Mary had a little lamb…

A lite bite.

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

11th August, 2022

My wife and I have been having a short break. It is very hot in the UK at the moment, 30 degrees centigrade or more this afternoon where we are.

So i was wondering what might do to cool us down a bit. Not sure this will work, but it’s too hot for strenuous thinking, so how about this, written before our break?



4th August, 2022

Mary had a little lamb

Her cheeks were white as snow

For she’d stuck them in the freezer

A little while ago.

For she’d eaten quite a lot of food

More than ought she should

Her insides were discomforted

She wasn’t feeling good.

Her tummy was a-gurgling

And things seemed about to run

So congealing all was needed

albeit not much fun.

Thus on a stool she stood

And op’d the freezer’s door

She was not tall I gather;

Being short’s a bore.

And so she stuck her bottom in

She wished to chill her butt

But freezing’s not the answer

The silly little mutt.

The cheeks I mentioned at the start

Were not those on her face

But those upon the nether parts

Down low, the other place!

She sat there for an hour

Then found that she was stuck

Her brother found her later

‘Oh dear’, he said, ‘bad luck.’

He went and told their mother

Who exclaimed it wasn’t nice

To stick your bum in there

To turn it all to ice.

They managed to extract her

And sat Mary in the sink

To defrost very slowly

As her cheeks returned to pink.



So chill out, stay cool and be careful where you sit!

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

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