Matt Hancock

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

4th June 2020

Matthew John David Hancock. Good set of biblical names. Except Hancock of course. I’m not aware of anything related to that in the Bible .

His first three names mean the following apparently. ‘Gift of God, God is gracious, beloved (or possibly uncle)’.

As to Hancock the meaning is rather more obscure but probably relates to ‘strutting like a cock(erell)’. The han bit may be ‘hand’.

That makes more sense. Handcock, or maybe ‘Hand Cock’, the mass debater in the Houses of Parliament. Or should that be mess debater? Perhaps they are the same thing. Anagram in his full name includes ‘ankwa’. Rearrange to make better sense.

A lot of people are not keen on him at the moment. They would no doubt leave out the ‘f’ in ‘Gift of God’ and the whole of his two middle names.

He may think he is God’s gift of course. Lol.

He is married to Martha Hoyer Millar, an osteopath, according to his Wikipedia entry. Apparently she is the granddaughter of René de Marees van Swinderen – meaning possibly:

Reborn (French), the (Dutch), Tides or star of the sea (French), of (Dutch), Swindle (German).

Well, those names sound okay except swindle. Which is German. ‘Interesting velly interesting.’ Remember this?

Anyway, Matt Hancock is also 42 years old at the moment. Do we think he is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question as in Douglas Adam’s Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

Not according to people comments on YouTube we don’t. What the question actually  was is not stated. Probably ‘Will Matt Hancock’s actions and leadership as health secretary bring us out of the Covid mess?’


That’s answered that one, what’s next?

I have said the meaning of John is ‘God is gracious’. In the USA a ‘john’ is a toilet. Which one applies to Matt Hancock? You choose.

As regards David the following link is of interest. Please note American Sign Language, scroll down page in the link.

All but one could be giving the finger (or two fingers). Okay, it’s not the middle finger, but why be fussy when it’s Pratt Matt Hancock we are talking about?


These are always useful. There are rather a lot that are useful in my books.

Choanotaenia – meaning tapeworms.

The above link says ‘…affected adult birds were depressed and had diarrhea prior to death.’ This makes sense. Nation depressed by Matt Hancock.

Contaminated – no doubt true

Cachinnated – to laugh loudly or immoderately – see below.

cachinnate – To express amusement, mirth, or scorn by smiling and emitting loud, inarticulate sounds: from

I think he has been laughing at the general public.

Cacodemonia: a condition marked by the delusion of being possessed by evil spirits. From

I don’t know about evil spirits, but delusional yes. If it just said ‘possessed by evil spirits’ I would agree.

Dentinomata – related to benign tumours. I don’t know about benign, tumours will do nicely.

Non-academic – well he has a first degree and an MPhil so that’s not right. Perhaps he is not a good academic despite that. Love of money can cause problems I hear.

And when you become a wealth secretary, creating wealth for big pharma.

Deathwatch – perhaps refers to excess deaths on his ‘watch’ as Health Secretary.



in·​cho·​ate | \ in-ˈkō-ət  , ˈin-kə-ˌwāt \

Definition of inchoate

: being only partly in existence or operation : INCIPIENT

especially : imperfectly formed or formulated : FORMLESS, INCOHERENT

misty, inchoate suspicions that all is not well with the nation


Catenoid – sounds like he’s annoying a cat. Annoying more than the cat, believe me.

Comedian – he may think current crisis is funny, I don’t.

Daemonic – I hope I don’t have to explain.

Demoniac – see above.

Havocked – caused havoc. Yes, that explains it.

Hijacked – he has hijacked the nation?

Katowice – a city in Poland. Possibly related to the following link.

I note the following from it.

When the Paris Agreement was adopted in December 2015, much to the joy of all the delegates, it was clear that this success would bring even more hard work. The negotiations would take three more years.

That’s nice, lots more work for bureaucrats, travel/jobs for politicians, expenses etc. More taxes for taxpayers, not so nice.

Mendicant – meaning the following:

Swop the ‘a’ of mendicant for a ‘u’ and I will agree.

Definition includes ‘a beggar’.

Swop the a’s for a u’s and I will agree.

Sorry, my mistake, that should read first ‘a’ and the ‘e’ for u’s and I will agree. And perhaps replace the last a for an e just to make sure.

Nematoid – like a worm. Fine with that.

Avoidance – avoiding the truth perhaps?

Windhoek – wind corner in German. See

As Germany is and has always been best friends with the UK, this makes sense. Mmm? You say that’s not quite true? Oh well, perhaps you are right.

Wanked – yes, well enough said.

Cheat – quite.

Omaha – like the beach where thousands of American G.I.s died. Excess deaths again.

Henchman – it’s not looking good Matt.

Hoodwink – definitely not looking good.

Economic – he studied economics. There’s a coincidence.

Economical with the truth maybe. That’s not a coincidence. No ‘l’ in his name though.

China – everybody blames China nowadays.

Convicted – not yet but there’s always hope. Bring back hanging I say.

Damnation – yup.

Injectant – you couldn’t make this up!

Toothache – more pain than that he’s causing.

Connived – no doubt.

Conceit – yes.

Etonian – only those who support him like Boris the P.M.

Vomited – makes you sick doesn’t it?

Joke – see comedian earlier.

Novocain – a drug in dentistry, an anaesthetic. Drugging the nation.

And finally (although there are probably more helpful suggestions)


Anagram phrases

Just a few part or complete phrases in case you haven’t quite got the point yet.

Dick head

He mad

Vatican hatched

Jew damnation havoc

Contaminated wacko

Death vomit hand cock

WHO Vaccinated Toad

China death havoc monk

And to think Boris Johnson is still supporting him. Hasn’t he checked?

Various Links

General for reference

COVID-19: Matt Hancock fighting for his political life after Dominic Cummings’s brutal demolition job

Covid: Matt Hancock acted unlawfully over pandemic contracts

Matt Hancock vaccine: Which Covid jab did the UK Health Secretary receive?

From the above, Matt said:

“Learning from science has been central this last year more than ever, so it felt fitting to be at the museum.”

Museum defined as:

an institution devoted to the procurement, care, study, and display of objects of lasting interest or value

American Museum of Natural History

also a place where objects are exhibited

an art museum

Above from Merriam-Webster online.

Is Matt Hancock to be of lasting interest or value?

No. Unless he gets stuffed of course.

Next link please.

GPs ‘are swamped by patients tsunami’: Health chiefs hold crisis talks with Matt Hancock as doctors warn they can’t cope with huge demand following Covid pandemic

My comment is that my local surgery seems unresponsive to correspondence from Brighton Hospital on my health issues. The surgery is closed to visitors.

Perhaps Daily Mail meant ‘huge salami’ not tsunami. Sounds dodgy, but might make more sense. Anybody else make sense of this comment? See also

Extra £3 Billion for NHS not enough to reduce back log, Doctors warn. Scroll down in the page if you don’t want to read the whole page.

Matt Hancock runs away from reporters asking questions about Dominic Cummings – and towards a camera giving opportunity for photo shot.

Get the vaccine Matt says. Yes, why not? But don’t get it shot into you, take it and get it tested for what is actually in it.

Alternatively give it back to Matt by sticking it somewhere suitable. I’m sure you will have some good ideas.

Matt Hancock says he has been busy ‘saving lives’ ahead of grilling by MPs

Saving lives eh Matt? Do we believe you? Bollux I say. What about you, dear reader?

Note Robert Jenrick comment in above

Asked how he felt about being called a donkey, communities secretary Robert Jenrick told BBC Breakfast on Thursday morning: “Well I don’t think that’s a fair assessment of what happened.”

Donkeys are asses. Perhaps arses more suitable. That’s my fair (polite) assessment. What about you, dear reader?

Matt Hancock called to Parliament to explain new Covid rules today

Please, please note they say ‘guidance’ – which is not law –

See my earlier posts – I have been saying for nearly a year it is all guidance. Do check it out.

Matt Hancock Holds Shares In Sister’s Firm Who Won NHS Contracts

I hope he doesn’t love sister better than his wife, like Joe Biden said he did.

What Health Secretary Matt Hancock said on pandemic regrets during visit to Teesside

Matt Hancock offers no apology over law breaking and PPE contracts

Matt apparently said “On average, we published them just over a fortnight later than they should have been, and there’s a reason for that, and the reason is that there was a global shortage of PPE and we needed to buy PPE to save lives.”

PPE has been a complete waste of money. This should be deducted from Matt Hancock’s bank account; bankrupt him if necessary. Then hang him for murder (subject to a fair trial of course).

Time-traveller Matt Hancock visits past to build hospital that already exists

Matt Hancock must be a moron if he said that. Does Boris know this? Has he checked?

The following is completely useless but goes to show the crap websites out there.

Note it says he is single then says he is married.

Note above his sexuality is N/A – not applicable or not available. Is he a robot then? A clone? Any ideas anybody?

Matt Hancock (Neighbours)

It says Tom Adair of The Scotsman was not a fan of the Hancock family and cheered their departures. He described them as “boring, whinging, plot-clogging, wastes of space”

Sounds fair to me. But I would use stronger words to say about the current Health Secretary.

Again if you wish to look at his Wikipedia entry there are numerous issues with Matt. Including the following:

Hancock has announced that he has dyslexia, a fact that first became apparent while he was at Oxford.

Perhaps all the problems are down to this; he has just got the words muddled up.

I say bollux. Why is he still at the helm of the Health Department?

Sack him, bankrupt him and try him for murder among other things. Then hang him (subject to the fair trial of course).

P.S. Should you be a Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fan why not look at

42 – The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything

Or indeed anything in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe at the end of world menu.

Or if you want to know about Covid 19 try this. Covid 19 Summary

Author: alphaandomega21

Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector'sson. When not posting pages or paging posties, trying to be a good husband, and getting over a long term health issue, I am putting the world to rights. I have nothing better to do, so why not? But of course that includes dancing, being funny (in more than one sense), poking fun at life, poking fun at myself, deflating the pompous, reflating the sad. Seeking to heal the whole of the soul (and body where possible). In short making life as good as it possibly can be for others as well as myself. You can't say fairer than that. But if you can, please say. People need to know.

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