Library

Librarian: Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

We thought it about time we opened a library. Of course, there are oodles of libraries already. But there are some stories, poems and songs which haven’t been published yet, at least for general consumption.

So we hope you will enjoy the collection, although it will be very small to start with. And if you have something to add to it, you’re very welcome to send it in for consideration. A title, date written and your name will be necessary to give full credit to the piece.

So find a quiet corner and enjoy.

Stories

Poems

Songs

1. The Emperor’s New Cows

1. As I was going to St Ives
2. Mary had a little lamb…
3. Matt Hancock Who told Lies, and was Burned to Death

1. ‘The Covid Wombles’
2. I Got ‘Flu Babe
3. Donald the Elephant
4. Covid Help
5. Joe Biden’s lies
6. Don’t Lock Me Down
7. (I never promised you) Jacinda Ardern

                                                                                                              

Whilst the shelves are fitted, the librarian needs feeding so you will have to wait!