The Battle of Lockdown

4th November 2020

The following is the transcript of the speech given in Breaking News: Second Lockdown. It is hoped that this is the spirit of that great man Winston Churchill who has returned like King Arthur to strengthen and inspire us in our hour of need.

We need all the help we can get, may he aid us again.

‘The battle of lockdown is over. I expect the battle of lockdown is about to begin again. Upon this battle depends the revival of Christian civilisation. Upon it depends our own British sanity, and common sense and our umpires. The whole might and fury of the left must very soon be turned upon us yet again. Little Hitlers know that they will have to break us or lose the war.

If we can stand up to them, the European Union may fall apart and the world may move forward on its bicycles. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including Oprah Winfrey, will sink into the Abbess of the Roman Catholic Church made more sinister and perhaps more attractive, by the existence of two popes.

Let us therefore make ourselves two teas, and so bare ourselves to maximise our vitamin D, and with our noses to the grindstone as we prepare grains for homemade bread, men (and women) will say ‘This was their finest flour’