Australia: Ranjana Srivastava and Ian Barr, doctors; what’s the truth about them?

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

28th July 2022

Government warning: expect some strong language as the writer is getting seriously irritated by people’s stupidity down under.

I found this article in my wanderings on the Net.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/14/cant-afford-to-catch-the-flu-move-to-the-desert-alone-or-get-a-flu-shot

So I find another Covidiot do I? Yes, I do. Someone who thinks the ‘flu can be restricted by a ‘flu shot. As if shooting anybody ever prevented anything.

And she references another Covidiot Ian Barr. Poor Australia to have these goons trying to advise you on your health.

Anyway, I thought having been led here I had better do something about them. The Australians were fighting in the desert in Egypt 80 years ago in 1942, so I must do something for those fighting today in Australia against the medical Nazis.

Ranjana Srivastava

Ranjana Srivastava is an oncologist, supposedly a specialist on cancer. She works in the public healthcare system in Victoria, Australia. According to Wikipedia she has a first class honours degree in medicine and

In 2004, she received the distinguished Fulbright Award, which she used to obtain a fellowship in medical ethics and doctor-patient communication at the MacLean Center for Clinical Medical Ethics at the University of Chicago.[5] Srivastava received a second Fulbright Award to undertake a Master in Public Administration (MPA) at Harvard University. She is also the recipient of a John F. Kennedy merit scholarship to Harvard University.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranjana_Srivastava

I see she went to University of Chicago. Given this is within Jay Pritzker’s domain that does not bode well. However, I see this article talks about the corruption the universities generally by the Neo-liberals (this is another word for communists, but Neo-liberal sounds more acceptable nowadays).

See this below.

How Corrupt Are Universities? Audit Culture, Fraud Prevention, and the Big Four Accountancy Firms

https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/695833

This link below does not sound good for the University of Chicago.

https://www.chicagomaroon.com/article/2017/5/1/special-problem-university-chicagos-troubled-histo/

Anyway going back to Ranjana Srivastava I see she has published a number of books. They seem more concerned with dying well than living well.

Or indeed pointing out that cancer is primarily a disease due to poor life style, and nutrition, plus the many toxins in the environment.

As well as chemotherapy and immuno-therapy for cancer.

If I had not had a misdiagnosis of cancer myself I would not have understood this. I underwent treatment alongside other patients having traditional chemotherapy knowing that it was doing them no good. I still thought my immuno-therapy treatment was of some use, until I worked out what was going on.

They don’t tell you what is in the wretched stuff, and what the ‘ingredients’ are; either water and salt plus various poisons, heavy metal and other Nazis (sic).

Returning to Ranjana once more she seems to spend a lot of time addressing ‘…graduation ceremonies, commencement ceremonies, and major gatherings.’ Does she spend much time looking at the real science and the truth behind it all?

No, obviously not, otherwise she would not be doing what she does.

I see she did a TEDx talk on the art of ‘The Art of Medicine.’ Not the science note, the art.

She writes a lot for the Guardian including the article referred to at the beginning. This includes the paragraph

The most upsetting thing was that he was only 42 years old. He wasn’t a smoker or an asthmatic, wasn’t overweight or unfit and had none of the chronic diseases that could explain the severity of his illness. He was simply unlucky and like most people his age, unprotected by the influenza vaccine because he didn’t think strong men like him could be felled by a mere virus.

42 years old eh?! 42 the ultimate answer etc etc. He was unlucky eh? Perhaps he had had the ‘flu vaccine or indeed another vaccine? Who can tell?

She is a grade 1 imbecile, graduating with a first class honours degree in Stupidity. I will call it a BS degree as opposed to a BA, i.e a Bull Shit degree.

If you haven’t seen what the virus is, then I will repeat it is the toxicosis or poisoning of the body caused by the internal toxicosis of the body, mainly via urea, partly due to metabolism of food and partly due to the many poisons in our environment which can and do enter our bodies in the air, food and water.

If indeed the so-called experts are looking at anything at all, it is the exosome, part of the body’s defence system.

To be honest, it is fairly obvious she spends a lot of time talking and empathising with the dying but doesn’t care much for the truth about disease for the living.

There is her book ‘After Cancer: A Guide to Living Well.’ but I haven’t read it. Why is the information about cancer not free anyway?

Too much money to be made from what is the cancer industry that’s why. Keep people ill and keep the tills ringing.

Whilst you would have to pay for the book, if you must buy something I recommend ‘Cancer. Why are we still dying to know the truth.’ by Phillip Day.

The truth may shock you if you don’t already realise from what I have told you. The depth of the Nazi medical deceit is enormous, like the tip of an iceberg.

Here are various articles on her.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jul/28/the-incredible-true-story-of-the-cancer-patient-who-didnt-have-cancer

It starts with this.

People deserve better than a never-ending stream of unproven practices dangled before them in the guise of hope

These are the unproven practices of chemo and immuno-therapy, radiation and surgery. They poison, burn and cut you up, but do not heal you.

There also those who will exploit people with herbal remedies without looking at the whole person properly, but they don’t usually poison, burn or cut people up which is the main stream oncology route.

If she says they don’tt interact with chemo etc. this is bcause the chemo is very poisonous. It is not rocket science. Even herbal remedies can’t mitigate against the stupidity of poisoning yourself at the same time with heavy metals.

If you want quackery go to an oncologist like Ranjana Srivastava, she will help you die well with chemo and immuno-therapy, radiation and surgery.

Oh, and some neuro-toxic drugs to help finish you off. How kind.

She apparently said this.

My bile rises as I’m asked to move my dying cancer patient out of ICU to make room for an unvaccinated man with Covid

Well Ranjana, my bile rises when I read about your evil stupidity. Read the comments, I think they feel the same way.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/23/i-understand-why-my-patient-is-scared-to-lose-her-hair-it-signals-the-loss-of-life-as-she-knows-it

No one needs to lose their hair if they don’t go to an oncologist and get chemo and immuno-therapy, radiation and surgery.

I had one immuno-therapy session next to an elderly lady who had a strange contraption on her head which was chilling her head to help her from losing her hair from the chemo-therapy. This was more like torture as it was uncomfortable, she said.

This is not what I saw but gives some idea of what is done.

https://www.cancercenter.com/community/blog/2020/02/hair-loss-cooling-caps

This is the medical Nazis and people like Ranjana Srivastava for you. Bastards.

It says

Clicking on various entries, I piece together her story. She struggled through the chemotherapy I had prescribed and eventually stopped due to the toxicities I had feared. She became tired, suffered nerve damage and faced such a decline in her quality of life that she couldn’t stand the thought of more treatment.

A year went by, then two, four, seven and eight. She stopped having scans. And now, she comes just once a year to be told she is fine but a medical enigma.

There is no enigma, just the enigma of how incredibly ignorant Ranjana Srivastava is. I stopped my treatment because I worked out what was really going on. I was misdiagnosed. The bastard oncologists should have known better.

The treatment has harmed me and I paid for it indirectly through taxes. I want my money back and compensation for the damage you caused.

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/12/five-things-to-remember-after-getting-the-dreaded-cancer-diagnosis

I would say first of all get a copy of the laboratory test. Mine after a lengthy spell trying to get it, suggested what is was but the oncologist’s letter said proven which it wasn’t. The oncologist was lying.

Get a second opinion and a separate test. It is written by the mouth of 2 or 3 witnesses is a matter established. The laboratories should be independent but I wonder how independent they are and who funds them.

And look properly at what you are eating and your lifestyle, work environment, vitamin D levels etc. before agreeing to be poisoned, burnt and cut up.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/childhood-cancer-treatments-can-result-in-a-host-of-chronic-illnesses-20141119-11psk4.html

The article says it all. The treatments are harmful and as I realised, utterly pointless. The equivalent of a concentration camp for which you have volunteered for Nazi experiments.

This is on the cancer quackery of the main stream medical Nazi establishment.

http://www.whale.to/cancer/chemo.html

I see Ranjana failed to be selected as a Liberal candidate in a Federal election. That’s a relief. I consider her a narcissist and I should think that says it all, she love the lime light. A child of Satan, who also fell in love with himself and fell from heaven.

Anagrams of her name include the following:

Ara Jarvis Satan van

jr Varanasi va Satan – Varanasi is in India. Varanasi was founded by Shiva in Hindu mythology. Shiva is a ‘vera nasty’ piece of work!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varanasi

Asian raj rv va Satan

Satan raj sarin va va  – Sarin is a very nasty poison.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin

Iran Javas var Satan

Ara jr NASA Viv Satan

ajar vain vars Satan

Ava jan variant SARS

There are 10,000 phrases at least with the word Satan as part of the that phrase. Given the evidence against her I am not surprised.

Ian Barr

I can’t find much about him but this gives some info.

https://theconversation.com/profiles/ian-barr-3442

It says

Dr Barr has had over 30 years experience in Research and Development both in academic institutes and at CSL Limited on various topics such as vaccine development, mucosal immunology, adjuvants, cancer therapeutics, immune system development and diagnostics. Since July 2000 he has been working solely on influenza at the WHO Centre and has authored or co-authored over 70 publications on various aspects of influenza. Dr Barr is also an Honorary Senior Research Fellow, Faculty of Science, School of Applied Science, Monash University, Victoria, Australia.

Experience

2005–presentDeputy Director, WHO Collaborating Centre for Reference and Research on Influenza

2000–2005 Head of Laboratories, WHO Collaborating Centre for Reference and Research on Influenza

Education

1985 Monash University, PhD

1977 Monash University, BSc (Hons)

Research Areas

Medical Virology (110804)

A quick look at his anagrams doesn’t reveal much. ‘an briar’, ‘ ar Brian’ and ‘ar brain’ I note. I might say as you will see from below that briar meaning ‘thorn’ might reflect how he has become tangled in the lies about ‘flu and vaccines.

I have friend called Brian who is a good man, but there was Brain in ‘The Magic Roundabout’ who was a bit dim. And there is ‘The life of Brian’, the Monty Python film where Brian is rather dim.

As for ‘ar brain’, well he might have had one, but he hasn’t used it properly, useless he is being deliberately stupid.

Anyway, in essence he is a researcher and developer of so-called therapeutics etc. including vaccines. But he is not someone who as far as I can tell has hands on experience of seeking to heal people. Here are some links re his thoughts.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/is-the-flu-worse-than-before-how-quickly-can-i-be-reinfected-influenza-expert-ian-barr-answers-readers-questions-20220628-p5ax49.html

Barr says the end of most COVID-19 restrictions, waning vaccination rates (fewer than 40 per cent of the population have so far received their seasonal flu shot) and increased testing for the virus are likely factors in the soaring numbers.

Well, Ian how about the vaccinations causing the soaring numbers or are you completely stupid? Here is a questioner.

I tested positive for influenza two days ago and had symptoms the day before that. My symptoms are mild (I had the flu vaccine in May). How long should I isolate for? – Finn

Well, Finn, as this article was posted 28th June 2022, perhaps you might consider that the vaccine overloaded your immune system and caused the problem.

If most people won’t get severe disease from the flu, what’s the benefit of getting the vaccine? I’ve read that it’s less than 50 per cent effective at reducing the severity of the flu. I wouldn’t take a tablet that was only 50 per cent effective. – Paul

Well said Paul. What is Ian’s response?

It’s a personal choice, for sure. But some people are more affected by influenza; not everybody has mild responses to it. A number of people end up in hospital and a number of people die. If you’re aged six months to five years, if you’re over 65, if you’re pregnant, if you’re a Torres Strait Islander or Aboriginal, you should definitely consider it. You also could have worse outcomes if you have underlying conditions such as heart and lung issues, diabetes, asthma, obesity – so that’s a pretty big chunk of the population. And even if you don’t fit into those categories, chances are the people you interact with will, so you should have some thought for your family and friends as well as yourself.

A generic waffle of an answer. Paul, all being well, is a man and cannot, despite the loony left, get pregnant. Ian is a moron if he thinks this is a good answer. No specifics from him.

In any event, he does not know what the ‘flu is anyway. See my explanation earlier.

This was posted 11th Feb 2020.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-11/early-outbreaks-to-blame-for-worst-flu-season-on-record/11949320

More than 310,000 people presented to Australian health services with influenza in 2019, marking the country’s worst flu season on record

Researchers say that it was one of the most successful vaccination years to date but early outbreaks occurred before vaccines were given out

Ooh, let me think now, how could that be? Mmm…I know how about the vaccines causing the outbreak, after all they contain poisons? Ian Barr’s answer?

“Definitely in terms of influenza seasons 2019 was the biggest Australia has had … it was very unusual,” Dr Barr said.

“I think one of the big reasons it was a such a severe season was that in most states, it was very prolonged.”

That was part of his answer but shows how ignorant he is. He thinks, he doesn’t know. And he says it was ‘…such a severe season…’ because it was very long!! As I say, the man is a complete moron.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/australian-medical-association-pleading-with-aussies-to-wear-masks-again/news-story/eaaddecfbdfcb8ef481c6a47cec03be1

There is this image in the article.

Please note the sensible blonde and the not so sensible dark haired girl. The blonde may be bleached but at least she is not wearing a mask. The dark haired one looks as if she may wonder if not wearing a mask is better.

A “dreadful” strain of influenza has gone from “zero to 100 faster than your favourite electric car”, says the president of the Victorian branch of the Australian Medical Association, Dr Roderick McRae.

Your favourite electric car?? Good grief Roderick, are you trying to sell electric cars?? Anagrams of his name are ‘acrider mocker’, ‘cockier marred’ and ‘comrade Errick’.

And ‘acre crime dork’ and ‘ak crime record’. I am seriously concerned.

He said people should ideally be wearing N95 or filtration masks but “any old mask” helps because, “it makes people think, ‘Oh yeah, there’s something going around’”.

There is something going round and it is called brain-dead stupidity. And it helps make people buy a useless mask. Roderick McRae is brain-dead.

By the way Moronic is the latest variant of Stupid 20 but is fast mutating into Imbecilic.

Ian Barr says

“There’s a difference between this flu and other flus – in young children these symptoms will persist, you’ll have fever, cough, muscle soreness and fatigue.”

Duh, Ian, these are standard ‘flu symptoms you dickhead. If anyone in Australia trusts this idiot they have shit for brains. I am getting seriously annoyed here people.

Infectious disease expert Robert Booy told NCA NewsWire that both influenza and Covid were highly contagious viral infections that could lead to serious illness, hospitalisation or even death.

Bollox. They are not contagious, you cannot ‘catch’ them like balls. Robert Booy is taking balls. Anagrams of his name include ‘booby retro’, ‘robbery too’, ‘boy re robot’, ‘retro yobbo’, ‘er rot yobbo’. I hope you are not surprised.

Another article posted 11th April, 2022.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/11/flu-predicted-to-roar-back-during-australias-winter-after-two-year-reprieve

Nigel Stocks, a professor of general practice at the University of Adelaide apparently said

“The only way you can protect yourself is immunisation,” he said. “Unfortunately, the immunisations aren’t perfect … but they can be quite effective, particularly in older people and younger, vulnerable groups.”

What he meant was his stocks in vaccine companies will go up in value and he will get a big dividend. And that the vaccine can be quite effective at culling the children and older people.

‘…the immunisations aren’t perfect…’ The only thing they are perfect for is making money for big pharma etc. Otherwise they do bugger all for your body. If you take these vaccines you are participating in the crime of the century.

‘Les stocking’, ‘nog slickest’, ‘longest sick’, ‘ECG silk snot’, ‘silk snog etc’ are anagrams. If you can find something better let me know.

I found this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSL_Limited

It says

A paper published in the Medical Journal of Australia provides a possible reason for CSL’s 2010 flu vaccine causing febrile convulsions in children. The authors hypothesise that suboptimal use of the detergent called deoxycholate – used in the manufacturing process by CSL (one of the few vaccine manufacturers that use it) – to split the flu virus from its membrane may be at fault.

Well you morons, if you stick detergent into somebody’s body it’s not going to do them any good is it?

Who are these imbeciles? Anagrams include

AD Exocet holy –Exocet is an explosive missile

CEO deathly ox

Deathly Eco ox

Decay hex loot

And would you give such crap to your children? Jesus says as recorded in the book of Matthew ‘Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? So if you who are evil know how to give good gifts to your children,…’

The word for evil is ‘Ponéros’ in Greek. An anagram is ‘Nero sop’. Think how bad Nero was.

If the evil parents can know to give good things to their children, how bad must someone be to give a poison vaccine to their children?

And whilst on the subject of Australia and vaccines see this link.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/01/australia-10000-covid19-deaths-and-the-paradox-of-covid-19-normal

Of course those dying seem to be mainly the very old. So are the numbers dying unusual or just the so-called Covid deaths making it look unusual? Let me know if you can.

I finish with this song.

Crime of the century by Supertramp.

“Crime Of The Century”

Now they’re planning the crime of the century

Well what will it be?

Read all about their schemes and adventuring

Yes, It’s well worth the fee

So roll up and see

How they’ve raped the universe

How they’ve gone from bad to worse

Who are these men of lust, greed and glory?

Rip off the mask and let’s see.

But that’s not right – oh no, what’s the story?

But there’s you and there’s me

That can’t be right

It is our fault as much as anybody else’s. We were fooled, we allowed ourselves to be fooled and have reached a turning point.

The vaccines and the main stream cancer treatments of chemo etc. are Satan’s doing, his venom, not God the Father’s. We must turn back to the heavenly Father, the God who created this world before it is too late.

P.S. If you wish to know more about Covid 19 here is my summary.

Covid 19 Summary

If you wish to know more about Australia and its death statistics so far try this.

Australia Coronavirus Statistics

I have other posts on individuals.

Kerry Chant 

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Daniel Andrews

Neil Ferguson: how did his Covid 19 statistics fool the world?

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

2nd July, 2022

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Ferguson_(epidemiologist)

It is high time I dealt with this. I worked it out ages ago in 2020. However, I was struggling with my own physical health due to the ineptitude of the NHS, followed by it poisoning me with experimental neuro-toxic immune-therapy, so I did not do a post at the time.

By now it is somewhat water under the bridge but as he will need to brought to trial for his crimes, a post I must do.

But before we look at his statistics or at least how he fooled us and the government (allegedly), let’s look at his life and record. I will use Wikipedia link at the start of this post as basis, but first an analysis of his name.

He was born in 1968, exact date unknown it seems at the moment without checking birth records.

His full name is Neil Morris Ferguson. Let’s break it down.

Neil – meaning possibly “cloud”, “passionate”, “victory”, “honour” or “champion”. From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil

However, it is easy to analysis from the letters, primarily the consonants. The Ne refers to ‘lady’ and ‘il’ to ‘angel’, hence lady’s angel, or perhaps his mother’s angel, which most mothers think their offspring to be (until they become teenagers perhaps!).

But of course this ties in with the Wikipedia suggestions, so all reasonable.

Morris – meaning ‘of the marsh’ or the ‘moors’. From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_(surname)

Of course a Moor is a dark skinned person, and the moors are consider to be dark areas, partly for their dark vegetation and in part because of the association with lonely desolate places where evil might lurk (at least in people’s minds).

Ferguson – meaning ‘Son of Fergus’. The given name Fergus, comes from Fearghas, derived from the Gaelic fear meaning “man,” and gus meaning “vigor.” From

https://www.thoughtco.com/ferguson-name-meaning-and-origin-1422502

Of course relates to gust as in gust of wind, a strong wind, so this makes sense. Ghas sounds/looks very similar to ‘gas’ which we can use to mean windy, talkative.

And then there is ‘fer’ in French meaning iron, so ‘Iron Wind’, a strong wind.

So in full his name might reasonably be ‘Cloud of the marshy moor strong wind’. Could be quite romantic.

Unless you are floundering around in the bog in the fog (low cloud) with the wind blowing too.

Well known Fergusons include Sarah Ferguson, Prince Andrew’s former wife, the former manager of Manchester United, considered to be the best manager in English football, and Massey Fergusson tractors. Okay, the latter is not a person but is shows something of what Fergusons are or do.

There is also Nicola Sturgeon, First Minister of Scotland. You see, her middle name is Ferguson. Not a lot of people know that.

What about anagrams of his name?

1          Early life and education

Ferguson was born in Whitehaven, Cumberland, but grew up in Mid Wales, where he attended Llanidloes High School. His father was an educational psychologist, while his mother was a librarian who later became an Anglican priest.

My wife and I have been through and stopped in Llanidloes. It is a small town and rather attractive.

However, an anagram of Llanidloes is Sod all Neil!!!!! This explains a lot.

He received his Bachelor of Arts degree in Physics in 1990 at Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford, and his Doctor of Philosophy degree in theoretical physics in 1994 at Linacre College, Oxford. His doctoral research investigated interpolations from crystalline to dynamically triangulated random surfaces and was supervised by John Wheater. It was there that he attended a lecture by Robert May on modelling the HIV epidemic, which together with the death of a friend’s brother from AIDS, interested him in pursuing the mathematical modelling of infectious diseases.

He was at Lady Margaret Hall, in Oxford where he got his degree. The college had not long become open to both male and females, having been female only until 1979 Perhaps he was attracted by the thought that perhaps there would be lots of girls there still!

His PhD was in theoretical physics investigating ‘…interpolations from crystalline to dynamically triangulated random surfaces’.

Quite.

But I have just had a thought. Crystals. Mmm…he tries looking into the future by gazing at his statistics, his crystal balls if you will. David Beckham had golden balls, Neil has crystal ones.

Of course men who spend too much time gazing at their balls get distracted and take their eye off the ball. The important ball that is.

He goes to a previously all-female college where perhaps the ratio of women to men is still high. Therefore he spends too much time looking at his balls. Or maybe he likes to invite women to check them out, I don’t know.

What’s the chat up line? ‘Hey, would you like to see my statistics and the size of my crystal balls?’

Robert May referred to earlier is an atheist apparently.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_May,_Baron_May_of_Oxford#Public_life

He believes in climate change as a serious issue.

In 1996, May asked Ig Nobel to stop awarding prizes to British scientists because this might lead the public to treat worthwhile research less seriously.

Given that some research IS utterly pointless except for the joy of doing it (nothing wrong in that), I don’t see why awarding Ig Noble prizes should be any different. Let them have joy too.

And anyway it is written ‘vanity, vanity, all is vanity, so chill out man!’ Something like that.

2          Career and research

Using mathematical and statistical models he studies the processes that influence the development, evolution and transmission of infectious diseases. These have included SARS, pandemic influenza, BSE/vCJD, foot-and-mouth disease, HIV and smallpox, in addition to bioterrorism.

So we will need to check out how well he did.

Ferguson was part of Roy Anderson’s group of infectious disease scientists who moved from the University of Oxford to Imperial College in November 2000, and started working on modelling the 2001 United Kingdom foot-and-mouth outbreak a few months later.

So he was perhaps 32-33 years old by then.

Ferguson and colleagues founded the Medical Research Council (MRC) Centre for Global Infectious Disease Analysis in 2008. He advises the World Health Organization (WHO), the European Union, and the governments of the UK and United States, on the dynamics of infectious disease. He is an international member of the National Academy of Medicine, a fellow of the Royal Statistical Society, and is on the editorial boards of PLOS Computational Biology and Journal of the Royal Society Interface. He is a founding editor of the journal Epidemics.

He advises the WHO, the EU, the UK and the US. An anagram of the capital letters is ‘uh u UK woes’. Sound like ‘Uh you UK woes’. Need I say more?

Yes, because I intend to nail Neil once and for all.

Since 2014 he is the director of the National Institute for Health Research (NIHR) Health Protection Research Unit for Modelling Methodology. Together with a number of other persons, in 2016 he proposed a World Serum Bank as a means of helping combat epidemics.

Really, a World Serum Bank? I thought I would check the anagrams just out of interest. These caught my eye.

Mr bul sod wanker

Bum lords wanker

Drum slob wanker

BS lord mu wanker – mu as in omicron perhaps.

Mr BS loud wanker

BS lour MD wanker

Mr BS ludo wanker – playing games with his statistics perhaps.

Whatever, it seems this might suggest something of what Neil is. I’ll give you three guesses. I can wait.

In October 2019, Ferguson was appointed inaugural director of the Jameel Institute for Disease and Emergency Analytics (J-IDEA), a research institute at Imperial College London in the fields of epidemiology, mathematical modelling of infectious diseases and emergencies, environmental health, and health economics. The Jameel Institute was part of the Imperial College COVID-19 Response Team.

As of February 2020, at Imperial College, London, he was a professor of mathematical biology, director of the Jameel Institute (J-IDEA), head of the Department of Infectious Disease Epidemiology in the School of Public Health and Vice-Dean for Academic Development in the Faculty of Medicine.

As of March 2020, Ferguson was a member of the UK Department of Health advisory body called the New and Emerging Respiratory Virus Threats Advisory Group (NERVTAG), which advises the CMOUK.

It should be born in mind that Neil Ferguson is only a professor with a PhD, and not a medic. He has never practiced medicine or been a doctor in the real world. He professes to know about disease and so-called infection, but all he understands is numbers and statistics.

And as well all should know there are lies, damn lies and statistics.

2.1      Foot-and-mouth disease – 2001

During the 2001 United Kingdom foot-and-mouth outbreak Ferguson worked on the team, led by Roy M. Anderson of Imperial College, creating mathematical models used to inform the UK Government of the most effective methods of preventing the spread of foot-and-mouth-disease. Ferguson published a journal article in Science magazine in April 2001 describing the mathematical models that were relied upon by the UK government to recommend the mass slaughter of millions of cows, sheep and pigs in the UK in order to stop the spread of the disease; over a decade later, the BBC would remind its readers Ferguson “was among those advising government on how to control the epidemic a decade ago.”

Well, he got that wrong didn’t he. Not so much foot-and-mouth, but foot-in-mouth.

BBC link from footnote in Wikipedia.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13299666

It says

Perhaps more importantly, the researchers also discovered that animals were not infectious until they showed symptoms of the disease.

In reality they were not infectious at all. You see, the problem with animals is that they need vitamin D like we do. Disease is an internal matter for each individual. One cow may show signs of disease, and it appears to spread to the herd.

But this is only because they are all suffering from the same problem, a D deficiency or other issue due to diet or maybe poisoning. Resolve that, the problem is cured.

I remember reading in one of James Heriot’s books, also an episode on TV I believe, talking about cows affect by lead in paint on an old door which they licked. The door removed, the problem goes away.

I have yet to go into depth on foot and mouth but Neil Ferguson’s predictions resulted in the needless destruction of healthy animals and some farmers committed suicide in their despair.

2.2      Bird flu – 2005

In August 2005, Neil Ferguson said in an interview that bird flu could kill as many as 200 million people worldwide. He stated that “Around 40 million people died in 1918 Spanish flu outbreak” and that “There are six times more people on the planet now so you could scale it [the death toll from bird flu] up to around 200 million people probably”. In the interview, he warned that failure to take swift action would be catastrophic for the United Kingdom, saying that “If the virus got as far as Britain, it would effectively be too late”. The virus did not reach Britain and 74 persons worldwide died of bird flu in 2005.

Well, he got that wrong didn’t he.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/30/birdflu.jamessturcke

He uses the word probably. Finger in the air job I call it. I know where he could stick his finger instead though.

The article refers to a David Nabarro. He is quoted as saying

David Nabarro, one of the most senior public health experts at the World Health Organisation, said outbreaks of bird flu, which have killed at least 65 people in Asia, could mutate into a form transmittable between people.

“The consequences in terms of human life when the pandemic does start are going to be extraordinary and very damaging,” he said.

He told the BBC that the “range of deaths could be anything between five and 150 million”.

Well, he got that wrong didn’t he.

Unless of course he meant between 5 deaths and 150 million deaths of course. Good guess, eh David? Finger in the air job was it? Or up your backside? NB This is a useful way of taking your temperature.

And probably safer than going to hospital right now where they may decide to stick something else in you.

David Nabarro works for the W.H.O. No wonder Trump wanted to defund the organisation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Nabarro

Looks like some Jewish ancestry. Presumably Nabarro was Navarro originally or of Navarre, a region of Spain. Another incompetent fool. Or deliberately evil. You choose.

2.3      Swine flu – 2009

During the swine flu outbreak in 2009 in the UK, in an article titled “Closure of schools during an influenza pandemic” published in the Lancet Infectious Diseases, Ferguson and colleagues endorsed the closure of schools in order to interrupt the course of the infection, slow further spread and buy time to research and produce a vaccine. Ferguson’s team reported on the economic and workforce effect school closure would have, particularly with a large percentage of doctors and nurses being women, of whom half had children under the age of 16.

They studied previous influenza pandemics including the 1918 flu pandemic, the influenza pandemic of 1957 and the 1968 flu pandemic. They also looked at the dynamics of the spread of influenza in France during French school holidays and noted that cases of flu dropped when schools closed and re-emerged when they reopened. They noted that when teachers in Israel went on strike during the flu season of 1999–2000, visits to doctors and the number of respiratory infections, fell by more than a fifth and more than two-fifths respectively.

Case of ‘flu dropped perhaps because the schools themselves contain toxins in the buildings, and pupils are stressed by school environment and teachers (some teachers really stress you out, I should know I married one!).

Perhaps the travel to schools involves routes along traffic polluted roads – please note lots of parents drive their darlings to school rather than walk or cycle.

In the House of Lords Science and Technology Committee’s “follow-up” to the swine flu epidemic in 2009, Ferguson recommended that to halt transmission of swine flu, actions would need to include “treating isolated cases with antivirals, public health measures such as school closures, travel restrictions around the region, mass use of antiviral prophylaxis in the population and possible use of vaccines”. He was also asked why there was not a policy for vaccinating frontline healthcare workers at that time.

Link to swine ‘flu pandemic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_swine_flu_pandemic_in_the_United_Kingdom

Of course pork when processed into bacon and sausages etc. is largely nowadays ‘cured’ with some sodium nitrite (E250). I have not yet done a post on this, but it is neuro-toxic and will cause problems to your body as it did me.

Pork itself has to be correctly reared, and whilst there are those who say you should not eat it at all, the issue is how it is raised, the facilities in which it is slaughtered and what chemicals are then added in any processing.

It is cost cutting that is always the issue; some people love money and will not consider people’s health as long as they can make a profit.

https://www.grunge.com/276004/what-really-happened-with-the-swine-flu-pandemic/

The above link says

Swine flu’s symptoms were not too different from the regular flu. According to PBS, some of the most prominent symptoms included fever, coughing, headaches, nausea, diarrhea, muscle pain, and chills. Additionally, the severity of symptoms differed in individuals. For example, some patients developed a fever, while others only had headaches. And, still others had a stuffy nose while some may have had additional symptoms such as a sore throat and fatigue.

Now for those of us clued up, we know this is blindingly obvious. Each person is an individual with an individual immune system status depending on various factors, diet, environment  and how they look after themselves generally etc.

On GlaxoSmithKline’s Pandemrix vaccine

https://www.bmj.com/content/362/bmj.k3948

In October 2009, the US National Institutes of Health infectious diseases chief, Anthony Fauci, appeared on YouTube to reassure Americans about the safety of the “swine flu” vaccine. “The track record for serious adverse events is very good. It’s very, very, very rare that you ever see anything that’s associated with the vaccine that’s a serious event,”1 he said.

And

Another element, adopted by countries such as Canada, the US, UK, France, and Germany, was to provide vaccine manufacturers indemnity from liability for wrongdoing, thereby reducing the risk of a lawsuit stemming from vaccine related injury

Our old fiend, sorry friend, Fauci I see.

Well, he got that wrong didn’t he.

Reducing risk of lawsuit eh? Never mind Mr Pharma, he has just poisoned you and left you maimed, but you can’t sue him as he was only doing his best (Ed’s note: to poison you).

Anyway the government will pay for any damages, the money being kindly donated (Ed’s note: extracted like teeth) by, with or from the taxpayer.

N.B. Ed’s solution; withhold taxes, government has been fraudulent.

On the Pandemrix vaccine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandemrix

it says

The Marketing Authorisation from the European Medicines Agency expired in August 2015 when GSK Biologicals did not apply for renewal of it citing lack of demand for the vaccine.

Now I wonder if perhaps people thought that ‘I wasn’t well, it didn’t work so I won’t have it again. Anyway it costs an arm and a leg. My arm and leg are paralysed, have fallen off etc. etc.’

Anyway,  looks like the vaccines caused the spike in cases/injuries. Now where I have I seen that before? Mmm…oh yes, I have said it about the current crop of Nazi vaccines.

And others of course who were much wiser than I was in these matters and have been trying to warn us for decades.

This questions why the Pandemrix vaccine was authorised so quickly.

https://www.contagionlive.com/view/high-rates-of-adverse-events-linked-with-2009-h1n1-pandemic-vaccine

It asks ‘…why Pandemrix was selected instead of another pandemic vaccination such as Celvapan.’

But Celvapan, made by Baxter, has now been withdrawn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baxter_International

You can see that Baxter is a company not to be trusted. But then what big pharma company is trustworthy?

And you might like to see this.

‘How not to run an immunisation campaign’ article from the BBC

https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/ferguswalsh/2009/10/how_not_to_run_an_immunisation_campaign.html

Deaths from Swine ‘flu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_swine_flu_pandemic_by_country

Very low in the UK, 474.

Higher in the USA at 3,433 but not unusual due to much bigger population.

In any event of no great account, statistically speaking.

http://www.orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v08n10.shtml

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/long-shadow-1976-swine-flu-vaccine-fiasco-180961994/

So Neil, you got that wrong didn’t you? I’m detecting a theme in your working life.

2.4      MERS-CoV – 2013

In 2013, he contributed to research on MERS-CoV during the first MERS outbreak in the Middle East, and its link with dromedary camels.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Middle_East_respiratory_syndrome_outbreak

Here are some numbers.

https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/middle-east-respiratory-syndrome-coronavirus-mers-cov-situation-update

The source of the virus remains unknown, but the pattern of transmission and virological studies point towards dromedary camels in the Middle East as a reservoir from which humans sporadically become infected through zoonotic transmission.

What a load of bollux.

2, 600 cases of Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus (MERS-CoV) have been detected in 27 countries.

What a fuss about nothing.

WHO calls Middle Eastern virus, MERS, ‘threat to the entire world’ as death toll rises to 27

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332677/WHO-calls-Middle-Eastern-virus-MERS-threat-entire-world-death-toll-rises-27.html

What a load of bollux. Got that wrong didn’t they. Scare people to death and then enable big pharma to peddle more of its useless, if not harmful drugs.

Well Margaret Chan Fung Fu-chun, OBE, JP, FRCP you are a complete moron aren’t you.  But then you probably made this up to benefit the CCP and its cronies.

In 2010 Chan was criticised for “crying wolf” about the 2009 flu pandemic, which turned out to be much milder than expected.

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Chan

Anyway Neil, you contributed to this stupidity did you? That figures.

2.5      Ebola – 2014

In 2014, as the director of the UK Medical Research Council’s centre for outbreak analysis and modelling at Imperial, Ferguson provided data analysis for the WHO, on Ebola during the ebola epidemic in Western Africa.[34] In the same year, he co-wrote a paper with Christopher J. M. Whitty and Jeremy Farrar, published in Nature, titled “Infectious disease: Tough choices to reduce Ebola transmission”,[35] explaining the UK government’s response to ebola in Sierra Leone, including the proposal to build and support centres where people could self-isolate voluntarily if they suspected they had the disease.

He co-wrote a paper with Chris Whitty eh? That’s no surprise. Chris ‘my only emotion is dead’ Whitty.

It says at the end of the paper

We hope that in the coming months, safe and effective vaccines will be produced at large enough volumes to stop this outbreak, but thousands are dying now. Qualitative, quantitative and clinical sciences, and the ability to adapt and learn from mistakes, are urgently needed to reduce community transmission.

The ability to learn and adapt from mistakes. Mmm…Albert Einstein said

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

Vaccines are the same thing. They keep using them over, and over and over again, hoping this time they will work. They don’t they never have. You, Chris Whitty and Jeremy Farrar are a triumvirate of morons, evil morons. The damage should be obvious, but you have blithely ignored it.

This is an interesting website.

Worth reading the article through but I extract the following:

Back in 2009, apparently (if you believe Rappoport), it wasn’t H1N1 that was sickening people, and now in 2014 it’s not Ebola that is killing people in West Africa and has infected a handful of people in the US. What is the cause? According to Rappoport, it’s not the virus. Basically, it’s protein-calorie malnutrition, hunger, starvation, extreme poverty, contaminated water supplies, overall lack of basic sanitation, a decade of horrific war, toxic medical drugs, prior toxic vaccine campaigns, and the like that cause destruction of immune systems, leading to:

“Then, any germ that sweeps through the population, a germ that would ordinarily be defeated, instead kills many people. Why? Because the immune system is too weak to respond. With healthy and strong immune systems, the germs would have no significant effect.”

This is, of course, utter BS. Rappoport, as usual, argues by assertion and doesn’t know what he’s talking about. It’s amazing how constant the forms of infectious disease denialism are. Just like HIV/AIDS denialism blamed “lifestyle” and immune compromise due to drugs, anal sex, and “lifestyle,” claiming that AIDS is not caused by HIV, Ebola virus denialism claims that what is being diagnosed as Ebola is in fact not due to Ebola but to “toxins,” malnutrition, and, of course, vaccines.

Me thinks the writer of the article, David Gorski, dost protest too much. With a name like that perhaps he is Jewish, only one of the Jews who say they are but aren’t. See here for more information.

David Gorksi of course sets out good reasons for the Ebola epidemic by quoting Rappoport. Perhaps David is doing us all a service.

All he is doing is scoffing, but provides no evidence, yet the truth behind the vaccine damage, malnutrition etc should be obvious to all.

He says at the end of the article

What’s really depressing is that, at the heart of these conspiracy theories is a belief that public health officials, doctors, governments, the UN and WHO, and pharmaceutical companies are so irredeemably evil that they would willingly start an outbreak of a deadly disease like Ebola in impoverished African nations, but, realizing that no one cares about Africans that much, make sure it spreads to the US to cause a panic, and then let the disease kill many thousands, all in order to create a market for drugs and vaccines. Oh, and those drugs and vaccines are toxic. Truly, the delusional nature of such conspiracy theories is depressing to behold.

No David, you are the deluded one, together with Neil Ferguson et al.

So Ebola infectious disease to be cured by vaccines eh? Got that wrong didn’t you.

2.6      Mosquito-borne diseases

Ferguson’s work has included research on several mosquito-borne diseases including zika fever, yellow fever, dengue fever and malaria.

The Wikipedia article links to this.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4055284/

It says among other things

The determinants of influenza spatial spread are not fully understood, in part due to the insufficient geographic resolution of incidence data.

In plain English this should read ‘We haven’t got a clue’.

Frankly it’s too much gobbledygook in the text to analysis in full.

But it is all statistics, head in the clouds stuff like Neil means ‘cloud’. They seek to blind the gullible with all their words.

What was it Jesus says, oh yes, “And when you pray, do not babble on like pagans, for they think that by their many words they will be heard.

They presume that people will believe them because they make life complicated and obtuse, i.e. dark and incomprehensible, use many words when a few would do.

Dark and incomprehensible like the dark angel Satan and his minions, which include Neil Fergusson and his like.

Let’s not forget having lots of letters at the end of their name and doctor in front and people fall for it. Every time.

2.6.1  Zika – 2016

In 2016, he co-wrote a paper titled “Countering the Zika epidemic in Latin America”, published in Science. Although disputed by at least one other biostatistician,[38] Ferguson and his team concluded that the age distribution of future outbreaks of zika will likely differ and that a new large epidemic would be delayed for “at least a decade”.[39] Cases of zika dropped after 2016.[38] That year, he predicted that the zika outbreak in the Americas would be over within three years, and clarified that “viruses tend to return when there are enough susceptible people, such as children, to sustain a new outbreak”.

This link is interesting.

But Luciana said it can be hard to trust anything government specialists say.

“They’re pushing this story about the mosquitos because they’re worried about indemnity — they don’t want to have to pay everyone for the damage their vaccines are causing, it would be too expensive to tell the truth. So they say it’s mosquitos causing microcephaly.”

And

Last week, a group of Argentine doctors issued a report arguing that the larvicide Pyriproxyfen, which is widely dispensed in water tanks in Brazilian homes to fight mosquitos, could be causing microcephaly.

Pyriproxyfen is of course neuro-toxic, containing a nitrogen atom, which is why it will control insects. It will do the same thing in humans of course. Toxins may be at low levels but can accumulate, and the higher up the food change the greater the toxicity will be. This is not rocket science but common sense.

This Wikipedia article is interesting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyriproxyfen

George Dimech, the director of Disease Control and Diseases of the Health Department of Pernambuco in Brazil, gave an interview to the BBC where he pointed out that the city of Recife has the current highest reported number of cases of microcephaly, yet pyriproxyfen is not used in the region, but another insecticide altogether.

Ok, so it wasn’t Pyriproxyfen, it was the other insecticide then. Come on Mr Dimech you are being dim. But then it’s in your name isn’t it, Dim-ech. An anagram of his name is He gg mediocre.

I see the article also refers to noted skeptic, David Gorski. “One can’t help but wonder what else the Brazilian Ministry of Health did in 2014 that cranks can blame microcephaly on.”

Of course it says noted skeptic; it should say noted septic. He is a known scoffer, and poisonous septic. An ignorant man at best like Neil Ferguson. At worst, a child of the Devil. I go with the latter now I understand about vaccines unlike these cretins.

And of course I now understand about viruses and how the theory behind them is false. I have written about this elsewhere.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/health-experts-slam-antivaxxers-zika-virus-conspiracy-theory-as-absurd/news-story/a53d0aaa03cc73922916cd63143bff6e

It says Professor McIntyre says the suggestion that Zika virus is caused by the whooping cough vaccine is “absurd”.

“It shows absolutely no knowledge of the science that underlies all this.”

True Peter McIntyre, you have no knowledge of the science that underlies all this, do you.

Or indeed what is in the vaccines. Perhaps you argue that the amounts are so small that poisoning someone with poisons doesn’t matter. This ignores the fact that toxins accumulate.

No doubt they can be removed by the correct antidote, suitable vitamin. But what is the point of poisoning someone in the first place? None at all of course.

Try this Wikipedia link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DPT_vaccine

There are the usual common side effects. Depressingly familiar, except that I don’t get depressed, I just get angry, very, very angry.

Well, that wasn’t so much about Neil Ferguson, but all the other minion morons like him. Next.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/parents/ingredients.html

2.6.2  Dengue virus – 2015

Wolbachia is a bacterium frequently found in insects but not in the Aedes aegypti mosquito, which carries the dengue virus. In 2015, Ferguson published a paper titled “Modeling the impact on virus transmission of Wolbachia-mediated blocking of dengue virus infection of Aedes aegypti”, in which he and his team presented their experiments and used a mathematical model to show that one strain of Wolbachia, could reduce the ability of the Aedes aegypti mosquito to transmit dengue, with a 66–75% reduction in the basic reproduction number.

I struggle to find much to suggest issues as such except some reference to Wolbachia and humans with regards to Elephantiasis, a nasty disease where parts of the body swell to gross proportions.

In the UK this can be known as ‘beer belly’! Just kidding.

However, I found this re curing Elephantiasis.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2005/nov/03/medicineandhealth.glaxosmithklinebusiness

Albendazole is one of the drugs referred to. I have checked. It contains nitrogen so is neuro-toxic. It is poisonous and pointless at best. Another big pharma lie.

I gather Mectizan, the other drug referred to, is Ivermectin. A useful drug as far as I can tell, and I did a post on it. It is not neuro-toxic as such.

As regards Neil Ferguson and his models, well I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. Which is into the lake of fire of Revelation, together with his models.

2.7      COVID-19 – 2020

During the COVID-19 pandemic, Neil Ferguson headed the Imperial College COVID-19 Response Team.[43]

In February 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, using statistical models that considered data on the number of deaths and recoveries inside China, travellers outside China and in those affected that had returned home, Ferguson, Azra Ghani and their team estimated that detected cases of COVID-19 had significantly underestimated the actual spread of the disease in China.[44][45][46][47][48] That month he stated that only 10% of cases were being detected in China.[47] At the same time, it was noted that the number of available testing kits had come into question,[46] and Ferguson calculated that only one in three cases coming into the UK was being detected.[49] He stated “that approximately two-thirds of cases in travellers from China have not yet been detected. It is highly likely that some of these undetected cases will have started chains of transmission within the countries they entered.”[50][51][52] He said that the new coronavirus could affect up to 60% of the UK’s population, in the worst-case scenario,[53] and “suggest(ed) that the impact of the unfolding epidemic may be comparable to the major influenza pandemics of the twentieth century.”[45][54][55] His team’s publication in mid-March of the projections that the UK could face hundreds of thousands of deaths from COVID-19 without strict social distancing measures, gained widespread media attention.[56][57] In late March, he calculated that with “strict social distancing, testing and isolation of infected cases”, deaths in the UK could fall to less than 20,000.[58]

Ferguson’s research has raised questions by virologist Hendrik Streeck. Ferguson is the corresponding author for a paper titled “Impact of non-pharmaceutical interventions (NPIs) to reduce COVID-19 mortality and healthcare demand”, which describes itself as having “informed policymaking in the UK and other countries in recent weeks”.[59] Streeck stated in reference to the paper “In the – really good – model studies by the Imperial College about the progress of the epidemic, the authors assume, for example, that 50 percent of households in which there is a case do not comply with the voluntary quarantine. Where does such an assumption come from? I think we should establish more facts.”[60] The COVID-19 computer model which Ferguson authored (see CovidSim) was initially criticised as “unreliable” and “a buggy mess,”[61][62] but subsequent efforts to reproduce the results were successful.[63]

Ferguson has been a regular guest on BBC Radio 4’s morning programme Today during the pandemic.

All this is just a load of codswallop. I have made it quite clear what Covid 19 is, the ‘flu, the internal toxicosis of the body. And you cannot catch it or spread it. See my Covid 19 Summary.

And if you want a story to read to the children try this.

Link.

2.7.1  Resignation from SAGE

On 5 May 2020, it emerged that Ferguson had resigned from his position as a government advisor on the Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE) committee after admitting to “undermining” the government’s messages on social distancing by trysting with a married woman, Antonia Staats.[64][65][66] The Telegraph reported that she had visited his home at least two times. After resigning, Ferguson said “I acted in the belief that I was immune, having tested positive for coronavirus and completely isolated myself for almost two weeks after developing symptoms”, adding that he regretted undermining “clear messages” about the need for social distancing. The Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, Matt Hancock, said that he was right to resign from his advisory position.[67] Ferguson did not receive a fine or prosecution for his actions, as at the time it was not illegal as he had not left his home;[68] this legal loophole was later closed.[69] It was subsequently revealed that Ferguson had remained a member of the SAGE sub-committee NERVTAG and continued to contribute to the advisory committee SPI-M.

“…trysting with a married woman woman, Antonia Staats.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52553229

What he did do with her is unclear.  This gives some stats about Staats.

I have to say I wonder about such stories. I mean you couldn’t make this up could you? Or is it all made up?

She is left wing, seems to campaign for at least some sensible things like protecting the bees. These are being killed by agro-farming and the many toxins in the environment and sprayed on crops in the name of supposedly protecting us and maintaining crop yields.

She lives in an open marriage. I wonder what her children think about her going off to do something with old Nelly boy Ferguson.

I wonder what chat up line he used this time. ‘Hi there, Staats, great name, I just love stats. Would you like to see my stats and the size of my crystal balls?’

Did they engage in something more than a nice cup of tea (or coffee, she is German, so coffee more likely)?

Did they engage in foot-in-mouth ‘äse dies’? ‘äse dies’, German means ‘eat this’. äse dies is an anagram of disease.

‘Antonia, darling, please eat my foot.’ I’m sure you get the picture. You now have permission to be violently sick.

Please note she is German. There are a lot of Germans about, some of whom are fifth columnists for the medical Nazis. Like Christina Pagel. See my link

And they don’t want us to have left the EU and the German money making ponzi scheme which is why the UK, and other countries who were allies in WW2 are being targeted right now.

I gather a German was behind one of the first recorded Ponzi scheme meeting the modern definition of Ponzi.

This is a 2021 article on the affair by Fiona Fox.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/08/britains-covid-experts-neil-ferguson-sage-are-under-attack-but-they-are-just-doing-their-jobs

It is right that scientists and evidence are scrutinised. The scientific endeavour is based on testing ideas and self-correction, and external challenges make science better. But calling scientists rude names and encouraging the public not to trust experts who revise their data and correct themselves is anti-science and anti-intellectual.

Well Fiona Fox let me tell you something. If someone has a case history of stupidity going back two decades, calling scientists rude names and encouraging the public not to trust experts who consistently lie and get things wrong is the least one should do.

And when their advice leads to the unnecessary slaughter of animals, suicides by farmers, and the administration of at best pointless vaccines which only serve to make large sums of money for big pharma, I think they get off lightly.

In reality they should be had up in court for crimes against humanity, fraud, murder and genocide. And they should be hung for such gross evils.

By the way, what does Wikipedia say about you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_Fox

What a surprise. …a former leading member of the Revolutionary Communist Party.

And a catholic, at least brought up one. Here’s a link from her Wikipedia article.

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v32/n13/jenny-turner/who-are-they

It says.

A 1995 piece by a writer called ‘Fiona Foster’ – ‘just back’, as the standfirst breezily put it, ‘from a visit to Rwanda’ – epitomises the problem. Foster took an unusual line on the massacres of 1994: she downplayed the genocidal aspect in favour of ‘the role played by outside powers’, and accused ‘aid agencies’ of ‘building prisons’ instead of bringing in food and medical help. Aid agencies, unsurprisingly, objected; Alex de Waal, an expert on Sudan, did some digging and discovered that Foster is really Fiona Fox. Her ‘visit to Rwanda’ took place while she was working in the media relations department for Cafod, the Catholic relief agency.

I don’t think we can trust you either Fiona, can we?

Anyway, is Neil still on SAGE?

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/scientific-advisory-group-for-emergencies-sage-coronavirus-covid-19-response-membership/list-of-participants-of-sage-and-related-sub-groups

Yes, and he is on three committees in total. This link is interesting.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9076215/Did-No10-lie-Professor-Lockdown-quitting-SAGE.html

Answer: Yes No. 10 did lie. Or maybe he did quit and they snuck him back on because he is ‘an expert’. An expert liar, expert at breaking his recommended ‘so-called’ rules, certainly. Antonia Staats may think he is expert with his crystal balls, but I wouldn’t know.

But he should not be let anywhere near advising the government, unless it is how to bugger things up, in 100 complex ways.

However, that is not what we employ and pay governments for, is it?

Still, hands up who didn’t check their brains or gov.uk on the GUIDANCE issued?? So who’s fault is it? WHO’s fault and the communist Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus?

Or are they all in it together? The swamp that is (let the reader understand).

2.8      Awards and honours

Ferguson was appointed an Officer of the British Empire (OBE) in the 2002 New Year Honours for his work modelling the 2001 United Kingdom foot-and-mouth outbreak. He was elected a Fellow of the Academy of Medical Sciences (FMedSci) in 2005.[71] He is also an International Member of the US National Academy of Medicine.[11]

He has an OBE does he? This stands for Odious Bastard (Evil) I believe.

In recognition of his policy work on non-pharmaceutical intervention measures to address the COVID-19 pandemic, Ferguson received an Emergent Ventures award and associated grant money from the Mercatus Center.

Mercatus Center is partly funded by Koch family foundation.

https://theintercept.com/2018/09/19/the-mercatus-center-is-a-part-of-george-mason-university-until-its-not/

https://www.democracynow.org/2021/12/23/koch_hijacked_war_on_covid

This is all fascinating stuff as it places a new perspective on matters. Now I am broadly behind the Great Barrington statement as far as lockdowns don’t work for public health, except of course to stop people polluting the atmosphere etc – see my link Pros…….

But herd immunity is a nonsense – see my link on herd immunity in Covid 19 Summary.

And whilst vaccines mandates are ridiculous, so are vaccines. See my links again.

2.9      Selected publications

See main Neil Fergusson Wikipedia link, but I extract the below from a footnote if you are bored and want to dig deeper. Or get to sleep quicker.

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/mrc-global-infectious-disease-analysis/covid-19/covid-19-reports/

3          Personal life

Ferguson reported on 18 March 2020 that he had developed the symptoms of COVID-19, and self-isolated. He recovered after a mild illness.[58][86] Ferguson is separated from his wife and has one son.

I pity the son who has a father like him. So many sons have fathers like Neil. Jesus talked about the father of lies and a murderer, Satan. Neil is like Satan. He serves Satan obviously.

Anagrams

Neil Morris Ferguson = 18 letters total

Neil Mors Fgun = 12 individual letters plus repeats. 12 is Satan’s, once Lucifer, number.

Top selected ones, single words

Neuroglioses – a condition marked by the development of multiple neurogliomas throughout the nervous system

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/neurogliosis

neuroglioma: a tumor developed from glial cells : GLIOMA

nonreligious – I think we can take that as a given. However, he does have faith in his statistics despite years of failure. The people’s faith in him is very low, yet he is still on SAGE??

This is what The Sun says in its blunt way.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11566332/neil-ferguson-faith-public-health-experts/

‘The bonking boffin’ it calls him. Very good. I will call him the bonkers bonking boffin, or BBB. How about bonking boffin (crap). Or BBC. Just a thought.

Seminiferous – producing or bearing seed or semen. From

All men do that normally. What fruit will he bear? Bad fruit for sure. The fruit of his labours has been the death of many. Trees like him are only fit for one thing; burning.

Jesus says ‘Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. So then, by their fruit you will recognize them.’

You are recognised Neil Ferguson. There is a lake of fire for such trees as you.

Foreignness – where did he come from originally?

semiologies – to do with sign language. My sign language is two fingers (one in the States).

Sirenomelus – to do with sirens who lured people to their deaths. Do I need to explain further?

Somniferous – sleep inducing. ‘You are feeling sleepy, sleepy, sleepy…right, now we can stick vaccines in them, take their money etc. etc.

Uniformness – always the same, i.e. always the same rubbish statistics, same results – chaos and death.

Eulogiser – praising the EU?!

Felonries – as of a felon or convict. Or con-vict, someone who cons ore deceives.

Innersole – Mmm… more like ‘R’ sole (let him who has ears to hear, let him hear).

Unfeeling – if he ever cared he would have given up years ago.

Generous – excuse me while I laugh out loud. Still, generous with his advice no doubt. Bad advice, but generous to a fault. The fault being he is always completely wrong.

Sneering – well, Neil may not be recorded as doing so but the ******* police are taking the ****. Now I knew they hadn’t at the time, but what hypocrisy. The police have become a majority of useless wands of bankers. I think I misspelled that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52562383

Feigner – one who feigns or pretends.

Fouling – foul fiend

Ignores – ignores the blindingly obvious he is incompetent.

Inferno – where he is going.

Engels – developed Marxism with Karl Marx, a marx (sic) of the beast.

Grief’s – obvious

Refuse – crap

Senile – might as well be, early onset in his twenties I reckon.

Sinful – who’d had though it, eh?

Uglier – than sin maybe?

Euros – the wages of sin for his lies from his EU masters

Frogs – the French are his masters?

Lenin – Lenin is his master??

Ogler – of women in general or just his mattress (sic)?

Ogres – green and horrible.

Rogue – quite

Ruins – everything

Urine – taking the urine if you follow me.

Fogs – obscures the truth

Nero – fiddled while Rome burned. In this case the UK.

Moron – at least 10,000 short phrases with moron!!!!

Minion – 9008 short phrases!!!

Soros – as in George!

Rome – the religious beast. At least 10,000 short phrases with Rome!!!!

Top selected ones, full phrases

Rome eg Nero sinful – he most certainly was. They say when in Rome do as the Romans do. Do they refer to what some Roman Catholic priests get up to in secret? Just sayin’.

Rome Nero flu seing – now seing is not quite seeing as in looking, but Google translate tells me it is French for seal, or signature. Interesting. Seals of Revelation opened…

Rome flu ego sinner – quite.

Rome ignores flu EN – possibly as the EU standard numbering. This has taken over from the BS or British Standard as the Germans have been trying to take away our standards in their quest for world domination.

Rome flu reine snog – reine as in queen perhaps from the French. Snogging or kissing the flu queen from Rome. Disgusting I call that.

Rome Ernie flu snog – or kissing the Ernie flu. Yuck!

Rome Irene flu snog – or kissing the Irene flu. Irene means ‘peace’. Peace, peace. But there is no peace.

Rome flu Neros rising – lots of Neros then

Rome infringer souls – wow!

Moron firer ugliness – indeed.

Moron fissuring leer – of course.

Moron erl figures sin – ERL could be European Requirements List.

https://ec.europa.eu/info/business-economy-euro/product-safety-and-requirements/eu-product-requirements_en

The sub-link Medicinal products for human use opens a page access denied.

https://health.ec.europa.eu/other-pages/basic-page/medicinal-products_en

Why for goodness sake?? What are they hiding? Somebody want to ask them, please. In triplicate, they might like that.

Moron figures lie RNS – could mean various things but I like this one. Rabid Neurosis. From https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/rns

Minion flu regressor – everything going backwards from bad to worse.

Regressor

1. To return to a previous, usually worse or less developed state: When I left the country, my ability to speak the language regressed.

2. To have a tendency to approach or go back to a statistical mean.

3. To move backward or away from a reference point; recede:

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/regressor

In other words, think of want you want to do (stuff the economies of your enemies, maim and kill people, make lots of money, close small business, expand monopoly businesses etc), and then come up with the statistics to justify it.

Minion forger Russel – well Russel needs one more ‘L’ to make it Russell and therefore part of Russell Group, the alleged top 24 universities in the UK.

But perhaps a Russ-el is a Russian angel, a dark angel, a Marxist communist angel who has infiltrated and corrupted the universities in this once fine country.

Correct, go to the top of the class. But then as I say, the Marxist/communists all came out of Germany in the first place along with the Nazis. What a surprise, not!

Minion forgers rules – obviously.

Minion rulers gofers – Neil is the gofer for the rulers of this world, the evil ones.

Minion Egor serf slur – that will do nicely. Note meaning of Egor

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Egor

Yew, bow army – think man on a white horse of Revelation, the first Horse of the Apocalypse. He opened the first phase of Covid 19.

And yews are poisonous, very poisonous.

Minion Erl forge USSR – Erl place in Austria. The USSR a problem too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erl

Hitler came from Austria. Mmm…

Minion Erl forgers US – and a lot of Nazis went to the US. There are a lot of people with German heritage in the US. but there are good and bad in every family. But the Germans do love following the rules.

‘Let us (or US) all march to our doom, it is the will of god, Biden*, Harris*, Pelosi* etc, etc.! NB. * Strike out that which does not apply. Or leave them all in, whatever.

Minion Erl frogs ruse – frogs and the French. Big sigh. Why I am I not surprised?

Minion Erse frog slur – Gaelic language of the Irish and Scots. They are in the scam too then?

Alternatively, an ‘erse (sic) to carry the dead away from the results of the poisonous vaccines. But that might be flogging a dead ‘erse!!!

Minion Eur errs flogs – the EU once more I suppose.

Soros firm leering UN – enough said I hope

Soros fm leering ruin – enough said I hope

Soros germ I inner flu – amazing!

Nero glorifiers muns – muns might well be Model United Nations.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_United_Nations

I have had a quick look. Not sure I like the sound of it when you start to think about it. See what you think.

Nero filmgoer’s ruins – cinemas shut down in lockdown. People were very stupid, honestly, shutting down over the ‘flu. Sheesh!

Nero flouring misers – well, they’re struggling to get the grain from the Ukraine (rhymes nicely don’t yer think?) at the moment.

Nero sir fluorine msg  – my message about fluorine is that it is highly toxic. I wrote about fluoride in the water.

Neil Ferguson, as someone aptly said, the Astrologer Royal, is poisonous, toxic. There are sadly many other though. Eliminate the toxic please

Nero Fri misrule snog – was his tryst with Antonia on a Friday?

Nero Fri mogul sirens – was Friday the day he gave his warnings?

Religion from nurses – worship the NHS

Religion fens rumors – rumours of (false) religion in the ‘swamp’.

Religion former suns – satanic worship of former ‘suns’, really sons of God, the fallen angels.

Religion Nero smurfs – I just thought this was funny, so I included it. Mind you do people turn blue when denied oxygen with pneumonia? Yes, it’s ‘cyanosis’, cyan as in blue.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/end-of-life-care/changes-in-the-last-hours-and-days/

That is not funny at all.

Religion rum Eros NFS –NFS stands for lots of relevant things I think.

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NFS

Religion rum Eros NSF – NFS (slightly different) stands for lots of relevant things I think.

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Nsf

Anyway, either way it reminds me of the harlot of Revelation sitting on the beast, the red dragon. Drinking her immoralities and drunk with blood of the saints etc.

Now let’s try Antonia Staats out of interest.

Antonia Staats

Here are three examples

A nato Satanist

A Satan station

I Satan to Satan

Well, what more can I say. She is clearly satanic!!!

One more.

AAAS snot titan – and a titan to boot!!! As regards AAAS this is American Association for the Advancement of Science.

It has some issues.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Association_for_the_Advancement_of_Science#EurekAlert!

Let’s move on to the statistics

Statistics

https://www.ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/annualdeathsintheuk2000to2020

According to the following publication, Deaths registered weekly in England and Wales, provisional, using the latest data available for w/e 1st January 2021 (week 53) there have been 614,114 deaths registered in England and Wales in 2020.

deaths
2010493,166
2011484,391
2012496,616
2013503,665
2014497,700
2015539,007
2016524,474
2017533,125
2018539,340
2019527,234

Deaths as a line graph.



It can be seen that all-cause deaths have been generally rising since 2010. Where they drop in one year, they are followed by a rise in deaths. In 2020 these were up again to 608,002

Check here if you wish,

https://www.ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/deathsintheukfrom1990to2020

This Neil Ferguson was aware of (not the year end deaths of course – crystal balls not withstanding). Thus when he advised the government to lockdown he was aware in general that annual deaths would rise anyway, but those who were unaware of trends, the great masses of the people would not realise this and think this was a sign of impending doom.

In the years that deaths rose, weeks 13-14, 1st week in April show a large increase in weekly deaths as lockdown bites.

YearWeek 13Week 14difference
20118,0049,7561,752
20129,3129,557245
20129,6348,520-1114
20139,28010,8901610
20149,6229,944322
201510,4939,062-1431
201610,28611,5991313
201710,0279,939-88
20189,94110,794853
20199,86710,126259
202011,14116,3875246

Deaths were below average in winter of 2020. Chart generated from ONS data.



So we have the obvious conclusion that on average deaths would rise in April. They were starting to rise at the end of March (week 13).

Lockdown an unsuspecting public and as deaths rise on a largely ignorant public, it appears that there is something dire going on.

Well, no, just the usual death rates, but this time exacerbated by the frustrations of people being frustrated from doing anything sensible like being in the lovely sunshine that we had.

Except for those who realised it was all a load of cobblers, a load of crap, of course.

Also exacerbated by the lockdown of care homes. I said this early on when I set up my site in 2020. People lied, people died.

And who knows what really went on in the care homes. I haven’t looked in detail, but I have seen various reports in some countries of the elderly and confused residents basically abandoned and separated from loved ones and friends, if they had them.

No doubt many gave up hope, having been hanging on to life, waiting for the spring, only to have their hopes dashed.

So who is to blame?

Neil Ferguson for his corrupt interpretation of statistics.

The government for believing him despite his appalling track record and then telling lies.

The care home owners for not looking after the vulnerable elderly in their care.

The police service which has been an ignorant police force and farce, forcing people to do things they should never have stopped doing as it was always perfectly legal. Whether what people stopped doing was sensible is another matter. Sometimes it was, sometime it wasn’t.

The NHS which I and many others now realise is a complete waste of money, shutting down basic care and treatment for the annual ‘flu made out to be a monster.

Grossly ignorant doctors who should have understood that diseases are not communicable, but individual to each person.

But what about the general public who didn’t stop to think and double check that something was wrong. I did and I was struggling with my health.

People forgot to love and as is written ‘the love of many will grow cold’ and it did. Over essentially what was a cold or ‘flu.

If you are not one of those, well done. If you are one of those who cowered away, thinking, if you were thinking at all, that you had to obey the whims and fancies of government (which in reality is your servant, your public servant, not your master), then you are a complete cretin.

And as to those who called themselves Christians and acted like this, you are despicable. You knew the law of love, to love your neighbour as yourself but you did not do it. You have been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

Summary and recommendations

Neil Ferguson is a moron, a minion and a murderer. He has consistently got it wrong for a couple of decades. Why was he ever employed in the first place?

Why has he not been tried, his assets taken, and then thrown into prison for life with no parole?

Alternatively, why is he not given lots of vaccines to see if they really do work? He thinks they do. This can be done in prison.

What more do you want to deal with this Nazi piece of work. Mmm… you want to make sure he gives you the names of those he works for? Well, we know that anyway, but yes, why not. Every little helps you know.

I will do a follow up post with some additional points.

Oh, before I forget, he is a false prophet isn’t he? And where do false prophets go to in the Book of Revelation?

Answers on a post card to your friendly, or not so friendly, neighbourhood government. It is your servant, not your master, so give them hell (which is light, but I’ve told you that elsewhere). Expose the dark deeds.

Turn up the heat until they do something about Neil Ferguson.

P.S. If you want to see more about statistics and haven’t seen it already, I suggest going to my Covid 19 summary and finding the sub link. Otherwise it is in Le Café on the World Menu not too far from the top.

And again, here’s the link to my story. You might recognise some characters.

The Emperor’s New Cows

I knew an old doctor who swallowed a lie

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

29th May, 2022

Well, I don’t know any personally who died for swallowing the lies about vaccines being the ‘saviour of the world’, but I have met some lying, ignorant doctors who should have known better.

And these were of all ages. And on line of course you can find them, leastways they say they are doctors. They certainly doctor the truth which is about all mainstream doctors do nowadays. Whether they are PhD’s or MD’s.

I have suffered from their incompetence and gross ignorance which I may have mentioned before. They consider themselves gods, whereas in reality they are dogs following the pack of stupidity and cupidity.

Anyway, I thought I would continue my posts with this as I gear up for the Battle of Midway in June which started 80 years ago. I am looking for a significant turn of events in the Covid 19 narrative.

As Jean-Luc Picard says to his crew ‘Make it so’. So let’s do it people. Here’s my small contribution. Share as you wish.



I know an old doctor who swallowed a lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor who swallowed fake facts

That turned his brain mush, he took the vax

He allowed the vax because of the lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor who followed the herd

How absurd to follow the herd!

He followed the herd, because of fake facts

That turned his brain mush, he took the vax

He allowed the vax because of the lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor, a bit of a prat

Imagine that, a doctor a prat!

He was a prat, he followed the herd

He followed the herd, because of fake facts

That turned his brain mush, he took the vax

He allowed the vax because of the lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor who swallowed the lot

What a clot, to swallow the lot!

He swallowed the lot, he was a prat

He was a prat, he followed the herd

He followed the herd, because of fake facts

That turned his brain mush, he took the vax

He allowed the vax because of the lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor who started to gloat

Opened his throat, and started to gloat

He started to gloat, ‘cos he swallowed the lot

He swallowed the lot, he was a prat

He was a prat, he followed the herd

He followed the herd, because of fake facts

That turned his brain mush, he took the vax

He allowed the vax because of the lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor was holier-than-thou

I don’t know how, he was holier-than-thou

He was holier-than-thou as he started to gloat

He started to gloat, ‘cos he swallowed the lot

He swallowed the lot, he was a prat

He was a prat, he followed the herd

He followed the herd, because of fake facts

That turned his brain mush, he took the vax

He allowed the vax because of the lie

I don’t know why, he swallowed the lie

Perhaps he’ll die.

I know an old doctor who took the whole course*

He’s dead – of course!


Footnotes

1 That the vaccines will protect you in any way at all.

2 Herd immunity. It is written, broad is the way that leads to destruction.

3 All the lies promoted by many governments and big pharma etc.

4 Whole course of vaccines, expected to be 7 in total. However, if the syringe contains the ‘magic bullet’ then the whole course will not be necessary. Of course.



P. S. If you would like a reminder of Burl Ives version in a song here is a link.

You might be interested to note that these links inspired me to write the alternative version. If anyone has any more suitable links please add in comments.

A typical church service according to the Covid Cult

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: Please note a few words may be too strong for some of an overrefined nature, and the nature of the subject may upset a few. But if you like a laugh at the enemy’s expense then go ahead.

24th April, 2022

I thought I ought to expose the goings on behind the scenes of those enthusiastically embracing the Covid 19 narrative, that it will kill us all if we don’t anti-social distance, mask up, vaccinate etc.

As Covid 19 is the latest brand name for the ‘flu, or internal toxicosis of the body, the latest version being the moronic or omicron variety.

In France of course it is the ‘Ma cronic’ variety, or ‘O Macron’ as in Emmanuel, the ‘My God, is he still with us?’ sort.

In French this is ‘Mon Dieu, est-il toujours avec nous?’

Anyway, the following is in the present tense as the service takes place in well-ventilated tents, suitable spaced, and connected by multiplex screens so that the relevant minister can be seen and heard but not touched in case of transmission of the lurgy.

It should be noted that the minister is one of many belonging to that upper elite strata of the Lurgy. This is as opposed to the Lye people who have believed the lie that Covid 19 is a monster which will engulf us all.

“Your undercover reporter sidles into a service, avoiding the sides men/women. He observes the following signs and wonders.

‘The congregation shall be arranged in tiers, with level 1 the elites, level 2 the uncivil serpents, doctors of all types, lawyers  or lyers as they are more commonly knows,  level 3 nurses and teachers and level 4 the serpent minions or plebs.’

‘Traffic light system will be in operation subject to alert level. Current status; yellow’

N.B. I should explain that the colour meanings are as follows:

Red (MSN danger status) – this means the Chinese communists are due any minute, and MSN have told us so and you should believe everything they tell you without thinking as we at gov.uk have done it for you..

Yellow (coward status) – this is the fear that the communists are coming, so sticking your head in the sand and ignoring good advice is essential whilst a nurse sticks a needle in your bottom.

Green (sick planet status) – this means Greta Thunberg is coming and everything is hunky dory man as long as we get rid of farting cows etc.

Your intrepid reporter takes a suitably sanitised seat (there is a sign on each chair saying ‘Please take a moment to kneel down and spray – please use the hand sanitiser provided.’

He takes up the large booklet in front of him and follows the service as it progresses. Please note this is based on the following from The Church of England website.

Original text in italics, Covid Cult version underneath. Ignore italics if you are familiar with the C of E version.

https://www.churchofengland.org/prayer-and-worship/worship-texts-and-resources/book-common-prayer/order-morning-prayer

The Order for Morning Prayer

The Order for Mourning Prayer

The Order for Morning Prayer daily throughout the year

The Order for Mourning Prayer daily throughout the year

At the beginning of Morning Prayer the Minister shall read with a loud voice some one or more of these Sentences of the Scriptures that follow. And then he shall say that which is written after the said Sentences.

At the beginning of Mourning Prayer (or Daily Briefings) the Minister (or Prime Minister) shall read with a loud voice some one or more of these Sentences of the Regulations that follow. And then he shall say that which is written after the said Sentences.

WHEN the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive. Ezekiel 18.27

WHEN the wicked man keepeth away from his neighbour that he hath shoppeth to the police, and doeth that which is lawful and right, and keepeth away 2.0 meters or its nearest Imperial equivalent, he shall keepeth his ‘R’ soul alive. Easykill Section 18 paragraph 27

I acknowledge my transgressions, and my sin is ever before me. Psalm 51.3

I acknowledge my trans-genders, and my sign (Stay Alert etc.) is ever before me. Palms (Hand washing) Section 51 paragraph 3

Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities. Psalm 51.9

Hide my face from my sons (or other relatives), and blot out all mine inquiries (as to why should I be doing this). Palms (Hand washing) Section 51 paragraph 9

The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit : a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise. Psalm 51.17

The sacrifices of Gov.uk are a broken spirit, broken home, broken friendships etc : a broken (due to myocarditis) and a sodium nitrite heart, O Gov.uk, thou wilt despise. Palms (Hand washing) Section 51 paragraph 17

Rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto the Lord your God: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil. Joel 2.13

Rend your heart (with myocarditis, see above), and not your garments (which should be recycled), and turn unto the Lard your Gov.uk: for it is ungracious and unmerciful, slow to do anything of any real value, and of great meanness, and repenteth not him of the vial (see later). Jail Section 2 paragraph13

To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him: neither have we obeyed the voice of the Lord our God, to walk in his laws which he set before us.  Daniel 9.9-10

To the Lard your Gov.uk belong vaccines and vaccine passports, though we have rebelled against them: neither have we obeyed the voice of the Lard your Gov.uk, to walk in his regulations which it set before us in.  Da Neil (Ferguson) Section 9 paragraphs 9 &10

O Lord, correct me, but with judgement; not in thine anger, lest thou bring me to nothing. Jeremiah 10.24; Psalm 6.1

O Lard, vacinate me, but with Pfizer; not in thine AstraZeneca, lest thou bring me to less bad health (although AstraZeneca is still bad). Jerry Mire Section 10 paragraph 24;  Palms (Hand washing)  6 paragraph 1

Repent ye; for the Kingdom of heaven is at hand.  St. Matthew 3.2

Repent ye; for the Kingdom of Devon is at hand.  St. Matthew Hancock Section 3 paragraph 2

I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee, and am no more worthy to be called thy son. St. Luke 15.18-19

I will arise and go to my Farter, and will say unto him, Farter, I have sinned against Devon, and before thee, and am no more worthy to be called thy son/daughter/gender neutral being. St. Leukaemia Section 15 paragraph 18-19

Enter not into judgement with thy servant, O Lord; for in thy sight shall no man living be justified. Psalm 143.2

Enter not into judgement with thy serpent, O Lard; for in thy sight shall no man/woman/ gender neutral being live (provided the vaccines do their job). Palms (Hand Washing) Section 143 paragraph 2

If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us: but if we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 St. John 1.8-9

If we say that we have no sign, we deceive ourselves (for we have one up on our front door saying ‘No hawkers’ etc.), and the truth is not in us: but if we confess our signs, it is faithful and just to forgive us our signs (which say ‘Up yours Boris), and to cleanse us from all viruses (subject to the small print and terms and conditions excluding all liability for harm or death). 1 St. John Major Section 1 paragraphs 8 & 9

DEARLY beloved brethren, the Scripture moveth us in sundry places to acknowledge and confess our manifold sins and wickedness; and that we should not dissemble nor cloke them before the face of Almighty God our heavenly Father; but confess them with an humble, lowly, penitent, and obedient heart; to the end that we may obtain forgiveness of the same, by his infinite goodness and mercy. And although we ought at all times humbly to acknowledge our sins before God; yet ought we most chiefly so to do, when we assemble and meet together to render thanks for the great benefits that we have received at his hands, to set forth his most worthy praise, to hear his most holy Word, and to ask those things which are requisite and necessary, as well for the body as the soul. Wherefore I pray and beseech you, as many as are here present, to accompany me with a pure heart and humble voice unto the throne of the heavenly grace, saying after me:

DEARLY beloved brethren, the Regulations moveth us in sundry places (if you can find the relevant bit) to acknowledge and confess our manifold signs and wickedness; and that we should not dissemble misinformation that Covid 19 is the ‘flu, nor cloke them before the face of Almighty Gov.uk our heavenly Farter (except behind blue masks kindly provided by the Almighty at taxpayers’ expense); but confess them with an humble, lowly, penitent, and obedient heart (without crossing our fingers); to the end that we may obtain unforgiveness of the same, by its infinite meanness and mercury (N.B. Mercury is poisonous). And although we ought at all times humbly to acknowledge our signs before Gov.uk; yet ought we most chiefly so to do, when we assemble and meet together (suitably spaced, and subject to latest rules) to render thanks for the great benefits that we have received at its hands (at taxpayers’ expense), to set forth its most worthy praise, to hear its most Holly Wood, and to ask those things which are requisite and necessary (such as a dry crust/handout), as well for the body as the ‘R’ soul (including toilet paper). Wherefore I prey on and beat you, as many as are here present (and have not been locked down), to accompany me with an impure heart and humble voice unto the throne of the Devonly grease, saying after me:

A general Confession to be said of the whole Congregation after the Minister, all kneeling.

A general Confession to be said of the whole Congregation after the Minister (or Prime Minister), all kneeling (or bending the knee if preferred).

ALMIGHTY and most merciful Father, We have erred, and strayed from thy ways like lost sheep, We have followed too much the devices and desires of our own hearts, We have offended against thy holy laws, We have left undone those things which we ought to have done, And we have done those things which we ought not to have done, And there is no health in us: But thou, O Lord, have mercy upon us miserable offenders; Spare thou them, O God, which confess their faults, Restore thou them that are penitent, According to thy promises declared unto mankind in Christ Jesu our Lord: And grant, O most merciful Father, for his sake, That we may hereafter live a godly, righteous, and sober life, To the glory of thy holy Name. Amen.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk and most merciful Farter, We have erred, and strayed from thy Regulations like lost sheep, We have followed too much the mobile devices and desires of our own minds (which we have lost anyway), We have offended against thy holy Regulations, We have left undone those things which we ought to have done (such as keep exactly 2.0 meters or more away from our neighbours, wear masks outside, use sanitiser etc), And we have done those things which we ought not to have done (such as travel more than 5 miles from home on alternate days of the week, if there is an ‘R’ in the month), And there is no health in us (due to the big pharma drugs you have kindly given us at taxpayers’ expense): But thou, O Lard, have mercury upon us miserable offenders; Spare thou them, O Gov.uk, which confess their faults, Restore thou them some of their taxes that are penitent, According to thy promises declared unto personkind in Chris Whitty our Lard: And grant, O most merciful Farter, for his sake, That we may hereafter live a masked, socially distanced, and vaccinated life, To the glower of thy holy Name. Arperson.

The Absolution or Remission of sins to be pronounced by the Priest alone, standing: the people still kneeling.

The Absolution or Remission of signs to be pronounced by the Pest (a.k.a. the Plague) alone, standing: the people still kneeling (or bending the knee).

ALMIGHTY God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who desireth not the death of a sinner, but rather that he may turn from his wickedness, and live; and hath given power, and commandment, to his Ministers, to declare and pronounce to his people, being penitent, the Absolution and Remission of their sins: He pardoneth and absolveth all them that truly repent, and unfeignedly believe his holy Gospel. Wherefore let us beseech him to grant us true repentance, and his Holy Spirit, that those things may please him, which we do at this present; and that the rest of our life hereafter may be pure, and holy; so that at the last we may come to his eternal joy; through Jesus Christ our Lord.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk, the Farter of our Lard Whitty Chris, who desireth not the life of a signer, but rather that he may turn from his wickedness, and die; and hath given power, and commandment, to his Ministers (and Prime Minister), to declare and pronounce to his people, being penitent, the Absolution and Remission of their signs: He pardoneth and absolveth all them that truly repent of thinking for themselves, and unfeignedly believe his holy Go-spell that Covid 19 is a deadly, highly infectious disease. Wherefore let us beseech him to grant us true repentance, and his Holy Spirit, that those things may please him, which we do at this present; and that the rest of our life hereafter may be painful, and wholly without meaning; so that at the last we may come to his eternal joy, but not ours; through Whitty Chris our Lard.

The people shall answer here, and at the end of all other prayers,

The people shall answer here, and at the end of all other preyers, (subject to a fine of £100 if not complied with)

Amen.

Arperson (or other preferred gender pronoun)

If no priest be present the person saying the Service shall read the Collect for the Twenty-First Sunday after Trinity, that person and the people still kneeling.

If no pest be present the person saying the Service shall read the Click and Collect for the Twenty-First Sun Day (newspaper) after Trinity House, that person and the people still kneeling (or bending the knee whichever is more difficult).

Then the Minister shall kneel, and say the Lord’s Prayer: the people also kneeling, and repeating it with him, both here, and wheresover else it is used in Divine Service.

Then the Minister (or Prime Minister) shall kneel (or bend the knee), and say the Lard’s Prayer: the people also kneeling (or bending the knee), and repeating it with him or her or whatever personal pronoun it prefers, both here, and wheresoever else it is used in Levine (Rachel – see Biden’s Cabinet) Service.

OUR Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive them that trespass against us; And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, For ever and ever. Amen.

Our Farter, whose art is heaving up, blowing hot air and making people sick,

Hallotosis be thy name, the Lord of bad breath.

Thy king dung come, where everything is shit.

Thy willy be dung, because of where you stick it

On earth, because you can’t get away with it in heaven

Give us this day our daily thread-bare ration to keep us thin and emaciated

And give us our debts, as we have also given debts to others

And lead us into temptation and all kinds of vices which can grip us tight and then de liver us as our livers are destroyed by making us tight, all and every night.

For thine is the king dung (as we have said before, O Farter), the glower and the chlorine gas which we, your children, used in the First World War.

Ahwomen (because we hate real men)

Then likewise he shall say,

Then likewise he/she/it shall say,

Priest.O Lord, open thou our lips.

Pest. O Lard, open thou our lips.

Answer.And our mouth shall shew forth thy praise.

Answer. And our mouth shall spew forth thy poison.

Priest.O God, make speed to save us.

Pest. O Gov.uk, make weed to drug us.

Answer. O Lord, make haste to help us.

Answer. O Lard, make haste to help us, as fast as the NHS will allow.

Here, all standing up, the Priest shall say,

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost;

Here, all standing up, the Pest shall say,

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

Answer.As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

Answer. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Priest.Praise ye the Lord.

Pest. Praise ye the Lard.

Answer.The Lord’s Name be praised.

Answer. The Lard’s Name be praised.

Then shall be said or sung this Psalm following: Except on Easter Day, upon which another Anthem is appointed: and on the nineteenth day of every month it is not to be read here, but in the ordinary course of the Psalms.

Then shall be said (but not sung as this is currently forbidden) this Palms following: Except on Easter Day, upon which another Anthea is appointed: and on the nineteenth day of every month (in reverence to Covid 19) it is not to be read here, but in the ordinary course of the Palms (Hand washing Code of Practice 2020 rev E).

VENITE, EXULTEMUS DOMINO

VENITE, EXULTEMUS DOMINOS (i.e. O Come, let us go to Dominos to order pizza)

Psalm 95

Palms (Handwashing) Section 95

O COME, let us sing unto the Lord :

let us heartily rejoice in the strength of our salvation.

O COME, let us sign unto the Lard (British Sign Language to be used, two fingers NOT allowed):

let us heartily (subject to myocarditis) rejoice in the strength of our Covid 19 salvation.

Let us come before his presence with thanksgiving :

and show ourselves glad in him with psalms.

Let us come before his presence with thanksgiving (and excess taxes):

and show ourselves glad in him with palms, washed or sanitised.

For the Lord is a great God :

and a great King above all gods.

For the Lard is a great Gov.uk :

and a great Wan King above all govs.

In his hand are all the corners of the earth :

and the strength of the hills is his also.

In his Ham are all the corns and calluses of the heart:

and the strength of the pills is his also.

The sea is his, and he made it :

and his hands prepared the dry land.

The see* is his, and he made it:

and his hands prepared the dying economy.

O come, let us worship and fall down :

and kneel before the Lord our Maker.

O come, let us worship and fall down (on receipt of the vaccine):

and kneel (or bend the knee) before the Lard our Mucker.

For he is the Lord our God :

and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand.

For he is the Lard our Gov.uk :

and we are the people of his pasteurise (to eliminate all known germs), and the sheep of his hand (suitably sterilised).

To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts :

as in the provocation, and as in the day of temptation in the wilderness;

Today if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts (if the vaccines have not done this already):

as in the pro-vaccination, and as in the day of Thames Station (such as Charing Cross) in the wilderness of lock down;

When your fathers tempted me :

proved me, and saw my works.

When your farters tempted me:

Proved (in the airing cupboard to help the dough rise) me, and saw my road works.

Forty years long was I grieved with this generation, and said :

It is a people that do err in their hearts, for they have not known my ways.

Forty two months long was I grieved with this millennial generation, and said:

It is a people that do, err (for they are not sure what to do), in their hearts, for they have not known my ways, despite it being located on their mobile phones.

Unto whom I sware in my wrath :

that they should not enter into my rest.

Unto whom I sware in my Rothschild :

that they should not enter into my rest, but be arrested for critical thinking.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son :

and to the Holy Ghost;

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be:

world without end. Amen.

Answer. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall follow the Psalms in order as they be appointed. And at the end of every Psalm throughout the year, and likewise in the end of Benedicite, Benedictus, Magnificat, and Nunc dimittis, shall be repeated,

Then shall follow the Palms in order as they be appointed (regularly and subject to hand washing guidance). And at the end of every Palm, including the fingers, throughout the year, and likewise in the end of Ben Edict (Jewish version), Ben edict US (Jewish American version), Magnificat (the large pussy or Persian version), and Monk dimwit is (The Roman Catholic version), shall be repeated,

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son: and to the Holy Ghost;

Chlorine gas be to the Farter, and the Sun newspaper (with which the paper is bleached), and to the holey toast.

Answer.As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be: world without end. Amen.

Answer:  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall be read distinctly with an audible voice the First Lesson, taken out of the Old Testament as is appointed in the Calendar: Except there be proper Lessons assigned for that day: He that readeth so standing and turning himself, as he may best be heard of all such as are present. And after that shall be said or sung, in English, the Hymn called Te Deum Laudamus, daily throughout the year.

Then shall be read stinkly in praise of the Farter, with a quiet voice so that the masses do not hear properly, the First Lesion, taken out of context from the Old Testament to confuse the aforesaid masses as is appointed in the mainstream media. Except there be improper Lesions as signs for that day. He, she or it, depending on preferred pronoun, that readeth so standing and turning himself, herself, itself etc. etc. as he/she/it may not be heard properly by those such as are present (subject to lockdown status). And after that shall be said or sung (if gov.uk allow this), in English and all other languages to maintain cultural diversity and confusion, the Hym-n, Her-m, or It-n  to avoid gender stereotyping, called Tedious Loud Am US, reflecting our American cronies propensity to speak loudly when speaking to foreigners, daily throughout the year to ensure maximum boredom and make people ignore the serious stuff going on.

Note that before every Lesson the Minister shall say, Here beginneth such a Chapter, or Verse of such a Chapter, of such a Book: And after every Lesson, Here endeth the First, or the Second Lesson.

Note that before every Lesion the Minister shall say, Here beginneth such a Chapter, or Verse of such a Chapter, of such a Book, or anything else that comes to mind to confuse the masses: And after every Lesion, Here endeth the First, or the Second Lesion or indeed any other number as we do not wish to be numerist (similar to sexist etc.).

TE DEUM LAUDAMUS

TEDIOUS LOUD AM US

WE praise thee, O God : we acknowledge thee to be the Lord.

WE praise thee, O Cod: we acknowledge thee to be the Lard.

All the earth doth worship thee : the Father everlasting.

All the earth doth worship thee (except the enemy’s children – gnashing of teeth to ensue): the Farter everlasting.

To thee all Angels cry aloud : the heavens, and all the powers therein.

To thee all dark Angels cry aloud: the heavings, and all the powers and principalities therein.

To thee Cherubin and Seraphin : continually do cry,

To thee She-rub-in and He-e-rap-in: continually do cry, (wailing and gnashing of teeth to ensue)

Holy, Holy, Holy : Lord God of Sabaoth;

Holly, Holly, Holly: Lard Cod of Saab-oath

Heaven and earth are full of the Majesty : of thy glory.

Heaven and earth are full of the Ma Jester: of thy chlorine.

The glorious company of the Apostles : praise thee.

The glower-ious company of the Apisstles: praise thee.

The goodly fellowship of the Prophets : praise thee.

The badly fellowship of the False Profits: praise thee.

The noble army of Martyrs : praise thee.

The ignoble army of Alma Maters (corrupt universities): praise thee.

The holy Church throughout all the world : doth acknowledge thee;

The Satanic Church throughout all the world: doth acknowledge thee;

The Father : of an infinite Majesty;

The Farter: of an infinite Ma Jester;

Thine honourable, true : and only Son;

Thine dishonourable, false: and only Sun (the Auntie Christ);

Also the Holy Ghost : the Comforter.

Also the Holly Toast: the Discomforter.

Thou art the King of Glory : O Christ.

Thou art the King of Glower: O Auntie Christ.

Thou art the everlasting Son : of the Father.

Thou art the everlasting Sun (so you tell us): of the Farter.

When thou tookest upon thee to deliver man : thou didst not abhor the Virgin’s womb.

When thou tookest upon thee to de-liver man, woman, child etc.: thou didst abhor the Virgin’s womb and deflowered her (reference to Eve in the Garden of Eden).

When thou hadst overcome the sharpness of death : thou didst open the kingdom of heaven to all believers.

When thou hadst overcome the sharpness of deaf: thou didst open the kingdom of hades to all unbelievers.

Thou sittest at the right hand of God : in the glory of the Father.

Thou sittest on the right hand of Cod (those assembled to say ‘Ouch!’): in the glower of the Farter.

We believe that thou shalt come : to be our Judge.

We believe that thou shalt come: to be our Fudge (to rot our teeth etc.).

We therefore pray thee, help thy servants : whom thou hast redeemed with thy precious blood.

We therefore prey thee, help thy serpents: whom thou hast reddened with pre-ciouss (Gollum like stress) blood of those you have murdered.

Make them to be numbered with thy Saints : in glory everlasting.

Make them to be numbered with thy Stains: in glower everlasting.

O Lord, save thy people : and bless thine heritage.

O Lard, save thy peep hole (for spying on the neighbours): and curse thine her it age.

Govern them: and lift them up for ever.

Go spurn them: and depress them for ever

Day by day : we magnify thee;

Night by night; we magnify pee;

And we worship thy Name : ever world without end.

And we worship thy Numb: ever world without mend.

Vouchsafe, O Lord : to keep us this day without sin.

Voucher safe (extracted from taxes), O Lard: to keep us this day and night within sin.

O Lord, have mercy upon us : have mercy upon us.

O Lard, have mercury upon us: have mercury upon us.

O Lord, let thy mercy lighten upon us : as our trust is in thee.

O Lard, let thy mercury lighten upon us: as we are trussed up by thee.

O Lord, in thee have I trusted : let me never be confounded.

O Lard, by thee have I been trussed: let me never be freed.

Or this canticle,

Or this can tickle (or whatever you fancy).

BENEDICITE, OMNIA OPERA

BEN EDICIT, OMNIA OPRAH WINFREY (i.e Ben says all worship Oprah Winfrey)

O ALL ye Works of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ALL ye Worgs/wargs of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (or whatever personal pronoun the Great Lard wishes to be called at the time – this may change without warning)

O ye Angels of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ye dark Angels of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Heavens, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Heavings, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Waters that be above the Firmament, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Waiters that be above the Firm armament, bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Powers of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Powers (inc. principalities) of the Lard, bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Sun and Moon, bless ye the Lard:

O ye Sun (and other newspapers) and Loonies, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Stars of Heaven, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Stars of Hollywood, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Showers and Dew, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Show-ers and Jew (of the synagogue of Satan), bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Winds of God, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Winds of Cod (i.e. fishy farts), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Fire and Heat, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Liar and Cheat, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Winter and Summer, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Winters (these are typically German) and Summers (false accountants), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Dews and Frosts, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Jews (of the synagogue of Satan) and Frowsts, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Frost and Cold, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Frowst and Cold (i.e. Covid 19 and similar), bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Ice and Snow, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Lice and Snot, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Nights and Days, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Nits and Daze, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Light and Darkness, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Lies and Darkness, bless ye the Lard :

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Lightnings and Clouds, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Darklings and Clods, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O let the Earth bless the Lord :

O let the Earth (i.e sods) bless the Lard:

yea, let it praise him, and magnify him for ever.

yea, let it pays him, and magnify Ham# for ever. 

O ye Mountains and Hills, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Mountains (from molehills) and Pills (made by Big Pharma), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Green Things upon the Earth, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Green Things (such as Great Thunberg) upon the Earth (i.e. sods), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Wells, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Wells (poisoned), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Seas and Floods, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Sees (Vatican etc.) and Floods (of tears and tiers – see lockdowns), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Whales, and all that move in the Waters, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Wails (‘Prince of’ etc.), and all that move in the Waters, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Fowls of the Air, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Fouls of the Air (farts), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O all ye Beasts and Cattle, bless ye the Lord :

O all ye Beasts (NHS, police farces, Uncivil Service etc.) and Cattle (masses of the people), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Children of Men, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Children of the Devil, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O let Israel bless the Lord :

O let His vile (i.e. vile ones) bless the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Priests of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Pests (Roman Catholic etc.) of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Servants of the Lord, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Serpents of the Lard, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye Spirits and Souls of the Righteous, bless ye the Lord :

O ye Spirits (petroleum) and Souls (arse souls) of the Hun-righteous (i.e Germanic origin), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O ye holy and humble Men of heart, bless ye the Lord :

O ye holly (i.e pricks) and mumble Men of fart (e.g Joe Biden), bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

O Ananias, Azarias, and Misael, bless ye the Lord :

O Ananias (with Sapphira – see New Testament), AZ areas (AstraZeneca sites), and Miserable, bless ye the Lard:

praise him, and magnify him for ever.

praise him, and magnify him for ever. (see earlier)

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son :

and to the Holy Ghost;

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be :

world without end. Amen.

Answer. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall be read in like manner the Second Lesson, taken out of the New Testament. And after that the Hymn following: Except when that shall happen to be read in the Chapter for the day, or for the Gospel on Saint John Baptist’s Day.

Then shall be read in like (or dislike) manner the Second Lesion, taken out of context from the New Testament, again to confuse the masses of the people. And after that the Hym-n, Her-n, It-n following: Except when that shall happen to be read in the Chapter (of the Hell’s Angels) for the day, or for the Go spell (badly) on Stain John (the toilet) Bap-tit’s Day or Night whichever is shorter.

BENEDICTUS

BEN EDICT U.S.

Luke 1.68

Leukaemia 1 section 68

BLESSED be the Lord God of Israel : for he hath visited and redeemed his people;

BLESSED be the Lard Cod of Ishmael: for he hath visited and deceived his people (and exceeded the regul-a-tory number of people in one household as is his right to ignore his own rules);

And hath raised up a mighty salvation for us : in the house of his servant David;

And hath raised up a mighty slave nation for the U.S.: in the house of his serpent David Cameron;

As he spake by the mouth of his holy Prophets : which have been since the world began;

As he spake by the mouth of his holly Profits: which have been since the world Megan Markle;

That we should be saved from our enemies : and from the hand of all that hate us.

That we should be enslaved to our enemas: and into the hand of all that hate U.S.

To perform the mercy promised to our forefathers : and to remember his holy Covenant;

To perform the mercury promised to our four gender neutral parents: and to remember his holly Convents;

To perform the oath which he sware to our forefather Abraham : that he would give us;

To perform the oaf which he sware to our foreparent Abra-ham or other non-kosher meat: that he would give U.S. (suitably poisoned with sodium nitrite etc.);

That we being delivered out of the hand of our enemies : might serve him without fear;

That we being de-livered (i.e. livers removed) and into of the hand of our enemas : might serve him with fear;

In holiness and righteousness before him : all the days of our life.

In Hollywood-ness and hun-righteousness before him: all the miserable days and nights of our life (and death).

And thou, Child, shalt be called the Prophet of the Highest : for thou shalt go before the face of the Lord to prepare his ways;

And thou, Child, shalt be called the False Prophet of the Lowest: for thou shalt go before the ugly face of the Lard to prepare his broad ways (that leadeth to destruction);

To give knowledge of salvation unto his people : for the remission of their sins,

To take knowledge of salvation from the enemies’ people: for the retention of their sins (and signs),

Through the tender mercy of our God : whereby the day-spring from on high hath visited us;

Through the tender (submitted in triplicate and suitably signed by martyrs blood) mercury of our Cod: whereby the night-winter from on below hath visited us (subject to current regulations);

To give light to them that sit in darkness, and in the shadow of death : and to guide our feet into the way of peace.

To give darkness to them that sit in light, and in the shadow of deaf: and to guide our feet into the way of piss.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son : and to the Holy Ghost;

Glowery be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be : world without end. Amen.

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall BBC, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Or this Psalm,

Or this Palm,

JUBILATE DEO

JEW-BE-LATTE DAYGLO

Psalm 100

Palm 100

O BE joyful in the Lord, all ye lands : serve the Lord with gladness, and come before his presence with a song.

O BE miserable in the Lard, all ye lands: serve the Lard with sadness, and come before his presence with a pong.

Be ye sure that the Lord he is God : it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.

Be ye sure that the Lard he is Cod: it is he that hath mucked us up, and we ourselves; we are his peep hole, and the heap of his past manure.

O go your way into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise : be thankful unto him, and speak good of his Name.

O go your way unto his Gates (Bill and Melinda) with arms giving, and into his Kurtz with preys : be thankful unto him, and speak God of his Names (or else).

For the Lord is gracious, his mercy is everlasting : and his truth endureth from generation to generation.

For the Lard is grievous, his mercury is everlasting : and his lies endureth from generation to generation.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son : and to the Holy Ghost;

Glory be to the Farter, and to The Sun (or Daily Telegraph, Guardian etc), and to the Wholly Toast;

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be : world without end. Amen.

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall BBC, world misery without end. Ar-person.

Then shall be sung or said the Apostles’ Creed, by the Minister and the people standing: Except only such days as the Creed of Saint Athanasius is appointed to be read.

Then shall be sung or said the Apissles’ Screed, written by the Minister (NHS or other available if not on holiday, or otherwise engaged) and the people standing (with one leg tied behind their backs): Except only such days as the Screed of Saint Atha-nauseous is appointed to be red (and all other rainbow colours to avoid being colourist).

THE APOSTLES’ CREED

THE APISSLES’ SCREED

I BELIEVE in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth:

I BELIEVE in Cod the Farter Almighty, Mucker Up of heaven and earth:

And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord, Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, Born of the Virgin Mary, Suffered under Pontius Pilate, Was crucified, dead, and buried: He descended into hell; The third day he rose again from the dead; He ascended into heaven, And sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty; From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

And in cheeses, Christopher Whitty (or other anti-Christs as may be available) his only Sun our Lard, Who was conceived by the Wholly Toast, Born of the Virgin Atlantic, Suffered under Poncius Pilot, Was mummy-fied, emotionally dead, and buried (in jargon): He descended into Hello magazine; The turd day he rose again from the dead (as a zombie); He ascended into 10 Downing Street, And sitteth on the right hand of Cod the Farter Almighty (or the Prime or other Minister); From thence he shall come to judge the slow and the brain-dead.

I believe in the Holy Ghost; The holy Catholick Church; The Communion of Saints; The Forgiveness of sins; The Resurrection of the body, And the Life everlasting. Amen.

I believe in the Wholly Toast; The holly Cat-lick Church; The Communion of Stains; The Four-giveness of signs; The Re-sure-erection of the dead body (as a zombie), And the Death everlasting. Arperson.

And after that these Prayers following, all devoutly kneeling: the Minister first pronouncing with a loud voice,

And after that these Preyers following, all devoutly kneeling or bending the knee: the Minister first pronouncing with a loud voice,

Minister.The Lord be with you.

Minister. The Lard be with you.

Answer.And with thy spirit.

Answer. And with thy White Spirit.

Minister.Let us pray.

Minister (for Department of Health etc.). Let us prey (i.e. on the weak and fearful).

Lord, have mercy upon us.

Lard, have mercury upon us.

Answer.Christ, have mercy upon us.

Answer. Chris Whitty, have mercury upon us (i.e include in the vaccines).

Lord, have mercy upon us.

Lard, have mercury upon us.

Then the Minister, Clerks, and people shall say the Lord’s Prayer with a loud voice.

Then the Minister (of the NHS or other available department head, Clerks, sub-clerks, secretaries, undersecretaries, and minions in general shall say the Lard’s Preyer with a loud wailing voice.

THE LORD’S PRAYER

THE LARD’S PREYER

OUR Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive them that trespass against us; And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. Amen.

N.B. This is an alternative version to that usually prescribed under regulation 66, Subsection 666, The Go spell of Mark of the Beast.

OUR Farter, which fart in general, Hollowed be thy Name, Thy kingdumb come where all the dumbest live, Thy will be done, in earth a.k.a sods. Give us this night our nightly neuro-toxic big pharma drug; And give us our trespasses, As we give them that trespass against us; And lead us into constipation, Butt  giver us evil. Ah-person or other gender neutral pronoun.

Then the Priest standing up shall say,

Then the Pest standing up shall say,

Priest.O Lord, shew thy mercy upon us.

Pest. O Lard, shoe thy mercury upon us.

Answer.And grant us thy salvation.

Answer. And grant us thy regulation.

Priest.O Lord, save the Queen.

Pest.O Lard, save the Drag Queen.

Answer.And mercifully hear us when we call upon thee.

Answer. And mercury-fully beat us when we call upon thee.

Priest.Endue thy Ministers with righteousness.

Pest. Endue thy Ministers, Prime or otherwise, with self-righteousness.

Answer.And make thy chosen people joyful.

Answer. And make thy chosen people miserable.

Priest.O Lord, save thy people.

Pest. O Lard, enslave thy people.

Answer.And bless thine inheritance.

Answer. And bleed thine inhairytents.

Priest.Give peace in our time, O Lord.

Pest. Give piss in our time, O Lard.

Answer.Because there is none other that fighteth for us, but only thou, O God.

Answer. Because there is none other that runneth away from us, after thou hast make a killing on the stock markets, but only thou, O Cod.

Priest.O God, make clean our hearts within us.

Pest. O Cod, make filthy our farts within us.

Answer.And take not thy Holy Spirit from us.

Answer. And take not thy White Spirit from us.

Then shall follow three Collects: The first of the day, which shall be the same that is appointed at the Communion: The second for Peace: The third for Grace to live well. And the two last Collects shall never alter, but daily be said at Morning Prayer throughout all the year, as followeth, all kneeling.

Then shall follow three Collections: The first of the day, which shall be the same that is appointed at the Communism: The second for Piss as in taking of: The third for Grease to grease the palms of politicians, civil servants etc. And the two last Collects shall never alter, but daily be said at Mourning Prayer throughout all the year, as followeth, all kneeling or bending the knee.

Further collections may be taken without warning subject to state of the economy and need to raise tax revenue.

The Second Collect, for Peace.

The Second Collection, for Piss.

O GOD, who art the author of peace and lover of concord, in knowledge of whom standeth our eternal life, whose service is perfect freedom: Defend us thy humble servants in all assaults of our enemies; that we, surely trusting in thy defence, may not fear the power of any adversaries; through the might of Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

O COD, who art the author of piss and lover of Concorde (although sadly that hath now disappeareth from our skies), in knowledge of whom standeth our eternal death, whose sir-vice is imperfect pee-dumb: Defend us thy ever so ‘umble serpents in all assaults of our enemies; that we, sorely trusting in thy deep pockets (funded by taxpayers), may not fear the power of any adversaries, advocates or other lawyers not already in your pay; through the might of Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

The Third Collect, for Grace.

The Turd Collection, for Grease (for the palms of politicians etc.).

O LORD, our heavenly Father, Almighty and everlasting God, who hast safely brought us to the beginning of this day: Defend us in the same with thy mighty power; and grant that this day we fall into no sin, neither run into any kind of danger; but that all our doings may be ordered by thy governance, to do always that is righteous in thy sight; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

O LARD, our earthly Farter, Almighty and ever-blasting Cod, who hast safely, up to a point, brought us to the beginning of this night: Defend us in the same with thy mighty glower; and grant that this night we fall into sin, and run into any kind of bank (in a stolen vehicle) or other establishment needing looting ; but that all our doings may be disordered by thy mis-governance, to do always that is hun-righteous in thy sight; through Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

In Quires and Places where they sing here followeth the Anthem.

Inquiries and Places where they sing (if currently allowed) here followeth the Anthrax.

Then these five Prayers following are to be read here: Except when the Litany is read; and then only the two last are to be read, as they are there placed.

Then these five Preyers following are to be read here: Except when the Litigations are read; and then only the two last are to be read (except on the first Monday after Bent, if Saturn is in the ecliptic, and the mercury is rising), as they are there placed.

A Prayer for the Queen’s Majesty.

A Preyer for the Drag Queen’s Ma-jesty (i.e. jokes).

O LORD, our heavenly Father, high and mighty, King of kings, Lord of lords, the only Ruler of princes, who dost from thy throne behold all the dwellers upon earth: Most heartily we beseech thee with thy favour to behold our most gracious Sovereign Lady, Queen ELIZABETH; and so replenish her with the grace of thy Holy Spirit, that she may alway incline to thy will, and walk in thy way. Endue her plenteously with heavenly gifts; grant her in health and wealth long to live; strengthen her that she may vanquish and overcome all her enemies; and finally after this life she may attain everlasting joy and felicity; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

O LARD, our earthly Farter, low and flighty, Kinky of kink’s, Lard of lards, the only Ruler of ponces, who dost from thy khasi behold all the dwellers upon earth: Most fartily we beseech thee with thy gravy to behold our most greasiest Slovenly Lardy, Drag Queen Carmen Tovey Garten Maude (or other stand-in for the night); and so revarnish him with the grease paint of thy White Spirit, that he may alway incline to thy left, and walk in thy funny way. Endue him plenteously with heavenly shifts; grant him in health and wealth long to live for the next 24 hours as long as he is still funny; strengthen him that he may varnish and overcome all his Emmy awards; and finally after this life he may attain everlasting misery in Gotham City; through Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

A Prayer for the Royal Family.

A Preyer for the Boyle Family.

ALMIGHTY God, the fountain of all goodness, we humbly beseech thee to bless Charles Prince of Wales, and all the Royal Family: Endue them with thy Holy Spirit; enrich them with thy heavenly grace; prosper them with all happiness; and bring them to thine everlasting kingdom; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk, the fountain of all badness, we humbly beseech thee to bleach Charred Prints of Wails, and all the Boyle Family: Endue them with thy White Spirit; enrich them with thy earthly grease and our taxes; prosper them with all our unhappiness; and bring them to thine everlasting kink-dumb; through Cheesus Chris Whitty our Lard. Ar-person.

A Prayer for the Clergy and People.

A Prayer for the Lurgy and Peep hole.

ALMIGHTY and everlasting God, who alone workest great marvels: Send down upon our Bishops, and Curates, and all Congregations committed to their charge, the healthful Spirit of thy grace; and that they may truly please thee, pour upon them the continual dew of thy blessing. Grant this, O Lord, for the honour of our Advocate and Mediator, Jesus Christ. Amen.

ALMIGHTY and everlasting Gov.uk, who alone workest Greta Thunberg marvels: Send down upon our Bish-ups, and Cu-rats, and all Conflagrations committed to their charge, the harmful Spirit of thy grease; and that they may truly please thee, pour upon them the continual Jew of thy synagogue of Satan. Grant this, O Lard, for the honour of our Advocate and Mediator, Chief Medical Officer Cheesus Chris Whitty. Ar-person.

A Prayer of Saint Chrysostom.

A Prayer of Stain Chrysanthemum.

ALMIGHTY God, who hast given us grace at this time with one accord to make our common supplications unto thee; and dost promise that when two or three are gathered together in thy Name thou wilt grant their requests: Fulfil now, O Lord, the desires and petitions of thy servants, as may be most expedient for them; granting us in this world knowledge of thy truth, and in the world to come life everlasting. Amen.

ALMIGHTY Gov.uk, who hast given us grease at this time with one discord to make our common planning applications unto thee; and dost promise (with crossed fingers) that when two or three are gathered together in thy Name thou wilt grant their requests (subject to enemy activity and filing in the forms correctly in triplicate): Fulfil now, O Lard, the desires and mindless petitions of thy serpents, as may be most expedient for them; granting us in this world knowledge of thy lies, and in the world to come death everlasting. Ar-person.

2 Corinthians 13.

2 Coronation Streets 13 (next door to the Rover’s Return).

THE grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost, be with us all evermore. Amen.

THE grease of our Lard Cheeses Chris Whitty, and the love of Cod, and the fellowship of the Wholly Toast, be with us all evermore. Ar-person.

Here endeth the Order of Morning Prayer throughout the Year.

Here endeth the Order of Mourning Prayer throughout the Year.

Notes:

See* – this is the Vatican see.

Ham# – i.e. Noah’s son from Genesis who was a very naughty boy.

The roving reporter will now go and take a long bath to get over the horror of all that. He will probably need therapy too.

See you next time!”


P.S. If you haven’t seen this, here are The Ten Commandments according to Covid 19.

The Ten Commandments and Ten Covid Commandments Compared

The Ten Commandments and Ten Covid Commandments Compared

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

21st pril, 2022

I have to work on so much nowadays. I still struggle with my energy; my facial palsy is a bind, albeit necessary that I go through these trials and tribulations – it is good for me!

And I won’t trust the doctors nowadays to do anything useful, if indeed one can see them face to face. Last time I went, the G.P. was wearing a mask. She was bonkers to do this.

If this is the mentality of the doctors over the ‘flu, what chance of getting anything remotely sensible out of them?

Anyway, I thought I would try this. It was fairly easy to do. I’m not sure if it is especially uplifting, but it amused me. I hope it amuses you too.

I even found some interesting facts too.

For those that do not know if it is not obvious, the original Ten Commandments of God are in italics. The LARD thy cod is Satan as he is always a fishy character.

1. “I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.”

1. “I am the LARD thy Cod, which have brought thee into of the land of Ejit1, into of the house of lockdown bondage. Thou shalt have no other cods before or after Me, except possibly on Fridays which are Fish days.”

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the water under the Earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me; and shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments.

Thou shalt make unto thee any craven image or sign2, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above (especially a rainbow), or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the water under the Earth. Thou shalt bow down thyself to them, and serve them: for I the LARD thy God am a jealous Cod, visiting the misery of the farters upon the children unto the third and fourth and as many other generations as possible of them that hate Me; and shewing mercury3 unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Endless Rules and Commandments (MERC for short4).

3. Thou shalt not take the Name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His Name in vain.

Thou shalt take the Vaccine of the LARD thy Cod in vein, or any other suitable part of the anatomy; for the LARD will not hold him gutless5 that taketh His Vaccine in vein.

4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: for in six days the LORD made heaven and Earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath Day, and hallowed it.

Remember the Sarr6-bath Day, to keep it holly7. Twenty–four/seven days (or more ) shalt thou labour , and do all thy work, as well as everyone else’s (unless you are in furlough in which case thou can do nothing all day and keep being paid by the taxpayer): but any day is the Sarr-bath of the LARD thy Cod: in it thou shalt do any work, thou, thy son, thy daughter, thy manservant, thy maidservant, thy cattle, thy stranger that is within my Gates (Bill, Melinda or otherwise): for in six days at least the LARD unmade heaven and Earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rusted the seventh day: wherefore the LARD ruined the Sarr-bath Day, and hollowed it, making it all meaningless and empty.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

Dishonour thy mother and thy father, and put them into care homes and do not visit8: that thy days may be short upon the land which the LARD thy Cod pretendeth to giveth thee.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

Thou shalt kill, all and everything, preferably slowly by poisoning so the Enemy9 does not notice until it is too late, by refusing to offer sensible treatments and mandating vaccines for example.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Thou shalt commit adultery of all kinds and unkinds, especially the food, water and air, with various pharmaceuticals bought by those who are to be poisoned, via taxes or otherwise.

And don’t forget plastics. And diesel fumes etc.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

Thou shalt steal, all and everything, preferably in a secretive manner, and especially by lending money to the poor at exorbitant rates.

And by selling useless stuff such as masks, visors, PCR tests, vaccines etc.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbour or anyone else for that matter, especially those who transgress the 2 meter rule or are not mask wearing, or gathering in large groups over 6 people (subject to change by government decree at a moment’s notice).

Exemptions apply to Antifa, Black Lives Matter, far left groups generally, politicians, billionaires, MSM (provided these are left leaning), elites in general etc. N.B. this applies to the gathering of people, not the bearing false witness as this must be carried out by the aforementioned list as much as possible.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbour’s.

Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s house, bungalow, flat, car, piece of ground etc., thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox, his ass (or any other part of his anatomy), or anything else that is thy neighbour’s, especially after they have died due to poisoning with vaccines or had their business burnt down by Antifa.

I hope that is all clear. Whether it was useful or amusing, you can let me know.

Or not. It’s a free country. At the moment.

Footnotes:

1 Ejit = idiot, i.e the land of idiot(s)

2 Sign, e.g. ‘Stay Home: Protect the NHS: Save Lives.’ See

Government Slogans

3 mercury, i.e. a poisonous metal used in vaccines in the past. But alos the present. See

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/thimerosal/index.html

4 MERC i.e Merc (sic) of the beast. See

Mark of the Beast

5 gutless  i.e. because one is very brave and also extremely foolish to have a potentially poisonous vaccine injected unto oneself.

6 Sarr i.e. region of Iraq, along the Shatt Al–Arab River

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10708-020-10225-0

See also

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/nov/24/cost-of-environmental-pollution

https://www.dw.com/en/eu-takes-germany-to-court-over-air-pollution/a-42351552

https://dailynewsegypt.com/2018/01/29/germanys-air-pollution-clean-up-or-pay-up/

7 holly i.e. pricks such as may be found in Hollywood, for example.

8 N.B. Care homes shut to visitors during lockdowns and still subject to pointless restrictions I understand, at least in some cases.

9 The children of God.

P.S. If that is not enough, there is always this.

Guidance explaining the rules and regulations according to gov.uk.

G is for…..guidance

On Covid 19 explaining the various aspects, including masks, and vaccines.

Covid 19 Summary

Macbeth – The Three Witches scene

With link to ‘What’s in the vaccines seen?’

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

11th March 2022

*GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN IMAGES OF A DISTRESSING NATURE*

NB If your prefer something serious today, go to end for ‘What’s in the vaccines seen?’


Perhaps you know the play by William Shakespeare. I studied it to death for my ‘O’ level English literature when 15/16 years old.

I was recently reminded of this scene and how closely it might parallel the things in the vaccines. Might put you off vaccines for life of course, and we wouldn’t want to do that, would we now?

When I say we, I am referring to big pharma and their cronies, not the royal we. Or indeed the royal wee. Which I believe is deposited in the royal throne room or water closet as it might be known in elevated circles.

And known in lower circles as the bog or khazi.

In the USA this can be ‘the john’ I gather. This explains why people have been vitriolic towards Donald Trump. His middle name is John, so the left have used this as an excuse to treat him like a toilet and deposit all their crap into him.

Joe Biden does not use a toilet nowadays I understand as he has suitably sized nappies instead. This saves him the bother of trying to find the toilet which would prove difficult, and helps protect the White House furniture into the bargain.

He sometimes wears a face nappy too as this helps protect us from some of the crap he mumbles. But I digress.

When I was studying we had all sorts of side notes about irony etc. and so here is the text of the play, interspersed with notes to bring it up to date.

NB. Please be particularly careful when viewing the three witches.

SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron.

A laboratory. In the middle, a flask over a Bunsen burner.

Thunder. Enter the three Witches

Thunder (this is Joe Biden farting).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeqYyItxAs

Enter the three Witches a.k.a the ‘Three Angry Females, see link at bottom…..Mm? No, not Joe’s bottom, the bottom of the page silly! Joe’s bottom would be disgusting, don’t even think about it!

First Witch

Kamala Harris

Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.

Brindled as in having a grey or brown streak or a pattern or a patchy coloring; used especially of the patterned fur of cats. Cats are femine. Kamala is…mmm…a hyena. She laughs a lot, like hyenas. They are sort of brindled. I’ll go with that.

Second Witch

Formerly thought to be Valerie Biden, but now probably Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC)

Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.

She, the hedge-hog whines repeatedly. N.B. AOC is a feature of French whines. She is latino. A Spanish whine then?

Third Witch

Nancy Pelosi

Harpier cries ‘Tis time, ’tis time.

Speaker cries ‘Tis time, ’tis time.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13756228/nancy-pelosi-cries-capitol-riots-press-conference/

She keeps harping on. Boring.

First Witch

Round about the cauldron go;

Reference to the democrats following their leader aimlessly around.

In the poison’d entrails throw.

One of Joe Biden’s used nappies

Toad, that under cold stone

Allusion to Rachel Levine who looks like a toad (in a wig).

Days and nights has thirty-one

2 days refers to the truth as represented by day light. Nights represent lies, the dark.

https://migrate.readersupportednews.org/opinion2/277-75/61090-2-truths-and-31-lies-joe-biden-has-told-about-his-work-in-the-civil-rights-movement

Swelter’d venom sleeping got,

The venom is part of the vaccines, the sleeping got is believed to be Old English for sleeping git, an allusion to Joe Biden.

Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.

Pot is a reference to pot or weed, the drug which must be added to make the vaccines work effectively.

Or what many of Joe Biden’s cabinet are on.

Or that they are by and large pot-ty or mad. Scholars are divided on the issue.

ALL

Double, double toil and trouble;

Note the alliteration. Double as in double cross. Double crossing the people of the USA. Double toil as in people of USA have to do twice as much paperwork now the democrats are in power.

Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Fire burn is an allusion to BLM rioters setting fire to precinct shops. Cauldron bubbling believed to be the farts issuing from Joe Biden.

Second Witch

Fillet of a fenny snake,

A fen is a marsh, so a marsh snake. One of many corrupt government officials in Washington DC.

In the cauldron boil and bake;

Self-explanatory

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Eye of Newt Gingrich (he may have given it unwillingly) and a toe from Emmanuel or Brigitte Macron (the French are all Frogs to the Brits). I cannot tell which of their toes is missing.

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Wool of bat donated by Xi Jinping, Wuhan, China. Tongue of dog donated by Barak Obama.

( Pequim – China, 24/05/2019) Vice-Presidente da República, Hamilton Mourão, durante Audiência com o Presidente da República popular da China, Senhor Xi Jinping. Foto: Adnilton Farias/VPR

Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,

Adder’s fork refers to Eric Lander who as a mathematician is used to adding things up. Even though his character doesn’t seem to make sense.

Blind worm believed to refer to Joe Biden.

However, scholars point out that an anagram of Blind worm is ‘ID blown Mr’. They further point out this could be another anagram ‘Mr bin Wold’.

They continue to point out this could be another anagram of ‘lbw Nimrod’. This is Nimrod the mighty hunter and probably an allusion to ‘Hunter’Biden.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-54553132

Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,

Lizard’s leg believed to be allusion to Newt Gingrich who is now Roman Catholic. And in view of his Wikipedia entry stating ‘Gingrich shut down the highly regarded Office of Technology Assessment, and relied instead on what the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists called “self-interested lobbyists and think tanks”. we think this to be a reasonable view.

Lizard’s may not be swamp creatures but newts are.

Owlet’s wing may refer to left or right wing. Owlet’s is an anagram of lowest, so which ever it is, it is low. Possibly a lowlife, but scholars cannot agree on which side they come from.

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Politicians of every hue can be charming.

And invariably cause powerful  trouble by buggering up what already was working tolerably well after the masses of the people had become accustomed to the last changes which buggered up the previous system etc etc.

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Note the hidden humourous allusion to hell-broth as opposed to broth-hell or brothel for short. A brothel is a soup kitchen where angels make soup of course and serve to the largely poor homeless male customers, so I am told.

ALL

Double, double toil and trouble;

Repeating the process. An allusion to ‘if at first you don’t succeed, keep doing it, even though it is all utterly pointless’.

Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

A reference to keeping the heat going to persuade people that being ill or even dying from the vaccines is ‘Really a Good Thing’.

Or indeed ‘Simply Helping Immune (system) Theory’. Or S.H.I.T. for short.

Third Witch

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,

Scale of dragon is from Xi Jinping from China where ‘There be dragons’, the tooth is kindly donated by Jacinda Ardern who has plenty to spare.

Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf

The witch’s mummy may well be a reference to Hillary Clinton who is wrapped up in herself. Gulf is an aside reference to the Gulf War.

Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark,

It has been considered by some that this refers to

Or possibly democrats in general according to the first letter from a reader here.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/letters/article/Opinion-Sharks-I-mean-Democrats-are-alive-15909091.php

But more likely to be  a reference to Anthony Fauci, as Fauci means ‘Jaws’ in Italian I understand. “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.”

Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark,

This may be a reference to this company. It is a DuPont operated site. Oh dear.

https://www.ourmidland.com/news/article/Hemlock-plant-assists-global-vaccine-production-16327184.php

There is a Jessica Snyder. She is making snide remarks such as

“It’s exciting that we have an impact on people’s lives,” Snyder stated.

Yes, poisoning people is no doubt exciting to the medical Nazis. Here is a picture of one in this link

https://www.ourmidland.com/news/article/Health-department-update-16101008.php

It is Fred Yanoski, Midland County Public Health director/health officer. He is quoted as saying

“At this point, I would like to characterize this as a pandemic of the unvaccinated,” Yanoski said.

I wonder if he is Jewish. As in someone who says he is a Jew but is not, and is of the synagogue of Satan.

Liver of blaspheming Jew,

There are several Jews on Joe Biden’s team and it is unclear which one has lost their liver. It could be others though.

There are by my estimation 6 Jewish members out of 24, excluding Jew Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. This is 25% of the team.

Very excessive over representative compared to proportion in general population of perhaps 2-4% max.

There are also 10 Jewish senators currently. This is 10% of the senate I believe.

Very over representative in the Senate.

They all seem to be democrats. I gather they are incumbent. Or income bent. I haven’t checked if their income is bent or fiddled.

And there are 27 Jewish representatives in the House of Representatives. This is about 6% of the House of Representatives I believe.

So rather over representative in the House of Representatives.

They are almost all democrats. I gather they are incumbent. Or income bent. I haven’t checked if their income is bent or fiddled.

Mind you, perhaps all politicians are at risk of a bent income. And how many of the general public I wonder?

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Or stein as it is in German, like Ep-stein or Wein-stein for example.

Jeremy Epstein

Harvey Weinstein

Gall of goat, and slips of yew

Slips of yew is a reference to the mistakes that Janet Yellen has made. For example

https://nypost.com/2017/10/29/janet-yellen-has-made-a-lot-of-mistakes/

She is a Yew (sic). And a sick, thick Yew (sic). But perhaps a yew of the synagogue of Satan etc.

Silver’d in the moon’s eclipse,

No doubt a reference to this.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/02/02/fact-sheet-president-biden-reignites-cancer-moonshot-to-end-cancer-as-we-know-it/

As regards moonshot, this is a spelling mistake. It should be moonshit. Cancer is primarily caused by the various toxins in the environment, air food and water.

And in vaccines and big pharma cancer treatments, for example. I should know; I had some of the wretched things.

Please note that vaccines are moonshit and are shot. They are moonshit shots, administered by shits who should know better.

Stop poisoning yourselves and most cancers will disappear.

N.B. ‘Disappear’ is anagram of ‘Diapers P.A.’. This is yet another reference to Joe Biden’s nappies and the Personal Assistant who has to deal with the wretched things.

Nose of Turk and Tartar’s lips,

This may refer to Cenk Uygur, “…creator of ‘The Young Turks’,  an American left-wing[3] sociopolitical news and commentary program known for promoting progressive politics and left-wing ideals.”

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cenk_Uygur

He seems to be a supporter of Wolf-PAC. Sounds like a Nazi U-Boat group. This would make sense.

Finger of birth-strangled babe

Reference to the use of foetal embryo cells from abortions.

Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,

It is believed this is a misspelling for ‘witch-deliver’d by a Brad’. This could be Brad Bannon, a Democratic pollster and CEO of Bannon Communications Research I gather.

https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/530221-bidens-cabinet-is-built-for-comfort-not-speed

Make the gruel thick and slab:

This is Nancy Pelosi speaking, so gruel is cruel as a ‘c’ and ‘g’ are interchangeable. Thick should be obvious.

Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,

Still Nancy Pelosi. Chaudron is obsolete word for entrails, i.e. the guts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2020/12/01/republicans-wonder-why-pelosi-is-prioritizing-tiger-king-over-covid-relief-n2580874

It should be added that Nancy Pelosi is also an obsolete phrase for ‘incompetent witch’. She looks rather pleased in this link.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10569077/What-hell-doing-Nancy-Pelosis-bizarre-behavior-distracts-State-Union-viewers.html

For the ingredients of our cauldron.

This is a cryptic reference to crypto-currency and a chap ‘cauld Ron’. This is Ron Wyden, a democrat senator for Oregon. He is Jewish, which is not surprising.

And he was born in Wichita, Kansas. Wichita sound like witch-ita, again not surprising.

ALL

Double, double toil and trouble;

Repetitive alliteration. This is a side reference to the democrats repeating the same mistakes in the hope they will work this time round.

It should be noted how I have applied the same process by saying the same thing, but in a different way when this phrase occurs in the text. See earlier references.

Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

A repeated reference to keeping the heat going to persuade people that being ill or even dying from the vaccines is ‘Really a Good Thing’.

Second Witch

Cool it with a baboon’s blood,

This is understood to refer to Joe Biden, president (or vice president if you are Joe Biden) un-elect as the election was stolen. This is according to the following:

The mad, imbecile, mongrel Ape Joe Biden is like a monkey that holds deadly weapons including the Nuclear Codes. The bloody old mad imbecile Ape signed 52 destructive executive orders within 20 days, so 50 states damaged, the massive jobless, the US economy devastated. The Ape’s cabinet of Ape’s leader Joe Biden manages the most powerful county with the bush law, the Defense Secretary is former General Lloyd Austin applies the Ape’s methods with the military purge as the People’s Liberation Army to apply into the US Army. The mongrel Ape Joe Biden uses the wild rule to remove the US Attorneys appointed by President Donald. Therefore the Ape’s King Joe Biden rush to remove and destroy anything because the Ape’s Democratic Congress and Senate want to transform those into the zoo, the high fence with wire razor sieged the Capitol Hill and the White House that prove the illegal President is Joe Biden who robs the White House. The crisis of America comes from the Constitution in 1871, every amendment to protect the robbers.

http://thedawnmedia.com/joe-biden-is-the-first-us-illegal-president/

As to whether a baboon is an ape is debatable, but we may be splitting hares (sic) which are not apes or baboons for that matter.

Then the charm is firm and good.

Charm is in fact a cryptic indication of the poisonous vaccine brew. One must hear with the ears. C-harm, or see harm. That is, see the harm vaccines are doing.

Enter HECATE to the other three Witches

Hecate is believed to be an old spelling of ‘He Gates’, although the ‘s’ was dropped in the 1800’s.

HECATE

O well done! I commend your pains;

He Gates is also she Gates as this is two sides of the same coin. These are B-Ill Gates and Me-Linda Gates. B-Ill Gates is ‘Be Ill’, that is, the vaccine makes you ill.

Please note Melinda is about to cast a spell.

And every one shall share i’ the gains;

Which refers to all the shareholders in the vaccine companies making a lot of money from poisoning people as they have been doing for decades.

And I dare say a lot of peoples’ pensions come out of a portfolio including vaccine companies. Oh goody (deep sigh).

And now about the cauldron sing,

Singing

‘Ring-a-ring-a-roses

A pocket full of posies

A-tishoo, a-tishoo

We all fall down.’

Dead, if not very ill.

This is reference to the plague, or ‘flu of earlier times.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/ring-a-ring-of-roses.html

The plague or ‘flu caused of course by vitamin D deficiency, malnutrition in general, contaminated water etc etc.

And the bite of fleas to a certain extent containing bacteria which will finish off the weak, either this week or next week. Whatever, the medical Nazis aren’t too fussed.

Live elves and fairies in a ring,

The elves refer to ‘the M’s Elves’ and the fairies to the Queer Folk. Such as Pete ‘R soul’ Buttigieg.

And Rachel ‘Toad in a hole’ Devine.

Oddly enough, Pete reminds me in this shot of Tony Blair. I now feel very sick.

Enchanting all that you put in.

Music and a song: ‘Black spirits,’ & c

They all sing ‘Black Lives Matter, Joe Biden’s mad as a hatter’ & C.

HECATE retires

This is wishful thinking on behalf of the writer that the He Gates and She Gates will retire. Others hope that they will go to Hell.

But as been pointed out before this should be Hades as this is where the shady people go. Hades also known as ‘Outer darkness’.

Second Witch

By the pricking of my thumbs,

The testing for Covid 19 by PCR test (made in PRC or Peoples’ Republic of China’) prior to injection of the poisonous vaccines.

Something wicked this way comes.

This is George Soros (Klaus Schwab is the understudy). it is a black and white image because George’s original surname is Schwartz or ‘Black’ in English.

Again this is why Black Lives Matter and his heart is black, coal black. And presumably why he funds B.L.M. (allegedly).

Klaus Schwab in his Vulcan uniform.

Open, locks,

Whoever knocks!

I hope that was useful. Now you know what’s in the vaccines according to William Shakespeare.

If you want to know what is really in the vaccines try this, my analysis of the UK government information, What’s in the vaccines seen?

P.S. a link on how to use irony.

https://prowritingaid.com/art/917/how-to-use-irony-like-shakespeare.aspx

And a link on general use of irony etc.

What techniques did Shakespeare use in his plays?

If you want to know how to use an iron, y or why ask me?

You could also ask I. Ronnie. I see he works from Arundel, not far from where my Cloud is stationed.

https://directory.independent.co.uk/company/i-ronnie/5786254

He is a carpenter, just like Jesus was, amazing eh?

Links

What’s in the vaccines seen? This will explain what is really in three main vaccines.

Kamala Harris and the Triumvirate a.k.a the ‘Three Angry Females?’

V is for…..Vaccination

‘What’s in the vaccines seen?’

With link to ‘Macbeth – The Three Witches scene’

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

11th March, 2022

NB. If you prefer humour today, go to end and find Macbeth link.



I sure you would all like to know if you don’t already. There are always websites which tell you not to worry in so many words, that they don’t now contain mercury, or formaldehyde (or even Jekyll and Hyde!) or anything nasty (or Nazi!).

At least they don’t now perhaps, as of course they did in the past, contain such things. Unless it is in the USA where such things as in Thiomersal. See

https://vk.ovg.ox.ac.uk/vk/vaccine-ingredients

This stuff is sometimes said to be in us anyway, but that of course doesn’t mean it is good for us. Or indeed why it is there in the first place, given how many toxins are in the environment anyway from dubious sources.

Test a pear for example. How has it been treated? Is it sprayed to death with pesticides or grown without? Anybody checked?

Anyway, I thought I would look at the UK authorised (but note not approved) vaccines of which there are three. I will make some comments as necessary.


NHS website

The NHS website says:

Types of COVID-19 vaccine

The COVID-19 vaccines currently approved for use in the UK are:

Moderna vaccine

Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine

Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine

Janssen vaccine (not currently available)

It also says:

How well do the COVID-19 vaccines work?

Anyone who gets COVID-19 can become seriously ill or have long-term effects (long COVID). The COVID-19 vaccines are the best way to protect yourself and others.

Why vaccines are the best way to protect you is not clear.

Research has shown the vaccines help:

Note ‘help’, not prevent.

reduce your risk of getting seriously ill or dying from COVID-19

Note ‘reduce’, not eliminate.

reduce your risk of catching or spreading COVID-19

Note ‘reduce’, not eliminate.

protect against COVID-19 variants

Note still ‘help’, not prevent.

The 1st dose should give you some protection from 3 or 4 weeks after you’ve had it. But you need 2 doses for stronger and longer-lasting protection.

Note ‘some protection’, not much protection.

Most people also need a booster dose to help improve the protection from the first 2 doses of the vaccine.

Note ‘help improve’ only. In fact if you read this correctly it actual means providing some protection from the first two doses. So what the hells in the first two then that you need protecting from??

There is a chance you might still get or spread COVID-19 even if you have a vaccine, so it’s important to follow advice about how to avoid catching and spreading COVID-19.

You might still get or spread Covid 19 even with the vaccine, so you should in essence still anti-social distance, wear masks etc. So that was a good idea then, was it??

From

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/coronavirus-vaccination/coronavirus-vaccine/

The gov.uk website states re Pfizer for example:

This medicinal product has been given authorisation for temporary supply by the UK Department of Health and Social Care and the Medicines & Healthcare products Regulatory Agency. It does not have a marketing authorisation, but this temporary authorisation grants permission for the medicine to be used for active immunisation to prevent COVID-19 disease caused by SARS-CoV-2 virus in individuals aged 12 years of age and over.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/regulatory-approval-of-pfizer-biontech-vaccine-for-covid-19/information-for-uk-recipients-on-pfizerbiontech-covid-19-vaccine

So the vaccine companies can’t legally sell it, but governments can ‘persuade’ you to try and join in the Great Medical Operation.

 Or G.M.O for short.

Re Spikevax:

As with any vaccine, the primary 2-dose vaccination course of Spikevax may not fully protect all those who receive it and it is not known how long you will be protected.

From

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/regulatory-approval-of-covid-19-vaccine-moderna/information-for-uk-recipients-on-covid-19-vaccine-moderna

The first two does may not fully protect and anyway they don’t know how long it will protect (allegedly) you. As I say, a G.M.O. Do you like G.M.O.’s?

Vaccine Knowledge Project website

This explains the vaccine ingredients over time.

https://vk.ovg.ox.ac.uk/vk/vaccine-ingredients

and pdf

It says Medical content reviewed by Professor Andrew Pollard at the bottom of the page.

Please note reference to uncertainty, such as ‘believed’ suggesting an element of faith, like a religion. It makes reference to the Vatican’s Pontifical Academy for Life.

In that regards please note ‘Vaccination’ is an anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’ as I have pointed out elsewhere. Or indeed ‘I con Vatican’.

I am not going to go through in detail at this stage, but please note it says

Urea, a harmless organic compound found in the human body

This is an outright lie. We would not excrete it if it were truly useful. Urea poisoning is well documented and is in essence what the influenza or ‘flu is. Urea is the by-product of metabolism and must be removed from the body or we fall ill with our organs being poisoned.

If it builds up to sufficient levels organs fail and we may die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urea

Urea is a less toxic compound than ammonia

From

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolic_waste#Nitrogen_wastes

As I say an outright lie to say it is harmless, it is merely less toxic.

Just because it has anti-bacterial properties and certainly is in saliva for example, does not mean we should add more to our system.

I have taken samples of my own saliva as part of my observations of my facial palsy symptoms, and the smell from the samples is vile, as they have become strongly ammoniac.

Anyway this is supposed to be a genuine website linked to Centre for Clinical Vaccinology and Tropical Medicine, Churchill Hospital, University of Oxford, OX3 7LE???

And we trust such people???


A further explanation from a medical care company

In fact, our doctors at Forward have received the vaccine and believe it is safe for almost all members.

‘Believe’ indicates faith so again a religion and they are not sure. ‘Almost all’ is not quantified. ‘Members’ of what exactly??

That said, as with any vaccine, there remains the chance of side effects. In the case of these two vaccines, side effects can mimic some of the milder symptoms of COVID itself. But if you weigh those side effects against actually contracting COVID, the dangers are minimal by comparison.

‘…the dangers are minimal by comparison.’ Including death no doubt. They do not present the evidence, nor mention the harm and deaths that have occurred historically, let alone recently.

And we trust such people???

Vaccine Ingredients comparison and my comments.

I have anagrammed the trade mark names out of interest for each company. And they certainly are of interest, whatever you may think.

From gov.uk website

Pfizer/BioNTech

Information for UK recipients on Pfizer/BioNTech COVID-19vaccine (Regulation 174)

Updated 24 December 2021

GOV.UK

Coronavirus (COVID-19)

(/coronavirus)

Latest updates and guidance

Extract section:

6.

Contents of the pack and other information

What COVID-19

mRNA

Vaccine BNT162b2 contains:

  • The active substance is tozinameran.

After dilution, the vial contains 6 doses, of 0.3 mL with 30 micrograms tozinameran each.

  • This vaccine contains polyethylene glycol/macrogol (PEG) as part of ALC-0159

The other ingredients are:

  • ALC-0315 = (4-hydroxybutyl)azanediyl)bis(hexane-6,1-diyl)bis(2-hexyldecanoate)
  • ALC-0159 = 2[(polyethylene glycol)-2000]-N,N-ditetradecylacetamide
  • 1,2-Distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholine
  • cholesterol
  • potassium chloride
  • potassium dihydrogen phosphate
  • sodium chloride
  • disodium hydrogen phosphate dihydrate
  • sucrose
  • water for injections
IngredientsMy comments
1. The active substance is tozinameran.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfizer%E2%80%93BioNTech_COVID-19_vaccine   https://healthtruth.info/tag/tozinameran/   See anagrams later which might be relevant.
2. This vaccine contains polyethylene glycol/macrogol (PEG) as part of ALC-0159https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrogol ‘…is used as a medication to treat constipation in children and adults.’!   i.e. a laxative.   https://bnf.nice.org.uk/drug/macrogol-3350.html   Allergic reactions: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33011299/  
3.  ALC-0315 = (4-hydroxybutyl)azanediyl)bis(hexane-6,1-diyl)bis(2-hexyldecanoatehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALC-0315 In essence contains nitrogen atoms which your body doesn’t need. ‘…yielding an ammonium cation’.   In other words putting ammonia into you, it is poison.
4.  ALC-0159 = 2[(polyethylene glycol)-2000]-N,N-ditetradecylacetamidehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALC-0159 It is a non-ionic surfactant by its nature.   In other words it is a detergent. Wash in it but don’t swallow or inject it.
5. 1,2-Distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholinehttps://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/1_2-Distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholine   https://www.nutritruth.org/single-post/shocking-pfizer-s-toxic-secret-sauce-revealed   Contains nitrogen atoms which your body doesn’t need. It is therefore poisonous.
6. cholesterolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholesterol What type pray?? Please note the lack of certainty in medical circles. A.k.a. blind ignorance.
7. potassium chlorideA type of salt. Various uses, including in food as we need potassium.  
8. potassium dihydrogen phosphatehttps://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Potassium-dihydrogen-phosphate It has a role as a fertilizer!
9. sodium chlorideA type of salt           
10. disodium hydrogen phosphate dihydratehttps://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Disodium-phosphate-dihydrate An irritant! Contains phosphoric acid, what you get in Coca Cola for example!
11. sucroseA type of sugar
12. water for injectionsWater from the tap? Distilled water?

Anagrams of Tozinameran

11 letters, 8 individual.

Anatomize RN – this might explain comments re vaccine cutting up cells.

1: to cut in pieces in order to display or examine the structure and use of the parts : DISSECT

2: ANALYZE

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anatomize

Tare Mao zinn – A Chinese link. Zinn is tin in German apparently.

https://www.heritage.org/asia/commentary/the-legacy-mao-zedong-mass-murder

Tare man Zion

and

Tare I man Zin – man of sin, man of the desert.

https://www.abarim-publications.com/Meaning/Zion.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zin_Desert

Martian Zeno – something alien to our bodies. Zeno may relate to Zeno’s paradoxes, i.e. it is a load of balls that vaccines do anybody any good whatsoever. Except for big pharma etc. who make lots of money.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno_of_Elea

Amazon nitre – a type of explosive sold by Amazon?? Possible reference to fertilizer as per table item 8.

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/nitre

Nazi amen rot – Nazi truly rot(ten)

Nazi et Roman – Nazi and Roman

Nazi Etna ROM – Nazi volcano Rome perhaps (ROM is used for Rome in air travel). Mt. Etna is in Italy.

Nazi et Moran – Nazi and moron perhaps

Nazi mort ane – Nazi dead donkey perhaps

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moran

mRNA ate Zion – so linked to the Zionists then.

mRNA Nazi toe – so linked to the Nazis then.

Nero Nazi Tam – a Roman emperor linked to Nazi’s and heart, hence Myocarditis among issues with vaccines.

Nero MTA Nazi – apparently according to this website.

https://gothamist.com/news/should-the-mta-allow-these-nazi-insignias-on-subway-cars

On 42nd Street in New York! 42 again!!

Rome ant Nazi – Rome small Nazi

Rome Nat Nazi – Rome nat(ional) nazi

Rome Nazi tan – Rome Nazi tan as in beat.

Rome Nana zit –  Rome grandmother spot perhaps. But nana can mean insane. Mmm…

Omen tsarina – ‘The Omen’ of the female Tsar. The woman riding the beast of Revelation perhaps.

Omen I Tarzan – I Tarzan, you Jane. Or I Tarzan, you Jane (-ics). Eugenics.

Tarzan the strong man. Jesus said bind up the strong man. Mmm….

Omen Nazi rat

Omen Nazi tar

Omen art Nazi

Spikevax

By Moderna

Patient Information Leaflet forSpikevax

Updated 24 December 2021

Contents

GOV.UK

Coronavirus (COVID-19)

(/coronavirus)

Latest updates and guidance

Extract section

6.

Contents of the pack and other information

What Spikevax contains

  • This vaccine contains polyethylene glycol/macrogol (PEG) as part of PEG2000-DMG.

This is a multidose vial that contains 10 doses of 0.5 mL each or a maximum of 20 doses of 0.25mLeach.

One dose (0.5 mL) contains 100 micrograms of messenger RNA (mRNA) (embedded in SM-102 lipidnanoparticles).

One dose (0.25mL) contains 50 micrograms of messenger RNA (mRNA) (embedded in SM-102 lipidnanoparticles).

Single-stranded, 5’-capped messenger RNA (mRNA) produced using a cell-free in vitro transcriptionfrom the corresponding DNA templates, encoding the viral spike (S) protein of SARS-CoV-2.

The other ingredients are:

  • Lipid SM-102 (heptadecan-9-yl 8-{(2-hydroxyethyl)[6-oxo-6-(undecyloxy)hexyl]amino}octanoate)
  • Cholesterol
  • 1,2-distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholine (DSPC)
  • 1,2-Dimyristoyl-rac-glycero-3-methoxypolyethylene glycol-2000 (PEG2000 DMG)
  • Trometamol
  • Trometamol hydrochloride
  • Acetic acid
  • Sodium acetate trihydrate
  • Sucrose
  • Water for injections.
IngredientsMy comments
1. This vaccine contains polyethylene glycol/macrogol (PEG) as part of PEG2000-DMG.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrogol ‘…is used as a medication to treat constipation in children and adults.’!   i.e. a laxative.   https://bnf.nice.org.uk/drug/macrogol-3350.html   Allergic reactions: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33011299/  
2. Single-stranded, 5’-capped messenger RNA (mRNA) produced using a cell-free in vitro transcription from the corresponding DNA templates, encoding the viral spike (S) protein of SARS-CoV-2.Not clear what this is. Probably part of the exosome if anything, part of the body’s own defense system. Pointless at best (although it has a point or spike presumably!)   See my link: https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/e-is-for-exosomes/  
3. Lipid SM-102 (heptadecan-9-yl 8-{(2-hydroxyethyl)[6-oxo-6-(undecyloxy)hexyl]amino}octanoate)https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/126697616 Contains nitrogen atoms which your body doesn’t need. It is therefore poisonous.
4. Cholesterolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholesterol What type pray?? Please note the lack of certainty in medical circles. A.k.a. blind ignorance.
5. 1,2-distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholine (DSPC)https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/1_2-Distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholine   https://www.nutritruth.org/single-post/shocking-pfizer-s-toxic-secret-sauce-revealed   Contains nitrogen atoms which your body doesn’t need. It is therefore poisonous.
6. 1,2-Dimyristoyl-rac-glycero-3-methoxypolyethylene glycol-2000 (PEG2000 DMG)https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/122629501   Contains nitrogen atoms which your body doesn’t need. It is therefore poisonous.
7. Trometamolhttps://bnfc.nice.org.uk/drug/trometamol.html A.k.a. as Tromethamine https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8062405/   Note allergies.   Note pregnancy issues. https://www.rxwiki.com/trometamol Contains NH2,an ammonia derivative. You might use this for cleaning a surface, but not to inject into your body.
8. Trometamol hydrochloridehttps://www.chemsrc.com/en/cas/1185-53-1_895497.html Basically similar to above.
9. Acetic acidVinegar. Put on your fish and chips. But don’t inject into your body.
10. Sodium acetate trihydratehttps://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Sodium-acetate-trihydrate   Similar to above I believe, a sort of vinegar
11. SucroseA type of sugar
12. Water for injections.Water from the tap? Distilled water?

Anagrams

Trometamol

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8062405/

mort

Rome

Tare

Alto mortem – “death on the horizon” Latin; “high death” Portuguese

A tot Rommel – a little Rommel maybe, a German general of WW2.

Tromethamine

Hi Ante mortem – Hi “before death” Latin

Marionette hm – puppet

mRNA…..

moi teeth

item Theo

eh it mote

ET IE moth

Rome….

hematin   https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/hematin

Minetta  http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Minetta

Vaxzevria  or Covishield   

By AstraZeneca

Information for UK recipients onCOVID-19 Vaccine AstraZeneca(Regulation 174)

Updated 5 January 2022

GOV.UK

Coronavirus (COVID-19)

(/coronavirus)

Latest updates and guidance

Extract section

6.

Contents of the pack and other information

What COVID-19 Vaccine AstraZeneca contains

One dose (0.5 ml) contains:

COVID-19 Vaccine (ChAdOx1-S* recombinant) 5 × 10^10 viral particles(vp)

*Recombinant, replication-deficient chimpanzee adenovirus vector encoding the SARS-CoV-2 Spikeglycoprotein. Produced in genetically modified human embryonic kidney (HEK) 293 cells.

This product contains genetically modified organisms (GMOs).

The other excipients are:

  • L-histidine
  • L-histidine hydrochloride monohydrate
  • magnesium chloride hexahydrate
  • polysorbate 80 (E 433)
  • ethanol
  • sucrose
  • sodium chloride
  • disodium edetate dihydrate
  • water for injections
IngredientsMy comments
1. *Recombinant, replication-deficient chimpanzee adenovirus vector encoding the SARS-CoV-2 Spikeglycoprotein. Produced in genetically modified human embryonic kidney (HEK) 293 cells. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_spike_protein
 
In essence a GMO. But effects on humans in essence unknown.   I believe what they may be using are parts of the exosome, part of the human body’s own defence system, and not the poisons that are viruses.
 
As I have said before, viruses are chemical, not biological, and chemical poisoning is the prime cause of disease, and what is called the ‘flu, or nowadays Covid 19.
2. L-histidine https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7146355/
 
An amino acid. Has uses to the body, but has not been thoroughly evaluated.
3. L-histidine hydrochloride monohydratehttps://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/L-Histidine-hydrochloride-hydrate
 
Contains additional nitrogen atoms which your body doesn’t need. It is therefore poisonous. 
4. magnesium chloride hexahydrate https://mistralni.co.uk/products/magnesium-chloride-hexahydrate
 
From above
 
USES OF MAGNESIUM CHLORIDE:
 
Additive for marine aquariums (see below for details)
Used as a deicer and Ice melt and prevents the formation of ice on surfaces
Used in the manufacture of textiles, fire proofing agents, cements and refrigeration bri­ne.
Used to make sorrel cement.
Used for dust control.
For the manufacture of magnesium metal and other magnesium compounds.
PLEASE NOTE: This product is not for human or animal consumption.
5. polysorbate 80 (E 433)https://passiveaggressiveraven.wordpress.com/2016/01/13/polysorbate-80-a-risky-vaccine-ingredient/
From above
 
However, the fact remains that the federal vaccine schedule directs doctors to give infants and children a whopping 49 doses of vaccines by the age of six.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polysorbate_80#Medical 
6. ethanol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol#Pharmacology
 
Essentially an alcohol. Variety of uses. Can be toxic and carcinogenic.
7. sucroseA type of sugar
8. sodium chlorideA type of salt          
9. disodium edetate dihydrate 
10. water for injectionsWater from the tap? Distilled water?

Anagrams

Vaxzevria

Xaviera – First name of a prostitute who was Jewish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xaviera_Hollander

Xavier – meaning ‘bright; splendid; new house’. Also ‘saviour’ in Basque.

A AZ Xavier – Perhaps it is suggesting the vaccine is ‘a saviour’ from AstraZeneca, a type of Christ. Yet, it cannot as I have explained. It is anti-Christ, even perhaps the final anti-Christ. There’s a thought.

And here’s another thought. Jesus is considered by many to be the Word of God, the A-Z, the guide to Life in all its fullness. AstraZeneca is setting itself up as the alternative word, the A-Z. But not life, but harm and sometimes death if your immune system is not working correctly.

raze vivax – Vivax has to do with malaria, a parasite. Raze is to cut down.

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/vivax

This suggests the vaccine is a parasite, and will cut you down.



Summary

Substances:

Very cheap – e.g. water and salts, in very small amounts, a few drops.

Toxic – albeit in very small amounts it seems.

Unknown – but toxic by inference in nitrogen atoms. So an experiment you are partaking in if you have these things.

GMO’s/part of gene coding – effects unknown as such to the makers (allegedly), but obvious to me they are merely crap that the body will try and get rid of if it can (hopefully).

You would normally either eat or perhaps wash with some items. But not inject toxins into yourself unless you are mad or have a suicide wish.

Or have been hoodwinked/pressurised and given in to fear.

You have taken something cheap and Nazi/nasty, a Mark of the Beast.

So play Russian roulette if you wish, but do it at your own expense, not the taxpayers. You have been warned.

Cost:

https://fullfact.org/health/covid-vaccine-fee/

GPs will be given £12.58 per Covid vaccine dose.

And

This fee covers the cost associated with providing the vaccination, and is paid by the NHS to practices. It is used to pay for costs associated with providing the treatment.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3049901/how-much-does-pfizer-covid-vaccine-cost/

However, under the pandemic supply deal, Pfizer is charging the US $19.50 per dose.

But

Pfizer Chief Financial Officer Frank D’Amelio said the company typically gets “$150, $175 per dose” of the Covid jab.

Well, there you have it. Now you may think the anagrams silly, but the tables set out the truth. We are told the small amounts of vaccine will help, but not prevent. They will reduce risk, not eliminate. They believe like a religion, they have a medical religion based on faith.

They do not back up the propaganda with proper evidence, merely state baldly so-called ‘facts’ which are erroneous or misleading.

You have taken something cheap and Nazi/nasty, a Mark of the Beast, that does absolutely nothing, zilch, diddly squat, sod all, sweet FA etc. etc.

And you have paid an eye-watering amount for the privilege of possibly harming yourself or dying.

May contain laxatives – so in my words, a laxative for the vaxative (those who have the vax) financed by a taxative (taxpayers).

You have been had, by the bad, you are sad, you are mad.

So play Russian roulette if you wish, but do it at your own expense, not the taxpayers. You have been warned.

Andrew Pollard, professor, is a false prophet saying vaccines are beneficial. Big pharma have made a false prophet (sic). A whopping, jaw dropping false profit.

Something else to be cast into the lake of fire I think.

P.S. Here is a stupid Irishman called Brian O’Brien who has not used his brian brain. It will be the vaccinated who will be costing the poor taxpayer even more money.

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/letters/the-true-cost-of-refusing-vaccines-1.4755287

It looks like stupidity runs in the family. A James O’Brien.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/covid-vaccine-anti-vaxxer-truth/

Another it seems. A Jim O’Brien

https://www.independent.ie/business/farming/comment/jim-obrien-vaccine-envy-brings-out-the-adolescent-in-me-and-releases-my-inner-weasel-40194649.html

A female variety. A Kate O’ Brien

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-who-vaccines-covax-idUSKBN2B91MD

And again. A  Michael O’Brien

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-29314706

There is a whole county of them. Some of what they do sounds fine, but not the vaccinations.

If the vaccines don’t harm the the children, then the fluoride treatments will. Or maybe something else in due course if you put enough poison into them.

And don’t forget the three C’s. Cash, cash and more cash. Thank you for your donations to the insanely rich.

Links

Macbeth – The Three Witches scene This is a humourous look at what’s in the vaccine according to William Shakespeare (allegedly).

Mark of the beast

Covid 19 Summary

Fluoridation UK Alert!

Trevor Mallard, Speaker of the New Zealand House of Representatives – is he as ‘quacked up’ as he appears to be?

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

27th February, 2022

I have seen some posts on him. I am rather amused. It has been reported that he has been playing Barry Manilow songs loudly and turning the sprinklers on the protesters outside the New Zealand Parliament building.

Personally I am not a fan of Barry, but then I am a man and I gather it is more the female of the species who like him. Perhaps they played ‘I Made it Through the Rain’!

Nice weather for ducks as they say! Still what do you expect with a name like Trevor Mallard?

I asked myself is Trevor clever? Or as Ian Dury put it is “….wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever?”

Anyway, I thought perhaps New Zealand might appreciate some assistance, and that I would look at this chap. He is known as the ‘Father of the House’.

Personally, I think the anagram ‘He fart’ of the House would be more appropriate under the circumstances as he ‘blowing out’ at protesters.

I take an irreverent and lateral stance in my post. You will see why in due course if you don’t already. What I put down may not be strictly true. You will need to double check as usual.

I have use the following link for the basis of my analysis as usual.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Mallard



Meaning of his name

His full name is Trevor Colin Mallard

Trevor – http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Trevor

It is of Welsh origin, and the meaning of Trevor is “great settlement”.

Tref-fawr. V and f interchangeable as in German phoenetics, Volks and folks.

Tref is ‘town’ like tree is what old houses are made from in their framework.

fawr is ‘great’ or ‘large’.

Colin

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Colin

the meaning of Colin is “young creature” is seems. Well, I suppose he was young once.

However, Colin might be derived from colline in French for ‘hill’. Perhaps he is a ‘little hill’ as a young creature is typically small. In French montagne is for a mountain, a big hill, and colline, as I understand, is really for a smaller one. This all makes sense.

A hillock is a small hill. This sounds like pillock. Pills are small. Trevor is relatively short in stature I believe. Does this make Trevor a pillock?

Mallard – could be a duck or a railway engine. Here is a duck.

Here are two more ducks protesting.

Here is a railway engine. It is fast and beautiful. Unlike other Mallards I could mention.

World-record breaker Mallard hauls the Scarborough Spa Express during the last season under British Rail operation in 1988. The A4 Pacific class ‘Mallard’ was designed by Sir Nigel Gresley (1876-1941), the chief engineer of the London & North Eastern Railway (LNER). On Sunday 3 July 1938, the 4-6-2 locomotive reached a speed of 126 mph (203 kph) on a straight stretch of track between Grantham and Peterborough, achieving a new world speed record for steam locomotives which remains unbroken to this day.

This is Trevor Mallard. He is not that beautiful, in my opinion, and he is not that fast. His tie is slightly crooked. I notice these things. Sometimes such things indicate the character of a person.



1          Early life

He was born in a wellington. As opposed to as shoe as in the ‘Old Woman’ nursery rhyme who lived in one with her children.

He trained as a teacher in the trained as a teacher at the Wellington College of Education. I assume this is abbreviated to W.C.of E. Sounds like a toilet. Did he get a bog standard education?

C of E or church of England is completely EUseless (see link at end) nowadays. Gone down the toilet as they say.

His degree is in Commerce and Administration, but I don’t suppose he ran a business, I cannot find anything at the moment.

I gather he taught for a number of years, but I don’t know for how long. Perhaps 12 years.

https://www.wikio.org/en/wiki/new-zealand/trevor-mallard-177736



2          Member of Parliament

I am not sure if he has done much else than teach. Perhaps he is not that practical. What did he teach by the way, anybody know?

While he is keen on rugby, he hasn’t managed to develop a sidestep.

From

https://www.labour.org.nz/trevormallard

He is, I assume, rather direct and not very subtle. A prop forward perhaps as he like rugby. After so many years in parliament and he still hasn’t developed a side step, a.k.a diplomacy. And he is the speaker of the house?? I find that rather odd.

Continuing

Returning to the Wellington area, he contested the seat of Pencarrow in the 1993 election and was successful. He retained the seat until 2017. It is now known as Hutt South.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/covid-19-delta-outbreak-surprise-vaccine-proposal-from-speaker-trevor-mallard-catches-mps-unawares/VBAZAGNEJW2TBCZFD3CL7R7EVA/

As Trev supports vaccines or jabs and his ‘seat’ is in a hutt (sic) rather than a house, or indeed a wellington which he was used to, I assume we can now call him ‘Jabber the Hutt’.



2.1      Fifth Labour Government (1999–2008)

In September 2006, Mallard was implicated in the resignation of National Party leader Don Brash after interjecting with an allegation in the House that Brash had engaged in an extramarital affair.

Seems a bit rash of our Trev to accuse Brash. Especially seeing Trev separated from his wife a year later and got divorced later on.

Anyway, I reckon Trev is both brash and rash. Put him in the trash may be appropriate.

In October 2007, Mallard punched National Party MP Tau Henare in a scuffle that took place outside the debating chambers. It is speculated that this was a result of comments Henare made regarding a new relationship Mallard had formed. Mallard quickly apologised for his part in the altercation. He also publicly revealed that the woman with whom he had entered a new relationship was former world champion rower Brenda Lawson.  Police declined to investigate but Graham McCready launched a private prosecution. Mallard pleaded guilty to fighting in a public place and agreed to pay $500 to the Salvation Army’s Bridge drug and alcohol programme.

Which proves my point.

In May 2008, Mallard was warned by New Zealand’s Chief Electoral Officer Robert Peden that signage on his electorate vehicle breached provisions of the controversial Electoral Finance Act and ordered him to update the signage to include an authorisation from party officials. However, the Chief Electoral Officer did not refer the matter to the New Zealand Police to prosecute as the matter was considered inconsequential.

Not sure what ‘inconsequential’ means. Perhaps one rule for you and one rule for me.



2.1.1  Minister of Education

Mallard’s handling of the education portfolio was strongly criticised by teachers’ unions, including the PPTA. In his first term as minister, he was strongly criticised by teachers during a long-running strike action over salaries.

In his second term, he was criticised for a program of school closures, that involved almost 90 schools across the country. The program was eventually stopped after it faced heavy criticism from parents and teachers.

Not very positive.



2.1.2  Minister of Sport and Recreation

In April 2002, Trevor Mallard made crude comments about inserting beer bottles into “uncomfortable places” of International Rugby Board chairman Vernon Pugh and Australian Rugby boss John O’Neill during a radio interview about following the withdrawal of co-hosting rights for the 2003 Rugby World Cup. He later apologised saying he mixed up his passion for rugby with his role as Minister of Sport.

So I guess we call him a rugger bugger then. Or, as he is being silly, a silly rugger bugger. Or silly bugger for short. Again, I gather our Trev is short in stature. Rugby players wear shorts

So he is a short silly rugger bugger who wears shorts. This makes sense.



2.1.3  Minister of State Owned Enterprises

In 2006, Mallard announced that the government would introduce a policy that encouraged state owned enterprises (SEOs) to expand into new business areas and diversify in order to build wealth for the country.

In 2007, Mallard said that the government was likely to be more stringent on state owned enterprises in relation to social responsibility. Mallard explained that social responsibility is one of the core functions of SEOs but not enough was being done. The announcement was made following a number of incidents by SEOs, including a power disconnection by Mercury Energy that resulted in the death of Folole Muliaga, an individual who relied on an oxygen machine.

Folole Muliaga sound like a type of oven; Muli-Aga.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folole_Muliaga

She was obese and terminally ill. She had been told she needed to reduce her weight. Some people will not listen and take the broad path to destruction.

Still, it shows how idiotic are some contractors and the monolithic state owned companies.

Mind you the same goes for large electricity companies like Scottish and Southern Electric (SSE) in the UK. They are near the bottom of list for competency and efficiency which Covid 19 exposed big time.



2.1.4  Minister of Labour

In 2008, Mallard implemented a new tool to help small businesses manage hazards. The goal of the project was to improve workplace health and safety.

It is alleged that this ‘tool’ was in fact a Mr Trevor Mallard.

Health and safety now contradicted by vaccines poisoning people. Not very ‘elf & safety’ conscious is this ‘tool’.



2.1.5  Minister of Broadcasting

In July 2008, Mallard was critical of a TVNZ report into an assault by sports broadcaster, Tony Vietch, saying that the report lacked key details, such as not mentioning that an assault took place.

And the foot note link in Wikipedia says ‘page not found’. So perhaps this event did not occur at all. All very odd.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Veitch

Tony doesn’t sound very nice. An anagram is ‘Thy Vietcon’. Perhaps this explains it.

Veitch sounds rather like ‘witch’. ‘It thy coven’ is an anagram of his name. Perhaps this also explains it.



2.2      Fifth National Government (2008–2017)

In February 2012, Mallard was accused of ticket scalping on Trade Me when he sold four tickets to the Homegrown music festival for a $246 profit. The MP had in 2006 initiated legislation, the Major Events Management Act 2007, prohibiting ticket scalping for major events (although Homegrown wasn’t classified as a “major event” so wasn’t covered). He later offered to refund the money he received for the tickets.

So Homegrown wasn’t classified as a “major event”. That’s nice. Have lots of small events so you can scalp tickets. Trev is clever, clever Trevor.

Except that he was caught out. No so clever Trevor then. One rule for me, one rule for them, the hoi polloi, the plebs.



2.3      Sixth Labour Government (2017–present)

Following the formation of a Labour-led coalition government with New Zealand First and the Green parties in October 2017,[25][26] Mallard was elected as Speaker of the House on 7 November following some contention from the opposition National Party over whether several of the new MPs had been sworn in.

Nowadays I dare say Trev is more likely to be sworn at rather than in.

In November 2017, Mallard announced that the New Zealand Parliament would be becoming more “baby friendly” while posing for a photo with fellow Labour MP Willow-Jean Prime’s baby Heeni.  Such policies have included opening an atrium near the parliamentary chamber accessible to MPs’ children, giving carers and spouses the same security clearances as MPs, opening the Parliamentary swimming pool to the families of MPs and staff, updating the family room to have baby-feeding and changing facilities, and a proposed play area on Parliament’s lawn. On 22 August 2019, Mallard attracted media attention in New Zealand and abroad when he fed Labour MP Tamati Coffey’s infant son Tūtānekai Smith-Coffey during a parliamentary debate.

The parliament becomes more ‘baby friendly’ to accommodate the increasingly babyish behaviour of MP’s. This is the rise of ‘Baby-lon’ or the ‘Baby-Way’ as ‘lôn’ means lane in Welsh.

Of course, it is only a short jump to ‘loon’ which means mad. Need I say more?

Was he feeding the infant son coffee I wonder? Did the baby cough? Any thoughts?

In December 2019, it is claimed by former Auditor-General Martin Matthews that MPs from the Officers of Parliament committee, including former Speaker David Carter and current Speaker Trevor Mallard, had acted out of “political convenience”. Effectively undermining the office of the Auditor-General.

A “political convenience” is a toilet for MP’s etc. where you can have a crap if you wish.

A chamber pot has similar uses.

The chamber of the parliament is where MP’s debate and can talk crap if they want. This is quite frequent I understand. Some MP’s are quite mad. They are potty. Hence you have chamber potty for the crap (that many MP’s give forth).

I have seen that there have been complaints about the protesters ‘shitting’ on the lawn outside parliament. I assume they had a lisp. I don’t have a problem with people ‘shitting’ on the lawn with lisps.

I do however have a problem with MP’s ‘shitting’ in the chamber of parliament. They can go and ‘shit’ somewhere else and not waste taxpayers’ money.

During the 2020 New Zealand general election, Mallard was re-elected to Parliament on the Labour Party list. When the new Parliament assembled on 25 November, he was re-elected as Speaker without opposition.

Except of course he was in government, not the opposition. I gather Trevor was not elected by popular mandate as he did not stand in the ‘Hutt’. No doubt this was sensible as he probably would not have been elected.

Instead he was selected as the best candidate on the Labour Party list. The choice must have been extremely poor if he is the best they could offer. Doesn’t say much for the Labour Party.

After canvassing the views of Members of Parliament in late 2020, Speaker Mallard decided that Parliament would not revise its business attire dress code which required male Members to wear a jacket and tie, as there was “very little support for a change,” though he “personally loathed” ties.[40] On 9 February 2021, Mallard ejected Māori Party Co-Leader Rawiri Waititi from parliamentary proceedings after he defied Parliament’s business attire rule by wearing a Māori hei tiki neck tie instead of a formal necktie. On 10 February, Mallard announced that ties were no longer compulsory in Parliament following a Standing Orders Committee meeting where the majority voted in favour of the Māori Party’s submission calling for the elimination of neckties as part of Parliament’s business attire.

It all sounds a bit of a game to me. A tie breaker. Perhaps it ended in a draw. At least the ties have presumably ended up in the draw, or chest of drawers.

And as I say, ended in a draw or tie.



2.3.1  Rape allegation remarks, 2019–2020

In late January 2020, Mallard was sued by a Parliamentary worker who alleged that the Speaker had defamed him by claiming in May 2019 that a rapist was working at Parliament. The plaintiff has described these remarks as defamatory and untrue. The Parliamentary worker has hired Matthew McClelland QC and is seeking NZ$400,000 in general damages, NZ$50,000 in punitive damages and court costs. Mallard has hired the services of a Queen’s Counsel from Kensington Swan.

On 8 December 2020, Mallard apologised to the parliamentary staff member whom he accused of rape. Both parties now consider the matter closed. On 11 December, The New Zealand Herald and Stuff reported that Mallard’s defamation case involving the parliamentary staff member had cost NZ$333,000 (including an NZ$185,000 ex-gratia payment to the former staffer and more than $175,000 on legal fees). In response, National Party leader Judith Collins stated that her party had lost confidence in Mallard as Speaker of the House while the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union called on Mallard to reimburse taxpayers.

On 16 December, Mallard appeared before the Governance and Administration Select Committee where he apologised for calling the former parliamentary staffer a rapist. It was reported that the staffer was pursuing an employment case against Parliamentary Service, that had cost NZ$37,500 in legal fees so far. A member of the Taxpayer’s Union dressed in a pig’s mascot costume also held a mock invoice during the proceedings before being asked to leave due to an objection by Labour MP Duncan Webb.

On 9 February, the National Party unsuccessfully attempted to move a motion of no confidence in Speaker Mallard over his involvement in the rape allegations against the Parliament staffer. In early May 2021, Mallard drew controversy and media attention when he used parliamentary privilege to claim that the parliamentary staffer whom he had falsely accused of rape committed sexual assault during an exchange with National MPs Chris Bishop and Michael Woodhouse. Prime Minister Ardern criticised Mallard’s actions as “totally inappropriate” but rejected calls by the National and ACT parties to dismiss him from his position as Speaker.

I suspect this was merely all a case of misunderstanding what was said. Clever Trevor probably said the staffer was ‘therapist’, not ‘the rapist’. An easy mistake to make.

Perhaps Clever Trevor is therapist. Or a therapist. Or may be ‘there a pist’. Completely pist (sic).

The member of the Taxpayer’s Union dressed in a pig’s mascot was mistaken. He/she should have worn a duck’s costume. More logical for a Mallard of course.



2.3.2  Convoy 2022 NZ

In mid–February 2022 the Convoy 2022 New Zealand protesters established a makeshift camp outside the New Zealand Parliament to protest the Government’s COVID-19 mitigation and vaccination policies. As Speaker of the House, Mallard responded to the refusal of the protesters to vacate Parliament’s grounds by turning sprinklers on full and setting up loud speakers playing music and pro-vaccination messages. Mallard’s attempt to disperse protesters backfired and only stiffened their resolve to remain. Mallard was criticised for his actions by the opposition National and ACT parties. National’s COVID-19 spokesperson Chris Bishop criticised Mallard for antagonising the protesters further while ACT leader David Seymour remarked that Mallard “seems to be acting like a kid in a very adult situation.”

I assume backfired means Trev farted as he is the ‘farter of the house’ as previously mentioned.

On 16 February, the National Party said that it intended to lodge a motion of no confidence in Mallard over his handling of the Convoy 2022 protest and occupation in Wellington

My birthday! Did the motion get passed? ‘Passing a motion’ (ahem) sometimes occurs after farting I gather.

Oddly enough he does seem to have had some sense.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/127082246/speaker-trevor-mallard-lashes-government-for-urgently-passing-covid19-law

I can’t quite see how he squares what is obvious common sense with some of his other actions. Strange, very strange. World is quite mad nowadays though.

Worth looking more at stuff.co.nz website.



3          Personal life

Mallard announced his separation from wife Stephanie in June 2007 after 33 years of marriage. He has three children, one of whom is a Black Fern, Beth Mallard. On 29 December 2014, Mallard married journalist Jane Clifton.  He is interested in outdoor recreation, including rugby and mountain biking.

Beth gets around a bit it seems. I assume as a ‘Black fern’ she is a mobile fern. Why not give her a call on her ‘fern’ as Inspector Clouseau might say.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/covid-19-omicron-convoy-parliament-protest-the-songs-the-nz-govt-has-used-to-repel-anti-mandate-protesters/NHTYZDMOP474E6CLSZX2JU4AXQ/

He likes rugby. Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls. This may explain Trev’s behaviour, rather odd.

Women also play rugby. I believe they have to borrow the men’s’ balls as they don’t have them themselves, so I hear.

Beth Mallard looks like her father as far as I can tell. She plays rugby. If you should decide to call her on her mobile ‘fern’ you can ask if she borrows her odd shaped balls from her father.



Anagrams

His full name again is Trevor Colin Mallard – 18 letters

There are 12 individual letters of the alphabet so still reasonably significant.

Part anagrams

Aldermanic – https://www.thefreedictionary.com/aldermanic

Well he is in government, so what else do we expect?

Alloerotic – https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/alloerotic

Alloerotic – this relates to alloeroticism which is

Sexual urges stimulated by and directed toward another person.

Well, I am sure this affects many of us, so we can’t blame Trevor for that.

He has of course separated from his wife of 33 years which is sad.

Allometric – https://www.thefreedictionary.com/allometric

Related to allometric: allometric growth . This is esentially The disproportionate growth of a part or parts of an organism as the organism changes in size.

This no doubt explains the odd-shaped balls referred to earlier.

Crematoria – this may relate to burning of evidence. Such as cremating those who died, by, with or from Covid 19 (allegedly).

crotalidae – https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Crotalidae

New World vipers: pit vipers

But not ‘vindscreen vipers’ as found on German cars.

Demoniacal – self-explanatory

Eradicator – and what, pray, is he trying to eradicate? The public’s memory of wasted taxpayers’ money perhaps which he hasn’t paid back. Like his salary for being a less than adequate speaker?

Erotomania – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotomania

Do look it up, most interesting. Females suffer more than males for some reason it seems. Not sure this is really true though. They may just call it something different. This always help to ‘divide and rule’ as they say.

Oratorical – what else do you expect from a speaker. Not sure that oratory is Trevor’s greatest skill however.

Railroader – to do with trains, see picture earlier.

Vacillated – I believe he has.

Vacillator – I believe he is.

Alienator – I believe he is.

Armadillo – I always want to say ‘Armadildo’ for some strange reason. In Trev’s case perhaps ‘I’m a dildo’ more suitable.

Avoidance – won’t speak to protesters despite being speaker.

Canoodler – I’m not too bothered about what he gets up to in his spare time, but who is he canoodling with? Jacinda Ardern?

Carnivore – what does he like eating?

Cartooned – somebody should do some cartoons, but I haven’t seen anything yet.

Cavernoma – https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/cavernoma/

A cavernoma is a cluster of abnormal blood vessels, usually found in the brain and spinal cord.

They’re sometimes known as cavernous angiomas, cavernous hemangiomas, or cerebral cavernous malformation (CCM).

A typical cavernoma looks like a raspberry. It’s filled with blood that flows slowly through vessels that are like “caverns”.

Looks like a raspberry. Mmm…blow Trevor a raspberry then. Or several raspberries. This is sticking your tongue out, like the traditional Maori greeting. Ask some Maoris if they wouldn’t mind obliging. Or your kids.

Aw heck, why don’t you all join in.

Corralled – in lockdowns.

Damoclean – https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Damoclean

Damocles (ˈdæməˌkliːz)

n

(Classical Myth & Legend) classical myth a sycophant forced by Dionysius, tyrant of Syracuse, to sit under a sword suspended by a hair to demonstrate that being a king was not the happy state Damocles had said it was.

Rings a bell, does it not?

Doromania – https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/doromania

An abnormal desire to give presents. Like vaccines perhaps. Lots of people like them though for some strange reason.

Laodicean – ‘I know your deeds; you are neither cold nor hot. How I wish you were one or the other! So because you are lukewarm— neither hot nor cold— I am about to vomit you out of My mouth!’ This is written about this church in the book of Revelation. I recommend reading the rest of this in the bible.

Maladroit – Marked by a lack of adroitness; inept. Of a quality opposed to adroitness; clumsy; awkward; unskillful. inept; clumsy; awkward;

Says it all.

Medicator  – well I don’t believe he is injecting anyone personally, but …

Moderator – if only!

Moratoria – ‘delaying or suspension of activity’. Like mandates. If only!

Moronical – of course

Over claim – that the vaccines work at all for public good. They don’t of course.

Overtrain – don’t think Trev’s been trained for very much myself.

Redaction – what has he blotted out?

Rodential – rat like. Who’d believe it?

Caroline – a girlfriend?

Catriona – another girlfriend?

Clarinda – another one Trevor? Oo, you devil! (see ‘devil’ later)

Clotilda – possibly a rather stupid girlfriend.

Cordelia – 5 in a row, wow!

Cardinal – as in Vatican pushing vaccines? Don’t forget, ‘vaccination’ is anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’.

Caveator – buyer beware. Of the vaccines etc. They are not what they seem.

Clitoral – related to his girlfriends I assume.

Colander – full of holes.

Comedian – ha, ha very funny I don’t think.

Conamore – As opposed to conaless. So more conning of hapless public.

Contrive – to con more of course

Corroder – of public morals

Daniella – another girlfriend

Dartmoor – a prison for him and his cronies.

Democrat – his cronies.

Demoniac – noted

Demotion – should have happened years ago. Why didn’t it?

Deviator – from the truth.

Divorcer – you couldn’t make this up!

Elianora – how many girlfriends is it now for goodness sake??

Idolater – who or what does he worship? Not the Most High that’s for sure.

Lancelot – well we know about Lancelot (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Lovelorn – with so many girlfriends are we surprised.

Madelina – Gordon Benett, another one!

Montreal – in touch with Mr Turdeau are we?

Microdot – proof positive. He’s a spy!

Romancer – with all those girlfriends I should think so.

Rotarian – does he belong to this society?

Tandoori – favourite food?

Toreador – a load of bull.

Tricolour – blame the French

Macron – blame Macron, he’s French.

Vandal – yes.

Veronica – not again?!

Violated – his responsibilities and the health of others

Volatile – sometimes.

Voltaire – he’s electrifying? I think not.

Moron – now there’s a surprise.

Ardern – wow! Is this why she keeps him??

Troll – fine

Clot – yes

Vomit – yuck!

Malice – yes

Full anagrams

Controller Vladamir – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin

Mind you, I’m sure Mr Putin has enough on his plate if he is invading the Ukraine at the moment. Perhaps he has his stooges do the hard graft.

RT r colonel Vladamir – Putin holds rank of colonel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And RT could be Russia Today!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vladamir crone troll

Vladamir recon troll

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Valid Macron troller

trolled viral Macron

AD Macron lover trill

Ld Macron Orville rat – please note that Orville was a green duck!!!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orville_the_Duck

ARL Macron viler dolt

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Aldermanic Orv troll

All cormorant drivel

Alarm control drivel

Call rat moron drivel

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arm Cortland Orville

Orville mandatory RCL

Carnal dr Tom Orville

Mr Orville canard lot

Orville canard mort L – canard is ‘duck’ in French. Mort is ‘dead’ in French. Therefore we have Orville the dead duck!!!

Mort L sounds like ‘mortal’. Al is related to angel. A mortal is a dead angel.

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armored Calvin troll

arnold clitoral Merv

arrival cloned mortl

Carlton Dior Marvell

Mr Vatican doll Errol – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Vatican droll role – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Devil Aral ctrl moron

Devil macron rat roll

What more can one say?? He clearly has a serious problem.



Summary

After all that you are not convinced that Trevor ‘duck the issues’ Mallard is really not that clever, then I think there is no hope for you.

Whilst the anagrams may seem merely amusing, there are so many that one must wonder especially in the light of his other misdemeanours.

He is completely quackers, mad, moronic, makes you vomit, a rat, a troll, the list is endless it seems. And most of these words are in his name!

In short, a dead duck.

And New Zealanders have put up with him for so long.  Why for goodness sake?? So for goodness sake get rid of him and your moronic government [don’t forget Jacinda Ardern was brought up a moron (sic)] before any more damage is done.

I will leave you with Ian Dury and the Blockheads lyrics to ‘”Clevor Trever”

Just ‘cos I ain’t never had no nothing worth having never ever never, ever

You ain’t got no call not to think I wouldn’t I’m fall into thinking that I ain’t too, clever

And it ain’t not having one thing nor not another either neither is it anything, whatever

And it’s not not knowing that there ain’t nothing showing and I answer to the name, of Trevor

However

Just ‘cos I ain’t never said no nothing worth saying never ever never never, ever

Things have got read into what I never said till me mouth becomes me head which ain’t not all that, clever

And it’s not not saying one thing nor not another either neither is it anything I haven’t said, whatever

And it ain’t not proving that my mind ain’t moving and I answer to the name, of Trevor

However

Knock me down with a feather, Clever Trevor

Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever

Either have they got, nor neither haven’t not

Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor

Why should I feel bad about something I ain’t had

Such stupidiness is mad

‘Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add

To a load of old toot

And I ain’t half not half glad ‘cos there’s nowhere to put it even if I had

I’m a bit of a Jack the Lad

Knock me down with a feather, Clever Trevor

Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever

Either have they got, nor neither haven’t not

Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor

Also, it takes much longer to get up North, the slow way

A link if you wish to listen.



P.S. For further research/consideration if you wish.

https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/early-edition/opinion/kate-hawkesby-trevor-mallards-childish-actions-are-a-new-low/

https://thestandard.org.nz/open-mike-09-02-2022/

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/the-spinoff-what-is-trevor-mallard-playing-at/P2S5M7DMWQVHOA3MGHBWDNRKKQ/

https://breakingviewsnz.blogspot.com/2022/02/frank-newman-inside-mind-of-trevor.html

https://muckrack.com/zane-small

And if that isn’t enough, my post on Jacinda ‘The tooth fairy’ Ardern

Jacinda Ardern

And the C of E link C is for….Church of England. Or completely EUseless.

Mandates for vaccines etc.

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

17th February, 2020

Nota Bene: esiste una versione italiana; vedi link alla fine



Anybody want a mandate? Any takers?

“Me, me, me, ooh give me a vaccine quick, quick, quick, I like being sick, sick sick!”

There are some dumbos about nowadays aren’t there?

To be honest, I think whilst people argue over the legal niceties, I am going to cut the Gordian Knot as it were.

Or Gordon Knot as I prefer to call it. Or even Gordon knit or nit as Gordon is a moron as Jilted John sang in 1978. I have a copy of the single. It is quite mad in its way.

Gordon Brown, the UK’s prime minister for a bit, was a nit, especially as Chancellor of the Exchequer when he sold a large percentage of the gold reserves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48177767

Still, I like the name Gordon. And I am sure not all Gordon’s are morons. I might look at this in more detail sometime.

In the meantime, here are some thoughts on mandates re vaccines. Indeed anything stupid like that.

Anagrams

A quick dive into anagrams I will highlight these 7.

Dem Satan – dem(ocrat) Satan.

Med Satan – med(ical) Satan.

De Satan M – German Satan M(ark).

Ed Satan M – ed(ucation) Satan M(ark).

‘em Satan D – (th)em Satan D (as in D for Germany, D for dogs, Dragon (!) etc. etc.

See

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/D

‘e MD Satan – he doctor Satan.

Me Satan D – self-evident I trust.

All of which might make you just a little bit suspicious of mandates.

As regards the Maenads painting, another anagram is ‘Maenads T’. So perhaps the Maenads have been drinking tea with something narcotic in it to drive them crazy?

Given that I observe that many of the females in our world seem mad… keen on vaccines, perhaps this explains matters.

Many are carrying snakes. Perhaps they have been biten and the venom is driving them mad. Like the vaccines? Mmm…

In the meantime yesterday was my birthday. Another year older, another year more foolish perhaps. Which is why I can be so silly with words in my blogging.

As it is written

“Brothers, consider the time of your calling: Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were powerful; not many were of noble birth.

But God chose the foolish (moronic) things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. He chose the lowly and despised things of the world, and the things that are not, to nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast in His presence.”

I will gladly be a fool for Christ.

Anyway, there are nice juicy dates in the kitchen which a man like me can eat. My wife might like a date with me, but we went out to lunch on Monday, Valentine’s Day, and we shall just stay in tonight.

My Cloud is quite comfortable and there is work still to do.

P.S. Post in Italian.

Mandati per vaccini ecc.

For any who haven’t seen this link on Covid 19 here it is.

Covid 19 Summary

Out of the mouths of babes and children…

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

6th February, 2022

I was sent this picture by a Mrs Anne Onimouse Sorss. I can’t imagine she is related to Gorge Soros as he is behind the likes of Justin ‘I can’t come out and play right now as my makeup is drying’ Trudeau.

It is of course possible that MrTrudeau is doing something more important  than seeing a small minority of truckers and the few other concerned Canadians who enjoy wearing masks all the time, like seeing their small businesses closed, elderly relatives locked into care home so that no one knows what care they are receiving, if any, and especially enjoy being pricked endlessly for no good reason except for big pharma to make more money.

Among other things.

It is rumoured he may be in the Ukraine stirring up trouble with Russians as this means the Canadian government will have to spend more money on military hardware, whether or not it is necessary, and anyway the people can afford it as they can always borrow from the banks, can’t they?

I am sure this is all fake news as they say, and no doubt a fat check site receiving fact checks from the George Soros’s Open Society Foundation will confirm this as usual.

No doubt the picture below is photo shopped also. The toddler will have to sue when he/she is older, providing of course he/she does reach older and does not succumb to any vaccines etc. But then hopefully the parents love him/her dearly and will not have something unknown injected into their little angel for no good reason whatsoever except to make big pharma etc happy.

Mr Turdeau is alleged to have called the child racist and misogynist, and that this is child exploitation and anti-semitic. And a prime example of white supremacy in action.

And that in any event the child molester should not be holding the flag in its right hand without another in its left as this is yet another example of far-right extremism.

It is further alleged that he wonders why the parents have not kept this rioter off the streets. And had it triple jabbed as the jabs are free and work perfectly well at making money for big pharma.

And anyway it is not true that the taxpayer pays for the jabs, and therefore not free, as the government is very kindly borrowing the large sums of money at low, or relatively low rates of interest from the banks, which are owned by George Soros or his pals. And they are only doing this for our benefit of course.

It is yet further alleged that he has said that the vaccines work, have worked and always will work as long as everybody gets them at 6 monthly intervals, preferably in the normal ‘flu season when they can be most effective at killing off the surplus population.

All the above is certain to be fake news, it is rumoured.

Below is the picture of a Canadian patriot standing up for his/her rights. He/she may be freezing his/her butt off but it is a rusk (sic) he/she is prepared to take. She trusts her daddy and mummy will give him/her a risk (sic) or cookie and hot milk with honey or similar as he/she is a honey as well as an angel. His/her daddy and mummy tell him/her so.

The heavenly Father looks down and nods His head in agreement. His eyes water quite a lot at the moment and if you notice the odd drop of rain in clear blue skies this is the reason.

Disclaimer: No child was harmed in the making of this post or photo shopping the photo.

Unlike the vaccines over the decades which have done great harm to the world in general and those who are the children of God.

Baldmichael is rather annoyed. He hopes all that read this are too. I rather fancy that game of hangman that children play, don’t you? Perhaps if we ask Justin nicely he will come out and play after all.

Unless he is scared the game will turn out to be not a game after all.





P.S. If you haven’t seen these, well why not!!

Looks like we got us a convoy

Covid 19 Memes

World Cancer Day

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

4th February, 2022



It does also affect many in some areas below the Tropic of Capricorn too I gather. But I am not aware that these people have capricorn. Corn on the cob perhaps, corns on their feet maybe, whether or not they have been to the island of Capri or not. Here is a map from the W.H.O.



Cancer is also the sign of the crab in the stars. And Capricorn is the goat.

Baldycorn is the jokes Baldmichael makes of course.

I am not going to delve too deep into the meaning of these words at the moment as this is a post for today and I will need more time.

However, I would like to point out that I was diagnosed with a cancer (stage 1) in late 2019, supposedly the cause of my facial palsy. I started immune-therapy which I did not complete as I realised it was not doing me any good. Indeed, in reality I now suspect it did more harm than good. They don’t tell you what is in it you see, and all I was given by the NHS was a booklet telling me, among other things, the possible side effects which seemed to include everything under the sun.

With just one little paragraph telling me that in essence it switched off my immune system allegedly attacking my nerve cells, and then switched it on again to work correctly.

I trusted the doctors and have paid the price for not double checking. But then we pay shedloads of money into the NHS to supposedly have them help us, not harm us. Why should I question them deeply, aren’t they trustworthy?

Sadly, no. After all, if the current vaccination assault has woken you up to the fact that something is not quite right with the medical industry, sorry, medical care services (cough, splutter, choke…sorry, something stuck in my throat there), then you might be a weensy bit suspicious that all is not well elsewhere.

You would be right of course.

Anyway, I thought we should have a quick look at a couple of websites and I will comment as appropriate with my experience and knowledge to date. It won’t necessarily be well supported with references, but hopefully will get you questioning and researching yourselves if nothing else.

USA TODAY

World Cancer Day targets myths, spreads message

By Liz Szabo, @LizSzabo, USA TODAY

https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/LIFE/usaedition/2013-02-04-World-Cancer-Day-aims-to-dispel-stereotypes_ST_U.htm

Some cancers are more common in poor countries partly because access to health care and preventive services is lacking. For example, 85% of cervical cancer deaths are in developing countries, according to the cancer union.

These are caused by the toxins in the world. And by vaccines as usual. This does not relate directly but should be noted.

https://www.europereloaded.com/covid-vaccines-causing-miscarriages-cancer-and-neurological-disorders-among-military-dod-data-show/

Cancer rates are increasing in developing nations for many reasons. As poor countries industrialize, people are exposed to more hazardous chemicals

True. The introduction of hazardous chemicals is deliberate as the big chemical companies, big pharma and big farmer etc. put profit over people health and lives.

Cigarette companies also market their products heavily overseas. As more people take up smoking, lung cancer rates are rising

I don’t smoke and never have, apart from passive smoking of course which is difficult to avoid – I include ‘smoking’ diesel fumes which we STILL haven’t dealt with, but then some Germans invented that so I am not surprised.

However, I now believe the real issue with cigarettes etc is the use of chemicals in processing tobacco (unnecessary and harmful), and anyway, difficult to separate fact from fiction when media controlled by those with most to gain financially.

Needs more research. I can’t do everything at once!!

“It’s a perfect storm: more urbanization, with more fast food and more inactivity,”

True, but urbanisation not so much an issue as the way towns are developed and pollution within them. Fast food ok if it is done in a wok for example with freshly prepared ingredients – I know as I cook this way myself (there’s a clever Baldy!).

Yet developing nations often are ill-equipped to care for cancer patients, Brawley says. Many dying patients lack even the basics, such as adequate pain relief, he adds. According to the Union for International Cancer Control, 99% of patients with “untreated and painful deaths” live in developing nations.

“Pain relief is cheap to do, and should logistically be easy to do, but it’s not being done,” Brawley says. “It’s an issue of human suffering.”

It is an issue of human suffering because we should not be poisoning the planet and each other in the process. Pain relief is relatively cheap if you use poison vaccines, for example, to finish the job of poisoning people by environmental means first, he said sarcastically.

Big pharma will happily sell you poison either directly or via your BFG. Not Big Friendly Giant as in Roald Dahl, but Big Friendly (sic) Government who will spend your taxes, whether you like it not, on your behalf.

I will not explain how they do this, I am sure you can work it out.

And 90% of the global consumption of opioid analgesics, such as morphine, is in just five regions: Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the USA and Western Europe.

In fact generally speaking those of the Allies who fought against the Axis powers in WW2. But then I have mentioned this in so many words in my Covid 19 summary.

World Cancer Day 2010

From

https://healthcare-in-europe.com/en/news/world-cancer-day-2010.html

Extracted text in italics.

“Of the 12 million people who are diagnosed with cancer each year around 20% of cases can be attributed to viral and bacterial infections that either directly cause or increase the risk of cancer,” said Professor David Hill, UICC President. “For this reason the UICC, with over 300 member organizations in more than 100 countries will focus this year’s World Cancer Day campaign on increasing awareness of the contribution of infections to the global cancer burden.”

Baldmichael is focusing on how ‘…increasing awareness of the contribution of injections to the global cancer burden.’ Note one little letter change makes all the difference.

Cancers caused by viral or bacterial infections can be prevented through strategies such as vaccination and by adopting lifestyle changes, safe behaviours and other control measures, all of which could be implemented worldwide.

This should read

‘Cancers caused by viral or bacterial infections can be prevented through strategies such as vaccination and by adopting lifestyle changes, safe behaviours and other control measures, all of which could be implemented worldwide.’

Note redaction. N.B. Test for vitamin D deficiency in vulnerable groups who don’t get into sun much to get vitamin D if they do right things. Cancer societies don’t like free very much as they like to keep their jobs, and anyway big pharma have told them what to say.

Dramatic developments have recently taken place with a second vaccine now available that is effective at preventing cancer: the HPV vaccine which protects against the human papillomavirus that can lead to cervical cancer, the third highest cause of death by cancer in women. The very first vaccine protects against the hepatitis B virus which can lead to liver cancer – the third highest cause of death by cancer in men.

This meant to say

‘Dramatic developments have recently taken place with a second vaccine now available that is effective at causing cancer: the HPV vaccine which protects against the human papillomavirus that can lead to cervical cancer, the third highest cause of death by cancer in women. The very first vaccine protects against the hepatitis B virus which can lead to liver cancer – the third highest cause of death by cancer in men.’

I hope that makes sense.

Despite the existence of these preventative measures, there is a clear disparity between low- and high-income countries in incidence rates of cancer related to infections (26% vs 8%), access to prevention programmes and also treatment and care. For example, 80% of global cervical cancer deaths are in developing countries, and even where affordable technology is available, enormous challenges remain due to limitations in disease awareness and public health infrastructures, illustrated by the significant differences in the coverage of hepatitis B vaccination programmes worldwide.

Again this meant to say

Because of the existence of these causative measures, there is a clear disparity between low- and high-income countries in incidence rates of cancer related to injections (26% vs 8%), access to prevention programmes and also treatment and care. For example, 80% of global cervical cancer deaths are in developing countries, and even where affordable technology is available, enormous challenges remain due to limitations in disease awareness and public health infrastructures, illustrated by the significant differences in the coverage of hepatitis B vaccination propaganda programmes worldwide.’

Big pharma have issued a statement saying “We are really, really sorry for the confusion and promise not to do it again, until the next time it happens and a few more million people are harmed or dead. Okay maybe a few billion, but what are a few more deaths, eh?”

“The possibilities offered by prevention calls for increased awareness of how some infections can lead to cancer,” said Cary Adams, CEO of UICC. “Policy-makers around the world have the opportunity and obligation to use these vaccines to save people’s lives and educate their communities towards lifestyle choices and control measures that reduce their risk of cancer.”

Yet again

“The possibilities offered by prevention calls for increased awareness of how many injections can lead to cancer,” said Cary Adams, CEO of UICC. “Policy-makers around the world have the opportunity and obligation (as big pharma have paid them large amount of cash to do so) to use these vaccines to bugger up people’s lives, instead of educating their communities towards lifestyle choices and control measures that reduce their risk of cancer and providing clean unpolluted water.”

N.B. A large proportion of world STILL do not have access to clean drinking water, despite the fact that this relatively cheap to do, compared to finding a so-called miracle death vaccine, rendering the need for clean water as the dead don’t wash much I understand.

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation have plenty of money but seem keen on vaccines and not clean water. Who would have thought it, eh? Does the W.H.O.? I believe they may have mixed views.

Protecting against cancer-causing infections is one of the topics addressed under the umbrella of the ‘Cancer can be prevented too’ campaign. The campaign aims to raise awareness of the fact that the risk of developing cancer can potentially be reduced by up to 40% through simple lifestyle changes and other control measures such as vaccination, regular physical activity, eating healthily, limiting alcohol consumption, reducing sun exposure and avoiding tobacco. “Comprehensive and coordinated national initiatives that focus on key risk factors are required to realise the full preventive potential of cancer.” said Dr Ala Alwan, Assistant Director-General of WHO. The worldwide campaign is supported by a provocative digital campaign focusing on these six main lifestyle changes and control measures.

Once more

Protesting against cancer-causing injections is one of the topics addressed under the umbrella of the ‘Cancer can be prevented too’ campaign. The campaign aims to raise awareness of the fact that the risk of developing cancer can potentially be reduced by up to 40% through simple lifestyle changes and other control measures such as vaccination, regular physical activity, eating healthily, limiting alcohol consumption, improving sun exposure (subject to avoiding heatstroke) and avoiding toxic sunceams. “Comprehensive and coordinated national initiatives that focus on key risk factors are required to realise the full preventive potential of cancer.” said Dr Ala Alwan, Assistant Director-General of WHO. The worldwide campaign is supported by a provocative digital campaign focusing on these six main lifestyle changes and control measures.

I hope this all makes sense. What the six main lifestyle changes are, I can’t ascertain, but if anybody knows, please let me know.

Healthcare in Europe contact page

https://healthcare-in-europe.com/en/contact/

I note that most of the people are German, or German sounding names and have German email addresses. No surprises there then. Nazis came out of Germany, they still do, but their agents are everywhere nowadays.

Nazis good at medical experiments. They STILL haven’t worked out how to kill everybody off yet, despite trying for many decades. They won’t give up until we intervene and put a stop to this nonsense once and for all.

Of course the communists do their bit for the cause by undermining societies via education systems among other things. Both Nazis and communists arose from Germany.

And don’t forget that ‘vaccination’ is anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’ or ‘I con Vatican’. Both are true.

Until the next time ‘auf wiedersehen’.


P.S If you haven’t seen these you might like to view.

Sunshine, sunburn and sunstroke

Covid 19 Summary – links to vitamin D in here.

Covid 19 Memes

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

1st February, 2022

‘ear ease des memes ou me mes poor mymy (sic) readers.

J’espear ill ate amuzant.

Bonn ap-pet it!


Well there you are. I would like to thank the follower who sent these in.

Baldmichael has his own salute to the Catholic priests and Nazis.


Plan A because there is no plan B

The UK news as told by The Daily Telegraph headlines – Wednesday 19 January 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

30th January, 2022



It is 11 days ago now. I am a bit slow. But I can’t do everything at once, honestly I don’t know, what people expect nowadays!

Still, better late than never, so I thought I would do some analysis and commentary on selected headings. Might not be very helpful, but it pleases me so that’s something.

Plan B to be scrapped as PM faces plot from rebel MPs

I gather the plot is known as the ‘pork pie plot’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60067671

But Boris is wearing a face nappy (blue for Tory of course) in the front page photo, rather than a pork pie hat.

I assume it is Boris of course, I do wonder sometimes if there aren’t stand-ins. Actors have to live you know and do something if theatres are closed.

As regards the partygate affair, as I keep telling people all the so-called rules were just GUIDANCE, not to be followed if they were not sensible.

There never was any risk from CoviD 19 as this was and is, among other things, the ‘flu.

Why are people so fussed about the party when it is the murder of the elderly in care homes, the increase in suicides etc. that is the main problem which Boris and the cabinet and SAGE etc. should answer for?

But then people were stupid and lacked common sense which is what Covid 19 has exposed.

Wakey, wakey UK, you were right royally had, weren’t you. Stupid people.

MI5 under scrutiny from US after Texas synagogue attacker was deemed no threat

What on earth M15 has to do with Texas I don’t know. Anyway, whilst I know of an A15 from Peterborough to near Hull, I have never heard of an M15.

But apparently there was a bit for a while. You learn something every day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M15_motorway_(Great_Britain)

Picture-desert storm

This is to do with snow in the desert. Not a dessert snow which might be a baked Alaska.

And not a new invasion of Iraq. They will be relieved, the Iraqis. They have suffered enough over the years.

No, after 42 years snow has fallen in the Sahara Desert. 42 years. The ultimate answer to the ultimate question, which is ‘If snow has fallen in the Sahara Desert 5 times, how many years has it been so far? 42.

Ok, so not the ultimate question really, but still funny. For more on 42 see link at end of post.

Review to examine gay veterans’ experiences

I believe this has to do with how happy were happy veterans experiences in the British army. At least that’s what my understanding is. Gay is after all a happy word. Gay abandon means

1. ‘happy and without cares’.

2. ‘With rash, unrestrained impulsiveness, enthusiasm, or zeal.’

From

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/gay+abandon

However, someone tells me this is not necessarily what it means nowadays on the streets. I don’t get out much at the moment.

Apparently it has something to do with men and the willies. This gives me the willies, but not in the way these men mean it, I believe.

It seems that they can get a rash if I understand the second meaning given by The Free Dictionary.

Better stop given each other the willies then, eh fellas?

Piers Corbyn to face trial over lockdown protests

Something to do with 5 counts. Could be Count Dracula for all I know. Can you count Draculas, I don’t know?

Count Dracula liked getting his teeth into things. Infected peoples’ blood. Like the vaccines.

Perhaps Piers was saying don’t take the poison vaccines, they are like Dracula’s bites they will turn you into zombies.

Judging by the mad idiots around at the moment saying ‘’Wear a mask, have a vaccine’ etc I think he has a very good point. As to holding a gathering which I now see was the count (?), so-called gathering rules were just guidance, I think his case should be thrown out.

Put Matt Hancock in the case instead, tie a rock to it and throw in the sea. Save a lot of time and money.

Would be NHS chairman using private care

Does he know something we don’t? Mind you, I do know the NHS is now pretty useless with its emphasis on Covid exposing the stupidity of most doctors and their ignorance of basic viral diseases.

But then they have been lied to by those who espouse the current viral theory which originated over 100 years ago.

Nevertheless they should have had the intelligence to work out what has been going on, but have by and large been too cowardly to speak out.

I can say this because there are those brave doctors who have spoken out some time ago but were side-lined and ostracised for telling the truth and then struck off the medical practitioner registers.

A dreadful state of affairs when medical practices are not allowed to be challenged when they are clearly wrong and being done purely for the profit of big pharma.

Conservatories may soon be out the window

Conservatories does not mean we should conserve the Tories, at least in their present form. But then Labour will make heavy work of government (it’s in the name) and as they managed to sell all the gold last time (thank you Gordon ‘Bennet what the hell did you think you were doing’ Brown), I think we should pass on them

As to the Liberal party, who are they exactly? I have forgotten.

Hanging offense: the cheese triangle ad that went too far

What is the point in hanging a fence I ask you?? Hanging those who perpetrated the wretched vaccines which do no good whatsoever would be a far better idea.

And no, this is not part of the Bermuda shorts cheese triangle conspiracy theory.

U2 is a bad name and I’ve only just learned how to sing, says Bono

Good grief, only just worked that out, have we? Actually I should have said ‘Bono grief’ as root of the name Bono means ‘good’.

But you found your voice, so I guess you have now found what you are looking for at last.

Britain on red alert for invasion of Ukraine

By the Reds it seems, if you consider Russian is still Red. Of course the UK would be on alert for the Ukraine as it is in the name, UK-raine.

I have no idea if it is raining in the UK-raine. Snowing more like I imagine.

Threat of the lights going out leaves Germany’s hands tied

Poor diddums’, poor little Germany wermany might suffer some electrical shortages. I have no sympathy as it is Germany who have brought this ‘crisis’ on the world as they have sought to become the dominant power and create the Fourth Reich via the EU which they basically run to their advantage.

As to having hands tied that sound like the Gestapo are back. Except they are medics sticking vaccines, or death sticks, into peoples’ arms when they are tied up. Nazi people.

If you are German do not comply.

Man, 40, linked by DNA to strangling of young boy two decades ago

Must have been a very long chain of DNA to stretch over two decades.

Advert – P&O cruises – all adult guests are vaccinated and tested

‘Roil up, roll up, roll up your sleeves and be jabbed and tested to get on board the good ship ‘Death Star of the Atlantic’.

Personally I wouldn’t go even if you paid me. Who wants to risk the death sticks to go on a cruise. One way ticket to a watery grave if you ask me.

Still it could be interesting to be a stowaway and see how many of the passengers they have to bury at sea.

Assuming of course the jabs contain anything other than saline as we can never really be sure, can we?

NB The sea is salty for the uninitiated. Perhaps the big pharma companies go to the seaside to get some of their ingredients. They like selling us stuff for large sums of cash for stuff we can get free ourselves.

Like covid 19 a.k.a the ‘flu, for example.

The Suffolk stallion might be out in the cold, but just look how he’s enjoying himself

There is a picture of Pratt Handcock getting out of the Turpentine (sic) in Hyde Park. But he isn’t hiding anyway. Good photo opportunity to show off his manly chest no doubt. And his ability to swim in icy water.

Couldn’t someone have thrown him back in and wait until he came out blue? Show his true colours then and that he is a Tory.

Death rate below average for the time of year in sign that the virus is running out of steam

And the fact that we managed to kill off a lot of sick and elderly last year when excess deaths were high due to locking down care homes, abandoning the isolated etc etc.

Depression deepens for second year as a result of omicron wave    

I gather this is both economic depression and mental depression. What did anyone expect? Some of us did warn you, why were you not listening people? Even I am not that stupid.

Hong Kong culls hamsters over virus risk

And to help provide for the starvin’ orphans somewhere in the world. Perhaps in Hong Kong itself, I don’t know.

They eat anything the Chinese I understand. Even bats they say, but I just say that’s batty.

Banning misinformation drives it into darker corners of the web

True. Banning misinformation (lies and deceit) from government and big pharma will have a major impact on their ability to maintain the insane narrative that Covid 19 is anything more that the ‘flu made out to be a monster.

Government and big pharma like spinning webs of lies to get the unwary into their net.

Majority imagining side effects

I believe this includes the dead who for some strange reason don’t get a say in the matter until resurrection day.

I believe this also includes those who are imaging that they are unable to get out of bed because they are paralysed by the vaccines, can’t work anymore because of the vaccines, have Parkinson’s disease because of the vaccines and other minor trivial matters like that.

Some people are such wimps.

Deaths link to A&E delays as targets missed

As opposed to the side effects of the vaccines which obviously cannot be a contributory factor. Despite many saying they don’t want the booster, thank you very much as the first two have buggered up their immune systems as vaccines often do.

Targets missed include the fairly large numbers of the unvaccinated who did not want to and have no intention of being shot in the first place.

They are quite happy to take their chances with the ‘flu or Covid 19 as it is now called. The odds are rather better I gather. Rather a lot better in fact.

Javid: ‘It’s time we declared war on cancer’

Really? Remembered that there were other diseases have we other than the ‘flu? Matty boy didn’t let you know you might have to think about something else?

Mind you, people are better off without the NHS sticking highly toxic chemicals into your body. I should know, I have had immuno-therapy and I reckon that’s bad enough having started to research it and the potential side effects on my pituitary gland. Barstards.

BBC service on the line after license freeze

Well, it is winter and it’s cold, what do they expect?

Universities told to stop using NDA’s

I believe this is the same as NAD’s, the common spelling mistake when you type two quickly. See what I mean? Spot my mistake if you have a university degree.

Mind you I am not sure a university degree will help nowadays. They can’t spell propaley. See what I mean?

Picture – Time machine

This is of a Reliant Robin looking like it might be attempting to fly. The man in the picture claims to be the son of Delorean car inventor John Delorean.

Personally I think he is the son of Del Boy who drove the same type of vehicle. May be he is going to try and sell it in the market and get rich quick.

Doubt it will work though, Del’s schemes generally never worked out well. Still, no harm in trying.

Despairing US town give crows the bird

Apparently Sunnyvale in Silicon Valley (which is where the silly cons live of course) is trying to get thousands of crows to leave.

I thought that this was a convention of Jesuit priests but not so; merely a very large flock of birds, the crows.

Jesuit priests are known in slang as crows because of their black garb you see.

A large flock of crows is known as a murder of crows for some reason. Whether it is referring to birds or Jesuit priests in unclear.

I have pointed out that ‘Vaccination’ is an anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’. Vaccines are murdering people.

So this means that the birds is incorrect, it is the other ones clearly.

The NHS and the BBC must accept reform or they don’t deserve to survive

The NHS is now crap. I have suffered myself under its incompetence and the stupidity of many doctors. There is a chap called Wong, a doctor, who correctly diagnosed one of the symptoms I had. So he may be Wong, but he was white, sorry, right!

I have yet to complete a post on the NHS so I will not say more here, except that Covid has exposed the obese monster for what it is.

As regards the BBC, my wife and I don’t watch TV any more except to catch up on bits and pieces on YouTube etc. But the radio is generally good in many respects, and some excellent amusing and informative stuff is provided.

BBC may be the grades of the corporation. Suitable for the radio side I think.

CCD at best for the TV judging by the little I do see or hear about.

But don’t throw the baby or BB out with the C, C for crap.

Rising interest rates is beset with dangers

This is by that Nazi piece of work Matt Hand-on-cock. Why did The Daily Telegraph let him do this?

Because vaccine uptake has been so high, Hatt Mancock is making shed loads of money, it is alleged.

Rising vaccine rates will damage people immune systems as vaccines have always done.

Rising interest rates might affect his profits in some way, I wouldn’t know. He doesn’t care about people though that is clear, otherwise he would not have misled the UK over the utter pointlessness of vaccines except to line his and others pockets.

Bring back hanging I say.

Meet the medics picking ‘no jab’ over a job

It was about time the medics in the NHS started speaking out. They should have done this a long, long time ago. Those that did like Vernon Coleman were vilified and sacked for the truth they spoke about re vaccines etc.

Doctors are complicit in the Covid con. I shall be writing a post on them.

All vaccines are pointless and always have been, as I make quite clear on my site. It took me to the age of 60 years to get there but I did.

Those that take a jab may end up with no job if they are maimed or dead. A simple choice. Easy-peasy.

Vitamin C and D the basics for dealing with the ‘flu a.k.a Covid 19.

Easy-peasy as I say.

I was pilloried as a lockdown sceptic…but was mostly right – by Allison Pearson

I did not follow all she wrote about it as my wife and I do not buy The Daily Telegraph every day.

I see she talks about her ’inner Welsh dragon’ breathing fire. Quite right Allison. I love Wales and its beauty and dragons are very handy to have when they are good dragons and on your side.

She says she was called a

‘Covid denier’. Covid is the ‘flu you can’t deny it.

A ‘Granny killer’. No, that was the likes of Boris and co including that little squit Pratt ‘Put a sock in it mate) Wankoc.

And the care home providers and NHS for example.

A ‘Spreader of disinformation’. No that was the government etc. Allison was telling the truth I gather from what I read.

She says her comment ‘Padlocks on playgrounds was a terrible idea’ was attacked. But it was and is a very sensible comment. Anybody listen to this? She was accused by cretins who said ‘you want people to die’.

No, she wanted people to live, children to live full happy lives you cretins.

The Matt Bancock ban of casual sex and his so-called affair (I am highly suspicious that this was merely staged for effect). Anyway it was only guidance anyway.

But of course casual sex is never really casual without consequences and that is the point. Mucks up the world if you treat it casually. Even though of course sex is funny too. Such is the way of life.

If you should read this Allison, do go look around my site. There will be much to encourage you and amuse I hope.

A bit of truth too.




P.S. Here is an explanation of guidance ‘rules’ for the terminally dim, or those who like to laugh. G is for…..guidance

Here is an explanation of the vaccines for those who haven’t arrived at the obvious conclusion that they ‘Are Not All That Useful After All’.

V is for…..Vaccination

Here is an explanation of Matt ‘I was once a wanker (sic) you know’ Hancock.

Matt Hancock

Here is one of many explanations of 42.

42 – The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything *

Time, Times and Half a Time

A look at ‘The Times’ Wednesday 5th January, 2022

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

16th January, 2022

This comes from the Bible but I’m not too bothered about that right now. Except perhaps the middle word ‘times’.  In this case ‘The Times’ dated Wednesday 5th.

I have done an earlier piece on ‘The Telegraph’ headings, so time to look at the Times. Perhaps it will take me half the time to do it as I took to do the Telegraph one?

Then I would have time to look at The Times in half the time!!

Anyway, here it is, my amusing look at the headlines from a copy of The Times I ‘borrowed’ at the end of the day from the Sauna Steam and Swimming Bath Cloud. It was looking lonely so I thought I could give it a good home.

Here goes. Headings running through the paper front to back (hopefully). Those that caught my eye anyway.

PM: We can ride this out without new Covid curbs

Assume Boris is thinking (!) about spending on bumper cars for us all to ride in, on the bumpy roads that have not been properly repaired during lockdowns.

Why the government keeps spending money on kerbs when it is the main tarmac that need repair beats me.

But then the government like beating people.

Electric car travels length of Britain on a single charge

I am not sure what it was charged with. Loitering with intent to defraud the public? Wasting money on new technology instead of making old technology work much better?

Not wearing a mask, antisocial distancing, going unvaccinated, thinking the government was doing this for public health reasons?

Judge deals blow to Andrew’s hopes of dismissing sex claim

I understand this is known as a ‘blow job’. I mentioned this to someone whilst they were drinking their coffee and they nearly choked to death. I don’t know why. Apparently I had said something hilarious.

I said I couldn’t see what was funny about it, it was very serious. That generated even more paroxysms. I shrugged my shoulders. Some people are very peculiar.

But then I don’t get out much.

Army officer proves that South Pole isn’t all white

There is a photo of a nice looking lady. She is clad in that army khaki, with various colours to confuse the enemy. Her skin from what I can see looks quite pale with a sort of pinky light tan.

She is supposed to be the first woman of colour at the South Pole. Not sure what that’s supposed to mean. Surely there has been a woman with various colours there already?

As to proving the South Pole isn’t all white, well it has no doubt been covered in all sorts of crap that people from other expeditions have left before. So I doubt it has been truly white for a while.

But then if there is a pole at the South Pole, it ought to be dark so you can see it against the snow white. And then you will know for sure you are at the South Pole. I am confused.

Small British firm makes big money with Covid test deals

What a surprise. This should say ‘Small British firm makes big money with pointless Covid test kits. Big money kindly paid for by yours truly and a few million other taxpayers. Big money for a few elites.

Anybody writing and complaining and demanding money back?

Sussex charity raised less than $50,000 last year

This is the ‘Save Megan and Harry Trust from Poverty in the USA’. That money won’t keep them in champagne for very long.

Pandemic harms babies motor skills

Babies should not be driving motors in the first place, whatever are they thinking about??

Return of the Rings: thief sneaks first editions back to charity

This is rumoured to be Gollum who used his ring to make himself invisible. Personally I think it is a publicity stunt to gain free publicity to sell the books at a higher price.

‘Who will buy these, my precious, that hobbit over there, delicious, my precious.’

No10 rejects VAT cut on energy bills to help squeezed households

Household squeezed because they are stuck in bubbles indoors, possibly with people they don’t get on with.

Somebody has said the households are being squeezed to get the Jewce (sic) out. This sounds anti-Jewcist to me.

No. 10 has rejected VAT cut because the government needs all the money it can get to pay the MP’s for not attending at Parliament in case they catch Covid 19. a.k.a. the ‘flu. Or start asking too many awkward questions, like Covid 19 seems a lot like the ‘flu.

MP’s can be a bit slow.

Prostate cancer patients are denied £35,000 drug

That’s a relief. Perhaps they can eat properly in the first place with good vitamins and minerals etc., food and drink untainted with toxins.

Of course it helps to know that most cancers caused by toxins in the environment. And that the NHS and cancer charities make shed loads of money at our expense when the remedies would be don’t poison ourselves or get tested for cancer. After all, if we can’t trust the NHS nowadays, do you really think they have our best interests at heart?

I have a cancer diagnosis which is in fact toxin related and due to sodium nitrite and nitrosamines.

But do they test for that? No, they don’t despite this being known about for probably over 100 years. NHS useless.

Heart attack? Our 999 staff are off sick so take a taxi to hospital

You might be safer nowadays not going to hospital in case they decide to vaccinate you whilst you are not looking. Given that a lot of upright staff are being forced to choose between having the jab or losing their job, this does not fill me with confidence in the NHS’s abilities.

And it was low already given the doctors misdiagnosis of my health issues which I had to work out for myself.

999 is inverse of 666. Is this significant?

Two-week wait for tests leaves schools fearing shortages

As the lateral flow tests are all pointless any way, why are they bothered?

Unless they are thinking about exams as it were which are tests. Or maybe they mean the weekly spelling tests etc.

This may be the time it takes for teachers to get back to pupils with their test results. This can be frustrating for pupils.

Perhaps shortages should have been short ages. Children are on the whole smaller than teachers and hopefully younger. So short on ages. It can take ages for test results to come back.

I can’t see why schools should fear this. They are supposed to be in control of the situation. Perhaps they aren’t.


Care homes stop visits as 75% of care workers absent

Perhaps care homes are stopping care in care homes and leaving the residents to rot like in the last lockdowns? Perhaps friends and family should kick up a fuss this time and go and look after them themselves?

Too risky to cut time in isolation

In case people start wondering ‘why am I doing this, what the point?’

And ‘why am I doing this when it is all guidance anyway?’

Intensive care medics redeployed

From places where they were not doing anything anyway towards where the vaccinated are going as they fall ill because of the vaccines.

The PM has said ‘’… thanks to the fantastic effort to get Britain boosted, we now have a substantial level of protection.’ From what is not clear.

The big pharma companies are rubbing their collective hands in glee as their share prices have been substantially boosted. This will give them plenty of capital when they are sued for poisoning the people and mass murder.

Operations ‘paused’ amid rise of cases in the north

As in previous lockdowns, operations are being postponed again as doctors lose the plot again over the ‘flu. This time it will be more difficult as hospitals lose doctors and nurses to the firing/sacking of the competent leaving the incompetent in charge.

Administrators will not be able to stand in as they are incompetent, and there are only so many cups of tea and coffee the remaining doctors and nurses can drink made by administrators if the machines are not working.

Cause for optimism on weaker Omicron wave, scientists say

They say that this time it should be a smaller wave of crap from the government. Can’t see that myself.

There are still tsunami’s of crap coming out of Boris et al.

And we have yet to see what damage the vaccines do anyway. I am not all that hopeful.

Antivaxxer confronts Javid’s young child

Geza Tarjanyi has been allegedly charged with intention to damage property by the Metropolitan Police. They say the road to Sajid Javid’s house is paved with good intentions, as well as tarmac. Mind you he owns four houses, so I don’t know if this applies to all of them.

I assume knocking on someone’s front door is now likely to result in you being arrested. Possibly even if you are calling on a friend and a nasty neighbour decides you are up to no good.

This is a safer bet for the police who don’t like to arrest murderers, for example, unless it is quite obvious they have murdered someone.

Including a fellow officer killing someone of course. The Metropolitan Police like to look after their own you see. Cressida Dick is currently in charge. She is a Dick obviously.

I am not sure how young the daughter is that Geza supposedly confronted. I think he handed her a leaflet about the dangers of the vaccines. She is probably more intelligent than her father and might take things seriously.

Sharp fall in boosters as 9m yet to come forward

They are all trying to go to the back of the queue, desperately trying to avoid another potentially deadly vaccine shot.

‘After you.’ ‘No, after you.’ ‘No really, I’m in no rush.’

I hope people don’t fall out over it; they may cause each other some serious harm. Still, probably better than having a booster.

Maggie Throwup (sic), the vaccines minister, has apparently said that even on Christmas Day people came forward for their first and second jab as well.

This doesn’t sound right as I understood that you had to have a suitable period between each jab to allow the poisonous effects to wear off.

 Otherwise it would be too obvious when people started dropping like flies that the vaccines were, how shall we say, slightly problematic.

I gather Nikki Kanani, a GP (this is a General Practitioner, not a guide post or a Jeep, a general purpose vehicle) and deputy lead for the NHS Vaccination Programme has said ‘if you haven’t had your booster, please do come forward, as we know this provides the best protection from the Omicron variant, with trusted healthcare professionals on hand to answer any questions.’

We have had our roving reporter out and about asking a ‘trusted healthcare professional’ some questions.

‘How do you know what is in each vial?’

‘Um, well you see, its err not that clear, but it says on the NHS website..’

‘Yes, but what about each vial?’

‘Um, well you see, its err not that clear, but it says on the NHS website..’

‘Ok, let try another tack. Do you know about the human immune system and vitamin D?’

‘Um, well you see, its err not that clear, but it says on the NHS website..’

Deep sigh. ‘Ok, how long does the vaccine protect you for?’

‘Um, well you see, its err not that clear, but it says on the NHS website..’

The roving reporter gave up at this point as he need a wee and was fed up at having the piss taken by the ‘trusted healthcare professional’ .

He intends to look up what the NHS actually says on its website as this is easier than asking a ‘trusted healthcare professional’ nowadays.

He think ‘rusted healthcare professional’ more appropriate description as health care professionals rusty in their knowledge and not very professional either.

Cinema in frame for Icke conspiracy film

This a film about the conspiracy that the vaccines are really good for us, and being harmed or occasionally dying is really not that serious a problem for those who have the vaccine.

We tried to contact the dead for their comments, but they said they were resting under the sod or turf and that we could turf off.

Israeli study shows fourth jab raises antibodies fivefold

Glad to hear this. Means Israeli’s immune systems are working properly then. How long for if they keep having poisons inserted is debatable though.

TV twins died days apart

Apparently they were not in the same ‘bubble’ so were not allowed to gurgle to each other. Shame, a crying shame.

Some people thought they had plastic surgery, which they denied. Apparently they had taken part in ‘experiments’ in the US. It seems they were not vaccinated, so the mind boggles as to what they were experimented by, with or from.

Perhaps it was how many hours could they stand in Joe Biden’s presence without being sick at the smell from his nappies. Anything’s possible nowadays I suppose.

Starmer tells of pride in Queen and country

Queer Stammer (sic) has been trying to boost his standing by standing at the podium and saying how wonderful the Queen is despite the fallout over Prince Andrew, Megan and Harry etc.

Queer Stammer (sic) has not checked with the people how they feel about it all recently.

He is proud of the country, but lives in the town. He owns some land near Oxted Surrey where he grew up. Poor Oxted.

Still, at least he doesn’t live there now. There are rumours he might want to sell the land to developers despite it being greenbelt land. Poor Oxted.

Queer Stammer (sic) is not that poor. By my reckoning he could worth £11 million or so, perhaps more. As I said, he is not that poor.

Queer Stammer (sic) may love the country because it is very valuable and he can sell it for a lot of money. I gather the Chinese are keen to make a bid.

If Queer Stammer (sic) gets into power he may do a deal, as you can get a good discount for a country when it is going down the drain and its people are not very well from poisonous vaccines (so I gather).

Blair ‘deserves his knighthood, unlike Johnson’

Stammer said this. Well mate, Johnson hasn’t been offered one yet.

I think Blair should get knighted. If anyone has close contact with the Queen could they slip her a fiver or an Old Master to do it? She is getting quite old so she would have an excuse.

You know, instead of going over the head from one shoulder to the other, just go horizontally, a short cut. Save us all a lot of bother.

She could always blame Covid anyway.

Perhaps she could knight Queer Stammer again while she is at it. Just a thought.

Batchelor’s plea for a wife

There is a man looking for a wife. He is Muslim. He is called Mohammad Malik. There is a dirty great poster of him on billboards in the vicinity of the Black Country of Birmingham. He has dark skin so perhaps this is the reason.

Personally I think he is rather mad to do this, but then it’s in his name, Moh-am-mad.

He refers to incredible mosques. Perhaps this is a spelling mistake and he meant masks. On the other hand perhaps it is mosques after all.

Mosque of the beast rings a bell, but I may have misheard.

Patrick Stewart criticised for whitewashing Bard

He has been reading sonnets out loud during the first lockdown. He seems to have left out some sonnets because he cannot understand them. Someone criticised him for leaving these out.

Personally, I think it is Patrick’s choice. But perhaps a shame not to read them.

However, as a thespian one ‘really needs to put oneself in the Bard’s place and if one cannot understand the sonnets, one cannot do them justice, can one?’

The dark lady may refer to dark hair rather than dark skin. The Anglo-Saxon and Viking blood has dominated England, so dark hair may well have been rare.

Still, it is not a good idea to white wash a bard if it is a black bard. You can use chalk on a black bard and charcoal on a white bard. Just sayin’.

School erases Rowling over transgender views

This is the school I believe and the policy on LGBTQ.

https://www.boswells-school.com/search.htm?s=gender+ploicy

Schools have a duty to promote the safety and wellbeing of all children and young people in their care, including lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender pupils and those experiencing homophobic, biphobic or transphobic (HBT)2 bullying.

The foot note says

2 Homophobic, biphobic or transphobic

Well, this says a lot about the stupidity of the policy, and the abilities of the person(s) who drew up this crap. One does not need to specify certain groups as being in special need as all pupils are needy in some way or other.

Like in needing a good sensible education, and how to layout text properly.

If you have just mentioned certain words and then put the initials in brackets you do NOT need to then have a foot note explaining it again.

Perhaps this reflects the stupidly of the parents sending their children to this school. Or the stupidity of the school.

The school is biased towards these letters of the alphabet, and they have omitted the new letters I understand that have been added more recently. Why not just put all the letters of the alphabet down just to be on the safe side?

Alternatively leave the crap off the website etc. and just love all the children and teach them to critically think properly as you should have been doing in the first place.

There are 5 notable alumni according to Wikipedia. 2 of these died aged 23 and 49 years old in odd circumstances. I can’t see the alumni are very notable in the grand scheme of things.

I don’t think Joanna should worry about this.

Anyway, whether the school was rowling (sic) over her transgender views is debatable. It looks to me like they were using a rowling (sic) pin on her views. Stupid school in my books.

Might explain why 2 alumni died in odd circumstances.

Kahn condemned over plan to cut drug prosecutions

It is understood that this includes not prosecuting big pharma drug companies for peddling poisonous drugs and vaccines on ignorant public.

Kahn is saying he khan’t or won’t. Stupid Kahn. Khan’t get things right khan he?

NB There is a picture of that staring woman on page 14. Get boosted nOw it still says. Sod that for a lark. Put anyone off getting boosted she would with a look like that. Some people believe this crap still?

Stupid people.

Bungling MoD chiefs waste billions

This is because it is alleged they receive ‘bungs’ for contracts. It should be con-tracts as the taxpayer is conned into having its taxes wasted on futile contracts.

Similar to the NHS and contracts for useless masks, PPE, vaccines, administration staff, doctors in big pharmas pockets etc. etc.

Similar to a lot of bureaucracy in fact.

NB There is an advert on the preceding page 16. It is from Palantir. This was the crystal ball that Sauron used to spy on his enemies. Nasty piece of work Sauron.

Macron nasty piece of work. Perhaps he has shares in Palantir.

Apparently Planatir helped get vaccine to millions via its software. So we know who else to blame then.

Breastfeeding voyeurs to face prison

Why the voyeurs were breastfeeding at the same time as voying I don’t know.

However, if they wish to look at tits, why don’t they just look at the front pages of the newspapers, for example. They will find such tits as Boris Johnson, Kier Starmer, Nicola Sturgeon, Emmanuel Macron, Joe Biden, Megan and Harry etc. etc.

It is not yet illegal to gawp as these I gather. Personally, I can think of better things to do with my time.

But if you are a darts player, why not tear out the pictures stick them on the wall and throw darts at them. The dart nearest the bull wins. NB the bull is where the bull shit comes out, i.e. the mouth.

Teach children at home every day, strictest head tells parents

Very sensible. Teach them how to wash up, clean the house, clean the loos, grow vegetables, look after pets etc. etc. Do not rely on teachers to do these things as teachers not always very good at these jobs.

Parents have tended to abdicate responsibility for children’s education, thinking the state will teach them how to think critically. It doesn’t.

Parents have tended to spilt up, get divorced etc. This does not help children think critically. Being critical of your husband/wife etc. does not always teach children how to think critically, but can merely make them critical.

Teaching them sacrificial love is hard work, but ultimately rewarding and good for children and society.

More women die when surgeon is a man.

I looked for information.

https://www.rcseng.ac.uk/news-and-events/media-centre/media-background-briefings-and-statistics/surgery-and-the-nhs-in-numbers/

https://www.rcseng.ac.uk/careers-in-surgery/women-in-surgery/statistics/

13.2% female surgeons.  Therefore far more likely to have a male surgeon. This means by and large more women may die regardless. The smaller % of women might mean that they are more motivated of course.

You have to be very careful with statistics of course. And careful not to frighten people. How good does your surgeon seem to you when you see him or her beforehand?

More research required, but this headline implies that male surgeons may not be good for female surgery outcomes and the reasons may be more complex.

As regards female Sturgeons more people of both sexes are likely to die as result of their stupid Covid 19 polices etc. Poor Scotland. Still, you voted her in.

Unless you didn’t vote for her of course.

Raw sewage spills triple in Thames

This is understood to have come out of the Houses of Parliament as usual. There is a lot of crap nowadays. Please see my earlier post re Second Lockdown.

Removal of many of the MPS’ may help reduce the problem significantly.

Sorted that one then.

It isn’t racist to believe in genetic differences.

Duh, even I can work that one out, Daniel Finkelstein. There is only one human race for starters.

Genetic differences are self-evident so each individual is different, but there are similarities between nation groups and families to varying degrees.

NB There is a photo at bottom of this page 25 with a shot of mainly young people wearing masks in a tube train door way. It says why venture out?

Seems fair to me. You might think they were all muggers or infected by stupid 20 and you do not want to be mugged or catch stupid 20.

JK Rowling would say they are all muggles of course.

The fatal loneliness of locked-up care homes

This is by Alice Thomson. Only worked this out now have we Alice, nearly two years later?

You say that most residents are protected by vaccines do you? Haven’t worked out very much have you Alice?

Vaccines may well be fatal, so sooner residents protected from more needles and needless other big pharma drugs the better.

I wonder what care home staff are doing? Friends and family should make sure that residents are all checked ASAP to make sure they are still alive at least.

By the way Alice, the government issued guidance – see gov.uk. Did you ever bother to check Alice? Sod the so-called rules, just create merry hell until access is granted. Love is like that when you care enough about the residents in care homes.

By the way, the so-called ‘cure’ of lockdowns, masks,vaccines etc was always worse than the disease, as this was the ‘flu, the internal toxicosis of the body which is individual to the individual and no one else can catch. I can explain, Alice, if you ask me.

Living With Covid

Covid 19 is the ‘flu, dressed up as a monster to frighten people as I have said elsewhere. We have been living with it for donkeys years.

So don’t make asses of yourselves and get real. Vaccines are pointless, needles have points, masks are pointless, antisocial distancing is pointless, hugs are good and necessary, like handshakes (remember those?), herd immunity doesn’t exist as we are told – see my Covid 19 Summary for explanations.

For more info if you are not clued up see link at end.

Vitamins C and D are basics necessary for living with ‘flu.

Honour Due

How can anyone justify Tony Bliar getting a knighthood?? Even ignoring the Iraq war, he is promoting vaccines and likes the pope. That’s a hanging offense in itself (after a fair trial of course).

Jokes not to tell on the NHS

For example:

‘GP’s will see you really quickly nowadays’

‘The NHS is there for your health’

‘Vaccination is really, really good for you’

‘The administrative staff are all really, really necessary’

‘The administrative staff worked really, really hard at home during lockdowns’

‘The NHS is really, really good value for money.’

Did you really get a reaction to the jab?

Yes. Next stupid question please.

Swedes fight fake news with ‘psychological defence agency’

This is a turnip for the books. What fake news they will fight is unclear. Hopefully that the vaccines do any good at all, that the Nazis/ Marxists have gone away and promised to be nice to us, that sort of thing.

Or that Joe Biden has a functioning brain.

That the pope is a follower of Christ.

That vaccination is not an anagram of ‘Icon Vatican’ (it is by the way, you can check).

Capitol riot ‘was fuelled by 650,000 posts on Facebook’

Apparently this has to do with the conspiracy theory that the Republicans were responsible for the 6th January 2021 ‘riot’ on Capitol Hill in Washington D.C.

As we all know conspiracy theories are always wrong until proven right. In this instance it is believe that the democrats have come up with this conspiracy theory as they usually do when they want to blame others for their own faults.

Like electing Joe Biden as vice president or something like that.

There is another conspiracy theory that the Republicans deliberately lost the election to show how fraudulent the democrats are.

There is yet another conspiracy theory that the democrats deliberately chose Joe Biden because he had no brain to speak of and the three female stooges could take the reins of power themselves.

And to show how incompetent the three female stooges are and to how fraudulent the democrats are. The democrats can be a bit mad sometimes.

The three stooges are believed to be a Kamel, a Polizei, and a hilarious Clunton. Or possibly Joe Biden’s sister, or love of his life, Valerion (sic).

Just before we went to press, another conspiracy theory has surfaced that the democrats always get things right and never make mistakes. Such as calling black white and white black.


Want to ban a pointless phrase? No worries

I would add to the list ‘Vaccines are good for you’, ‘masks should be worn regardless of common sense’, and ‘social distancing is sensible, especially when hugs need to be given’.

Someone has just suggested that ‘democrats are far more sensible than republicans as democrats always follow the rules even if this means jumping off a 100 foot cliff to cure the viral problem’ should be banned.

The editor thinks that if democrats truly believe this, perhaps they could do us all a favour and hurry up and get on with it.

Alternatively, if they don’t, it is suggested they start listening to those of us who are in the know.

US workers quit in record numbers

It is not clear if this is people like us or US people as in USA citizens. Please note Americans does NOT mean Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Brazilicans, Bolivicans, Chilecan’ts, Panama Hats, etc etc. Not all Americans are citizens of the USA although citizens of the USA seem to think so

Please note in the USA the workers are quitting because they are fired by moronic employers insisting on pointless or dangerous vaccines, masks etc.

Or because they can’t stand the stupidly of it all and are so stressed out. Do get it right Simon Duke (who wrote this piece in the Times).

Clinton creditors still owed millions

Apparently this is Clinton cards, not Bill and Hilary. However, they may owe USA taxpayers millions through their machinations and tax dodges (allegedly).



Eriksen: I was dead for five minutes

He collapsed on the field in a football match. He has said he is not afraid it is going to happen again.

It is not clear if he has had a vaccine. This suggests not.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/vaccine-theory-about-footballers-collapsing-debunked/news-story/013da222d688403b2568cc5e8404b1b0

ATAGI is the following

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Technical_Advisory_Group_on_Immunisation

An anagram of ATAGI is a gait. Sounds like a gate. It has been denied that ATAGI is funded by the Gates Foundation.

This is from the news.com.au site.

The incident has had a dramatic effect on Eriksen. As news.com.au previously reported, doctors still don’t know what caused his heart problems but they don’t think it is safe for him to ever lace the boots up again.

Has anyone told Eriksen this? Perhaps he has suffered some brain damage.

It notes: “The observed rates in Australia are consistent with international data. These data show a higher rate in younger individuals (particularly younger males) and following second doses. Most reported cases have been mild, self-limiting and have recovered quickly, although further follow-up of these cases is ongoing. ATAGI noted that a small number of cases were more severe, requiring hospitalisation.”

So some cases due to vaccines then. Perhaps Eriksen was pretending. Footballers sometimes do this I understand, to gain a respite or advantage.

No vax, Novak? No problem

Apparently Novak does not use a vacuum clear but then presumably he is rich enough to pay someone to do this for him. He doesn’t want a pointless or poisonous vaccine. Sensible chap. Perhaps he has seen the statistics on case numbers rising following increase in vaccinations.

He was given an exemption, and then his visa was rejected. I believe his visa is now reinstated. But it gets a bit difficult to tell. The Australian government do not seem able to run a piss up in a brewery, let alone a country. The whole thing is a piss up.

But then everything in Australia is upside down at the moment. It is the wrong way up to me on the other side of the world, so perhaps this explains things.

I can’t stand anymore, so goodbye for now.


P.S. Links referred to or useful.

Breaking News: Second Lockdown

Cressida Dick

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G is for…..Guidance

COVID 19 SUMMARY!!!

Australia Coronavirus Statistics

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

11th January, 2022


My attention was drawn to the stats in Australia by a helpful post by David Robertson in his blog, theweeflea.

He does various things and covers lots of different topics. As regards the statistics in Australia however, he seems to have overlooked the bindingly obvious connection between vaccines and the rise in case numbers.

So I thought I had better look at them in detail to make sure at least someone does it properly. I dare say others might have done their own work, but at least I can say I have arrived at the conclusion myself.

Why David could not do this I don’t know; it just shows how ill-equipped some Christians are for such a task. He has been a pastor. Pastors should equip the saints for works of service according to Ephesians. Wake up David!

Anyway, here’s a table with the figures from his post 27 December, 2021.

History of annual all cause deaths underneath the case numbers.



Background: Vitamin D and sunshine

It should be abundantly clear that Australia has good sunshine levels, and these are more balanced through the year by comparison to the UK.

The latitude of the UK ranges mainly between N60 and N50. This includes the Shetlands.

Australia has latitudes around S43 to S11. Much of Australia is within the Tropic of Capricorn and the Equator.

So if Australians do the right things and have sufficient sunshine and don’t use toxic sun creams etc. to block the good light, then they should get sufficient vitamin D all year round. See my link at end Sunshine, sunburn and sunstroke

Therefore Australians will not suffer unduly from the ‘flu or Covid 19 as it is now known.

And of course they don’t suffer unduly as the statistics prove and I show below. This is basic stuff people, not rocket science. If I, an old fool can do it and see it, so can you.

However, if you stick the contents of poison sticks, a.k.a. syringes with vaccines for example, into yourselves or grant others the privilege, then this will poison you. Obviously.

You must like Russian roulette if you do. I hope you are not that mad. Sadly it seems a lot of Australians are.

https://www.currentresults.com/Weather/Australia/Cities/sunshine-annual-average.php

Better sunshine hours than UK in winter so vitamin D levels better if people do the right things. See comment below by BobinOz re trades start early and back by 3pm to enjoy sun, so even if work indoors can get sun.

Lots of tradies start work at around 6:30 AM and are finished before 3 o’clock so they get to see plenty of sunshine, whatever time you finish work, you will certainly see more sunshine here than you ever did back in the UK.

https://www.bobinoz.com/blog/16600/daylight-hours-australia-and-the-uk-winter-and-summer-compared/

Coronavirus Cases

The following charts from

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/australia/

Daily Coronavirus cases

52,612 as of 30th August 2021.


684,227 as of 6th January 2022


Therefore 52,612 cases in about 18.5 months before main Pfizer vaccine rollout.

About 2,844 per month.

631,615 in about 4 months after main Pfizer vaccine rollout.

About 157,900 per month.

You can see that the total case curve has rocketed or gone exponential. Of course it may be that that case numbers have only to do with testing and might be meaningless.

However, they at least give a strong indication of something wrong with the vaccines and if the government doesn’t stop the rollout then you know that there is a problem.

If the data is right then the vaccine programme should be halted.

If the data is wrong the vaccine rollout should be halted as you can’t have a health programme based on false data.

If you are sensible you will realise that vaccines are, and always were, at best pointless and the vaccine rollout should have never started in the first place.

Which is the government is stupid, corrupt or both. I’ll go with both. Are you Aussies going to do something about it?

Typical Annual deaths

Australia’s population was 25,739,256 people at 30 June 2021. From link below.

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/population

Annual deaths in the year 2020:

There were 161,300 deaths. From link below.

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/population/deaths-australia/latest-release

Note that total deaths fell from previous year. This is not necessarily significant, but I have not tried to analyse any of these statistics in detail as it does not affect the overall conclusion.

Deaths from Coronavirus/Covid 19 are very low in proportion to overall all cause deaths – see below. Why all the fuss??

All cause death ages

All-causes deaths can be found here and show standard correlation to expected pattern, that is increasing deaths as ages rise particularly as you reach 60 years of age.

Note again, infant mortality in under 1 years.

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/population/deaths-australia/latest-release

All cause deaths: Main causes death.

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/health/causes-death/causes-death-australia/2020

Top Five in 2020:

The top five leading causes of death remained the same as in 2019 (Ischaemic heart disease, Dementia including Alzheimer’s disease, Cerebrovascular diseases, Lung cancer and Chronic lower respiratory diseases) .

Covid 19

COVID-19 was the 38th leading cause of death (898 deaths).

Why all the fuss??

Covid/coronavirus Deaths

2,301 Covid related deaths from 15th February 2020 to January 6th 2022.

909 Covid related deaths in year ending 31st December 2020.

This is about 0.6% of annual deaths.

1,281 Covid related deaths in year ending 31st December 2021.

As far as I can see we have yet to have all cause deaths in a statistic for 2021

1,000 coronavirus deaths reached August 2021when deaths started to rise significantly

Coronavirus deaths at August 30th 2021


2,301 coronavirus deaths reached January 6th 2022

Coronavirus deaths at January 6th 2022


Therefore 1,000 deaths in about 18.5 months although about 600 of these were in a 6-7 week period.

1,300 deaths in about 4 months from around start of September 2021.

When did Australia start administering vaccines?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_vaccination_in_Australia#COVID-19_vaccine_national_rollout_phases

As of 7 December 2021, Australia has administered 39,839,258 vaccine doses across the country. The country’s vaccination rollout initially faced criticism for its slow pace and late start, falling far below initial government targets. Despite this, Australia began vaccinating its citizens at a comparatively fast pace, overtaking the United States in first dose coverage by 10 October. 80% of the Australian population aged 12 and over are now fully vaccinated.

And

43,306,383 doses administered 6th January 2022

And

20,855,353 doses administered 5th September 2021

And

On 21 February 2021, a day before the previously announced program start date, Prime Minister Scott Morrison, Chief Medical Officer Paul Kelly, Chief Nurse Alison McMillan, Kris Matthews and “a small group” of aged care staff and residents became the first Australians to receive the Pfizer–BioNTech vaccine. The early vaccination was heavily televised with the hopes of reassuring Australians about the quality, efficacy, and safety of COVID-19 vaccines.

That’s nice, with ‘hopes of reassuring Australians’. As you will see this means duping Australians. Who knows what was actually given to these people anyway. The camera never lies? Mmm…I’ll take a rain check on that.

The Australian Technical Advisory Group on Immunisation advised the government to reserve the Pfizer vaccine for those under 50 years of age, and the AstraZeneca vaccine will be administered for phase 2a.

So whilst AstraZeneca was for the oldies, Pfizer was for the following group.

On 19 August 2021, an announcement was made by Prime Minister Scott Morrison that residents aged 16-39 will be eligible for the Pfizer vaccine from 30 August 2021.

And

On 5 December 2021, the Therapeutic Goods Administration, Australia’s medical regulator, approved access for five to 11-year-olds to the Pfizer vaccine.  As of 10 December 2021, it was planned to start vaccinating children aged 5 to 11 with the Pfizer vaccine from 10 January 2022.

So let’s get this straight. The Pfizer vaccine administered to phase 2b, those under 50 years of age. We then see Coronavirus/Covid 19 cases and deaths rise significantly .

They are apparently giving them to children now. Now, even old baldy is not that F*****g (N.B. there is a hamlet in western Austria called this) slow. I do hope you are getting very angry people, if you are not already.

But then I knew since June of last year that such things could happen. And others knew this way before me. What an idiot I was. But not quite such an idiot now I’m glad to say.

Summary

So unless you are infected with the latest variant of Stupid 20, the Moronic O’Micronic variety , you will see the obvious connection.

As predicted vaccines causing case numbers to rise exponentially, and the mRNA Pfizer vaccines

How stupid can people be? All you good Aussies out there down under, please wake up if you are not already. If old Baldy up here can work this out, so can you. It is not rocket science. This is primary school maths.

Whether deaths continue to rise related to Coronavirus/Covid19 remains to be seen, but the point is the vaccines are at best pointless as your vitamin D status is key.

The government has wasted millions of taxpayers’ money on these useless vaccines which may harm you and perhaps be the straw that breaks the camel’s back and kill you.

“Why I bother sometimes I really don’t know, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make the tea, it’s not as if I haven’t tried, I really have and anyway what’s point of it all anyway…..”


P.S. I have found the following poster. It seems to be fraudulent. Probably fake news or done by Queernon or something like that. See bottom of page.

There is a turkey logo, although Christmas is over. Shooting season still on though, shots being administered.

I see it is issued by the Austrian government. So is Adolf still around or his nasty (sic) descendants? It says Con-berra. So clearly fake. Unless they are suggesting Australians have been conned.

Anyway, seems to suggest that people might die from the vaccines. Whatever next!

Take your property and money possibly. If you are dead then it’s easy.

If you are only unwell it could still be fairly easy.

Of course, there also your moral and mental health too up for grabs. Did you surrender this in the first place I wonder??

P.P.S. Here’s my link to Sunshine, sunburn and sunstroke

If you were not aware of the hamlet in western Austria, please see my link Ingredients which explains this and the meaning of other words. These ingredients are rather strong for some people, so beware, you may not like them.

If Kerry Chant is still around you might want to see this Kerry Chant

Or if you are from Queensland this.

Baldmichael Down Under – Annastacia Palaszczuk

Face Nappy New Year!

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

1st January, 2022

Well, why not? After all, people still wear the wretched things even when it is obviously stupid, let alone when not quite so obviously stupid.

But then people are stupid, and I have said before, the latest variant of Stupid 20 is doing the rounds. This is the Moronic variety, a.k.a. Omicron, the anagram of moronic. Or is it the other way round?

Yesterday, the 31st, I thought I would get off my Cloud and go for a spin on my bog wheel. A bog wheel was my grandfather’s term for a bicycle for some reason. I really don’t k now why. I mean it has wheels, but why bog? Soft, poorly inflated tyres? I pump mine up.

Perhaps my dad will know, I must ask him.

Anyway, I saw two people, perhaps in their 50’s walking down the hill where the school used to be as I cycled up. They were on a footpath and I was on the opposite side of the road. When they saw me as I approached, they whipped out their masks and put them on.

I blinked as it were and carried on. I stopped and looked back after a few yards. The footpath they were on had ended and they were now looking up towards me.

Hopefully to see if any traffic was coming, but possibly to see if a potential source of the deadly Covid 19 variant Moronic Omicronic was far enough away. This was because I then saw them without their masks which they must have removed.

I continued cycling up muttering to myself ‘How stupid can they be??’ I probable mentioned some words that some people consider rude – I am getting frustrated by the brain numbing idiocy of it all.

We were the only people obviously around. Why are you so deluded people, you are not fit to be on this planet. This is Darwin’s devolution of the species clearly at work. Next I shall expect people to be eating the grass like cows.

Nebuchadnezzar apparently did that for 7 years for his arrogance against the Most High. Although I question the bit about the translation of eating grass, and strictly it is oxen, that is (sometimes castrated) bullocks.

But he certainly went mad. It is worth noting the ‘…zzar’ bit of his name in fact relates to ‘Tzar’ as in Russian Tsar, a king or leader.

And this is the same as Czar, or c-zar. Which sounds like Caesar, from the Latin.

Anyway, cows remind me of vacca, Italian/Latin for cow. That in turn reminds me of vaccination, and the vaccines causing severe issues and death in some.

Including mental illness it seems. I can only assume the couple I saw were vaccinated to the hilt, including the latest booster. ‘Ionic vacant’ is an anagram of vaccination. When I put Ionic vacant into the search engine I came up with these links among others.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacancy_defect

It says

In crystallography, a vacancy is a type of point defect in a crystal where an atom is missing from one of the lattice sites.

https://www.sarthaks.com/1937149/explain-how-vacancies-are-introduced-ionic-solid-when-cation-higher-valence-aded-impurity

You may need to be a chemist to follow this but it says

When a cation of higher vacancies is added as an impurity to an ionic solid , some vacancies are created . This can be explained with the help of an example . When strontium , chloride ( S r C l 2 ) (SrCl2) is added as an impurity to ionic solid sodium chloride (NaCl) , two vacant sites are created by removal of one N a + Na+ ion . One vacant site is replaced by S r 2 + Sr2+ ion but the other remains vacant . The reason is that the crystal as a whole is to remain electrically neutral. Read more on Sarthaks.com –

In essence it makes me wonder if the vaccines knock out atoms and therefore render the neural pathways empty in places, like missing stepping stones across a river.

In other words as I have said elsewhere, the vaccines are merely neuro-toxins and stop your body and brain working properly.

So clearly the couple I saw had suffered damage from the vaccines. Or at least a similar effect from something at any rate.

Vaccination reminds me of ‘cows in the nation’; I wrote a story about that if you are interested. Suitable for children of all ages, adult children included!

But it all makes you wonder if people who have the vaccines and wear face nappies a.k.a. masks have had their brain’s chemistry altered. This would explain a lot of the madness going on.

And perhaps they are pretty vacant and they don’t care?

I found this link which was interesting.

Marjorie Taylor is wearing a mask, but presumably more to make a point with the message ‘Trump won’. Seems reasonable to me, given that Joe Biden is senile. One wonders how he got far enough to be the democratic front runner, let alone vice president (sic).

But I have talked about that elsewhere on my site. See link at end.

Marjorie hugs a man in a wheel chair. That’s good, bit of affection always helps. Of course nobody has seemed to comment how dangerous this is, to be so close.

But then that’s because it isn’t dangerous; just like wearing these stupid masks is pointless except in this instance to make a sensible statement.

There is a video link at the bottom. Bear in mind this is January 2021, a year ago. There is a Kate Taylor talking about her journeys around the world. She looks nice (I am a man, I notice these things).

She talks about whether she has been naïve about the CDC advice. Yes Kate, I am sorry to say you are. The CDC couldn’t advise a cowman to clean up a cow pat, let alone advise properly on health.

Still, cleaning down things is nice for people if things are grubby, especially if you make a mess (I have wiped my place at table myself in restaurants etc. if I have made a mess). But generally in this case the airline company should be cleaning after the flight, not you.

This link is interesting. Some of it may be useful to see what the idiot so-called experts are thinking, if thinking is the right word.

Which it isn’t. Stinking might be better, the whole thing stinks of ignorance and corruption.

‘This Scientist Just Gave The Best Explanation Of Covid Vaccine Safety’.

This is a further sub-link to a scientist, Robin Shattock; under Wikipedia entry it says he works at Imperial college.

Oh dear, that explains a lot. Neil Ferguson of 500,000 deaths from Covid 19 fame works there. He, Robin, went to Lancing College, not so very far from where my Cloud is currently stationed.

He is ‘…professor of mucosal infection and immunity.’ As it is pantomime season we can say ‘Oh no, he snot!!!’

Apparently’… he was initially more interested in acting and music than science.’

He still is by the looks of things if he thinks the vaccines he has helped develop are any good. He’s making a song and dance about them. Doesn’t seem Lancing College gives a good education then, in science at least.

Top anagrams of his full name, Robin John Shattock, include:

Ashton Bjorn thicko

Abort Johnson thick

Whether the second refers to Boris Johnson or Robin I don’t know. How about both, yes let’s stick with both.

Top anagram of his name, Robin Shattock, is

attrib schnook – i.e. attributes of a schnook, a stupid or gullible person.

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/schnook

Le Schnook works in the cartoon series SpongeBob Squarepants. He is not very nice. Read the section about him. He leaves the restaurant almost bankrupt with his demands. Like the UK perhaps?

https://screenrant.com/spongebob-squarepants-krusty-krab-characters-work-job/

Further anagrams:

Actor bonk shit

Actor knob shit

bant crook shit

Boot crank shit

Actor hob stink

Oh dear, do you think these are significant?

This is his academic profile from the university website.

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/people/r.shattock

Professor Shattock has published over 160 peer reviewed articles in this area and secured funding from the European Commission, Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Wellcome Trust, MRC and the NIH.

So no bias then, we all trust Bill and Melinda don’t we? No? Oh, perhaps not.

Robin did a virtual lecture to his old college.

https://www.lancingcollege.co.uk/news/virtual-head-masters-lecture-prof-robin-shattock-ol

It says

‘…but still recognised that to be successful in science (and in most endeavours) the use of knowledge in a creative fashion is paramount.’

Use of knowledge in this case means, make things up as you go along. Also known as fibbing, distorting the truth and lying.

It was a virtual lecture. Virtual means among other things ‘…very close to being something without actually being it’

Or

‘…of, relating to, or being a hypothetical particle whose existence is inferred from indirect evidence’

From https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virtual

Therefore in so many words, fibbing, distorting the truth and lying in this case.

On Twitter video he says vaccines “saved more lives than any other medicine”.

Bollox. It has allegedly helped prevent some illnesses, whist maiming and killing people in the process. Again and again vaccines have done this. The Covid 19 vaccines just happen to be rather better at it, that’s all.

The supposed benefits are merely distortion of the reality. No one has ever tested you for anti-bodies that can be put down to the vaccines in the long term.

Vaccines are of no benefit whatsoever. I used to think otherwise until I researched properly last year at 60 years of age.

“When you’re looking at side effects, most side effects occur very quickly. Within a week or so of have having a vaccine we would see any severe side effect at this stage.”

What about long term effects, you little shit?

“No regulatory authority, whether it’s the UK Medicines Regulatory Authority, or the European Regulatory Authority or the FDA will let anything go through that doesn’t have a totally squeaky clean safety record.”

How can it be squeaky clean if you have only monitored for a year, you little shit?

“One thing that I think people completely forget is that a vaccine stimulates your immune system, it tricks it to see if it’s seen the virus, so you’re getting an aspect of the infection that’s so much minor than the real virus.

So what?? Your immune system is not fooled, it identifies a foreign body and works to reject from your body with anti-bodies. The anti-bodies stay a while in your body until the job is done, then they fade away.

Until the next time that you have something nasty, or Nazi, a shit shot, injected into your system, you little shit.

So take vitamin D via good food and the sun (free!) if you do the right things, to boost your immune system. See links at end.

“So when you think about the risk-benefit, the risk of having a severe outcome from Covid-19 far outweighs any theoretical risk of a vaccine, and the problem is that vaccines are so successful that diseases go away and all you see are the side effects.”

The risk of having a severe outcome from Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu until re-branding last year to sell vaccines, is very low. Haven’t you seen the statistics, you little shit?

And don’t make me laugh about ‘vaccines being so successful’ you little shit. They have only ever caused harm and sometimes death. You are an ignorant fool, compromised by relying on money from Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

What you should have said is ‘the problem is that vaccines are so pointless that all you see are the side effects’.

Because that is all they do, the biggest fraud of the century (and last century too), you little shit

Going back to masks, the earlier Huffington Post article has a link at the bottom called:

We Can’t Wear Face Masks, Don’t Shame Us, Say Those With Invisible Illnesses

Here a young woman called Nicola Little, who has asthma and beautiful big eyes despite being Little, points out how she can’t wear a mask.

Fazilet Hadi, a policy manager at Disability Rights UK, very sensibly points out

“We really urge the public to be kind and assume that the people around them aren’t wearing it for a reason.”

Quite. It is written in the Bible, the love of many will grow cold. This is occurring because people have had their brains destroyed by vaccines etc.

This is not rocket science. Even I worked this one out last year, and have not worn a mask just because some idiot tells me I must, or I am putting them or their staff at risk. Like a doctor once said to me in the heat wave in June last year.

Burke. The doctor not me, that is. Mind you there are a lot of stupid doctors around, whether M.D.s or Ph.D.s.

As regards mask wearing, I identify 4 main groups

1.        Won’t wear – Those free from fear, even though they may not understand why in all the issues, they realise it is inherently wrong. They may wear masks when suits them as situation demands when truly sensible to do so. They may use them to make a statement like ‘Trump won’.

Or possibly to make fun of all the stupidity. Why not wear a daft Vader mask, a scarf and 10 gallon hat like a cowboy, anything really. Cardboard box on the head with appropriate writing like ‘keep right way up’, or ‘my other mask is at home’, that sort of thing.

Or ‘I am really ugly and I look better like this’.

Or ‘if you look at my face, you will turn to stone as my gaze will petrify you like the Gorgon’.

2.        Will wear – on sufferance to avoid confrontation and the ensuing agro. Too tired to always resist, but prepared to fight battle on their own ground when pushed.

3.        Will wear – multi-layered – may wear on occasions when silly to do so to or wear almost all times despite obviously stupid. This does not cover those who think screens or visors of any reasonable use; they look complete wallies.

4.        Will wear – possibly always, in cars on their own, with loved ones (I assume they love each other but probably not if they are both afraid of a hoax). I believe they do take off to eat and drink, but I can’t be sure.

Perhaps they have their food blended into a soup so they can drink via a straw, which would suit their logic. Except, of course, there is no logic whatsoever in that.

There are various reasons for all this but boils down to these:

Fear

Fear as in fear of authorities who are public servants; but they serve us, not the other way round.

Fear as in internal fear of something they have hidden for years and don’t want found out, perhaps something like abuse etc. or some shyness for some reason.’ I don’t look good.’ (Who says so, don’t assume it, you are far better than you realise).

Sadly, too many are female who seem to suffer this. Why is this the case? Social conditioning, the ridiculous advertising to make them want the unobtainable look, or latest fashion.

Adverts to make them buy unnecessary things that too often pollute the planet when the plastic containers are thrown away.

There are men who do this too, of course, but women seem more prone to it.

Blind Obedience

As in the Germanic trait which has infiltrated society. We know where that leads don’t we, I hope? Apparently in Germany, it is the women who often rule the roost. Angela Merkel, the Mark Angel, a mark of the beast, was ruling the roost there.

Too lazy

Can’t be bothered to fight. This may be in part due to diet and obesity etc, but may be a state of mind too.

Mere stupidity

The result of brain washing, so much so, that the brain has been substantially washed away by propaganda on the T.V. etc.

Overall, we have all been subjected to subliminal messages on multi-media esp. main stream, which includes books and films.

I found the following re masking problems. It is excellent. I have also read an article about a lady whose son relies on lip reading to help him understand what people are saying. If you rely wholly on lip reading, then it is blindingly obvious that this is necessary.



Summary

So do wake up if you are not already. Please be aware that much of what is going on is to distract you from far more important battles round the health and welfare of the nations, the move to digitise everything, centralise control and take over your lives, let alone a probably depopulation agenda.

They want to euthanise you, murder you in the womb before you start, turn you transgender, confuse you with various letters of the alphabet including LGBTQ (but not necessarily in than order), anything to muck you up. Other first letters are available for muck, like the first letter of first of course.

The elite want your money, and will do anything to get it. Lie, cheat and murder if necessary. Their lies are always concealed by half-truths so that there can be confusion and doubt.

They divide and conquer.

But once you realise this, you have woken up. You just need the right words and the power to act.

As always I point to Jesus Christ, who is the Word of God. In Him you find all you need, and He points the way to the heavenly Father who gives generously to those who ask.

But there is a battle royal going on, so things are not always as straightforward as it may seem. It can take time for things to get through.

I am here to help if I can. But there is only one of me and lots of others who can help in their way. So just ask if you are in need. We can only do our best, and sometimes we do fail, so be patient.

And so again I say have a face nappy New Year!

No, let’s make it a ‘No face nappy New Year!’ instead.

This will be the New Normal (like the Old Normal, only with wisdom this time).

Bye for now, and see you next time without the face nappies.



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P.S. If you should wish to, whilst the lyrics are rather ‘vacant’, I love the raw energy of this.

As it says

Don’t ask us to attend

‘Cause we’re not all there.

Oh don’t pretend ’cause I don’t care

I don’t believe illusions ’cause too much is real

So stop your cheap comment

‘Cause we know what we feel

The Emperor’s New Cows

Joe Biden – the first 13 days

D is for…..D. Vitamin D 

V is for…..Vaccination

Sunshine, sunburn and sunstroke

This is very helpful and includes reference to Imperial College and Robin Shattock

https://www.jeremyrhammond.com/2021/09/14/the-origins-of-the-lie-that-natural-immunity-to-sars-cov-2-wanes-rapidly/

End of year round up and thank yous.

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

31st December, 2021

Another year passes. And now we have Covid passes or passports. As of 28 Oct 2021 the following countries seem to be using them.

https://www.movehub.com/blog/countries-using-covid-passports/

So if you fancy going anywhere sensible which doesn’t require them then you know where to go. But then as we are in the middle of World War Three, you might not be too keen to go anywhere.

World War Three, the war of words as spoken about in the book or Revelation in the Bible.

This war is following a pattern of World War Two, but 80 years ago. I also consider the United States has its own internal civil war, another war of words, only 160 years ago.

This places us today at 31st December, 1941 and 1861 respectively. By checking the time lines on the web you will be able to get a sense of what is going on, what major events are likely to occur and what the end result will be.

Victory of course, a victory for truth and justice, a victory of judgement and mercy, ultimately a victory of Love.

We have undergone various battles; some have been lost others won. Evil is being exposed and light is breaking out across the world. The world has been bought to the boil and the scum, the evil scum, is being skimmed off.

Evil has been hidden, the veil is being lifted. Anagrams of evil include vile, veil, Levi and live. So the vile evil which has been hidden by a veil will be exposed by the Levi, the Royal Priesthood, so that we may live!!

And if you are in Christ you are His royal priests, the heavenly Father’s beloved children, always loved from the beginning of time…

So as regards  WW3, in the coming year I expect the Battle of Midway in the Pacific to be pivotal (this is why it was the Battle of Midway of course). The 4–7th June 1942 that took place, so 4–7th June 2022 we might expect to be equally pivotal and we can work towards the same.

Germany was still making inroads in Russia, but they would be stalled at Stalingrad in the winter. Which is why it is ‘stal(l) in grad’!!

And amazingly ‘grad’ in Bosnian is ‘varosh’. Sounds like ‘virus’ if you use Google translate. The virus is stalled then? The lies I mean, not the ‘flu which we will always have (all other things being equal). Or maybe we won’t. Mmm…

As regards the American Civil War this is a very good Wikipedia link. It is very detailed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_Civil_War_battles

The American Civil War (A.C.S.) was considered to end on May 9th, 1865. World War Two, at least the War in Europe, ended May 8th, 1945. The War on Japan ended 14th August, 1945, but the ending dates of WW2 in Europe and the A.C.S are uncannily close.

As regards the War in Europe (I include the Desert War in North Africa with this), the Axis forces, Germany and Italy, were halted at the First Battle of El Alamein in July 1942.

Please note that El is an ‘angel’, even ‘god’ in Hebrew. Alamein is very similar to ‘Aleim’ or the Elohim, the angels. If you follow the logic you will see why this is so wonderfully significant, all planned, set out as a riddle for you to work out.

And 1942 is significant because of the 42, the ultimate answer to the ultimate question! Which is ‘Which year do we see the tide of war turn?’ ’42 of course!

And 2022 can be 2 and two ‘2’s. 2 0 22. The two ‘2’s make four, 4. Thus 42! Contrived perhaps? Perhaps that is the point of it all.

Anyway, you can take heart from all this and know that the light is at the end of the tunnel and God, the angels, have it all in hand. We must play our parts as well, to the best of our abilities, however great or small. Nothing is too small, however small you may feel.

You have one talent? Do not waste it like the man in the parable Jesus told as a warning.

And we need not fear, as our God is greater than the world, its views and thoughts and opinions or theories. As John says in his letter

“Little children, you are of God, and have overcome them; for he who is in you is greater than he who is in the world.

They are of the world, therefore what they say is of the world, and the world listens to them.

We are of God. Whoever knows God listens to us, and he who is not of God does not listen to us.

By this we know the spirit of truth and the spirit of error.”

So I say go hunting for those who will listen, the lost sheep.

And going forward into the coming year we can consider these words which this beautiful website has repeated.

I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year

‘Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.’

And he replied,

‘Go into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God

That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way!’

Well, I asked last year for everything as I explain in my CV. So I got everything, at least the keys to everything as I also explain. I intend to share all of it as I go. Things have been held back for a very, very long time. It is time they were exposed, revealed.

Which is why we are in the book or Revelation, in the Greta (Sic!)Tribulation, the final War to End all Wars.

Why is why we have Greta Thunberg, the great thunder mountain, thundering at us!

And sic because of the sickness, the plague, Covid 19. Or put more simply the ‘flu, the influenza the seasonal (largely) toxicosis of the body which occurs in the main due to vitamin D deficiency.

Made worse by lockdowns, masks and poison vaccines, poisons and toxins in the whole environment.

Vaccines and vaccinations. Vaccinations, an anagram of which is ‘Icon Vatican’. The icon is an image, the Vatican is a beast, so the image of the beast.

Vitamin D deficiency, D for what exactly? D for Dog, perhaps. The reverse of which is God. The God deficiency then.

Yes, the God, the heavenly Father, deficiency. D for Daddy then. That’s better, D for Daddy, a heavenly Daddy.

A Daddy to hold hands with as you go forward, like Christopher Robin and Pooh, or Pooh and Piglet.

The initial of which are C.R.A.P. or P.P.!! Crap or pee pee!? You think your life is crap do you? You think people are pee pee-ing on you?

Well, the heavenly Father understands. People have done this to Him for many, many years. Just like they did to His beautiful Boy who became a Man.

So, no fear, only Love, perfect Love. Fear destroys Love. But God is Love and

‘Perfect Love casts out fear.’

But I must say my thank yous. Thank you to all those who have given me the great honour of following my site. Thank you to those who comment, which is very helpful and encouraging.

I welcome anything, even if you disagree, because at least then we can reason together as we seek the truth. If we make mistakes we can always apologise, and anyway making mistakes is how we learn and do things better next time.

And thank you to Nelle, who has reblogged some of my posts. I never expected that, you are very kind Nelle.

If anyone thinks I might benefit from a link or information, let me know. I do my best to dig things out, but I rely on angels seen and unseen such as your good selves.

So tonight at the turn of the year I do hope you have yourselves a real good time, dancing , reading, whatever, whether quietly or noisily. Don’t keep the neighbours awake if they need to sleep, invite them round if they are not afraid. Invite them anyway to show you are not afraid.

Do keep looking after people in the best way you can, whatever that may mean.

And I look forward to being with you in the New Year tomorrow. Although when tomorrow arrives it will then be today!



P.S. don’t forget that ‘real’ in Spanish mean ‘royal’. If you are in Christ you can have a ‘real’ or ‘royal’ good time. Whether you are male or female, a king or a queen, why not dance to some Queen. This is a favourite of mine to dance to.

Tonight

I’m gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive

And the world, I’ll turn it inside out

Yeah!

I’m floating around

In ecstasy

So turn the world inside out people!

Stop Press!

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

23rd December, 2021

Why? Why not, that’s what I say. After all, this is my blog. Whose press then?

Well, I would say stop pressing people to get a vaccine, or as it is currently called, a booster. I don’t of course mean your good selves, dear readers, but the governments or indeed any of their lackeys.

Or the NHS or people who believe that because they are vaccinated you should be too. This is apparently due to them thinking (I use the term loosely) that if we all get vaccinated we shall achieve turd immunity.

Mmm? You think I have misspelled the word? You mean vaccinated? No? Well immunity then? No? Mmm, let’s see, let me think….. ah! I have it, you mean turd don’t you? Well, done Baldy, got there in the end.

Well, the thing is that if we all get vaccinated, people, many people sadly believe that this will enable us to all get on with our lives and not have to live with all the, to put it bluntly, bullshit, they have had to put up with over the last 20 months or so.

But don’t forget that an awful lot of people have had what, again to be blunt, are shitty lives. Whether in the shitty (sic) or the rural areas! It is too easy to forget there are shanty towns which are shitty, places where shit of all sorts gets dumped where it shouldn’t.

And now there is pressure to make their lives even worse with poisonous vaccines (this has been done before but not at the current scale). Assuming of course they are not merely saline. Who knows, people gladly will sell you nothing for something.

Anyway, vaccines do do not do anything for any kind of immunity as I have said elsewhere, and certainly not against turds. They are there all over the place, to be found online as people write lots of crap, a.k.a. rubbish, if you prefer, about Covid and a whole host of other things.

By the way did anyone spot my deliberate mistake there? Do do? Quite right. ‘Why did you do do that?’ I hear you cry. Well, ‘do do’ can be as in dog do, dog shit.

But really, who wants to think about such matters at Christmas, let alone any other time of the year. Except there are lots of people who do have to deal with such things at any time of the year, so do try and remember them and help where you can.

In the mean time I have been reading some headlines in a newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, or Torygraph as it has been called. I thought I would do a quick resume/observations of ones that caught my eye. From 21st December, 2021.

This website gives some pointers, and quotes in italics from this unless otherwise stated.

https://www.thepaperboy.com/uk/the-daily-telegraph/front-pages-today.cfm?frontpage=65573

The vax divide tearing us apart.

There is a young man and a young woman having an argument. They are arguing about who does the vax or vacs. This who is to do the cleaning before Christmas with the vacuum cleaner, I imagine.

On the other hand perhaps it is about the vaccine. I will have it, I won’t have it. ‘We’ll all die!’ ‘No we won’t, it’s the ‘flu!’.

‘You will kill me!’ ‘No I won’t, but if you have vaccine it might’.

‘You will infect me!’ ‘No, if the vaccine is going to protect you, then you will be okay.’

‘But it doesn’t fully protect me!’ ‘So why did you have it then?’

‘Because the government told me too!’ ‘No the government/NHS etc. offered it to you, advertised it incessantly, but it did not tell you too.’

‘My boss said I will lose my job if I don’t!’ ‘Go tell your boss to sod off (politely)’

‘But if I lose my job, we won’t be able to pay the mortgage!’ ‘If you are ill or maimed by the vaccine, you may not be able to work again. If you are dead you definitely won’t be able to work again. And while I am at it, why the hell did we borrow so much money to buy this pokey flat/apartment??’

Anyway, that sort of conversation may be ensuing. Telling your boss politely to sod off could be in the form of ‘Please sod off’ as this uses the polite word ‘please’.

It is however not quite what I meant, even though some of us may wish to use this or stronger language.

A carefully written letter to your employer may be of great use as in ‘Are you willing to accept all liability if I am ill within the next, say, 10 years or forever, whichever is the longer, as a consequence of taking the vaccine you say is necessary to remain employed at your firm/NHS etc. etc.’

There is an example online. Here is a link.

liability-vaccinationnotice-1

On the assumption your employer will not sign it then you can then say ‘Well then, I won’t have the vaccine.’ You should be able to explain why it is dangerous, and that you don’t wish to play Russian roulette with your body.

If they should possibly sign it then you will to review your options. People advise make sure your employer fires you and then you may be able to sue for unfair dismissal. But don’t leave merely because of undue pressure, unless you are happy to do so.

It is your judgement, but do seek advice as best you can and someone faithful to support you.

Confusion at Christmas

BORIS JOHNSON was last night urged to bring clarity to Christmas as plans were thrown into limbo amid uncertainty over new restrictions.

Well, Christmas is when many celebrate Jesus of Nazareth’s birth at Bethlehem. Many people forget this is what we used to do more whole heartedly. Perhaps Boris ‘Karloff’ Johnson might mention this.

He might also mention that the government has issued GUIDANCE. It says so on the website gov.uk under Coronavirus (COVID-19).

https://www.gov.uk/coronavirus

Apparently

You need to show your NHS COVID Pass at nightclubs, some venues and large events to show you’re fully vaccinated, have had a negative test result in the last 48 hours, or you have an exemption.

‘you have an exemption.’ Means you have a brain and don’t need to follow government advice, thank you all the same. If you don’t have a brain, then follow the advice if you can. Be ill or dead, but don’t expect me to bury or look after you as I have my hands full looking after the living.

By the way, the new restrictions are more or less the old restrictions rehashed to make the more confusing in a clear manner. Which probably doesn’t help.

So just ignore the GUIDANCE and have the best Christmas you can, helping friend and families (and enemies if you can).

I haven’t double checked but I strongly suspect that a negative test result might include a C- etc on a test paper, the cricket test was against your favorite side or indeed any other sporting test.

Or that you have had a pregnancy test. Current prices may be around £5.00 if you actually want one. If you are a man this should (I hope!) be negative. Otherwise you should be seriously worried.

This will be more problematic than Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu.

Trans people should be able to declare gender

This is blindingly obvious. If they are male, they can say they are male. If they are female they can say they are female.

If they are not sure which they are, then tell them to have a look and check their bodies for the tell-tale signs. The internet will help or another male or female, a.k.a as a sensible person.

If they are still unsure then they are confused. But don’t ask the government as it doesn’t know what it is either at the moment.

N.B. Anybody who is Trains gender is no doubt feeling chuffed with themselves (That’s my Christmas joke).

Frequent attenders ‘fuel increased pressure of GP’s’

This is not news. This has been the case for a long time. Too many people don’t know how to look after themselves properly.

In any event, GP’s in general only look at the internet nowadays it seems when you are there at the surgery. They will by and large only treat the symptoms, not the cause. And treat the symptoms with pointless poisonous neuro-toxic drugs.

Any old fuel (sic) should see this, like me and I did. Too many GP’s are fuel-ish (sic). It’s sickening.

Queen cancels Christmas at Sandringham

This is sad, as she will now only have the small space at Windsor Castle to run around in, together with other members of her extended family; we don’t know who.

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/queen-elizabeth-cancels-plans-spend-200000355.html

They will presumably have Windsor Great Park to run around in. I believe this is not quite 5,000 acres, so not very large for a queen and her family, however many turn up.

Of course they will have to share at least some of it with the smelly general public if the smelly general public are not afraid of venturing out given the ‘ghastly plague’.

The ‘ghastly plague’ maybe other members of the royal family, but again we don’t know how many will turn up.

Kahn cancels New Year’s Eve Trafalgar Square Event

This is presumably due to the ‘Wrath of Kahn’, a Star Trek film. Anyway, it seems Kahn, the mayor of London is saying you can’t.

Personally, I would tell him to go and jump in the Thames. Or throw him in, as I understand this is now government guidance for dealing with Covid 19, so it is alleged. I think you kahn, others may say you kahn’t. But I may be wrong, so do double check.

However, I daresay Nelson on top of his column may be happier as he won’t get woken up this year by the revellers. On the other hand, perhaps the revellers scare away the pigeons, and they won’t shit on Nelson for a bit.

There is a picture of a nurse holding something like a syringe in her right hand. I assume it is a nurse, but it could be an actor. She is wearing a mask for some reason. Perhaps the photographer might be able to give her Covid 19 or vice versa.

Or perhaps she is an actor after all, and doesn’t want to be recognised in case she gives the game away. Yes, I’ll go with that.

By the way, I think the plastic bit on top of the syringe is meant to come off and there is a needle underneath. You don’t need to worry that she might inject you with the plastic.

You should however be concerned that she might inject you with a poisonous vaccine. You just can’t tell so best to be safe, not sorry, and avoid them altogether. Unless you like Russian roulette.

High streets lose shoppers to ‘Covid-friendly’ retail parks

This is odd as you would have thought there will be lots of Covid around in retail parks if they are friendly to it. So go to High Streets instead where presumably they are not friendly to Covid. Anyway, small businesses need your help.

And I thought Covid 19 was number 1 enemy at the moment. All very odd.

I gather that Chichester Retail Park in West Sussex is very busy so lots of people crowding into the shops there presumably. I can’t see from my Cloud, its rather misty today.

So I reckon lots of social distancing going on if people are rather near to each other which seems likely. The crowds may ‘catch Covid’. There will another wave of Covid after Christmas as a result. This will be due to the vaccines among other things. And eating and drinking too much etc. etc.

But the blame will be put on the ‘ghastly plague’. People are mad, quite mad.

Boris emerges from ominous meeting to say the party’s not over…yet

Ominous has to do with Omicron I believe. Anyway, apparently the party’s not over it seems. That’s nice. I hope Boris and chums are having a good time at the party. I like a good party, especially if there is dancing. Any chance of an invite Boris?

Mind you, on second thoughts they might all threaten to vaccinate me. I really don’t want to be associated with all those needles, a.k.a. a load of pricks.

Moderna booster gives 50 pc more protection than Pfizer, says study.

Well, I make that 50% of 0 which is…don’t rush me…ah yes, 0. Clever Baldy. So whichever one you have, it doesn’t matter. Unless one is more dangerous than the other, in which case it does. But why take the risk? Don’t have either unless your brain is missing.

However, the headline might have meant 50 PC’s, Police Constables. I thought police constables were meant to protect the public; why do they need boosters? Unless boosters is another word for pay rises funded by big pharma. As opposed to the taxpayer footing the bill for the Bill.

On the same page is a photo of God with us Mac Ron, the president of Vichy or fishy France at the moment. There is a cuirassier guard to the right of him. It looks like a female, but you cannot be sure. ‘She’ has a slight smile, rather like the Mona Lisa.

Perhaps it is the Mona Lisa come to life. Perhaps the guard has just farted, and that’s why Mac Ron is seen to be putting on a mask before he is overwhelmed by the smell.

On the other hand, perhaps she is thinking ‘I wonder if anyone will notice if I cut off the head of the beast with my sword’.

Giant Millipedes may have roamed the North

Apparently a fossil was found on the beach at Howick in Northumberland. It is supposed to have been ‘…as long as a car’.

I think this is one of the April Fool’s that is written about each day now.

However, the BBC has more info.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-59734747

It says

When the giant millipede lived, 326 million years ago, the north-east of England had a much more tropical climate than today.

This specimen was found in what researchers believe was an old river channel. It may well not actually be the fossil of a dead creature, but an exoskeleton that was shed as the massive millipede grew.

“Finding these giant millipede fossils is rare, because once they died, their bodies tend to disarticulate, so it’s likely that the fossil is a moulted carapace that the animal shed as it grew,” said Mr Davies. “We have not yet found a fossilised head, so it’s difficult to know everything about them.”

One thing that can be said with certainty is, that in common with almost all millipedes, it did not have 1,000 legs – the researchers believe it had at least 32, but it may have been up to 64.

And

This fossil is just the third Arthropleura to be discovered, and is far older and larger than the two previous specimens which were both found in Germany.

So it was 360 million years old eh? Are you sure? Why are you so sure?

You believe where it was found ‘…was an old river channel’ do you? You only believe, you are not sure?

It may not be the fossil of the creature, but an exoskeleton. Really, well I never! But you’re not sure though, are you.

I see finding these fossils is rare. In fact this is only the third. I make that extremely rare, not just rare. The other two were found in Germany. Germany, the home of current germ theory. Mmm, German germ theory was, and is, a load of bollux too.

You haven’t yet found a fossilised head. And it’s difficult to know everything about them. So it might not be a fossil of the creature or even a millipede.

But it didn’t have a 1,000 legs. And probably, probably mind, 32 or maybe 64. As the Beatles might have sung ‘Will you still love it if it has 64?’

I could go on and on. But it is all bollux. It is something, but beyond that you can’t really be sure. Yet. If ever.

So another April Fool’s then, definitely. Some people will believe anything. Like thinking the vaccines are worth having etc. etc. Next please!

Brexiteers  concerned over Truss workload

So am I. She is being ‘trussed’ up of course. Next!

Prison inspectors say inmates should get keys to their cells

Excellent idea! Give them the front door key as well, and say they can go out all day as long as they are back by 11p.m. or else they will be on the naughty step and get their bottoms spanked by matron. Okay, some of them will enjoy that, but it’s the thought that counts. Next!

Government ministers say pensioners should be locked up in their homes

This is the current guidance, and due to the fact that prisoners may get the keys – see above.

Personally I think this is rubbish, and another April fool. In fact I can’t see it in the newspaper at all, so I think someone just made it up. Baldmichael’s on the naughty step, tut tut.

Like the one about Covid 19, a.k.a. the ‘flu and we are all going to die by, with or from it. Someday. Whateva’. Next!

Gambling by pensioners surged during lockdown.

I believe they were betting on whether Boris was going to lock them down again at Christmas to spoil their fun. Or whether it was worth the risk to go outside when the moronic version of the virus is raging.

Or which of their friends was going to go down with dementia, die or be debilitated or even defibrillated as result of having the poisonous vaccines. Next!

Murder suspect held after lightning strike

I thought at first that they were trying to blame an innocent man for a murder clearly caused by lighting. Silly me.

It was the yacht. ‘Oh lord, please bring justice’ cried out the murder victims family. ‘Right oh’ said the Lord. BAM! ‘Bother’ said the Lord (I think that’s what He said). ‘Missed, and only hit his yacht!’

Many of you are no doubt wondering why the Lord has not hit a lot of people this year with His lightening. I asked Him. He says that it takes a while to charge up the generators, and although He has a lot of wonderful angels on the job, they can’t do everything at once.

Miracles the angels can do straightaway. The impossible takes a little longer. Be patient a little longer please.

And don’t forget to do your own bit of loving while you can in the meanwhile. Next!

Rebel democrat tells Biden he will not be beaten up

That’s Joe Biden will not be beaten up, not the rebel democrat. No, apparently Joe Biden is going to be put in a peach or something like that, then hung (out to dry), drawn (on by anybody who wants to) and quartered (in a home for the mentally bewildered).

This will probably be the same as the one in which Jack Nicholson starred in, ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. Jack’s character got smothered with a pillow by Will Sampson who played “Chief” Bromden.  Jack’s character had had a lobotomy.

So as Joe Biden has no brain either, perhaps Jack might like to have a go as “Chief” Bromden as Will Sampson is dead. Next!

A conspiracy of silence has left us trapped in permanent Covid fear.

This makes reference to the headline and article.

Well, some of us have not been silent. We have been shouting from the roof tops – well, okay, in my case from my Cloud – ‘Oi, read the GUIDANCE. You don’t have to be this stupid. It’s GUIDANCE. This means you don’t have to do it. Nanny state is not there to tell you what to do all the time.

Look, if you don’t wake up soon, it will be telling you how to wipe your bottoms next.’

Gordon Bennett (distant cousin of Elizabeth Bennett – Pride and Prejudice – on her mother’s side), have you all lost your marbles??!….(bang, bang, bang)…. sound of Baldmichael beating his head against brick wall in despair. Next!

Stop this perpetual spiral of restrictions

This means ignore the restrictions and get on with your lives, loving people, including yourself, as best you can.

Although note the Telegraph article I found this.

https://www.wbur.org/news/2021/09/03/covid-endemic-perpetual-pandemic

It says in a sub-link According to data from North Carolina public health officials, vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.

In the link it says among other things.

Even with highly effective vaccines, the number of post-vaccination cases is expected to rise as virus transmission goes up and as more people are vaccinated.

And

Patients are counted as vaccinated if they provide proof of vaccination or if their vaccination status can be verified through North Carolina’s Covid-19 Vaccination Management System (CVMS). Patients who are not vaccinated, partially vaccinated, cannot provide proof of vaccine or whose vaccination status cannot be confirmed in CVMS are categorized as unvaccinated.

I cannot see where it says ‘vaccinated individuals are four times less likely to get COVID-19, and 15 times less likely to die of it.’ Anybody help me?

It does indicate that case will rise, among other things, due to the vaccines. This is not surprising, the vaccines poison you, so what do you expect.

Those who are counted as unvaccinated are, in fact, going to include some vaccinated or partly vaccinated. Perhaps even a lot of vaccinated.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/onsdefinitionofunvaccinated

So in other words the main article is a load of bollux. CDC people mutilating statistics are lying, conniving bastards. Or bars-turds, sons of turds, bullshitters.

People will believe anything nowadays. I hope you don’t. Next!

Get Boosted nOw

This shows a picture of a lady with the words Get Boosted nOw. The O in now is large so that people can realise that when you get injected you will go ‘Ow!’

What you will say when you fall ill from the jab is unclear. ‘Woe is me!’ probably.

What you will say when you are dead from the jab is not recorded, but then the dead don’t usually speak.

The lady’s look does not inspire me with great confidence, but then I am biased; I know the vaccine is at best pointless (apart from the needle which has a point with which to inject you. If it didn’t have a point, there would be no point, would there?).

There are a couple of whiches there. This is an indication of the witches who will be injecting you. This is a case of whichcraft of course.

To sum up

We are likely to be in for a tough winter. The next wave of deaths will be vaccine fueled as the latest variety of Stupid 20 runs riot in the nation of the UK and no doubt elsewhere. What shall I call it? Mmm…

…well, I suppose as omicron is the Covid 19 vaccine variant (caused by the vaccines), I will make mine the moronic variant.

Better still, the chronic moronic version. So let’s say this is a Christmas Special, The Two Chronies’ starting O’Micronie Barkingmad and Moronie Corbetthiswill runandrun.

For those of you who would like a Christmas Special which will help you relax why not try The Two Ronnies.

And don’t forget that the Lord God

‘He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to Him all are alive’

Thank God.

P.S. My next post should be ‘Away in a manger’ for Christmas Eve

In the news –2021 – part 2

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

17th December, 2021

If you missed part 1 here’s the link. In the news – 2021 – part 1

Why has Germany advised against Oxford/AstraZeneca jab for over-65s?

Jan 28, 2021

From

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/28/why-has-germany-advised-against-oxfordastrazeneca-jab-for-over-65s

Explainer: Move attributed to ‘insufficient data’ but experts say no evidence vaccine doesn’t work

This needs a comma adding. It should say Move attributed to ‘insufficient data’ but experts say no evidence, vaccine doesn’t work’ No doubt a full stop instead of a comma would do as well.

God says vaccines should not be given to anyone except those who promote vaccines.

When he catches that SoB Satan, he will castrate him. An angel reminded God that this took place about 6,000 years ago which is why he wriggled on the ground like a snake.

UK Covid live: Starmer tells Johnson he lacks authority to enforce plan B after Christmas party revelations

From

https://vnexplorer.net/uk-covid-live-starmer-tells-johnson-he-lacks-authority-to-enforce-plan-b-after-christmas-party-revelations-eu20213433129.html

I believe this is fake news. It should have read ‘Starmer tells Johnson he lacks authority.’ It is not clear whether Starmer or Johnson lacks authority.

Editor’s note: both lack authority, anyone with half a brain can see that.

New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy wins tight election race

From Wall Street Journal.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/new-jersey-governor-race-is-still-too-close-to-call-11635940355

It is understood that the candidates may have been drunk during the race if they were tight. This should be investigated at once. Surely there is a case for disqualification if true.

There should not be discrimination as regards to race, whatever type of race that may be, otherwise it is racist.

However, an anonymous caller said the headline should have read ‘…tight erection lace.’ This sounds very peculiar. Perhaps as it was the democratic candidate who won (allegedly), the biggest prick won.

The prick aspect has to do with his plans for vaccine mandates it seems.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/27/gov-phil-murphy-advisors-caught-talking-about-covid-19-mandate-on-camera/

Editor’s note: Vaccines are administered via pricks, a.k.a. needles. I do not know what the administrators of vaccines are called.

Fact check: COVID-19 variants named after Greek letters, not military code

From

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/12/08/fact-check-omicron-name-coronavirus-variant-not-military-code/8878142002/

Why we’re using the Greek alphabet: WHO renames COVID-19 variants with Greek letter names to avoid confusion, stigma.

And

The World Health Organization called the latter practice “stigmatizing and discriminatory.”

Please note the WHO has used the Greek letter, stigma, in these sentences. Yet they are trying to avoid confusion? I think they are being hypocritical. Either that or incompetent. It’s the WHO, so I’ll go with both.

I note the sources include USA today. Nothing like quoting yourself as an unbiased witness. This is the same as Ursula von Der Leyen saying that she has no interest in vaccines when her husband Heiko, is a director of the gene therapy company for vaccines, Orgenesis. See

https://www.italy24news.com/News/287882.html

I note usatoday says

Our fact-check work is supported in part by a grant from Facebook.

It is understood that in fact this should have read ‘Our fat check (or cheque for those of us in the UK who can spell properly) work is supported in part by a grant from Facebook.

This makes more sense. Facebook are unbiased of course. Like Ursula Von Der Leyen.

Omicron Variant: Ban Travels From South Africa, Others, Virologists Tell FG

Nov 28, 2021

From Punch Newspapers in Nigeria

https://punchng.com/omicron-variant-ban-travels-from-safrica-others-virologists-tell-fg/

Some more detailed observations are called for.

‘The PUNCH reports that some renowned virologists in Nigeria have called on the Federal Government to be swift in its emergency response to the recently-discovered B.1.1.529 strain of COVID-19, first detected in South Africa.

A swift is a bird. Birds fly. Omicron is the ‘flu and has presumably flown in from Africa. However, swifts fly south to Africa from the UK for the winter. So the outbreak in the UK cannot be the seasonal ‘flu due to lack of vitamin D etc.

Thus I arrive at the reasonable conclusion that the outbreak in the UK is due to something else. The vaccines no doubt. Or it has been made up. A mixture of both perhaps.

Stupid 20 also a likely cause. For Nigeria see below.

The virologists including the Chairman, Expert Review Committee on COVID-19, Prof Oyewale Tomori; ex-National Chairman of the Association of Public Health Physicians of Nigeria, Prof Tanimola Akande; and a Professor of Medical Virology at the University of Maiduguri, Prof Marycelin Baba, made this known in separate interviews with Sunday PUNCH.

Omicron is about the fifth variant of COVID-19 discovered and named since the outbreak of the pandemic about two years ago.’

The three virologists cannot count. It is a lot more than about. The WHO has labelled rather more variants than this. You can count them yourself. The virologists are ‘renowned’ for what exactly? Getting things wrong perhaps. See also Stupid 20  mentioned earlier.

 “Measures taken by countries like UK, Italy and other European countries are country-specific. These countries are already battling with a heavy burden of the 4th COVID-19 wave. I, therefore, think these countries are taking positions that are to their own interest.”

In the UK I am battening down the hatches for the next wave of crap from the government. These tsunamis are a real pain.

He also said the new Southern African variant would “herald and most likely worsen the imminent fourth wave,” adding that “containment measures in schools, religious centres among others were not really stopped but enforcement level is very low.”

Typical, just blame South Africa for the variant, when your own house is not in order.

Experts including the Commissioner for Health in Lagos State, Prof Akin Abayomi, had warned of a possible spike during the festive period, even as the NCDC continues to advocate hygiene practices and adherence to public health protocols while the National Primary Health Care Development Agency keeps pushing for mass vaccination to achieve herd immunity.

Akin Abayomi has warned of a possible spike. There will an awful lot of spikes if vaccines go ahead, as spikes are another name for needles.

Spikes in illnesses and deaths will occur because of the vaccines, if there is anything in them of course.

As regards the ‘renowned’ virologists I am renouning them, as in giving them a new name.

Oyewale Tomori – to now be ‘O ye Wally Tomorrow’

Tanimola Akande – to now be ‘Brown Tooth A Candy’.

Marycelin Baba – to now be ‘Mary Selling Blah Blah’

And the Commissioner for Health can be

Akin Abayomi – ‘Achin’ O’Bey O’Mi’. This is probably short for O’Micron, and he presumably had Irish roots.

Chaos as Boris Johnson and NHS make conflicting promises over booster rollout

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-and-nhs-give-different-advice-on-boosters-121300299.html

Apparently Boris ‘Karloff’ Johnson has said 1 million boosters a day will be delivered.

This is incorrect. What he actually meant is that 1,000,000 roosters will be delivered. This is due to a shortage of turkeys. Personally, I think that roosters are tough old birds. Ann Widdecombe comes to mind. Go tell Boris to get stuffed, will you Ann.

The Rolling Stones sang about a ‘Little Red Rooster’. I say to Boris he can shove his Little Red Booster where the sun don’t shine. This would be the North Pole as it is dark all day at the moment. Satan Claws might like them though, he likes poisoning people and lives up there so I’ve heard.

Johnson ‘apologises unreservedly’ over No 10 Christmas party video

From

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/dec/08/boris-johnson-apologises-unreservedly-over-no-10-christmas-party-video

There have been issues apparently over Downing Street staff parties during lockdown. This is shocking. Whatever next? People will think they weren’t allowed to have parties during lockdowns.

Well, if you were one of those dimbos who thought you weren’t, think again. You were never stopped from having a party, merely you stopped yourselves by stopping thinking critically, if you have been thinking at all. Please see my link on guidance at bottom of this post for further advice if you struggle with this.

It is of interest that there was allegedly a battle of Dimbos. Personally I think this is fake news, but is nevertheless very funny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dimbos

Wake up dimbos, you have been had.

Please note Boris apologised for the video, not for the parties. These were perfectly reasonable. The video should not have been released, as this now means people know about the parties.

And might, just might (unless they are dimbos), think ‘This is a bit suspect, has someone one released the video deliberately to try and wake people up?’

Yes, well done, go to the top of the class.

Sometimes I wonder, I really do, do I have to do all the thinking around here? And don’t say yes, otherwise I will give you a piece of my mind.

Ontario NDP Deputy Leader Sara Singh issued the following statement:

From

https://tba.ontariondp.ca/news/ndp-calls-earlier-vaccinations-and-boosters-free-rapid-tests-combat-omicron

She has said

Omicron is here and Ontario must mobilize every available resource to start giving booster shots to all adults right away — why is Doug Ford waiting until January? Why isn’t he giving our heroic public health units the support they need to ramp up vaccines and give hundreds of thousands of shots per day?

The government must also get kids five to 11 vaccinated immediately, which means more culturally appropriate education, and school-based vaccine clinics so that parents who can’t take a day off to get each child vaccinated can approve their shot and get it done quickly.

We still need enough paid sick days for people to stay home when they’re sick, mandatory vaccination for all health and education workers, smaller class sizes to reduce kids’ contacts, and an acknowledgment that COVID is airborne with better ventilation in schools and workplaces.

Well Sara Singh, Baldmichael has done some research. Apparently, Ontario has about 13.6 million people. I assume nurses generally do the shots. Although they do not call the shots as they say, as useless politicians and useless managers do this.

Anyway I gather there are possibly 7 nurses per 1000. From

https://rnao.ca/fr/policy/letters/nursing-numbers-ontario

If you want to check the link, put this into a browser as it doesn’t seem to work for some reason as a standard link.

I make this 95,200 nurses, so less than 100,000. But this is in 2013.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/an-alarming-exodus-ontario-nursing-sector-slammed-with-staffing-shortage-as-many-rethink-careers-1.5522610

The above link suggest my numbers may be optimistic. So if the nurses are doing something else this may cause problems jabbing people in large numbers.

Perhaps they could be given machine guns to shoot the populace with the shots? Get them to stand in a line, bend over pull their trousers etc. down, expose their nether regions and rat-a-tat tat, job or jab done.

But I had to come up with this Sara Singh, what is your idea then?

From the earlier link.

“Last week, our ICU had only two nurses for one-on-one care overnight, so they couldn’t leave their unit to get to the lab, etc.,” he said.

It is believed that this is a spelling mistake and should have read ‘… they couldn’t leave their unit to get to the lav, etc.’ This sounds desperate. Perhaps they should consider using a bed pan, one of those cardboard things like the patients do.

Again

After working through a pandemic on the frontlines of the health-care sector understaffed and overworked, Umaigba said that nurses are at the end of their rope.

Umaigba may come from Gambia as this is an anagram in her name. If nurses are at the end of their rope, are they being hung?

I see it is said ‘one might think nurses across the province are now able to take a collective breath, but Umaigba said that isn’t the case.’

Still, they managed to take time out for the two nurses to stop and have their photo taken when there was nobody in the unit. Unless they were turfed out of the beds especially for the shot. The photo, not the vaccine I mean.

Editors’ note: When we say ‘turfed out of there (sic) beds’, we mean the sic (sic) who were ill in the unit, not the nurses. We hope that is clear.

Ford Government Pressed for Earlier Vaccinations and Boosters, Free Rapid Tests to Combat Omicron

From

Sara Singh expands on her earlier comments.

Apparently Doug Ford is not impressed by her question re Ontario Cannabis Shop.

Bearing in mind Sara Singh doesn’t seem to have ever run a business, perhaps Ford has a point.

Bearing in mind Sara doesn’t have much idea about the state of the nursing numbers, Ford definitely has a point. Why did he apologise?

‘Sorry, I did not mean to call her an idiot. I meant imbecile.’ Easy to get the wrong word when talking to people like Sara Singh. Her initials are S.S.

This reminds me of a certain organisation set up in Germany a while back. Is this significant?

Jill Biden Says Old Joe Biden is Sharp as a Tack. She Wouldn’t Lie, Would She?

From

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/12/jill-biden-says-old-joe-biden-sharp-tack-she-robert-spencer/

It is understood she was misheard. She said ‘Sharp as a tick’. Ticks are annoying and are troublesome to remove. Like mentally retarded presidents from offices.

However, it may be that tack is correct as in tacking as in sailing, going from one side to the other. In Joe’s case this is known as rambling.

When Americans look today to see if Joe Biden is mentally fit to be the president of the United States, figurehead that he is, they may see a video that began circulating Wednesday of Biden telling a story about a poor woman who had to park in a McDonald’s parking lot so that her children could use the Internet to do their homework. “This is the United Steaks of Amer, for God’s sake,” Biden exclaimed, and hilarity ensued. (This is how it sounds to me, “United Steaks of Amer.” It has been widely quoted as “United Steak of America.” Judge for yourself.)

Maybe it’s too harsh to take that as a sign of mental decay on Biden’s part

Well, it seems to me that if you go to a McDonald’s (anything to do with Trump by the way?), then steak may be on the menu. Or in the beefburger. Unless they put horse meat in it, I don’t know.

So what’s the big deal? Cheeseburger, fries, coke all for the price of a vaccine no doubt.

Still, the stakes are high in this game of hunt the jabber. Which is why Joe was probably referring to them. It’s a game of poker you see. The demoncrats poker you in the arm with the vaccine, and all being well, you will drop down dead and they collect your money.

The article talks about mental decay. I think the real issue is tooth decay. Sorry, misspelled that. I meant truth decay; the truth has decayed so it is difficult to tell truth from lies any more.

News round up

So Baldmichael expects that the vaccines will be doing their usual job of harming and killing people, and cases rise as a consequence. Boris Johnson will be ordering several thousand cases.

This may be cases of wine for the cabinet parties he may throw etc. Or this may be the whines that the omicron variant is going to severely affect the UK. The vaccines will be the variant and the shit may hit the fan over the winter as a consequence.

Brace yourselves for the storm, boost vitamin D and C etc. as required.

I would point out that it is said ‘All roads lead to Rome’. It will be of interest for people to note that Vaccination is an anagram of ‘Icon Vatican.’ Or even ‘I con Vatican’, the con or hoax of the Vatican.

With that cheerful thought I will leave you.

P.S. Some links for you. Have a very Happy Christmas if I forget to say it before Christmas day.

V is for…..Vaccination

Various Variants – Covid 19

Joe Biden

G is for…..guidance

In the news – 2021 – part 1

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

16th December, 2021

N.B. Please note this post may contain a scene of a distressing nature (hint: Joe Biden). Some words may offend (hint: like Joe Biden, but there may be others).


I thought I should update you on what is going on in the UK/world from a UK perspective. For my sins, I have decided to review the headlines from the Daily Telegraph. I find it easier to read in that old fashioned spread sheet paper version than others such as the Times.

I do read other papers though; perhaps I may get a copy of something else and look at that. If it is not worth reading, I can always use it to light a fire.

To be honest, most newspapers are like that. The puzzles sections can be good though. Often the best bit.

All too often nowadays I read things and say to myself as I scan the articles ‘Bollux, bollux, complete bollux, bo…mmm, now that’s interesting, bollux, bollux’ etc. etc.

Anyway, here is a selection of headlines and my perspective/rewrite. Which may or may not be true. But hopefully funnier.

I have the strong suspicion that most of the newspapers are just running April Fool stories, whether or not it is April (which is isn’t today). They have been running them for over 20 months now, every day it seems. Here goes with mine.

Scrap use of BAME Label, race board tells Johnson.

Boris Johnson’s racial disparities commission is apparently to recommend the above. Instead of Black, Asian and minority ethnic it should become Dark, Asian and minority ethnic.

The new acronym will become DAME. This is very suitable as there is ‘nothing like a dame’ according to ‘The South Pacific’, a Polynesian publication.

Whether it will be of any use to the statisticians collecting data is a moot point.

Boris Johnson is alleged to have said he is recommending that the race board should be scrapped as he now realises that there is only one human race.

The Coalition of Race Equality Organisations (Core) has said that it is fearful that the commission could act as a fig leaf for inaction.

God has said fig leaves were never any good for covering up anything sinful. He should know; He was there in the Garden of Eden and He told Adam and Eve the same thing.

Police struggle to fight rise in scam messages from criminal gangs.

This was a misprint, as it should have read ‘Spam messages’.

Monty Python have indicated that spam is wonderful, so what are the police worried about?

Baldmichael has however commented that spam contains sodium nitrite and that is harmful to health, so police are right to be concerned.


Police aware of 7,000 sex reports.

It has been said these reports are issued termly to parents to indicate what sex their child has decided upon during term time. This varies according to the mood of the child and whether they want to get out of a particularly hard piece of homework.

It is not clear why the police should want to know this, but it is believed that this is easier than catching criminals.

However, it is understood that the sex reports are largely logged on line by Soma Sara and her team who set up a website. It has been observed that a large number of the sex reports indicate that the girls involved had got themselves drunk. It is not clear who supplied the alcohol.

The reports do also indicate instances of inappropriate behaviour/inaction by staff and pupils of all sexes.

Baldmichael says this clearly indicates how far society has fallen into chaos as a result of not observing the Most High’s commandments to love God and love their neighbour as themselves.

Illegal on the streets means illegal on line

It is not clear as to the full application of this. For example, it is illegal to urinate or defecate in a public place. This includes the streets.

However, it is quite impossible to urinate on line. I mean how can you urinate from the Cloud?? Mind you, up here on my Cloud if I get caught short I have no toilet to use. So I have to stand or sit (I said sit please note) on the edge and err, well you know.

So should you be standing underneath at the time and the rain seems yellow, then I suggest you seek shelter immediately.

If you should find that there is a sudden hail storm of brown stones then it is probably too late as these tend to come and go suddenly without warning. Best in reality to avoid going under clouds as you never know what might descend.

If you should hear a clap of thunder, this may be me, sorry about that. If it is followed by a warm wind, this can herald the brown stones, so this can be helpful as an advanced warning.

God says He has the same problem which is why in the Acts of the Apostles it talks about a ‘rushing mighty wind’.

Dutch doctors group approves euthanasia for incompetent people.

This is from

https://alexschadenberg.blogspot.com/2021/12/dutch-doctors-group-approves-euthanasia.html

It is understood that Dutch doctors have signed their own death warrant as they have become incompetent. Some people are mad.

Mind you, perhaps it’s the Dutch for you. If they can speak Double Dutch what do you expect?

Québec committee supports euthanasia for incompetent people but not for mental illness.

This is from another post on the same site as above.

https://alexschadenberg.blogspot.com/2021/12/quebec-committee-approves-euthanasia.html

It looks like the incompetent are in for the chop. I gather Justin Trudeau works in Quebec. So this seems like good news to me. Just make sure he doesn’t cross the border before you get him, will you?

Dutch Cynicism and the Burqa Ban

This is from Zeta Moire. I assume Zeta is a she, but anything is possible nowadays. I assume Zeta is not one of the variants of Covid 19 – see link at end.

Zeta talks about a ‘trans-Western project’. So is this the trans-gender movement behind this?

Anyway, I gather the ban is now in place. Yet apparently face masks are now required?? Wakey, wakey people! Or ‘Wakker worden, Wakker worden’ in Dutch.

This is ‘Wakker worden, Wakker worden, Wakker worden, Wakker worden’ in double Dutch of course, for those that don’t understand Dutch.

Alternatively in another universe this can be anagrammed as ‘wanker worked, wanker worked’.

Or ‘wanker worked, wanker worked, wanker worked, wanker worked’ in double Th’ Cud of course. I don’t know what this may mean. Th’ Cud is the anagram of Dutch in another universe.

France and the Burqa Ban

I understand these are banned in France. But masks are required nowadays??

Wakey, wakey people! Or ‘éveillé éveillé’ in French. This really means come out of the veil like a bride! The bride of Christ!! The bridegroom wants to see your face. Don’t we all.

The following is an extract from the Brittas Empire, a T.V. series in the UK based around the goings on of a leisure centre.

Series 7 (1997)

The Elephant’s Child

Linda finds Tim trying to catch a chill, to avoid the bungee jump

Tim: Gavin thinks I’m tough, but just the thought of that bungee jump scares me to death!

Linda: You’re going to die anyway if you get pneumonia.

Tim: Well, I don’t mind dying of something I’m not scared of.

This reminds me of Covid 19, except that many are very scared of it. It’s only the ‘flu. Get over it. As to how to get over it, see my other pages. Ask if you are stuck.

The key question Joe Biden must answer in his debut UN General Assembly speech Sep 21, 2021 by Frederick L. Shiels

The key question us is ‘where’s wally? or ‘where’s your brain mate?’ It could even be ‘where’s your willy’. But that’s silly, it’s in the middle of Joe Biden’s name, Joe Robinette Biden. See my link for further explanation.

Article by FOX NEWS Adam Shaw: Joe Biden calls son Hunter ‘smartest guy I know’ amid questions over business dealings

This is from The Daily Hatch Oct 29, 2020.

This is rather worrying for a president with no brain. They say that intelligence runs in the family. Along with stupidity.

Intelligence and Joe Biden is an oxymoron. Joe is a moron in need of oxygen. And a brain of course.

Biden Administration Issues Vaccine Mandates Impacting 100 million U.S. Workers. 27 States Sue.

From Time Surf Nov 6, 2021

This is confusing. It seems Sue (whoever she is) states it is only 27 people, not 100 million U.S. workers. There is a discrepancy here. We need a fact checking site to verify the truth. Provided such sites are not biased and are not being paid fat cheques to lie. Anybody checking?

I found this picture of Joe and Jill Biden at a soldiers ‘homecoming’ event. I gather there was a lot of ‘coffin’ going on (no disrespect intended). Coffin is a sign of Covid 19 symptoms, especially when you are dead. Covid 19 responsible for a lot of things, including the brave soldiers who died in Afghanistan as a result of Joe Biden’s incompetence (among other demonrats).

As far as I can tell, Joe may be thinking (I use the term loosely) ‘Where’s my wallet?’ Or maybe ‘is my pacemaker working?’ He needs one, he hasn’t got a heart.

Or ‘It says on my wrist prompter DO NOT LOOK AT WATCH WHEN THE COFFINS FILE PAST!’

I see Jill Biden has her right hand on her left tit. What is her left hand doing? Somebody once said ‘Do not let your right hand know what your left hand is doing.’ Any thoughts as to where it is?

Controlling the string to the right tit I imagine. I mean Joe Biden of course, as he is a right tit.

From Nottinghamshire County Council

Face coverings – these are shown with two handles so that two people can hold them whilst looking lovingly into each other’s eyes. Or pull ferociously in opposite directions if it is the last mask and there is a 0.01 % of dying. 

Work from home – if your home doesn’t look like this then you are buggered. If you haven’t got any work you may be buggered. If you are buggered, then…it is probably the government listening in to you. Why, what else does it mean? They have bugged you, er surely?

Covid passes – mandatory in certain settings. If this is a problem to you, change the settings on your phone.

N.B. The picture shows a type of phaser, à la Star Trek. This is to indicate this is phaser 3. The first two phasers are not shown as it is assumed the viewer of the picture is intelligent. Personally, I think pigs might fly myself given what people are doing nowadays.

N.B.B. there are 5 days between phaser 1 and phaser 2. There are 2 days between phaser 2 and phaser 3.

5 + 2 =? Answers on a postcard please. I don’t care where you send it.

It is important to see there is a significant difference in the time lengths between phasers. Why it is important, don’t ask me as I didn’t come up with the stupid poster, the government did.

N.B.B.B. This stands for Nota Bene Bebe. See be-below.

Unvaccinated mothers urge pregnant women to get jabbed

From

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/unvaccinated-mothers-urge-pregnant-women-to-get-jabbed

Pregnant women are being urged to get the vaccine by unvaccinated mothers. Why aren’t the nurses doing this? Why should unvaccinated mothers have to do the work?

If the unvaccinated mothers aren’t vaccinated, why aren’t they vaccinated? Are they jealous that someone might have more children than them, so want them poisoned by the Nazi vaccines? I’m confused.

Anyway, I thought everybody was supposed to be a pregnant person nowadays (if they want to be). Or a child rearing person, not a mother which is racist or something like that.

Bloody stupid I call it. I shall self-identify as an invincible mech-warrior or X Terminator, and marmalise the cretinous people who come up with such drivel.

Below is a picture of a pregnant person. I cannot tell if it is male or female. If it is female, it will be a WOMAN. If it is male it will be a MAN. If it is a man, he will have a cushion up his jumper. And something strapped to his chest.

Either that or he has a beer belly, and something strapped to his chest.

N.B. It could conceivably be a woman with a cushion stuffed up her jumper. I don’t know, do I?!

To be continued…

P.S. Do not have any vaccines unless you are into self-harm or like playing Russian roulette with your body. Do not play Russian roulette with your unborn child’s life (if you have one) as they have no choice in the matter.

If you are into self-harm or Russian roulette please don’t. I or others will try to help if we can. Life is better than that.

V is for…..Vaccination

Various Variants – Covid 19

Joe Biden

If you still think masks are worth wearing against the ‘flu, a.k.a. Covid 19 try M is for…..Masks