Where I’m from, we think differently.

Is it communism in disguise? No.

At least, not yet. However, if a communist party were so motivated, seizing power in a democratic socialist country would be much easier.”

And that in essence is what we have now, albeit one might say the same of capitalism which tends to monopoly when corrupt business men seek to control governments and politicians for their own false profit.

King stated in “Beyond Vietnam” that “true compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar … it comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.” King quoted a United States official who said that from Vietnam to Latin America, the country was “on the wrong side of a world revolution.” King condemned America’s “alliance with the landed gentry of Latin America”, and said that the U.S. should support “the shirtless and barefoot people” in the Third World rather than suppressing their attempts at revolution.

It should be noted that the landed gentry of Latin America were essentially Roman Catholic (RC) and used the power and influence of the RC church to dominate the masses, the ‘peons’.

The same might be said in part of the USA, with roughly 23% of its population saying they are Catholic in 2018 according to Wikipedia.

Of course the percentage is well below that of Latin America. However,  given that ultimately the RC church as an institution is based on man’s idea of authority rather than God’s, it creates a problem for society where true critical thinking is given up for a ‘Follow the authorities regardless as they know best’ attitude.

In the US there are also a large proportion with Germanic origins, not quite 13% in 2019 according to Wikipedia.

The Germanic tend to be rule followers, hence the issues in Germany with the World Wars. It may well explain in part issues today in the USA too.

Please also consider the fact that “About 250,000 German Jews had arrived by the 1870s, and they sponsored reform synagogues in many small cities across the country.” From last link above.

Reform synagogues support LGBTQ+ etc. No wonder they are syn-agogues!

King’s stance on Vietnam encouraged Allard K. Lowenstein, William Sloane Coffin and Norman Thomas, with the support of anti-war Democrats, to attempt to persuade King to run against President Johnson in the 1968 United States presidential election. King contemplated but ultimately decided against the proposal on the grounds that he felt uneasy with politics and considered himself better suited for his morally unambiguous role as an activist.

No doubt very wise.

On April 15, 1967, King participated and spoke at an anti-war march from Manhattan’s Central Park to the United Nations. The march was organized by the Spring Mobilization Committee to End the War in Vietnam and initiated by its chairman, James Bevel. At the U.N. King brought up issues of civil rights and the draft:

I have not urged a mechanical fusion of the civil rights and peace movements. There are people who have come to see the moral imperative of equality, but who cannot yet see the moral imperative of world brotherhood. I would like to see the fervor of the civil-rights movement imbued into the peace movement to instill it with greater strength. And I believe everyone has a duty to be in both the civil-rights and peace movements. But for those who presently choose but one, I would hope they will finally come to see the moral roots common to both.

The problem with equality is that no one can ever be equal, but what must be sought is justice. The scales of justice as symbolised by the Old Bailey statue is what we need, a balance of equal measures where no one is unfairly treated.

The collecting of manna from the desert by the Israelites is another example, where each gathered according to their need and all had sufficient, neither too much or too little.

Seeing an opportunity to unite civil rights activists and anti-war activists, Bevel convinced King to become even more active in the anti-war effort. Despite his growing public opposition towards the Vietnam War, King was not fond of the hippie culture which developed from the anti-war movement. In his 1967 Massey Lecture, King stated:

The importance of the hippies is not in their unconventional behavior, but in the fact that hundreds of thousands of young people, in turning to a flight from reality, are expressing a profoundly discrediting view on the society they emerge from.

This is an important distinction; the youngsters, now perhaps in their 70’s, were fleeing from the corrupted society and false, hypocritical religion.

I was never in that world, but much of it seemed wonderful with beautiful music, much of it I like. But there was drug taking and so-called ‘free love’, really free sex.

The drugs opened up a can of worms, and increased the hallucinations and demons in people’s minds. Remember that demon is strictly ‘de mon’, ‘of my’ in French. We create our own demons.

Indeed, as the drugs led to big pharma increasing tremendously with its poisonous neuro-toxic medicines, it is not surprising ‘demons’ is also an anagram of ‘On meds’!!!

It really all is in the words.

Anyway, nothing is free as it all comes with responsibilities and ultimately the problem with people asserting their ’civil rights’ is they may have forgotten their civil responsibilities.

Words matter, and nowadays people are focused on these so-called rights, rather than the responsibility to love as laid down in the two greatest commandments to in essence love God and love your neighbour as yourself.

On January 13, 1968 (the day after President Johnson’s State of the Union Address), King called for a large march on Washington against “one of history’s most cruel and senseless wars.”

It certainly was, but then aren’t all wars ultimately cruel and senseless? As is written “You crave what you do not have; you kill and covet, but are unable to obtain it. You quarrel and fight.”

We need to make clear in this political year, to congressmen on both sides of the aisle and to the president of the United States, that we will no longer tolerate, we will no longer vote for men who continue to see the killings of Vietnamese and Americans as the best way of advancing the goals of freedom and self-determination in Southeast Asia.

Summary and final thoughts

He was assassinated on April 4, 1968. You read about it and the theory that actually it was the US government or at least certain persons within in that perpetrated this murder.

Given what I now know about the USA and its infiltration by both Nazis and communists (their networks are world over of course), I can well believe it to be true.

Anyway, I said I did a poem in memory of MLK, based on his famous speech, ‘I have a dream’. It was written as my alter ego, my true self if you will, a couple of years ago in rather strange circumstances which one day I may explain.

I have a dream

And he was right about moral change, really a change of heart. As it is written:

The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it?

I, the LORD, search the heart; I examine the mind to reward a man according to his way, by what his deeds deserve.

Like a partridge hatching eggs it did not lay is the man who makes a fortune unjustly. In the middle of his days his riches will desert him, and in the end he will be the fool.

But what shall we do with our hearts if they are deceitful? This has useful Bible quotes.

From the Letter to the Ephesians

I ask that out of the riches of His glory He may strengthen you with power through His Spirit in your inner being, so that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith.

Then you, being rooted and grounded in love, will have power, together with all the saints, to comprehend the length and width and height and depth of the love of Christ, and to know this love that surpasses knowledge, that you may be filled with all the fullness of God.

From the Letter to the Philippians

Be anxious for nothing, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.

And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think on these things.…

As at last in 2020 I truly understood this and found out who I really am. I can testify to this as Faithful and True.

And thank you Martin Luther King (Jr).

P.S. These posts may be of interest.

R is for…..Race

R is for…..Racism


Here’s my poem again.

I have a dream

What are your goals for 2023?

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

Well, mine are to keep going and get better from this wretched facial patsy and the on-going associated tiredness and balance issues.

I try and detoxify from the neuro-toxins in my body whilst keeping fit and attempting to do something useful around the house and garden to help my wife.

Longer term of course it is to put to death all the lies swimming around of which there are a very great many. I have so many ideas in my head and hundreds of headings for posts, many of which are part completed.

But when I woke up this morning and wondered about my next post, I thought of the word ‘goal’ and the breakdown of it meaning. Here are some thoughts and anagrams.

Go al – i.e. go angel, perhaps go and be an angel to someone, a good angel that is, not a bad angel.

Gaol – to get people out of the Covid 19 gaol and the false narratives that enthral or ensnare them.

A log – to log the events and comment upon them.

Olga – to find out who Olga is! Well I had a quick search; its amazing what one can come up with. There is this film.

It says:

While in exile in Switzerland, a 15-year-old Ukrainian gymnast prepares for the European Gymnastics Championships when Euromaidan protests begin in Kyiv.

I had no idea what Euromaidan protests were so I followed the link.

Essentially these were “… a wave of demonstrations and civil unrest in Ukraine, which began on 21 November 2013 with large protests in Maidan Nezalezhnosti (Independence Square) in Kyiv.

The protests were sparked by the Ukrainian government’s sudden decision not to sign the European Union–Ukraine Association Agreement, instead choosing closer ties to Russia and the Eurasian Economic Union.”

Now I don’t propose to go into the ins and outs of all that has gone one since then, but given the mixed Nazi history of Ukraine we must be very suspicious.

Still I did find this relatively recent article.

Zelenskyy seems to have been lauded by the sycophants in the House of Congress. There are two in the background of this picture.

They are of course Harris the Camel (with two humps of course, she is female I gather) and Nazi Pelosi who is no longer Speaker since the date of the article. Zelenskyy has his hand placed where his heart should be, but like Biden’s brain it is missing.

I think it is worth analysing the article in detail. Selected paragraphs in italics.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has delivered a defiant wartime message in Washington, DC, in which he thanked US leaders and “ordinary Americans” for supporting his country’s fight against Russia and reminded them that military assistance to Ukraine was not “charity” but an “investment” in a democratic world.

He meant an investment in the Democrats pockets.

And an investment in the Biden’s pockets kindly paid for by the USA taxpayers.

Of course it is not just Biden who probably has little interest in money as long as he is fed and watered and told what to do.

No, we have George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwarb and Uncle Tom Cobley and all in the so-called elites of the world, a.k.a money grubbing bastards.

Invoking memories of the United States’s victory over Nazi Germany in a key World War II battle, Zelenskyy also said there could be “no compromises” in trying to bring an end to Russia’s war on his country.

As this will keep the gravy train going.

US to send $1.8bn aid to Ukraine, including Patriot system: Media

Where is the money really going? Have you checked? See earlier link and another here.

In his first trip outside of Ukraine since the war began in February, Zelenskyy told a joint session of the US Senate and House of Representatives on Wednesday that he hoped they would continue to support his country’s war effort on a bipartisan basis.

Bipartisan is like bisexual, they play it both ways to be on the safe side. Like a two-way bet perhaps.

“Your money is not charity,” Zelenskyy said in English, clad in his customary khaki fatigues.

True, people worked hard for it on the whole to have it stolen by the government to benefit creeps like Zelenskyy and his overlords.

And please note Zelenskyy wears his khaki fatigues because he is a ‘fake git AI husk’. This is an anagram of khaki fatigues. Don’t you love it when words work so well?

“It is an investment in the global security and democracy,” he said.


His bi-partisan appeal comes as Republicans are due to take the majority in the US House in January and when some in the party have voiced concern over the soaring levels of assistance sent to Kyiv.

Only some have voiced concern? Are the others on the gravy train too? Or are they just too thick?

The US has so far sent about $50bn in assistance to Kyiv, with Secretary of State Antony Blinken announcing another $1.85bn in military aid on Wednesday, including the Patriot air defence system. The Patriot missile system is deemed to be one of the most advanced US air defence systems, offering protection against attacking aircraft as well as cruise and ballistic missiles.

But not Joe Biden’s used pampers. Or Harris the Camel’s cackle. Or Nazi Pelosi’s face.

Perhaps she has a facial palsy like me. Or the Botox injections didn’t go too well.

Countries that have provided Ukraine with weapons – interactive.

This includes the UK to our shame.

Zelenskyy’s arrival was greeted with multiple raucous ovations in the House’s nearly full chamber where members of Congress held up a large Ukrainian flag as he walked in. Most stood, cheered, applauded and many shook Zelenskyy’s hand as he entered, with several wearing the colours of the Ukrainian flag, blue and yellow.

Blue for weasel Democrats and yellow for RINO cowards.

“It is a great honour for me to be at the US Congress and speak to you and all Americans. Against all doom and gloom scenarios, Ukraine did not fall. Ukraine is alive and kicking,” he said.

He is speaking to the House of Representatives and to those who can tolerate this little sh; it might include those researching like me.

 “We defeated Russia in the battle for the minds of the world,” he added.

I think conned the world into believing the MSM propaganda by shutting down dissenting opinion would be better.

Referencing former US President Franklin D Roosevelt, who served between 1933 and 1945, Zelenskky reminded his audience of the hardships faced by US forces who fought to liberate Europe from Nazi occupation during World War II.

“Just like the brave American soldiers, which held their lines and fought back Hitler’s forces during the Christmas of 1944, brave Ukrainian soldiers are doing the same to Putin’s forces this Christmas,” he said.

Although he was thinking “As the scumbag yanks defeated the brave Nazi storm troopers who despite their best efforts under their beloved Fuhrer’s superb direction, we are now getting our own back by stealing you money from under your noses without you realising it, you pig dogs..”

The Ukrainian leader was referring to the Battle of the Bulge, which began in December 1944, and was Hitler’s final significant attempt to push back the Allied forces. Poor weather hampered initial US efforts to halt the offensive, which lead to many fatalities and threatened to divide the allies – who ultimately prevailed.

Which was just as well but didn’t prevent the Nazi’s cunning economic plan from going ahead and their Fourth Reich, a.k.a. the EU.

In a tweet, Zelenskyy said Ukraine’s victory over Russia “will also be America’s victory”.

Ha, bloody, ha. It will mean the USA will be indebted even further which will piss off many, but make rabid Democrat supporters very happy.

Of course as 6 out of top 10 arms manufacturers are in the USA they will be very happy too.

Please note America is strictly either north or south and North America also contains Canada. Many in the USA are not too bothered about such details.

‘United defence’

US President Joe Biden welcomed Zelenskyy to the Oval Office earlier on Wednesday, saying the US and Ukraine would continue to project a “united defence” as Russia wages a “brutal assault on Ukraine’s right to exist as a nation”.

I wonder if Joe memorized that or had his earphone whisper it to him?

Zelenskyy said his visit demonstrated that the “situation is under control, because of your support”.

Or possibly he wanted to see his bankrollers in the CIA.

Pressed on how Ukraine would try to bring an end to the conflict, Zelenskyy rejected Biden’s framing of a “just peace”, saying: “For me as a president, ‘just peace’ is no compromises”.

Just peace means no war and no more money to squirrel away into secret bank accounts.

He said the war would end once Ukraine’s sovereignty, freedom and territorial integrity were restored and it received “payback for all the damages inflicted by Russian aggression”.

And by deliberate destruction by Ukraine forces. He forgot to mention that.

“There can’t be any ‘just peace’ in the war that was imposed on us,” he added.

Imposed by the CIA and the EU, i.e. Nazis/banksters.

The highly sensitive trip takes place after 10 months of a brutal war that has seen tens of thousands of casualties on both sides and devastation for Ukrainian civilians and their cities, towns and villages.

This is the true cost of the love of money.

Zelenskyy’s visit is designed to reinvigorate support for his country in the US and around the world, amid concerns that allies are growing weary of the costly war and its disruption to global food and energy supplies.

Too right mate. About time people woke up to the scam and punish the politicians etc. who inflicted this upon them.

Biden said Russia is “trying to use winter as a weapon but Ukrainian people continue to inspire the world”.

The Russian’s always used winter as a weapon. See WW2 80 years ago. I keep saying we follow that timeline and that makes us January 1943 and Stalingrad will be retaken.

In a joint news conference, Biden said Russian President Vladimir Putin has “no intention of stopping this cruel war”.

And Biden has no intention of going without nappies. And I don’t see NATO/EU trying to do much about it, but then NATO is essentially the USA which is run by the Nazis/Marxists now.

The two leaders appeared to share a warm rapport, laughing at each other’s comments and patting each other on the back throughout the visit, though Zelenskyy made clear he will continue to press Biden and other Western leaders for more military support.

Probably because Joe made some idiotic remarks (the Remarks of the Beast) and  Zelenskyy hoping to push Joe over as that would be schadenfreude and Nazi like that sort of thing.

He said that after the Patriot system was up and running, “we will send another signal to President Biden that we would like to get more Patriots”.

Which is code for ‘We need more money for our protection racket.’

“We are in the war,” Zelenskyy added with a smile, as Biden chuckled at the direct request from the Ukrainian leader.

Yeah, the Whore of Babylon as Biden prostitutes himself and the USA to the Nazis of the Ukraine etc. ‘In the war’ takes on a new meaning I hope you realise. Let him who has ears to hear let him hear.

Biden said it is “important for the American people, and for the world, to hear directly from you, Mr President, about Ukraine’s fight, and the need to continue to stand together through 2023″.

To keep the scam going.

Zelenskyy’s arrival in the US comes just days after he made a daring and dangerous trip to what he called the hottest spot on the 1,300-kilometer (800-mile) front line of the war – the city of Bakhmut in Ukraine’s contested Donetsk region.

What a hero. I daresay it might have been a studio somewhere, so much is faked.

Arriving there on Tuesday, Zelenskyy praised Ukrainian troops for their “courage, resilience and strength” as artillery boomed in the background.

Those were Biden’s farts, collected together as the Ukraine’s new Fartriot defence system, nicknamed ‘The Godfarter’.

Volodymyr Fesenko, head of the Kyiv-based Penta Center think-tank, said Zelenskyy’s US visit “should determine the course of the war – Zelenskyy for the first time dared to leave Ukraine and is counting on being able to maintain, and possibly even strengthen, US military and economic assistance”.

Penta Center, Penta Center?! Good grief, whatever next? Are they ‘aving a larf?? Satan likes penta and penta houses.

Putin on Wednesday told his country’s military leaders that Russia will achieve its stated goals in Ukraine and use the combat experience to strengthen its military. His defence minister, Sergei Shoigu, said Russia’s military must be expanded from the current 1 million to 1.5 million for the fight in Ukraine.

Which I suppose is Putin puttin’ the boot in.

Summary and final thoughts

Well, I didn’t expect to end in the Ukraine but there you are. I am in the UK though but it is not raining as I type this.

Anyway, regarding ‘goal’ I did want to add the following:

g – this is tail down, grounded into the earth as in geo, of the earth

o – this is representative of love from tennis, the word for zero.

a – the first letter of the English alphabet representing God the Al-pha, the angel Father

l – the angel letter, l for leg which as a child you see as the part of adults when on the ground

So goal is perhaps ‘earth love God angel’.

And rather like the earth in Genesis 1 v1 which is feminine looking up to the heavens which is masculine, in wonderment at the stars at night or the Big One we see during the day, the sun.

Which sounds like son. So we have the sun of God and the Son of God who is Jesus Christ who came a while ago and is now in the heavenly realms fighting for you.

And we can all be sons and daughters of God.

“But to all who did receive Him, to those who believed in His name, He gave the right to become children of God”

That’s a great goal.

P.S. If you fancy some football try these goals. I am not a football fan, but these are good.

Top 10 Best Corner Kick Goals In Football

No wonder George best was one of the best!

George Best – Top 10 goals

If you want something hopefully both funny and peculiar yet true in a funny sort of way why not try this.

Or this as it is still pantomime season.

And if you haven’t noticed it before you might like to read my general goals which are at the bottom of every post.

In the News – The Daily Telegraph Tuesday, 11th October, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

1st November, 2022

3 weeks late, but as I struggle to keep up with things, who can blame me? Lots of people no doubt.

Anyway, my usual take of events in the news. Might be helpful to you. Keeps me busy in any event.

My selected headlines from The Daily Telegraph in which I ‘ape light-heartedly’.

Which is an anagram of The Daily Telegraph. Who would have thought it?

Nurse used insulin to kill babies, trial told

That’s different, makes a change from vaccines. I wonder what the headline would be if Telegraph journalists wake up to the fact that doctors and nurses administering or recommending vaccines are harming and killing people? How about

Doctors and nurses used vaccines to kill babies, the elderly and everyone in between.

I’m not sure that’s snappy enough. What about

Doctors and nurses playing Russian roulette with our bodies

Better I think. And this

Medical Nazis murder XXXXX, 100, 000 people in the world

The Guardian reminds us of a Telegraph article 80 years ago.

It says “The British public averted its gaze”. Today they are being distracted by the Ukraine etc., but where are the Daily Telegraph journalists ready to stand up against the evil genocide of today?

Russians turning on Putin over war, says GCHQ chief.

Allegedly. I dare say some are though. But I wouldn’t trust GCHQ to tell the truth. The whole things a charade as I have said before, a circus to distract the brain dead from the other evils in the world.

I really doubt that Russian forces are in a “desperate situation”. But it sounds good.

And one should remember that 80 years ago the Soviets were fighting like mad to retain control of Stalingrad so that Hitler could not claim to have defeated Stalin.

Or ‘Putin’ it another way, the Russians were ‘Stalin’ for time, until winter came and they could launch a counter attack.

I keep telling you we follow a timeline matching that of 80 years ago so the media have to make things look about right.

And we are under a week from the 5th November when the Germans reached the furthest point they would get to in the Caucasus 80 years ago.

From Wikipedia

5: German III Panzer Corps and Romanian 2nd Mountain Division capture the town of Alagir, which is the furthest south the Axis would reach on the Eastern Front.

Footnote article for more information.

‘Putin’s plan has hit the brave reality of Ukrainian defence’

This is a continuation of the front page leader.

Anyway, yeah, right, tell me another.

‘Neo-Nazis put up brave defence against the nasty Russians.’ More accurate I think.

Or perhaps the Russians are not so nasty after all. As the Nazis came out of Germany and the Ukraine was rather Nazi in WW2 and was Nazi (sic) to its citizens back then including the Jews, one might be forgiven for thinking that perhaps not much has changed.

Here’s a website that indicates this, an alternative to the Zelenskyy good, Putin bad spin by western media which a majority seem to have soaked up without critical thinking or research.

And another

And another

Rayner’s partner blocked from running as Labour M.P.

This is Angela Rayner’s boyfriend who is called Sam Tarry. Whether he is tarry in that he is late to things or he is tarry as in covered in tar is debatable.

As he was brought up in the east London area one might have thought that he might have been suitable to remain as Labour’s candidate for Ilford South (he is currently M.P. for this area) in the next general election.

However, he has been deselected by members of the constituency Labour party for supporting a rail strike picket.

The Guardian ran an article saying

Tarry, who is in a relationship with Labour’s deputy leader, Angela Rayner, has alleged serious concerns about the conduct of the campaign against him to Labour HQ, claiming that he had discovered “ghost members” who had left the constituency or died.

Perhaps someone is taking a leaf out of the USA Democrats copy book.

Smugglers offer cut-price Channel crossings

‘Roll up, roll up, buy one get one free!’. Wonderful news. For only £3,000 you can cross the channel illegally. Children can go for £2,000.

I don’t think life belts are included. Added excitement and on-board entertainment is achieved buy having the boat leak so that everybody has to bail out the water. This also helps them keep warm and avoid hypothermia.

Entering the country illegally also means that all being well you won’t be pestered by GP letters saying ‘You haven’t got the vaccine, why not give it a go, it’s free? Or words to that effect.

I am not sure which is more risky or indeed cheaper, crossing the channel in this manner or having the shot. Possibly the former, but I haven’t seen the stats so this is pure guesswork.

Vodafone worker wins sex discrimination case

A homosexual young woman has won compensation form Vodafone after her male manager asked her ‘How do lesbians have sex?’

I don’t know why he didn’t Google it if he was really that interested. Would have saved a lot of bother.

Anyway, apparently the lady was ‘humiliated’ by remarks from her manager who apparently said she ‘looked like a normal lassie to me’.

I would have thought that was a complement to look normal. Plenty of people look weird. I have a facial palsy and a lockdown pony tail and I think I look weird.

Still, my wife seems to cope.

On the other hand, some people look normal on the surface but are weird underneath. Such as those taking the vaccines and wearing masks in odd situations. It takes all sorts I suppose.

Oliver: I’m a better chef if I think like a woman.

He is quoted as saying this is “Easier said than done”. Indeed. I don’t know how my wife thinks when it comes to cooking, but her mother didn’t like cooking. Nevertheless I understand achieved good results nevertheless.

My wife can struggle as a consequence. I have a more relaxed approach, an instinctive style if you like. My mother and grandmother were both good cooks so I guess I had a good start.

And my great grandmother wrote a children’s cook book.

Of course I may be in touch with my feminine side as they say. I have X and Y chromosomes (at least I must assume so as a man, albeit I have not been formally genetically tested) so have male and feminine traits. These are part of the male psyche.

When these are out of balance, men can go peculiar.

Man confessed to killing in 1980, court hears

He confessed recently, not in 1980 by the way. The murder was 42 years ago.

The murdered was A Bird. That is not a bird but a man called Anthony Bird. A bird is slang for a female, but this was definitely a man.

This man was 42 years old at the time of his death. Two sets of 42. Are we being teased again with this number, the ultimate answer to the ultimate question?

Protestor closes major road to port of Dover.

Police took nearly 8 hours to remove a protestor from the A2 Jubilee Way in both directions. He was complaining of torture by Kent Police according to the banner he held. ‘Withheld my legal rights’ was part of this banner. The man had tied himself to bridge railings.

What the police were doing in the time I don’t know. Writing out risk assessment reports perhaps. It is nice to know that Kent Police care about the individual and don’t rush into things.

Sometimes. But they didn’t bother to think about the Covid 19 measures or GUIDANCE.–covid-19-measures/

Kent Police has obviously not woken up to the fact that vaccines are harming and killing people. Are they not going to protect people from the crimes that are being committed against them?

The Police are hypocrites and fools. They will be judged severely for their wilful ignorance.

Man arrested over triple stabbing in London

At first I hoped it was Man arrested over triple jabbing in London, but sadly not. One day there will be more than one man arrested. There will be quite a few women too. Vaccine jabs of course, three jabs already, a fourth in the pipeline and 7 probably in total if all goes to the medical Nazis plan.

Dotty decision

This is a photo of the artist (I use the term loosely) Damien Hirst of pickled half a cow fame. He is going to burn thousands of his artworks I gather. I trust he has done this. I would hope he would burn the lot but I suppose burning some of his work will improve the price of the remaining ones on a rarity basis.

I have never taken an interest but much of his artwork reminds me of a kaleidoscope and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds which was a reference to LSD, the drug which causes hallucinations.

His artwork has made him very rich and given him lots of LSD. That is pounds, schillings and pence in old money.

His mother was Irish and Jewish I gather. That probably explains things.

Anagrams of his name, Damien Steven Hirst, include

admen reinvest shit

Vienna shits termed

Vienna shit deems RT

Atheist dens vermin

That probably explains things too.

He did a piece with a human skull covered in diamonds.

Reminds me of Lucifer, now Satan who was covered in jewels. Beauty on the outside but dead underneath.

Automation and robots tipped to end growing pains

No need to build robots as I suspect vaccines are turning people into mindless zombies. The powers that be can send control signals via the air waves ‘ Work for low wages, feed the plants’ etc. etc.

Sturgeon doubles down on plan for referendum reprise next year

She won’t give up will she? Buggers up Scotland, but hey, let’s have a referendum to distract from the chaos she causes. All being well the Supreme Court will see sense and turf her out.

And perhaps, just perhaps, the Scottish people might too come Election Day.

Archbishop unease over British embassy switch to Jerusalem

But not about moral decay, vaccine harms, etc. Welby the wally (I am being polite).

Promise to build 300,000 homes ‘dead in the water’

Probably because many people will be dead from the vaccines and we won’t need all those homes. We don’t want them anyway, we need the good earth (unpoisoned of course) to grow food.

It may be that of course global warming will cause sea levels to rise as they have been telling us for decades and the houses will all be flooded.

It’s alright, only kidding, I know it’s a scam. Like the vaccines.


‘Royal Navy aircraft carrier HMS Prince of Wales leaves Portsmouth …’

I despair. The picture is of the ship under the Forth rail bridge in Scotland near Rosyth. Which idiot in The Daily Telegraph wrote this?

Calling old people ‘elderly’ is ageist.

Okay, how about calling them silly old farts instead? And while we are at it call young people ignorant twats. Then we can have a good ding battle to rival the Ukraine situation whilst the elites look on rubbing their hands as they rake in the moolah (slang for money if you don’t know).

Alternatively stick with young and elderly. Simpler I think.

Tfl is all aboard for gender-neutral lingo in new guide

Transport for London’s latest lunacy. A possible reason is in the name. An anagram is ‘Trans frond poltroon’. A poltroon is a coward or contemptible person.

There are at least 10,000 phrases that can be made including ‘Trans’. Whether they make good sense I don’t know as I haven’t checked.

But Tfl’s new guide makes no sense. I see this.

Online reviews of scented candles give first whiff of a Covid spike

Wonderful, now my wife and I can tell if we are getting the ‘flu. Of course this I probably a ploy to encourage people to buy these things for Christmas. As if some of us haven’t got enough already.

My wife, retired teacher, used to get them from grateful pupils/parents.

As regards the Covid spike this is to get people ready for the illness striking the UK this autumn/winter.

Which may be the normal ‘flu.

Or the abnormal ‘flu caused by vaccines.

Gaming can lead to at-risk children having heart attacks

That’s it, blame computer games for myocarditis caused by vaccines.

Still, sitting in a chair all day looking at a screen is not a good thing.

But neither are the vaccines.

Ban on petrol and diesel cars ‘to cost £15k per household’

I am not a great fan of driving because of the pollution and I prefer to cycle or walk, but banning petrol and diesel cars will be barmy. Make the engines much cleaner and fuel efficient, we have not significantly improved fuel consumption for years.

But many people overuse their cars and we have far too many.

And at least we don’t put lead in the petrol any more, although I am not sure what else they put in that may be toxic.

Perhaps we should go back to horses like the traditional Amish in the USA. They have done well against Covid 19/the ‘flu because they live a healthy life and I believe avoid vaccines on the whole.

And you can put horse shit on the rhubarb for example. When it’s in the vegetable plot of course, not when it’s cooked.

Fire and fury of revenge rocket attacks mask weakness of a man unwilling to co-operate.

This is by Mark Almond an author and once a lecturer at Oxford University.

I assumed he might be writing about Joe Biden. Apparently not. Mark seems to think Putin is the main problem. Has Mark not observed Biden’ mental deterioration?

He calls Joe ‘Sleepy Joe’ in the article above so he must do.

He ends the article with this.

But perhaps president Emmanuel Macron could take this opportunity to turn a long-held French dream of leading a European army into reality.

Neither Americans nor the British are going to abandon their commitment to European security but it would make sense for France, the only EU nation with nuclear weapons, to act as the leader for European Nato.

This is very interesting, end times stuff. I wonder if Mark Almond is being put to say this, controlled opposition as some might say.

Personally, I think he’s a bit of a nut; it’s in his name of course. Such is the problem with many Oxford University types, ivory towers and all that.

Nevertheless, according to his Wikipedia entry he criticises the activities of George Soros so not that blind.

He can be considered a ‘don’ as a professor. An anagram of his name includes ‘arm lad monk’. He is around 64 years old so might be considered aged.

Arm, aged and don make ‘Armageddon’.  This off course links to Revelation in the Bible. I have understood this for a while when at last I had ‘ears to hear’ in 2020.

‘Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!’ said by another Marc.

And the aged dons to stoke up the rhetoric.

More Mark’s and Marc’s of the Beast then.

Further articles if anyone is interested.

STOP PRESS: Truss ousted, Rishi Sunak new P.M.!

Oh dear. I thought I had dealt that ‘Hi risk anus’ (anagram of his name) a fatal blow. Apparently not.

Of course this is relatively old news now. Still, I had better get my thinking cap on before he does even more damage. Lets’ see now…

Stop Press: The queen is dead, long live the king!

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

11th September, 2022

But how long for that is the question? After all Prince Charles, now Charles III, is 73 years old and counting. But his father lived to be nearly 100, but missed out on that magic number and getting a telegram from the Queen.

Mind you, he would have needed to apply for one, unless she had been prepared to do one herself.

As regards the queen everyone is sad she is gone. Well, not everyone.

I note Jeff Bozo (sic) is trying to make himself look good by making a tweet. As he is a hypocrite with his abuse of Amazon monopoly I am not impressed.

This is a very good piece from Tucker Carlson. He says fairly ‘The British Empire was not perfect, but it was far more humane than any other ever,’

But others are critical and see the queen as a colonialist.

As regards prince Charles he is now King Charles III, but could have been King George VII or King Arthur.

If he had chosen King Arthur perhaps he would fulfil the prophecy to rule a united Britain.’s_messianic_return

But as to saving Britain I do wonder about kings called Charles in Britain as the first was a schemer who married a Roman Catholic (as prince Charles has), and the second was a philander who did not interest himself seriously in the kingdom.

You can find out more in general about prince Charles, now Charles the third.

As regards the queen, I am not aware what she died of. Presumably Covid 19 as most deaths seem to be down to that nowadays. I doubt it was the vaccines as she probably had a placebo like the elites generally.

As regards Covid 19 I note this from her Wikipedia entry.

Due to the COVID-19 restrictions in place in England at the time, the Queen sat alone at Philip’s funeral service, which evoked sympathy from people around the world.


Assuming this actually happened in this way as opposed to a set up photo (there have been so many media lies it is difficult to tell), I have no sympathy. I worked out in 2020 that it was all faked and social distancing utterly pointless. If she was truly an intelligent women she might have worked this out.

Unless she was in on the scam.

Of course you don’t see her face due to the mask, the whole thing is dodgy.

Wikipedia says

Her reign of 70 years and 214 days is the longest of any British monarch and the longest recorded of any female head of state in history.

As far as I am concerned, I have known no other monarch, although I never met her. I did see her at a distance in Brighton from the office window (I assume it really was her, and not an actor!). I did see Prince Philip close up though when I received my Duke of Edinburgh’s Gold Award at Buckingham Palace.

I thought the formal entry hall excessive with all its gold leaf. I am not surprised the queen preferred something more homely.

Am I sad at her passing? Well, it is the end of an era and it seems there will be a lot of upheaval. I did wonder if she thought that it would not be good to have two Elizabeths in charge of the UK, a Windsor and a Truss!

What I am really sad about is the fact that not once in her long reign did she refuse to sign Bills of Parliament into law that were against God’s laws.

I quote this from my post K is for…..Kings

“She made a promise to God at her coronation. It is recorded that, amongst other things, the archbishop asked of her ‘Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of God and the true profession of the Gospel?’ To which, amongst other things, she replied ‘All this I promise to do’.

So, I wonder why she has never refused to sign a Bill of Parliament, of all those contradicting God’s, the Most High’s, laws? There have been a very great many. So, I would like to ask her, why? Why did you sign?”

Indeed, a friend of ours who we hadn’t seen for a few years came round the other day. He said the same thing, he would have liked to ask the queen the same question. Too late now of course.

I understand it would have caused a constitutional crisis in theory but we did not have a referendum on these serious issues and who knows what the silent majority would have thought at the time.

When we did have a referendum on Brexit the remainers went wild trying to overturn the result they didn’t like. I daresay the same thing would have happened. Evil doesn’t like it when right stands up for the truth.

As far as we know she lived rightly herself, although her children have made a bit of a mess, with 3 out of 4 divorced, and even her own sister Margaret divorced. There is of course the on-going saga with Prince Andrew and even rumblings about Charles and the cause of Diana’s death

But she didn’t stand up and be counted when the evil bills were passed legalising same sex intercourse for males over 21 and the relaxing on abortion in 1967 let alone the Same sex Couples Act in 2013.

She signed these into law and her signature was required to make them law.

The individual bills may have seen small steps that weren’t meant to go further, but give the Devil an inch and he will take a mile. In fact he will take any miles he can get. He hates the human race and will do anything to destroy and control it.

And he uses his minions to do so, both Nazis and Marxists/communists who both sadly came out of Germany as I have said before. They have sought to destroy the UK and the legacy of its Empire, the Commonwealth, which is why those countries have been particularly targeted in the Covid 19 era.

What Charles III will be like as king remains to be seen. I don’t dislike him per se, and I think he has had a lot of bad press. He has done a lot of good via the Duchy of Cornwall and promotion of organic food. We have been poisoned too long by big pharma and the big farmer using artificial fertilizers and pesticides on the soil.

We are what we eat, and if we eat poisoned things we die, maybe even become poisonous ourselves as our bodies and minds are upset and we do things we shouldn’t.

Accepting evil laws into the country has the same effect on our spirits, the words corrupting our very hearts.

So I am sad the queen has gone, but far sadder at the legacy she left behind with the legislation she signed into law.

But I do wonder if it was necessary to bring about these end times as evil is exposed and the true culprits revealed for the entire world to see, to separate the wheat from the tares, the sheep from the goats.

After all, all things work together for good for those who love God, and these are a far bigger number than those who don’t despite appearances to the contrary.

P.S. I might write a lot more about Charles III including the World Economic Forum etc, but not now.

Of course today is 9/11 when the twin towers fell in New York. Therein lies another story which opened the millennium.

And if you haven’t seen my different and mainly amusing take on the kings and queens of England.

K is for…..Kings

Balloonatics: Operation Outward – a balloon knocks out a power station near Leipzig, 12th July 1942

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

12th July, 2022

Honest injun it did! Well, according to Wikipedia anyway. It says

On 12 July 1942, a wire-carrying balloon struck a 110 kV power line near Leipzig. A failure in the circuit breaker at the Böhlen power station caused a fire that destroyed the station; this was Outward’s greatest success.


Amazing! Just shows what bit of ingenuity can do. And at no risk to air crews as it was unmanned.

You can read about it yourselves it is quite fascinating. I had no idea that this went on, although I found out earlier this year so I was aware.

Wikipedia says ‘…they had an economic impact on Germany far in excess of the cost to the British government.’

Rather like all the silly lockdown measures which mucked up the economy and people’s businesses, and the wasted useless PPE and vaccines etc., as opposed to saying to people “‘flu’s coming round as usual we recommend you boost your vitamin C and D” which would have been much, much cheaper and actually effective.

Anyway, I thought I would do a post on the operation as it is very unusual although you will see there have been some other attempts with something similar by other countries.

Quotes from main Wikipedia link unless otherwise stated. I suggest you read the article and refer to my selected passages and comments as desired. If you don’t want to do that, what are you doing here? Still, suit yourself.

1          History and development

It was proposed that bomb laden balloons could be launched from France. Their position would be tracked by radio triangulation and the bombs would be released by radio control when the balloon drifted over a worthwhile target. This plan was never put into action; objections included that “attacks of this nature should not be originated from a cricketing country”

So it just wasn’t cricket what? ‘I say chaps, Jerry is a blighter but we must play up and play the game don’t ch yer know. Give him a fair innings too, let him have his turn.’

Of course this makes no allowance for the fact that the Nazis usually like to build something more expensive and complicated like a rocket, or a very, very big gun.

Or even a whopping great tank called a ‘Maus’, which means mouse! You can look it up.

The Air Ministry initially produced a negative report, possibly because the Ministry of Aircraft Production felt balloons would be ineffective weapons and would consume too many resources.

The Ministry of Aircraft Production was initially run by Lord Beaverbrook. I suggest you look him up. He was, among other things, a press baron. Not, quite frankly a good man, and more to the point perhaps arrogant.

I wonder if he thought it was too cheap and if the government realised it would be cheaper than bombers his department would not get much money. And if proper records weren’t kept, where did the money go exactly?

He should be compared to Stafford Cripps who took over. Again I suggest you look him up.

I see an article comparing Beaverbrook to Pratt Handcock (sic).

Or to translate that for the common man, never was so much money spent and wasted for something utterly pointless. Masks etc. don’t work against Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu since re-branding in 2020.

I see ‘The Admiralty took up the idea with more enthusiasm.’ Well, the Navy knows about wind and how to apply it as they are sailors, unlike Beaverbrook who was just windy and uncontrollable, a law unto himself as such men are.

The Admiralty concluded that the balloons could short circuit power lines and with the aid of incendiaries cause forest fires to distract German manpower and resources.

Of course forest fires have been occurring in the States. Have the Nazis/communist been behind this?

Yes. Via their cronies of course.

We can’t blame one source, it is a combination of ignorance, mismanagement, greed and deliberate attacks. But don’t blame the Chinese all the time, look to your own house and what is within. The enemy is everywhere and seeks distract you and to divide and conquer.

Carrying on

The Admiralty concluded that the balloons could be produced at very little cost; many of the important parts already existed as surplus materials and despite the needs of conventional barrage balloons, there was plenty of hydrogen gas with which to fill the balloons. The balloons could be used with a small number of British personnel who would face minimal risks.

Takes the Royal Navy to think things through properly. Lateral thinking used, cheap at the price, effective, and lives at very low risk.

2          Design

The balloons used were surplus weather balloons of which the Navy had a stock of 100,000 all carefully stored in French chalk.

Which shows something French can be useful, apart from their wine and cheese! And Gien pottery and Le Creuset cast iron. My wife and I have some of these.

But not their bureaucracy. We have enough of our own. And they can certainly keep Emmanuel ‘God, is he still with us!’ Macron.

Back on subject, apparently these balloons were to carry the following: wire, beer, jelly, socks, lemon, and jam!

Which is a list of 6. Part of 666 perhaps??

2.1      Wire

To short circuit the power lines.

2.2      Beer, jelly and socks

The Germans like beer. Make them drunk perhaps.

I don’t know about Jelly; did the Jerries like Jellies? Make them wobble.

As for socks, well, I suppose this was to ‘sock it’ to them as the saying goes!

2.3      Lemon and jam

Lemon to make the Germans sour. Turn them into sour krauts!

Jam to get them into a sticky mess of course.

3          Deployment

The actual balloon releases took place at the Felixstowe Ferry Golf Club.

This is in Suffolk by the coast on the east of England.

The first launches took place on 20 March 1942. Within days, the British were receiving reports of forest fires near Berlin and Tilsit in East Prussia.

Tilsit is in what is now I understand technically a detached part of Russia and has been renamed. Anyway, it was around 870 miles in a straight line form Felixstowe which is a considerable distance.

This link gives a bit more information

I note ‘Balloon operations could be hazardous, and there were many incidences of launch crew requiring hospital treatment for burns caused by exploding balloons or by mishandling incendiary payloads. The WRNS were equipped with “flash-proof jacket & hood (½ mica & ½ fine copper gauze over the face) + protective cream on hands and fire-proof black gloves”.

Unlike Covid 19 where the wearing of full PPE has been hazardous to nurses and doctors etc. and completely pointless as I mentioned.

Here’s the breakdown of the payloads extracted from the main Wikipedia link.

4          Effects

The wire balloons seemed to have had great success. The Germans tried to shoot down the balloons which used precious fuel and other sources.

The electricity supplies were frequently interrupted.

Then there is the indirect cause of the destruction of a power station. Which perhaps vindicates the chaos theory. Launch a balloon and somewhere you shut down a locality.

In the case of Covid 19 rename the ‘flu and shut down the world. At least shut down some countries, especially those who fought against the Germans in WW2.

It has been very difficult to assess the effect of the incendiary devices, but it is reasonable to assume something useful will have come from them.

5          End of the operation

Well, they reached 1,000 balloons in August 1942 and even got up to 1,800. They were suspended when large scale air raids on Germany were undertaken for I hope obvious reasons.

Mass launches were reduced in May 1944 in the prelude to D-Day due to increased Allied air activity. There was also the issue of tackling the V1 flying bombs.

Summary and conclusions

Well, despite the ‘It’s not cricket!’ cry from some, a cheap crude but effective weapon was used at minimal risk to service personnel.

It will take another post to look at the effectiveness of the aircraft bombing campaign against Germany, but how many lives were unnecessarily lost because somebody thought that bombers were the way to go.

And how much was it fuelled by the greed of those who made money out of the war? Much I am sorry to say.

But nothing changes. The same goes on today. As I have said, the war in Ukraine is as much fuelled by the same, coupled with a largely ignorant populace as to what is really going on.

Indeed, all wars are much about that. It is written

‘You crave what you do not have; you kill and covet, but are unable to obtain it. You quarrel and fight. You do not have, because you do not ask. 3And when you do ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, that you may squander it on your pleasures.’

It is not just wars of guns, tanks and planes but medical wars too. As I mention at the beginning think about all that wasted useless PPE and vaccines etc., causing more harm than good (in the case of vaccines, no good at all only a foolish perception of good).

Anyway, this Covid 19 war is on the turn as I have said before. In North Africa, Rommel, the Rome-el or Rome angel, is stalled and digging in with his army.

There will be some more attempts by him to break through but they will fail.

The war in Russia seems to be going well for the Nazis but it will be their death knell at Stalingrad.

The Japanese were starting to struggle and had by and large reached their furthest extent in their conquests as far as I can gather.

So look up, things are improving, evil is stalling in this Covid 19 war, but there is still much still to do and this time the work must be complete.

Take heart everybody, angels seen and unseen!

P.S. I thought perhaps you might like this.

NENA | 99 Red Balloons [1984] (Official HD Music Video)

This was one of the songs in the ’80s to make a point about the brinkmanship and paranoia/hysteria surrounding the issue of war. The song talks about Nena and the listener buying 99 Balloons in a shop and letting them go, for fun. These balloons show up on the radar as unidentified objects and both sides scramble planes and go to full alert to counteract a perceived nuclear attack, when in fact it is the most childlike of things, a bunch of balloons.

Or if you are a child or have a child like heart like me why not this?

The Wiggles: Dance With Your Balloon | Kids Songs

The Falklands War: 2nd April to 20th June 1982

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

27th June 2022

Updated 29th June further links.

This took place 40 years ago so rather interesting given that I have noted that WW2 took place 80 years ago and the American Civil War (ACW) took place 160 years ago. So double the time, then double again.

Or perhaps as I noted WW2 first (80 years) then the ACW (160 years) and finally the Falklands War (40 years) ago, that might be time, times and half a time…..Mmm…..very interesting.

Anyway, I am here to look at the Falklands and the war against Argentina who invaded the islands.

I had thought I might do some general background on the islands and the history but others have done things and for the time being I don’t see the point. This Wikipedia link gives useful information if you need it.

As with other battles/wars I have covered so far, I will do my usual play on words and unusual humorous approach. I will probably not include text from the Wikipedia page except where I think it will be particularly useful. I hope therefore you won’t get completely lost in the tangled web of words I weave.

I have decided to use extensive footnotes that you can refer to as required to clarify the persons and places alluded to, although it won’t be slick like Wikipedia I am sorry to say. I won’t  number them yet, but may try and do it later after posting.

Please note I do not intend any disrespect to those who died or fought, merely to show the absurdity of war, how mad things can be, even if it is only how one can use language. After all, it is propaganda and morale that count most to win battles and wars, especially wars of words.

This link forms the basis of my article.

My article may bear some resemblance to the truth but you will need to double check as always. Don’t blame me if you don’t.

1          Prelude

1.1      Failed diplomacy

It all started with a lot of argy-bargy about the Falk Land islands which the Argies or Argy-bargees said were theirs and the islanders saying ‘Oh not their not!’

To which the Argies replied ‘Oh yes they are!’ or I believe ‘Oh si ellas son!’ in Span-ish, the language of the Argentine. This went on for a while.

The Foreign Office in the UK thought the islands were a pain and would have happily seeded them (what type of seeds is not specified).

I should mention that the Falk Lands were called that because they were discovered by Peter Falk who came from Columbo in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon.

In 1980 a knickerless Ridley (no relation to Arnold Ridley of Dad’s Army fame I believe) tried to sell the islanders the idea of a leashback. This was not welcomed as the Bright-ish had a strong sovereignty claim and anyway the islanders wanted to stay Bright-ish and not be dumbed down by being Argy.

Or indeed be tied to Argentina with a leash.

Apparently, Mr Ridley said if we don’t do something they will invade and there would be nothing the Bright-ish could do if they did.

Understandable perhaps, but underestimated the Royal Navy and the capacity of the Bright-ish to be, well bright.

1.2      The Argentine junta

In Argentina there was a junta, pronounced something like hunda or Honda. So either like a German dog (a hund) or a Japanese car then.

The junta, hunda or Honda had a general leopard Guilty-hairy, a hair bridge-a-dear Basil-Low Lamby Dozy and an admirable Georgy Annoyer. The last mentioned was the driving force behind the Argies decision to invade, i.e. he was the driver of the Honda.

They wanted to mobilise the Argies people’s Pat Riot Feelings, whoever he was, and divert attention from the chronic economic problems and human rights violations.

So similar today with José Bideniosodimos (sic) in the USA with the Russia/Ukraine situation.

Or Justine Turdos in Canada.

Or Boris ‘Karloff’ Johnson & Johnson in the UK.

Or Emmanuelle ‘Oh God, is he still with us?’ Machronicos in France.

Anyway, it all kicked off with an ‘invasion’ of South Georgia by some Argy Crap Metal merchants (Crap Metal is a form of Heavy Metal music, but crap of course) who had been infiltrated by some marines. The Crap Metal guys were too stoned to notice.

By the way, South Georgia is not part of the state of Georgia, despite what many people in the USA probably think. Many citizens in the USA think nothing much exists outside their country. There is also a Georgia in the Caucasus, south-eastern Europe.

And this has nothing to do with the caucus in Georgia, state of, please note.

South Georgia is on the map earlier. If anyone in the States wants to know where the state of Georgia is they must also look on another map.

The date of the ‘invasion’ was the 19th March. A covert opera-shun known as Covert 19. A similar thing happened around this date 38 years later called something quite like that, but I don’t recall exactly at the moment.

If anybody is mad enough to want to listen to some Crap Metal music here is a link.

Yes, well, completely crap that was.

2          Argentine invasion

The Argies just barged into the Falk Lands without a ‘by your leave’ as bullies usually do.

This was met by a robust defence by some Royal Marines led by a Mike Norman. Well, I may not have Norman blood in me but he was a Michael so a good man with a good name (I may be biased, although my birth name is not Michael). The Marines were supported by some Falk Land islanders.

The Argies landed some Ann Fibbious Come-and-dos. Ann Fibbious was well known for her awful lies or fibs so reports of only a few casualties on the Argies side were made up.

The Come-and-dos were led by a left-ten-ant come-on-dear Guillemot Sandwiches-Sabotrots or G.S.S. The S.S. may be significant given that many Nazis fled to Argentina after World War Two.

The Come-and-dos successfully attacked an empty Moody Baraks, possibly related to Barak O’Barmy in the USA.

Eventually they attacked the government house belonging to Stanley and lived in by the de facto ‘king’ of the islands, a Sir Rex Hunt. Rex is ‘king in Latin of course. As he didn’t want people’s lives to be wrexed (sic), let alone the house, he Sir-rendered, as sirs will do if necessary to avoid unnecessary bloodshed.

2.1      Initial British response

Prior to the invasion the Bright-ish mini stars being reasonably bright decided to send a ‘thought’ called Austin to support the End-your-rants already telling the Argies to stop ranting and to, in navel terms, bugger off back home before we come and biff you one.

No doubt they may have been more diplomatic than that.

Anyway, a new clear Spartan submarine was also sent which was simple and severe, together with a splendid submarine which was simply splendid or spiffing as the Bright-ish were used to saying.

Another submarine which was even better, or superb, went from the altar of G.I. bra where it was enjoying itself. But it wasn’t really going to the Falk Lands as the weather down there wasn’t nearly as great.

But it was useful to pretend it was as this helped put the wind up the Argies.

The next day there was a cry sis meeting headed by the prime mini star Maggie the Thatcher (also known as the ‘Maggie’) who said the invasion was the last straw which she needed to complete the roof she was working on.

An admirable Leech said that Bright-Ann (where the Bright-ish lived) could and should send a task farce to the islands if invaded. On the 1st April he sent orders to a Royal Navel farce which was carrying out excises in the middle of the rainy Ian to prepare to sail south. This was no April Fool of course.

Following the invasion on the 2nd April and after the mini stars looked at a cabinet approval was given for a task farce to retake the islands. This was supported by Ann Emergency who was sitting in a house not far from where the cabinet was.

News of the invasion first reached the UK via an Argy sauce. A BBC journalist called Lorry My-Goal- is (whose ambition was presumably to own a lorry), confirmed with Ann Islander that the Argies farces had taken control of the islands.

The military operations in the Falk Lands War were given the code name opera-shun Cor-poo-rat as the Argy rats had invaded and needed expelling as they were putting poo all over the place. The Come on dear of the Bright-ish farce was to be an admirable surgeon Fieldmouse.

On the 6th April the Bright-ish government (when Bright-ish governments were still reasonably bright) set up a whore cabinet to help prostitute the whore. Apparently the Maggie dominated the whore cabinet (like a dominatrix) but did not ignore the opposition or fail consult others.

Once a decision was reached, she did not look back. Reminding one of the proverbs of not looking back if you are ploughing in a field as your furrows will wobble.

2.2      United Nations Security Council Resolution 502

On the 31st March , the Argies ham-bass-a-door to the UN, an Edward Rocker, attempted to garner support against a Bright-ish Millie Terry Bill Dupp whoever he was. This was to try and thwart earlier UN resolutions which called on both countries to resolve the conflict via discussion.

On the night of the invasion Mr Rocker held a blanket at his house for the US ham-bass-a-door to the UN, a Gene Curt-Pat-Rick and high officials in the US to try and open the door to influencing them against the UK. Understandably, the Bright-ish Di-Plough-Matts were suspicious of Pat Rick.

At the time ‘She was known for the “Kirkpatrick Doctrine”, which advocated supporting authoritarian regimes around the world if they went along with Washington’s aims. She believed that they could be led into democracy by example. She wrote, “traditional authoritarian governments are less repressive than revolutionary autocracies.”’


This seems naïve in reality. They are both as bad/good as each other. After all, they do produce a stability of sorts, but ultimately are ungodly and are oppressive, rule based, with limited flexibility.

And don’t forget the Nazis and Marxists/communists all came out of Germany.

On the 1st April the Don of Lon told the UK ham-bass-a-door to the UN who was also a Parsons (or Parsons unknown), that an invasion was imminent  and he should call an Ur gent (a man from Ur of the Chaldees) to a meeting of the Security Council to get a favourable resolution against Argentina.

The parson had to get nein affirmative votes, i.e. ‘yes’ votes from the 15 council members and to avoid a blocking vote from the other four permanent members.

Following the meeting a re-solution 502 was adopted (as it was all on its own having lost its parents) by 10-1, or 12.50pm. This meant the meeting took about 1 hour 50 minutes as it started at 11a.m New York time.

Pan-a-ma voted against as she had lost her hat, let alone her marbles.

I gather Russia and China abstained as someone might have asked awkward questions about Afghanistan and Tibet.

The re-solution stated 5 things that the council was;

    1. Deeply disturbed at reports of an invasion on 2 April 1982 by armed forces of Argentina – they hadn’t been there themselves so they could be sure it had really happened of course.

      Unlike today in Russia/Ukraine where a majority in the west assume everything is happening as the West’s MSM is reporting;

    2. Determining that there exists a breach of the peas in the region of the Falk Land Islands (Isla’s Mal Vinas), i.e the Argies were taking the peas (sic);

    3. Demands an immediate cessation of host utilities;

    4. Demands an immediate with drawal of all Argy farces from the Falk Land Islands (Isla’s Mal Vinas), i.e. get their draws or pants out of there pronto or face a good kicking in the pants (or draws);

    5. Calls on the Governments of Argentina and the United Kingdom to seek a diplomatic solution to their different fences and to respect fully the purposes and principles of the carter of the U-knitted Nations, i.e. what they already being trying to do for decades.

Please note that the carter of the United Nations is abbreviated CUN, in other words defining what states cun do. Or cunt do. The Argies were being told in effect you cunt do this. Or something like that.

I believe cun do and cunt do are Esperanto for can and can’t do by the way.

Anyway, this was a significant Wynn for the UK (Wynn is a fine upstanding Welshman I know). The Parson who was not daft had submitted a draft re-solution, avoiding any reference to the dispute over the sovereign tea (Argentina liked coffee, the Bright-ish liked tea).

Instead it focused on the Argies breach of Chapter VII of the UN carter which forbids the use of farce to settle disputes. The Bright-ish could then have some exercise on the islands and get them back by Milly Terry means or any other ladies who fancied the challenge.

2.3      Argentine occupation

The Argies had marked the ears of a unit of 1,000 conned scripts who had been specially selected (yeah, yeah, tell us another one) to represent all Reg Ians of Argentina. They were flown into Stanley’s hairport as soon as the runaway had been cleared of dead hares (sic).

Once it was obvious the Bright-ish were sending their own Ann Fibbious farce, more tropes were sent, meaning Gary’s sons on the island were about 13, 000. He had a lot of sons did Gary.

A bridge-a-dear general Mary-ho Ben-jamming Men-end-Des was appointed by the Milly Terry to be the guvnor of the Mal-viners, which is what the Argies called the Falk Lands.

During the conflict, the population were not generally abused. However, the Argies M.P.’s (Milly Terry’s Police, not members of parliament) arrived with detailed files on many islanders…….excuse me while I am sensible for a bit.

WTF! (What’s Those Files?). What pray had the Argies being doing?? They had clearly been planning the invasion for some time and spying on people. Excuse my language, but what Nazi little buggers they were (bugging people’s conversations/correspondence no doubt).

These files allowed a major Patricia Dow Ling (probably of Chinese extraction) to arrest and interrogate islanders who might lead opposition to the invasion.

Some were expelled but this was counter-productive as they were able to tell the UK what was going on.

I gather the population of Goose Green were detained in the village hall in squalid conditions. If anyone has seen the mess geese can leave you will understand the problem. Similar detentions were given in other out lying settlements. These allegedly included writing 100 lines saying ‘I will not tell the truth about the Argies invasion’. 

In one case an islander died because his medication was denied him. Not unlike in the first lockdown in the UK when people were denied access to care homes and excess deaths were around 30,000. What really happened, eh?

In the closing moments of the war, it is reported that some tropes placed booby traps in civilian homes (presumably to catch the tits referred to later in section 3.), put crap on walls (remember it was opera-shun Cor-poo-rat’s role to remove the poo of the rats), destroyed property and committed Orson (Welles and others) on Holmes (Sherlock and others).

There is a photo in the Wikipedia article where the words ‘Inglese puto’ which the article says ‘…is an insult against people considered weak, unmasculine and contemptible.’ The article writer is being coy

Put the text into Google Translate (Spanish to English) and see what it comes up with.

Some Argy officers were accused of torch-uring their own tropes. Food parcels sent by families were stolen, tropes starved, and punished for minor misdeeds by being steaked (Argentina is known for its beef) to the ground and lie in pools of water for hours. Many were reported to have died of mistreatment by those officers responsible for them.

Some patients in hospitals have been left like that apparently.

And not dissimilar to the stupidity of some care homes that still lockdown the elderly in their care. This is mental abuse pure and simple, Covid 19 is the ‘flu and they are not vulnerable to it, but they will suffer if this cretinous stupidity continues.

It is, was and always will be guidance from the government, so kick these care home owners good and hard from me please. And then bring them to justice for their evil practices.

As for the hospitals, watch this space.

2.4      Shuttle diplomacy

On the 8th April, an SoS was sent in the form of a Haig (a type of Whisky) from the USA arrived in Lon Don on a shuttle from the president Ronald Ray-Gun, to break a peas deal.

He then went to Ben-hos-Hairies the capital of Argentina. There he was met by the Honda and Nick-can-or Costa Lot-to-mend-it. Haig was treated coolly (whisky on ice) and told that the Argies sovereignty was a pre-condition. In other words, they weren’t interested in talking.

He went back to Lon Don and found the Bright-ish cabinet in no mood to compromise, i.e. they did not wish to dilute their whisky.

Apparently, general Guilty-hairy was going to make a concession to the Haig (remove the ice in it), but this was cancelled. The Ray-Gun administration then said on the 30th April they would support the UK, with ray guns etc.

3          British task force

The bright-ish government had no contingency plan to invade the islands. As the islands belonged to the UK this is a bit odd to expect a plan for the UK to invade its own land.

After all, an Englishman’s home is his castle, and one doesn’t expect Johnny Foreigner to try and barge in without an invite, don’t yer know.

Anyhow, needs must, so they assembled whatever was to hand and had a good name. So they had a new clear submarine called Conqueror, a couple of haircraft carriers, the Invincible (which couldn’t be conquered) and the Her me’s, a sort of version of the #her-me’stoo movement.

Then there was the SS Canned bra to deal with the tits who had invaded the islands (it is quite cold down there in the southern hemisphere so these were probably blue tits).

The SS tag was to confuse the Argies who had a number of ex-Nazi SS officers in the nation.

Queen Elizabeth was also requisitioned; I do hope they asked her first. And I do hope they made provision for the Royal Wee.

The retaking of the islands was considered extremely difficult. A her-man said that the US Navy thought it a Milly Terry impossibility. Got that wrong then.

The Bright-ish were limited by the amount of hair cover. I know the feeling; I have my bald patch. However, they did have 42 haircraft, so as this is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question, obviously 42 were going to be sufficient. The Hitchhiker’s Guide had been written by then, so it should have been clear.

The haircraft were Hairyers so most suitable for Haircraft operations. The Argies had 122 haircraft.

However, the Bright-ish lacked AEW, i.e. a ew, or ewe, an early warning sheep.

By mid-April, the the Royal Hair Farce had set up a hairbase on Ascension Island where Jesus allegedly ascended. Whilst He could walk on water, the island is in the middle of the Atlantic and it seems an awfully long way to go just to be taken into heaven, so I discount this theory.

The base had a large force of Vulcan bummers who were visiting, having been on a star trek. They were also some handy page Victors for re-fooling and some Dug Less phantoms which you couldn’t always see, but were there nevertheless.

N counters began in April. The Bright-ish task farce was shadowed by 707 boing haircraft which is a lot of planes.

The boings were not attacked because they kept bouncing up and down and were difficult to hit. On the 23rd April a DC 10 (possibly from Washington DC) was intercepted by Bright-ish hairyers who visually identified the civilian plane.

It is reported they said “Ooh, look, there’s a civilian plane, I can tick that off my bucket list”.

3.1      Recapture of South Georgia and the attack on Santa Fe

South Georgia is not part of the state of Georgia, despite what many people in the USA probably think. Many citizens in the USA think nothing much exists outside their country. There is also a Georgia in the Caucasus, south-eastern Europe.

And this has nothing to do with the caucus in Georgia, state of, please note.

South Georgia is on the map earlier. If anyone in the States wants to know where the state of Georgia is they must also look on another map.

Anyway, there was Opera-shun Paraquat or possibly Parakeet designed to take out the Argy-bargees who had taken the island. By the way paraquat is neuro-toxic as it contains nitrogen in its molecular formula which is why it is such a problem to people and animals.

And therefore should not be used, period. Or full stop.

The force to take back the island was under the command of a major guy,  a great guy that is, called Sherry Dan RM. Rather odd to have initials after your name, but never mind. Or indeed a first name Sherry. Sounds more like a girl’s name like Sherry Bliar, Toe-knee Bliar’s wife.

The force he commanded was some Marines from 42 come-and-do. There you are, 42 again. Do think up a suitable question to go with this answer.

They needed a Special Air Service to get there as well as a Special Boat Service. This was because the island is a long way from the Falklands, and they couldn’t make up their minds whether to fly or go by ship.

However, they decided to go on the next RFA spring tide. Part of the force included a Church-hill sub-marine as sending in the Christians first seemed like a good idea. They could spy out the land like the selected Israelites who went into the Promised Land to see what was going on before the invasion by the main Israelite force.

The island was over-flown by a handy page Victor haircraft which happened to be handy, i.e. available.

The S ‘a’ S and the S ‘b’ S tropes got onto the landing on the 21st April, but a Miss Ion on the Four Tuna glazier had to be drawn again after two of Ellie’s copters crashed in the high winds in the bog. I know the problems of wind in the bog all too well.

On the 23rd April an alert sub marine was sounded and opera-shuns shunned. The spring tide receded to deeper water as spring tides do. However, on the 24th April the Bright-ish farces re-groped through the bog or fog and headed in to a tack.

On the 25th April, the fey Santa was spotted on the surface by a West Land  Wes sex, which has a Mark 3 Ellie’s copter, from Ann Trim, a neat lady. The West Land Wessex attacked Santa with depth charges, i.e. he was charged with multiple crimes, including deceiving the masses at Christ-mass.

Ply-mouth, a multi-layer mouth sent a Mark 1 wasp for its lunch whilst someone brilliant sent a Mark 3 wildcat or Lynx.

The lynx threw its lunch, a torpedo, and stray fed Santa with its pintail. This was a case of pinning the tail on Santa, not the donkey. The Wes sex also attacked Santa with its GP. Nice to know GP’s have their uses, although sadly my local surgery’s variety not much good at dealing with diseases.

The wasp from the ply-mouth was joined by two other wasps for some stinging remarks about Santa’s costume, and scored some hits leaving their mark. All these marks, including mark 1, 2 & 3 were to become known as the marks of the best of course.

Santa was so affected by these marks that he was considered ‘sleigh-n’ (sic) and had be abandoned at the King Edward point where the potatoes were grown on Georgia (south).

As the spring tide had now receded far out to sea, and the Argies augmented by the Santa’s crew, Sherry Dan decided to gather the 76 men he had make a direct ass halt. After a short March (although it was now April), and a demon station by two navels (the belly dance), the Argy-bargees, a total of 190 men surrendered.

The navel force sent a massage to the Queen saying in essence that the white N-sign (this was not considered racist in those days) flies alongside the onion jack in South Georgia.

The prime mini ster, Maggie the Thatcher, broke the news. Once it was repaired, she told the me-dear “Just re-Joyce at the nudes and congratulate our farces and the marines!”

Or something like that.

Which shows it’s a great idea to send the marines which Tom Lehrer sung about.

Sadly, the USA has done this for years. These words are relevant.

For might makes right,

And till they’ve seen the light,

They’ve got to be protected,

All their rights respected,

Till somebody we like can be elected.

3.2      Black Buck raids

These started on the 1st May (no relation to Theresa) and involved a Vulcan called Spock. It had been speculated that the intervention of Spock could attack the runaway Stanley. Dropping some bombs to speckle the runaway with holes would reduce the capacity of the runaway to have hair craft use it.

In other words create bald patches on the runaway.

It certainly was a bald move, and involved a round trip journey of 8, 000 naught-tickle miles, despite the fact it was a ticklish exercise to carry out.

Spock ‘flu (said to be a pre-curser of Covid 19 which Spock said was logical) all the way and required re-fooling by victors who had won previous battles.

Apparently they had all been up K-2, a mountain in the Himalayas. Personally, I think it has more to do with the vitamin that goes well with vitamin D-3 to reduce the risk of furring the arteries, but that is just my opinion.

Although the Wikipedia link says that there were 5 raids, in fact there were 7 attempts.

3.3      Escalation of the air war

The Falk Lands had three hairfields where hair could be done. The biggest was owned by a Stanley who went looking for a Living Stone in daftest Africa I believe.

However, the hair field was too short to support fast gits. Therefore the Argy-bargees had to lunch with Major Strikes on the main land. This made their picnic hampers difficult to organise, let alone their wombat hair patrols and close hair support, i.e. they found it difficult to comb the hairy-yah.

Incoming Argy haircraft couldn’t loiter for long as otherwise they would get home loiter than was desirable. They were often compelled to attack the first target of opportunity rather than the most lucrative, which normally meant attacking a dead sheep. Quite baa-me of course.

The first Major Strike of the Argy’s was some sky hooks, some daggers, some English electric canned bras (the mind boggles) and some mirages which turned out to be just that.

Only the daggers found some ships firing at the fences near the islands.

Some C Hairyers and some mirages had a fight. But they refused to fight at the others best attitude. Then two mirages appeared and one was shot down by a side ‘winder’, a window on the side, whilst the other escaped but was damaged and made for Stanley.

This fell into the fire of the Argy-bargees so that was the end of that.

As a result of this experience, the Argy’s Hair Force stuff decided to only send skyhooks and daggers with their teams on strike. The canned bras were only to be used at night (the mind still boggles at this), and the mirages used as decoys. Seeing as mirages don’t exist in reality, this makes sense.

 They also decided to form up a squat Ron Phoenix, which would fly 24/7 to stimulate strikes. One of these a leering jet was shot down, killing the squat Ron in control, a commode of vice, God awful Della Colin. Roughly translated this means ‘King of the Hill’.

This is allegedly what he looked like. Can’t see it myself.

Stanley was used as a strong point, poor chap. Despite raids on him and some overnight shelling which drove him nuts as his shells were removed, he was never out of the action.

Anyway he had Sam Roland and Sam ‘Tiger’ Cat to defend him, together with some canons from the Roman Catholic Church. These were the Law family.

Hercules also came along to lend a hand.

I gather that there was more than one Hercules (understood to be Hercules Pilate) who got lost when he saw a hairyer when looking for the Bright-ish fleet and after Neptune got tired and unreliable.

Apparently, the Bright-ish looked at attacking the Rio Grand  ‘A’ with a light opera-shun called the Mick-Ado, but this was discounted, by how much we don’t know. Buy One Get One Free perhaps.

Anyway, they hoped the Argies would just BOG OFF.

3.4      Sinking of ARA General Belgrano

On 30 April, the British government had brought into force a 200 nought tickle mile erogenous zone, where no tickling was allowed in case someone’s fancy was tickled I suppose.

The admirable Annoyer had given his whore ships three tasks.

The first was to protect the haircraft carrier Vein-tick-in-co de Mayo (a type of salad dressing) and two old Miss Aisled Ahmed des-Troyers from Troyes in France.

The second was to protect three Mod Urns, a type of frig Gates. I gather some people nowadays are saying frig Gates for some reason. I thought frig was like fridge, but I gather that’s not the case. I don’t get out much.

The third was an old light bruiser from WW2, a veteran, called generally Belle Gran-O. She was old, hence gran, short for grandmother, but beautiful apparently. Her large buns (ehem) and heavy amor (she was very amorous) made her a serious threat, a distraction to all the men it the Bright-ish forces.

She had two young escorts, a type of 42 please note, armed with avocet Miss Isles. She was an accompanying ‘bird’ or female.

Now on the first of May, the Bright-ish new clear powered submarine HMS Conqueror found the Belle Gran-O and her escorts and followed it until it was just outside the erogenous zone.

The admirable Wouldwood was aware of the carrier group from the other direction and ordered the bruiser be attacked in case he got pinched. However, he didn’t know that the carrier Vein-tick-in-co de Mayo did not have enough wind for lunch. Should have tried vol-au-vents then, as this means in essence ‘Fly in winds’.

The order to sink the Belle Gran-O was confirmed by the whore cabinet in London and the Belle Gran-O was hit by two torpedoes which sunk her.

I gather some Latin American countries were critical but that is just typical, the usual hypocrisy. There have been consistent problems with the politics of these countries over the years.

Despite the criticism, it eliminated the naval threat as the Argy-bargees returned to port (i.e. the left) and did not leave port again during the fighting.

The only exception was the sane Loo-ee a dies-el, or dead submarine angel.

The controversy over the Bell Gran-O and whether she was manoeuvring or sailing away from the erogenous zone was settled by the captain Heck-tor Bonzo (a member of the Bonzo Dog Gaga Band) when he said she had orders to put any Bright-ish ship she found in the drink.

There was a separate incident when the Bright-ish were engaged to an Argy-bargee called Alf-here-is So-ber-all. A couple of lynxes slinked in and fired four skewers at him which sobered him up a bit. He also turned to port.

I gather Alf was looking for the canned bra but never found it.

3.5      Sinking of HMS Sheffield

On the 4th May the Bright lost the chef, a Mrs Field who was more simply known as Chef Field. She was typing 42 at the time whilst cooking on a gas primus stove.

She was struck by an avocet which knocked over the stove and set fire to her apron. She then panicked as people do such as in a pandemic, and ran over a cliff.

This was not Cliff Richard who was in Portugal at the time allegedly, but the more common sea side variety.

It appears Chef Field was typing out three 42’s in total, making 126, although whether this is significant is debateable.

It seems this all had to do with providing a medium high attitude for a Miss Isle Piquet for the Bright-ish Haircraft Carriers. Perhaps a bouffant style, or beehive, I don’t know.

Apparently Chef Field was struck amid-ships or in the stomach which was clearly devastating. I gather Chef Field was gutted by the experience, with the fire deforming her.

Severely affected by the trauma, they decided to take her to the Ascension where Jesus ascended, or to Yarmouth in the Isle of White, but sadly she sank and expired.

The incident is described in detail by the admirable Sandy Wouldwood who was once in charge of Miss Field. Her loss had a profound impact of the cabinet owned by the Bright-ish people and the people as a whole, as they realised that going to war actually meant people might get hurt.

Fairly obvious that, but people are a bit slow sometimes.

Like when sticking vaccines into human arms when it is likely to cause harm or even death.

3.6      Diplomatic activity

In the first half of May, which is M plus a half of the ‘a’ which doesn’t signify anything in my books, the United Onions were tempted to meditate on a piece. This was rejected by the Argy-bargees.

The Bright-ish made a final offer to the Argies by a general pay rise in a cellar. The Bright-ish had a band on a red line; what type of band it was it not known.

Anyway it had something to do with the drawls of the Argies and that the Bright-ish administration of the Falk Lands should be re-stored once the Argies had finished drawling.  The United Onions thought this a good idea.

I gather the Bright-ish proposed the fairly bright idea that a United Onion administrator should souper-vies the mew-two-owl with drawls of both the Argy-bargees and the Bright-ish farces. He or she would then govern the islands with the representative institutes including the Argies although none of the Argies actually lived there.

This seems like bending over and asking to be walloped or something worse, but the Argies didn’t think much of that. Which shows how stupid one can be when you have dug yourself into a hole.

Perhaps they thought possession was nine tenths of the law. They hadn’t reckoned on the Royal Navy and the other one tenth however.

Which is ‘It is ours, we live there and you don’t, and if you don’t shift your backsides promptly we will come and give you a jolly good kicking.’

3.7      Special forces operations

Now, there was a threat to the Bright-ish fleet by a combination of E 10 dards/avocets, so they made plans to fly in some sassy troops to attack home base of Rio Grande (no relation of Ariana Grande) who wore a tiara from Fuego. This was like a cheap jewellery store, a sort of Jewels-R-us if you will.

The opera-shun as previously mentioned was to be called the Mick A Do.

This was scrapped in favour of a plan to use an onyx stone set in rubber inflatables which could be swapped for the tiara, whilst destroying the avocets. The RSPB (Royal Society for Protection of Birds) were understandably upset, but this was war of course.

A sassy team was dispatched for filtrating the sea, a sort of desalination exercise. Bad weather caused a forced landing and Miss I. On was aborted. Whether she had any choice in the matter is debatable.

The pilot of the hilly copter got chilly and dropped off the sassy team. The crew of the hilly copter destroyed it then surrender to the chilly police. Most police are chilly however, it is in the name, pol-ice. This should be obvious I hope.

The sassy team crossed the border and penetrated the Argentina. In a what I don’t know. The Argies suspected something and sent 2,000 tropes to search for them.

The sassy team evaded them and managed to return to the UK. Clever boys, eh?

On the 14th May the sassy team carried out a raid on a pebble in the Falk Lands where amazingly there was a grass strip for a puke area and some mentors. I wouldn’t have thought there would be room myself.

Anyway, this resulted somehow in the destruction of several haircraft.

On the 15th May the S ‘b’ S team were brilliantly inserted in Grantham where the Maggie came from (Lincolnshire) to reckon-oi-tar sane Car-Loss. On the evening of the 20th May an S ‘b’ S trope and Art Hillary were landed in Wes sex to fanny around at a post overlooking the bay (a bring and bay sail). Meanwhile the sassy team carried out a raid on Charles Darwin by saying his theory was a load of bollox.

4          Air attacks

On the 21st May Ann R. Dent was sunk by 9 bums and Anne T eloped with some unexploded bums

The Atlantic conveyor (which carried the Atlantic ocean) was hit by an avocet which caused the loss of some chin hooks and some Wes sex (a new type of gender). Also lost were some runaway equipment intense and very sadly 12 crew.

Also lost was the sister of Chef Field who was sent to Coventry with a broad sward so she wouldn’t be alawn (sic). She had been ordered to act as a D Coy.

The R go nought and the Brillyant were moderately damaged. Many Bright-ish ships escaped being sunk because of limitations imposed by Sir Cumstances on the Argies pilots.

To avoid the highest constipation of Bright-ish hair defences, the pilots released their bums at a very low attitude and hence the bums few-zizzes or snoozes did not have sufficient time to put their arms on.

Without their arms the bums were considered retarded. Some would consider this was obvious; after all if you are bumming around on a beach and don’t anything useful, what is the point in that?

Still, sometimes bumming around is good for relaxing.

I gather the Bright-ish had sold some of their bums to the Argies years earlier as presumably they had plenty to go round.

Anyway, as a consequence many bums did not go off which was just as well as if they had there would have been an awful stink, if you get my meaning.

The pilots should have been aware of this but needing to avoid the high constipation of Sir-Face to hair Miss-Isles, the aunty-haircraft Art Hillary and the Bright-ish C Harriers, many failed to climb to the right height.

In the end the Argies farces solved the problem by making the bums even more retarded.

13 bums hit Bright-ish ships without de-tone-ating. Lord Crag, the tired marshmallow of the Royal Hair Farce is said to have remarked “Sicks butter fuzzies and we would have lots”.

However it should be noted that R Dent and Ann T eloped and were lost despite the bums not exploding. The R go nought was out of action, i.e. there was nought it could do after that.

The Argies lost 22 haircraft in the attack which is a lot.

The admirable Sandy Wouldwood blamed the BBC worldly Sir Vice for disclosing information that led to the Argies changing their retarded bums. Apparently, the worldly Sir Vice reported the lack of destinations after having a brief from a Mod official (as opposed to a rocker I presume).

The admirable Sandy describes the BBC as ‘being more concerned with being “fearless seekers after truth” than with the lives of British servicemen.’

Unlike today when the BBC is lying through its back teeth over such matters as Covdi 19 and vaccines and the Ukraine situation.

And not concerned about the lives of those lost to the vaccines of course.

A kernel ‘H’ Jones, possibly distantly related to Corporal Jones of Dad’s Army fame, also levelled similar accusations after the BBC disclosed the impending attack on a goose at a green.

I am not sure if anyone gave any thought to the cretin at the Ministry of Defence who briefed the BBC.

On the 30th May, two souper E 10 dards (probably related to the retarded bums), one of which had the last avocet, were escorted by four sky hooks with 2 bums on board each one. They were to attack the Invincible.

The Argies intelligence, or A.I., sought to determine the position of the haircraft carriers from an anal-sis of haircraft right flutes. I may have misread that.

However, as the Bright-ish had a standing order that all haircraft should conduct a low-level transit (i.e. a low-load transit van) when leaving or returning to the carriers. This tac-tic, a sort of tik-tok video but not, compromised the Argies attack which focused on a bunch of excorts.

As a consequence two sky hooks were shot down quickly by a Mr C. Dart on board an ex-eater, whilst Ann Avenger (no relation to John Steed) claimed to have shot down the avocet.

The Argies did not cause any damage to the escorts. I understand some Argies still claim to this day that they damaged the Invincible. But it is obvious they cannot have done. After all, there was no point attacking the Invincible as she was, of course, invincible. It’s in the name.

But that’s the Argies for you. There are of course liars, damn liars and certain Argies who claim things without evidence.

Again, this is similar to those today who claim the vaccines do anything apart from harm or sometimes kill people, which they ‘conveniently’ forget to mention.

5          Land battles

5.1      San Carlos – Bomb Alley

There was the Bright-ish Ann-fibious Task Group or BAT group for short under the command of a commode My-call Clap, a distant cousin of the von Claps, a rather nasty disease. This manifested itself in the UK in 2020 when it was called Claps for Caries (sic).

During the night of the 21st May, the BAT flew in as it were by water having mounted an Opera-shun Sutton around sane Car-loss Water. This was on the north-west of the East Falk Land. It faced the Falk Land sound which was rather quiet.

This was a bay, known as Bum Ali, rather like Mohammad Ali, but a bum of course. A bum is a bottom and you may have heard the phrase ‘sounding the bottom’. I hope the relationship is clear.

4,000 men of the Come-and-do Brigaid were put ashore as follows:

A batty lion of 2 pair-o-shoots.

40 come-and-do real marines.

A batty lion of 3 pair-o-shoots.

45 come-and-do’s.

It is notable that the waves of Elsie Yews and Elsie V.Peas were led by a major You-an South-buy-Tallyho who had commanded the Falk Lands detachment on a march from 1978 to 1979 which was a long march.

There were also 42 come-and-do held in reserve on the SS Canned-bra, which is a logical place for those who come and do.

There were also some you-nits from the real artillery and the real engine-ears as well as some armed vehicles put ashore with a round table and mexi-float bhajis, the latter a cross between Indian and Mexican food. 

Some rappy-hair Miss Isles were carried in under the Sea Kings for rabid deployment.

When Dawn arrived the next day, she found they had established a secure beachhead from which to conduct offensive or rude opera-shuns. Brig-a-dear Julie-Ann Tom’s-Sun set up his brig-aid headquarters in Doug’s Outs near sane Car-loss.

5.2      Goose Green

From early on 27 May until 28 May, the second Pa-Rah approached Darwin and attacked him over his theory regarding evolution which they said was a still load of bollox. 

They also attacked Goose Green, having had a gander or look at him first. They had some support from an arrow, a battery and a royal called Art Hillary. Never heard of him personally. After a tough struggle that lasted all night (like Jacob and his dream in the Old Testament), the Bright-ish won the battle, and lots of prisoners were taken

I gather the BBC announced the taking of Goose Green on the BBC World Service before it had actually happened. Had they had a premonition or a hot line to God? The Left-Ten-Ant kernel Jones was sadly killed. He was post humusly  awarded the W.C. for taking all the shit whilst charging the Argy-bargees with GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm).

Post humusly is because he was composted before being awarded and became compost, the usual end of a human body.

With the Argy-bargees out of the way, the Bright-ish could now have a break of the sane Car-Loss beach head before having a loaded March, although of course it was now May.

5.3      Special forces on Mount Kent

In the meantime, 42 come-and-dos prepared to move by Ellie’s copter to Mount Kent, a relation of Clark Kent, a.k.a superman. However, it wasn’t realised that Argy generals were determined to tie down the Bright-ish tropes, using ropes presumably. They sent some blowpipes supplied by Amerindians their own version of come-and-dos and a squat Ron from the National Gender Army Scheme.

Their opera-shun was known as “auto in poo ester”, roughly translated as ‘This car is in deep shit’.

During the next week, the S ‘a’ S and the mounting arctic warfare cads from a come-and-do waged battles in tents with Pat Rolls who had volunteered under a major Oldie Reek-co.

Throughout the 30th May, the raffish hairyers were active over Mount Kent. One of them, a squat Ron leader, a Mr Jerry Pook (nicknamed Pook of Puck Hill), lost his hairyer due to some small arms which were on fire.

Apparently Mr Pook was awarded a Deaf Sea for some reason.

The mounting artic warfare cad ray took the feet off the Argies special farces at the top of the Ma Low house which sounds a little confusing.

13 Argy come-and-dos were trapped in a shep heard’s house where they were fired from doors and windows. They then took refuge in a bed in a stream, presumably dumped there by some yob, after the house caught fire and to put out their own flames I imagine.

They were fighting 19 disguised cads, known as Covert 19, including a Mr Boswell who wasn’t disguised. When their ammunition ran out (where it ran to I don’t know, but it was exhausted getting there) they elected to surrender. They may have held a ballot; fortunately there was no mail-in ballots to distort things, unlike the USA elections in 2020 for example.

Three cad rays were badly wounded. Wikipedia says there were two dead including a left-ten-ant Her-nest Is-pin- O’Sa and a serge-ant Matt-he-owes-Bert (what he owed Bert is not stated).

Quite how the person who made this Wikipedia entry was thinking I don’t know, but ‘including’ is not the right word. If you say there are two dead and you mention two names, then ‘including’ as a word should not be included in the sentence.

Anyway, I gather they were post humusly decorated. This is understandable as having been set on fire, their decorative state would have been very poor.

Of the other Argies, only 5 were not scathing. The Bright-ish mopped up the mess in the house, and a left-ten-ant F. Razor Had-ows carried a large onion flag. Makes you weep doesn’t it?

A one-dead Argie soldier, left-ten-ant Whore-ratio Lost-it-too commented that their escape route would have gone through Had-ows position. This would have hurt them even more as they would have gone ‘Ouch, ow!’ in passing.

The Argies come-and-do tried to rescue the come-and-do company on the Stands-here mountain. They were engaged to some mortars and forced to remove the draws of two sisters. Disgusting I call that.

The leader of the come-and-do company on Stands-here mountain realised his position was un ten able (I assume there were no longer ten of them) and after conferring with fellow officers, the removed their draws. Rather odd, but each to their own I suppose.

The Argys opera-shun saw the use of Ellie’s copter to position and extract petrol; the 601st Combat Aviation Batty Lion (CAB) also suffered from casual ties. If you need to get from A to B you call a CAB of course.

At about 11am on the 30th May a puma was brought down by a Sam who had been fired by Sas whoever Sas.

As bridge-a-dear Tom’s-son said (and I summarise), that it was a good thing he ignored the Northwood HQ’s views that reconnaissance was unnecessary. I would have thought that was very sensible, any wise commander checks the ground before if he can.

This is rather like NHS admin staff working from home or isolated in the ivory tower of an office pontificating about the situation on the wards when they do not understand the true situation. They should try working on the wards themselves, that would make them think straight.

5.4      Bluff Cove and Fitzroy

By the 1st June a further 5,000 Bright-ish tropes arrived and the divisional come-on-dear, a major Germy Moor then had a sufficient farce to be offensive to Stanley.

The Argies had been a salting the Bright-ish navel farces and sadly killed 56. These were 32 Well-ish Gourds (until they were dead of course, then they weren’t well) who had a gala or celebration with a trist ram. This was a sad ram (Trist is ‘sad in Norwegian I gather).

Reminiscent of the Passover when a lamb is slain of course.

According to a sturgeon come-and-dear (no relation to Nicola I trust), one Mr Jolly, 150 men suffered Burns and other Ian Jury’s  in the attack. Well, some people have to suffer all kinds of things whether it is Robbie Burns poetry or Ian Dury’s music.

Personally I quite like some of both, but I can understand those who do not.

Some gourds were sent to support an A.D. Vance in the attack on Stanley. On the 2nd of June a small party was held in a Swan House with a number of West Land scouts in Ellie’s copters. How they got Ellie’s copters in the house as well I have no idea.

They rang up Fitz Roy ahead to check and found that the place was empty of Argies so plenty of space for the party. They came-and-dared a chin hook to ferry another Con tin gent to fit Roy and a gentleman or cove with a bluff exterior who stocked a pleasant port, well worth dinking. As the party was supposed to be secret, the exercise was known as Cove (I.D. 19).

The uncoordinated advance made things very difficult for the poor come-on-dears of the combine opera-shun. They had 30 miles of positions without fences, so might be attacked by the rabid sheep on the islands.

Support could not be sent by hair as the chin nook was already up to its chin in orders. The soldiers could March (although it was June) but their equipment and heavy supplies needed to be Ferried-by-Sea, a small settlement on the coast.

Plans were drawn up for the Well-ish Gourds to march light on the night of the 2nd June (they would need the light to march at night of course), whilst the Scuts Gourds and the second half of the Well-ish Gourds were to be ferried from Sane Car-Loss on the trist ram and a doc called In-tree-peed (as opposed to On-tree-peed).

Political pressure from on high not to risk the In-tree-peed made the commode My-call Clap to alter the plan. I assume those above thought it was a load of clap-trap. However, it meant a much more complicated opera-shun across several nights. A typical example of those above not understanding the risk on the ground, or in this case the sea.

Similar of course to the ignorant NHS administrators working from home or in their offices, not having a clue what it is like to work on the wards.

The attempted overland march by half the Well-ish Gourds failed because they refused a light despite the fact it was dark and couldn’t see where they were going.

They also tried carrying their equipment which presumably including everything plus the kitchen sink. This would have made them sink into Pete Boggs who could be found en-route.

In daylight he is easy to spot because of his green/brown suits by Moss Bros.

Anyway, they returned to Sane Car Loss and then landed at a bluff cove. The trist ram sailed on the 6th June had a gala with Dawn on the 7th June. The senior Well-ish Gourds officer insisted that his tropes should be carried the far longer distance to port (i.e. left) as this would fit Roy, the bluff cove or gentleman.

The alternative was to march via the recently repaired bluff cove’s bridge, the card game he had been playing. This was a round journey of 7 miles, but seems pointless to me a round journey would just bring you back where you started.

Whilst having a gala, there was a stern ramp (I assume Wikipedia means a stern RMP or Royal Milly Terry Policeman) with whom people were arguing. The officers on board were told they could not sail to the bluff cove that day.

They were also told they had to get the men off the ship ASAP as the ships were vulnerable to NME haircraft (the NME or New Musical Express was what one might read whilst waiting to have ones hair done).

The officers refused to take their men off the ship despite a direct order by You-in South-by-Tallyho. The triple barrel name may have been off putting to the Well-ish Gourds who were not keen on double-barrelled names, let alone a triple barrel name.

The longer journey time of the landing craft and the argy-bargy over the process caused Ann E. Normous to delay. This had disastrous consequences as the ships could be seen by Harriet on her mount about 10 miles away.

As the ships had no escorts or indeed hair defence such as hair nets to keep their hair in place, they were sitting ducks for eight Argy sky hooks. They coordinated their attacks with 6 daggers which attacked the Ply Mouth which drew off the hairyers.

As a consequence the gala had three bums dropped on it, and although they didn’t explode, they did set fire to the tables etc, thinking they had dropped in on a beach BBQ and why hadn’t anyone lit the BBQ’s yet.

The trist ram was also hit by bum. Three sea kings and Wes Sex came to the rescue. The three sea kings were of ‘orient are’ fame; they were on the East Falk lands so the link should be clear.

The Bright-ish suffered a lot of casual ties as a right mess was made. The attack on Stanley was delayed by two days.

The disaster was very unpleasant despite the port being pleasant which made one wonder why they bothered going.

Editor’s note; Why, I ask, did the Welsh Guard officers not see sense and seek to unload their troops quickly? Any fool should have seen the ships were vulnerable and surely the Royal Naval officers on board were no fools, were they?

The below gives a fuller discussion.

5.5      Fall of Stanley

On the night of the 11th June, after several days of taking panes out of the windows of Stanley’s house, the Bright-ish farces lunched with a bridge-ade (like lemonade) against a ring on the high ground surrounding Stanley.

Some of the 3 Come-and-dos supported by Royal Navy ships (these were fish ‘n’ chips and brought efficient ships for lunch, or something like that) attacked Harriet on her mount, one of two sisters, and a long Don, a professor from Oxford or Cambridge on a sabbatical.

He was there incognito and was nicknamed ‘long covert’ which reminds me of something again…

At the two sisters the Bright-ish faced resistance to their advances, as one was friendly and the other antagonistic.

The battle with the long Don was the worst (it was rumoured the Don was in fact Richard Doorkins looking at his favourite site Darwin), but eventually resistance was overcome as any fool knows that evolutionary theory is just not feasible.

I mean look at the chaos that ensures when army manoeuvres are not planned and carried out as per orders; it’s not rocket science you know. 

During the battle a glam Morgan was too close to the shore, trying to admire herself in the mirror and got hit by an avocet. However, in the end all adjectives were secured which was great, marvellous, amazing, awesome, excellent, incredible, outstanding, spectacular, stellar, and wondrous. Among others.

The second phase began on the 13th June with two pairs of Ra’s with light armour from the blues (music from Muddy Waters etc) and the royals (Queen Elizabeth the second and her son Andrew) captured the ridge with no wires on it.

The Scuts Gourds captured the Tumble down by climbing up it, but a raid by the S ‘a’ S and the S ‘b’ S was beaten off.

After all this Stanley was getting despondent and gloomy. A private Sent-I-a-go Chorizo  who decide not to keep things to himself said that a plato-on come-on-dear ordered them to take positions in the houses and if a Kelper resists to shot him.

However, they didn’t, so the Argies’ conscripts were being sensible.

By the way a Kelper is someone who needs kelp as per the Beatles song ‘Kelp!’

I gather the Will I am was attacked by some burqas but this ended in Aunty Climax when the positions were found to be deserted, i.e. dried up.

A cease fire was declared on the 14th June and Maggie the Thatcher announced that surrender negotiations would be commenced and she could get that last straw at last to finish the job she was on.

As a side note, it is rumoured that a Dr Livingstone with the Bright-ish farces was able to approach Mr Stanley and say ‘Mr Stanley I presume’.

5.6      Recapture of South Sandwich Islands

This was straightforward. The Argies had pinched the Bright-ishes sandwiches and the Bright-ish took them back. They had tried talking to the Argies but that hadn’t worked. Probably had tried speaking very loudly as many Bright-ish do when on holiday.


To which the Argies replied ‘Qué?’

6          Position of third-party countries

Having dealt with the silly bit, let’s have a more sensible look at the final items.

6.1      Commonwealth

Many were supportive of UK, especially New Zealand and Australia.

6.2      France

The French were generally very cooperative with UK. John Nott the British Defence Secretary, had described France as Britain’s ‘greatest ally’.

However, a French technical team, employed by Dassault and already in Argentina, remained there throughout the war despite the presidential decree. The team had provided material support to the Argentines, identifying and fixing faults in Exocet missile launchers.


John Nott, when asked if he felt let down by the French said “If you’re asking me: ‘Are the French duplicitous people?’ the answer is: ‘Of course they are, and they always have been”.

Personally, I think this is very unfair. But some French certainly have been duplicitous. It is usually the politicians and diplomats but you find such people in all walks of life.

I note that Dassault was founded by a man with Jewish ancestry who converted to Roman Catholicism.  

6.3      United States

Tried to promote diplomacy but eventually realised Argentina weren’t interested. Supported the UK.

6.4      Other OAS members

6.4.1  Cuba

Tried to get support for Argentina despite apparent disparity in left leaning vs. right leaning politics.

6.4.2  Peru

Supported Argentina, and tried to smuggle Exocets to them.

6.4.3  Chile

Due to long-standing tensions with Argentina , Chile supported the UK.

6.5      Soviet Union

Technically neutral, but critical of UK.

The Soviet Union did mount some clandestine logistics operations in favour of the Argentinians.

6.6      Spain

Ambiguous, reflecting the fact that Spain founded Argentina as a country but part of what was the EEC at the time.

I would point out that Spain colonised Argentina, so complaining about the Falklands as a British colony is mere hypocrisy.

6.7      Other countries

6.7.1  EEC

Generally supportive of UK.

6.7.2  Republic of Ireland

Generally supportive, but Charles Haughey who led the government at time, decided to oppose EEC sanctions on Argentina. This was seen as opportunistic rather than anything else.

6.7.3  Israel

Apparently advising Argentina in secret and may have sold some supplies.

6.7.4  Sierra Leone

Supportive of UK.

6.7.5  The Gambia

Supportive of UK.

6.7.6  Libya

Sent arms to Argentina via Brazil, with Brazil’s knowledge.

7          Casualties


907 killed

1,188 injured or wounded


255 servicemen and 3 female islanders

777 injured

8          Aftermath

It did ultimately result in the fall of the military Junta in Argentina. This can be considered a good thing in my books.

In the UK it boosted support for the Conservative party, and did help to stop the proposed cuts to the Royal Navy.

The Falklands was put more clearly on the map as it were and considerable investment made, which perhaps overall may be considered good for the islands.

Final thoughts and Conclusions

Well, the UK stood up to the Junta bullies and a good thing too.

But some of the war was a complete farce, such as the muck up by the Welsh Guards. And please note, the UN bans the use of farce (sic) in settling disputes!!!

The number 42 comes up a lot, it is quite bizarre. 42 Commandos, Type 42 destroyers, the British having 42 aircraft. What is the likelihood of that being statistically significant I wonder?

Whilst I may be biased, the UK is an island nation, relying on trade and whilst defence is still necessary, we must maintain the Navy above all of the three main armed services, whilst retaining a small but highly professional Army and air force.

But having no war would be far better. Only the arms manufacturers and the shareholders benefit.

I have referred in the main text to Nazis in Argentina. How much did they have a part to play in the affair?

As regards Nicholas Ridley, the Minister of State for Foreign Affairs at the time, he is recorded in Wikipedia thus.

On 13 July 1990, he was forced to resign as Secretary of State for Trade and Industry after an interview was published by The Spectator. He had described the proposed Economic and Monetary Union as “a German racket designed to take over the whole of Europe” and said that giving up sovereignty to the European Union was as bad as giving it up to Adolf Hitler.

I never knew he said this. He was of course quite right. The Germans have been up to their tricks since WW2 as I have already said, albeit strictly it’s the Nazis/Marxists/communists who came out of Germany.

And of course as I have stated elsewhere, the Roman Catholic Church, which has been highly influential across the world especially in Argentina. Francis the current pope is Argentinian.

Editor’s note: since posting this article I have come across this link. It sets out more about how Argentina has been at this for years and still is being a pain. It is shocking the arrogance of it all, but that is the Nazis and the Roman Catholic Catholic for you.

I note too this article from the BBC.

The Argentinians who promote such nonsense about colonisation are hypocrites. Argentina is a colony in South America where indigenous peoples were displaced by the Spanish and the wretched Roman Catholic Church in their quest for gold etc.

And as for Argentina’s President, Alberto Fernandez, you are just doing what your predecessor General Galtieri did; trying to distracte attention form your own economic woes.

I’ll be blunt, you are an evil bastard and no mistake. I am going to have a close look at you. I have already checked Wikipedia out, and its not looking good believe me.

Anyway, finally, we must not forget there are the Jews who say they are Jews but are not, but are of the synagogue of Satan. Cuckoo’s in the nest as it were. And so many are cuckoo or mad!

But then Satan is mad, quite mad.

We are mad if we think wars of wounding and killing ultimately achieve anything except lots of money for those who love it for some reason.

But fight against evil we must, and identifying the true culprits is essential which I why I was prompted to set up this website in 2020. This I and many others are doing, and the more that can join in faithfully in the task the better. Every little helps, nothing good is wasted.

There is still much to do, but I have at least completed this post. Now I really must sort out Neil Ferguson’s. Let me see, where was I…


general leopard Guilty-hairy = General Leopoldo Galtieri

hair-bridge-a-dear Basil-Low Lamby Dozy = Air Brigadier Basilio Lami Dozo

admirable Georgy Annoyer = Admiral Jorge Anaya

Ann Fibbious Come-and-dos = Amphibious Commandos

Left-ten-ant come-on-dear Guillemot Sandwiches-Sabotrots = lieutenant commander Guillermo Sanchez-Sabarots

‘thought’ called Austin = Royal Fleet Auxiliary (RFA) Fort Austin

End-your-rants = HMS Endurance

new clear Spartan submarine = HMS Spartan

splendid submarine = HMS Splendid

superb submarine = HMS Superb

altar of G.I. bra = Gibraltar

admirable Leech = Admiral Sir Henry Leach

middle of the rainy Ian = Mediterranean

Lorry My Goal is = Laurie Margolis

opera-shun Cor-poo-rat = Operation Corporate

admirable surgeon Fieldmouse = Admiral Sir John Fieldhouse

ham-bass-a-door Edward Rocker = Argentine ambassador to the UN, Eduardo Roca

Gene Curt Pat Rick = Jean Kirkpatrick

A Parson = Sir Anthony Parsons

bridge-a-dear general Mary-ho Ben-jamming Men-end-Des = Brigadier General Mario Benjamín Menéndez

major Patricia Dow Ling = Major Patricio Dowling

A Haig = United States Secretary of State Alexander Haig

Nick-can-or Costa Lot-to-mend-it = Nicanor Costa Méndez, Argentina foreign minister

new clear submarine Conqueror = HMS Conqueror

SS Canned-bra = SS Canberra

Queen Elizabeth = ocean liner Queen Elizabeth 2

A her-man = historian Arthur L. Herman

Hairyers = Harrier Jump Jets

Vulcan = Avro Vulcan B Mk 2 bombers

handy page Victors = Handley Page Victor K Mk 2 refuelling aircraft

Dug Less phantoms = McDonnell Douglas Phantom FGR Mk 2 fighters

boing haircraft = Boeing 707

Opera-shun Paraquat = Operation Paraquet

Sherry Dan RM = Major Guy Sheridan RM

RFA spring tide = RFA Tidespring

S ‘a’ S and the S ‘b’ S = Special Air Service and Special Boat Service

Four Tuna glazier = Fortuna Glacier

fey Santa = Argentina submarine ARA Santa Fe

Ann Trim = HMS Antrim

Ply-mouth = HMS Plymouth

someone brilliant = HMS Brilliant

sky hooks = A-4 Skyhawks

daggers = IAI Daggers

English electric canned bras = English Electric Canberras

mirages = Mirage III escorts

a commode of vice, God awful Della Colin = Vice Commodore Rodolfo De La Colina

Sam Roland and Sam ‘Tiger’ Cat = surface-to-air missile (SAM) systems (Franco-German Roland and British Tigercat)

Hercules = Lockheed Hercules transport

Neptune = Lockheed P-2 Neptune

haircraft carrier Vein-tick-in-co de Mayo = ARA Veinticinco de Mayo

Miss Aisled Ahmed des-Troyers = missile-armed destroyers

generally Belle Gran-O = light cruiser ARA General Belgrano

avocet Miss Isles = Exocet missiles

admirable Wouldwood = Admiral Sandy Woodward

sane Loo-ee = submarine ARA San Luis

Heck-tor Bonzo = ARA General Belgrano’s captain Hector Bonzo

Alf-here-is So-ber-all = ARA Alferez Sobral

the chef, a Mrs Field = Type 42 destroyer HMS Sheffield

E 10 dards = Dassault-Breguet Super Étendard

tiara from Fuego = Tierra del Fuego

puke area and some mentors = FMA IA 58 Pucará light ground-attack aircraft and Beechcraft T-34 Mentors

Ann R. Dent = HMS Ardent

Anne T eloped = HMS Antelope

chin hooks and some Wes sex = Chinook and Wessex helicopters

Coventry = HMS Coventry

R go nought and the Brillyant = HMS Argonaut and HMS Brilliant

Lord Crag, the tired marshmallow = Lord Craig, a retired Marshal of the Royal Air Force

kernel ‘H’ Jones = Colonel ‘H’. Jones

Mr C. Dart on board an ex-eater = Sea Dart surface-to air missile from HMS Exeter

Ann Avenger = HMS Avenger

commode My-call Clap = Commodore Michael Clapp

Bum Ali = Bomb Alley

Elsie Yews and Elsie V.Peas = LCUs and LCVPs (Landing Craft Utility and Landing Craft, vehicle, personnel

You-an South-buy-Tallyho = Ewen Southby-Tailyour

mexi-float bhajis = mexeflote barges

rappy-hair Miss Isles = Rapier missiles

Brig-a-dear Julie-Ann Tom’s-Sun = Brigadier Julian Thompson

an arrow, a battery and a royal called Art Hillary = HMS Arrow and artillery support from 8 Commando Battery and the Royal Artillery

auto in poo ester = Autoimpuesta

major oldie reek-co = Major Aldo Rico

Deaf Sea = DFC i.e. Distinguished Flying Cross

mounting artic warfare cad ray = Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre

left-ten-ant Her-nest Is-pin- O’Sa and a serge-ant Matt-he-owes-Bert = Lieutenant Ernesto Espinoza and Sergeant Mateo Sbert

left-ten-ant F. Razor = Lieutenant Fraser Haddow

left-ten-ant Whore-ratio Lost-it-too = Lieutenant Horacio Losito

Stands-here mountain = Estancia Mountain

had a gala or celebration with a trist ram = RFA Sir Galahad and RFA Sir Tristram

Well-ish Gourds = Welsh Guards

Scuts Gourds = Scots Guards

A doc called In-tree-peed = HMS Intrepid, Amphibious transport dock

long Don = Mount Longdon

glam Morgan = HMS Glamorgan

Sent-I-a-go Chorizo = Private Santiago Carrizo

P.S. For more wacky looks at battles, do go to the Naff Caff on World Menu on top main bar. Currently you have to scroll down for it or use ‘find’ box inserting ‘Naff’ which will be quicker.

If you are interested in 42 try this.

42 – The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything *

And for more information including photographs which some idea of what happened.

A very sobering documentary.

And this is also fascinating, including an interview with a much younger Joe Biden when perhaps he was sensible!

Time, Times and Half a Time – times two

The news from The Times newspaper, 9th may, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

14th May, 2022

What is time, times and half a time times two? 42 perhaps? Well, there are four words with ‘time’ and there is a ‘two’. 4 & 2, 42. It’s all how you look at it you see. Like life in general, glass half full, or half empty.

Anyway, I’m here today to look at the news which takes my fancy. Let’s take a look.

Bonfire of EU laws in bid to boost the economy

Excellent idea. There is probably enough paperwork to keep us going in the UK into the next century. Fuel the power stations, no need to worry about oil and gas. Then they can reduce the ridiculous increases in energy prices driven by the poxy war in the Ukraine which has been an excuse to hike up prices.

And increase the false prophets (sic) of multinationals, a.k.a. George Soros Inc.

By the way there’s no rain at the moment in the UK, just lovely sunshine and fluffy white clouds.

“’ello, ello, ello, what’s this then, racist language. Oi shall ’ave to book you sunshine”.

Big sigh, it’s the no-thought police again.

“Look officer, it’s a poetic form, the clouds are I suppose now I examine closely various shades of gray, but ‘fluffy various shades of gray clouds’ is very wordy and doesn’t work does it?

Now sod off, I’m busy. Go and arrest a proper criminal like a doctor giving Remdesivir to a disabled patient.”

Putin must suffer same fate as the Nazis says Wallace

No, not Wallace Simpson, she’s dead, the King Edward the VIII one. And no, not the one who likes Wensleydale cheese Grommit.

This is Ben Wallace, defence secretary. I assume he means by this that Putin should be taken to the USA like other Nazi scientists were at the end of WW2 and who would be useful to the states and make lots of Nazi drugs and rockets to annihilate the world.

Or maybe stay in Germany as many did after WW2 and go back into the administration to help run things as they knew how to do such things. And how to write lots of lovely long laws and regulations on how many apples you are allowed to grow on a tree, that sort of thing.

Or diesel vehicle emissions (subject to exceptions on German firms such as Volkswagen).

You know what I mean I’m sure, such laws as those that now come out of the Fourth Reich, a.k.a. the European Union.

Anyway, I see Ben went to Millfield School in ‘Zumerset’, England. It is not known for academic achievement. He became a captain in the British Army I gather, not a high rank.

I may look at him in more detail in due course, but I’ll be blunt Ben; you’re a wally. Perhaps they don’t teach you much at Millfield regarding history or perhaps you were too busy playing sport to listen attentively.

The Nazis were German and there are now neo-Nazis in the Azov battalion fighting on the side of the Ukraine. They are not very nice, they are Nazi, it’s in the name.

Putin may be a dictator but trying to compare him to the Nazis whilst ignoring the Nazis in the Ukraine army (let alone the medical Nazis in the UK) is undiplomatic. Get a grip.

I see it was the 77th anniversary of the defeat of the Nazis in WW2 on the 8th of May. Except of course they weren’t properly defeated at all, hence the current crisis.  77 comes up a bit. In the UK we have 77th brigade (especially to counter misinformation in the so-called crisis), and  Boris Johnson 77th prime minister for example. Mmm…

As regards Ben Wallace, I think his school report for his work as defence secretary will read ‘Could do better, needs to revisit his history books, and hone his observational and PR skills.’

Now I can finally share the secret, says new Doctor Who star

This is to be Ncuti Gatwa. He is to be the new Doctor Who. His hair has been dyed white (can I say that?) for the role I believe according to the photo of him. They call him the first black actor in the role although he is really brown.

An anagram of his name is “actin gut wa” so I guess he was likely to go into acting, he had this gut feeling. I haven’t watched Doctor Who for years. I don’t think I missed much since and I doubt I ever will.

Some ask if all this is the BBC agenda to brainwash the UK into accepting transgender, trans-race theories etc. Certainly is.

I forecast Doctor Who will regenerate into a banana and a bowl of nuts. This will make a fruit cake, which is why the Doctors tend to be as nutty as etc. etc.

Oh, by the way, I understand the secret is that Doctor Who is going to pan with the audience figures.

People not very keen on doctors now they realise they poison sick relatives with big pharma drugs including vaccines and cancer treatments, so this makes sense.

Cancer target is missed as patients wait too long

You should be grateful as this means you will not be injected with poisonous drugs sooner than you thought. Although if you have had the vaccines this might get rid of the need for treatment for cancer as you might be dead as a consequence.

There has been a record investment with an extra £2 billion I gather, although I didn’t ask for it. Big pharma will be happy though.

I have had immune-therapy and now know it was pointless. Indeed, I believe it damaged my pituitary gland, hence my energy issues.

The NHS is basically a waste of money, except for certain bits like the paramedics. Oncologists poisoning people with very expensive big pharma drugs when all we need is good untainted food and drink.

There is a war on people and the medical Nazis and bureaucratic beasts must be destroyed forever.

GPs battling for mental health referrals

I thought at first it was the doctors wanting to be referred. Given that GP’s have lost the plot re Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu, they certainly need referring, if not certifying completely insane.

I have no sympathy with them at all, wearing masks thinking they will help, not examining patients properly, they have become a largely useless bunch pushing big pharma pills as a sop to people’s real issues.

However, it seems the mental problems referred to in the headline are the patients who are suffering. It says ‘Most GPs are working beyond their competence…’. I stop there in the quote as this says it all.

Most GP’s are incompetent and only look at the list of symptoms on their computer screens and don’t do properly analysis of organise tests. Veterinary surgeons are probably better organised or even dentists who can x-ray your teeth in minutes with the results on a screen in front of you.

In the NHS you will be lucky nowadays to even see your scans. I have yet to see mine since the start of April 2020.

I see there are not enough psychiatrists. The word means psychiatrists ‘sad souls’. They, the psychiatrists, are themselves mentally challenged all too often and do not understand bio-chemistry, being brought up I understand on Freudian theories.

In my books and experience (I will tell you about it sometime), they are very flawed beings. They will often say that those who are saner than they are have a psychosis.

Those who get seen by these fools are more than likely to suffer mental abuse than be healed.

So most of the NHS staff are mental nowadays, blindly following so-called rules and regulations from ignorant bureaucrats who don’t have to do the hard work on the wards.

Demolish the NHS and start again, salvage what we can from the mess.

Somerset ‘has no NHS dental care’

That’s ‘the tooth, the hole in the tooth, and nothing but the tooth’ I understand. Perhaps they can ask Jacinda Ardern for help as she has lots of teeth and is the tooth fairy. After all, she waved her magic wand and Covid19 disappeared!

So did the economy, but hey, what’s a few jobs and mental health issues between friends, eh? Oh, and there were some harms and deaths from vaccines, but it is all for the Greater Good, don’t you know.

Of course if people didn’t eat so much sugar and processed food, instead of fresh fruit and vegetables, they might have better teeth.

That information was kindly supplied by the Ministry of Tooth.

Easy Jet strips out seats to cope with season of chaos

Great idea, standing room only, with those dangly things like they have in the tube. Pack more in. Sorry, just checked, they are only going to remove some seats to reduce need for cabin crew.

Perhaps they could do a fly yourself service to reduce costs, that would help.

I gather quite a lot of staff are sick. It is alleged this is due to the vaccines they took to comply with Easy Jet’s policy (I haven’t checked it, can’t be bothered).

Anyway, fewer jets will fly, so this means less noise and air pollution. That makes me happier.

What taking out seats will do to the Chaos Theory I don’t know. Easy Jet strips out six seats and…hang on did you say six…yup. So part of the 666 plot eh?

So is this fake news? Don’t care. Where was I? Oh, yes remove some seats and perhaps Joe Biden finds his brain. Pigs might fly.

If you want to fly I suggest you start pilot training now, Easy jet may be recruiting.

Senior Tories sound alarm over threat from Lib Dem revival

I gather that the deputy leader of the Lib Dem’s Daisy Cooper has said that ousting the Conservatives was the party’s no. 1 priority. Presumably this is because they can do a better job of destroying the economy than the Tories or Labour.

I see this on the BBC regarding remote voting by MP’s.

Ms Cooper had to join a long, socially distanced, queue to vote.

“If they want to lead by example they should be embracing digital technology and reducing the amount of commuting MPs have to make up and down the country,” she said.

“They should be reinforcing social distancing not encouraging MPs to travel the breadth and length of the country to end up being super-spreaders and putting their own communities at risk.”

Meanwhile, the Conservative MP for Harlow, Robert Halfon said he was “ashamed” of his party after the decision.

Mr Halfon, who has cerebral palsy and has been shielding, said it was not fair on people like him who’ve been told to shield by medics as they’re considered vulnerable to the virus.

Whilst I’m sure she is a very nice person, she is a bit dim if she can’t work out by now that Covid 19 is the ‘flu and you can’t spread it.  And social distancing is not social but anti-social. I do not hold out much hope for the Lib Dems.

Of course anagrams of Lib Dem include ‘be mild’, Bel dim, ‘bile MD’. You can see we have a problem here.

Ms Cooper might be good at many things but if she thinks so-called social distancing is sensible then she can’t be a barrel of laughs, despite her surname.

Mr Halfon is also in the dim camp. I note he is Jewish, but seems to have put the Board of Deputies of British Jews noses out of joint.

He has had several controversies and has had an affair.

He has voted against same-sex marriage, which was sensible, but now regrets doing so. I suppose it’s in his name Halfon. Sometimes he’s Halfon, sometimes he’s Halfoff. World’s gone bonkers. These are our MP’s.

Britain ready to rip up Northern Ireland protocol in weeks.

This is because of all the paperwork; it will take weeks not days. Add it to the EU paperwork. More fuel for the power stations.

Nandy fails to rule out leadership bid

Lisa Nandy may seek to take on role as Labour’s leader. Keir Starmer is in deep do-do for something to do with a beer and curry, supposedly a working meeting in Durham.

Nandy is reported as saying of Kier Starmer “He is Mr Rules. He does not break the rules.”

I suppose he just makes them up as he goes along then. One rule for the political elites, one rule for the plebs.

Still, as I keep saying, there were no real rules only guidance and nobody had to follow them. But it did expose the mini-Hitlers in society and separate the wheat from the tares, the sheep from the goats, those who will eat any rubbish fed to them by MSM and those who won’t. Sheep are more discerning than goats.

So Kier didn’t break anything in this case as far as I can see and neither did Boris. The general populace broke their common sense though. Wake up everybody, you were had.

Of course there are the issues of astronomical waste of taxpayers’ money on masks, test, vaccines, and furlough etc. Theoretically furlough money should be paid back but what were government employees actually doing if anything useful at all?? We were paying them if they were at home for doing sod all.

Mind you, many of them were probably doing sod all anyway in the office, except making life a nightmare for the rest of us. Are you going to complain bitterly and make sure it doesn’t happen again?

Asylum seekers told this week they will be sent to Rwanda

Whether they came from Rwanda or not?? I think it meant those that came from Rwanda in the first place. As for the rest, perhaps they are sent to Coventry and ignored while the taxpayer picks up the tab.

My wife and I have a friend who lives in Hounslow where the immigrants arriving at Heathrow are housed in a hotel. They have luxury accommodation by the sound of it. The borough is substantially Indian now (sub-continent, not Red) I understand.

Our friend, who is of Jamaican heritage, but born and bred in this country and in Hounslow, has been trying to get council accommodation but says the Indian heritage population look after their own, and are ignoring her requests for help.

This is what parts of the UK have become has it? This injustice must not continue.

BBC to spend £50m finding out what its viewers watch

Well I would say another channel probably. So stop wasting license payer’s money. BBC going downhill fast. Except for the radio side in my opinion, as there’s some great stuff on BBC iPlayer Radio catch-up.

Glad we don’t have a telly any more or have to pay a license fee. What a waste of money.

Is see there is reference to a 42 page white paper (surely this is racist, anyway if it has letters on it, it must be black and white paper? You know black and white and red all over).

But 42 again, the ultimate answer to everything. Mmm…

Flower show aims to lift commuter spirits

This is nice. They’re going to put flowers on stations in the UK. Well, some stations. About time, they used to have station masters and in rural areas it was their pride and joy to ensure a welcoming bed of pansies or what-nots.

Nowadays the only pansies you might see are the pan-demic loonies in masks, still wearing them despite the relaxing of so-called rules (which I have essentially ignored as I have common sense).

No wonder they are trying to lift people spirits as the article says as 70% of adults surveyed (out of 5,136) said their mental health had been affected by the pandemic. Nearly a fifth described it as poor.

Well, if you will believe all governments and MSM tell you what do you expect? Didn’t you think to look outside the window, use your brain, double check??

Get a grip people. You abandoned the heavenly Father, who cares for you deeply, for the god of this world, that Great Git Satan.

Come back to God, look to Jesus, His beautiful Boy who became a Man, then you can go and kick Satan where it hurts.

Player, 13, dies after collapsing in match

This was a football match. A Samuel Akwasi was the young lad, they say the cause of death is unknown.

Was he vaccinated? No doubt he was. Will they do an autopsy, will we find out. Someone should. Or will they cremate him to burn the evidence? If anybody has further information please let me know.

Duke’s friend frisked in his pyjamas by wildlife police

This is William van Cutsem, friend of the Duke of Cambridge. Something to do with illegal game keeping. Police left finding nothing suspicious.

Not surprised, since when has it been illegal to keep games??

We have Monoploy, Cluedo and Totopoly , Scrabble and cards in our house. Are we at risk of being woken up in the middle of the night by the no-thought police??

William was apparently frisked on his doorstep. Perhaps he had the Chance cards and Miss Scarlet stuffed down his jim-jams.

Perhaps though the police, being dim, were told by the informant that he kept the contraband in his van. As van is in William’s name, the police, uneducated as they are and Normal For Norfolk (in-breeding you know), thought that searching him was sensible.

Dozens of Ukrainian civilians feared dead after school hit

And who exactly shelled it? ‘Nasty’ Russians or Ukraine? I gather 60 people were likely to have died under the rubble. As the Russians are getting blamed for everything by biased MSM, perhaps they missed a trick. Should have said ‘died under the Rouble’.

But lots of things are suspect. Try these links for a read round.

Andriy Melnyk, ambassador for Ukraine in Germany has been greeted with chants of Nazis out. Somebody obviously thinks that at least some Ukrainians are Nazi.

As I have said before, this is hardly surprising given the nations troubled history. And the fact that we follow a timeline mirroring WW2, only 80 years ago in 1942.

Invaders’ failing weapons good for British sales

A Rob Johnson, PhD has said that (allegedly) Russian weapons are failing and this could mean boosting the UK’s arms industry. Words fail me.

No they don’t. You complete cretin Rob Johnson. The article says that Britain  could try to sell its own weapons to India. You are quoted as saying “That will be fantastic because we all win.”

Like who exactly?? Arms manufacturers, but not those who might get killed by those weapons. More jobs, to make killing machines??

You get paid handsomely no doubt to say these things. Ramp up the ante as they say, fuel wars and rumours of wars merely to make money. You are despicable.

Zelenskyy abandoned us, say soldiers in besieged steel plant

Apparently this is the Azov battalion saying this, or at least an officer in the group.

Hopefully by now you will know the battalion is neo-Nazi. Poor diddums, I am so sorry – not! You have been stirring up trouble for years, did George Soros and his cronies fund you?

If you trust a comedian then don’t expect them to be faithful to your cause. After all, they treat everything as a joke, even messing up their own country.

I see Jill Biden is doing her bit to support the U.S.A. cause, sorry, the Ukrainian cause. There is this photo of her meeting Zelenskyy ‘s wife, Olena. There is a caption underneath which is believed to be part of their exchange of greetings.

‘Thank you so much my dear, Joe will love these. And it will help suppress the smell when he poops his diapers.’

Perhaps Mr Zelenskyy could do a comedy show on this; he’s quite good at that I gather.

Bono and Edge perform in Kyiv bomb shelter

Apparently they are showing solidarity with the Ukraine. They performed ‘With or without you’. Part of the lyrics are ‘I can’t live with or without you’.  Bono is thought to have referenced Putin by saying the war was down to one man, and he trusted the young people to throw him out of office.

There are rumours that in fact it was Volodymyr Zelenskyy, or Voldemort Zelenskyy as someone has called him (me).

After all he has been messing up big time or George Soros’s or Klaus ‘Build Back Better, once we have destroyed everything and you, the taxpayer etc, have paid for it with your money or your life’ Schwab.

As for Bono I say, ‘O no Bono, you still haven’t found what you’re looking for have you?’

In this case it may be his brain, but I’m not sure.

As for Zelenskyy, well, in the Ukraine you might not live with or without him. Heads he wins, tails you lose (your life).

Energy boss warns of £900 increase in autumn

Keith Anderson, CEO of Scottish power, is reported as saying government needs to offer poorer households much bigger discounts on their bills.

That’s nice. Who will pay for the discounts though? Taxpayers as usual. Will it come from the elites who caused all this problem in the first place? Not on your nelly it won’t.

Go and tell the government to screw the energy companies down hard.

This talks about a credit meter scam.

Well, I reckon the energy companies are scamming us over the massive hike in prices, which will make credit meters look like small fry.

My wife and I have been having a battle with SSE as they mucked up things with our account and paper billing in 2021. And they STILL have not read our internal electric meter since late 2019 – it has been nearly 2.5 years!!!

I think SSE stands for the SS of Nazi infamy. Their rating on is abysmal.

Whilst I don’t think one can trust Labour with anything much, I do consider the selling off of the energy supply system was extremely foolish. Look at where we are now, exploited by foreign owners. It was better in public ownership.

And don’t believe all you read about Nazi Putin and Heroic Zelenskyy. Zelenskyy’s the Nazi comedian dragging his country into the abyss of war, supported by the west’s elites who will make money out of the crisis as always.

And as George Soros is reported as supporting the Ukraine you should be deeply suspicious at least.

The panic over such things causes all this upheaval and has helped fuel inflation, just like thinking that Covid 19 was a monster rather than the ‘flu masquerading as a human race terminator.

Keep loving instead as the Lord God has repeatedly reminded you. Perfect or strictly complete love casts out fear.

English Christians told to repent for anti-semitism

This was said in Church of England report in 2019. The C of E is not very bright but has been going downhill for a long time.

As I keep saying, there is no such thing as anti-Semitism towards the Jews, if anything it must be anti- Judaism. The Semitic people are essentially derived from Shem, one of the three sons of Noah, and not the specific tribe of Judah from whom the Jews essentially come.

But then the Jews do have a habit of distorting words to suit. Or at least the Jews who say they are Jews but are not, but are of the synagogue of Satan.

For this is the problem, these interlopers within Judaism poison everything. They are the children of Satan and descendants of those who bayed for Jesus’s blood, although He went willingly to show them up for who they were.

He knew that despite the agonies of what he would go through it was worth it for the glory that would arise from it, and to free the children of God from that vile thing that Satan, the great serpent, did in the Garden of Eden to the Most High’s darlings Adam and Eve.

It is those true Jews who are Jews inwardly as Paul the apostle puts it, who suffer from these Satanic self-righteous monsters, and thus they have been hounded and vilified whilst the elites look on in satisfaction in their palaces and castles, including the religious ones, not just the secular.

The Rt Revd William Kenney, the Roman Catholic Auxiliary Emeritus Bishop of Birmingham, led an act of penitence during the service. “God of Israel, we acknowledge with shame and penitence the anti-Semitic decrees of the Synod of Oxford,” he said. “For times when we have witnessed the ill-treatment of Jews and people of other faiths and have not gone to their aid, Lord, we ask your forgiveness.”

This seems on the surface to be fair except for the stupidity of using the word anti-Semitic.

But then he refers to the ‘God of Israel’. Well, you cretin Kenny, have you not heard, have you not seen that the Most High is the Lord of heaven and earth and all that is in it?? He is the one who is God of all the nations.

If Israel has a separate god, then it is not the most High. But she does, and Israel are all of God’s children in Christ, Jew and Gentile.

Those who are not in Christ are not the Most High’s but Satan’s, and they are doomed to go with him into the lake of fire.

They are not true Israelites if they are not in Christ, it is that simple.

Anyway, it is reported that William Kenny calls himself Right Rev, and is a Catholic bishop. Anagrams of his name include

ink in me Wally

Ann mike Willy

ak Minne Willy

inane km willy

ink mean Willy

ink name willy

Ella mine winky

Elly mini wank

lily mein wank

mini yell wank

I my Neill wank

I know that there are problems with paedophile priests who are supposed to be celibate. Never a good idea to restrict the good gifts of God with man-made laws.

These anagrams make me a bit uneasy for some reason.

There is a C of E bishop of Lichfield, Michael Ipgrave who calls himself Right Rev Dr.

This is from the Church Times

“So much anti-Semitism and anti-Judaism can be traced back to distorted Christian teaching,” Dr Ipgrave said. He now chairs the Council of Christians and Jews. “We need to recognise how our history has contributed to the teaching of contempt which generated hostility towards and suffering for our Jewish brothers and sisters.”

I have tried finding out a bit more about him. Not very easy. But he has the same issues of using anti-Semitism, so not very bright then.

I tried anagrams of his name. There are apparently 3550 anagrams of letters after word ‘viper’ removed!! Here are a few of the full viper anagrams.

eg malachi viper

he magical viper

hag malice viper

hale magic viper

leach magi viper

am lice hag viper

A viper in the bosom of the Church of England then. I am seriously concerned ; but then as I said, the C of E has been going downhill for a long time.

As for this Right Rev Dr nonsense Jesus says do not use titles such as Father or teacher or Rabbi and He also means these stupid titles too. You religious types love these things to be admired by mankind, but the heavenly Father sees through to the heart and rebukes you for your folly.

I think that will do. There are other things I could look at, but to be honest I just can’t be bothered right now.

Anyway, I am working on posts on the Eastern front around Kharkov in WW2, the Falklands’ war and Neil Fergusson among others, so there is plenty else to do.

Until next time, adieu.

P.S. You may wish to view these links if you haven’t already.

G is for…..guidance

Put In Boots – the UKraine Panto

C is for….Church of England. Or completely EUseless.

George Soros (and the Great Conjunction)

Remdesivir (brand name Veklury) and Covid 19

Put In Boots – the UKraine Panto

Or ‘Putin, Ukraine and Zelenskyy in boots’, abbreviated to ‘Puz in Boots’

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: Please note reference is made to Joe Biden, nappies and other unmentionable things, including so-called naughty words, which are nevertheless mentioned in passing. Like passing wind for example.

4th April, 2022

It rained heavily in the UK from my Cloud location on Wednesday 16th March. It was sunny, Thursday 17th when I started this post. But time moves on and it has taken time to put the post together due to the wealth of information or misinformation on the net.

Anyway, it has been relatively dry, although some sleet (1st April. And I am not playing an April Fool’s joke). And yesterday it was been wet; the UK-raine has come! That is a joke of course.

It is still panto season. Pantomime season in full. In fact whilst normally panto season starts around late November and continues to the end of February, people may be forgiven for thinking that the season is still going on.

In fact I consider that the season started in March/April 2020 globally, and has yet to finish.

‘Oh no yes it has’, ‘Oh no it hasn’t’ we may chant, depending on what stance we take. Are we the audience or the actors on stage I wonder?

Certainly those in government and MSM are acting rather strangely to put it mildly.

But sadly so are a large proportion of the general public who lost their marbles in 2020. I consider that the Ukraine situation is more theatre from MSM. I note others do too.

After all, for those of us who see straight, we know that we are being lied to hand over fist by the MSM. So what of the current situation, what is wrong with it?

I am putting (or putin’!) my own humourous take on matters, as whilst some of what is going on is far from funny, an awful lot does not add up until you dig deep.

The panto seems to be a mish-mash of characters from various panto scripts.

The main players or actors on the stage are as follows:

Vladimir Putin – he is playing the baddy whose past form includes being a Colonel in the KGB. Note K-GB and the fact this panto is set in the UK-raine.

He is president of Russia, but has not rushered (sic) into invading the UK, raine (sic) or otherwise.

He is considered to be a dick-tater, although his name is not Dick.

Said to have been part of the WEF (see later).

Also said to be a ‘Threemason’ which explains the triangle in ‘Threemasonry’.

His nickname allegedly is Vlad the Implier, as he implies that the Russians in parts of the Ukraine are being oppressed, and which is why he, well his troops, have invaded the Ukraine.

As most people seem to think he is a ‘bad’ man, I won’t comment further. I am trying to do a separate post on him.

But the whole thing is all very odd. Still, all helps sow confusion and strife which is Satan’s favourite game, the silly Bugger. This could be because he lives by the river Bug, see later.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy – with two y’s please note. Goodness knows y, why. The comic role, as he has been a comedian for most of his life.

He is Jewish, of the Ashke-nazi. Some people think he is Neo-Nazi, and rather nasty as a consequence. Whether this is funny is debatable.

He is president of Ukraine as the Ukrainians seem to prefer comedians to people who know how to run a country…Mmm. Sounds like most countries then.

He is a protégé of the W.E.F or World Economic Forum. This is considered dodgy due to Klaus ‘You will own nothing and be happy (or else)’ Schwab’s leadership.

The initials WEF could be rearranged thus: FEW. This indicates the fact that Klausy babe fancies that the few, that is the ‘chosen ones’ should run the world as beneficent technocrats/bureaucrats who of course know best.

No doubt Klaus ‘Angel face’ Schwab considers he knows best as he is German.

Personally, I think the FEW should be F EW. Which sounds like F Ew. Or F U. Or even F you. Or yet again F EU. Sounds fair to me.

Volodymyr’s nickname allegedly is Volo the Dimmer as he is rather dim. After all, whilst being a comedian is great and entertaining, you do need more life skills to run a country.

Unless you want to run down a country that is, in which case that’s fine. The wealthy and powerful will agree with that as they can always make money out of a crisis.

On the other hand, if you are one of the ones that suffer from such stupidity, it is not fine.

This talks about the possibility of WW3

Actor Zelenskyy Says the World is on the Verge of World War Three

Well, as I keep saying we are already in WW3, only a war of words primarily.

But then in reality war has always been about words and propaganda, having a proper gander or look at the truth and realising the enemy is not all he’s cracked up to be.

Like Satan who pretends to be big but is little, a master of disguise and deception, casting ‘scary’ shadows, a shadow of death for example. Yeah, really scared you nit wit Loopy Lucy.

Zelenskyy has been compared to Winston Churchill

WTF (possibly World Trade Federation)!!! Excuse me! Winston Churchill?? What planet are you on Ahmed Charai!

Anagrams of his name include:

Adah chimera

Airhead mach

I ham charade – well, those who know about Ham the son of Noah in the Bible might not be too surprised.

Ah Crimea had – !!!

Here are further links to check.

The link below needs to be pasted in to browser and hopefully will work.

By Leon Trotsky which is fascinating.

Klaus Schwab – A.k.a Klaus ‘You dirty rat’ Schwab, as he plays the pirate captain. Or in this case a rat pie captain as he is considered a dirty rat by many, including James Cagny (good name, James).

As referred to earlier, he is the leader of the WEF. His ship as captain of the pirates is ‘The Lieder Ship’ or ‘SS Woofter’.

Apparently he had a Nasty (sic) role in WW2, so SS makes sense. And he supports woofters, hence the name. Woofters are dogs I believe.

He leads the other pirates in a song by Tom Lehrer which I enjoy for its satire called ‘We’ll all go together when we go’.

He goes around the deck of his ship saying ‘You dirty schwab, you, schwab the decks.’ Or something like that.

He is Black-hearted as he serves George Black, a.k.a Schwartz or Soros. ‘Black’ is a part anagram of his name so this should be obvious.

Olaf Scholz – plays the villainous Nazi, but plays it for laughs or ‘laffs’ hence his first name O laf. If you don’t laff or laf he will come and cosh you over the head. This is considered funny by some and many in Germany.

As anagram of his name is ‘Cosh loaf LZ’ and loaf is cockney rhyming slang for ‘head’ this makes sense.

Oh, and LZ can be landing zone, so cosh will land on your head.

It wouldn’t be so bad but sometimes he uses a real cosh and it hurts.

Not to be confused with Hartz where the witches come from. The Hartz mountains that is.

Reading the above makes you wonder if this is where the problems with Germany stem from, the country is a bit mad and weird.

After all starting wars seems to have been desirable to the country; Franco-Prussian war, WW1, WW2, and now WW3, the war of words, politics, economics and health (with some bombs etc thrown in for good measure to keep people scared).

From the above.

Scholz called the US “Europe’s closest and most important partner.” Upon assuming the chancellorship in December 2021, he stated he would soon be meeting with President Joe Biden, saying: “It is now clear what binds us together.”

It is obvious what binds them together – stupidity. Probably also lies. But at least Olaf appears to have a brain, unlike Joe.

As you can see in the two photographs they are both wearing masks. These are masks of the beasts of course.

Note black masks to remind them they serve their master George Black.

I found this.

Now I know the whole world has gone mad, but this take the biscuit. Honestly, Germany has lost the plot. And who pray is Michael Roth, impugning the mighty name of Michael??

Well I strongly suspect he is one of the children of Roth (let the hearer understand). What a twat he is. Still, what do expect from a career politician, they are all as useless as each other.

As to the ‘Z’ symbol, well, can’t use ‘Z’ in Germany then?? They probably don’t want the word Nazi as people might suspect the Germans of starting another war (spoiler alert – they have, indeed they didn’t really stop fighting WW2, only changed tack to political, health and economic war which we see today).

Nazi without the ‘Z’ is ‘Nai’. This seems to mean ‘Nope’ or ‘No’. I suspect this will give some problems in the language as the Germans like their ‘zeds’. Nutters the lot of them.

For further research if interested.

Joe Biden – playing the doddery old king. Lost his brain a while back. Wanders around the stage saying ‘Has anyone seen my marbles?

I say ‘saying’, it is more like mumbles, he mumbles ‘marbles’. People struggle to understand him. It is a very good comic role.

Apparently ‘Since the 2014 coup, Ukraine has received billions of dollars in US military aid.’


Which of course is very helpful to arms manufacturers. And when the arms etc. have been blown off various individuals, then the medical Nazis can either sew them back on or have a nice robotic arm or leg fitted instead at some expense. That is, wars cost you an arm and a leg, and it will cost you an arm and a leg to replace them, as they say in the UK.


On Sunday, speaking to NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Secretary of State Antony Blinken threatened Moscow that “there will be consequences” for amassing troops on the Russian-Ukrainian border. “President Biden’s been very clear about this. If Russia acts recklessly, or aggressively, there will be costs, there will be consequences,” Blinken stated.

Apparently Blinken said this without blinkin’ as president Biden can’t even be clear about the way to the bathroom, let alone Ukraine which he probably thinks is in the UK, rain or no rain.

Quite what these consequences are is unclear. Probably they will threaten to send Joe Biden to Russia where he will fart and the Russians will have to change his nappies which I doubt they would relish.

There are rumours that Putin might use chemical weapons in the Ukraine. Given there is a lot of pollution from other sources anyway, chlorine and heavy metals in water,  how effective these would be might be debatable.

If the USA sends Joe to Russia in retaliation, then a strong detergent and air freshener will be required after Joe has passed wind and other more solid objects. And so I would sympathise with the Russians on that.

No doubt such a threat will be an excellent deterrent, perhaps better than the nuclear bomb.

See Joe Biden’s comments below.

Asked whether the use of chemical weapons by Russia’s Vladimir Putin would prompt a military response from Nato, Mr Biden replied that it “would trigger a response in kind”.

“We would respond if he uses it. The nature of the response would depend on the nature of the use,” he said.


It appears that Winston Churchill made a similar comment in WW2.

Events soon undercut this cautious strategy of silence. In May 1942 Prime Minister Winston Churchill, fearing German gas warfare against Russia, publicly warned Adolf Hitler that Britain would retaliate with gas on German cities.

Whilst on the subject of gas, Joe ‘the old farter’ Biden, rather fluffed his lines in rehearsal.

Of course funding Russia seems sensible when you apparently haven’t got other sources. As George S Patton said ‘My men can eat their belts but my tanks have gotta have gas’.

As there is a lot of gas from Joe and his team and democrats generally (plus some RINOs), I suggest hooking up to the grid and make them eat beans. Methane produced should help the USA with its energy crisis somewhat.

Tony Blair – the smooth talking snake oil salesman. Lies frequently, ingratiating himself into places he is not wanted.

Emmanuel Macron – a.k.a. ‘God with us Mac Ron’. He plays God, obviously. Also considered by some to be the Aunty Christ or something like that. Apparently,

Last week, Macron asked his Russian President Vladimir Putin to lift the siege of Mariupol, allow humanitarian access and order an immediate cease-fire. His demands came as spoke to Putin on Friday 70 minutes, during which he revisited complaints about repeated attacks on civilians and Russia’s failure to respect human rights in Ukraine. Putin, in turn, laid the blame for the war on Ukraine, Macron’s office said.

This is rather confusing as I was not aware that Putin was Macron’s president as the piece implies, but then then this might make sense of things. Macron is in fact a Russian stooge.

Still Putin did the equivalent of a French ‘Pouf’ and, shrugging his shoulders said it was the Ukraine’s fault.

Of course a French ‘Pouf’ is possibly what Putin thinks of Macron, but I don’t know if anyone has asked him.

I found this.

It says

“France has to play this role; it’s a member of the U.N. Security Council and it is one of the European countries that matters now that the U.K. has left the EU,” said a former junior foreign affairs minister.

With diplomacy like that, no wonder he is only a junior foreign affairs minister. What a pillock or ‘con’ as they say in French slang.

Justin Trudeau – plays Prince Charming as he considers himself ’Sooo beautiful’. However, thought by some to be the witch of Snow White infamy. Believed to look into the mirror every day and says ‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all’.

If you look into the Mirror you will see what I mean.

Others say he says ‘fairy’, not fairest. As Pink News likes him a lot, this seems reasonable.

Personally I think this is bloody stupid as we have no idea what is in the blood. All sorts of nasty drugs no doubt, in some anyway. This might explain why Jehovah’s Witnesses will not accept blood transfusions, don’t blame them. But then, lots of us have nasty drugs in us. Or Nazi drugs, it’s the same thing.

But in reality blood donors, whoever they are, need to be free of any drugs otherwise there is a severe risk the recipient will be drugged too. How nice (that is sarcastic by the way).

Of course, it is written in the Bible that the life is in the blood. I don’t think it says anywhere that death is in the blood, but if the blood is contaminated, well…

In other ways mirroring is evident. Justin is very kindly sending lots of arms to the Ukraine with taxpayers’ money which the arms manufacturers will be very grateful for.

Please note links to Putin.

I see Justin ‘call me Fidel’ Trudeau has weighed in to the condemnation of Russia. He can talk, the hypocrite. Lockdown the economy, try and enforce vaccinations which harm and kill. It is you who will be brought to justice mate.

The Queen – playing the queen, naturally. A cameo role, with one line taken from her great-great-grandmother Victoria, namely ‘We are not amused’.

So rather than pen a stiff, if diplomatic, letter, she has taken back the swords on loan.

This might indicate that the sword is mightier than the pen, or it might not. Everything is very topsy-turvy nowadays.

Boris Johnson – Playing Buttons, although he should be in Cinderella, not ‘Put in Boots’.

Buttons is a simple lad, who struggles with his hair which he keeps tidy by keeping it under his hat. Rather like Boris who keeps his real motives for the Brexit muck up and Covid 19 debacle under his hat as we say in the UK.

He wants to visit the Ukraine for some reason.

Here he is, sitting in the UK rain.

If you have been to the UK in the rain Boris, why go to the Ukraine, makes no sense.

But then, what does nowadays?

By the way Boris, having your umbrella like that will collect rain, not disperse it. Might be useful as a raine (sic) gauge in the UK. Or in the UK raine (sic).

Possibly in the Ukraine in the rain too, but I’ve never been there, so what do I know.

Recep Tayyip Erdogan – he is the president of Turkey, and not to be confused with Bernard Matthews who in Norfolk at least might have been considered the president of turkeys which he considered ‘Bootiful’

If Bernard were around today he might consider that Putin the boot in to the Ukraine was not very ‘bootiful’.

Anyway, although the Ukraine is the main focus of this so-called war, it seems Mr Erdogan is more interested in the crime here in the Crimea.

In 2016 ‘…That same year, he warned that the Black Sea was turning into a “Russian lake.” It is obvious he doesn’t ‘lake’ the idea of the Black Sea turning Red, or whatever colour Russia might prefer.

George Black, a.k.a. Soros, is presumably also put out by this as it would impugn his family name.

Some people think Turkey should just get stuffed and mind its own business closer to home.

Xi Jinping – playsWinnie the Phoo, a beloved cuddly friendly character. Comes up with phrases such such as ‘Watcher doin’ me old china’, and ‘Fancy a nice cuppa Ty-phoo tea? Ty- phoo is of the course the house where Phoo lives.

He loves honey and piglets. There are a number of piglets in North Career near his house. One of these is understood to be Kim the young-un who was younger than his father.  

Apparently he is belting down a road or belting the road, it is not clear which.

Despite the name this includes railways. But then in the USA these are railroads. The USA always likes to confuse things with word changes.

Some people say that the USA is the Babylon of Revelation infamy. Given the baby way the Biden government or maladministration is talking this could explain matters.

Please note that Babylon stands for, among other things, baby lane or baby way. Babbling like a baby.

A ‘lôn’ is welsh for lane in case you wondered. Easy when you know how.

Without the ‘hat’ or circumflex ‘lon’ means ‘cheerful’ in Welsh. A babbling baby is cheerful. It all makes sense. Nonsense yes, but still sense if you see what I mean.

Pope Francis – A.k.a the poop who struts around in a white coat on the pope deck of the ‘SS Woofter’. Or the other way round, I forget.

Also known as ‘St France is a sissy’. This may explain his love for ‘God with us Mac Ron.’

He is usually surrounded by his swish guards who look very Swiss in their knickerbockers. Or the other way round, I forget.

Apparently there are quite a lot of ‘ri pests’ (sic) dressed in black who ‘admire’ the swish guards as well as other younger boys dressed (or not), whom the poop overseas from his see. Or is it the other way round?

I gather the poop’s favourite number is 666, or six, six, six or even sex, sex, sex in Latin and German for example. As the poop is supposed to be celebrate (sic) it is not clear why this should be his favourite number.

But then perhaps he likes celibating (sic). Or maybe he just likes taking about the issues and debating it with the masses. This is called mass debating of course. Each to his own I suppose.

Mass debating reminds me of bankers for some reason. But then Macron was a banker. Some say he still is.

Don’t forget a ‘b’ can be a ‘v’ and a ‘v’ can be a ‘w’. These letters can be interchangeable with words such as banker, and can explain the link to mass debating I feel.

Zelenskyy has called the pope to help make peace between Russia and the Ukraine. This sounds like a wonderful idea, because then the pope could be hailed as a peacemaker which would suit Satan and the synagogue of Satan very well.

Mind you they have been aiming for that sort of thing all along, a saviour as it were. Like the vaccines for example, that cause harm and death, but hey, what’s a few (sic) sick people and the occasional (sic) death??

The ones who perpetrate these crimes against humanity doesn’t care as long as it makes money, and anyway gives plenty more Lebensraum, or living space.

Peter Tatchell – he plays a ‘camp’ follower. He supports Zelenskyy because of Zelelenskyy’s support for LGBTQ+ rights. Which are the rights to have whatever sandwich ingredients you want in your bap, wrap, bread slices, taters, dick-taters etc etc.

As mentioned elsewhere, LGBTQ+ stands for (or sits for if you prefer, it’s a free country – at the moment), lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, quinoa + mayonnaise. Or any other sauce or indeed source of sauce.

He says some very sensible things in the above. Organised religion is not what Jesus has in mind, no doubt about it.

And Peter doesn’t think much of Labour, but then neither do I. Not that I think much of the conservatives either, let alone many politicians of whatever party.

But he is also confused which is understandable given a moralistic so-called Christian upbringing rather than one truly based on love. His parents divorced when he was 4 and he was brought up by his mother and stepfather. It is a sad story. If he turns to Christ it still could turn out well in the end.

Valery Gergiev – he plays a bus conductor as he is very good at conducting. He may very well be good at electrical conducting, but his résumé doesn’t say. Peter Tatchell doesn’t like him. But then as I have indicated Peter had a difficult upbringing as so many like him have had. It messes with their brains. Very sad.

Plot spoilers

A Nato no-fly zone

There is talk of a no-fly zone. This amuses me as if you are a man, having no flies is inconvenient to say the least, especially if you need to use Water Closet in a Public Convenience.

In other words, use a W.C. in a P.C.

I do not recommend using a Police Constable or P.C. as a W.C. as you are likely to get arrested. Although you may get charged with spreading Covid 19.

You may also be charged with giving the piss rather than taking the piss if you see what I mean.

Of course if the bodies pile up and are not buried, with the warmer weather coming on, then flies will be a nuisance.

In fact it is relatively warm, so I imagine the snow has melted. Which makes me wonder about any pictures with snow in them. Just a thought.

Still banning flies would be problematical as flies like dead bodies, so it wouldn’t work very well.

I see a place called Sarny is rather cold at 5o. And it is cloudy and damp. And not sarny at all, no ‘sarnshine’ anyway. Very odd.

Mass graves found

There is talk of mass graves. Whether these were of Eastern Orthodox followers trying to celebrate mass is unclear.

Some say that this is similar to Nazi atrocities in WW2 in 1942, 80 years ago.

And here is a link taking about an incident in April 1942.

Some remembered the Nazi atrocities that took place in 1941, an article from 2021 last year.

There is this from The Sun. But I see not bodies in the video, correct me if I am wrong. The still photos are blurred and unclear. How convenient.


I found this article

It is actually quite useful, but misses some of the aspects, including the Nazis in the Ukraine.

Nevertheless, well worth reading about Joe Biden and his maladministration’s stance on energy and fuel. What fuels (sic) they are.

From point 10.

The result: the administration’s refusal to confront green energy activists in its own party has produced a preposterous, incoherent plan to deal with global consumption of Russian oil and gas and soaring prices at home.

However, he does say

The rising toll of civilian casualties across Ukraine is not a bug

I am not sure why he says this. However, it is true; it is not a bug, because the Bug is a river in Western Ukraine. It flows into the river Vistula downstream of Warsaw.

He also says

The world needs to worry that Putin, backed into a corner and with nothing to lose, takes the biblical story of Sampson as his guide and tries to bring down the entire world with him.

It is written by a Charles Lipson. Well, Charlie boy, you should know that Sampson in the Bible has no ‘p’. You are a right Charlie. Or are you just taking the ‘p’ and Putin’ it in the wrong place??

Still, you are in Chicago, so as there are problems in that city with J.B. Pritzker and his cronies, perhaps this is not too surprising.

He was born and raised in Marks, Mississippi according to Wikipedia, so perhaps he is one of the Marks of the Beast.

Armed Forces compared

I suggest you examine the link, but Russia is far stronger. Whilst it doesn’t necessarily imply it should win hands down, it is worth noting.

Nazis in Ukraine

This link is worth considering.

The links to Hunter Biden, Joe Biden’s son, and the US should be noted.

Who benefits from arms sales?

China’s arms sales are unknown for comparison, but of the 20 listed the U.S.A. has 10!!! And I make it 6 in the top 10!!!

Regardless of the other countries, and the UK is certainly one of them, a huge amount of money, including taxpayers’ money, goes into the military in the U.S.A.

So that the children of God can be traumatised, maimed or blown to bits.


Here are some of the back drops for the stage.

Kiev or Kyiv

The war from Putin’s point of view is to take Kiev, Kyiv or Kev for short. Whether Kev, or Kevin for long, has been consulted is a moot point.

A lot of footballers seem to be called Kevin.

Whether being called Kevin is an indication of social standing is debatable. Whether being a footballer is an indication of social standing is debatable.

Personally, I think the whole thing is a load of balls, but then many people like so kick their balls around, especially men, so I suppose that explains things.


Things seem fairly quiet in Odessa. As ‘D oases’ is an anagram perhaps this is no surprise.

I see in the above post some thinks that Odessa is well defended. I find that rather funny. If Russia really wanted to invade it could, easily. Not sure it wants to though.

But threat of invasion ties up defensive forces. Or defensive farces as I consider the whole thing a bit of a farce. Too much misinformation, or distortion of what is really going on.

But then then that is the point, distract us from other things going on. ‘Ooh look over there!’ Right, now to pickpocket the taxpayers.

There are recent reports of missile attacks on Odessa’s refinery. Well, near Odessa. The article link below spells it Odesa, one ‘s’. O dear sir, (or madam as the case may be) can’t you check your smelling pisstakes?

I suspect ‘O dear sir’ more likely as this sounds like Odessa.

Still, the article is from Reuters, and as they have gone downhill in quality and truth I am not surprised.

And whilst off subject, the next article has a photo of a girl in a blue surgical mask. It says she wears it because of Covid 19. The head line says ‘Nearly entire global population breathing polluted air: WHO.’

Quite frankly if they don’t know WHO wrote this, why say it?

And as the atmosphere in the photo suggests, reasonably, a high level of pollution in Bejing why not blame that? Or are they trying to subtly say that air pollution IS Covid 19?

But then this is how the whole Covid 19 fraud started, isn’t it, as I make clear in my post on Wuhan ‘flu.

Pollution causes respiratory diseases, add in faulty viral theory increasingly believed over the decades, stir or spin rapidly with a spin doctor, a lot more propaganda and you have the recipe for a crisis caused by ignorance and fear.

Donbas region

The attacks have been most evident in the dumbass (sic) region. This is because if you look at a map of Russia it looks vaguely like a bear. As this is a symbol of Russia, at least to the west, this should again be of no surprise.

To my mind the bear faces east for some reason. It appears to have a small tail which is formed by the Karelia and the Kola Peninsula in the north-west.

Please forgive me, but it rather suggests to me, that the bear is ready to do a poo. Or pooh bear a well-known bear from East Sussex.

Anyway, it may be fair to say that the Russian bear does not want its ‘business’ interfered with and protecting its dumb ass is understandable after all.

Have you ever seen an ass that is dumb by the way? Can your bottom speak?

Mmm?….Oh yes, silly me, I forgot. Joe Biden and a few others. Quite right.


Mariupol is situated on the north coast of the ‘C’ of ‘As of’ (sic) near the Crimea. As there is no ‘C’ in ‘As of’ this is rather strange. And as regards ‘as of’, we may enquire ‘as of what exactly?’

On 19 March 2022 a Ukrainian police officer in Mariupol made a video in which he said “Children, elderly people are dying. The city is destroyed and it is wiped off the face of the earth.” The video was authenticated by the Associated Press.


As an anagram of police is ‘cop lie I’m very suspicious of this. Cops have been known to lie before as in Ottawa more recently re truckers’ dispute and in London re the brutal murder of Sarah Everard.

Still I am not sure the Associated Press haven’t made it up. I found this.

The AP gave the Nazi regime access to its photo archives for its antisemitic propaganda.

Well, it was a while ago. But then if you look further at the main Wiki page and recent issues…what do you think?

Again from Wikipedia Mariupol link earlier.

“They don’t have access to water, to any food supplies, to anything. More than 85 percent of the whole town is destroyed,” Stefanishyna said during an appearance on ABC’s “This Week,” referring to the citizens of Mariupol.

“That’s why they do it with the U.N. system, the Red Cross organization, and what I can confirm as an insider of some parts of this negotiation is that they do not really care about a single life of a person who died or suffers there,” she said, referring to Russian officials. “So for them, it has nothing to do with the humanity.”

From sub link in Wikipedia link above.

I see the people in the picture have clothes and their mobile phones. Perhaps they’re going to take picture of the burning pile of tyres which we can’t see, except for the smoke, he said sceptically.

From 1st April 2022, April Fool’s Say. Mmm….

Mariupol doesn’t exist?? Is this photo really of Mariupol anyway?? I see a burnt out block of flats. And 2 blocks that don’t seem to, and look intact. So maybe a third of the three out of use. But not a flattened area as in WW2.

How about this

Still doesn’t look flattened, but it was March the 10th mind.

Any thoughts? Load of bollux comes to my mind. Something is going on but just how much is the question.

Kharkiv or Kharkov

In 1942 battles raged for the recapture by the Soviets for this city in the spring.

Kharkiv sound like it may be khaki in colour, rather boring. Or maybe someone has lost their kar-key (sic).

Still, the city looks quite attractive, at least in part. See below.

I have looked at the images. I can’t see how one can easily relate the images to before and after.

There are five images. Now I know I am a bit slow, but even I know that before and after, which is 2, goes into 5 2.5 times. So where is the sixth photo? The labelling doesn’t help me.

More bollux I say.


All is not as it seems. I take from it the following:

  • If Putin really wanted to take Ukraine, or at least the bits he wants, he could.
  • Putin is problematic but so is Zelenskyy.
  • In reality Zelenskyy and his regime are Neo-Nazi. He is part of the WEF and Klaus Schwab’s team so has to be suspect.
  • The agenda seems in part to make out that the pope will save the day, but as he is a false Christ, ultimately he is deceiving the nations.
  • The ramping up of fear distracts the nations from what else is going on, the various evils and battles against them. We should not be distracted.
  • This includes the rise of inflation and economic disruption
  • Centralisation of money and power and control in fewer hands, the elites who wish to subjugate the children of God, the gentle gentiles, a far larger group than some may imagine.
  • Using taxpayers’ money to buy arms that are either not required or can be used to blow others to bits so that undertakers can bury or doctors repair and all for money of course – the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil.
  • Push countries into huge debts owed to the banks which are owned by…? Double check. Bankrupting countries will help them subjugate the nations. Unless perhaps you are Germany with a budget surplus of course…Mmm…I mention Germany somewhere, don’t I?
  • Vaccine harm and deaths.
  • And where have all the ‘push the vaccine’ videos on YouTube gone??
  • Euthanasia laws as an excuse to murder the innocent elderly, then the disabled, then the useless eaters, then you…..
  • Abortion laws as an excuse to murder the innocent unborn and traumatise mothers. Why stop there if a child is born with a disability missed in a scan or otherwise. Or if you become disabled etc etc. Where will it stop?
  • Mid-term elections in the USA, indeed elections anywhere. Don’t be distracted, watch the ballots like hawks. Don’t let fraud occur.

If you want a site that also says a similar conclusion try this.

Reality Check – The Staged Pandemic and Russia-Ukraine War

Perhaps I needn’t have bothered doing this post. Still, I made it funny which is something given the whole thing is funny peculiar, as they say in the UK.

I don’t agree with all his conclusions on his site as there is more going on than meets the eye. There is God’s agenda and Satan’s agenda running parallel.

As God is way more clever and devious than the moron Satan (or is it Macron Satan?), and all things work together for those who love God, well even what seems a Red Herring can be used by God to good effect.

Anyway, it does seem rather as if the so-called war is rather like in a vague  (or not so vague) way the Eastern Front in WW2. This should not be surprising given the current war of words mirroring WW2, but 80 years ago, that I see going onto day.

So why not check the WW2 timelines online, see what you think, and let me know. All contributions gratefully received.

P.S. Here is a historical timeline of the eastern front in the Ukraine area. You will see the similarities I hope.

You might find this interesting.

If you have nothing better to do, I have written more about many of the characters in the plot, especially Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau. I hope to do more detailed analyses of others in due course. Just type in name to search box at the top right hand side of the page.

St Nazaire Raid or Operation Chariot

28th March, 2022

This took place on the 28 March 1942, 80 years ago. A most daring raid, and one of the Royal Navy’s finest it is believed. Its intention was to put out of action the only dry dock capable of repairing the remaining battleship of Germany, the Tirpitz, or indeed any other large warship.

The operation involved ramming the gates of the dry dock and blowing the up with explosives hidden in the old destroyer used.

I have done an anagram analysis of the words St Nazaire Raid. This contains 13 letters in total and 9 individual letters.

Aries drat Nazi – Aries the ram, and ramming the gates, how fascinating!

aid arrest Nazi – helping to stop the Nazis, Mmm…

a arse dirt Nazi – enough said.

AI retard Nazis – interesting.

at raider Nazis – in relation the Nazi raider ships which were using the facility, Mmm…

arid Nazi tares – the wheat and the tares, Mmm…

Sanitizer – is a part anagram which is interesting given how useless such products are against a virus despite what we are told.

Zaire – is a part anagram and given its totalitarian regime and issue previous under Belgium and the atrocities committed against its peoples, the significance can be seen clearly I hope.

Anyway, having said that, I am going to proceed to offer my take on the proceedings in my usual wacky approach. You know, ‘Let him who has an ear to hear, let him hear.’ I hope it will make you laugh and think. I have used the Wikipedia links as a basis.

Please note I do not intend any disrespect to those who died or fought, merely to show the absurdity of war, how mad things can be, even if it is only how one can use language. After all, it is propaganda and morale that count most to win battles and wars, especially wars of words.

As usual quote in italics are from here unless otherwise indicated.

1          Background

Now Santa Zaire was originally from Zaire as his name might suggest. He was minding his own business on the north bank of the Loire, carving ‘Leroi wuz ‘ere’ on a tree. In English we would know this as ‘Leroy was here’, as opposed to ‘Kilroy was here’.

Sadly for Santa Zaire who had come out of Darkest Africa on the good ship D’Ark after a Great Flood, some nazi Nasties came along and were nasty to him.

There was a dry duck in the place where Santa Zaire resided which the Nasties were rather keen on. This was kept in a box with a lock on it.

This had two Gates, one called Bill, the other called Melinda, and destroying these seemed an excellent idea as the dry duck would then be out of action and any Nasty plan thwarted.

Anyway, as the Nasties were being rather nazi to the Bright-ish as well as Santa Zaire, it was the Bright-ish who came up with the bright idea to destroy the lock gates with a destroyer.

This seems rather obvious as it’s in the name destroyer, but sometimes people forget the obvious way to do something.

Like using vitamin D to cure Covid 19/the ‘flu as opposed to vaccines which will give you the ‘flu (or kill you, whichever you prefer).

But then that’s the Nasties for you, they are a bit dim.

The Bright-ish decide to call the operation to destroy the Gates, Operation C.Harriett after an ancient Briton called Clarissa Harriett who rode a chariot and duffed up some Romans who were roamin’ the countryside.

A song was later penned by a Mr Wall Is Will Is, called ‘Swing low sweet Harriett’ in her memory.


In 1939, Nazi Germany’s Reich Music Examination Office added the song to a listing of “undesired and harmful” musical works.


So singing this song as the operation was underway, was a great way of harming, let alone annoying the Nasties.

The land fight was undertaken by some commandos. They often preferred to fight hand to hand and thus said ‘sod ammo NC’. They painted their faces black so could be said to be ‘coon MS mad’, both anagrams of the word commandos.

2          Plan

The purpose of the raid was to destroy the Normandie dock, the old gates into the Bassin de St Nazaire with the water pumping machinery and other installations and any U-boats or other shipping in the area.

The purpose of the raid was as previously mentioned to destroy the dry duck called Norman Dee and the old Gates (however as Bill Gates parents are now dead, we can consider the old Gates gone).

The old Gates guarded the basin where the Nasties washed their Hans etc.

The You Boats were also to be got rid of. They had torpedo tubes which were known as YouTubes, something of a problem today as no doubt you are aware.

The initial Combined Operations plan required one specially lightened destroyer to carry out the raid. It would be packed with explosives and rammed into the dock gates.

Commandos on board would then disembark and use demolition charges to destroy nearby dock installations, searchlights and gun emplacements. The destroyer would then be blown up. At the same time the RAF would undertake diversionary air raids in the area.

Some people thought they were going to Ramsgate in Kent, England, but there are those whose geography is not very good.

The intention was again to use a light end destroyer, as opposed to the dark end one. Command-doughs would use a form of plastic dough (as bit like Semtex nowadays) to blow up the duck installations, search lights (used for research) and gun in placements.

Why they did not use pumps like everyone else to blow things up is not clear. But it seems they were going to destroy the pumping installations of the Nasties, presumably to stop them inflating their dry ducks, rubber ducks, etc.

The RAF was to be asked to provide Di Version as a distraction. She was a well-developed lady rather like the girls at the beer festivals in Germany where the Nasties came from, so this seemed like a good idea.

When the plan was presented to the Admiralty they refused to support it. The certain loss of one or both destroyers to eliminate the dry dock was out of the question. They suggested they could provide an old Free French destroyer, Ouragan, and a flotilla of small motor launches to transport the commandos and evacuate them afterwards.  Approval for the mission, codenamed Operation Chariot, was given on 3 March 1942. Using a French ship would involve using the Free French forces and increase the number of people aware of the raid. Consequently, it was decided the navy would have to provide a ship of their own. The RAF complained that the raid would draw heavily on their resources and the number of aircraft assigned by RAF Bomber Command dwindled during the planning of the raid. British Prime Minister Winston Churchill further complicated matters when he ordered that bombing should only take place if targets were clearly identified.

The initial Combined Operations plan, or COP for short was not considered much cop by the Admirable tea as they didn’t want to lose two perfectly good destroyers just to get rid of a duck.

The powers that be often don’t realise the importance of removing ducks, especially when protected by two Gates like those who are causing some difficulties to the world at the moment.

However, they suggested using an old Free Frenchman call Our á Gain. Unfortunately this would mean using three French Farces and increase those aware of the raid.

It has been observed elsewhere that the French Farces were not very good at keeping quiet and might have given the game away, so one does sympathise.

Editor’s note: It is observed that the anagram of the Frenchman’s real name, Ouragan, is ‘Aug Rona’.

As Rona is short for Coronavirus it would have been risky indeed to have used this Frenchman as he might have caught a cold/the ‘flu (as Covid 19 was once called), sneezed, and given the game away on the approach to the harbour.

3          Composition of the raiding force

This included an old fighter, a destroyer, called Campbell from the town. He had a habit of running into things, so it seemed like a good idea to run him  into the dry dock gates.

It is noted that in a previous incarnation with that well-known car nation, the U.S.A., it was of the Wickes Class. This was part of the Wickes D.I.Y. store chain which might explain the problems.

As you can see Wickes is from Michigan state. JB Pritzker comes from Illinois bordering Lake Michigan, so frankly the whole thing is hardly surprising.

Other naval units involved were two Hunt-class destroyers, HMS Tynedale and Atherstone,

Please note this is related to William Tyndale who ‘…is credited with being the first Bible translation in the English language to work directly from Hebrew and Greek texts. Furthermore, it was the first English biblical translation that was mass-produced as a result of new advances in the art of printing.’


It is very fitting that a ship of this name, a destroyer, should have been involved against the evil practices of the Nazis who were supported by the Roman Catholic Church as an institution. See

Fairmile C type MGB 314)

a 70 ft Vosper, MTB 74

The latter was a type of scooter, and related to the Vespa which Mods used to ride around on in the 1960’s. Whether Mods working for the MoD or Ministry of Defence went to work on their Vespas I don’t know.

12 Fairmile B Motor Launches (ML)

Please note that it was a Fairmile, not a Fairkilometre, as we were not in the EU at that time (ok it didn’t exist then, but you get the point) and we are not in it now either. How long the EU will exist is another matter.

These were essentially ‘a motor lunch’, lunches plural, as when you are going to Ramsgate even if it is in France you will need a bite to eat.

The S-class submarine HMS Sturgeon

Whilst this may sound rather fishy, apparently the S-class were rather small. They were probably made in Scotland where a sub-species of sturgeon live. I am told one is running that country at the moment.

As she is female and small, and the S-class were small and ships are female to the Royal Navy, this all makes sense.

I thought I would quote in full the poem from the link above.

Twelve little S-boats “go to it” like Bevin,

Starfish goes a bit too far — then there were eleven.

Eleven watchful S-boats doing fine and then

Seahorse fails to answer — so there are ten.

Ten stocky S-boats in a ragged line,

Sterlet drops and stops out — leaving us nine.

Nine plucky S-boats, all pursuing Fate,

Shark is overtaken — now we are eight.

Eight sturdy S-boats, men from Hants and Devon,

Salmon now is overdue — and so the number’s seven.

Seven gallant S-boats, trying all their tricks,

Spearfish tries a newer one — down we come to six.

Six tireless S-boats fighting to survive,

No reply from Swordfish — so we tally five.

Five scrubby S-boats, patrolling close inshore,

Snapper takes a short cut — now we are four.

Four fearless S-boats, too far out to sea,

Sunfish bombed and scrap-heaped — we are only three.

Three threadbare S-boats patrolling o’er the blue,

Two ice-bound S-boats…

One lonely S-boat…

4          German forces

The Germans had around 5,000 troops in the immediate area of St Nazaire. The port was defended by the 280th Naval Artillery Battalion under the command of Kapitän zur See Edo Dieckmann. The battalion was composed of 28 guns of various calibres from 75 mm to 280 mm railway guns, all positioned to guard the coastal approaches. The heavy guns were supplemented by the guns and searchlights of the 22nd Naval Flak Brigade under the command of Kapitän zur See Karl-Konrad Mecke.

Kapitän zur See Edo Dieckmann – he was  a dickman, a deck man  or a complete dick, it is not clear.

Kapitän zur See Karl-Konrad Mecke – It has been said the Mecke (sic) will inherit the earth. What happened to him we don’t know.

There were Guns on top of the submarine pens although this stopped the submarines writing with them.

Harbour Commander Korvettenkapitän Kellerman. He was Corvid eating Captain killer man the inspiration for Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, ‘Mama, I kill a man.’ Or something like that.

The 333rd Infantry Division was the German Army unit responsible for the defence of the coast. This was half of 666 so only half of the Number of the Beast. Where the other half was is uncertain.

The Kriegsmarine (German navy) had at least three surface ships in the Loire estuary: a destroyer, an armed trawler and a Sperrbrecher (‘minesweeper’), the last being the guard ship for the port. On the night of the raid there were also four harbour defence boats and ten ships from the 16th and 42nd

42 the ultimate answer to the ultimate question, ‘What was one of the two minesweeper flotillas based at St Nazaire at the time of the St Nazaire Raid?’

Minesweeper flotillas berthed in the basin, while two tankers were berthed inside the Normandie dock. The 6th and 7th U-boat flotillas, commanded by Kapitänleutnant Georg-Wilhelm Schulz and Korvettenkapitän Herbert Sohler respectively, were permanently based in the port. It is not known how many submarines were present on the day of the raid. The submarine base had been inspected by the U-boat Commander in Chief, Vizeadmiral Karl Dönitz, the day before the raid. He asked what would they do if the base was subjected to an attack by British Commandos. Sohler replied that “an attack on the base would be hazardous and highly improbable.”

Got that wrong then.

5          The raid

5.1      Outward journey

The three destroyers and 16 small boats

So a total of 19, hence Covid 19 today of course.

left Falmouth, Cornwall, at 14:00 on 26 March 1942. They formed into a convoy of three lanes, with the destroyers in the middle. On arrival at St Nazaire the portside MLs were to head for the Old Mole

I was called ‘Mole’ at school sometimes but I wasn’t that old then.

to disembark their commandos, while the starboard lane would make for the old entrance to the basin to disembark theirs. Not having the range to reach St Nazaire unaided, the MTB and MGB were taken under tow by Campbeltown and Atherstone.

The convoy next encountered two French fishing trawlers. Both crews were taken off and the ships sunk for fear they might report the composition and location of the convoy. At 17:00 the convoy received a signal from Commander-in-Chief Plymouth that five German torpedo boats

NB These were in a column or file. A tor-pedo boat was a type of pedo so there were a group of pedofiles (sic). Or sick paedophiles, one or the other.

were in the area. Two hours later another signal informed them that another two Hunt-class destroyers, HMS Cleveland and HMS Brocklesby, had been dispatched at full speed to join the convoy.

It should be noted that a ‘brock’ is a badger so presumably the ship was badgered to join the convoy.

The convoy reached a position 65 nautical miles (120 km; 75 mi) off St Nazaire at 21:00 and changed course toward the estuary, leaving Atherstone and Tynedale as a sea patrol. The convoy adopted a new formation with the MGB and two torpedo MLs in the lead, followed by Campbeltown. The rest of the MLs formed two columns on either side and astern of the destroyer, with the MTB bringing up the rear. The first casualty of the raid was ML 341, which had developed engine trouble and was abandoned. At 22:00 the submarine Sturgeon directed her navigation beacon out to sea to guide the convoy in.

Which just goes to show Sturgeons do have their uses after all.

At about the same time Campbeltown raised the German naval ensign in an attempt to deceive any German lookouts into thinking she was a German destroyer.

At 23:30 on 27 March, five RAF squadrons (comprising 35 Whitleys and 27 Wellingtons) started their bombing runs.

Here we have an example of British ingenuity; take 27 wellingtons and drop them on the Germans. Give them the boot as it were.

However, it is not clear what the Whitleys were. It is believed they may have been actually 35 Whitty’s, relations of Chris ‘My only emotion is dead’ Whitty, England’s Chief Medical Officer.

Dropping them on the Gates would have been an excellent idea as that would have meant Chris might not have been born and saved us all a lot of trouble.

As Chris gets money from the Gates for research you will understand what I mean.

The bombers had to stay above 6,000 feet (1,800 m) and were supposed to remain over the port for 60 minutes to divert attention toward themselves and away from the sea. They had orders to only bomb clearly identified military targets and to drop only one bomb at a time. As it turned out, poor weather with full cloud cover over the port meant that only four aircraft bombed targets in St Nazaire. Six aircraft managed to bomb other nearby targets.

At around 02:00, the convoy was sighted by the German submarine U-593, which dived and later reported the British ships as moving westward, further complicating the German understanding of the raid.

The unusual behaviour of the bombers concerned Kapitän zur See Mecke. At 00:00 on 28 March, he issued a warning that there might be a parachute landing in progress. At 01:00 on 28 March, he followed up by ordering all guns to cease firing and searchlights to be extinguished in case the bombers were using them to locate the port. Everyone was placed on a heightened state of alert. The harbour defence companies and ships’ crews were ordered out of the air raid shelters. During all this a lookout reported seeing some activity out at sea, so Mecke began suspecting some type of landing and ordered extra attention to be paid to the approaches to the harbour.

All of which shows how confusing things are when you think a raid is highly improbable as Mecke did. In war as in peace you do have to be meek or humble, and Mecke wasn’t meeker or humbler enough.

5.2      Ramming the dry dock

At 00:30 hours on 28 March the convoy crossed over the shoals at the mouth of the Loire estuary, with Campbeltown scraping the bottom twice.

Shoals is a type of foot powder, so having it on your bottom is not a good idea and scraping it off very sensible. Doing it twice of course just to make sure you have got it all off.

Each time she pulled free, and the group proceeded toward the harbour in darkness. They had come within about eight minutes’ passage from the dock gates when, at 01:22, the entire convoy was illuminated by searchlights on both banks of the estuary. A naval signal light demanded their identification.

MGB 314 replied in a coded response obtained from a German trawler boarded during the Vågsøy raid in 1941. A few bursts were fired from a shore battery and both Campbeltown and MGB 314 replied: “Ship being fired upon by friendly forces”. The deception gave them a little more time before every German gun in the bay opened fire. At 01:28, with the convoy 1 mile (1.6 km) from the dock gates, Beattie ordered the German flag lowered and the White Ensign raised. The intensity of the German fire seemed to increase. The guard ship opened fire and was quickly silenced when the ships in the convoy responded, shooting into her as they passed.

By now all the ships in the convoy were within range to engage targets ashore and were firing at the gun emplacements and searchlights. Campbeltown was hit several times and increased her speed to 19 kn (35 km/h). The helmsman on her bridge was killed, and his replacement was wounded and replaced as well. Blinded by the searchlights, Beattie knew they were close to their objective. Still under heavy fire, the MGB turned into the estuary as Campbeltown cleared the end of the Old Mole, cut through anti-torpedo netting strung across the entrance and rammed the dock gates, striking home at 01:34, three minutes later than scheduled.

Three minutes later, Three minutes later! What was the Royal Navy coming to, very poor show, no attention to time keeping.

The force of the impact drove the ship 33 feet (10 m) onto the gates.

Let’s stick with feet shall we, after all the UK has left the EU.

Still, a good old fashioned ramming tactic worked well. As the Lord God was with the raid against the Nazis in St Nazaire, the Campbeltown was ‘Ramming in the name of the Lord’ as Bob Marley might have sung.

5.3      Disembarkation from Campbeltown and the MLs

The commandos on Campbeltown now disembarked. These comprised two assault teams,

Note the use of assault. This is an anagram of ‘us a salt’, which is why Jesus says let your speech be seasoned with salt as this is perfect for ‘a salting’ the enemy.

five demolition teams with their protectors and a mortar group.

It is not quite clear why they needed a mortar group as mortar is a type of bonding material to join bricks or stone together, and they were trying to destroy the Gates, not repair them. I dare say there is mor-tar this than meets the eye.

Of course a tar is a sailor as in jack tar, so perhaps this explains things

Three demolition teams were tasked with destroying the dock pumping machinery and other installations associated with the dry dock. The Captain Donald William Roy

It is alleged he wrote ‘Will Roy was here’ on a wall during the raid, but this seems unlikely.

In should be noted that Donald means in essence ‘old lord’. Attacking the duck defences meant he was a type of Donald Duck.

– ‘The Laird’ – and his 14-man kilted assault troop were tasked with knocking out two pump-house roof-top gun emplacements high above the quayside and securing a bridge to provide a route for the raiding parties to exit the dock area. Roy and Sgt Don Randall used scaling ladders

Scaling ladders to help descale the duck. Although as a duck has feathers this seems rather odd.

and grenades to accomplish the former, and a head-on rush

As opposed to a rush on a head which would be rather rash. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

If you have a rash on your head this may be a symptom of Covid 19/the ‘flu.

to secure the bridge and form a bridgehead that enabled Captain Bob Montgomery and Lt Corran Purdon and their demolition teams to exit the area.

They lost four men in this action. The fifth team also succeeded in completing all their objectives, but almost half their men were killed. The other two commando groups were not as successful. The MLs transporting Groups One and Two had almost all been destroyed on their approach. ML 457 was the only boat to land its commandos on the Old Mole and only ML 177 had managed to reach the gates at the old entrance to the basin. That team succeeded in planting charges on two tugboats moored in the basin.

It must be noted in damaging the basin the Nasties would have nowhere to wash their Hans, let alone their Kurts or Adolfs etc, thus increasing the likelihood of them catching covid19/the ‘flu after the raid (this is of course not true as you can’t catch the ‘flu/Covid19 as I explain elsewhere).

But the Nasties were not that bright and would be very concerned. Rather like today of course.

There were only two other MLs in the vicinity: ML 160 had continued past the dock and was engaging targets upriver, ML 269 appeared to be out of control and was running in circles.

Running good exercise and helps keep Covid19/the ‘flu at bay.

5.4      Small ships

Most of the MLs had been destroyed on the run in and were burning. The first ML in the starboard column was the first boat to catch fire. Her captain managed to beach her at the end of the Old Mole. Some starboard boats managed to reach their objective and disembark their commandos. ML 443, the leading boat in the port column, got to within 10 feet (3 m) of the mole

Just outside the current guidance for how far you should keep away from moles who may be the latest victims of Covid 19/the ‘flu.

in the face of heavy direct fire and hand grenades before being set on fire. The crew were rescued by ML 160, one of the torpedo MLs which had been looking for targets of opportunity such as the two large tankers reported to be in the harbour. The commanders of ML 160 and ML 443, Lieutenants T Boyd and T D L Platt, were awarded the Distinguished Service Order for their bravery.

But not the Extinguished Service Order as the fire had not been put out.

The rest of the port column had been destroyed or disabled before reaching the mole. ML 192 and ML 262 were set on fire, and all but six of their men were killed. ML 268 was blown up, with one survivor.

The loss of the motor lunches was disheartening to the troops as they would have little to eat. However, as so many died sadly, this did not matter.

Thomas O’Leary, the wireless operator for ML 446, said:

“One commando was remarking how pretty the tracer fire, red and green, was. A moment later one blew the back of his head out.

Having your mind blown by narcotic drugs will do the same thing. At the moment it seems much of the world is still admiring the pretty pictures on the MSM and getting their minds blown out as it is clear they are not thinking straight, let alone thinking.

I was down below with my tin hat because by now the bullets were going through (the boat) and out the other side. If I wanted to get about I had to crawl on my hands and knees and I was lucky nothing came through at my level. We couldn’t get in (to the objective) and all of a sudden the wounded started coming down. By then all our guns had jammed and most of the other ships were on fire.”

Why the guns had jam beats me. Tastes lovely, but not in a gun.

ML 177, the launch that had successfully taken off some of the crew from Campbeltown, was sunk on her way out of the estuary. ML 269, another torpedo-armed boat, moved up and down the river at high speed to draw German fire away from the landings. Soon after passing Campbeltown it was hit and its steering damaged. It took ten minutes to repair the steering. The boat turned and started in the other direction, opening fire on an armed trawler in passing. Return fire from the trawler set the boat’s engine on fire.

Ship at sea moving from left to right, with the identifying letters JR on the bow

This was a guest appearance by JR Ewing of Dallas fame.

5.5      Return journey

At 06:30 the five German torpedo boats that the convoy had evaded the previous day were sighted by HMS Atherstone and Tynedale. The destroyers turned toward them and opened fire at a range of 7 nmi (8.1 mi; 13 km). After ten minutes the German boats turned away, making smoke. The destroyers sighted the MGB and two accompanying MLs soon after and transferred their casualties to Atherstone. Not expecting any more boats to arrive, they headed for home. Just after 09:00 the Hunt-class escort destroyers Brocklesby and Cleveland arrived, sent by Commander-in-Chief Plymouth. Shortly after this the ships were spotted by a Heinkel 115 floatplane of the Luftwaffe.

He ink el is a type of angel with ink for the submarine pens mentioned earlier. It also refers to ‘he inkle’, a phoenetic spelling of ‘He uncle’.

The next German aircraft on the scene, a Junkers 88, was engaged by a RAF Bristol Beaufighter

This was a lady beau-fighter, that is, a beautiful fighter from Bristol. Bristol’s are beautiful of course. Why she wanted to get engaged to a German uncle is not clear

which had appeared in the area earlier. Both machines crashed into the sea.

Which is what happens if you get engaged sometimes.

Other German planes arrived but were driven off by Beaufighters and Hudsons

Possible relations of Hudson Taylor of the China Inland Mission fame.

from Coastal Command. The Atlantic weather conditions deteriorated. Amid concerns about the growing German threat and the realisation that the damaged small ships would not be able to keep up, Commander Sayer ordered the crews off the smaller boats and had them sunk.

If Commander Sayer says something, then of course you must do it. I believe it was the boats that were to be sunk, not the crews. Thought I’d make that clear, just in case you thought otherwise.

ML 160, ML 307 and ML 443 reached the rendezvous and waited until 10:00 for the destroyers to appear. Having already been attacked once, they moved further out into the Atlantic to try to avoid the Luftwaffe but a Junkers 88

There are rumours that this was a clawed Junker, a relation of one Jean- Clawed Juncker who served as the 21st Prime Minister of Luxembourg from 1995 to 2013 and 12th President of the European Commission from 2014 to 2019.

appeared overhead at 07:30 and approached them at low level for a closer look. The ships opened fire, hit the Junkers in the cockpit and the aircraft crashed into the sea.

The best place for Junkers of any kind.

The next aircraft to appear was a Blohm & Voss seaplane which attempted to bomb the ships but left after being damaged by machine-gun fire. The MLs eventually reached England unaided the following day.

5.6      Campbeltown explodes

The explosive charges in HMS Campbeltown detonated at noon on 28 March 1942, and the dry dock was destroyed. Reports vary on the fate of the two tankers that were in the dock; they were either swept away by the wall of water and sunk, or swept to the far end of the dock, but not sunk. A party of 40 senior German officers and civilians who were on a tour of Campbeltown were killed. In total, the explosion killed about 360 men. The wreck of Campbeltown could still be seen inside the dry dock months later when RAF photo reconnaissance planes were sent to photograph the port,

The ‘death’ of the Campbeltown reminds me of Samson of old Testament fame, bringing the house down as it were on the Philistines, only with rather less deaths. Nowadays there are other ‘stines’, such as Ep-stines (sic) and Wein-stines (sic).Very sick they are too.

According to Captain Robert Montgomery (Royal Engineers, attached to No. 2 Commando), Campbeltown was meant to have detonated at 04:30, the delay caused, he believes, by some of the acid in the pencil detonators being distilled away. As the morning progressed, more and more captured comrades joined him in the German HQ.

So the problem was not so much lead in the pencil but acid. Sounds like somebody was trying to make some sort of liquor out of the acid. Doesn’t seem a good idea to me.

Still, perhaps the Most High was trying the acid and caused the delay. All things work together for God (sic) you know. And for His children of course.

Just before the Campbeltown exploded, Sam Beattie was being interrogated by a German naval officer who was saying that it wouldn’t take very long to repair the damage the Campbeltown has caused. Just at that moment, she went up. Beattie smiled at the officer and said, ‘We’re not quite as foolish as you think!’

So yah, boo, sucks Nasties!

The day after the explosion, Organisation Todt workers were assigned to clean up the debris and wreckage. On 30 March at 16:30 the torpedoes from MTB 74, which were on a delayed fuse setting, exploded at the old entrance into the basin. This raised alarms among the Germans. The Organisation Todt workers ran away from the dock area. German guards, mistaking their khaki uniforms for British uniforms, opened fire, killing some of them. The Germans also thought that some commandos were still hiding in the town, and made a street by street search, during which some townspeople were also killed.

Which just goes to show that the Nasties were not that bright. The poor Todt workers and townspeople were out on their tod as we can say in the UK.

And were shot for the privilege.

Sounds like the governments round the world shooting people indiscriminately with poisonous vaccines, and then saying in effect ‘Oops, sorry about that, didn’t meant to. Still plenty more people were they came from, so not to worry’.

Well, that’s the Nasties for your, up to their old tricks again. They never did care for the children of God.

6          Aftermath

The explosion put the dry dock out of commission for the remainder of the war. The St Nazaire raid had been a success, but at a cost – of the 612 men of the Royal Navy and commandos who took part in the raid, only 228 men returned to England. Five commandos escaped via neutral Spain and Gibraltar with the help of French citizens and took a ship to England; 169 men were killed (105 RN and 64 commandos) and another 215 became prisoners of war (106 RN and 109 commandos). They were first taken to La Baule and then sent to Stalag 133 at Rennes. The fallen British raiders were buried at the La Baule-Escoublac cemetery, 13 km (8.1 mi) west of St Nazaire, with military honours.

89 decorations were awarded for the raid including

5 Victoria Crosses (VC’s)

4 Distinguished Service Orders (DSO’S)

4 Conspicuous Gallantry Medals (CGM’s)

5 Distinguished Conduct Medals (DCM’s)

17 Distinguished Service Crosses

11 Military Crosses (MC’s)

24 Distinguished Service Medals (DSM’S)

15 Military Medals (MM’s)

4 Croix de guerre by France

51 were also mentioned in dispatches

The battleship Tirpitz never entered the Atlantic. She remained in Norwegian fjords to threaten Allied shipping until she was destroyed by the RAF in Operation Catechism on 12 November 1944.

The raid seriously pissed off Adolf Hitler who then authorised the construction of 15,000 bunkers along the coast from Norway to the border with Spain. A lot of time and effort was spent on this, much of it ultimately wasted.

Like governments today spending taxpayers’ money, our money, on pointless so-called defences like masks, sanitiser, plastic visors, ad-visors on SAGE, ads on the BBC and other MSM, etc etc.

And don’t forget the vaccines of course.

Say what you like about Hitler, at least a bunker was of some use if the enemy came from the sea.

7          Legacy

A memorial to the raid erected in Falmouth bears the following inscription:





28th MARCH 1942  168 WERE KILLED


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There are currently plans for a new Type 31 HMS Campbeltown as part of the new “Inspiration class” of frigates for the Royal Navy.

As frig means something, I can’t remember what at the moment, and Gates are still around in the USA, hopefully Campbeltown will be able to ‘frig’ the Gates again.

Or maybe someone else will. Any takers?

P.S. If you are interested in more battles see World menu and scroll down for NAFF CAFF

If you want to know more about Covid 19 see COVID 19 SUMMARY!!!

Presidents’ Day or Washington’s Birthday

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

22nd February, 2022

I see on someone’s site who has recently decided to follow mine that it was Presidents’ Day or Washington’s Birthday in the U.S.A yesterday. I did not know this, but then I am from the UK.

Okay, so what is it for anyone who isn’t already aware? Well, it isn’t a celebration of Joe Biden’s presidency. Joe, if you were not aware, lives in Delaware when he is not in the White House.

He may live in other places too. I am not sure due to his dementia it matters much to him nowadays. He just lets his handlers get on with the difficult stuff like thinking and changing his nappies.

While he reads out the teleprompts as best he can for rewards like milk and cookies.

Anyway, this link explains the basics.

The states vary I see as to what title they give the day. California calls it “The third Monday in February”……???

Not very imaginative is California. It is democrat of course so this may explain it. It used to be republican for some time. Then the His-panics came in strength and everybody panicked, and democrats won. Immigrants seem to vote democrat a lot for some reason.

Delaware does not observe a Washington’s Birthday/Presidents’ Day holiday. But then Joe Biden is democrat and lives there. I believe I may have mentioned that somewhere.

Anyway that would explain it. Joe Biden not doing very well at the moment so they wouldn’t want to say to everyone ‘Well folks it’s a grrrrreat day today. We’re all celebratin’ Joe’s wonderful achievements, aren’t we?’

It could be a trifle embarrassing when there is a splatter of applause and mutterings like ‘Uh, yeah, like suppose so, mebbe, I kinna not shure y’know’.

I’m imaging they speak like that there but I dare say they don’t.

There is the argument about the punctuation.

I guess that they ain’t gotten much else to do down in Delaware.

This link came up in my research.

That’s nice. Delawareans must be breathing a sigh of relief. I believe the smell of Joe’s nappies is rather off putting. Recycling is not an option and burning creates toxic fumes and adds to global warming. Allegedly.

Global warming, not the toxic fumes by the way. I like to be clear.

These look interesting.

1. “Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.” ― Joe Biden

2. “Without passion you don’t have energy, without energy you have nothing.” ― Donald Trump

3. “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.” ― Barack Obama

4. “A leadership is someone who brings people together.” ― George W. Bush

5.  “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” — John Quincy Adams

6. “I hold, that in contemplation of universal law, and of the Constitution, the Union of these States is perpetual. Perpetuity is implied, if not expressed, in the fundamental law of all national governments.” — Abraham Lincoln

7. “Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God.” ― Ronald Reagan

I thought I would assess Joe Biden against these.

  1. This should have read ‘Failure in my life is inevitable, giving up is…..I can’t read that word Kamala.’
  • Passion……sorry, laughing fit to burst. Energy??……too much, just too much, dear dear. Where’s my hanky?

‘Have nothing’, yup I’ll go with that.

  • ‘Change will not come if we wait for some other person…’ True. Nappies will not change if he waits and nobody comes.
  • Oi, George its leader you cretin, not leadership. Gordon Bennet, no wonder the States are in a mess!

As regards Joe and leadership, well, Kamala does that I think when she’s not laughing. Which is most of the time. I see the U.S.A. in a civil war right now, so leadership is AWOL for any Vets out there.

  • “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”

And if your actions inspire others to fall asleep, get dumber, do less and become comatose, you are what…? I can wait……did I hear someone say Joe Biden? Go to the top of class, gold star for you.

  • To be honest, I think Abe’s comment rather long winded and boring.

And if Joe Biden’s government is in perpetuity, sheesh! Hope y’all plenty of toilet roll.

  • “Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God.” If Ronald said this, wow! How about if Donald had said this too. Might have helped his campaign. 

Mind you, MSM would have still distorted his words and said he was racist, misogynistic, anti-Semitic, homophobic, white supremacist, global warmist etc. etc.

Joe would have said ‘mumble, mumble, c’mon man, mumble mumble leave the rest to Kamala’. Something like that.

I thought I would take a look at selected anagrams of Presidents’ Day.

It contains 13 letters (my number) and 9 individual letters excluding repeats so quite significant statistically.


Antipyreses –

antipyretic noun

an·​ti·​py·​ret·​ic | \ -pī-ˈret-ik  \

Medical Definition of antipyretic (Entry 1 of 2)

: an antipyretic agent

— called also febrifuge

antipyretic adjective

Medical Definition of antipyretic (Entry 2 of 2)

: preventing, removing, or allaying fever

This is utterly amazing. This is February and febrifuge relates to February and the month of fever as I have said in my post ‘Calendar’.

Depressant – depressing in February if you have the ‘flu or Covid 19 as it is now known. And if Joe Biden is president.

Dispensary – for the big pharma drugs you don’t want if you can help it.

Adeptness – some presidents had it. Joe Biden is not on that list.

Darnedest – ‘Joe Biden is the darnedest……’ Add your own words.

Despaired – need I explain?

Detrained – the economy has come off the rails.

Dissented – there are a number of complaints about Joe I gather.

Dynasties – the States does not need more like Joe Biden, thank you.

Episterna – part of the bottom on a body I understand. Joe Biden is an ass. Kicking an ass can relieve tension.

Eyestrain – I would not look at Joe or his team if I were you. Especially Rachel Devine. Or is it Levine? I think it’s Obscine (sic).

Irateness – I would be rather annoyed with Joe and his team at the moment.

Pederasts – to do with boys and older men….oh dear.

Make of those what you will. Which leads on to…

Streisand – I found this on Barbara Streisand. Did she really say this??

I think she needs to think straight, does Barbara. But does anyone really know what Michael Jackson did anyway?? Why did the parents let their children sleep over? Some people are mad.

There are those who like to make up lies for money and the celebrities with eccentric behaviours are easy targets. People want their moment of glory in the limelight. Very sad.

Diapered – Joe Biden may be the first president with this dubious dis-stink-tion (sic).

Direness – state of Biden’s government

Disaster – state of Biden’s government

Diseased – state of Biden’s government

Pretends – to be doing well.

Randiest – Joe is the randiest is he?? Not any more he ain’t.

Rapidest – slow Joe is not fast

Resident – as in Resident evil? Something nasty lurking in the White House?

Apart from one of Joe Biden’s used nappies of course.

Serenity – A poem by Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971)

God grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change;

courage to change the things I can;

and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;

enjoying one moment at a time;

accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;

taking, as He did, this sinful world

as it is, not as I would have it;

trusting that He will make all things right

if I surrender to His Will;

that I may be reasonably happy in this life

and supremely happy with Him

forever in the next.



Serenity is required as one works to dealing with the Resident Evil in the White House at the moment. Otherwise one would go mad.

I believe that Joe Biden’s carers use this prayer too. As in

God grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change;

The fact that Joe is senile

courage to change the things I can;

His nappies as required

and wisdom to know the difference.

As well as danger money for putting up with the smell.

Serpents – in the White House at the moment

Spenders – spending USA taxpayers money like there’ no tomorrow on things of no benefit whatsoever like vaccines, masks, visors, advisors, many politicians, uncivil servants etc. etc.

Deadest – Joe Biden’s presidency deadest yet

Densest – Joe Biden’s presidency densest yet

Epstein – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full anagrams

Add Epstein yrs – I suggest go look at the following:

Pride des nasty – Pride of the nasty (des is ‘of the’ in French). Makes me think of pride of the Nazis. Bunch of nutters, they were very queer. We have LGBTQi+ various other letters of the alphabet plus numbers as well now I believe.

Which stands for sandwich ingredients; Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, quinoa, Italian (sausage) +. Plus could be mayonnaise. Several sandwiches short of a picnic if you ask me. Bunch of nutters as I said.

Arse Disney dpt – Disney at it now too I gather.

I see Pink News is being silly. They are vilifying Caroline Farrow unreasonably for, in general, pointing out the blindingly obvious. Not that I think she is right on all points necessarily, but I see she is concerned about her GP.

She said

“I no longer feel safe at the GP. The rainbow is a hostile political symbol with connotations of deep misogyny.”


The heavenly Father says the rainbow was His creation and He has the final say. It is a promise not to flood the whole world again. He says neither the LGBTQi+ fascists nor the NHS medical sick Maskists (sic) asked His permission if they could use it in the way they have.

And in case you wondered He says No, they can’t. He is going come and beat their collective bottoms for combined stupidity.

However, I would not go near a GP nowadays as they, in my local surgery, know bugger all about the toxic effects of sodium nitrite and nitro-samines which I had the misfortune to ingest via bacon, legally allowed in the UK.

Despite this being known for toxic effects for over 100 years in sodium nitrite’s case! And they think vaccines work to our benefit! I reckon I know more about the workings of the human body than they do now.

I shall write more separately otherwise I shall veer off completely from Presidents’ Day.

Bob Chapek is currently CEO of Disney

I see he has Jewish ancestry.

Indeed, it looks like much of the management team is Jewish, more specifically, Ashkenazi Jews.

They do seem to get around a lot, the Jews.  A quarter of Biden’s cabinet are Jews. There are grossly over-represented. In a society where equality is seen as a must, why the disparity in numbers? Seem very odd.

But as George Orwell put it ‘All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others’ and as I put it, they make sure people know it and obey.

And then there are Jews who are righteous and are attacked by the humanists for example.

And then there are the Jews who say there are Jews but are not, and are of the synagogue of Satan.


Well, I have gone round the houses a bit. I haven’t even covered what the president’s main roles are. So here’s a link for further research. You can check Joe Biden’s performance against the 7 responsibilities.

I have my opinions. Any thoughts gratefully received.

Or go the whole hog like the pigs in 1984 and do your own post.

P.S. Calendar link.

Covid 19 Summary link

Lost Property link for Joe Biden

World Cancer Day

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

4th February, 2022

It does also affect many in some areas below the Tropic of Capricorn too I gather. But I am not aware that these people have capricorn. Corn on the cob perhaps, corns on their feet maybe, whether or not they have been to the island of Capri or not. Here is a map from the W.H.O.

Cancer is also the sign of the crab in the stars. And Capricorn is the goat.

Baldycorn is the jokes Baldmichael makes of course.

I am not going to delve too deep into the meaning of these words at the moment as this is a post for today and I will need more time.

However, I would like to point out that I was diagnosed with a cancer (stage 1) in late 2019, supposedly the cause of my facial palsy. I started immune-therapy which I did not complete as I realised it was not doing me any good. Indeed, in reality I now suspect it did more harm than good. They don’t tell you what is in it you see, and all I was given by the NHS was a booklet telling me, among other things, the possible side effects which seemed to include everything under the sun.

With just one little paragraph telling me that in essence it switched off my immune system allegedly attacking my nerve cells, and then switched it on again to work correctly.

I trusted the doctors and have paid the price for not double checking. But then we pay shedloads of money into the NHS to supposedly have them help us, not harm us. Why should I question them deeply, aren’t they trustworthy?

Sadly, no. After all, if the current vaccination assault has woken you up to the fact that something is not quite right with the medical industry, sorry, medical care services (cough, splutter, choke…sorry, something stuck in my throat there), then you might be a weensy bit suspicious that all is not well elsewhere.

You would be right of course.

Anyway, I thought we should have a quick look at a couple of websites and I will comment as appropriate with my experience and knowledge to date. It won’t necessarily be well supported with references, but hopefully will get you questioning and researching yourselves if nothing else.


World Cancer Day targets myths, spreads message

By Liz Szabo, @LizSzabo, USA TODAY

Some cancers are more common in poor countries partly because access to health care and preventive services is lacking. For example, 85% of cervical cancer deaths are in developing countries, according to the cancer union.

These are caused by the toxins in the world. And by vaccines as usual. This does not relate directly but should be noted.

Cancer rates are increasing in developing nations for many reasons. As poor countries industrialize, people are exposed to more hazardous chemicals

True. The introduction of hazardous chemicals is deliberate as the big chemical companies, big pharma and big farmer etc. put profit over people health and lives.

Cigarette companies also market their products heavily overseas. As more people take up smoking, lung cancer rates are rising

I don’t smoke and never have, apart from passive smoking of course which is difficult to avoid – I include ‘smoking’ diesel fumes which we STILL haven’t dealt with, but then some Germans invented that so I am not surprised.

However, I now believe the real issue with cigarettes etc is the use of chemicals in processing tobacco (unnecessary and harmful), and anyway, difficult to separate fact from fiction when media controlled by those with most to gain financially.

Needs more research. I can’t do everything at once!!

“It’s a perfect storm: more urbanization, with more fast food and more inactivity,”

True, but urbanisation not so much an issue as the way towns are developed and pollution within them. Fast food ok if it is done in a wok for example with freshly prepared ingredients – I know as I cook this way myself (there’s a clever Baldy!).

Yet developing nations often are ill-equipped to care for cancer patients, Brawley says. Many dying patients lack even the basics, such as adequate pain relief, he adds. According to the Union for International Cancer Control, 99% of patients with “untreated and painful deaths” live in developing nations.

“Pain relief is cheap to do, and should logistically be easy to do, but it’s not being done,” Brawley says. “It’s an issue of human suffering.”

It is an issue of human suffering because we should not be poisoning the planet and each other in the process. Pain relief is relatively cheap if you use poison vaccines, for example, to finish the job of poisoning people by environmental means first, he said sarcastically.

Big pharma will happily sell you poison either directly or via your BFG. Not Big Friendly Giant as in Roald Dahl, but Big Friendly (sic) Government who will spend your taxes, whether you like it not, on your behalf.

I will not explain how they do this, I am sure you can work it out.

And 90% of the global consumption of opioid analgesics, such as morphine, is in just five regions: Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the USA and Western Europe.

In fact generally speaking those of the Allies who fought against the Axis powers in WW2. But then I have mentioned this in so many words in my Covid 19 summary.

World Cancer Day 2010


Extracted text in italics.

“Of the 12 million people who are diagnosed with cancer each year around 20% of cases can be attributed to viral and bacterial infections that either directly cause or increase the risk of cancer,” said Professor David Hill, UICC President. “For this reason the UICC, with over 300 member organizations in more than 100 countries will focus this year’s World Cancer Day campaign on increasing awareness of the contribution of infections to the global cancer burden.”

Baldmichael is focusing on how ‘…increasing awareness of the contribution of injections to the global cancer burden.’ Note one little letter change makes all the difference.

Cancers caused by viral or bacterial infections can be prevented through strategies such as vaccination and by adopting lifestyle changes, safe behaviours and other control measures, all of which could be implemented worldwide.

This should read

‘Cancers caused by viral or bacterial infections can be prevented through strategies such as vaccination and by adopting lifestyle changes, safe behaviours and other control measures, all of which could be implemented worldwide.’

Note redaction. N.B. Test for vitamin D deficiency in vulnerable groups who don’t get into sun much to get vitamin D if they do right things. Cancer societies don’t like free very much as they like to keep their jobs, and anyway big pharma have told them what to say.

Dramatic developments have recently taken place with a second vaccine now available that is effective at preventing cancer: the HPV vaccine which protects against the human papillomavirus that can lead to cervical cancer, the third highest cause of death by cancer in women. The very first vaccine protects against the hepatitis B virus which can lead to liver cancer – the third highest cause of death by cancer in men.

This meant to say

‘Dramatic developments have recently taken place with a second vaccine now available that is effective at causing cancer: the HPV vaccine which protects against the human papillomavirus that can lead to cervical cancer, the third highest cause of death by cancer in women. The very first vaccine protects against the hepatitis B virus which can lead to liver cancer – the third highest cause of death by cancer in men.’

I hope that makes sense.

Despite the existence of these preventative measures, there is a clear disparity between low- and high-income countries in incidence rates of cancer related to infections (26% vs 8%), access to prevention programmes and also treatment and care. For example, 80% of global cervical cancer deaths are in developing countries, and even where affordable technology is available, enormous challenges remain due to limitations in disease awareness and public health infrastructures, illustrated by the significant differences in the coverage of hepatitis B vaccination programmes worldwide.

Again this meant to say

Because of the existence of these causative measures, there is a clear disparity between low- and high-income countries in incidence rates of cancer related to injections (26% vs 8%), access to prevention programmes and also treatment and care. For example, 80% of global cervical cancer deaths are in developing countries, and even where affordable technology is available, enormous challenges remain due to limitations in disease awareness and public health infrastructures, illustrated by the significant differences in the coverage of hepatitis B vaccination propaganda programmes worldwide.’

Big pharma have issued a statement saying “We are really, really sorry for the confusion and promise not to do it again, until the next time it happens and a few more million people are harmed or dead. Okay maybe a few billion, but what are a few more deaths, eh?”

“The possibilities offered by prevention calls for increased awareness of how some infections can lead to cancer,” said Cary Adams, CEO of UICC. “Policy-makers around the world have the opportunity and obligation to use these vaccines to save people’s lives and educate their communities towards lifestyle choices and control measures that reduce their risk of cancer.”

Yet again

“The possibilities offered by prevention calls for increased awareness of how many injections can lead to cancer,” said Cary Adams, CEO of UICC. “Policy-makers around the world have the opportunity and obligation (as big pharma have paid them large amount of cash to do so) to use these vaccines to bugger up people’s lives, instead of educating their communities towards lifestyle choices and control measures that reduce their risk of cancer and providing clean unpolluted water.”

N.B. A large proportion of world STILL do not have access to clean drinking water, despite the fact that this relatively cheap to do, compared to finding a so-called miracle death vaccine, rendering the need for clean water as the dead don’t wash much I understand.

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation have plenty of money but seem keen on vaccines and not clean water. Who would have thought it, eh? Does the W.H.O.? I believe they may have mixed views.

Protecting against cancer-causing infections is one of the topics addressed under the umbrella of the ‘Cancer can be prevented too’ campaign. The campaign aims to raise awareness of the fact that the risk of developing cancer can potentially be reduced by up to 40% through simple lifestyle changes and other control measures such as vaccination, regular physical activity, eating healthily, limiting alcohol consumption, reducing sun exposure and avoiding tobacco. “Comprehensive and coordinated national initiatives that focus on key risk factors are required to realise the full preventive potential of cancer.” said Dr Ala Alwan, Assistant Director-General of WHO. The worldwide campaign is supported by a provocative digital campaign focusing on these six main lifestyle changes and control measures.

Once more

Protesting against cancer-causing injections is one of the topics addressed under the umbrella of the ‘Cancer can be prevented too’ campaign. The campaign aims to raise awareness of the fact that the risk of developing cancer can potentially be reduced by up to 40% through simple lifestyle changes and other control measures such as vaccination, regular physical activity, eating healthily, limiting alcohol consumption, improving sun exposure (subject to avoiding heatstroke) and avoiding toxic sunceams. “Comprehensive and coordinated national initiatives that focus on key risk factors are required to realise the full preventive potential of cancer.” said Dr Ala Alwan, Assistant Director-General of WHO. The worldwide campaign is supported by a provocative digital campaign focusing on these six main lifestyle changes and control measures.

I hope this all makes sense. What the six main lifestyle changes are, I can’t ascertain, but if anybody knows, please let me know.

Healthcare in Europe contact page

I note that most of the people are German, or German sounding names and have German email addresses. No surprises there then. Nazis came out of Germany, they still do, but their agents are everywhere nowadays.

Nazis good at medical experiments. They STILL haven’t worked out how to kill everybody off yet, despite trying for many decades. They won’t give up until we intervene and put a stop to this nonsense once and for all.

Of course the communists do their bit for the cause by undermining societies via education systems among other things. Both Nazis and communists arose from Germany.

And don’t forget that ‘vaccination’ is anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’ or ‘I con Vatican’. Both are true.

Until the next time ‘auf wiedersehen’.

P.S This would be a particularity useful follow up to view on the toxic effects of sodium nitrite in food and the cancer issue.

Sodium nitrite (E250) – the poison in your food and how to remedy it.

If you haven’t seen these you might like to view.

Sunshine, sunburn and sunstroke

Covid 19 Summary – links to vitamin D in here.

Covid 19 Memes

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

1st February, 2022

‘ear ease des memes ou me mes poor mymy (sic) readers.

J’espear ill ate amuzant.

Bonn ap-pet it!

Well there you are. I would like to thank the follower who sent these in.

Baldmichael has his own salute to the Catholic priests and Nazis.