By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
23rd December, 2021
Why? Why not, that’s what I say. After all, this is my blog. Whose press then?
Well, I would say stop pressing people to get a vaccine, or as it is currently called, a booster. I don’t of course mean your good selves, dear readers, but the governments or indeed any of their lackeys.
Or the NHS or people who believe that because they are vaccinated you should be too. This is apparently due to them thinking (I use the term loosely) that if we all get vaccinated we shall achieve turd immunity.
Mmm? You think I have misspelled the word? You mean vaccinated? No? Well immunity then? No? Mmm, let’s see, let me think….. ah! I have it, you mean turd don’t you? Well, done Baldy, got there in the end.
Well, the thing is that if we all get vaccinated, people, many people sadly believe that this will enable us to all get on with our lives and not have to live with all the, to put it bluntly, bullshit, they have had to put up with over the last 20 months or so.
But don’t forget that an awful lot of people have had what, again to be blunt, are shitty lives. Whether in the shitty (sic) or the rural areas! It is too easy to forget there are shanty towns which are shitty, places where shit of all sorts gets dumped where it shouldn’t.
And now there is pressure to make their lives even worse with poisonous vaccines (this has been done before but not at the current scale). Assuming of course they are not merely saline. Who knows, people gladly will sell you nothing for something.
Anyway, vaccines do do not do anything for any kind of immunity as I have said elsewhere, and certainly not against turds. They are there all over the place, to be found online as people write lots of crap, a.k.a. rubbish, if you prefer, about Covid and a whole host of other things.
By the way did anyone spot my deliberate mistake there? Do do? Quite right. ‘Why did you do do that?’ I hear you cry. Well, ‘do do’ can be as in dog do, dog shit.
But really, who wants to think about such matters at Christmas, let alone any other time of the year. Except there are lots of people who do have to deal with such things at any time of the year, so do try and remember them and help where you can.
In the mean time I have been reading some headlines in a newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, or Torygraph as it has been called. I thought I would do a quick resume/observations of ones that caught my eye. From 21st December, 2021.
This website gives some pointers, and quotes in italics from this unless otherwise stated.
The vax divide tearing us apart.
There is a young man and a young woman having an argument. They are arguing about who does the vax or vacs. This who is to do the cleaning before Christmas with the vacuum cleaner, I imagine.
On the other hand perhaps it is about the vaccine. I will have it, I won’t have it. ‘We’ll all die!’ ‘No we won’t, it’s the ‘flu!’.
‘You will kill me!’ ‘No I won’t, but if you have vaccine it might’.
‘You will infect me!’ ‘No, if the vaccine is going to protect you, then you will be okay.’
‘But it doesn’t fully protect me!’ ‘So why did you have it then?’
‘Because the government told me too!’ ‘No the government/NHS etc. offered it to you, advertised it incessantly, but it did not tell you too.’
‘My boss said I will lose my job if I don’t!’ ‘Go tell your boss to sod off (politely)’
‘But if I lose my job, we won’t be able to pay the mortgage!’ ‘If you are ill or maimed by the vaccine, you may not be able to work again. If you are dead you definitely won’t be able to work again. And while I am at it, why the hell did we borrow so much money to buy this pokey flat/apartment??’
Anyway, that sort of conversation may be ensuing. Telling your boss politely to sod off could be in the form of ‘Please sod off’ as this uses the polite word ‘please’.
It is however not quite what I meant, even though some of us may wish to use this or stronger language.
A carefully written letter to your employer may be of great use as in ‘Are you willing to accept all liability if I am ill within the next, say, 10 years or forever, whichever is the longer, as a consequence of taking the vaccine you say is necessary to remain employed at your firm/NHS etc. etc.’
There is an example online. Here is a link.
On the assumption your employer will not sign it then you can then say ‘Well then, I won’t have the vaccine.’ You should be able to explain why it is dangerous, and that you don’t wish to play Russian roulette with your body.
If they should possibly sign it then you will to review your options. People advise make sure your employer fires you and then you may be able to sue for unfair dismissal. But don’t leave merely because of undue pressure, unless you are happy to do so.
It is your judgement, but do seek advice as best you can and someone faithful to support you.
Confusion at Christmas
BORIS JOHNSON was last night urged to bring clarity to Christmas as plans were thrown into limbo amid uncertainty over new restrictions.
Well, Christmas is when many celebrate Jesus of Nazareth’s birth at Bethlehem. Many people forget this is what we used to do more whole heartedly. Perhaps Boris ‘Karloff’ Johnson might mention this.
He might also mention that the government has issued GUIDANCE. It says so on the website gov.uk under Coronavirus (COVID-19).
You need to show your NHS COVID Pass at nightclubs, some venues and large events to show you’re fully vaccinated, have had a negative test result in the last 48 hours, or you have an exemption.
‘you have an exemption.’ Means you have a brain and don’t need to follow government advice, thank you all the same. If you don’t have a brain, then follow the advice if you can. Be ill or dead, but don’t expect me to bury or look after you as I have my hands full looking after the living.
By the way, the new restrictions are more or less the old restrictions rehashed to make the more confusing in a clear manner. Which probably doesn’t help.
So just ignore the GUIDANCE and have the best Christmas you can, helping friend and families (and enemies if you can).
I haven’t double checked but I strongly suspect that a negative test result might include a C- etc on a test paper, the cricket test was against your favorite side or indeed any other sporting test.
Or that you have had a pregnancy test. Current prices may be around £5.00 if you actually want one. If you are a man this should (I hope!) be negative. Otherwise you should be seriously worried.
This will be more problematic than Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu.
Trans people should be able to declare gender
This is blindingly obvious. If they are male, they can say they are male. If they are female they can say they are female.
If they are not sure which they are, then tell them to have a look and check their bodies for the tell-tale signs. The internet will help or another male or female, a.k.a as a sensible person.
If they are still unsure then they are confused. But don’t ask the government as it doesn’t know what it is either at the moment.
N.B. Anybody who is Trains gender is no doubt feeling chuffed with themselves (That’s my Christmas joke).
Frequent attenders ‘fuel increased pressure of GP’s’
This is not news. This has been the case for a long time. Too many people don’t know how to look after themselves properly.
In any event, GP’s in general only look at the internet nowadays it seems when you are there at the surgery. They will by and large only treat the symptoms, not the cause. And treat the symptoms with pointless poisonous neuro-toxic drugs.
Any old fuel (sic) should see this, like me and I did. Too many GP’s are fuel-ish (sic). It’s sickening.
Queen cancels Christmas at Sandringham
This is sad, as she will now only have the small space at Windsor Castle to run around in, together with other members of her extended family; we don’t know who.
They will presumably have Windsor Great Park to run around in. I believe this is not quite 5,000 acres, so not very large for a queen and her family, however many turn up.
Of course they will have to share at least some of it with the smelly general public if the smelly general public are not afraid of venturing out given the ‘ghastly plague’.
The ‘ghastly plague’ maybe other members of the royal family, but again we don’t know how many will turn up.
Kahn cancels New Year’s Eve Trafalgar Square Event
This is presumably due to the ‘Wrath of Kahn’, a Star Trek film. Anyway, it seems Kahn, the mayor of London is saying you can’t.
Personally, I would tell him to go and jump in the Thames. Or throw him in, as I understand this is now government guidance for dealing with Covid 19, so it is alleged. I think you kahn, others may say you kahn’t. But I may be wrong, so do double check.
However, I daresay Nelson on top of his column may be happier as he won’t get woken up this year by the revellers. On the other hand, perhaps the revellers scare away the pigeons, and they won’t shit on Nelson for a bit.
There is a picture of a nurse holding something like a syringe in her right hand. I assume it is a nurse, but it could be an actor. She is wearing a mask for some reason. Perhaps the photographer might be able to give her Covid 19 or vice versa.
Or perhaps she is an actor after all, and doesn’t want to be recognised in case she gives the game away. Yes, I’ll go with that.
By the way, I think the plastic bit on top of the syringe is meant to come off and there is a needle underneath. You don’t need to worry that she might inject you with the plastic.
You should however be concerned that she might inject you with a poisonous vaccine. You just can’t tell so best to be safe, not sorry, and avoid them altogether. Unless you like Russian roulette.
High streets lose shoppers to ‘Covid-friendly’ retail parks
This is odd as you would have thought there will be lots of Covid around in retail parks if they are friendly to it. So go to High Streets instead where presumably they are not friendly to Covid. Anyway, small businesses need your help.
And I thought Covid 19 was number 1 enemy at the moment. All very odd.
I gather that Chichester Retail Park in West Sussex is very busy so lots of people crowding into the shops there presumably. I can’t see from my Cloud, its rather misty today.
So I reckon lots of social distancing going on if people are rather near to each other which seems likely. The crowds may ‘catch Covid’. There will another wave of Covid after Christmas as a result. This will be due to the vaccines among other things. And eating and drinking too much etc. etc.
But the blame will be put on the ‘ghastly plague’. People are mad, quite mad.
Boris emerges from ominous meeting to say the party’s not over…yet
Ominous has to do with Omicron I believe. Anyway, apparently the party’s not over it seems. That’s nice. I hope Boris and chums are having a good time at the party. I like a good party, especially if there is dancing. Any chance of an invite Boris?
Mind you, on second thoughts they might all threaten to vaccinate me. I really don’t want to be associated with all those needles, a.k.a. a load of pricks.
Moderna booster gives 50 pc more protection than Pfizer, says study.
Well, I make that 50% of 0 which is…don’t rush me…ah yes, 0. Clever Baldy. So whichever one you have, it doesn’t matter. Unless one is more dangerous than the other, in which case it does. But why take the risk? Don’t have either unless your brain is missing.
However, the headline might have meant 50 PC’s, Police Constables. I thought police constables were meant to protect the public; why do they need boosters? Unless boosters is another word for pay rises funded by big pharma. As opposed to the taxpayer footing the bill for the Bill.
On the same page is a photo of God with us Mac Ron, the president of Vichy or fishy France at the moment. There is a cuirassier guard to the right of him. It looks like a female, but you cannot be sure. ‘She’ has a slight smile, rather like the Mona Lisa.
Perhaps it is the Mona Lisa come to life. Perhaps the guard has just farted, and that’s why Mac Ron is seen to be putting on a mask before he is overwhelmed by the smell.
On the other hand, perhaps she is thinking ‘I wonder if anyone will notice if I cut off the head of the beast with my sword’.
Giant Millipedes may have roamed the North
Apparently a fossil was found on the beach at Howick in Northumberland. It is supposed to have been ‘…as long as a car’.
I think this is one of the April Fool’s that is written about each day now.
However, the BBC has more info.
When the giant millipede lived, 326 million years ago, the north-east of England had a much more tropical climate than today.
This specimen was found in what researchers believe was an old river channel. It may well not actually be the fossil of a dead creature, but an exoskeleton that was shed as the massive millipede grew.
“Finding these giant millipede fossils is rare, because once they died, their bodies tend to disarticulate, so it’s likely that the fossil is a moulted carapace that the animal shed as it grew,” said Mr Davies. “We have not yet found a fossilised head, so it’s difficult to know everything about them.”
One thing that can be said with certainty is, that in common with almost all millipedes, it did not have 1,000 legs – the researchers believe it had at least 32, but it may have been up to 64.
This fossil is just the third Arthropleura to be discovered, and is far older and larger than the two previous specimens which were both found in Germany.
So it was 360 million years old eh? Are you sure? Why are you so sure?
You believe where it was found ‘…was an old river channel’ do you? You only believe, you are not sure?
It may not be the fossil of the creature, but an exoskeleton. Really, well I never! But you’re not sure though, are you.
I see finding these fossils is rare. In fact this is only the third. I make that extremely rare, not just rare. The other two were found in Germany. Germany, the home of current germ theory. Mmm, German germ theory was, and is, a load of bollux too.
You haven’t yet found a fossilised head. And it’s difficult to know everything about them. So it might not be a fossil of the creature or even a millipede.
But it didn’t have a 1,000 legs. And probably, probably mind, 32 or maybe 64. As the Beatles might have sung ‘Will you still love it if it has 64?’
I could go on and on. But it is all bollux. It is something, but beyond that you can’t really be sure. Yet. If ever.
So another April Fool’s then, definitely. Some people will believe anything. Like thinking the vaccines are worth having etc. etc. Next please!
Brexiteers concerned over Truss workload
So am I. She is being ‘trussed’ up of course. Next!
Prison inspectors say inmates should get keys to their cells
Excellent idea! Give them the front door key as well, and say they can go out all day as long as they are back by 11p.m. or else they will be on the naughty step and get their bottoms spanked by matron. Okay, some of them will enjoy that, but it’s the thought that counts. Next!
Government ministers say pensioners should be locked up in their homes
This is the current guidance, and due to the fact that prisoners may get the keys – see above.
Personally I think this is rubbish, and another April fool. In fact I can’t see it in the newspaper at all, so I think someone just made it up. Baldmichael’s on the naughty step, tut tut.
Like the one about Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu and we are all going to die by, with or from it. Someday. Whateva’. Next!
Gambling by pensioners surged during lockdown.
I believe they were betting on whether Boris was going to lock them down again at Christmas to spoil their fun. Or whether it was worth the risk to go outside when the moronic version of the virus is raging.
Or which of their friends was going to go down with dementia, die or be debilitated or even defibrillated as result of having the poisonous vaccines. Next!
Murder suspect held after lightning strike
I thought at first that they were trying to blame an innocent man for a murder clearly caused by lighting. Silly me.
It was the yacht. ‘Oh lord, please bring justice’ cried out the murder victims family. ‘Right oh’ said the Lord. BAM! ‘Bother’ said the Lord (I think that’s what He said). ‘Missed, and only hit his yacht!’
Many of you are no doubt wondering why the Lord has not hit a lot of people this year with His lightening. I asked Him. He says that it takes a while to charge up the generators, and although He has a lot of wonderful angels on the job, they can’t do everything at once.
Miracles the angels can do straightaway. The impossible takes a little longer. Be patient a little longer please.
And don’t forget to do your own bit of loving while you can in the meanwhile. Next!
Rebel democrat tells Biden he will not be beaten up
That’s Joe Biden will not be beaten up, not the rebel democrat. No, apparently Joe Biden is going to be put in a peach or something like that, then hung (out to dry), drawn (on by anybody who wants to) and quartered (in a home for the mentally bewildered).
This will probably be the same as the one in which Jack Nicholson starred in, ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. Jack’s character got smothered with a pillow by Will Sampson who played “Chief” Bromden. Jack’s character had had a lobotomy.
So as Joe Biden has no brain either, perhaps Jack might like to have a go as “Chief” Bromden as Will Sampson is dead. Next!
A conspiracy of silence has left us trapped in permanent Covid fear.
This makes reference to the headline and article.
Well, some of us have not been silent. We have been shouting from the roof tops – well, okay, in my case from my Cloud – ‘Oi, read the GUIDANCE. You don’t have to be this stupid. It’s GUIDANCE. This means you don’t have to do it. Nanny state is not there to tell you what to do all the time.
Look, if you don’t wake up soon, it will be telling you how to wipe your bottoms next.’
Gordon Bennett (distant cousin of Elizabeth Bennett – Pride and Prejudice – on her mother’s side), have you all lost your marbles??!….(bang, bang, bang)…. sound of Baldmichael beating his head against brick wall in despair. Next!
Stop this perpetual spiral of restrictions
This means ignore the restrictions and get on with your lives, loving people, including yourself, as best you can.
Although note the Telegraph article I found this.
It says in a sub-link According to data from North Carolina public health officials, vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.
In the link it says among other things.
Even with highly effective vaccines, the number of post-vaccination cases is expected to rise as virus transmission goes up and as more people are vaccinated.
Patients are counted as vaccinated if they provide proof of vaccination or if their vaccination status can be verified through North Carolina’s Covid-19 Vaccination Management System (CVMS). Patients who are not vaccinated, partially vaccinated, cannot provide proof of vaccine or whose vaccination status cannot be confirmed in CVMS are categorized as unvaccinated.
I cannot see where it says ‘vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.’ Anybody help me?
It does indicate that case will rise, among other things, due to the vaccines. This is not surprising, the vaccines poison you, so what do you expect.
Those who are counted as unvaccinated are, in fact, going to include some vaccinated or partly vaccinated. Perhaps even a lot of vaccinated.
So in other words the main article is a load of bollux. CDC people mutilating statistics are lying, conniving bastards. Or bars-turds, sons of turds, bullshitters.
People will believe anything nowadays. I hope you don’t. Next!
Get Boosted nOw
This shows a picture of a lady with the words Get Boosted nOw. The O in now is large so that people can realise that when you get injected you will go ‘Ow!’
What you will say when you fall ill from the jab is unclear. ‘Woe is me!’ probably.
What you will say when you are dead from the jab is not recorded, but then the dead don’t usually speak.
The lady’s look does not inspire me with great confidence, but then I am biased; I know the vaccine is at best pointless (apart from the needle which has a point with which to inject you. If it didn’t have a point, there would be no point, would there?).
There are a couple of whiches there. This is an indication of the witches who will be injecting you. This is a case of whichcraft of course.
To sum up
We are likely to be in for a tough winter. The next wave of deaths will be vaccine fueled as the latest variety of Stupid 20 runs riot in the nation of the UK and no doubt elsewhere. What shall I call it? Mmm…
…well, I suppose as omicron is the Covid 19 vaccine variant (caused by the vaccines), I will make mine the moronic variant.
Better still, the chronic moronic version. So let’s say this is a Christmas Special, The Two Chronies’ starting O’Micronie Barkingmad and Moronie Corbetthiswill runandrun.
For those of you who would like a Christmas Special which will help you relax why not try The Two Ronnies.
And don’t forget that the Lord God
‘He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to Him all are alive’
P.S. My next post should be ‘Away in a manger’ for Christmas Eve