The news from The Times newspaper, 9th May, 2022
By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
14th May, 2022
What is time, times and half a time times two? 42 perhaps? Well, there are four words with ‘time’ and there is a ‘two’. 4 & 2, 42. It’s all how you look at it you see. Like life in general, glass half full, or half empty.
Anyway, I’m here today to look at the news which takes my fancy. Let’s take a look.
Bonfire of EU laws in bid to boost the economy
Excellent idea. There is probably enough paperwork to keep us going in the UK into the next century. Fuel the power stations, no need to worry about oil and gas. Then they can reduce the ridiculous increases in energy prices driven by the poxy war in the Ukraine which has been an excuse to hike up prices.
And increase the false prophets (sic) of multinationals, a.k.a. George Soros Inc.
By the way there’s no rain at the moment in the UK, just lovely sunshine and fluffy white clouds.
“’ello, ello, ello, what’s this then, racist language. Oi shall ’ave to book you sunshine”.
Big sigh, it’s the no-thought police again.
“Look officer, it’s a poetic form, the clouds are I suppose now I examine closely various shades of gray, but ‘fluffy various shades of gray clouds’ is very wordy and doesn’t work does it?
Now sod off, I’m busy. Go and arrest a proper criminal like a doctor giving Remdesivir to a disabled patient.”
Putin must suffer same fate as the Nazis says Wallace
No, not Wallace Simpson, she’s dead, the King Edward the VIII one. And no, not the one who likes Wensleydale cheese Grommit.
This is Ben Wallace, defence secretary. I assume he means by this that Putin should be taken to the USA like other Nazi scientists were at the end of WW2 and who would be useful to the states and make lots of Nazi drugs and rockets to annihilate the world.
Or maybe stay in Germany as many did after WW2 and go back into the administration to help run things as they knew how to do such things. And how to write lots of lovely long laws and regulations on how many apples you are allowed to grow on a tree, that sort of thing.
Or diesel vehicle emissions (subject to exceptions on German firms such as Volkswagen).
You know what I mean I’m sure, such laws as those that now come out of the Fourth Reich, a.k.a. the European Union.
Anyway, I see Ben went to Millfield School in ‘Zumerset’, England. It is not known for academic achievement. He became a captain in the British Army I gather, not a high rank.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wallace_(politician)
I may look at him in more detail in due course, but I’ll be blunt Ben; you’re a wally. Perhaps they don’t teach you much at Millfield regarding history or perhaps you were too busy playing sport to listen attentively.
The Nazis were German and there are now neo-Nazis in the Azov battalion fighting on the side of the Ukraine. They are not very nice, they are Nazi, it’s in the name.
Putin may be a dictator but trying to compare him to the Nazis whilst ignoring the Nazis in the Ukraine army (let alone the medical Nazis in the UK) is undiplomatic. Get a grip.
I see it was the 77th anniversary of the defeat of the Nazis in WW2 on the 8th of May. Except of course they weren’t properly defeated at all, hence the current crisis. 77 comes up a bit. In the UK we have 77th brigade (especially to counter misinformation in the so-called crisis), and Boris Johnson 77th prime minister for example. Mmm…
As regards Ben Wallace, I think his school report for his work as defence secretary will read ‘Could do better, needs to revisit his history books, and hone his observational and PR skills.’
Now I can finally share the secret, says new Doctor Who star
This is to be Ncuti Gatwa. He is to be the new Doctor Who. His hair has been dyed white (can I say that?) for the role I believe according to the photo of him. They call him the first black actor in the role although he is really brown.
An anagram of his name is “actin gut wa” so I guess he was likely to go into acting, he had this gut feeling. I haven’t watched Doctor Who for years. I don’t think I missed much since and I doubt I ever will.
Some ask if all this is the BBC agenda to brainwash the UK into accepting transgender, trans-race theories etc. Certainly is.
I forecast Doctor Who will regenerate into a banana and a bowl of nuts. This will make a fruit cake, which is why the Doctors tend to be as nutty as etc. etc.
Oh, by the way, I understand the secret is that Doctor Who is going to pan with the audience figures.
People not very keen on doctors now they realise they poison sick relatives with big pharma drugs including vaccines and cancer treatments, so this makes sense.
Cancer target is missed as patients wait too long
You should be grateful as this means you will not be injected with poisonous drugs sooner than you thought. Although if you have had the vaccines this might get rid of the need for treatment for cancer as you might be dead as a consequence.
There has been a record investment with an extra £2 billion I gather, although I didn’t ask for it. Big pharma will be happy though.
I have had immune-therapy and now know it was pointless. Indeed, I believe it damaged my pituitary gland, hence my energy issues.
The NHS is basically a waste of money, except for certain bits like the paramedics. Oncologists poisoning people with very expensive big pharma drugs when all we need is good untainted food and drink.
There is a war on people and the medical Nazis and bureaucratic beasts must be destroyed forever.
GPs battling for mental health referrals
I thought at first it was the doctors wanting to be referred. Given that GP’s have lost the plot re Covid 19, a.k.a the ‘flu, they certainly need referring, if not certifying completely insane.
I have no sympathy with them at all, wearing masks thinking they will help, not examining patients properly, they have become a largely useless bunch pushing big pharma pills as a sop to people’s real issues.
However, it seems the mental problems referred to in the headline are the patients who are suffering. It says ‘Most GPs are working beyond their competence…’. I stop there in the quote as this says it all.
Most GP’s are incompetent and only look at the list of symptoms on their computer screens and don’t do properly analysis of organise tests. Veterinary surgeons are probably better organised or even dentists who can x-ray your teeth in minutes with the results on a screen in front of you.
In the NHS you will be lucky nowadays to even see your scans. I have yet to see mine since the start of April 2020.
I see there are not enough psychiatrists. The word means psychiatrists ‘sad souls’. They, the psychiatrists, are themselves mentally challenged all too often and do not understand bio-chemistry, being brought up I understand on Freudian theories.
In my books and experience (I will tell you about it sometime), they are very flawed beings. They will often say that those who are saner than they are have a psychosis.
Those who get seen by these fools are more than likely to suffer mental abuse than be healed.
So most of the NHS staff are mental nowadays, blindly following so-called rules and regulations from ignorant bureaucrats who don’t have to do the hard work on the wards.
Demolish the NHS and start again, salvage what we can from the mess.
Somerset ‘has no NHS dental care’
That’s ‘the tooth, the hole in the tooth, and nothing but the tooth’ I understand. Perhaps they can ask Jacinda Ardern for help as she has lots of teeth and is the tooth fairy. After all, she waved her magic wand and Covid19 disappeared!
So did the economy, but hey, what’s a few jobs and mental health issues between friends, eh? Oh, and there were some harms and deaths from vaccines, but it is all for the Greater Good, don’t you know.
Of course if people didn’t eat so much sugar and processed food, instead of fresh fruit and vegetables, they might have better teeth.
That information was kindly supplied by the Ministry of Tooth.
Easy Jet strips out seats to cope with season of chaos
Great idea, standing room only, with those dangly things like they have in the tube. Pack more in. Sorry, just checked, they are only going to remove some seats to reduce need for cabin crew.
Perhaps they could do a fly yourself service to reduce costs, that would help.
I gather quite a lot of staff are sick. It is alleged this is due to the vaccines they took to comply with Easy Jet’s policy (I haven’t checked it, can’t be bothered).
Anyway, fewer jets will fly, so this means less noise and air pollution. That makes me happier.
What taking out seats will do to the Chaos Theory I don’t know. Easy Jet strips out six seats and…hang on did you say six…yup. So part of the 666 plot eh?
So is this fake news? Don’t care. Where was I? Oh, yes remove some seats and perhaps Joe Biden finds his brain. Pigs might fly.
If you want to fly I suggest you start pilot training now, Easy jet may be recruiting.
Senior Tories sound alarm over threat from Lib Dem revival
I gather that the deputy leader of the Lib Dem’s Daisy Cooper has said that ousting the Conservatives was the party’s no. 1 priority. Presumably this is because they can do a better job of destroying the economy than the Tories or Labour.
I see this on the BBC regarding remote voting by MP’s.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/cr8v5r6ryk2t/daisy-cooper
Ms Cooper had to join a long, socially distanced, queue to vote.
“If they want to lead by example they should be embracing digital technology and reducing the amount of commuting MPs have to make up and down the country,” she said.
“They should be reinforcing social distancing not encouraging MPs to travel the breadth and length of the country to end up being super-spreaders and putting their own communities at risk.”
Meanwhile, the Conservative MP for Harlow, Robert Halfon said he was “ashamed” of his party after the decision.
Mr Halfon, who has cerebral palsy and has been shielding, said it was not fair on people like him who’ve been told to shield by medics as they’re considered vulnerable to the virus.
Whilst I’m sure she is a very nice person, she is a bit dim if she can’t work out by now that Covid 19 is the ‘flu and you can’t spread it. And social distancing is not social but anti-social. I do not hold out much hope for the Lib Dems.
Of course anagrams of Lib Dem include ‘be mild’, Bel dim, ‘bile MD’. You can see we have a problem here.
Ms Cooper might be good at many things but if she thinks so-called social distancing is sensible then she can’t be a barrel of laughs, despite her surname.
Mr Halfon is also in the dim camp. I note he is Jewish, but seems to have put the Board of Deputies of British Jews noses out of joint.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Halfon
He has had several controversies and has had an affair.
He has voted against same-sex marriage, which was sensible, but now regrets doing so. I suppose it’s in his name Halfon. Sometimes he’s Halfon, sometimes he’s Halfoff. World’s gone bonkers. These are our MP’s.
Britain ready to rip up Northern Ireland protocol in weeks.
This is because of all the paperwork; it will take weeks not days. Add it to the EU paperwork. More fuel for the power stations.
Nandy fails to rule out leadership bid
Lisa Nandy may seek to take on role as Labour’s leader. Keir Starmer is in deep do-do for something to do with a beer and curry, supposedly a working meeting in Durham.
Nandy is reported as saying of Kier Starmer “He is Mr Rules. He does not break the rules.”
I suppose he just makes them up as he goes along then. One rule for the political elites, one rule for the plebs.
Still, as I keep saying, there were no real rules only guidance and nobody had to follow them. But it did expose the mini-Hitlers in society and separate the wheat from the tares, the sheep from the goats, those who will eat any rubbish fed to them by MSM and those who won’t. Sheep are more discerning than goats.
So Kier didn’t break anything in this case as far as I can see and neither did Boris. The general populace broke their common sense though. Wake up everybody, you were had.
Of course there are the issues of astronomical waste of taxpayers’ money on masks, test, vaccines, and furlough etc. Theoretically furlough money should be paid back but what were government employees actually doing if anything useful at all?? We were paying them if they were at home for doing sod all.
Mind you, many of them were probably doing sod all anyway in the office, except making life a nightmare for the rest of us. Are you going to complain bitterly and make sure it doesn’t happen again?
Asylum seekers told this week they will be sent to Rwanda
Whether they came from Rwanda or not?? I think it meant those that came from Rwanda in the first place. As for the rest, perhaps they are sent to Coventry and ignored while the taxpayer picks up the tab.
My wife and I have a friend who lives in Hounslow where the immigrants arriving at Heathrow are housed in a hotel. They have luxury accommodation by the sound of it. The borough is substantially Indian now (sub-continent, not Red) I understand.
Our friend, who is of Jamaican heritage, but born and bred in this country and in Hounslow, has been trying to get council accommodation but says the Indian heritage population look after their own, and are ignoring her requests for help.
This is what parts of the UK have become has it? This injustice must not continue.
BBC to spend £50m finding out what its viewers watch
Well I would say another channel probably. So stop wasting license payer’s money. BBC going downhill fast. Except for the radio side in my opinion, as there’s some great stuff on BBC iPlayer Radio catch-up.
Glad we don’t have a telly any more or have to pay a license fee. What a waste of money.
Is see there is reference to a 42 page white paper (surely this is racist, anyway if it has letters on it, it must be black and white paper? You know black and white and red all over).
But 42 again, the ultimate answer to everything. Mmm…
Flower show aims to lift commuter spirits
This is nice. They’re going to put flowers on stations in the UK. Well, some stations. About time, they used to have station masters and in rural areas it was their pride and joy to ensure a welcoming bed of pansies or what-nots.
Nowadays the only pansies you might see are the pan-demic loonies in masks, still wearing them despite the relaxing of so-called rules (which I have essentially ignored as I have common sense).
No wonder they are trying to lift people spirits as the article says as 70% of adults surveyed (out of 5,136) said their mental health had been affected by the pandemic. Nearly a fifth described it as poor.
Well, if you will believe all governments and MSM tell you what do you expect? Didn’t you think to look outside the window, use your brain, double check??
Get a grip people. You abandoned the heavenly Father, who cares for you deeply, for the god of this world, that Great Git Satan.
Come back to God, look to Jesus, His beautiful Boy who became a Man, then you can go and kick Satan where it hurts.
Player, 13, dies after collapsing in match
This was a football match. A Samuel Akwasi was the young lad, they say the cause of death is unknown.
Was he vaccinated? No doubt he was. Will they do an autopsy, will we find out. Someone should. Or will they cremate him to burn the evidence? If anybody has further information please let me know.
Duke’s friend frisked in his pyjamas by wildlife police
This is William van Cutsem, friend of the Duke of Cambridge. Something to do with illegal game keeping. Police left finding nothing suspicious.
Not surprised, since when has it been illegal to keep games??
We have Monoploy, Cluedo and Totopoly , Scrabble and cards in our house. Are we at risk of being woken up in the middle of the night by the no-thought police??
William was apparently frisked on his doorstep. Perhaps he had the Chance cards and Miss Scarlet stuffed down his jim-jams.
Perhaps though the police, being dim, were told by the informant that he kept the contraband in his van. As van is in William’s name, the police, uneducated as they are and Normal For Norfolk (in-breeding you know), thought that searching him was sensible.
Dozens of Ukrainian civilians feared dead after school hit
And who exactly shelled it? ‘Nasty’ Russians or Ukraine? I gather 60 people were likely to have died under the rubble. As the Russians are getting blamed for everything by biased MSM, perhaps they missed a trick. Should have said ‘died under the Rouble’.
But lots of things are suspect. Try these links for a read round.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17680670/ukrainian-nursery-bombed-kyiv-putin-false-flag-attack/
Andriy Melnyk, ambassador for Ukraine in Germany has been greeted with chants of Nazis out. Somebody obviously thinks that at least some Ukrainians are Nazi.
As I have said before, this is hardly surprising given the nations troubled history. And the fact that we follow a timeline mirroring WW2, only 80 years ago in 1942.
Invaders’ failing weapons good for British sales
A Rob Johnson, PhD has said that (allegedly) Russian weapons are failing and this could mean boosting the UK’s arms industry. Words fail me.
No they don’t. You complete cretin Rob Johnson. The article says that Britain could try to sell its own weapons to India. You are quoted as saying “That will be fantastic because we all win.”
Like who exactly?? Arms manufacturers, but not those who might get killed by those weapons. More jobs, to make killing machines??
You get paid handsomely no doubt to say these things. Ramp up the ante as they say, fuel wars and rumours of wars merely to make money. You are despicable.
http://www.ccw.ox.ac.uk/robert-johnson
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/russian-arms-failings-good-for-british-sales-0pv0c79wv
Zelenskyy abandoned us, say soldiers in besieged steel plant
Apparently this is the Azov battalion saying this, or at least an officer in the group.
Hopefully by now you will know the battalion is neo-Nazi. Poor diddums, I am so sorry – not! You have been stirring up trouble for years, did George Soros and his cronies fund you?
If you trust a comedian then don’t expect them to be faithful to your cause. After all, they treat everything as a joke, even messing up their own country.
I see Jill Biden is doing her bit to support the U.S.A. cause, sorry, the Ukrainian cause. There is this photo of her meeting Zelenskyy ‘s wife, Olena. There is a caption underneath which is believed to be part of their exchange of greetings.

‘Thank you so much my dear, Joe will love these. And it will help suppress the smell when he poops his diapers.’
Perhaps Mr Zelenskyy could do a comedy show on this; he’s quite good at that I gather.
Bono and Edge perform in Kyiv bomb shelter
Apparently they are showing solidarity with the Ukraine. They performed ‘With or without you’. Part of the lyrics are ‘I can’t live with or without you’. Bono is thought to have referenced Putin by saying the war was down to one man, and he trusted the young people to throw him out of office.
There are rumours that in fact it was Volodymyr Zelenskyy, or Voldemort Zelenskyy as someone has called him (me).
After all he has been messing up big time or George Soros’s or Klaus ‘Build Back Better, once we have destroyed everything and you, the taxpayer etc, have paid for it with your money or your life’ Schwab.
As for Bono I say, ‘O no Bono, you still haven’t found what you’re looking for have you?’
In this case it may be his brain, but I’m not sure.
As for Zelenskyy, well, in the Ukraine you might not live with or without him. Heads he wins, tails you lose (your life).
Energy boss warns of £900 increase in autumn
Keith Anderson, CEO of Scottish power, is reported as saying government needs to offer poorer households much bigger discounts on their bills.
That’s nice. Who will pay for the discounts though? Taxpayers as usual. Will it come from the elites who caused all this problem in the first place? Not on your nelly it won’t.
Go and tell the government to screw the energy companies down hard.
This talks about a credit meter scam.
https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/british-gas-scottish-power-sse-23542507
Well, I reckon the energy companies are scamming us over the massive hike in prices, which will make credit meters look like small fry.
My wife and I have been having a battle with SSE as they mucked up things with our account and paper billing in 2021. And they STILL have not read our internal electric meter since late 2019 – it has been nearly 2.5 years!!!
I think SSE stands for the SS of Nazi infamy. Their rating on trustpilot.com is abysmal.
Whilst I don’t think one can trust Labour with anything much, I do consider the selling off of the energy supply system was extremely foolish. Look at where we are now, exploited by foreign owners. It was better in public ownership.
And don’t believe all you read about Nazi Putin and Heroic Zelenskyy. Zelenskyy’s the Nazi comedian dragging his country into the abyss of war, supported by the west’s elites who will make money out of the crisis as always.
And as George Soros is reported as supporting the Ukraine you should be deeply suspicious at least.
The panic over such things causes all this upheaval and has helped fuel inflation, just like thinking that Covid 19 was a monster rather than the ‘flu masquerading as a human race terminator.
Keep loving instead as the Lord God has repeatedly reminded you. Perfect or strictly complete love casts out fear.
English Christians told to repent for anti-semitism
This was said in Church of England report in 2019. The C of E is not very bright but has been going downhill for a long time.
As I keep saying, there is no such thing as anti-Semitism towards the Jews, if anything it must be anti- Judaism. The Semitic people are essentially derived from Shem, one of the three sons of Noah, and not the specific tribe of Judah from whom the Jews essentially come.
But then the Jews do have a habit of distorting words to suit. Or at least the Jews who say they are Jews but are not, but are of the synagogue of Satan.
For this is the problem, these interlopers within Judaism poison everything. They are the children of Satan and descendants of those who bayed for Jesus’s blood, although He went willingly to show them up for who they were.
He knew that despite the agonies of what he would go through it was worth it for the glory that would arise from it, and to free the children of God from that vile thing that Satan, the great serpent, did in the Garden of Eden to the Most High’s darlings Adam and Eve.
It is those true Jews who are Jews inwardly as Paul the apostle puts it, who suffer from these Satanic self-righteous monsters, and thus they have been hounded and vilified whilst the elites look on in satisfaction in their palaces and castles, including the religious ones, not just the secular.
The Rt Revd William Kenney, the Roman Catholic Auxiliary Emeritus Bishop of Birmingham, led an act of penitence during the service. “God of Israel, we acknowledge with shame and penitence the anti-Semitic decrees of the Synod of Oxford,” he said. “For times when we have witnessed the ill-treatment of Jews and people of other faiths and have not gone to their aid, Lord, we ask your forgiveness.”
This seems on the surface to be fair except for the stupidity of using the word anti-Semitic.
But then he refers to the ‘God of Israel’. Well, you cretin Kenny, have you not heard, have you not seen that the Most High is the Lord of heaven and earth and all that is in it?? He is the one who is God of all the nations.
If Israel has a separate god, then it is not the most High. But she does, and Israel are all of God’s children in Christ, Jew and Gentile.
Those who are not in Christ are not the Most High’s but Satan’s, and they are doomed to go with him into the lake of fire.
They are not true Israelites if they are not in Christ, it is that simple.
Anyway, it is reported that William Kenny calls himself Right Rev, and is a Catholic bishop. Anagrams of his name include
ink in me Wally
Ann mike Willy
ak Minne Willy
inane km willy
ink mean Willy
ink name willy
Ella mine winky
Elly mini wank
lily mein wank
mini yell wank
I my Neill wank
I know that there are problems with paedophile priests who are supposed to be celibate. Never a good idea to restrict the good gifts of God with man-made laws.
These anagrams make me a bit uneasy for some reason.
There is a C of E bishop of Lichfield, Michael Ipgrave who calls himself Right Rev Dr.
This is from the Church Times
“So much anti-Semitism and anti-Judaism can be traced back to distorted Christian teaching,” Dr Ipgrave said. He now chairs the Council of Christians and Jews. “We need to recognise how our history has contributed to the teaching of contempt which generated hostility towards and suffering for our Jewish brothers and sisters.”
I have tried finding out a bit more about him. Not very easy. But he has the same issues of using anti-Semitism, so not very bright then.
I tried anagrams of his name. There are apparently 3550 anagrams of letters after word ‘viper’ removed!! Here are a few of the full viper anagrams.
eg malachi viper
he magical viper
hag malice viper
hale magic viper
leach magi viper
am lice hag viper
A viper in the bosom of the Church of England then. I am seriously concerned ; but then as I said, the C of E has been going downhill for a long time.
As for this Right Rev Dr nonsense Jesus says do not use titles such as Father or teacher or Rabbi and He also means these stupid titles too. You religious types love these things to be admired by mankind, but the heavenly Father sees through to the heart and rebukes you for your folly.
I think that will do. There are other things I could look at, but to be honest I just can’t be bothered right now.
Anyway, I am working on posts on the Eastern front around Kharkov in WW2, the Falklands’ war and Neil Fergusson among others, so there is plenty else to do.
Until next time, adieu.

P.S. You may wish to view these links if you haven’t already.
Put In Boots – the UKraine Panto
C is for….Church of England. Or completely EUseless.