In the News – The Daily Telegraph Tuesday, 11th October, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

1st November, 2022

3 weeks late, but as I struggle to keep up with things, who can blame me? Lots of people no doubt.

Anyway, my usual take of events in the news. Might be helpful to you. Keeps me busy in any event.

My selected headlines from The Daily Telegraph in which I ‘ape light-heartedly’.

Which is an anagram of The Daily Telegraph. Who would have thought it?

Nurse used insulin to kill babies, trial told

That’s different, makes a change from vaccines. I wonder what the headline would be if Telegraph journalists wake up to the fact that doctors and nurses administering or recommending vaccines are harming and killing people? How about

Doctors and nurses used vaccines to kill babies, the elderly and everyone in between.

I’m not sure that’s snappy enough. What about

Doctors and nurses playing Russian roulette with our bodies

Better I think. And this

Medical Nazis murder XXXXX, 100, 000 people in the world

The Guardian reminds us of a Telegraph article 80 years ago.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2015/jan/27/daily-telegraphs-holocaust-article-in-1942-that-went-unheralded

It says “The British public averted its gaze”. Today they are being distracted by the Ukraine etc., but where are the Daily Telegraph journalists ready to stand up against the evil genocide of today?

Russians turning on Putin over war, says GCHQ chief.

Allegedly. I dare say some are though. But I wouldn’t trust GCHQ to tell the truth. The whole things a charade as I have said before, a circus to distract the brain dead from the other evils in the world.

I really doubt that Russian forces are in a “desperate situation”. But it sounds good.

And one should remember that 80 years ago the Soviets were fighting like mad to retain control of Stalingrad so that Hitler could not claim to have defeated Stalin.

Or ‘Putin’ it another way, the Russians were ‘Stalin’ for time, until winter came and they could launch a counter attack.

I keep telling you we follow a timeline matching that of 80 years ago so the media have to make things look about right.

And we are under a week from the 5th November when the Germans reached the furthest point they would get to in the Caucasus 80 years ago.

From Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_World_War_II_(1942)#October

5: German III Panzer Corps and Romanian 2nd Mountain Division capture the town of Alagir, which is the furthest south the Axis would reach on the Eastern Front.

Footnote article for more information.

http://www.worldwar2.ro/operatii/?article=11

‘Putin’s plan has hit the brave reality of Ukrainian defence’

This is a continuation of the front page leader.

Anyway, yeah, right, tell me another.

‘Neo-Nazis put up brave defence against the nasty Russians.’ More accurate I think.

Or perhaps the Russians are not so nasty after all. As the Nazis came out of Germany and the Ukraine was rather Nazi in WW2 and was Nazi (sic) to its citizens back then including the Jews, one might be forgiven for thinking that perhaps not much has changed.

Here’s a website that indicates this, an alternative to the Zelenskyy good, Putin bad spin by western media which a majority seem to have soaked up without critical thinking or research.

And another

And another



Rayner’s partner blocked from running as Labour M.P.

This is Angela Rayner’s boyfriend who is called Sam Tarry. Whether he is tarry in that he is late to things or he is tarry as in covered in tar is debatable.

As he was brought up in the east London area one might have thought that he might have been suitable to remain as Labour’s candidate for Ilford South (he is currently M.P. for this area) in the next general election.

However, he has been deselected by members of the constituency Labour party for supporting a rail strike picket.

The Guardian ran an article saying

Tarry, who is in a relationship with Labour’s deputy leader, Angela Rayner, has alleged serious concerns about the conduct of the campaign against him to Labour HQ, claiming that he had discovered “ghost members” who had left the constituency or died.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/oct/10/sam-tarry-deselection-bid-ilford-south-constituency

Perhaps someone is taking a leaf out of the USA Democrats copy book.

Smugglers offer cut-price Channel crossings

‘Roll up, roll up, buy one get one free!’. Wonderful news. For only £3,000 you can cross the channel illegally. Children can go for £2,000.

I don’t think life belts are included. Added excitement and on-board entertainment is achieved buy having the boat leak so that everybody has to bail out the water. This also helps them keep warm and avoid hypothermia.

Entering the country illegally also means that all being well you won’t be pestered by GP letters saying ‘You haven’t got the vaccine, why not give it a go, it’s free? Or words to that effect.

I am not sure which is more risky or indeed cheaper, crossing the channel in this manner or having the shot. Possibly the former, but I haven’t seen the stats so this is pure guesswork.

Vodafone worker wins sex discrimination case

A homosexual young woman has won compensation form Vodafone after her male manager asked her ‘How do lesbians have sex?’

I don’t know why he didn’t Google it if he was really that interested. Would have saved a lot of bother.

Anyway, apparently the lady was ‘humiliated’ by remarks from her manager who apparently said she ‘looked like a normal lassie to me’.

I would have thought that was a complement to look normal. Plenty of people look weird. I have a facial palsy and a lockdown pony tail and I think I look weird.

Still, my wife seems to cope.

On the other hand, some people look normal on the surface but are weird underneath. Such as those taking the vaccines and wearing masks in odd situations. It takes all sorts I suppose.

Oliver: I’m a better chef if I think like a woman.

He is quoted as saying this is “Easier said than done”. Indeed. I don’t know how my wife thinks when it comes to cooking, but her mother didn’t like cooking. Nevertheless I understand achieved good results nevertheless.

My wife can struggle as a consequence. I have a more relaxed approach, an instinctive style if you like. My mother and grandmother were both good cooks so I guess I had a good start.

And my great grandmother wrote a children’s cook book.

Of course I may be in touch with my feminine side as they say. I have X and Y chromosomes (at least I must assume so as a man, albeit I have not been formally genetically tested) so have male and feminine traits. These are part of the male psyche.

When these are out of balance, men can go peculiar.

Man confessed to killing in 1980, court hears

He confessed recently, not in 1980 by the way. The murder was 42 years ago.

The murdered was A Bird. That is not a bird but a man called Anthony Bird. A bird is slang for a female, but this was definitely a man.

This man was 42 years old at the time of his death. Two sets of 42. Are we being teased again with this number, the ultimate answer to the ultimate question?

Protestor closes major road to port of Dover.

Police took nearly 8 hours to remove a protestor from the A2 Jubilee Way in both directions. He was complaining of torture by Kent Police according to the banner he held. ‘Withheld my legal rights’ was part of this banner. The man had tied himself to bridge railings.

What the police were doing in the time I don’t know. Writing out risk assessment reports perhaps. It is nice to know that Kent Police care about the individual and don’t rush into things.

Sometimes. But they didn’t bother to think about the Covid 19 measures or GUIDANCE.

https://www.kent.police.uk/tua/tell-us-about/c19/v9/tell-us-about-a-possible-breach-of-coronavirus–covid-19-measures/

Kent Police has obviously not woken up to the fact that vaccines are harming and killing people. Are they not going to protect people from the crimes that are being committed against them?

The Police are hypocrites and fools. They will be judged severely for their wilful ignorance.

Man arrested over triple stabbing in London

At first I hoped it was Man arrested over triple jabbing in London, but sadly not. One day there will be more than one man arrested. There will be quite a few women too. Vaccine jabs of course, three jabs already, a fourth in the pipeline and 7 probably in total if all goes to the medical Nazis plan.

Dotty decision

This is a photo of the artist (I use the term loosely) Damien Hirst of pickled half a cow fame. He is going to burn thousands of his artworks I gather. I trust he has done this. I would hope he would burn the lot but I suppose burning some of his work will improve the price of the remaining ones on a rarity basis.

I have never taken an interest but much of his artwork reminds me of a kaleidoscope and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds which was a reference to LSD, the drug which causes hallucinations.

His artwork has made him very rich and given him lots of LSD. That is pounds, schillings and pence in old money.

His mother was Irish and Jewish I gather. That probably explains things.

Anagrams of his name, Damien Steven Hirst, include

admen reinvest shit

Vienna shits termed

Vienna shit deems RT

Atheist dens vermin

That probably explains things too.

He did a piece with a human skull covered in diamonds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_the_Love_of_God

Reminds me of Lucifer, now Satan who was covered in jewels. Beauty on the outside but dead underneath.

Automation and robots tipped to end growing pains

No need to build robots as I suspect vaccines are turning people into mindless zombies. The powers that be can send control signals via the air waves ‘ Work for low wages, feed the plants’ etc. etc.

Sturgeon doubles down on plan for referendum reprise next year

She won’t give up will she? Buggers up Scotland, but hey, let’s have a referendum to distract from the chaos she causes. All being well the Supreme Court will see sense and turf her out.

And perhaps, just perhaps, the Scottish people might too come Election Day.

Archbishop unease over British embassy switch to Jerusalem

But not about moral decay, vaccine harms, etc. Welby the wally (I am being polite).

Promise to build 300,000 homes ‘dead in the water’

Probably because many people will be dead from the vaccines and we won’t need all those homes. We don’t want them anyway, we need the good earth (unpoisoned of course) to grow food.

It may be that of course global warming will cause sea levels to rise as they have been telling us for decades and the houses will all be flooded.

It’s alright, only kidding, I know it’s a scam. Like the vaccines.

Picture

‘Royal Navy aircraft carrier HMS Prince of Wales leaves Portsmouth …’

I despair. The picture is of the ship under the Forth rail bridge in Scotland near Rosyth. Which idiot in The Daily Telegraph wrote this?

Calling old people ‘elderly’ is ageist.

Okay, how about calling them silly old farts instead? And while we are at it call young people ignorant twats. Then we can have a good ding battle to rival the Ukraine situation whilst the elites look on rubbing their hands as they rake in the moolah (slang for money if you don’t know).

Alternatively stick with young and elderly. Simpler I think.

Tfl is all aboard for gender-neutral lingo in new guide

Transport for London’s latest lunacy. A possible reason is in the name. An anagram is ‘Trans frond poltroon’. A poltroon is a coward or contemptible person.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/poltroon

There are at least 10,000 phrases that can be made including ‘Trans’. Whether they make good sense I don’t know as I haven’t checked.

But Tfl’s new guide makes no sense. I see this.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/will-nicholl/tfl-gender-neutral_b_17476666.html

Online reviews of scented candles give first whiff of a Covid spike

Wonderful, now my wife and I can tell if we are getting the ‘flu. Of course this I probably a ploy to encourage people to buy these things for Christmas. As if some of us haven’t got enough already.

My wife, retired teacher, used to get them from grateful pupils/parents.

As regards the Covid spike this is to get people ready for the illness striking the UK this autumn/winter.

Which may be the normal ‘flu.

Or the abnormal ‘flu caused by vaccines.

Gaming can lead to at-risk children having heart attacks

That’s it, blame computer games for myocarditis caused by vaccines.

Still, sitting in a chair all day looking at a screen is not a good thing.

But neither are the vaccines.

Ban on petrol and diesel cars ‘to cost £15k per household’

I am not a great fan of driving because of the pollution and I prefer to cycle or walk, but banning petrol and diesel cars will be barmy. Make the engines much cleaner and fuel efficient, we have not significantly improved fuel consumption for years.

But many people overuse their cars and we have far too many.

And at least we don’t put lead in the petrol any more, although I am not sure what else they put in that may be toxic.

Perhaps we should go back to horses like the traditional Amish in the USA. They have done well against Covid 19/the ‘flu because they live a healthy life and I believe avoid vaccines on the whole.

And you can put horse shit on the rhubarb for example. When it’s in the vegetable plot of course, not when it’s cooked.

Fire and fury of revenge rocket attacks mask weakness of a man unwilling to co-operate.

This is by Mark Almond an author and once a lecturer at Oxford University.

I assumed he might be writing about Joe Biden. Apparently not. Mark seems to think Putin is the main problem. Has Mark not observed Biden’ mental deterioration?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9999605/MARK-ALMOND-Torpedoes-running-Beijing-bullies.html

He calls Joe ‘Sleepy Joe’ in the article above so he must do.

He ends the article with this.

But perhaps president Emmanuel Macron could take this opportunity to turn a long-held French dream of leading a European army into reality.

Neither Americans nor the British are going to abandon their commitment to European security but it would make sense for France, the only EU nation with nuclear weapons, to act as the leader for European Nato.

This is very interesting, end times stuff. I wonder if Mark Almond is being put to say this, controlled opposition as some might say.

Personally, I think he’s a bit of a nut; it’s in his name of course. Such is the problem with many Oxford University types, ivory towers and all that.

Nevertheless, according to his Wikipedia entry he criticises the activities of George Soros so not that blind.

He can be considered a ‘don’ as a professor. An anagram of his name includes ‘arm lad monk’. He is around 64 years old so might be considered aged.

Arm, aged and don make ‘Armageddon’.  This off course links to Revelation in the Bible. I have understood this for a while when at last I had ‘ears to hear’ in 2020.

‘Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!’ said by another Marc.

And the aged dons to stoke up the rhetoric.

More Mark’s and Marc’s of the Beast then.

Further articles if anyone is interested.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-10712849/MARK-ALMOND-Ukraine-tools-finish-job.html

STOP PRESS: Truss ousted, Rishi Sunak new P.M.!

Oh dear. I thought I had dealt that ‘Hi risk anus’ (anagram of his name) a fatal blow. Apparently not.

Of course this is relatively old news now. Still, I had better get my thinking cap on before he does even more damage. Lets’ see now…

In the news – The Daily Telegraph Friday 16th September 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

21st September, 2022.

Here are my observations on some articles in the above publication. A mixed bag of wry humour and truth I hope.

If you think it rubbish, I am sorry you can’t burn it like the printed version. Unless you print it out yourself of course.

It is the autumn equinox tomorrow. 80 years ago today the Soviet Union was fighting to stop Stalingrad on the River Volga from being captured by the Germans.

The Germans were stalled in the desert at El Alamein and the Japanese were being frustrated in their attempts to expand their territorial gains in the Pacific.

In China some 300,000 Chinese died at the hands of the Japanese soldiers, 250,000 said to be civilians, part of a massacre involving chemical and biological weapons from mid May to early September 1942.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhejiang-Jiangxi_campaign


NHS doctors and nurses to walk ahead of coffin

Now I can’t find any other info on this which is slightly odd. Other newspapers/articles on line do mention this but no other details. However, I do note that this comes as hospital appointments have been cancelled or postponed because of the funeral.

As to why NHS doctors and nurses are to walk ahead of coffin I don’t know. Aren’t other ‘key workers’ available?

Still, they are not leading the procession which is a relief, the Canadian Mounties will do that.

As to why the NHS should be chosen it beats me. Given its dismal performance over the past two and a half years they should be in the coffin not leading it.

After all, how many deaths have been caused by the gross ignorance of doctors especially believing Covid 19 was anything more than the ‘flu.

And promoting largely neuro-toxic big pharma drugs.

Also let us not forget the vaccines, the death sticks to some, harmful to others. And utterly pointless to the majority .

When I first read the heading I thought the reason they were there was because ‘coffin’ is one of the first signs of the ‘flu/Covid 19. And if the queen is not in fact ‘not dead but sleeping’ perhaps the doctors and nurses will be able to resuscitate her.

The whole thing is a sham, the NHS is useless and unfit for purpose, yet many seem not to see this or don’t voice it if they do.

I would say let the dead bury the dead, but get on with looking after the living and making their lives better.

However, on the bright side it seems some NHS services continued.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11204717/Queen-Elizabeth-NHS-trusts-cancel-hospital-appointments-bank-holiday.html

Including vaccination, which as I say may well cause harm or even death. But at least the dead can wait in the morgue for a bit.

What else the NHS can harm or kill people with needs more explanation. Big harma (sic) drugs is the main one.

And the Queen awarded the NHS the George Cross for its work in the pandemic.

“We are delighted to give you this award in recognition of your work to reduce the surplus pollution, and maintain big pharma profits in which one has shares.”

But as I have pointed out before somewhere, most people have a stake in big pharma even if indirectly via pensions etc.

Funerals postponed as Britain braces to grind to a halt on bank holiday 

I am not sure why Britain’s braces are going to grind to a halt. Not many people wear braces nowadays anyway. I suppose the editor thought adding ‘itself’ after ‘braces’ wouldn’t fit in.

I don’t suppose funerals will be much fun if they are postponed and you had all the food ready. Curled up sandwiches at the wake etc. I have noted the following anagrams of funeral.

Lear fun – the king has fun as in King Lear (although his life seemed to be not much fun)

Earl fun – the nobles have fun

Real fun – a funeral can be really fun. Like the funeral procession in the James Bond film ‘Live and Let Die’

Arne flu – Mr Arnold Schwarzenegger’s got Covid a.k.a. the ‘flu

Well, he got the ‘flu/Covid jab.

https://www.newsweek.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-covid-vaccine-1563357

He supported Joe Biden. Oh dear. Some people are rather dim. But his origins are Germanic and his father was in the Nazi party and Catholic.

Schwarzenegger means ‘black negro’. Who’d have thought it?

Flu eRNA – what you might get from the eRNA vaccine which is alleged to be the latest development to cure Covid. E for exterminate, like the Terminator in Mr Schwarzenegger’s movies.

It might exterminate you, but hey, it’s all for the greater good.

er an flu – what people say about Covid 19. ‘It’s er an (sic) ‘flu’. A ‘flu to make you sick. I wonder how many people will go down with Covid and then they will blame all the mass gatherings for the Queens’ funeral?

Rather than vaccines, or pollution etc.

British Cycling backpedals over instruction not to go on bike rides

The main text says ‘issuing guidance’, not instruction. That’s the press for you, misleading you as always. Like they have done over Covid 19/the ‘flu.

What British Cycling has apparently said it strongly recommends that bike rides should be limited to outside the funeral. Odd, as if you ride a bike perhaps you might wish to cycle to the funeral. After all save all that CO2 which is supposed to be causing global warming.

And it does save polluting the atmosphere. Not that trying to lock your bike up near the event might be a problem.

Still, I gather it has recanted of its stupidity and that it is up to individuals whether they cycle or not.

Just like it is up to the individual whether they adhere to the GUIDANCE from the UK government on gov.uk. regarding Coronavirus/Covid19/the ‘flu.

Assuming the individual has lost common sense and needs to check.

Whether the UK government will recant of its stupidity re guidance or so-called rules is debateable.

But as I keep repeating, if you don’t double check and think you need Nanny State to tell you everything, what do you expect?

Cambridge ‘ban’ for Christian group

Apparently a Christian group has been blocked from holding a conference at the university as its beliefs are “not compatible with the values of the college”.

The case is being heard at the high court. Christian Concern has accused the

https://www.fitz.cam.ac.uk/news/statement-regarding-christian-concern

Fitz Events, the conference business of Fitzwilliam College, declined an out-of-term, five day, private, commercial booking of residential facilities for September 2022, requested by the Wilberforce Academy (https://wilberforceacademy.org.uk), a ministry of Christian Concern (https://christianconcern.com/about/) in February 2022.

Legal representatives of Christian Concern contacted the College at the end of March regarding the decision to decline the booking. The College reconsidered its decision and then offered the organisation to host its event on new dates, since fixed, College-related events (Graduations and a Reunion) had now filled the facilities available.

Christian Concern did not take up this offer made by the College.

Christian Concern submitted a Claim Form seeking leave to apply for judicial review with the Court in May 2022.  The Court dismissed the claim in July 2022 and awarded an element of the costs to the College. Christian Concern submitted a renewal notice in relation to the claim. An oral hearing took place on 15th September 2022, which again refused Christian Concern permission to bring a judicial review claim but stated they could transfer a claim to the county court.

15th September 2022

From Fitzwilliam College website.

In February this year, a senior member of staff at the college justified the cancellation of the booking to host the event on the grounds that the group was not “inclusive”, did “not believe in gay marriage” and that Christian Concern’s “general beliefs” were “not compatible with the values of the college.”

The case comes following Worcester College, Oxford, admitting that it ‘misled’ its students after cancelling the Wilberforce Academy for similar reasons in September 2021

From Christian Concern’s own website as below.

Worth reading the link, but it says

The actions of Fitzwilliam College are also at odds with the universities’ commitment to free speech, which states:

“In exercising their right to freedom of expression, the University expects its staff, students and visitors to be tolerant of the differing opinions of others, in line with the University’s core value of freedom of expression. The University also expects its staff, students, and visitors to be tolerant of the diverse identities of others, in line with the University’s core value of freedom from discrimination. While debate and discussion may be robust and challenging, all speakers have a right to be heard when exercising their right to free speech within the law.”

Even David Starkey, historian and radio and television presenter, a homosexual himself and atheist and has described the Catholic Church as being “riddled with corruption”. However, he has often defended the right for Christians to hold their beliefs, arguing that they should have the right to their views and penalising them for it is “intolerant, oppressive and tyrannical”.

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Starkey

He correctly says the Catholic Church is “riddled with corruption”. But then all churches are to a degree as ‘all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God’. This is the meaning of the parable of the leaven in the book of Matthew where the leaven or yeast puffs up and corrupts the flour. I will explain in more detail in due course elsewhere.

Society as a whole will be no better, and if those who follow Christ are not salt and light to the world then we are worthless and will be cast out.

Anagrams of Fitzwilliam College include:

Glitz lowlife malice

Glitz maleficio well – N.B. Maleficio – evil curse (from Italian)

AZ fellow illicit Meg

Elite illogic flaw zm – zm might stand for zombie mode.

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/ZM

Perhaps this is why there is a problem.

Many prominent figures in Britain’s police force are associated with Fitzwilliam including Cressida Dick. She was mediocre at best, promoted well beyond her abilities. I have written about her in detail. Perhaps this says something about the college.

‘Revolutionary’ eczema treatment passes trials.

A drug treatment to treat moderate to severe eczema in young children has been shown to be “safe and highly effective” in clinical trials.

But then they have been saying that about the vaccines haven’t they?

Well, ok, maybe not highly effective, but very effective.

Ok, not so much very effective, but effective.

Mmm? Oh, yes, then let’s say reasonably effective.

No? Some use then? No?

A completely bloody waste of time?? (Furious nodding of head going on).

Here is a doctor in the USA saying as much. And she knew this would be the case.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/dr-deborah-birx-knew-covid-vaccines-not-protect-against-infection

I have said it before, but some are born Birx, some achieve Birxness and others have Birx thrust upon them.

As regards the eczema treatment this is called Dupilumab. It has side effects of course including

In clinical trials, people receiving dupilumab had decreased levels of T helper cells.

T helper cells are part of the immune system. So to put all this in plain English, avoid at all costs. It will bugger you up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dupilumab

I found this chemical formula for it. It contains nitrogen and I note a CN molecule. The latter is not cyanide but cyanide is essentially a bonding of carbon and nitrogen. And poisonous of course.

Would you trust this drug?

I see from the Birx article she continues with

So that’s why I’m saying even if you’re vaccinated and boosted, if you’re unvaccinated right now, the key is testing and Paxlovid. It’s effective. It’s a great antiviral. And really, that is what’s going to save your lives right now if you’re over 70, which if you look at the hospitalizations, hospitalizations are rising steadily with new admissions, particularly in those over 70. And so if you live in the South – I know people keep talking about the fall – I’m worried about the South.

Paxlovid is neuro-toxic. Avoid like the plague.

Birx says she’s worried about the south. South of what? Perhaps she’s concerned about Afro-Americans, or those who don’t double check. Like many Democrat voters.

Push Paxlovid and finish them off then is obviously what she’s thinking.

Would you trust this Birx?

Policemen sacked for touching women officers

Apparently two officers had a night out in Derby with junior female colleagues. I gather they pinched the ladies bottoms. Where they took them to, I don’t know. I thought the police were supposed to prevent thieving, not do it themselves.

But then I don’t think they’re too bothered about that nowadays. Old ladies not social distancing or wearing a mask yes. But not burglary, pinching things.

Like bottoms.

Former bouncer ‘who laundered €200m’ Arrested on Costa del Sol

Johnny Morrissey, nicknamed Johnny cash, has been arrested is suspected of this crime. There is a picture of him being arrested in Spain with a female Guardia Civil officer holding him. She is wearing a mask.

This could be because Johnny is a big man and she is shorter than him. This puts her nose in line with his armpit.

On the other hand she could be afraid of catching Covid 19 from him.

Or not wanting to be recognised. Her image is a bit blurred.

Or stupid. There’s a lot of it about.

Police whistleblower sacked over warning on gun checks

I grew up when police had and used whistles. They were phased out but seem to be making a small return at least in Cambridge.

https://police.community/topic/274907-police-whistle-returns-after-30-years/

But it seems the police are not too keen on being shopped by their own for their misdemeanours. I see it reports that it is claimed a colleague of Tim Lumb, the whistleblower, was on his mobile running a business, presumably in his/her police work shift. This is in the Greater Manchester Police (GMP).

This would not surprise me. With shift work, many police can and probably do work other jobs. I met a young policeman who had been in tree surgery, and was planning to do it again once he had settled into being a policeman. In his own time of course.

But I know firemen have done this too, for example working as builders. I worked with one sometimes in my building surveying life.

Anyway, it seems that Mr. Lumb claims that basic checks were not being carried out re firearm licensing. Given that the police in many areas seem ignorant of the law and are incompetent in many respects this would not surprise me.

But then they have all the nonsense equalities business and form filling to contend with, rather than getting on with keeping the peace and making sure people don’t murder each other.

Like doctors and nurses injecting people with vaccines provided by big pharma. Why aren’t the police arresting them on suspicion of GBH and attempted murder? Others are working on the case, why not the police?

https://www.mizzima.com/article/lawyers-expose-alleged-covid-19-fraud-and-vaccine-danger

https://www.citizensjournal.us/the-government-is-lying-about-vaccines-and-ivermectin-but-why/

https://www.christianitydaily.com/articles/11347/20210401/dr-fauci-admits-covid-19-vaccines-aren-t-safe-for-people.htm

Give potatoes and bread the chop to lower risk of diabetes

Joan Taylor, Professor of pharmaceutics at De Monfort  University, Leicester

https://www.dmu.ac.uk/about-dmu/academic-staff/health-and-life-sciences/joan-taylor/joan-taylor.aspx

has said that the current advice of about one third of diet should be carbohydrates should be nearer 10%.

Well, Joan how about looking at the problem of toxins in the potatoes and bread?

It says Jeff Moyer, CEO at the Rodale Institute and former chair of the National Organic Standards Board, has been quoted as saying “I’ve talked with potato growers who say point-blank they would never eat the potatoes they sell. They have separate plots where they grow potatoes for themselves without all the chemicals.”

I don’t know if it is exactly the same in the UK but I wouldn’t be surprised.

https://www.smartbreadmaker.com/10-surprising-health-hazards-found-in-bread.html

Item 9 in the list of health issues refers to diabetes.

Now of course if you eat carbohydrates which contain toxins, avoiding these are very advisable. I strongly suspect that the celiac disease is related to toxins/poor gut health as much as anything. Eliminate the toxins, deal with your gut and any immune system issues and perhaps celiac problems would be sorted.

And Joan, what about big pharma drugs eh? Are you not aware of their largely neuro-toxic make up? Haven’t you checked?

She’s into artificial pancreas research. Turn us into Borg I reckon, part machine part human. Poison people then come up with an artificial organ which can be inserted at great expense (taxpayers’ no doubt).

It’s a great money spinner. Wakey, wakey everybody! You’re being taken for a ride.

Civil servants object to Coffey’s ban on jargon, double negatives, and the Oxford comma

Initially I thought this was the civil servants objecting to the banning of coffee. Quite reasonable I thought, otherwise how would they keep awake writing some of the endless drivel they produce.

When they can be bothered to turn up for work of course.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/workshy-whitehall-why-cant-the-pm-get-his-civil-servants-back-to-work

Anyway I agree that documents should be simple and straightforward minimising jargon, and double negatives. As regards the Oxford comma I thought perhaps this was a variety of butterfly.

Comma butterfly

But no, it has to do with the positioning/use of the punctuation mark in a list. This provides a good explanation.

But in any event I consider that the administrators of the governmental civil service in their capacity of interpersonal dialogue via written communications in the form of electronic or wood-pulp based media, should, on no account, subject to senior ministerial oversight, notwithstanding the said lack of motivational skills, be allowed to not attend in person, be they male, female, and other sexual preferences (note use of what I understand to be the Oxford comma after female) or face the consequences of their actions.

Or in plain English, sack the lot of them they’re useless anyway.

Putin admits Xi has concerns about invasion

There is a picture under the article with a horseshoe shaped table and Putin and Xi facing each other across what looks like a big distance. They do not have to shout at each other as there are microphones for them.

Though they could use hand signals if they break down.

But that might end in war if they use the wrong ones.

They are not wearing masks, but their staffs (I assume that is who they are) are. Putin and Xi are probably 2.0m from the nearest person whereas the staffs aren’t, so that would explain it. A severe case of stupidity all round.

There is a coffin shaped structure in the middle of the room covered in flowers. I don’t know why. Probably contains common sense which died at the start of lockdown 2020.

It looks very big but then a lot of people lost common sense so it would have to be.

German general ridiculed for ‘second Russian front’ claim

General Eberhard Zorn, Germany’s most senior military chief has been criticised for a “stunningly poor analysis” of the Ukraine war. He has claimed that Russia is capable of opening a second front against NATO.

More fear porn no doubt.

I have said though that Russia could easily have dealt with the Ukraine and taken it if it had a mind too, although perhaps more casualties would have occurred. I have said before, the whole Ukraine business is a charade to divert people attention away from other evils and give an excuse to USA to send arms at taxpayers’ expense whether they, the taxpayers want to or not.

Apparently Lt-Gen Ben Hodges, commander of US forces in Europe is the one who has been critical of Herr Zorn. He endorsed Joe Biden in 2020 election. His judgment can be faulty then.

Herr Zorn has question the significance of the territorial gains by Ukraine over past week saying he would be careful to describe it as a counter offensive. He said the Ukraine lacked the manpower to sustain a counter offensive.

Anyway, I don’t suppose Germany wants to send more arms to the Ukraine as that would mean spending money. Why bother when you can get Joe Biden to do it, courtesy of the US public purse?

Swedish PM resigns with plea to keep far Right out

Sweden’s outgoing prime minister, Magdalena Andersson, doesn’t want her rivals to work with the far Right. These are the Sweden Democrats, as opposed to the Social Democrats which Magdalena heads. The rivals referred to are the Moderate party.

Apparently the Sweden Democrats are tainted by the neo-Nazi movement of the 1980’s. Of course one must remember that the Nazis were Socialists as per their full name. ‘Socialists’ contains the word Social, like the Social Democrats for example.

Of course the far left wing always like to make the other side far Right so that everybody looks away from failed far left wing policies.

But then extreme far left and far right are very similar, both being at the bottom of the political circle.

The problems for the Social Democrats have arisen with mass immigration from Syria, Somalia, Eritrea and Afghanistan which has caused ghetto areas to form where criminal elements run rife I gather. The usually tolerant ethnic Swedes are getting fed up with this.

Jimmie Akesson, the Sweden Democrats leader, wants to reduce number of asylum seekers close to zero. And polling shows that voters identified most with this stance on immigration.

Magdalena Andersson reminds me a bit of Greta Thunberg, a single child ranting and refusing to accept working with others with whom she disagrees.

Anagrams of her name include:

Armageddons anneals – anneals to reduce brittleness

Adana Denna gormless

Adana anglers demons

A mad angel Sanderson

Angela madness Ronda

Adorne glans maenads – maenads go rather mad, see here

Mandates for vaccines etc.

Adana German oldness

These may have a bearing on her character.

The top single part anagram of the following should be noted.

Social Democrats

Sacerdotalism – to do with priests such as in mode of Roman Catholic Church.

Sweden Democrats

Moderateness

Perhaps the Social Democrats think they are the only ones with a hotline to God. They are wrong of course.

Despite being labelled as far Right perhaps Sweden Democrats might be known for moderateness. They may be happy to work with anybody in parliament. Any further information gratefully received on this.

As regards immigration, Magdalena Andersson admitted in April that things weren’t working out.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/swedish-pm-says-integration-immigrants-has-failed-fueled-gang-crime-2022-04-28/

It should be obvious to anybody with half a brain that large numbers of people from a different culture arriving all at once will cause a problem of integration.

Apparently Magdalena said this in 2015, so not that mad or gormless after all.

Andersson told newspaper Dagens Nyheter that Sweden’s housing and teacher shortages mean the country should not receive more asylum seekers than it can integrate. Refugees would be better off, she said, applying for asylum elsewhere.

They’ll have more opportunities if they go to another country.”

Andersson, a Social Democrat, pointed to the difficulties that newly arrived immigrants have in finding work and housing in Sweden and she said that integration is not working.

https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/6848940

As she is left wing, I assume nobody accused her of racism over her comments or called her a Nazi. In the USA the Democrats like to accuse the Republicans of being racist or Nazi, but what do you expect from hypocrites.

And like Magdalena Andersson who then says the Moderate Party should not work with the Sweden Democrats. Perhaps she really is mad after all.

Florida governor flies migrants north to Obama’s island haven

Republican Ron DeSantis chartered a plane to take migrants north to Martha ’s Vineyard, an island off the south of Massachusetts, USA. The island is used for holidays by the very wealthy. They need somewhere to go, away from the hoi polio and the smoke and stir. Don’t we all?

But the islanders seem to have stepped up to the mark and provided beds, food and clothing etc. I don’t suppose the Obama’s were there, but they wouldn’t want to fly there as this would add more to greenhouse gases of course.

But he and his family along with other climate change elites were happy to go the Queen’s funeral instead.

Anyway, once the islanders got over the shock that immigrants could make it that far, they had a bus take the immigrants somewhere nicer and more suitable. Possibly East New York.

https://upgradedhome.com/worst-neighborhoods-in-new-york/

The Telegraph article says that Texas also sent up to 100 migrants to Washington and dropped them outside Kamala Harris’s residence. I don’t think she was in to welcome them. But as she is not as dark skinned she might have felt a bit uncomfortable.

Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House press secretary, has apparently accused the Republicans of using the migrants as political pawns. She has said that it is a cruel way of treating people who are fleeing communism.

She is quite right of course. Sending them to the left wingers who are becoming more tyrannical and communistic by the day is cruel and shameful.

Of course, the migrants presumably didn’t appreciate that they would also be entering what is becoming a fascist state as well. But that’s the current Democrat government for you.

Some people think Karine has a slight problem.

Perhaps they are right. As opposed to the Democrats in power who are left.

I gather the White House was given no advance notice of migrants being dropped at the vice president’s residence. This would have been helpful as the White House could have then called in the National Guard to deal with them.

But they couldn’t have called the immigrants insurrectionists as this would have been untrue and racist in left wing speak. And Democrats never lie (according to the Democrats).

Letters to the Editor

Government subsidies for EV drivers

There is a letter making the point that subsidies wealthy electric vehicle drivers. The clue is in the title above of course. This means in essence the taxpayers in general subsidising the wealthy who can afford these vehicles.

Nothing new there sadly.

The letter writer also seems to think that Lt-Gen Hodges is right to worry about the scaling down of economic sanctions against Russia. He, Lt-Gen Hodges, seems to think this should only in return for a massive decommission of Russia’s nuclear arsenal.

Russia has a lot of nuclear warheads, and rather more than the USA, which is second on the list of biggest arsenals under Russia.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2021/07/28/the-countries-with-the-biggest-nuclear-arsenals-infographic/

However, perhaps the USA could agree to do the same. But then the USA would not make so much money from arms. If they can keep the war in the Ukraine bubbling away, then they are on to a nice little earner as Del Boy from ‘Only Fools and Horses’ sit com might say.

For some reason Lt-Gen Hodges reminds me of Mr Hodges the air raid warden of Dad’Army, another sit com. He was a bit dim too.

I consider the article below worth reading.

It says

The government of Russia bears full responsibility for invading Ukraine. However, U.S. and European governments share blame for causing the conflict. Filled with arrogance and self-righteousness, they were determined to treat Moscow of no account. For that, the world is now paying a high price.

The allies should not make a similar mistake at the end of this war. Let them moralize about their inherent goodness and the Kremlin gang’s perfidy. Let them fantasize about Vladimir Putin in the dock at Old Bailey in London or, better yet, before the International Criminal Court in the Hague. Let them rhapsodize about the good they intend to do for the world by extinguishing Russian autocracy. And then let them join with Ukraine, seeking to end this terrible war and create a peace settlement likely to last—which is what the people of Ukraine, Russia, and Europe all desperately require.

Amen to that.

P.S If you want more news discussions go to World Menu and The Bog Standard sub heading for discussion on various papers articles.

B is for….Blood

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

14th September, 2022

I have this below as a page on my site under the World Menu in LE CAFÉ. I am posting now as I am lazy and want to post something before the 17th when I plan to post on the Battle of Antietam.

Please note that that will not be your usual historical take, but my sideways look at the madness and bizarre humour that might arise despite the terror and bloodiness of it all.

But perhaps it is fitting we should have this piece on blood. There is a follow up More Blood via a link at the bottom. I might turn that into a post as opposed to a page.

25th June 2020

Out of a stone. Or as I recall Barry Cryer once said on ‘I’m sorry I haven’t a clue’, ‘You can’t bloody get out of Estonia!’ Thanks Barry.

It is quite hard getting blood out of a human too. Yes, really. I know you can run one over with a steam roller (don’t try this at home or anywhere else, please) and that would extract it all. About 9-12 pints I gather. It varies of course.

However, a steam roller would not be a good way of collecting blood. It would go on the road, track or whatever and be rapidly soaked up. I understand the cops in the U.S.A. use concentrated coca cola to clean up the stains after an accident. Makes you keen to drink coca cola doesn’t it?

Mind you anything concentrated would not be good for you. Even too much water can be problem. After all Doctor Foster went to Gloucester, in a shower of rain. When he got there, the cupboard was bare, so he never went there again.

The cupboard was probably bare because of panic buying for the next outbreak, sorry, second wave, of Covid 19. Hang on, I think I have got in a muddle. Wasn’t it Old Mother Hubbard who had the cupboard? And Doctor Foster, didn’t he step in a puddle, right to his muddle? Or step into a piddle right up to his middle?

But a piddle can be a river like the one in Dorset. Beautiful valley. I must go and look again from my Cloud. And the village of Plush just off it. And a low thatched pub, The Brace of Pheasants. Typically English. At least how we imagine the idyll must be.

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But pubs are still closed (except the more enterprising who have offered takeaway food). Still, I see that they will be ‘allowed’ to open from the 4th of July. So, is that inclusive of the 4th? Happy 4th of July. If there are any Americans stuck over here, perhaps they will be able to celebrate with a pint of good old English ale, from the pump.

However, has anyone checked the rules? Anyone?? What does the Government website say children? Let’s have a look, shall we? That’s right. Search for Gov UK. Carefully now, you might catch something if you’re not alert. Stay Alert, that’s the motto.  ‘Businesses and self-employed people’. Under >>>Guidance<<< and support. That’s right. Now ‘Getting financial help and keeping your business safe’. Well done!

Next ‘Reopen your business safely during coronavirus (COVID‑19)’ Ehxcellent, as Mr Brittas might say. Second paragraph. Now remember what I told you about stress the vowels (No dear, vowels, and no, you cannot go to the toilet, hold it in a bit longer). So, let’s try, ‘eU-z… th-hiss… guy-d-aunts. Once more, bit quicker. Use..this..guidance. There now, not difficult, was it.

There now follows >>>guidance<<< from the HSE. ‘The text underneath is not considered suitable for small children. Or adults with small brains’. I apologise if you have already understood this, and certainly some have. You don’t need to read this.

OI, YOU MORONS! GUIDANCE! GUIDANCE! KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? ASK A GIRL GUIDE (OK, SCOUT THEN, WHATEVER). STREWTH! OH LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH!

Whatever have you been thinking about? Anything? Anything at all?? By all the Gordons of Bennet (little know Scottish clan, but seen everywhere). So that means you can decide. For yourself. Shall I, shan’t I?

What are you afraid off? Bogeyman going to get you? No he snot! Policeman? Well if he comes round ‘’ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what ‘ave ‘we ‘ere?’ ‘Well officer, we have done our Health and Safety checks and we have come up with the following assessment. We had ‘flu last year, and the year before, and the year before ….’

And it is possible that if you go on in this fashion, if you have been in business some time, that he will get bored and go away. Or you could offer him a cup of tea or something. And have a chat. You know, my name is, what’s yours sort of thing. Busy? ‘Well, no getting bored actually. No one to chase, all locked down’.

Brightening. ‘Managed to apprehend two felons, standing too close to each other ‘tho’. But if he arrests you, why not enjoy it? Try their tea at the Nick. They will offer you a cup eventually, I imagine. They don’t usually like to have inmates die of thirst, bad for business you know.

You get the picture. And if you don’t, all being well, one day they will say….

Sorry? Oh, really? I must interrupt my discourse. It is reported that the government have just issued latest GUIDANCE as follows:

Scientists have just discovered, that probably, they’re not quite sure, but on balance, that if we all jump off Beachy Head Covid 19 will be over by Christmas. Possibly. That will leave the animals etc but they have reasonable levels of intelligence (apart from lemmings from which most of the world is descended, apparently).

However, I see a problem with that. I have been thinking. Mmm? What’s that? Thinking?! Big sigh. Thump, thump, thump. That’s better, head hurts, but plaster was coming loose and needed repair anyway.

Where was I? Oh, yes if we all jump off at the same time there will be a pile up on the beach below. I haven’t calculated if all the people in the UK did this what the volume would be (doubt anyone in government, civil service, NHS has checked either).

But at some point, the pile could reach the cliff top. And then you would be walking on to bodies (the last people alive, but groaning). And then you would have to find another cliff. And do a Health and Safety Risk Assessment first of course.

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P.S. Cliff Richard (thanks for all the music, Cliff) is not a suitable cliff for jumping off. He is not that tall for a start, and he is not quite as young as he was. Just listen to his records instead. Might stop you jumping off cliffs because someone told you it was a good idea. Possibly.

P.P.S. Forgot what I was going to talk about. See B is for….(more) Blood

P.P.P.S. If you want to know about the current issues with Covid 19 try this

Covid 19 Summary

Heat, ice cream, BBC, cannabis, Ben & Jen, bison, Alok Sharma, GP’s, Consultants, Royal Navy, toilets, Aida H Dee etc.

Daily Mail – Monday July 18th, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

25th July 2022


I haven’t done a post on the Daily Mail yet, so here is one. It may only interest those in the UK, but I dare say others might be informed or amused or both by my take on matters.

I got hold of a paper copy. The tory leadership contest is its main focus. It is rather boring to be honest. The usual political crap-trap…or is it clap-trap…anyway the usual ‘I will do this’, ‘You mucked this up’, etc. etc.

So as I reflected and tried to analyse this, I felt it was too much hard work and anyway things are moving on. I want to do an analysis of the remaining candidates who are now Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss. I may cover others too.

Let’s look at the other items, or at least some of them. I think I am being more serious than usual although I do have some humour. My apologies for that if you need them, but I am getting rather annoyed with the nonsense now and things need to change.


As we face record 39c heat will millions just bunk off?

Probably.

Did they? I don’t know, don’t ask me. It was very hot, too hot and rather humid for my liking. Friends of ours said that the workmen were working on the road works near them though.

However, as it usual takes 3 or 4 to supervise one man, I don’t suppose they exerted themselves too much.

But our builder carried on putting in our new bath and starting the tiling, so well done him.

Summer of 99’s? Not if councils have a say.

This is a reference to the Summer of ‘69’ by Bryan Adams I presume. Apparently, 69 might be the year 1969 when he brought his first real 6 string guitar. I might also be something else. I don’t get out much.

Anyway, it seems that that Mr Whippy vans might be an endangered species if councils have their way. They don’t like the diesel fumes of the vans which have to run to keep the ice cream soft enough to serve.

Well, I don’t like diesels myself, Nazi smelly things, invented by Herr Diesel, a German.

As to the ice cream this seems to be the ingredients.

What are the ingredients of soft serve ice cream?

Milk, Sugar, Cream, Nonfat Milk Solids, Corn Syrup Solids, Mono- and Diglycerides, Guar Gum, Dextrose, Sodium Citrate, Artificial Vanilla Flavor, Sodium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Disodium Phosphate, Cellulose Gum, Vitamin A Palmitate.

From

Personally I don’t much like the sound of some of that. This is Mr Whippy website.

Products

Mr. Whippy (or Mister Whippy) is a brand of soft-mix ice cream produced by Wall’s, a subsidiary of Unilever

Unilever make soap and detergents too. Perhaps some these go in the ice cream.

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Whippy_(United_Kingdom)

This is another Mr Whippe, note spelling. Are they related?

You can make your own Mr Whippy style ice cream yourself. This link tells you how.

https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a36798280/mr-whippy-ice-cream-homemade/

And this tells you about the contents of industrial ice cream.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-393432/The-chilling-truth-ice-cream.html

It says Suddenly, the rousing jangle of the ice cream man’s van doesn’t seem quite as appealing.

I quite agree. What will it do to your insides I wonder?

Lords: TV licence fee is ‘regressive’ and it should be reformed

To be honest the arguments about the BBC are well worn. It is not what it used to be, although it seems it has always been a propaganda machine for governments anyway.

But now it just isn’t well balanced on the whole. As I have said before, the TV side as far as I can judge is poor, news is biased to the left-wing and not neutral, they like the sensationalist items more than they should.

They have also supported the vaccinations which is despicable. Those culpable for this crime should be hung, drawn and quartered.

That is hung out to dry, their images sketched by the police artists and quartered at their own expense (not the public’s) in the deepest dungeon of the Tower of London.

After a fair trial of course.

I still say the radio side is pretty good, although I haven’t listened to the music side for some time.

Priti to target well-off cannabis users

Is she going to shoot them? No, just crack down on crack users and other drugs.

Pity Priti won’t be cracking down on the 50% or so of the UK population who use drugs. Mmm? Oh sorry, I was talking about prescription drugs via doctors and hospitals.

These include vaccines of course and most big pharma drugs which as I have said elsewhere are neuro-toxic. Many people become addicted and do bizarre things. Like take more big pharma drugs.

This is good for business but not for the individuals concerned. But some people love money more than people.

I see there is a public consultation. Perhaps we should write and say ‘Oi Priti, what about cracking down on the manufacturers, big pharma?’

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/illicit-drug-users-to-face-tougher-consequences

This contains the ways to respond.

https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/swift-certain-tough-new-consequences-for-drug-possession-white-paper

After 20 long years, Jen and Ben finally ‘tie the knot in Vegas’

This is not a vasectomy operation, but marriage. Like many celebrities or ‘stars’ they have been married before, in Jennifer Lopez’s case three times. Why is it that so often celebs can’t remain faithful?

Perhaps it is the temptations they face being away from one another on different film sets. Sometimes it is narcissism, the individuals being in love with themselves and the idea of marriage rather than the reality. Sometimes it is an unstable family background,

They both have had difficult early lives. This talks about Ben.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Affleck

His father was an alcoholic and his parents divorced in his teens. The link says

There is a history of addiction and mental illness in Affleck’s family. Two of his grandparents were alcoholics. His paternal grandmother, addicted to both alcohol and barbiturates, died by suicide at age 46. His paternal uncle was an addict who died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. His aunt was a heroin addict. Affleck attended Al-Anon support meetings as a child due to his father’s addiction issues. His brother is a recovering alcoholic.

Help! What a crazy mixed up family. He is a long term Democrat supporter. He says regarding missing out on voting in the 2000 presidential campaign

“I’m going to vote twice next time, in true Boston fashion.”

That worries me. Does this go some way to explain the result in 2020 with Joe Biden and the ‘extra votes’?

And

“I like Bernie, I like Biden, I like Warren but the thing is that most of all; I don’t like Trump.”

Well, he may not like Trump, but his judgment is seriously flawed if he likes Biden and voted for him, twice or not.

Jen was born in the summer of ’69 (Daily Mail missed the Segue there). Raised in a Roman Catholic family, her parents divorced probably in Jenifer’s twenties.  She has two children by a former marriage.

Lopez is widely celebrated for her callipygian figure.

Or in the language of The Sun, she’s got a nice bum.

Lopez is considered a global icon

An icon is a mark, her image is used in marketing. Mark-eting.

Like mark of the best, the best brands. A brand is a mark.

Do you follow me; have you understood what the book of Revelation is really talking about?

Anyway, perhaps they could set up a new ice cream franchise to replace Mr Whippy. You know, Ben and Jenny’s. Perhaps they could put something decent into the ice cream.

Still, easier probably to make it yourself. At least then you will have some idea of what’s really in it. And Ben and Jenny don’t need the money anyway.

And no wonder the world has problems when people follow people who have problems and poor judgement.

Which is why the world will be judged of course.

Bison back in Britain

Not something to wash your hands in (we do wash in the UK though), but the animal that as well as roving the Great Plains of America, also roamed Europe, even the UK it seems.

They can weigh up to a ton which is a big bison. They are being released into Kent countryside to help ‘rewild’ Britain. ‘They will create an explosion of biodiversity’ according to Paul Whitfield, director-general of the Wildwood Trust.

If they fart, then at their size there certainly will be a great explosion. They are to be located near Canterbury. I hope they take precautions with the stained glass at the cathedral.

The Germans targeted the cathedrals cities in WW2 in the Baedeker Raids. This talks about Canterbury.

The same might be said in this WW3 when the church buildings have been closed by stupidity in the hierarchy, let alone those who attended services in the buildings.

But then the church was never about buildings but people the children of God. And God does not dwell in a building but in His people who are His temples.

There is this sub-heading.

The ‘Aryan’ animal loved by the Nazis

That’s a bit off putting. I gather Bison existed in Europe up until 1927 when the last wild bison was shot in 1927 on the Poland-Belarus border. Some remained in zoos and Herman Goring, no relation to Herman’s Hermits, thought the bison a noble creature and kept a small herd.

He protected them and thus the origin of ‘herd immunity’.

Bison have a tendency to exhibit homosexual behaviour. The article says ‘More than 55 per cent of mounting tend to be young males of the same gender’.

Duh, if one is talking about homosexual behaviour, then that is between same sexes. Colin Fernandez, Environment Editor wrote this. Dimbo.

Still, it explains the Nazis love of the animal.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-strange-strange-story_b_136697

Mind you, put male bullocks generally into a field and mounting is evident, so not necessarily restricted to bison.

On the other hand Satan was a ‘bi-son’. You might wish to ponder that and why I say it.

Here is some more info on the Nazis and animals.

https://www.all-creatures.org/articles/ar-hitler-and.html

By the way, we now have a new ‘bison’ installed in our bathroom.

Cop26 minister may quit

Apparently Alok Sharma has said he may resign if the New P.M. is not committed to reaching ‘net zero’ on greenhouse gases.

Well, get going Alok then (I was going to say something stronger but have refrained for the sensitive readers).

He was a remainer in Brexit terms. He seems an opportunist, and if you look at his Wikipedia entry regarding Heathrow airport expansion you will see why.

He was not born in Britain. I do not trust him an inch. Perhaps this explains why.

These are some anagrams of his name.

A loam shark – ‘soiled’ his reputation then

Ah amoral ks

Ah alarms ok

Harm koalas – I can’t bear it.

ak also harm

Aka harm sol

Alas harm ok

Kamala rosh – rosh in German means ‘pink’ I gather. Kamala Harris is not pink. Still, they both have Indian heritage.

But perhaps it refers to this.

https://www.newsweek.com/rush-limbaugh-kamala-harris-radio-show-1525554

Anyway, I hope the authorities sort him out.

Kemi; We will stop policing Twitter spats and focus on what matters

Kemi Badenoch has pledged to stop police intervening in Twitter spats so they can do something useful for once like investigate burglaries and anti-social behaviour.

About time the police used common sense and stopped worrying about OAP’s not in the right one-way supermarket system or arresting people on suspicion of telling the truth about Covid 19.

You may remember the incident with a former police officer Henry Miller visited at work by an officer from Humberside Police after a member of the public apparently complained about some allegedly transphobic twits.

In one tweet Mr Miller wrote: “I was assigned mammal at birth, but my orientation is fish. Don’t mis-species me.”

From

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-59727118

and

Miller also tweeted: “Transwomen are women. Anyone know where this new biological classification was first proposed and adopted?”. He later wrote that the statement was “bollocks”.

From

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/14/transgender-tweet-police-acted-unlawfully

This shows how far the incompetent police have come. I see the Guardian article mentions this.

On the same day, Stephanie Hayden, a trans woman, has won her case against a woman who called her a “pig in a wig” and made multiple Twitter accounts to send her anti-trans messages. The court found Kate Scottow guilty of persistently making use of a public communications network to cause annoyance/inconvenience and anxiety at St Albans magistrates court.

I can understand someone being very frustrated at the stupidity of a man thinking he can be a woman. I mean, it’s hard enough being a man sometimes, let alone a woman who often claim they are hard done by, so why go there?

The police are called by some ‘pigs’. I wonder how many wear wigs? Just a thought.

An anagram of Kemi Badenoch is ‘bad Enoch Mike’. Well quite. She is currently 42 years old please note. Perhaps this is an omen. This is another anagram.

I bad heck omen.

See what I mean?

On the other hand her Wikipedia entry has some positive things from my perspective. Apparently she … used the term transsexual which is considered offensive by many trans people.

Gordon Bennet! If trans-sexual offends trans-people they should be trans-ported to a secure psychiatric hospital for the completely bonkers.

Along with the brainless maskers/visor wearers and those who still think that vaccines are a ‘Good Idea’. They should all get on famously together.

Tugendhat: I’m in race to win it

This tells you a bit about him. Now I know photos can be misleading but he looks nice, but dim to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Tugendhat

Please note his full name. I thought I would anagram it for fun.

I found these words

Gangster – problematic

Headstrong – possibly

Dangerous – Mmm…

Guardsmen – no, Territorial Army I gather

Madhouse – really?

Sturgeon – sounds definitely fishy

The Wikipedia entry says

Tugendhat voted against Brexit, supporting continued membership of the European Union in the 2016 referendum.[21] He voted in favour of the withdrawal agreement negotiated by Theresa May’s government on each of the three occasions it was put to a vote.

His wife is a French judge. So his Brexit stance is understandable. But I suggest he goes and lives in France.

Look him up if you want to find out more. He has no chance of being PM but I think he is a moron so I will go with my first impression.

And regarding his surname, where did that come from I wonder? And does he?

‘Tug’ the ‘end’ of his ‘hat’ that is. I did some anagrams of his surname only

Agent thud

Dante thug

Dung theta

It doesn’t look promising at all, does it? Why is he in UK government at all? Kick him out pronto and across the channel. If he swims across that will save us a lot of bother, especially if a tanker collides with him. Accidents will happen.

Bilderberg meeting

He attended a Bilderberg Meeting. I didn’t know what this is. Here’s a link. You should be aware of this, this is very important.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_meeting

An extract

Partly because of its working methods to ensure strict privacy and secrecy,[36] the Bilderberg Group has been criticised for its lack of transparency and accountability.[37] The undisclosed nature of the proceedings has given rise to several conspiracy theories,[38][18][39] which have been popular at both extremes of the political spectrum, although there is disagreement about the exact nature of the group’s intentions. Some on the left accuse the Bilderberg group of conspiring to impose capitalist domination,[40] while some on the right have accused the group of conspiring to impose a world government and planned economy.

This explains more. Anything with a German name is highly suspicious to me now. Written in Apr 26, 2017.

Note this well.

FOUNDED BY AN EX-NAZI AND AN AGENT OF THE VATICAN

The co-founders of the Bilderberg Group were two historical figures with checkered backgrounds. They were Prince Bernhard from the Netherlands and Józef Retinger who was a political advisor, originally from Poland, who worked with the Vatican.

Even though throughout his later adult life, up until his death in 1984, Prince Bernhard claimed he was never a Nazi. A historian, Annejet van der Zijl, found documents at the Humboldt University in Berlin, which prove Prince Bernhard was indeed a Nazi Party member until 1934 when he left school to work for the huge German chemical company named IG Farben. IG Farben did atrocious things in support of the Nazis including making the poisonous gas used to kill people in the German death camps.

Józef Retinger was a secret spy for the Vatican. He was expelled from allied countries for his activities in association with the Jesuits. He later went on to create the Council of Europe during 1949, which became part of the foundational movement, which eventually led to the formation of the European Union.

As I have said elsewhere the Nazis (as well as Marxists and communists) and Vatican are behind the New World Order with the Jews who say they are Jews but are not, and are of the synagogue of Satan.

You should consider the German names associated with the so-called Jews.

Traffickers are creating fake families to fool UK border staff

The traffickers are in it to make money. And to make life very awkward for the UK as the illegal immigrants put a huge strain on our resources. There is plenty of space and land elsewhere yet because the evil elites manipulate wars etc. people are displaced and many come to us for the free stuff we had out.

Immigrants often take precedent over long term citizens. My wife and I know someone who testifies to this.

The French government are reported as not helping matters. Since when have they ever been truly helpful? They are jealous of us for some reason and probably haven’t forgiven us for destroying their dreams of empire under Napoleon at Waterloo.

Many individual French do help however. My wife and I have several good French friends, and most French I have met in passing are very pleasant and helpful. It is unusual not to meet with kindness in France from the French if you make the effort to speak French.

I think Emmanuel Mac Ronnie wants to be the new Napoleon. But then Mac-ron is a Mo-ron.

‘Little sunshine boy’ Albie, 3, dies after being hit by tractor

This is so sad, but one of many accidents which happen. His mother testifies to him as, among other things, ‘…a caring boy who just wanted everyone to be happy.’

I was a bit like that as a child. I only remembered a year or so ago that at probably the age of 7, I said to the void as it were in my thoughts, that if my unhappiness (I was aware of unhappy things in my family relationships) meant that the world would be happy, then I would be happy.

The angels heard and at 62 years old now I understand how this came and is still coming true. And we know that God works all things together for the good of those who love Him, who are called according to His purpose.

I also see a Brian Nutter was consider responsible for the death of his nephew, who was 4 years old and riding on the footplate of a load handler driven by Mr Nutter on the family farm in Lancashire.

Now this may be dark humour but it seems that Brian did not use his brain and was a complete nutter to let his nephew ride on the footplate at that age.

GOTT IM HIMMEL! The famously jingoistic yarns in Commando comics are under attack from woke warriors, says this war historian – and it could be their bloodiest battle yet

I enjoyed these cartoon stories as a child/teenager. The writer, Guy Walters, makes the valid point that, despite the violence, the comics are almost innocent compared to the graphic nature of computer games such as Call of Duty.

Apparently, Calum Laird, a former editor of Commando, has said the comics will be less gun-ho and presenting ‘more nuanced and compassionate depictions of wartime life.’ This is an interview with the chap.

Given that the Nazis are up to their old tricks again, perhaps the comics could still talk about the evil Hun. After all, not all Germans are Nazi or Hun-ish, many are Saxons related to us the Anglo-Saxons.

But the Nazis are nasty and always have been. The Commando should continue to portray them as such.

The shooting nowadays is not bullets of course, so much as vile vaccine ‘shots’. How about the Commando do a special cover with British Tommy saying ‘Let’s give you a taste of your own medicine, you swine Klaus Schwab, George Soros etc. etc.’ while injecting them with several needles at once and/or forcing big pharma  drugs down their throats.

Remote appointments here to stay, says top GP

This is Martin Marshall, a Professor. This tells you a little about him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Marshall

It is reported he says remote appointments are here to stay although he says they are not as suitable for older patients whatever that means.

He says the days of one doctor serving a community for decades are ‘long dead’.

And this is why many people are dead unnecessarily having being misdiagnosed by the many incompetent ill-trained doctors who do not understand the fundamentals of disease or indeed nutrition which is the key to good health.

This is interesting on continuity and long term benefits.

Note seeing a preferred GP is recommended for lower mortality. Chances of seeing the same GP twice re even one long term issue is difficult. I haven’t over my 4 years now except for seeing one part time GP more than once.

Otherwise it’s been various people, most unsatisfactory for which we pay eye-watering amounts in taxes.        

I see the NHS England issued guidance earlier this year that face-to face appointments must be offered unless there is good clinical reasons not to do so.

In the GP’s case I would say they use a cynical reason, i.e. they are too afraid of Covid 19 a.k.a. the ’flu and any excuse is valid to them not to see people if they can help it. I imagine they still receive funding via the NHS, i.e. us the taxpayers.

GP practices are after all businesses owned by the GP’s themselves but funded by us, the ignorant public who pay taxes.

These tell you more regarding Mr Marshall with regard to the Covid 19 vaccines.

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2020/december/college-response-to-changes-to-pfizer-vaccine-schedule.aspx

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2021/january/any-suggestion-precious-vaccines-should-be-thrown-away-should-be-dismissed-says-rcgp.aspx

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2021/march/rcgp-strongly-urges-health-and-care-staff-to-have-covid-19-vaccine.aspx

https://www.rcgp.org.uk/about-us/news/2021/march/rcgp-responds-to-mhra-and-ema-announcements-on-safety-of-az-vaccine.aspx

I am going to use strong language here so look away if you are overly refined.

You are a fucking idiot Martin Marshall. Vaccines do bugger all except bugger up the immune system.

They do make money for the doctors who give them and for big pharma who make these poisonous things. If they contain anything other than saline, for as I repeat, how do we really know?

It may be boring to repeat this but Covid 19 has exposed the hypocrisy and ignorance of the vast majority of the medical profession. The sooner the NHS is dismantled and doctors sacked the better.

We can then have a truly streamlined health sector made up of nutritionists/chefs and nurses and paramedics who can deal properly with health issues.

Provided of course we also teach children/adults about how to look after themselves, to cook from fresh and what foods are suitable.

This article is some further nonsense from the man. There are sensible comments at the bottom. Doctors are overpaid already for doing precious little. Rip up the contracts and start again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11032225/Top-doctor-really-concerned-general-practice-way-dentistry.html#comments

I want my money back like others in the comments. They misdiagnosed me and I have suffered as a consequence. I could use the money wisely for the benefit of truly healing others.

We could even repair the roads – that would be good.

Consultant jobs not filled

Good. Waste of money anyway. These are consultant doctors. Almost ¾ of available posts had no applicants it says.

Perhaps I should apply. I know more about diseases and health issues that many doctors now.

Someone comes to me I will say ‘Your too fat, lazy, drive everywhere and you smoke, what do you expect?’

Outrage, mumble, mumble, outrage etc. etc.

‘Ok, ok. What do you eat? Macdonald’s and fish and chips. You are ill and you are surprised??’

Outrage, mumble, mumble, outrage etc. etc.

‘No, I am not giving you a prescription drug. Here’s a recipe book and nutritional information – you can read can’t you. Yes? That’s a relief’.

I shall write a book ’How to win friends and influence people’. Mmm? Its already been done?

I might be slightly more gentle, but it is high time people got real.

Also high time home economics taught properly in schools with proper kitchens using real food. Some schools do this, how many I don’t know.

As regards consultants generally one could write a book. Then throw it at them, then clear up the mess; it would be a very heavy book.

‘clot Satan UN’ is an anagram of consultant. This explains why.

https://philforhumanity.com/Why_the_United_Nations_is_a_Useless_Failure.html

Latest Navy gear…the sports bra

Oh Gott im himmel, save us from these stupid females!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11021829/New-rules-say-female-recruits-UK-Royal-Navy-sports-bras.html

The link show 3 Lieutenants (pronounced Loo-tenants), not four captains as referred to in the article.

There are some amusing, if predictable, comments in the comments section (where else?!).

Some may say ‘bra-vo’, others may say ‘What a load of tits.’ Is this want the Royal Navy has descended to?

In a war you can imagine the scenario ‘Lieutenant, radio for support at once!’. ‘Yes sir (do they say ‘sir’ to a female captain??), fire support sir?’.

‘No, my bra strap’s broken, and I need a new bra!’

Talking about Loo-tenants how about this.

Woke Whitehall flushes away £200,000 0f your cash on mixed toilets.

This is peanuts compared to the billions lost from fraud and dodgy contracts via corrupt civil servants etc.

And if my experience is anything to go on (but please don’t ‘go’ on my experience it doesn’t flush properly), the refurbishments will be bog standard anyway.

Parents slam drag queen library tour

This is to do with Drag Queen Story Hour UK run by Aida H Dee apparently.

I wonder if this is a joke. Aida H Dee, Mmm…got it.

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_deficit_hyperactivity_disorder

Does he have ADHD? One things I for sure he will pervert children with his nonsense. What drugs is he on? Was he abused as a child? He needs serious help for his mental illness.

And his body testing for toxins. A seriously mixed up kid.

Why towns like mine desperately need ‘Bank hubs’

Why did they close the branches in the first place? To make life more difficult for customers and save some money which they will not pass on to customers.

With less staff there are less people to give checks and balances to the system and limit fraud. Where is the personal service? I want to see a friendly face, not deal with a faceless someone in a call centre somewhere.

Banks have become of limited use and frankly a waste of time.

Finally this.

Thought for the week

I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.

Matthew 25:26

And you can’t do that online via zoom.


P.S. For more news please see the Bog Standard on my world menu.https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/world-menu/

More Memes

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

12th April, 2022

It is quite a pleasant morning here in the land of the South Saxons, western section. Temperature around 14o C, light winds, and pale blue skies and some woolly, fairly high clouds. Visibility seems good.

Up here in my Cloud of course you can see forever. The end from the beginning, and vice versa. I’m not sure about writing versas (sic) today, but I am a bit bored.

Well, when I say bored, I mean I think I ought to get outside more. My wife and I are out tonight with friends to celebrate our wedding anniversary. That is, my wife and I’s anniversary, not our friends. It is important to clarify matters as some people do get the wrong end of the stick.

Such as when governments tell you to lock down when in fact they have issued guidance, such as in the UK for example.

Anyway, I fancied some memes. I hope you do too. Some may be rather out of date, but are a reminder of just how stupid some people are (if you needed reminding of course).

Canada

On review of the picture it could be ‘her’, not he. Looks like an earing and a slight bulge on the chest. Still you can’t tell nowadays.


Please note the green moron sign where it says vaccines make them feel better, rather than make them better.

Please also note the policeperson in a mask who is also a moron wearing a mask outside, rather than a scarf.

Please note it is possible they are talking about Justin Trudeau such as ‘Go home please’, an indication Justin should return to Cuba.





New Zealand





USA











The French Connection





Joe tries to make the Mark of the Beast









UK



Vatican City



Israel




P.S. If you need less memes, that is the first set of the memes I did, which have less meems in them, try this.

Covid 19 Memes

or these

T’Rudedolt the Red Nosed

Covid 19 Memes

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

1st February, 2022

‘ear ease des memes ou me mes poor mymy (sic) readers.

J’espear ill ate amuzant.

Bonn ap-pet it!


Well there you are. I would like to thank the follower who sent these in.

Baldmichael has his own salute to the Catholic priests and Nazis.


In the news – 2021 – part 1

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

16th December, 2021

N.B. Please note this post may contain a scene of a distressing nature (hint: Joe Biden). Some words may offend (hint: like Joe Biden, but there may be others).


I thought I should update you on what is going on in the UK/world from a UK perspective. For my sins, I have decided to review the headlines from the Daily Telegraph. I find it easier to read in that old fashioned spread sheet paper version than others such as the Times.

I do read other papers though; perhaps I may get a copy of something else and look at that. If it is not worth reading, I can always use it to light a fire.

To be honest, most newspapers are like that. The puzzles sections can be good though. Often the best bit.

All too often nowadays I read things and say to myself as I scan the articles ‘Bollux, bollux, complete bollux, bo…mmm, now that’s interesting, bollux, bollux’ etc. etc.

Anyway, here is a selection of headlines and my perspective/rewrite. Which may or may not be true. But hopefully funnier.

I have the strong suspicion that most of the newspapers are just running April Fool stories, whether or not it is April (which is isn’t today). They have been running them for over 20 months now, every day it seems. Here goes with mine.

Scrap use of BAME Label, race board tells Johnson.

Boris Johnson’s racial disparities commission is apparently to recommend the above. Instead of Black, Asian and minority ethnic it should become Dark, Asian and minority ethnic.

The new acronym will become DAME. This is very suitable as there is ‘nothing like a dame’ according to ‘The South Pacific’, a Polynesian publication.

Whether it will be of any use to the statisticians collecting data is a moot point.

Boris Johnson is alleged to have said he is recommending that the race board should be scrapped as he now realises that there is only one human race.

The Coalition of Race Equality Organisations (Core) has said that it is fearful that the commission could act as a fig leaf for inaction.

God has said fig leaves were never any good for covering up anything sinful. He should know; He was there in the Garden of Eden and He told Adam and Eve the same thing.

Police struggle to fight rise in scam messages from criminal gangs.

This was a misprint, as it should have read ‘Spam messages’.

Monty Python have indicated that spam is wonderful, so what are the police worried about?

Baldmichael has however commented that spam contains sodium nitrite and that is harmful to health, so police are right to be concerned.


Police aware of 7,000 sex reports.

It has been said these reports are issued termly to parents to indicate what sex their child has decided upon during term time. This varies according to the mood of the child and whether they want to get out of a particularly hard piece of homework.

It is not clear why the police should want to know this, but it is believed that this is easier than catching criminals.

However, it is understood that the sex reports are largely logged on line by Soma Sara and her team who set up a website. It has been observed that a large number of the sex reports indicate that the girls involved had got themselves drunk. It is not clear who supplied the alcohol.

The reports do also indicate instances of inappropriate behaviour/inaction by staff and pupils of all sexes.

Baldmichael says this clearly indicates how far society has fallen into chaos as a result of not observing the Most High’s commandments to love God and love their neighbour as themselves.

Illegal on the streets means illegal on line

It is not clear as to the full application of this. For example, it is illegal to urinate or defecate in a public place. This includes the streets.

However, it is quite impossible to urinate on line. I mean how can you urinate from the Cloud?? Mind you, up here on my Cloud if I get caught short I have no toilet to use. So I have to stand or sit (I said sit please note) on the edge and err, well you know.

So should you be standing underneath at the time and the rain seems yellow, then I suggest you seek shelter immediately.

If you should find that there is a sudden hail storm of brown stones then it is probably too late as these tend to come and go suddenly without warning. Best in reality to avoid going under clouds as you never know what might descend.

If you should hear a clap of thunder, this may be me, sorry about that. If it is followed by a warm wind, this can herald the brown stones, so this can be helpful as an advanced warning.

God says He has the same problem which is why in the Acts of the Apostles it talks about a ‘rushing mighty wind’.

Dutch doctors group approves euthanasia for incompetent people.

This is from

https://alexschadenberg.blogspot.com/2021/12/dutch-doctors-group-approves-euthanasia.html

It is understood that Dutch doctors have signed their own death warrant as they have become incompetent. Some people are mad.

Mind you, perhaps it’s the Dutch for you. If they can speak Double Dutch what do you expect?

Québec committee supports euthanasia for incompetent people but not for mental illness.

This is from another post on the same site as above.

https://alexschadenberg.blogspot.com/2021/12/quebec-committee-approves-euthanasia.html

It looks like the incompetent are in for the chop. I gather Justin Trudeau works in Quebec. So this seems like good news to me. Just make sure he doesn’t cross the border before you get him, will you?

Dutch Cynicism and the Burqa Ban

This is from Zeta Moire. I assume Zeta is a she, but anything is possible nowadays. I assume Zeta is not one of the variants of Covid 19 – see link at end.

Zeta talks about a ‘trans-Western project’. So is this the trans-gender movement behind this?

Anyway, I gather the ban is now in place. Yet apparently face masks are now required?? Wakey, wakey people! Or ‘Wakker worden, Wakker worden’ in Dutch.

This is ‘Wakker worden, Wakker worden, Wakker worden, Wakker worden’ in double Dutch of course, for those that don’t understand Dutch.

Alternatively in another universe this can be anagrammed as ‘wanker worked, wanker worked’.

Or ‘wanker worked, wanker worked, wanker worked, wanker worked’ in double Th’ Cud of course. I don’t know what this may mean. Th’ Cud is the anagram of Dutch in another universe.

France and the Burqa Ban

I understand these are banned in France. But masks are required nowadays??

Wakey, wakey people! Or ‘éveillé éveillé’ in French. This really means come out of the veil like a bride! The bride of Christ!! The bridegroom wants to see your face. Don’t we all.

The following is an extract from the Brittas Empire, a T.V. series in the UK based around the goings on of a leisure centre.

Series 7 (1997)

The Elephant’s Child

Linda finds Tim trying to catch a chill, to avoid the bungee jump

Tim: Gavin thinks I’m tough, but just the thought of that bungee jump scares me to death!

Linda: You’re going to die anyway if you get pneumonia.

Tim: Well, I don’t mind dying of something I’m not scared of.

This reminds me of Covid 19, except that many are very scared of it. It’s only the ‘flu. Get over it. As to how to get over it, see my other pages. Ask if you are stuck.

The key question Joe Biden must answer in his debut UN General Assembly speech Sep 21, 2021 by Frederick L. Shiels

The key question us is ‘where’s wally? or ‘where’s your brain mate?’ It could even be ‘where’s your willy’. But that’s silly, it’s in the middle of Joe Biden’s name, Joe Robinette Biden. See my link for further explanation.

Article by FOX NEWS Adam Shaw: Joe Biden calls son Hunter ‘smartest guy I know’ amid questions over business dealings

This is from The Daily Hatch Oct 29, 2020.

This is rather worrying for a president with no brain. They say that intelligence runs in the family. Along with stupidity.

Intelligence and Joe Biden is an oxymoron. Joe is a moron in need of oxygen. And a brain of course.

Biden Administration Issues Vaccine Mandates Impacting 100 million U.S. Workers. 27 States Sue.

From Time Surf Nov 6, 2021

This is confusing. It seems Sue (whoever she is) states it is only 27 people, not 100 million U.S. workers. There is a discrepancy here. We need a fact checking site to verify the truth. Provided such sites are not biased and are not being paid fat cheques to lie. Anybody checking?

I found this picture of Joe and Jill Biden at a soldiers ‘homecoming’ event. I gather there was a lot of ‘coffin’ going on (no disrespect intended). Coffin is a sign of Covid 19 symptoms, especially when you are dead. Covid 19 responsible for a lot of things, including the brave soldiers who died in Afghanistan as a result of Joe Biden’s incompetence (among other demonrats).

As far as I can tell, Joe may be thinking (I use the term loosely) ‘Where’s my wallet?’ Or maybe ‘is my pacemaker working?’ He needs one, he hasn’t got a heart.

Or ‘It says on my wrist prompter DO NOT LOOK AT WATCH WHEN THE COFFINS FILE PAST!’

I see Jill Biden has her right hand on her left tit. What is her left hand doing? Somebody once said ‘Do not let your right hand know what your left hand is doing.’ Any thoughts as to where it is?

Controlling the string to the right tit I imagine. I mean Joe Biden of course, as he is a right tit.

From Nottinghamshire County Council

Face coverings – these are shown with two handles so that two people can hold them whilst looking lovingly into each other’s eyes. Or pull ferociously in opposite directions if it is the last mask and there is a 0.01 % of dying. 

Work from home – if your home doesn’t look like this then you are buggered. If you haven’t got any work you may be buggered. If you are buggered, then…it is probably the government listening in to you. Why, what else does it mean? They have bugged you, er surely?

Covid passes – mandatory in certain settings. If this is a problem to you, change the settings on your phone.

N.B. The picture shows a type of phaser, à la Star Trek. This is to indicate this is phaser 3. The first two phasers are not shown as it is assumed the viewer of the picture is intelligent. Personally, I think pigs might fly myself given what people are doing nowadays.

N.B.B. there are 5 days between phaser 1 and phaser 2. There are 2 days between phaser 2 and phaser 3.

5 + 2 =? Answers on a postcard please. I don’t care where you send it.

It is important to see there is a significant difference in the time lengths between phasers. Why it is important, don’t ask me as I didn’t come up with the stupid poster, the government did.

N.B.B.B. This stands for Nota Bene Bebe. See be-below.

Unvaccinated mothers urge pregnant women to get jabbed

From

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/unvaccinated-mothers-urge-pregnant-women-to-get-jabbed

Pregnant women are being urged to get the vaccine by unvaccinated mothers. Why aren’t the nurses doing this? Why should unvaccinated mothers have to do the work?

If the unvaccinated mothers aren’t vaccinated, why aren’t they vaccinated? Are they jealous that someone might have more children than them, so want them poisoned by the Nazi vaccines? I’m confused.

Anyway, I thought everybody was supposed to be a pregnant person nowadays (if they want to be). Or a child rearing person, not a mother which is racist or something like that.

Bloody stupid I call it. I shall self-identify as an invincible mech-warrior or X Terminator, and marmalise the cretinous people who come up with such drivel.

Below is a picture of a pregnant person. I cannot tell if it is male or female. If it is female, it will be a WOMAN. If it is male it will be a MAN. If it is a man, he will have a cushion up his jumper. And something strapped to his chest.

Either that or he has a beer belly, and something strapped to his chest.

N.B. It could conceivably be a woman with a cushion stuffed up her jumper. I don’t know, do I?!

To be continued…

P.S. Do not have any vaccines unless you are into self-harm or like playing Russian roulette with your body. Do not play Russian roulette with your unborn child’s life (if you have one) as they have no choice in the matter.

If you are into self-harm or Russian roulette please don’t. I or others will try to help if we can. Life is better than that.

V is for…..Vaccination

Various Variants – Covid 19

Joe Biden

If you still think masks are worth wearing against the ‘flu, a.k.a. Covid 19 try M is for…..Masks

From the Public Eye

11th March 2021

The following extracts have been taken from somewhere and adapted for use following the time honoured tradition of many journalists who like to poke fun at goings on around the world. The public readership who prefer a laugh then are more likely to read the articles to try and work out what is really going on as there may be some nugget of truth hidden away.

There are some links to pages on this site which may be of further interest to those who are in need of additional humour. These can be found at the end of the five pieces below. And just as some truth may be hidden away, you may find Joe Biden hid’en away.

It should be stated that this emphatically does not mean that Joe Biden is being truthful as we would not wish to defame his character, merely that references to him are occasionally made.

Shelling Kills Eight in Kabul

The market in Kabul was the scene of chaos as indiscriminate shelling took place yesterday. ‘It was dreadful’ said Ahmed. ‘All these shells started raining down on people’s heads’.

‘As soon as we took cover the shelling would stop,’ he explained. ‘But as soon as we went back to our stalls, it would start again.’

When asked who was responsible, he explained it was the monkeys who pinched the pistachios from his father’s stall, then went up onto the roofs of nearby buildings to eat them. They then pelted passers-by with the empty shells.

The monkeys were unavailable for comment, despite tempting them with figs.

The casualties were 8 Taliban fighters who ran for cover but fell into an open latrine and were drowned. The locals, who did not wish to be named, said this was despicable as there was enough dung in the latrine already.

Four unknown Constables Found

Several unknown drawings have been unearthed in Lewes, Sussex, England. They have been taken to Sussex Police Headquarters for analysis.

They are believed to be the work of four constables who have been wandering the corridors there for some time. The constables may be trainees who lost their marbles when they started wearing masks and refused to take them off, even when eating.

The Chief Constable has reliably informed us that Sid (sic) is looking into the case, drawing on his long experience to solve the problem.

We have said we can provide Sid with paper to draw on instead. The Chief Constable declined to comment further.

Extra £3 Billion for NHS not enough to reduce back log, Doctors warn

Leading medics said the extra £3 Billion promised for the NHS is a ‘stop gap’ to deal with the mammoth waiting list.

An insider in the NHS, who refused to give his/her name, said that as far as he/she was aware, no mammoths had ever been treated by the NHS.

In any event, the ‘back log’ was a jargon medical term for constipation.

‘It’s a serious problem, really serious’ he/she explained. ‘And it’s not a stop gap, that’s the last thing the poor patients want. They need Senokot or Picolax – that’s really good, shift a whole field of constipated horses that would’.

Se’ville Society reports health bosses receiving bonuses for hitting targets

It has been reported that health bosses are receiving large bonuses (a.k.a. large sums of money) for hitting targets. The targets are understood to be the customers who are now black and blue from the bruising caused by the hitting.

Customers are also understood to be called patients for patiently enduring being hit and not fighting back.

Public Eye has questioned various health bosses as to what they would get if they murdered the customers/patients instead. They declined to comment.

However, a whistle blower, a.k.a. a referee, has informed us that they are already murdering people with Nazi (sick) (sic) drugs.

He/she explained that these drugs can take a while to act, so murder is slow and painful for the recipients which has always pleased the Nazis.

When asked why people have not spoken up about this earlier and the perpetrators brought to justice, the whistle blower hung up.

Black flags flying at White House

It is reported that black flags are flying at various public buildings in Washington D.C. (D.C. apparently stands for Demoncratic Controlled). The reason for this is unclear.

It is believed these are the POW*MIA veterans flags. It is said they show a silhouette of Joe Biden’s head in the white circle below the initials. It is understood that the initials stand for Prisoners Of War* Missing In Action.

Someone has also said the prisoners refer to those in lockdown across the USA, mainly in Demoncratic Controlled States. And that Missing in action refers to Joe Biden’s head or brain, they are not sure which.

We are reliably informed that he tried to use it recently and lost it (again). However, it appears to the editor that he may have been born without a brain as it is possible, apparently, to exist without one.

The flags are being flown at half-mast to indicate that someone is dead. It is rumoured that the most likely person is Joe Biden. We are keen to have further information on this subject to confirm or deny these rumours.

Further links

As stated earlier here are some links. Again I consider these to be funny or humorous; but then I am easily pleased.

Please note the order of the list is deliberate to indicate what many governments around the world are like at the moment. As in ‘jamming’ up the economies and ‘spouting rubbish’ to the public. I’ll leave you to work it out.

G is for…..Guidance

U is for…..Union. European Union

M is for…..Masks

S is for….. States of the U.S.A.

Covid Marshals

Rule of Six 

A is for…..Anti-social distancing

P is for…..Planets

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson